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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Kok?
00:12:59Ngomong.
00:12:59Eh?
00:13:00Eh?
00:13:01Kok kain?
00:13:01Aku gak apa-apa salah.
00:13:02Aku semuanya, aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Yuk!
00:13:06Tunggu dong!
00:13:09Tunggu dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Lepas.
00:13:12Bro.
00:13:13Lepas.
00:13:14Tunggu.
00:13:14Lepas.
00:13:14Tunggu.
00:13:14Tunggu.
00:13:15Tunggu.
00:13:15Tunggu.
00:13:16Tunggu.
00:13:16Tunggu.
00:13:16Tunggu.
00:13:16Tunggu.
00:13:17Tunggu.
00:13:18Tunggu.
00:13:18Tunggu.
00:13:18Tunggu.
00:13:18Tunggu.
00:13:18Tunggu.
00:13:19I love you.
00:13:21I love you.
00:13:43I love you, brother.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with you, because I love you.
00:13:49I love you.
00:13:51You can't talk to me.
00:13:53I'm sorry.
00:13:55I'm sorry.
00:13:57I'm sorry.
00:13:59I'm sorry.
00:14:01I'm sorry.
00:14:03I'm sorry.
00:14:05I'm sorry.
00:14:07I'm sorry.
00:14:09I'm sorry.
00:14:11Happy birthday.
00:14:13Say to you.
00:14:15What?
00:14:17Happy birthday.
00:14:19Say to you.
00:14:21Happy birthday.
00:14:23Happy birthday.
00:14:25Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29I love you.
00:14:31Happy birthday.
00:14:33I love you.
00:14:35I love you.
00:14:37I love you.
00:14:39I love you.
00:14:41Don't even feel sick like that.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:57Peace be upon you.
00:14:59Ibu?
00:15:01Hey!
00:15:03Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:07I'm sorry.
00:15:09Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:13Iya, kok nggak bilang apa?
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:18Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:23Kalian nggak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:28Abis nilatnya gitu kayak nggak kangen deh.
00:15:33Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Oh.
00:15:38Jangan, aku nangka.
00:15:39Nggak usah dong.
00:15:40Oh, nggak enak kan di rumah berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:44Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:46Nggak deh.
00:15:47Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:49Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:50Ya?
00:15:52Mau apa-apa?
00:15:53Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:58Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:02Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapaknya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang,
00:16:23Selamat datang di teman-teman, teman-teman kami.
00:16:25Bila anda belajar hari ini,
00:16:27besok anda akan mendapatkan kan cuma 90 persen.
00:16:32Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:37Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:38Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman,
00:16:40tapi sekarang nggak usah ilang, sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:43Ibu, duduk aja, duduk, duduk.
00:16:51Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu koper ibu.
00:16:54Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:58Nggak sayang, nggak pake gula-gula.
00:17:04Ibu kok tunggu, Ben, sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Berpensi air panas, mau pelawa kepanan.
00:17:18Kok tunggu, Ben, nanti?
00:17:19Bu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:29Halo, bu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, bu?
00:17:33Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampai rumah, nggak ada orang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang, ngeri sebentar.
00:17:40Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:45Eh, aku nggak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Nanti.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudukin ke tempat apa?
00:17:55Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tamaku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:06Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, nggak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya, bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:16Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:17Iya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, bapak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu nggak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:20Jujur pas.
00:18:21Tapi kok nggak pernah kesini ya, bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit jadi setelan bahayanya di rumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, bu.
00:18:36Kamu ngapain aku sama ma?
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi, kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:42Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya bu nggak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, pak ya.
00:18:53Iya, bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis.
00:18:55Saya sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, bu.
00:19:12Beritanya dari tadi, nggak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap hadap di utang.
00:19:27Nggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:34Masih tonton TV-nya.
00:19:35Aku ntar mau makin sekali.
00:19:39Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi ya tuh gimana nggak ibu stres.
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:15Mau.
00:20:16Mau.
00:20:17Mau.
00:20:18Mau.
00:20:27Mau.
00:20:28Mau.
00:20:29Mau.
00:20:30Mau.
00:20:31Mau.
00:20:32Mau.
00:20:33Mau.
00:20:34Mau.
00:20:35Mau.
00:20:36Mau.
00:20:37Mau.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:40Situasinya masih nggak komusif.
00:20:42Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:44Hah.
00:20:45Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebi banget kelas itu.
00:20:48Nggak, udah.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus nyikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:52Ya, Tuh.
00:20:54Ya, Bapak.
00:20:55Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:56Ya udah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:20:58Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:20:59Oke, boleh.
00:21:00Oke.
00:21:01Lu.
00:21:02Kau aku tinggal sebentar nggak apa-apa ya?
00:21:03Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:05Ibu senang dia.
00:21:06Dia kaya untuk sekarang.
00:21:07Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:08Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:09Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:10Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:11Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:12Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:13Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:14Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:15Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:16Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:17Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:19Ibu senang dia.
00:21:20Nggak kaya untuk sekarang.
00:21:22Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:23Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:24Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu.
00:21:28Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:31Not yura.
00:21:33Tetangga ibu itu.
00:21:34Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi nggak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternah, sih?
00:21:42I don't want to be happy.
00:21:44I'm happy.
00:21:46Yeah, if you want to be happy.
00:21:48If you want to be happy,
00:21:50just go ahead.
00:21:52Ibu don't want to be happy.
00:21:54You want to be happy.
00:21:56Yes, sure.
00:21:58If you need,
00:22:00you're happy.
00:22:04It's done.
00:22:06I'm tired.
00:22:08I want to be happy.
00:22:10Hey, am Ibu nggak laper?
00:22:12Laper lah.
00:22:14Ya, pasti nggak laper.
00:22:16Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat, kak?
00:22:22Mau banget.
00:22:24Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Heah.
00:22:28Emang, Ami.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto alas cek.
00:22:32Ayo.
00:22:34Ya sayang.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:38Okay, I'm going to cut all the eggs, but the eggs are all over there, I don't want to do it.
00:22:49Okay, ready, I'm ready!
00:22:53But the money is done.
00:22:56Is it done?
00:22:58It's done.
00:22:59I didn't tell you, I don't have cashed money.
00:23:02I don't have enough money, I don't have enough money.
00:23:04How much is it?
00:23:06Can I buy what I can do in the kitchen?
00:23:13I'm not sure if I have eaten what I can do in the kitchen.
00:23:16What's the help?
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:21I can get 100.
00:23:24I can get 100.
00:23:27Let me go.
00:23:33Guys, we're going to buy again.
00:23:36Soto Ayam, follow your journey.
00:23:39Let's go.
00:23:43I think this isn't true.
00:23:46Just think about it, when I go to the house, I come to the house.
00:23:50I want to sit here during lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown is not 2-3 days.
00:23:55It can be a week or a month.
00:23:59I think this is a sign of God if we can't be scared.
00:24:03God?
00:24:05It's a sign of God that you say?
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:08I think this is a sign of God.
00:24:11Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:13Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:21Don't worry, I'm going to talk to you.
00:24:28Sit down here.
00:24:31Please go.
00:24:33Try the house.
00:24:38Okay, three days.
00:24:42I'll give you three days.
00:24:43After that, you'll take me to Ibu.
00:24:45I'll leave.
00:24:46I'll leave.
00:24:47get home
00:24:56bu
00:24:58can't go to the place you can't get home
00:25:01there is a families who are in the village
00:25:03thank you
00:25:04we're not going to be shagel
00:25:06see?
00:25:07we are going to be shagel
00:25:08please
00:25:09wait, wait
00:25:11is that what we're going to be shagel?
00:25:12this is the governor's instructions
00:25:14because of every person in the house
00:25:15Karantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17But how long this is?
00:25:19I don't know.
00:25:21I hope you don't want to be too long.
00:25:23Let's go, Pak.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:27How about Mas Bambang?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:31Pak?
00:25:32Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:34How about if my partner, Mas Bambang, we can go back here?
00:25:38He's the only one.
00:25:39Kasihan, Pak.
00:25:41Then, Bu,
00:25:42nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita minta tolong,
00:25:45terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:51menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:12Lih, Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:19Maaf.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hah?
00:26:23Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Yaudah.
00:26:26Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:34Ini kerjaan.
00:26:36Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu, Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang, Titik.
00:26:54Aku mau mingguan pokoknya.
00:26:56Hah?
00:26:58Apa?
00:27:00Kelu... keluar?
00:27:02Mas Bambang!
00:27:06Mas Bambang!
00:27:08Ah!
00:27:09Ah!
00:27:10Ah!
00:27:11Ah!
00:27:12Ah!
00:27:13Ah!
00:27:14Ah!
00:27:15Ah!
00:27:16Ah!
00:27:17Ah!
00:27:18Ah!
00:27:19Ah!
00:27:20Ah!
00:27:21Ah!
00:27:22Ah!
00:27:23Cek
00:27:37Ya, lagi cari tempat sepi dulu...
00:27:38Ini di rumah bikin pusing, tahu gak? Ibu aku tiba-tiba datang.
00:27:41Kamu enak dong rame-raame di sana...
00:27:43Aku disini sendirian, aku takut.
00:27:45Kamu kesini ya sekarang, please. Please.
00:27:48Ya, gak bisa dong Sayang.
00:27:51Justru kamu sendirian itu aman.
00:27:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:27:55But I'm afraid of being here.
00:27:58If if I'm here alone,
00:28:02people in my apartment,
00:28:04why are you going to be zombie?
00:28:07Anya,
00:28:09it's virus flu.
00:28:11It's not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:15it's not okay, Aman.
00:28:17But I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25Biar kamu tenang,
00:28:27aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:31Oh iya.
00:28:33Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:45Aduh kayang nyalain video callnya.
00:28:47Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:49Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance.
00:28:53Sekarang.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:58Iya.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:07Uh, ada-ada aja.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:13Yes.
00:29:34This is called Strike channel.
00:29:39If you wanna stay...
00:29:40Hey, Mas, you're not working, right?
00:29:45I'm going to go fast, lockdown.
00:29:48I'm going to go to the next door.
00:29:50I'm going to go to the next door.
00:29:52I'm going to go to the next door.
00:29:54I'm going to go to the next door.
00:29:55Cinta, honey.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:30:00Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Cinta.
00:30:03Cinta.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I want to see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and we make up.
00:30:15Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Oh, iya dong.
00:30:22Kan balance.
00:30:24Ruhani.
00:30:25Just money.
00:30:27Eh, Lungking.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:30Ya, masuk.
00:30:31Iya, Bu, iya, Bu.
00:30:33Meni, kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:38Lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:41Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:47Tuh.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Iya.
00:30:54Kamu tau mau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkasnya?
00:30:55Kasian dia lapar.
00:30:56Iya, Bu.
00:30:57Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada apa aja?
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:01Ya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti...
00:31:17Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kesian.
00:31:23Iya, Bu.
00:31:24Nanti berapa?
00:31:25Selama dalem!
00:31:31Selama dalem!
00:31:32Kamu resik!
00:31:34Dan tinggalin ke adalem sembarangan!
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selama dalem?
00:31:44Selama dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selama dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pake mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem!
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Why didn't I ever leave it in the house?
00:31:58What's the name of this?
00:32:00Where did I have the name of the house?
00:32:03I don't know, I don't wear the house in the house.
00:32:07This is the house?
00:32:08That's not my writing, Broto.
00:32:12Come on, tell me about it.
00:32:14That's who the house in the house?
00:32:16You're still in the house.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Come on.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:23Come on.
00:32:26What are you doing now?
00:32:27I'm going to go to bed, Ibu.
00:32:32Ibu is thinking about it.
00:32:36Have you ever taken care of yourself?
00:32:38Why are you like this?
00:32:40I want to have a baby.
00:32:42What if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What do you want to shoot?
00:32:46There, there's a floor.
00:32:49There, there, there.
00:32:51I'm going to go to bed.
00:32:53Yeah.
00:32:55But check, yeah.
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:58Right, yeah?
00:32:58Yeah, Ibu.
00:33:00so
00:33:03i
00:33:07I
00:33:09I
00:33:11I
00:33:13I
00:33:17I
00:33:19I
00:33:21G
00:33:22I
00:33:23I
00:33:25I
00:33:27I
00:33:29Oh my God, it's already like this?
00:33:31Yes, but...
00:33:32I'm going to go there or go there?
00:33:34I'm going to go there.
00:33:35But you can't find it.
00:33:36You're wrong.
00:33:37You're wrong.
00:33:38You're wrong.
00:33:39You're wrong.
00:33:40You're wrong.
00:33:41You're wrong.
00:33:42You're wrong.
00:33:43Why are you doing this?
00:33:44Stay at the place.
00:33:46I'll wait for you to come.
00:33:48I'll be quiet.
00:33:50Shh!
00:33:51Shh!
00:33:52Let's go.
00:33:53Let's go.
00:33:55Let's go.
00:33:56Fuck!
00:33:57Why am I...
00:34:02That's so...
00:34:07Fuck!
00:34:09.
00:34:11.
00:34:22.
00:34:24.
00:34:25.
00:34:26.
00:34:27.
00:34:29.
00:34:30.
00:34:31.
00:34:32.
00:34:33.
00:34:35.
00:34:36.
00:34:37It's so much, Bu.
00:34:44Ibu, how to go?
00:34:49To the side, the signal is better than the other side.
00:34:53I want to talk to the customer chat.
00:34:57Bu, but don't go to the area of Kamal Riani.
00:35:02The signal is dead.
00:35:04Biar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:07Cuma.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Ma Riani,
00:35:14nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:18Oh gitu ya.
00:35:19Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:20Siap, Bu.
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:31Kalau aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:35Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:37Tapi itu pada siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu.
00:35:41Bu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telor, dede.
00:35:49Telor.
00:35:51Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak.
00:36:14Terus kalau buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Am-am ya.
00:36:18Uyeh uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya...
00:36:39Ibu udah pengen punah cucu.
00:36:40Oh halah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan'i paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan'i kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan'i di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Hah.
00:36:56Gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi...
00:37:07Amin susu sedikit.
00:37:08Siap, Bu.
00:37:09Ya.
00:37:10Makasih ya.
00:37:11Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:13Oh.
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:15Eh.
00:37:16Eh.
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan'i belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:22Do.
00:37:23Tungu.
00:37:24Tungu...
00:37:25Tungu.
00:37:27Tungu.
00:37:28Tungu.
00:37:29I'll see you next time.
00:37:59oh
00:38:07oh
00:38:09oh
00:38:11oh
00:38:13oh
00:38:15oh
00:38:17oh
00:38:19see
00:38:21come on
00:38:23cakep
00:38:29omelette
00:38:31eh bu ayu
00:38:33bu sepuh
00:38:35eh
00:38:37ini omelette spesial
00:38:39untuk bu sepuh
00:38:41enak pasti
00:38:43makasih ya sama-sama bu
00:38:45yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:38:47hai
00:38:51handsome
00:38:53handsome and back
00:38:55yuk
00:38:57aku ready nih
00:38:59emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih
00:39:01tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan
00:39:03come on
00:39:05come to mama
00:39:07enak
00:39:09enak pengen
00:39:11kok gitu sih
00:39:13baru ditinggal sebentar
00:39:15ayolah mas nih
00:39:17kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih
00:39:19acem-acem engkau udah
00:39:21bosku WA barusan
00:39:23aduh
00:39:25terus
00:39:26katanya
00:39:27yaudah
00:39:28kamu pulang kampung aja
00:39:29isolasi sendiri
00:39:31nanti
00:39:32saya kabarin
00:39:33kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:34kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:36kalau udah kayak gini
00:39:37dipecat ini mah
00:39:39serius mas
00:39:41kamu sih
00:39:43aduh ngapain
00:39:45tadi
00:39:46aku dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:47aku tuh cuma mau main
00:39:48udah dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:49gak diapa-apain lagi
00:39:50hmmm
00:39:51maaf dong mas
00:39:55hmmm
00:39:57gimana dong sekarang
00:39:59iya ngaku nih
00:40:00gak ada kerjaan
00:40:01ya terus gimana dong
00:40:03aduh
00:40:05pijet apa gitu deh
00:40:06supaya kamu enakkan ya
00:40:08krokin deh krokin krokin
00:40:10ayo
00:40:12yuk
00:40:13ini
00:40:14udah bahan sama
00:40:15uuuuh
00:40:17uuuuh
00:40:19uuuuh
00:40:20lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu
00:40:21yang bodi banget ini
00:40:23hmmm
00:40:24kemis deh
00:40:26kemis deh
00:40:27pasti ya
00:40:28tapi abis krokin
00:40:29hmmm ya
00:40:31mas
00:40:35gimana kalo kamu
00:40:36tinggal disini aja
00:40:38iya
00:40:40nanti kalo bos kamu tau
00:40:42dipolisiin loh kita
00:40:44alah
00:40:45cuma sampe
00:40:46lockdown selesai aja mas
00:40:48aman deh
00:40:49aman
00:40:52terus
00:40:53mandinya
00:40:54kalo mau berat gimana
00:40:55kalo mau pipis
00:40:56hmmm
00:40:57kalo mampir gampang mas
00:40:59nanti mandinya malem-malem aja
00:41:01pas semua orang udah tidur
00:41:03kalo pas lagi gak ada orang
00:41:05jadi aman
00:41:06yah
00:41:07bajunya gimana
00:41:08aku yang mau baju
00:41:09baju bapak banyak
00:41:10tenang
00:41:11aku nenek
00:41:12nenek
00:41:13nenek
00:41:14nenek
00:41:15nenek
00:41:161000
00:41:21nah
00:41:33bener
00:41:34kat
00:41:35enek
00:41:36hati
00:41:37penyelih
00:41:38Anek
00:42:43Selamat pagi.
00:42:45Hei Ibu.
00:42:47Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:49Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:53Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:55Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:57Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:03Kalau ini Ayu ini yogurt.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:13Makasih Bu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:17Aduh.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:21Ini serius loh.
00:43:25Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:29Ini tuh penting.
00:43:31Ini tuh penting.
00:43:33Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:37Kamu ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:43Gitu loh.
00:43:45Gitu loh.
00:43:47Hah?
00:43:48Udah.
00:43:49Bu contoh ini ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh Bu.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih?
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang.
00:44:09Untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Ya.
00:44:15Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayo ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Hah?
00:44:42Sini sini.
00:44:43Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus kemacak ngobrol.
00:45:03Gitu?
00:45:04Gitu?
00:45:05Gitu.
00:45:06Gitu?
00:45:07Gitu?
00:45:08Ya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelem, nyelem.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa ya.
00:45:17Nanti deh.
00:45:18Ibu WI-an kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Udah dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Yeah.
00:45:26Yeah.
00:45:27Yeah.
00:45:28Yeah, yeah.
00:45:30Yeah, yeah.
00:45:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:34Diperantekin dulu sekarang masa ini manteng disini.
00:45:37Masa sekarang?
00:45:39Iya, makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Ya, ya, ya.
00:45:44Yeah, ya.
00:45:45Ya, wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:50Malah.
00:46:23Broto Adi Sutejo, Pak Emang gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nelpon, gue tau nih, pasti lagi ada maunya nih, ya kan?
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini, emang gue ada maunya, gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Sal budi.
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh, perlu gue ingetin nih, duit-duit gue yang numpang gak pesan gue, ya?
00:47:03Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga gimana sih lo?
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung utang budi itu, boleh deh Pak?
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih, ini serius?
00:47:12Hmm, bantuan apaan?
00:47:14Oke, gini, emang bisa gak lo cekin punya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sing luar masuk, telepon ini.
00:47:23Lagi bingdi lo?
00:47:24Iya, iya, siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue, gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh?
00:47:32Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oh, oke, oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam ya, ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:08Anjing, manjing, manjing, ayo!
00:48:17Eh, ngapain?
00:48:20Nafon selingkuhan.
00:48:22Aku aja.
00:48:24Apa sih kamu?
00:48:32Sini!
00:48:34Kasih, broko!
00:48:34Oh, enggak lah, seberarti.
00:48:36Disitu tuh, iya kan?
00:48:39Disitu semua rahasianya, bener gak?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tuh ngomong apa?
00:48:45Hah?
00:48:47Interacting gue ya.
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Ada nomor yang sering ngubungin binti gue kan?
00:48:55Iya, ada.
00:48:58Nungles.
00:48:59Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gue telpon-tepan ayo.
00:49:03Lu lagi di depan ayo.
00:49:05Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya?
00:49:11Iya, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius, Pak!
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar, bentar.
00:49:17Ini gila sih.
00:49:18Aku udah curiga lho.
00:49:23Selana dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya-nyanya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri yang narok.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai, aku yang salah.
00:49:30Padahal kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:32Enggak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin, mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cerai ngotak sampai sini dulu.
00:49:41Nah, nanti-nanti dulu.
00:49:42Terus, tenang-tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:47Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:55Tentang.
00:49:57Maksud lo gimana?
00:49:59Kok nomor gue?
00:50:00Ya iya.
00:50:01Kan lo tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk bimbing lo.
00:50:05Ya, nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:07Iya, gue lakinya.
00:50:08Kalau nomor gue bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi lo masuk ngopi...
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:14Kamu tersampah.
00:50:21Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Ini mas.
00:50:36Mantap.
00:50:38Itu toge.
00:50:43Gak sih keju ya?
00:50:44Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Eh, kenapa sih?
00:50:51Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:52Biar joss.
00:50:53Gak, gak, gak, gak.
00:50:54Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni?
00:50:59Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:01Udah enak.
00:51:02Liatin ya.
00:51:03Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas.
00:51:06Di kampung.
00:51:07Aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:13Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:14Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin?
00:51:16Iya.
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Enam.
00:51:20Aku tambahin.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:26Baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:39Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Nyalainin disini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:48Itu kan aku.
00:51:50Ngasih duit.
00:51:51Investasi.
00:51:52Harus ada.
00:51:53Imbal baliknya.
00:51:55Duh.
00:51:56Nggak apa?
00:51:57Temang.
00:51:58Tak kasih jatah.
00:51:59Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo.
00:52:06Yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya.
00:52:09Cuma perek kototan yang nama instan dalamnya.
00:52:11Biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama instan dalam aku.
00:52:15Inan kamu tau.
00:52:16Aku jarang pake celana dalam.
00:52:18Selamat malam.
00:52:19Apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:20Nggak puas lo bikin malu gue.
00:52:21Sorry tentang kejadian tadi Toh.
00:52:22Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:24Toh.
00:52:25Toh.
00:52:26Toh.
00:52:27Gue punya informasi baru Toh.
00:52:28Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:29Hah?
00:52:30Buruan deh.
00:52:31Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:32Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:33Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:35Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:36Dini lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:37Lu gak tau.
00:52:38Enggak tau gue satu doang.
00:52:39Dan di nomer yang satu lagi ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:41Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Hah?
00:52:44Buruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Dini lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:51Lu gak tau.
00:52:52Enggak tau gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:00Lu kirim nih.
00:53:01Ayo kan denger.
00:53:27Halo, Pak.
00:53:28Hello, Ma.
00:53:33Why?
00:53:39What?
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:42Yo!
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Thank you, Lo!
00:53:51Yo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:55What's up?
00:53:56What's up?
00:53:57Ha?
00:53:58I'm gonna get my advice.
00:53:59What's up?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Oh, my God.
00:54:04What?
00:54:07What's up?
00:54:08What?
00:54:09I have a proof.
00:54:10What?
00:54:11What?
00:54:12What?
00:54:13What?
00:54:14What's up?
00:54:15What?
00:54:16What's up?
00:54:17I'm going to make a brief.
00:54:20I'm going to make a brief.
00:54:24There's a brief.
00:54:25I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
00:54:51I don't know I don't know that I'm gonna call it to the master
00:54:58I have a new
00:55:00I have a new
00:55:06I have a new year
00:55:10I have a new year
00:55:11I have never been talking about you
00:55:12I have a new year
00:55:13I have a new year
00:55:15I have a new year
00:55:17I have a new year
00:55:18Hai ngomong apa sih Hai ini makes sense semuanya Hai eh soalnya dalem yang lo temuin itu lo
00:55:28sendiri yang naruhkan Hai celana dalem apa-apa dalam perempuan pulang marah-marah minta cerai
00:55:34bilangnya Pak nemu celana dalem di mobil aku padahal nih dia yang naruh sendiri drama lo
00:55:41drama jadi maksud kamu Anya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu
00:55:49Hah ayo mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya berani enggak
00:55:57Broto Hai Ibu sudah tahu semua tentang Anya kelakuan kamu udah lama Ibu tahu
00:56:18Ibu tuh diam aja karena Ibu pikir ini sementara juga akan lewat ternyata kamu tuh melonjak
00:56:27kamu lupanya nama besar kakek kamu Hadi Sutaijo yang bikin semua business kamu bisa lancar
00:56:47Hai masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa Ibu minta in tolong
00:56:51hai hai Hai istri baik cantik pun terlagi masih juga kamu selingkuh goblok kau kau denger
00:57:07ibu kamu ibu kamu sendiri berusaha ngomong goblok gimana kamu goblok ayu ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas
00:57:20ibu tahu Ibu tahu gila bener kan dia ngasih ngelulu apa Dimas sih ya kamu mampu-mampu
00:57:32Ibu
00:57:32besok Ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:43enggak usah Ibu nggak usah dipanggil Dimas ya Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini ayo
00:57:54pergi Bu enggak ada yang pergi kemana-mana Udah nggak usah nggak usah panggil-panggil Dimas
00:58:00hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai Hai mau harta kan Hai Oke enggak ada cerai-cerean sebelum semua ini
00:58:15dijelaskan Hai besok kita bicara lagi Hai nanti malam berotoh kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:22sementara malam ini kalian pikirkan baik-baik apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok
00:58:31ibu nggak mau keluarga ibu tuh berantakan
00:58:46hai hai hai hai Hai nyopotnya tuh susah banget jadi kayak gaya sih nggak ngerti
00:58:53It's not dirty, man.
00:59:53Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat, aduh stres deh aku ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:21Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:30Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:44Bapak malah, masih nanti kedengeran.
01:00:49Membantuin dulu, jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:16Wah!
01:01:21Hmm?
01:01:43Hmm?
01:01:44Hmm?
01:01:45Hmm?
01:01:45Hmm?
01:01:46Oh
01:01:48Oh
01:01:50Oh
01:01:52Oh
01:01:54Oh
01:02:00Oh
01:02:02Oh
01:02:06Oh
01:02:10Oh
01:02:12Oh
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja
01:02:16Iya
01:02:18Tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:22Gak bisa lah kalo pulang
01:02:26Jakarta kan lagi karantina
01:02:28Kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:32Iya sehat-sehat anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:36Enggak gak usah ngomong sama anak-anak
01:02:40Iya
01:02:42Iya
01:02:44Yan
01:02:46Eh aku
01:02:48Aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya
01:03:04Ya udah
01:03:06Istirahat aja
01:03:08Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:14Aku bingung Yan
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:24Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalo Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:28Nah
01:03:30Semoga gak gak ya
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:36Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46Ya wis
01:03:48Itu aja
01:03:50Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Tidak
01:03:56Tidak
01:04:00Tidak
01:04:02Tidak
01:04:04Tidak
01:04:06Tidak
01:04:08Tidak
01:04:10Tidak
01:04:12Tidak
01:04:14Tidak
01:04:16Tidak
01:04:18Hello.
01:04:20Hello.
01:04:26Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hey Dimas.
01:04:32Hey Bu.
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti. Masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai, Mbak Yu.
01:04:48Mas.
01:04:50Sehat.
01:04:58Mas Mambang.
01:05:00Kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:04Aduh Mas.
01:05:06Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:12Eh tadi,
01:05:14Ubu Tuhan masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Sumpet pake ini.
01:05:20Aduh.
01:05:22Katanya,
01:05:24Kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh.
01:05:28Ya itu Mas.
01:05:30Gimana dong?
01:05:32Kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai?
01:05:34Aku nganggur Mas.
01:05:38Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:40Apa itu Yan?
01:05:46Apa itu Yan?
01:05:48Ini loh Mas.
01:05:50Tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalanginnya di sini.
01:05:54Eyalah.
01:05:56Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya.
01:05:58Iyak banget.
01:06:00Kita kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Brata.
01:06:08Kamu duluan.
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo.
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh kapan sih Ma?
01:06:14Kepatut lo.
01:06:16Stap Brata.
01:06:18Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu.
01:06:33Brata emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih.
01:06:38Ini masalahnya.
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh gak pingin kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:47Dominan.
01:06:48Dominan.
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimplan.
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:02Enggak eh.
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimplan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Hei Ibu.
01:07:15Sekarang nih.
01:07:16Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan.
01:07:20Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:23Yang jelas hanya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Ketahin dong.
01:07:26Kesampah.
01:07:27Dikain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:30Hahaha.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:32Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh.
01:07:37Lo diem ya.
01:07:38Lo mikirnya gak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:40Lo lebih suci dari gue.
01:07:41Iya.
01:07:42Mas.
01:07:43Mas nurut.
01:07:44Eh anjingnya mau gak lo.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin.
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata.
01:08:10Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu.
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:18Rutin ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:31Liat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas.
01:08:35Mas bentar.
01:08:36Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:37Dimas.
01:08:40Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:46Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:50Jadi.
01:08:51Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:54Setelah aku cerai dari proto.
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya.
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:12Engga lah.
01:09:13Engga.
01:09:14Engga.
01:09:15Engga.
01:09:16Engga.
01:09:17Udah yang diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:27Engga?
01:09:28Engga.
01:09:29Dan lo.
01:09:30Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:35Engga perlu disuruh.
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Good.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu.
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:47Mas, sumpah demi Allah, aku gak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama Ayu, mas.
01:09:50Lu denger?
01:09:51Bobo Tuan tuh.
01:09:53Sama, lu lepas dari gue, dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Yani, kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:07Doain aku ya, mas?
01:10:11Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, sayang. Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi, kalo ini semua selesai, mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja. Biarin pake uang aku aja. Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya?
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku. Ya?
01:10:38Yani, Yani.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia, akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya. Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus? Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei, Bu.
01:11:47Ya udah, Yani kebelahan lagi, Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu.
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:22Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku, suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus, di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Aku aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:23Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:30Aku...
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gue.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:33Aku...
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu ini.
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:37Anak profon ibu yang ibu sayang.
01:13:39Ibu yang ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu...
01:13:41Ibu...
01:13:42Ibu...
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:46Ini...
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya...
01:13:52Ibu mau biar...
01:13:53Biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:14:09Ayu..
01:14:11Ya.
01:14:12Hai, aku masih diunggung.
01:14:16Kau kembali betul.
01:14:19Ya ibu.
01:14:20Ya ibu.
01:14:21Ayu.
01:14:22Ayu masih diunggung.
01:14:23Gue kembali penuh baki.
01:14:24Ayu.
01:14:25Ayu.
01:14:27Ayu kenapa?
01:14:28Ayu kalau ayu.
01:14:29Ayu...
01:14:30Ayu.
01:14:31Ayu.
01:14:32Ayu.
01:14:33Ayu.
01:14:34Ayu.
01:14:35Ayu.
01:14:36Ayu.
01:14:37Ayu.
01:14:38Ayu.
01:15:40Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa ikut.
01:15:43Tidak, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin.
01:16:04Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Bayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu sama juga kakak kamu ya.
01:16:35Kasih, aku gak butuh bantuan yang semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:49Mas Broto.
01:16:51Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:03Mas Broto.
01:17:03Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:33Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:52Aku gak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:17:59Aku gak pantas punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:03Aku selalu percaya semua terjadi dengan tujuan.
01:18:33Kamu dan aku bukan kebetulan.
01:18:42Kamu dan aku adalah takdir.
01:18:51Kamu dan aku adalah satu.
01:18:57Aku cinta kamu, Broto.
01:19:05Dulu.
01:19:07Sekarang.
01:19:09Dan selamanya.
01:19:10Makini.
01:19:14Sari kata kata kata katać¼.
01:19:22Kamu dan aku.
01:19:24Mas Bambang, Masa sedi...
01:19:46Mas?
01:19:48Mas!
01:19:50Mas!
01:19:52Mas!
01:19:55Mas!
01:19:57Mas mama?
01:20:02I'm so sorry!
01:20:04I'm so sorry!
01:20:08I'm so sorry!
01:20:10I'm so sorry!
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