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00:00:00Here we go.
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kotor kan yang nama Instagram-nya dia gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Besar di situ.
00:11:58Beran.
00:12:01Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Itu bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih, Yuk.
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingkuhi aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:13:01Kok apaan aku?
00:13:01Aku gak salah.
00:13:02Aku semuanya.
00:13:03Aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk, duit.
00:13:05Yuk, kasih selesai.
00:13:06Cukup dong.
00:13:09Itu dong, saya...
00:13:09Saya maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Saya...
00:13:12Lebih.
00:13:12Bersi.
00:13:13Bersi.
00:13:14Bersi.
00:13:14Benci sama kamu.
00:13:15Bersi.
00:13:15Bersi.
00:13:15Bersi.
00:13:15Bersi.
00:13:16Bersi.
00:13:16Bersi.
00:13:16Bersi.
00:13:16Bersi.
00:13:16Bersi.
00:13:17Bersi.
00:13:17Bersi.
00:13:17Bersi.
00:13:18I don't care about you, Broto.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with this, because I love you so much with your mother.
00:14:05You can't do it.
00:14:08What's your name?
00:14:11Happy birthday to you
00:14:16Mbak
00:14:17Happy birthday to you
00:14:22Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Ibu
00:14:28Love you
00:14:30I love you
00:14:31How much is it?
00:14:32If the only thing you can find, you will be a klick
00:14:38I'm going to do it.
00:14:42Don't worry about it.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Peace be upon you.
00:15:00Ibu.
00:15:02Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:12Iya, kok nggak bilang nggak?
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:23Kalian nggak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Habis nilatnya gitu kayak nggak kangen deh.
00:15:31Loh, kenapa sih kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Jangan, aku nggak. Nggak usah dong.
00:15:41Nggak enak kan cuma berantakan.
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Nggak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:53Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:00Ija mana?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mba Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya.
00:16:06Soalnya ngurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Departemen Store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat stiker gitu ya.
00:16:23Selamat datang di Departemen Store kami.
00:16:25Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan
00:16:2990 persen.
00:16:31Terus itu?
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang
00:16:41gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:43Bu.
00:16:44.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:47Boleh?
00:16:48Bukan gimana sih, kok ya?
00:16:49Iya, ibu duduk, duduk.
00:16:51Istirahat, bu.
00:16:54Capek kan pasti Mba Yani?
00:16:55Boleh, tolong itu kalau para ibu?
00:16:56Boleh, boleh.
00:16:58Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:59Iya, pak.
00:17:00Okay, so I'm gonna do it.
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:27Hello, Ibu. Ibu, where are you?
00:17:31Hmm, I don't know. I just got to go to the house, there are people.
00:17:37Just go to the house, just go for a moment.
00:17:42Sayang, can you help me?
00:17:44What's up?
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:46I don't know, I'm going to take the tea.
00:17:48Yes, I'm going to take the tea.
00:17:50Yes, I'm going to take the tea.
00:17:51Yes, I'm going to take the tea.
00:17:53Ibu, Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama, Pak.
00:17:56I'm going to take the tea.
00:18:00Bapak.
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku keluar dari belakang saya juga.
00:18:04Ya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak, ya?
00:18:08Ya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya, kamu...
00:18:11Cantik ya, nggak kayak Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Ya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu nggak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:21Tapi kok nggak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:25Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namain aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kebikiran ya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya, Bu, nggak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka emang ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini buat tahinya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:09Beritanya dari tadi tuh nggak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:28Nggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:31Benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Nggak, Bu.
00:19:33Sorry.
00:19:34Cuma pakai susah pulih.
00:19:35Masih tonton TV-nya, Bu.
00:19:36Ntar mau makin stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu.
00:19:46Di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:57Iya tuh gimana nggak ibu stress.
00:20:00Hah?
00:20:06Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:11Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:12Hmm?
00:20:13Hmm..
00:20:14Hmm..
00:20:15Hmm..
00:20:16Hmm..
00:20:17Hmm..
00:20:18Hmm..
00:20:19Hmm..
00:20:25Hmm..
00:20:26Hmm..
00:20:27Hmm..
00:20:28Hmm..
00:20:29Hmm..
00:20:38Klas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41The situation is still not a problem.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:45It's because we're still in the class.
00:20:49It's not a problem.
00:20:51We also have to think about our health.
00:20:53Yeah?
00:20:55It's not a problem.
00:21:01I'll take my house to my daughter's house.
00:21:03Okay, can I?
00:21:11I'll leave home.
00:21:13I'll do something.
00:21:15I'll do this before.
00:21:17I'll take a break.
00:21:19I'll help you first.
00:21:21I'm happy.
00:21:23She's still here now.
00:21:25She's still not a problem.
00:21:27She's still a child.
00:21:29She wants to have a child.
00:21:31She's still a child.
00:21:33But I was a child.
00:21:35She's still two, five.
00:21:37She's still seven.
00:21:39Yeah, but I don't know too much.
00:21:41What is your son?
00:21:43I don't know.
00:21:45I'm really happy.
00:21:47Well, if that's it,
00:21:49just go ahead.
00:21:51I don't want to do it quickly.
00:21:53I don't want to do it quickly.
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:57Yes.
00:21:59If you need it, I don't want to do it.
00:22:01That's it.
00:22:05It's done.
00:22:07I'm so tired.
00:22:09I need to do it.
00:22:11But I don't want to do it.
00:22:13I don't want to do it.
00:22:15I don't want to do it.
00:22:17I want to do it.
00:22:19I want to do it.
00:22:21Do you want to do it?
00:22:23I want to do it.
00:22:25I want to do it.
00:22:27It's really good.
00:22:29If you're done,
00:22:31we'll have to do it right now.
00:22:33Let's do it.
00:22:35Do this,
00:22:37keep it in contact.
00:22:39Okay, Bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catet semua
00:22:42bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44tapi, ayamnya ini sudah ada semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu nggak mau paham.
00:22:51Okay, siap Bu.
00:22:54Bu...
00:22:55tapi uangnya...
00:22:57Hah?
00:22:58Udah habis?
00:22:59Habis?!
00:23:00I didn't say I didn't have cash from my cash.
00:23:03I didn't have cash from my cash.
00:23:05I need to pay for it.
00:23:07What about it?
00:23:13What about it?
00:23:15If I eat what I have in the kitchen?
00:23:17What about it?
00:23:19What about it?
00:23:21What about it?
00:23:23$100.
00:23:25Let's go.
00:23:27Let's go.
00:23:29Let's go.
00:23:31Let's go.
00:23:33Let's go.
00:23:35Let's go.
00:23:37Let's go.
00:23:39Let's go.
00:23:41Let's go.
00:23:43I think it's not true.
00:23:45Just think about it,
00:23:47when I went to the house,
00:23:49I went to the house.
00:23:51I went to the lockdown.
00:23:53It's not two or three days.
00:23:55It's been a week or a month.
00:23:59I think it's a sign of God if we can't be aware of it.
00:24:03God?
00:24:05It's a sign of God?
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:09It's not a sign of God.
00:24:11It's not a sign of God.
00:24:13It's not a sign of God.
00:24:15It's not a sign of God.
00:24:17It's not a sign of God.
00:24:19It's not a sign of God.
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:23Don't you call me?
00:24:25Shut up.
00:24:27Shut up.
00:24:29Sit down.
00:24:31Let's go.
00:24:33All day.
00:24:35I have to leave.
00:24:39Three days.
00:24:41I'm gonna leave.
00:24:43Then I'm gonna leave you.
00:24:45I'm gonna leave.
00:24:47I'm gonna leave.
00:24:48Oh
00:24:56Oh
00:24:58I don't want to go to the house
00:25:00I don't want to go to the house
00:25:02Because there are a lot of people who are living in the house
00:25:04I don't want to go to the house
00:25:06Look, I'm going to go to the house
00:25:08Sir, come on!
00:25:10How do you want to go to the house?
00:25:12This is the Gubernur's instruction
00:25:14So every house is in quarantine
00:25:16But how long is this?
00:25:18I don't know too much, Bu.
00:25:20I hope not to be too long.
00:25:23Let's go, Bu.
00:25:25Aduh, Mas Bambang, how are you?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:33How about if my partner, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36we can go back here?
00:25:38He's the same.
00:25:40Then, Bu,
00:25:42we can ask Mas Bambang to help,
00:25:45and then we can go back home, Bu.
00:25:48How about, Bu?
00:25:49In your opinion?
00:25:50In my opinion, Bu, Mas Bambang will help.
00:26:15Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Ya udah.
00:26:26Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:34Ini kerjaan.
00:26:36Ini kerjaan.
00:26:39Aduh, Mas.
00:26:40Masnya sebulan gak ketemu, Mas.
00:26:42Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas.
00:26:49Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas.
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggat, pokoknya.
00:26:58Oh?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:00Kelu, keluar.
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:08.
00:27:32Aku lagi cari tempat sepi, dulu.
00:27:36Yeah, I'm going to find the place.
00:27:38I'm going to make a joke, I don't know.
00:27:40I'm going to come.
00:27:41I'm going to come.
00:27:43I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:45I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46Come on now, please, please.
00:27:48Yeah, I can't.
00:27:50Just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:52You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:57If I'm alone,
00:28:01people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:06It's just a virus.
00:28:08It's just a virus flu.
00:28:10It's not a zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it's not a problem.
00:28:16But I'm just afraid.
00:28:20Please, please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25If you're calm, I'm going to come.
00:28:29I'm going to come.
00:28:30I'm going to come.
00:28:31I'm going to come.
00:28:32I'm going to come.
00:28:33Oh, yeah.
00:28:34Mendingan,
00:28:35sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:44Awww.
00:28:45Aduh, ayol nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:57Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Hmm.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:01Hmm.
00:29:02Ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:04Yes.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:06Hmm.
00:29:07Ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:08Yes.
00:29:09Buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:11Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:25Eh, mas.
00:29:26Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:27Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:28Lock down.
00:29:29Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:30Ya, aku nunggu.
00:29:31Eh, mas.
00:29:32Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:33Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:34Lock down.
00:29:35Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:36Ya, aku nunggu.
00:29:37Ya, aku nunggu.
00:29:38Ya, aku nunggu.
00:29:39Ya, aku nunggu.
00:29:40Ya.
00:29:41Eh, mas.
00:29:42Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:44Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:46Lock down.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:49Ya, aku nunggu.
00:29:50Ya, tapi konek.
00:29:51Aduh.
00:29:52Mas, aku nunggu.
00:29:53Tapi konek.
00:29:54Si.
00:29:55Cinta, Ani.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:01Cinta namanya.
00:30:02Hahaha.
00:30:03Hahaha.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fight and we make up.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Mas.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jahat.
00:30:19Oh, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:25Hahaha.
00:30:26Ayo, nunggu.
00:30:27Eh, minta.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Ya.
00:30:30Masuk.
00:30:31Oh, iya, Bu.
00:30:32Iya, Bu.
00:30:33Ya, Bu.
00:30:34Meni, kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah, kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:47Hahaha.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini, Ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tau lo masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:54Kasiannya, leper.
00:30:55Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti, Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada amaja.
00:30:59Hmm.
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:06Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti...
00:31:16Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:22Ya, Bu.
00:31:23Ya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek.
00:31:33Ketinggalin ke Andalem Sembarangan.
00:31:35Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:38Selandalem?
00:31:43Selandalem apa sih?
00:31:45Selandalem kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:47Ayu pake mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pake mobil aku.
00:31:49Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:52Hah?
00:31:53Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selandalem?
00:31:58Ada orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selandalem aku?
00:32:03Enak kamu tau.
00:32:04Aku jarang pake celana dalem.
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayu, kamu ngaku nama aku.
00:32:13Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu seminggu lagi.
00:32:17Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, Bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Kamu mandi, Bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:31Eh, ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh reksain tuh seterah?
00:32:37Kamu ngakum yang ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalo pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Yang kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada.
00:32:47Pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah.
00:32:52Udah.
00:32:53Udah.
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau.
00:33:05Makanya jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:07Kita tau.
00:33:09Hah?
00:33:11Ssst.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:20Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:22Aduh.
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak.
00:33:25Buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Lah kamu ngajakin gak mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:28Aduh.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi.
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana atau ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain, udah ngaceng.
00:33:38Hah?
00:33:39Udah.
00:33:40Pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:42Apa gimana ini?
00:33:43Eh.
00:33:44Istirahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau macam aku sentil ya.
00:33:49Ssst.
00:33:50Aduh.
00:33:51Aduh.
00:33:52Aduh.
00:33:53Aduh.
00:33:54Aduh.
00:33:55Aduh.
00:33:56Aduh.
00:33:57Aduh.
00:33:58Aduh.
00:34:00Aduh.
00:34:01Aduh.
00:34:02Aduh.
00:34:03Aduh.
00:34:04Aduh.
00:34:05Aduh.
00:34:06Aduh.
00:34:07Aduh.
00:34:08Aduh.
00:34:09Aduh.
00:34:10Aduh.
00:34:11Aduh.
00:34:12Aduh.
00:34:13Aduh.
00:34:14Aduh.
00:34:15Aduh.
00:34:16Aduh.
00:34:17Aduh.
00:34:18Aduh.
00:34:19Aduh.
00:34:20Aduh.
00:34:21Aduh.
00:34:22Aduh.
00:34:23Aduh.
00:34:24Aduh.
00:34:25Aduh.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni.
00:34:27Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:29Nah bu.
00:34:30Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini.
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main hape.
00:34:34Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat bu.
00:34:37Bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Ehm.
00:34:48Mau ke belakang sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalau di sini.
00:34:51Saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:57Eh bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:03Ambiar bu.
00:35:05Aduh.
00:35:06Cuma.
00:35:07Iya iya.
00:35:08Ah Mbak Yanni.
00:35:12Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana kamu bilang aja gak tau ya?
00:35:16Oh gitu ya.
00:35:17Saya mau fokus kerja kan?
00:35:19Ya bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku pulang dari rumah itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:36Nah itu.
00:35:37Yan.
00:35:38Telur dede.
00:35:39Telur.
00:35:40Ya ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini dantungan deh bu.
00:35:53Gitu aja cukup kaget sih.
00:35:55Nah.
00:35:56Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini bu.
00:36:00Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah bu.
00:36:03Kalau kambing kan terpedo bu telurnya.
00:36:06Daging kambing.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macos kalau buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Uyeh uyeh kali bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:19Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh bu.
00:36:24Gini aja Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja.
00:36:26Iya bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat bu ayu keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya guys.
00:36:38Soalnya ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh ala untuk itu.
00:36:41Yani paham bu kalau itu bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yani kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yani di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:47Biar cepet isi loh bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih bu.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya omelette aja.
00:37:04Siap.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi tambahin susu sedikit.
00:37:07Siap bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih ya.
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Eh.
00:37:15Eh.
00:37:16Eh.
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yani belum lihat ibu Ayu dimana bu.
00:37:21Ebu...
00:37:30Ebu.
00:37:31I don't know.
00:38:01I don't know.
00:38:31Eh, Bu Ayu.
00:38:34Bu Sepuh.
00:38:36Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh.
00:38:40Enak pasti.
00:38:42Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu.
00:38:44Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu.
00:38:47Hi, Handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:57Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:02Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come to Mama.
00:39:07Enggak.
00:39:08Enggak pengen.
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:14Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah, Mas.
00:39:16Nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya.
00:39:27Yaudah.
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:30Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:36Dipecat ini, Mas.
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih?
00:39:44Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:50Nggak diapain lagi?
00:39:54Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Udah ngaku nih.
00:40:00Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:02Terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Pijat apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya.
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini, agar bahan sama.
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak lihat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:24Mesti.
00:40:26Pasti ya.
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin ya.
00:40:34Mas.
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara, nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:49Aman deh, aman.
00:40:50Terus, mandinya.
00:40:54Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:41:00Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:04Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:06Ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku nggak bawa baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:12Peneknya.
00:41:12Peneknya.
00:41:13Penek.
00:41:13Peneknya.
00:41:14Hoh, he knows.
00:41:30I'm Horn Alex.
00:41:36Father.
00:42:07Father.
00:42:08Father.
00:42:13Father.
00:42:16Father.
00:42:19Onye diferente.
00:42:24VocÊ nÃĢo tem que fugir.
00:42:28Senhor.
00:42:31Vamos.
00:42:36Come on, Ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:52Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu, ini juga.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:06Kalau rotinya,
00:43:08terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, Ibu.
00:43:14Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:16Aduh.
00:43:18Nggak usah.
00:43:20Ini serius loh.
00:43:26Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:28Ini tuh penting.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini...
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:37Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Gue contoh ini ya.
00:43:49Eh, eh, Bu. Jangan, jangan.
00:43:51Gue ngapain sih.
00:43:52Udah, sebentar.
00:43:53Aduh.
00:43:54Biar ngerti.
00:43:56Nih ya.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya,
00:44:06semuanya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:08untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1015 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:18Ayu, Ayu.
00:44:20Itu tadi Ibu ajarin.
00:44:21Ayu.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:36Toto.
00:44:37Kamu tuh...
00:44:38Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:45Gini?
00:44:47Ya.
00:44:48Soalnya gini.
00:44:49Kehangatan tangan kamu itu,
00:44:51itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu
00:44:55bisa menang cepat.
00:44:56Gitu loh.
00:44:57Terus,
00:44:59kemacak ngobrol.
00:45:04Kacak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Halo.
00:45:11Berenang, berenang.
00:45:12Iya, iya.
00:45:13Iya, iya.
00:45:14Iya.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:16Ya.
00:45:17Nanti deh.
00:45:18Ibu wa-in kamu ya.
00:45:19Doanya.
00:45:20Ya.
00:45:21Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:24Ya.
00:45:25Iya, iya.
00:45:30Iya.
00:45:31Udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu makan di sini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa sekarang?
00:45:39Iya.
00:45:40Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Ya udah salah.
00:45:43Ya udah salah.
00:45:44Saya belok.
00:45:45Yawis.
00:45:46Ya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Allah.
00:45:52Ya udah.
00:45:53Ya udah.
00:45:54Ya udah.
00:45:55Ya udah.
00:45:56Ya udah.
00:46:57Oh, perlu gue ingetin nih, duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue, ya?
00:47:03Hah? Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga gimana sih lo?
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung hutang buni itu.
00:47:09Udah deh, Tuan.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:12Hah?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke, gini.
00:47:15Ini...
00:47:16Bisa gak lo cekin punya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sing luar masuk, telepon ini.
00:47:23Lagi bingdi lo?
00:47:24Iya, iya. Siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue, gue percaya.
00:47:30Teng?
00:47:32Bantuan ini gue kasih.
00:47:33Oh, oke, oke.
00:47:34Tunggu satu-dua jam, ya?
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:39Yo!
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:04Ayo!
00:48:10Ayo!
00:48:16Eh, ngapain?
00:48:20Bantuan selingkuhan.
00:48:22Aku aja.
00:48:24Apa sih kamu?
00:48:33Sini!
00:48:33Kasih, bro, ko!
00:48:35Oh, jelas, brati.
00:48:37Situ tuh.
00:48:38Iya, kan?
00:48:39Di situ semua rahasianya, bener ya?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tuh ngomong apa?
00:48:45Hah?
00:48:47Interacting kok, ya?
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Ada nomor yang sering ngubungin mini gue, kan?
00:48:55Iya, agak.
00:48:58Nges.
00:49:00Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gue telepon depan ayo.
00:49:02Lu lagi di depan ayo.
00:49:04Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya?
00:49:11Eh, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius, Pak!
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar, bentar.
00:49:17Ini gila sih.
00:49:20Aku udah curigel.
00:49:23Selana dalam yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya-nyanya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri yang naruh.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai.
00:49:28Aku yang salah.
00:49:29Nah, padahal kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:32Enggak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin, mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya!
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak HP ini dulu.
00:49:41Nah.
00:49:41Tentu, tentu, tentu, tenang, tenang, sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:47Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:48Denger gak?
00:49:55Tentu.
00:49:57Maksud lo gimana?
00:50:00Kok nomor gue?
00:50:00Ya iya.
00:50:01Kalau lo tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk ini lo.
00:50:05Ya, nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:07Iya, gue lakinya.
00:50:08Kalau nomor gue bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi lo masuk gak...
00:50:10Jem!
00:50:11Tidak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma, dulu, ma, dulu.
00:50:36Nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.
00:50:37Ini mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:39Itu...
00:50:41Tongge.
00:50:43Kulit.
00:50:43Gak sekeju ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Lek, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Biar joss.
00:50:54Gak, gak, gak, gak.
00:50:54Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:06Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:17Emang, aku tambahin duit.
00:51:22Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20 sampai 25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer, lalu.
00:51:37Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain di sini, kabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:50Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada riba baliknya.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:58Tak kaki jatah, tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Ya, biar mirin.
00:52:03Biar cos ada pelawanan.
00:52:06Nah, yuk.
00:52:06Yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek koskotan yang nama insya dalemnya,
00:52:11biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama insya dalem aku.
00:52:16Ya, Nen, kamu tahu.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake insya dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry, ternyata kejadian tadi, Ton.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk ngejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Ton, gue punya informasi baru, Ton.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:44Buruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang,
00:52:46ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone videomu.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lo gak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Lo kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:00Hello, man.
00:53:28Wah.
00:53:33Wah.
00:53:39Wah.
00:53:40Yung!
00:53:42Yung!
00:53:43A-ah!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:50Yung!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:53Apalagi sih?
00:53:56Apain lo pake pocet?
00:53:57Hah?
00:53:59Mau nyembunyiin apa lagi lo?
00:54:01Oh, gak apa.
00:54:04Apa lagi?
00:54:07Aku.
00:54:08Apa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti?
00:54:12Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Enggak usah nilas lagi, daripada gue kasar sama lo.
00:54:15Brocoh.
00:54:17Apa-apa yang sini?
00:54:19Nih.
00:54:20Menantuk sayangan ibu.
00:54:24Tuh ada ibu.
00:54:26Bilang sana.
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:28Gue udah ngomong apa sih, bro, toh?
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:35Ibu ngomong.
00:54:37Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh.
00:54:39Punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu telpon?
00:54:42Anton.
00:54:43Gak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:54:45Udah jelas-jelas, Anton bilang nomor yang sering telpon aku itu nomor kamu.
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi.
00:54:50Nomor yang gue gak tau.
00:54:52Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:54Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya menelpon siapa tau.
00:54:57Tuh, dimastu.
00:54:59Apa iya, yuk.
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku.
00:55:11Aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:12Aku jatuh nama kamu.
00:55:14Aku jatuh perasaan ibu.
00:55:16Terus karena kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:19Baik lah.
00:55:20Ngomong apa sih?
00:55:22Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:25Eh.
00:55:26Celana dalem yang lo temuin itu.
00:55:28Lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:30Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan.
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai.
00:55:35Bilangnya apa?
00:55:36Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:37Padahal nih.
00:55:40Dia yang naruh sendiri.
00:55:41Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:44Jadi maksud kamu hanya.
00:55:45Perempuan yang ngau piara dua tahun itu.
00:55:47Aku ngarang-ngarang gitu.
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:51Ayo.
00:55:52Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan.
00:55:53Kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:56Berani gak?
00:55:57Broto.
00:56:09Ibu sudah tahu semua.
00:56:12Tentang A-nya.
00:56:15Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:18Ibu tuh diam aja.
00:56:22Karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:26Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:27Tentang A-nya.
00:56:38Tentang A-nya.
00:56:38Tentang A-nya.
00:56:39Tentang A-nya.
00:56:39Kamu lupanya.
00:56:42Nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:44Hadi Sutaijo.
00:56:45Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:48Pasti banyak kok.
00:56:49Orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong.
00:56:51Mau istri baik, cantik, pintar lagi.
00:56:59Masih juga kamu selingkuh.
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Pak goblok gak?
00:57:06Kamu denger gak ibu kamu?
00:57:08Ibu kamu sendiri barusan ngerti kamu goblok.
00:57:10Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:15Ayo.
00:57:17Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:21Ibu tahu?
00:57:27Ayu selingkuh sama Dimas.
00:57:28Ibu tahu?
00:57:29Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:30Dia ngasih ngelulu apa Dimas sih?
00:57:31Jangan mau lupa-lupa, ibu.
00:57:38Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini.
00:57:41Untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Gak usah, ibu.
00:57:50Gak usah dipanggil Dimas sih.
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini.
00:57:53Ayo pergi, ibu.
00:57:55Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:58Udah lah, gak usah.
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:04Lu mau cerik?
00:58:07Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:10Gak ada ceria-ceriaan sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam berotoh.
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama ibu.
00:58:26Sementara malam ini, kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:31Ibu gak mau.
00:58:45Keluarga ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:49Nyongkotnya tuh susah banget.
00:58:50Jadi kayak geser.
00:58:52Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:54Gak ngerti itu.
00:59:14Sementara malam ini tinggal.
00:59:46Aduh, Mas, gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:10Stres deh aku.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Dibuat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, makanya aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:46Kenapa sih?
01:00:47Nanti kedengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu, jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Bau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:16Ayu.
01:01:34Ayu.
01:01:35Ayu.
01:01:44Ayu.
01:01:45you know that I'm going to go to the
01:01:54I have to go to the school
01:02:02I have to go to the school
01:02:07Oh
01:02:10Yondo
01:02:14I'm still working
01:02:19Yeah, I'm going to sleep again
01:02:26You can't go home
01:02:28Jakarta is still in quarantine, how are you going to report?
01:02:32Yeah, you're healthy, you're healthy
01:02:38You don't have to go home with your parents
01:02:42Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:02:45Jan?
01:02:47I'm going to work again
01:02:54You still sleep?
01:02:57You're healthy
01:03:01You're healthy
01:03:04Yeah
01:03:06You're healthy
01:03:08You're healthy
01:03:10You're healthy
01:03:12You're healthy
01:03:14I'm confused
01:03:15I'm scared
01:03:18I'm afraid
01:03:19I'm afraid
01:03:20I'm afraid
01:03:21I'm not able to report again
01:03:22I'm afraid
01:03:24I want to tell you
01:03:25more on the day
01:03:27If I'm Pastor and I'm I'm afraid
01:03:30I'm afraid
01:03:32I'm afraid
01:03:33I have to know
01:03:34so you can decide
01:03:37how is it going to be
01:03:38in the next step
01:03:39Yeah, Wes, that's it.
01:03:51Thank you, you have helped me for this time.
01:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:20Oh.
01:04:27Assalamualaikum.
01:04:29Hai Dimas.
01:04:31Hai Bu.
01:04:33There's what's going on, Bu?
01:04:38Why are you getting really good?
01:04:40Okay, let's go.
01:04:44Hi, Mbak Yu.
01:04:51Hey, Mas.
01:04:52How are you doing?
01:04:58Mas Mambang!
01:05:00Gawat, gawat, gawat, gawat.
01:05:02Kamu kemana, Seloma Bang?
01:05:04Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng lho.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:12Eh, tadi Ubu Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:20Aduh.
01:05:21Katanya, kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh.
01:05:27Ya itu, Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh.
01:05:32Kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:41Oh.
01:05:42Wah.
01:05:43Wah!
01:05:44Wah.
01:05:49Wah.
01:05:51Wah.
01:05:52Gimana itu, Yan?
01:05:53Ini lo, Mas.
01:05:54Tabungan aku.
01:05:55Aku nyalenginnya di sini.
01:05:56Yalah.
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:59Iya banget.
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:04Rata?
01:06:06You're doing it?
01:06:08She's doing it.
01:06:10She's doing it.
01:06:12She's doing it.
01:06:14When are you doing it?
01:06:16Stop, Rata!
01:06:18Rata?
01:06:20Rata?
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ya Bu.
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:36Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:38Nih, ini masalahnya.
01:06:42Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah.
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:50Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:52Oke.
01:06:54Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:56Kenapa?
01:06:58Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:07:00Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:02Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:06Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:10Alasan. Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Hei, Bu. Sekarang nih.
01:07:16Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:20Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan.
01:07:21Titik!
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:23Bodoh banget.
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:26Ketahin dong.
01:07:27Kesantah.
01:07:28Nih kain aja.
01:07:29Oh ya emang?
01:07:30Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:31Rencana?
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya mau nampik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir?
01:07:39Lo pikir dengan lo tidur dengan adek gue?
01:07:41Lo lebih suci dari gue?
01:07:42Iya.
01:07:43Mas. Mas nurut.
01:07:44Eh adiknya mau ngomong.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin.
01:07:53Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:08Dan ternyata...
01:08:11Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dan semenjak saat itu...
01:08:16Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adik kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:36Urus dengerin dulu.
01:08:37Hah?
01:08:44Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:47Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi...
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:02Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya...
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:12Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:16Shh, shh, shh.
01:09:17Udah yang diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo...
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:35Gak perlu disuruh.
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:47Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:50Lo denger.
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Ya, nih.
01:10:00Kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:07Waduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi...
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai.
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:39Ya, nih.
01:10:40Ya, nih.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:47Kalo urusan janji setia.
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:56Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:11Mas Bambang.
01:11:12Oh.
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:30Ya terus?
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:36Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:46Hei, Bu.
01:11:48Ya udah, Yanni kebelahan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Iya, Bu.
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini, Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja ya?
01:12:17Iya.
01:12:18Buktinya tuh.
01:12:21Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku, suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:32Selingkul lah sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:35Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:38Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:43Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop, aku cut sampe disitu, Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:53Mba Ayu nge-chat, aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:57Mas, nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya, Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih, Dibas?
01:13:03Mba, aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya, Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh, capek.
01:13:13Itu udah mulusnya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Bayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus, di handphone Bayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih, Bu?
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota, Bu.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu, ini aku Ayu, Bu.
01:13:38Anak prokon ibunya, ibu sayang.
01:13:41Ibu, ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:49Makanya, ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ayu.
01:13:55Ayu.
01:14:20Hai.
01:14:23Aku masih dihligein ku.
01:14:25Aku sekarang berakhir kenapa?
01:14:26Aku kabur.
01:14:27Aku dahhta...
01:14:28Tidak apa
01:14:40Hello?
01:15:11Hai, sayang.
01:15:37Kamu yang sama, ya, sayang.
01:15:38Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa ikan kita.
01:15:43Nggak, ini, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang salahin.
01:16:04Harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas!
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa-apa.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau aku yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:26Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kikak kamu, ya?
01:16:37Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ini ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positive family, Bu.
01:17:07Ibu.
01:17:11Positive hamil, Bu.
01:17:12Ibu.
01:17:37Ibu.
01:17:45Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:53Aku tak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:17:59Aku tak patis punya jelas-siapa.
01:18:01Aku tak patis punya jelas-siapa.
01:18:02Aku tak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:05I...
01:18:13Yeah.
01:18:24I always believe...
01:18:27...that everything happened...
01:18:30...with a goal.
01:18:35Kamu dan aku...
01:18:39...bukan kebetulan.
01:18:43Kamu dan aku...
01:18:46...adalah takdir.
01:18:51Kamu...
01:18:53...dan aku...
01:18:56...adalah satu.
01:19:01Aku cinta kamu, Proto.
01:19:05Dulu...
01:19:07...sekarang...
01:19:09...dan selamanya.
01:19:35Mas Bapak, Masa sedit.
01:19:36Mas?
01:19:37Mas?
01:19:39Mas?
01:19:41Mas?
01:19:43Mas?
01:19:45Mas?
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:55Mas?
01:19:57Mas Bapak?
01:19:59Mas?
01:20:02Mas?
01:20:04Mas?
01:20:06Mas?
01:20:07Mas?
01:20:09Mas?
01:20:11Mas, Lisa!
01:20:12Mas?
01:20:14Mas...
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