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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer inside
00:03:34You've got me walking on a land
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a land
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the end
00:04:34When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love
00:05:03I'm living on the end
00:05:05I'm living on the end
00:05:10I'm living on the end
00:05:14Just standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a land
00:05:20With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:30And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's open
00:05:35I'll be living on the end
00:05:37I'll be living on the end
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:46Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:56When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:07I'll be here
00:06:11With you
00:06:13I'm living on the end
00:06:25Just standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on a land
00:06:33With nowhere left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:44Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the end
00:06:52Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:03How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:05He's here, sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:07I'll bet you did
00:07:08I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around waiting
00:07:14For the great Mr. Banner
00:07:15You called?
00:07:19Well, hi, y'all
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:24Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:26As your report card, fine, fine
00:07:28You know, Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me to protect the special interests
00:07:32Of these special operations
00:07:34You're doing a swell job, Chesney
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:43Just keep it up, Python
00:07:47And you're a dick man
00:07:49You know, Python
00:07:53It's really good to see our two agencies working together again
00:07:57On this mission hotshot
00:07:59You're working for me
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:02As long as I outrank you it is
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do
00:08:08All right, just run it down, Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:14But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:15You've got to go someplace
00:08:16You're not supposed to be
00:08:17To take out a radar installation
00:08:19That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:22Super spy
00:08:23I want you to remember
00:08:25That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here
00:08:34Before I really get mad
00:08:36And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:40And if you need backup
00:08:42I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand?
00:08:45Trust me
00:08:46Trust me
00:09:16Trust me
00:09:17Trust me
00:09:18Trust me
00:09:19Trust me
00:09:20Trust me
00:09:21Trust me
00:09:22Trust me
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00:09:46Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:54Might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hell, Jake. Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:16Oh, my God.
00:10:46Oh, Jack, I'll give you your .38, would you?
00:11:04What?
00:11:06Just, uh, a little extra protection for me.
00:11:12You got a Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner. Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:23With this?
00:11:24I'm sure our comrades will get a bang on this one.
00:11:27Yeah, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:46I've got 17 feet.
00:11:47I'm sure the frontul ein, have a goodcase of them.
00:11:49We love one rule.
00:11:50Come on.
00:11:51What?
00:11:53We destru overlap between twoрок ipads of haunt was so lovely.
00:11:55Oh, he's that?
00:11:56Oh, he's that great.
00:11:57Oh, he's that.
00:11:59That's just flipping.
00:12:00When the forest is two people that were so responder.
00:12:01Oh, that's the graveyard.
00:12:02I'm sure his village has People in Ireland.
00:12:04Right there.
00:12:05Those hills éc bands are all over you.
00:12:06Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
00:12:36Keep going, keep going!
00:13:06Keep going, keep going!
00:13:36Keep going, keep going!
00:14:06Keep going, keep going!
00:14:36Keep going, keep going!
00:14:38Just hang in there, pal.
00:14:40This was never in the manual.
00:14:42The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good lieutenant.
00:14:57What about your friend, Banner?
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No.
00:15:03No sign of him yet.
00:15:05No sign of him yet.
00:15:07No sign of him yet.
00:15:09No.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:15No time, I'm stuck.
00:15:17No.
00:15:19No.
00:15:21guitar solo
00:15:51Let's take a night, Gracie.
00:16:21Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banners made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:46Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right. It is compact. Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir. Whatever it takes. Just as planned.
00:17:09All right, let's go.
00:17:39All right, let's go.
00:18:09Stephen, hurry!
00:18:39Oh, shit.
00:18:51Stratfish, he broke banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:58Too bad.
00:18:59Our little visit will be short.
00:19:04American pig.
00:19:06What the hell is he?
00:19:08Oh, jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir?
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes, we might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:26He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash,
00:19:29or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right, just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there, with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:40Jacqueline.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:42I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:55Out.
00:19:56Yeah, this is Python.
00:19:57Give me the Pentagon.
00:19:58Huh?
00:19:59I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:02You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:09Nice.
00:20:10Nice.
00:20:11Nice.
00:20:12Nice.
00:20:13You know, General, time flies when you're having fun.
00:20:14Doesn't it?
00:20:15You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:18It's no charge.
00:20:19What is what it does?
00:20:20Ring of ring.
00:20:21Do you have general.
00:20:22Stick to it.
00:20:23Don't forget.
00:20:24You don't say anything to take care of this and then.
00:20:26Hey!
00:20:27Hey, if it's good, please.
00:20:28Oh, hey.
00:20:29You hear?
00:20:30And how will support my administration?
00:20:32Sureằng!
00:20:33Oh, hey.
00:20:34Hey, you are my daddy.
00:20:35Hi.
00:20:36Excuse me.
00:20:37Show you how I need your praticamente.
00:20:38Why will I know my My daddy's going on home?
00:20:41I won't need your pro lap?
00:20:43I won't let you hurt my matter.
00:20:44He.
00:20:45He read anything?
00:20:46A little flower, Haven't you ready what I got here?
00:20:47General, stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:54Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:21:18Come go!
00:21:26One, two, three!
00:21:31Come on, come on, get out of there.
00:21:38Let's get out of here.
00:21:47Take it! Get out of here!
00:21:50Get out of here! Get out of here!
00:22:14Get out of here!
00:22:15¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:22:45¡Dios!
00:23:15¡Dios!
00:23:16¡Dios!
00:23:17¡Dios!
00:23:22I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:42Code 5, Code 4, come in, can you read?
00:23:45Yeah, I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry, I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there. You'd better be too, Jack.
00:24:15This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backups earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point. Any minute.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:46You'd better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:25:13Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:16That's enormous.
00:25:18Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:21That's enormous.
00:25:23Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:26That's enormous.
00:25:28Get it out.
00:25:29Agh.
00:25:30Hey!
00:25:31Hey!
00:25:32Hey!
00:25:33Hey!
00:25:34Hey!
00:25:35Hey!
00:25:36Hey!
00:25:37Hey!
00:25:38Hey!
00:25:39Hey!
00:25:40Hey!
00:25:41Hey!
00:25:42Hey!
00:25:43Hey!
00:25:44Hey!
00:25:46Hey!
00:25:47Hey!
00:25:48Hey!
00:25:49Hey!
00:25:53Hey!
00:25:54Hey!
00:25:55Hey!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:12OK-oh!
00:26:13Hey!
00:26:14Hey!
00:26:15Three's a crowd.
00:26:21Oh, Steven.
00:26:23Jacket.
00:26:33Bravo Leader, this is Code 5 Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:3723 base 3.
00:26:39All right, the target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo Leader?
00:26:55Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner! Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy, Bravo Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:18Banner!
00:27:19Can anybody hear me?
00:27:26I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:28They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:30Good.
00:27:31But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:35So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home.
00:27:40Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Banner!
00:27:46Banner!
00:27:47Banner!
00:27:48Banner!
00:27:49Banner!
00:27:50Banner!
00:27:51Banner!
00:27:52Banner!
00:27:53Banner!
00:27:54Banner!
00:27:55Banner!
00:28:00Banner!
00:28:04Banner!
00:29:05Hello, my son. You guys are in public for extreme situation. Report. Over.
00:29:11Enemy target 140 degrees, 200 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:18Enemy target 140 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:27Enemy target 140 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:30Enemy target 100 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:34Banner!
00:29:40Banner!
00:29:53Banner!
00:30:04Banner!
00:30:10Banner!
00:30:25Banner!
00:30:26Oh, well, great.
00:30:27Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests.
00:30:29Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're gonna be talking about sexual freedom
00:30:33and joining us today we have...
00:30:36Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior,
00:30:38valedictorian, cheerleader,
00:30:40and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:44Let's hear it for us.
00:30:53Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:56The chief agent is on the phone.
00:31:03Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:05Is the meeting still on?
00:31:06Yes, sir.
00:31:07I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:09Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:13That's the preliminary report.
00:31:15Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:19B-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:21B-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Stephen James.
00:31:27Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:31Number three.
00:31:33Age 32.
00:31:35Single.
00:31:36High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this Banner character.
00:31:42Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us,
00:31:48or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:01But this film documents what one of our agents,
00:32:04the one Mickey Schultz did last Christmas,
00:32:07and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans,
00:32:23and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:34Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your undivided attention?
00:32:58Ahem.
00:33:00I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:02Ah, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation
00:33:10in order to obtain this valuable piece of black men.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:32The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:50Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:53I trust that nothing would go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:03Okay, right away.
00:34:04Malandro
00:34:10Malandro
00:34:13Malandro
00:34:16Malandro
00:34:19Malandro
00:34:26What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:54And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets,
00:35:01and a night's ticket, and handcuffs in.
00:35:04And I'm standing.
00:35:24I'm afraid of anything.
00:35:35I'm afraid of anything.
00:35:39It's an easy one that is a toy.
00:35:43I know it feels like this guy's gun wasn't too soft,
00:35:48Now, remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:15Oh, you mean subordinate, Clause.
00:36:20You didn't have to do it.
00:36:25Oh, my God.
00:36:36Mickey, Mickey, look at that! Mickey, look at that!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:48Oh, my God.
00:36:59Hmm.
00:37:01That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:31Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:57Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:21Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:40Sure.
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Ms. Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how would you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:04Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God.
00:39:08Never.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14How did you?
00:39:15I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:20Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour.
00:39:44Okay, sure.
00:39:46Well, Mr. Arloff, I need to run, but...
00:39:50Duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:40:03Again, a check!
00:40:05Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:11Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:49Oh, my God.
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touché.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:56I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record,
00:42:12he might just bypass security,
00:42:14decode the safe,
00:42:16and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:25I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone,
00:42:31not even our own people,
00:42:32seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad,
00:42:35Mickey,
00:42:36that kid in the film,
00:42:38is now an adult,
00:42:40and one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose
00:43:04in going on with this charade.
00:43:09In truth,
00:43:12he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson,
00:43:18a psychopathic killer
00:43:19whose identity,
00:43:21if known to the rest,
00:43:22could prove very embarrassing
00:43:24to our government.
00:43:26And definitely,
00:43:28the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film
00:43:36and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:40Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:44Good-bye, Karloff.
00:43:49Good-bye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:00Good luck.
00:44:00Good luck.
00:44:21Good luck.
00:44:21I don't know.
00:44:51Do you want to play a game?
00:45:11Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:20I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:41By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:04Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:15Enough.
00:46:16Please, father.
00:46:18What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:24Nothing, computer.
00:46:26Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:31The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:39Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:41Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:46Continue.
00:46:47Continue.
00:46:48Count down.
00:46:49Five.
00:46:50Four.
00:46:51Three.
00:46:52Two.
00:46:53And open.
00:46:54Four.
00:46:55Three.
00:46:56Four.
00:46:57Three.
00:46:58Two.
00:46:59And open.
00:47:05You now have two minutes.
00:47:07Good job, oh boy.
00:47:09Good job, oh boy.
00:47:10Good job, oh boy.
00:47:11Good job, oh boy.
00:47:12Good job, oh boy.
00:47:13Good job, oh boy.
00:47:14Damn it, I'm not.
00:47:39So is taking you time.
00:47:459.
00:47:46Taskfall's defied.
00:47:51Good job, oh boy.
00:47:57Look out how I am, no, what can you do?
00:48:05Theśli.
00:48:07Let's go.
00:48:37Fight, fight, fight for your life, fight.
00:48:44You turn my moves without me being alone.
00:48:50Fight, fight, fight for your life, fight.
00:48:54You got to be alone.
00:48:56I got to be alone.
00:48:57Fight, fight, fight.
00:49:07Fight, fight.
00:49:37Fight, fight.
00:49:38Fight!
00:49:39Fight!
00:49:40Fight!
00:49:41Fight!
00:49:42Fight!
00:49:43Fight!
00:49:44Fight!
00:49:45Fight!
00:49:46Fight!
00:49:47Fight!
00:49:48Fight!
00:49:49Fight!
00:49:50Fight!
00:49:51You gonna look old, boy?
00:49:53Ah, Mr. E.
00:49:54Good timing.
00:49:55Hit it, driver.
00:49:56You gonna look old, boy?
00:50:01Ah, Mr. E. Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:23This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is Field Agent Banner.
00:50:29Um, getting some aerial surveillance on target,
00:50:32heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:46Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49Right.
00:50:51Keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:55Faster, driver.
00:50:56There's no need that to say.
00:50:59Answer my questions.
00:51:02Don't take me away.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:24That was close.
00:51:25It'll be all right.
00:51:51No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're OK.
00:51:55Off the screen.
00:52:04I'm good.
00:52:12That's good.
00:52:14Son of a driver.
00:52:25Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:33Well, maybe not.
00:52:35Oh, no!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:42Oh!
00:52:43Oh!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:50You know that film even had to die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:52You, chief son of a bitch!
00:52:54That's what you get for sticking me with a check.
00:52:56Oh!
00:52:57Oh!
00:52:58That's so fast, Karloff.
00:53:00Ah!
00:53:01You asshole!
00:53:03You asshole!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:22Ciao!
00:53:23But, Fanner!
00:53:24I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:25Oh!
00:53:26Damn you!
00:53:27Oh!
00:53:28It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:29But, Fanner!
00:53:30I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh!
00:53:33Damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:06How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:12Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:27I want to go!
00:54:28I want to go!
00:54:30I want to go!
00:54:32I want to go!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir!
00:54:36Yes, sir!
00:54:37Captain Banner!
00:54:38It's Mr. Corporal.
00:54:39Nice of you to drop in like this!
00:54:40I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account!
00:54:44Well, gee!
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant!
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today!
00:54:52Rush this up!
00:54:53Close your fists!
00:54:54I'll target it, ma'am!
00:54:55Thank you, Corporal!
00:54:56Come on, Steven!
00:54:57Your gear is down in the torpedo!
00:54:58This way, sir!
00:54:59Captain Lealy Bridge!
00:55:00Dive!
00:55:01Dive!
00:55:02I'm Scott!
00:55:04I'm Scott!
00:55:05Jacklyn, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like-
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:31I am. Yes, ma'am.
00:55:34Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:37Those guys are acting real serious.
00:56:01Hey.
00:56:05God, would you look at that picture?
00:56:08What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:16Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:18I know I didn't trust you.
00:56:20You're so happy.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through me anyway.
00:56:25You don't pull me.
00:56:271983.
00:56:29Kyle.
00:56:30What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:36Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:40Mm-hmm.
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:49Wouldn't it be the rules?
00:56:50Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:52No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59Oh, I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:05What the hell with them?
00:57:06The hell with Mr. E.
00:57:08Man, I have this...
00:57:09Steven!
00:57:10Steven!
00:57:11Steven!
00:57:12Ah!
00:57:13Ah!
00:57:14Ah!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:16Ah!
00:57:17Ah!
00:57:18Ah!
00:57:19Well, the locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:29That will be my good-luck job.
00:57:32Kinda like a gold dog task, you know.
00:57:33Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:38I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:41Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:43Well, I never could compete with all your women.
00:57:46Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:50Especially when you were done.
00:57:53Look, Steven, you are what you are.
00:57:55And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:58You're just holding Jacqueline.
00:58:03I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones, Ben.
00:58:07You're all the kind.
00:58:09And always so strong.
00:58:11Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:14I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:17make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:20What? To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, baby.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:33There you go.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win,
00:58:41but I will never watch you die.
00:58:43And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world,
00:58:49when you let your guard down,
00:58:51some places assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:57if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I...
00:59:06Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:18You don't want it.
00:59:20Fire! I want it.
00:59:22You don't want it.
00:59:23You don't want it.
00:59:24Fire! I want it.
00:59:25Fire!
00:59:26Fire!
00:59:28Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:30Fire! I want it.
00:59:31Fire!
00:59:32Fire!
00:59:34Fire!
00:59:37Fire!
00:59:38Fire!
00:59:40Fire!
00:59:43Fire!
00:59:46Fire!
00:59:49Fire!
00:59:49Fire!
00:59:50Fire!
00:59:51Let's go.
01:00:21Let's go.
01:00:51Let's go.
01:01:21Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost recover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:56But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:00Well, certainly it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy, and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:10A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right, well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:47Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E.
01:02:54Enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:28Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23Sorry!
01:04:28Sorry!
01:04:29Sorry!
01:04:33No, baby.
01:04:39Oh, God!
01:04:40I got a hot seat.
01:04:41Stop, stop.
01:04:42I think I got a hot seat.
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:44I don't know.
01:04:44It's OK.
01:04:46It's OK.
01:04:46My mom.
01:04:47Thanks, Karen.
01:04:47Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:50Max, don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone.
01:05:13You mean, you mean you get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21Private.
01:05:22How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:24That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:28O, U, U.
01:05:30You got that.
01:05:33But, Katie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:36Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:39I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I need help.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear,
01:05:54keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made
01:06:02using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:08This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:13And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:53I didn't know you were saying it!
01:06:55I didn't know you were saying it!
01:06:57I didn't know you were saying it!
01:06:59I didn't know you were saying it!
01:07:01Let me start off with you too!
01:07:03Figures!
01:07:23There we are!
01:07:37Who is it?
01:07:39Who is there?
01:07:53Attention! Attention all units!
01:08:05This is an all-points bulletin for a heavyset man reportedly dressed in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly armed-
01:08:14And a tiny reindeer!
01:08:16The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:21His name is Mickey Schultz, uh, his alias.
01:08:25Get this gag, it's Kris Kringle.
01:08:29So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:31A real nut!
01:08:34You know what, Anderson?
01:08:36What, Brody?
01:08:38About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it either.
01:08:50Watch it, Brody, a red light!
01:08:52Fuck, um, I'm a cop!
01:08:56Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:03And that little monster standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:06My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody. I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:18Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:21I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:31He's a stone nut.
01:09:33Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:37You know what, Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:44Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:50Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:06Hey, man. What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:20I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:29Let's see.
01:10:42Let's see.
01:10:47Oh, my God.
01:11:17Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad, and he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah. Oh, minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry! Get a load of this!
01:12:00Far out.
01:12:08My baby does it, okay?
01:12:19Hey, splish-splash.
01:12:22Hey!
01:12:26Hey!
01:12:28Hey!
01:12:30Hey!
01:12:32Hey!
01:12:34I can't help you!
01:12:58John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:04I can't help you!
01:13:34Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:14:04Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:27I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:37Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:41And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexei Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00Oh, my God.
01:15:30See the next time.
01:15:31Oh, my God.
01:15:39No!
01:15:42No!
01:15:42No!
01:15:42No!
01:15:43Oh, my God.
01:16:13It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Now you know.
01:17:52You're really very good, Stephen James, Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Please, please.
01:18:14Please, please.
01:18:15Please.
01:18:16That crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:20Classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:23What if he was still alive?
01:18:25Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:26I mean, you were responsible for this cop's death.
01:18:29Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:33Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:36Jesus.
01:18:37Franchella.
01:18:38It's only...
01:18:39Jacqueline.
01:18:40Just saving your ass again.
01:18:41And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:42That little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:51I should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:18:52Steven, work is doing everything you know.
01:18:53People do change.
01:18:54Oh.
01:18:55You're not kidding.
01:19:12Steven, it's so good to see you again!
01:19:16Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:19But darling, I thought you and me this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25Hey, I thought that was my love, guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:46I was standing at the edge with so much laughter and knowing you're not...
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