Surf Ninja Trailer (1993)

Surf Ninja Trailer (1993) - official movie trailer HD

Transcript

00:00New Line Cinema presents an awesome, ripping, totally stoked!

00:11Get on with it.

00:12New movie, Surf Minjas.

00:15It's the story of these kids who get booted from their country by this evil dude.

00:21That was then.

00:24Now they're growing up in L.A.

00:26But I'll serve!

00:28And their life's one major vacation.

00:30Just gotta wax the old manned, a wave, friction-reducing vehicle.

00:34Surfboard.

00:36But some gnarly ninjas give them a blast from their past.

00:40Those boys die tonight.

00:45So they gotta split with their one-eyed guru,

00:47Our Highnesses.

00:48Huh?

00:49And go back and save their country.

00:52Which is cool, cause they meet this mystery babe.

00:57Wanna go to the mall sometime?

00:59And like one dude...

01:02Gets their super powers.

01:05One can see the future in his Sega game.

01:09And one, well, one's a geek.

01:11There's dynamite here.

01:12We'll throw it at him.

01:15I got one!

01:16One too, dudes!

01:17One too!

01:18And now, they gotta fight the righteous fight.

01:23And basically kicks up.

01:28You gotta see Ernie Reyes Jr.

01:34Rob Schneider.

01:35Not a time, Rob!

01:36You can get a job as a sushi chef, no problem.

01:38Wild Thing, Tone Loke.

01:40Brothers don't serve.

01:42And Leslie Nielsen.

01:45As Colonel Chee.

01:46Colonel Chee.

01:49In a film by Neil Israel.

01:52Surf Ninjas!

01:54I love the part when I was like...

01:58Sorry.