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Surf Ninja Movie (1993) Trailer - Plot Synopsis: Brothers Johnny, an adolescent surf talent, and Adam, a preadolescent video-game addict, grow up care-free in California as adopted sons of Marines veteran Mac, inseparable friends of wacky local lout Iggy. Colonel Chi's military reign of terror culminates in the island state Patusan, off the Vietnam coast. Former royal guards officer Zatch comes to summon the brothers to return & restore the monarchy, because they are the sons of the murdered king, whom Mac took in exile for safety. They are joined on the adventurous journey by a bored Californian police detective whose attention was drawn by the ninja team that failed, thanks to Zatch, to kill the brothers in Mac's home. Surf Ninjas is directed by American filmmaker Neal Israel.
Transcript
00:00New Line Cinema presents an awesome, ripping, totally stoked!
00:11Get on with it.
00:12New movie, Surf Minjas.
00:15It's the story of these kids who get booted from their country by this evil dude.
00:21That was then.
00:24Now they're growing up in L.A.
00:26But I'll serve!
00:28And their life's one major vacation.
00:30Just gotta wax the old manned, a wave, friction-reducing vehicle.
00:34Surfboard.
00:36But some gnarly ninjas give them a blast from their past.
00:40Those boys die tonight.
00:45So they gotta split with their one-eyed guru,
00:47Our Highnesses.
00:48Huh?
00:49And go back and save their country.
00:52Which is cool, cause they meet this mystery babe.
00:57Wanna go to the mall sometime?
00:59And like one dude...
01:02Gets their super powers.
01:05One can see the future in his Sega game.
01:09And one, well, one's a geek.
01:11There's dynamite here.
01:12We'll throw it at him.
01:15I got one!
01:16One too, dudes!
01:17One too!
01:18And now, they gotta fight the righteous fight.
01:23And basically kicks up.
01:28You gotta see Ernie Reyes Jr.
01:34Rob Schneider.
01:35Not a time, Rob!
01:36You can get a job as a sushi chef, no problem.
01:38Wild Thing, Tone Loke.
01:40Brothers don't serve.
01:42And Leslie Nielsen.
01:45As Colonel Chee.
01:46Colonel Chee.
01:49In a film by Neil Israel.
01:52Surf Ninjas!
01:54I love the part when I was like...
01:58Sorry.