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Wait With Me – FULL HD MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00Thank you so much.
00:00:30It's not porn, it is best selling entertainment.
00:01:00It's not porn, it's not porn.
00:01:30It's not porn, it's not porn.
00:02:00It's not porn, it's not porn.
00:02:09Lee's love letter. Is it Christian romance? No. Is it Amish? Oh, how I love those Amish novels.
00:02:18Definitely not Amish. Are you writing now? Yes. May I see? I'm afraid I don't let anyone see my
00:02:26work in progress. Needs an editor's touch. You were in here yesterday too, right? And the day
00:02:33before? Okay. What's the problem? Did management send you in here? Oh, no, no. I'm just the
00:02:42baker. Betty the baker. You do the cookies. Yes, I make the cookies. The scones? Holy cow,
00:02:50those scones are delicious. Do you really think so? Oh, yes. Have you tried the Danish's? I haven't
00:02:56seen the Danish's. I usually get here around 10. They must be gone by 10. Oh, well, that's a good
00:03:01sign. I think so too. Good for you, Betty. How many days have you been in here? Is there
00:03:09something terribly wrong with your car? I bet they could get you a rental. Actually, I'm
00:03:17not really a writer, Betty. Can you keep a secret? I'm here with corporate. We've been
00:03:23worried about the service in this branch, so they sent me here to scope things out for
00:03:26a few weeks. Well, I'd never heard any complaints before. Ah, but you wouldn't. It's all very
00:03:32internal. But I'm going to need you to keep my presence here quiet. That's okay. Mom's the
00:03:39word. Thank you for your discretion. We aren't worried about you at all.
00:03:44Hi, Dean. Kate, I don't need an oil change. Yes, but you're my friend and you'll do anything
00:04:08for me. I need your car so I don't blow my cover. I lied to an old lady. I'm in deep.
00:04:15This is so desperate. It doesn't matter. What matters is that I've got my writing mojo back
00:04:20and I'm not giving it up. Please. Why don't you just find a back entrance instead of borrowing
00:04:28every neighbor's car? You never thought of that? This deadline has me freaked out, okay?
00:04:35No. Whatever. Wait. You don't need my car?
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00:05:34Shit. Are you okay? Oh my god, my computer.
00:05:57Okay, it's not cracked, but will it boot? Oh, rookie mistake. This is what I get for not backing it up.
00:06:04Oh, okay.
00:06:09Hey. Are you hurt?
00:06:22Huh?
00:06:23You, uh, you work here?
00:06:37I do. I'm a mechanic. Were you getting a service?
00:06:41Yes.
00:06:46Then what brings you back here? Completed cars are out front. These back doors are the employee entrance.
00:06:53Right. I, um, was coming out for a smoke.
00:06:57Great. Can I bum one?
00:07:00Weren't you just fake-smoking licorice?
00:07:03You saw that?
00:07:05Yes. Before my triumphant fall, I saw something that looked like a make-believe cloud of cherry smoke floating all around you.
00:07:13Mmm. I quit smoking three months ago.
00:07:18And licorice helps.
00:07:19Doesn't hurt.
00:07:20Maybe hurts the ego. How macho is it to fake smoke candy?
00:07:25My ego is never in danger, babe.
00:07:28Well, with book boyfriend arms like that, it's no wonder.
00:07:32Book boyfriend?
00:07:34Book boyfriend. The leading man in a romance novel that readers claim ownership of because he doesn't likely exist in the real world. Basically, the ideal man.
00:07:44I haven't heard of that before. I take it you're into books or something?
00:07:48Or something. And it doesn't surprise me you've never heard of it.
00:07:58You're not my demo.
00:08:02What if you're my demo?
00:08:07Well, we won't know that until the end.
00:08:23Fess up. Where have you been?
00:08:24Oh, the library like I told you in my text.
00:08:27Bullshit.
00:08:29You smell like coffee and rubber.
00:08:33This is known as freedom.
00:08:36You actually went back to the tire depot.
00:08:39Kate, come on. They are going to call the cops on you.
00:08:41For what? Stealing complimentary coffee and cookies? Come on.
00:08:44That's not a thing.
00:08:46But loitering is.
00:08:47You think they'd really do that?
00:08:52Anyway, I found a back entrance. No more borrowing cars.
00:08:56Oh, that's even better. Skulking in and out of side entrances. Brilliant.
00:09:00I don't care, Lindsay. I found my words at the TD and I'm not letting go until I'm done.
00:09:05The TD?
00:09:06Tire depot. It's such a mouthful.
00:09:09You know what's a mouthful?
00:09:11Risen.
00:09:12This is a crutch, Kate.
00:09:14You've got to see that.
00:09:15Who cares?
00:09:16I couldn't write a thing before I went there.
00:09:18And writing is what keeps me in this posh townhouse on the outskirts of beautiful boulder.
00:09:23If I want to continue being this stunning creature living the high life, I have to follow the vibe.
00:09:27And the vibe is strong at tire depot.
00:09:31Can we stop dancing around what's really going on here?
00:09:34Watch yourself. That is luxury reclaimed barn wood.
00:09:38This is about your ex?
00:09:41Who happens to still live with you?
00:09:43He's gone for the summer. That is hardly living together.
00:09:47And as soon as he gets back, I'm not budging.
00:09:49We're playing this game of chicken and there's no way I'm letting that entitled
00:09:52fucker take this house.
00:09:54So even though you can't write in it, you want to fight for the house with no vibe?
00:09:59That's irrelevant. There's no way in hell I'm moving.
00:10:02I have to write a follow-up bestseller. That is no small feat.
00:10:06I live next door to my best friend.
00:10:09You don't want me to move out, do you?
00:10:11No.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14It looks like a letter from tire depot.
00:10:16They figured it out?
00:10:18Stop being so dramatic.
00:10:20Have they ever mailed you something before?
00:10:21No.
00:10:22Oh my god, what if this is the moment I feared?
00:10:24They might be taking my mojo away.
00:10:26Dear Ms. Smith, we have taken notice of your enjoyment of our customer waiting area.
00:10:32Read it.
00:10:34An invoice for refreshments?
00:10:37Holy shit!
00:10:38How do they know?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40$180 for lattes and cookies.
00:10:42Kate, how many did you eat?
00:10:44I don't eat lunch.
00:10:48Wait a damn minute.
00:10:50What?
00:10:50This has danishes here.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:52I have never had a danish there in my life.
00:10:54You haven't.
00:10:55I'm being pumped.
00:11:00Dean.
00:11:01Okay, here's a plan.
00:11:11I'm gonna kneel here.
00:11:12You knock on the door.
00:11:13When he opens it, jump punch.
00:11:15Kate!
00:11:18What if he didn't do it?
00:11:19I mean, that's so extreme.
00:11:20Surely he has a punch to the ballsack coming for something.
00:11:23He's a mountain man whore.
00:11:24They always have it coming.
00:11:28Why are you so mature?
00:11:29You're a dick, and I know that fake invoice was from you.
00:11:39Nice to see you too, Kate.
00:11:41Just be grateful she didn't junk punch you.
00:11:44I saved you from that.
00:11:44Thanks, Linz.
00:11:46Mm-hmm.
00:11:48How'd you know it was me?
00:11:49The letterhead was too perfect.
00:11:52And I know you know how to use Photoshop.
00:11:55You should try to suck more.
00:11:56Oh, that is the first time I've heard that.
00:11:59You should have seen her, Dean.
00:12:00I thought she was going to start crying when she saw that letterhead.
00:12:03Look, I tried to get you to come check out my co-working space.
00:12:06We've got coffee and donuts there too, you know?
00:12:08Eh, those aren't my people.
00:12:10Not my vibe.
00:12:13And your vibe is this tire shop.
00:12:15You gotta see it to believe it, man.
00:12:17If you find your vibe somewhere, you have to fight for it.
00:12:21Tire Depot is to me what Fanny Braun was to John Keats.
00:12:26Poetry in motion, man.
00:12:27Okay, you sound like a lunatic.
00:12:30What if you could work better and faster elsewhere?
00:12:34You'd have more time to hike, bang chicks, prank your friends, buy more plaid trousers.
00:12:41Oh, you been noticing my slacks, Kate?
00:12:44No, and don't change the subject.
00:12:46I feel like a fucking champion when I'm blasting out words
00:12:50and sitting next to some gal who's wasting her life on social media.
00:12:54It's a real morale boost for Mercedes Lee Love Letter.
00:12:57And I still can't believe you hit a bestseller list with that pen name.
00:13:00My readers get me.
00:13:02They'd have to.
00:13:04So you're going back there tomorrow?
00:13:05Hells yeah.
00:13:06This smote won't write itself.
00:13:10I have two large pizzas, parmesan breadsticks, a pound of boneless wings, and three dipping sauces.
00:13:17Mercedes Lee Love Letter.
00:13:19I have two large pizzas, parmesan breadsticks, a pound of boneless wings, and three dipping sauces.
00:13:27I'm Mercedes Lee Love Letter.
00:13:30I have two large pizzas, parmesan breadsticks, a pound of boneless wings, and three dipping sauces.
00:13:39Claim it now or it's going in the trash.
00:13:41I'm Mercedes.
00:13:42I've been calling your name for like five minutes.
00:13:45Well, I didn't order a pizza.
00:13:47I don't care.
00:13:55Fucking whore.
00:13:57I'm trying to keep a low profile.
00:14:04Everyone is staring at me.
00:14:07I'm fucking mortified.
00:14:08Laughing so fucking hard.
00:14:12You interrupted my anal scene.
00:14:15I was in the zone.
00:14:17Wheezing on the floor.
00:14:21How do you have time for this?
00:14:23Don't you have a book to write?
00:14:24Oh, best 53 bucks I ever spent.
00:14:37You're back.
00:14:50I had an issue with one of my tires.
00:14:59Which car?
00:15:02I drive the Cadillac SRX.
00:15:03A Cadillac?
00:15:05Isn't that kind of an old lady car?
00:15:06It is not an old lady car.
00:15:09It is a luxury SUV and it is wonderful.
00:15:13Well, if you have that kind of money, you should look into a Lexus or a BMW.
00:15:17Much more sexy feel to the body.
00:15:20Well, maybe I don't want a sexy body feel.
00:15:22What's your name?
00:15:27My name is Mercedes.
00:15:29That's perfect.
00:15:31You'd look damn fine in a Mercedes.
00:15:35What do you drive?
00:15:36An Indian motorcycle.
00:15:38Why am I not surprised?
00:15:39Am I that predictable?
00:15:40More predictable than my old lady car.
00:15:42Well, it's nice to officially meet you, Mercedes.
00:15:49I'm Miles Hudson.
00:15:54Now, tell me why you're really here.
00:15:56Would some leftover pizza keep you quiet?
00:16:00I might buy you some time.
00:16:04Time is all I need.
00:16:06You're serious?
00:16:07Super serious.
00:16:08Very well, Mercedes.
00:16:10I'll leave you be.
00:16:11For now.
00:16:13See you around the water cooler, Miles.
00:16:27You haven't noticed that hot redhead in the comfort center, have you?
00:16:30Hmm.
00:16:33Nope.
00:16:34Was she there today?
00:16:36Yeah, and yesterday.
00:16:38What was she doing?
00:16:40Just on her computer.
00:16:43So she's safe and ain't free wi-fi.
00:16:45Call the cops.
00:16:46We got a mooch on our hands.
00:16:48I don't get a mooch vibe from her.
00:16:50Mostly feels like desperation.
00:16:56Now it all makes sense.
00:16:58You have a fetish for desperate girls, bro.
00:17:01I do not.
00:17:02Yes, you do.
00:17:03You like to save them.
00:17:05Be the gown protector, sweeps in, guards them.
00:17:09This girl does not need saving.
00:17:10Hmm.
00:17:12So she's nothing like Jocelyn?
00:17:16Dude, I'm done with Joc.
00:17:18Can we please stop talking about her?
00:17:19Miles, you got dumped by your long time sweetheart for some rich, ugly prick.
00:17:25That shit sticks with you forever.
00:17:28What a sausage fest.
00:17:30Why do we live here again?
00:17:33Because my uncle's the manager.
00:17:35And no other boss would put up with our shit.
00:17:37And maybe that.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42Definitely that.
00:17:42It is already dead.
00:17:53Oh.
00:17:54Oh.
00:17:55Hey, Justin. I'm going to close up tonight, okay?
00:18:25Hey, Rhett? Mercedes?
00:18:39Shit, did I bust out?
00:18:46Yeah. Have you fainted before?
00:18:48Only when I don't eat.
00:18:51Why didn't you have a cookie or something?
00:18:54I feel bad eating all the cookies.
00:18:58Betty worked so hard on them.
00:19:01It's bad enough that I drink all the coffee.
00:19:04What's wrong?
00:19:07No one ever tells her how good those cookies are.
00:19:11I got here early so that I could try her danishes.
00:19:14And they were already gone.
00:19:17How crazy is that?
00:19:20Betty has to get up so early to make them fresh every day and then people just gobble them up in seconds.
00:19:27I wonder if anyone appreciates her in her life.
00:19:30Do you know if she's married?
00:19:33Betty gets a hug for me every time I see her.
00:19:37The guy's your lover baked goods.
00:19:40Really?
00:19:41Really.
00:19:42That's really sweet. I'm sorry.
00:19:47I get emotional when I'm hungry.
00:19:50You know how some people get hangry? I get amongry.
00:19:53Emotional and hungry?
00:19:55It's a thing.
00:19:56I got them to add it to Urban Dictionary.
00:20:00Well let's get you something to eat then.
00:20:02Like pizza, not cookies.
00:20:04I love pizza.
00:20:05I know.
00:20:06I saw your shirt the other day.
00:20:08With the pizza?
00:20:09I love that shirt.
00:20:10Oh my god.
00:20:14I am probably bugging you.
00:20:18No, you're not.
00:20:19Please, I practically just fainted in your arms.
00:20:25We could not get any more book worthy if we tried.
00:20:28Mercedes, this isn't the first time I've had a girl faint at the side of me.
00:20:31Just feed me before you start reciting any more cheesy romance novel lines.
00:20:50I had to kill a guy for these.
00:20:52I hope you didn't get blood on them.
00:20:54Jesus, now what?
00:21:06Oh come on, there was nothing sexy about that.
00:21:09I just stuffed my face with a breadstick.
00:21:15So, what are you so busy doing everyday that you forget to eat?
00:21:19All I can say is that I was in the zone.
00:21:24You need to drink water.
00:21:26On a day that you didn't faint into my arms, you could have a beer first.
00:21:29But please, for my own sanity, will you drink some water first?
00:21:47Now, tell me what you're doing everyday.
00:21:50Think of this as a safe space.
00:21:53Nothing will be held against you.
00:21:58And you've been doing this for over three weeks now?
00:22:01Basically.
00:22:03But why won't you tell me what you're writing?
00:22:06Because it weirds people out.
00:22:08I won't judge.
00:22:09You'll judge.
00:22:11Well, if you tell me you're writing the next Game of Thrones,
00:22:14we'll basically have to get married and live happily ever after.
00:22:17It's not the next Game of Thrones, but thank you for the most romantic proposal I've ever received.
00:22:25You get a lot of proposals?
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:30Only from guys with issues.
00:22:32I don't have issues.
00:22:35Where were you born?
00:22:37Utah.
00:22:38What brought you here?
00:22:41Tech school.
00:22:43Did you know anyone when you moved out here?
00:22:47I followed this girl.
00:22:51What was she like?
00:22:52I don't want to talk about her.
00:22:54Yikes.
00:22:55Did I just stumble on a sore spot?
00:22:57Say the word and I'll stop.
00:22:58Word.
00:22:59Got it.
00:23:00No ex-girlfriend talk.
00:23:02I mean, I'm over her, but I just don't like to think about her.
00:23:06I totally get it.
00:23:08Douchebag ex-boyfriend over here.
00:23:10So what do you do when you're not working?
00:23:18I like to ride my motorcycle, hike, read. Occasionally I go to the lake.
00:23:27Hmm. Cool. Well, I'll make sure to go shopping for my Harley this weekend.
00:23:32You do that.
00:23:34Come on, let's get you back to the shop before I start boring you with why you should get an Indian instead of a Harley.
00:23:39Oof. Mechanic talk. Sounds kinky.
00:24:09Sex appeal isn't created in a fancy gym with weights and treadmills.
00:24:25It's born in powerful grungy garages.
00:24:28Where men, real fucking men, work with their hands.
00:24:40Where they get so dirty they have to use special manly soap to clean themselves up.
00:24:46You can't find that shit at Bath and Body Shop.
00:24:50This is pure fucking testosterone.
00:24:59Billionaire romance is out.
00:25:03Mechanic romance is in.
00:25:06Is in.
00:25:07So very in.
00:25:09So very in.
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:13Being.
00:25:14So.
00:25:15You see.
00:25:16You're a little gosh.
00:25:18You can feel off.
00:25:19You have seen cowardice.
00:25:20You know.
00:25:22You know.
00:25:23You look forward to training.
00:25:25You need to get more even more of your sac gear.
00:25:27You can see DAVID skills.
00:25:29So.
00:25:30Hey, there's someone from today.
00:25:32You can find yourself before you do.
00:25:36Dulce, you don't know.
00:25:37another week of work down you look hyper focused yeah i um i got a new book idea today
00:26:08any big plans for the weekend my buddy and i might go to the golden gate park tomorrow
00:26:13we try to camp and hit this great hiking trail there every summer sounds fun super masculine
00:26:21what about you oh i will probably do some more writing sounds exciting oh it is
00:26:29well you have a good weekend
00:26:36i have no idea why i just kissed you on the cheek that was really inappropriate no worries here
00:26:43endless dirty thoughts live rent-free in my mind i swear i'm usually a lot smoother than this don't
00:26:49worry your book boyfriend status is still very much secure see you monday mercedes see you at the
00:26:58coffee machine cheers buddy cheers
00:27:11what are you waiting for bro she tells you she has dirty thoughts and you don't think
00:27:18yeah i'm gonna tap nah she's too cool for a random hookup then i'd have to see her every
00:27:24day in the comfort center it would be awkward wait you just don't go in there anymore after you bang
00:27:29her well problem solved two i like seeing her
00:27:41is that that same redhead
00:27:48yeah
00:27:52i'll visit you in jail
00:27:54what yeah when you get arrested for killing that guy i will visit you in jail
00:28:02dude i thought you were just friends with this girl
00:28:05i am
00:28:07wouldn't fucking cool it bro
00:28:10hey miles hey mercedes
00:28:14fancy seeing you here i thought you were going camping
00:28:18i thought you were writing girl needs a break sometimes
00:28:21i'll find a coffee shop tomorrow
00:28:26this is my buddy sam
00:28:29hey nice to meet you
00:28:32mercedes right mercedes
00:28:36well i will
00:28:38can i buy you a drink drink sounds good
00:28:43uh here take my spot i'm gonna go say hi to a friend he's the dj tonight thanks nice to meet you
00:28:50yeah you too
00:28:54what's your poison
00:29:05miles
00:29:07mercedes
00:29:09why haven't you asked me to hang out again since we had pizza together
00:29:12tire depot seems safer
00:29:17safer
00:29:20meaning that i won't run into you and break my computer again something like that
00:29:27so what are your plans really tonight you're just hanging out with sam or are you guys on the hunt
00:29:33on the hunt for tail
00:29:38one night stand that gets really awkward in the morning because she wants to make you pancakes
00:29:42but you would rather chew your arm off and sneak out before she wakes up
00:29:46something like that
00:29:47i could tell that about you how it's my business
00:29:58so what's your type who draws your eye what are we working with here
00:30:03i don't know
00:30:07brunettes i guess
00:30:08this my ex was a blonde no more blondes
00:30:12brunettes it is
00:30:14let's see
00:30:17not my friend lindsay she already dated my friend dean and it was so awkward for months after
00:30:24what about her
00:30:27nah i try to avoid packs
00:30:29there's always one friend who cock blocks
00:30:32one friend who tries to steal the guy and one friend who sluts shames the other too
00:30:35man girls can be mean you're telling me
00:30:43what about you why aren't you on the hunt you said you're over your ex right oh i totally am
00:30:50he is vile and your friend dean isn't a prospect
00:30:57no way he is my neighbor and he reminds me of my brother
00:31:00uh-huh
00:31:03you know what you're right miles
00:31:06i should totally find a random hookup tonight
00:31:08well i never said anything about random
00:31:10well you're doing it so why can't i
00:31:13you don't seem like the random type well maybe i should be
00:31:16can i tell you a secret miles
00:31:33you can tell me anything mercedes
00:31:35my writing makes me horny
00:31:42i'm sorry what
00:31:44i'm serious
00:31:46i have a sex toy that works really fast and really well
00:31:49but sometimes i just miss the heat of a man you know
00:31:54not really
00:31:56i'm the heat of a woman
00:31:59you know what i'm talking about
00:32:01the heat
00:32:01you might have to elaborate with great detail
00:32:07you asked for it
00:32:12the heat of a woman is so much more than temperature
00:32:18it's her soft sensual curves
00:32:21the way that your fingers dig into the meat of her thighs when she's wrapped around you
00:32:25the delicate little bumps on her rib cage when she's throwing her head back in pleasure
00:32:32tight little nipples
00:32:34and pillows of creamy softness
00:32:38the fact that you could fold your body
00:32:40around her and envelop her almost entirely
00:32:44and still want more
00:32:45that kind of heat
00:32:55you're totally right erotica
00:33:00damn it
00:33:02i didn't want you to know
00:33:04why not
00:33:05what's the big secret
00:33:07because it'll change the way that you look at me
00:33:10how so
00:33:11you'll either think that i'm some kind of sex freak
00:33:13or
00:33:15you'll be embarrassed by what i do and not want to tell anyone
00:33:18are you joking
00:33:20well your buddy doesn't count he's probably a hornball
00:33:23i mean anyone that is important to you
00:33:28it's a big reason why my ex and i broke up
00:33:30he asked me to lie to his family about what i did for a living
00:33:34what a fucker
00:33:35yes
00:33:37but i write some really kinky shit
00:33:39it's not exactly easy to tell your grandma about
00:33:41i would tell my grandma about you
00:33:45you would not
00:33:47i fucking would
00:33:48grandmas hate me
00:33:49my grandma hates me
00:33:51she's really religious and every time that i come home
00:33:53she tries to arrange for a meeting with me and her priest
00:33:57she thinks that i need an intervention
00:33:59or an exorcism or something
00:34:01i'm sorry that's not funny
00:34:03it's kind of funny
00:34:04come with me
00:34:14where are we going
00:34:15calling my grandma
00:34:16no miles are you insane it's after midnight
00:34:18she loves me i'm her favorite
00:34:21okay okay we'll call my sister
00:34:23miles what are you doing
00:34:25too late
00:34:26hello
00:34:30make
00:34:31i want to ask you a question
00:34:34why is it so loud
00:34:35miles how is it possible for you to call for me from 500 miles away
00:34:40big brother intuition
00:34:41just ask your question
00:34:42okay so i met this girl she's super fucking hot
00:34:46grubs miles
00:34:47sorry okay so she writes sexy books like that's her job
00:34:51dirty kinky shit i think and she was saying that grandmothers hated her and i said our grandma would be totally into it
00:34:58true or false
00:35:00duh grams is a freak totally true
00:35:07so who is this girl
00:35:09i want to read her stuff
00:35:11i'll find out
00:35:13but i'll call you back mate
00:35:15don't fuck that dude tonight
00:35:16what happened what did i say
00:35:35Mercedes
00:35:37what are we doing
00:35:39i don't know i just kissed you i guess
00:35:41yes you did and as hot as that was we have to stop
00:35:45right
00:35:46we're in public
00:35:50i like you Mercedes but i'm not in the position to like someone right now
00:35:55wait what
00:35:58after everything that you just said with your sister
00:36:05got it well i'm sorry to put you through such a difficult situation
00:36:09Mercedes wait
00:36:11i don't want things to be weird
00:36:13well you shouldn't have flirted with me then
00:36:17see you around miles
00:36:32why are you here
00:36:32oh my god what is that horrible smell
00:36:37it's nothing
00:36:39wait wait is that a tire-scented candle
00:36:41no
00:36:41no
00:36:41no
00:36:42no
00:36:42stop it you're going to make me so whack so much more
00:36:46let go so i can see what you're hiding
00:36:48no
00:36:48no
00:36:49kate
00:36:49hello
00:36:56don't stop on my account
00:36:58burnt rubber-scented soy candle
00:37:01i can't believe this is a thing
00:37:03jesus h
00:37:05you got it bad kate
00:37:06i know
00:37:08can't write a damn word and all i want to do is go back to tire depot
00:37:11then go
00:37:13so you kissed him and he turned you down big deal
00:37:17what are you in the seventh grade
00:37:19go back to the tire depot
00:37:20she has a point kate it'll be awkward for a day three tops he'll probably stay in the garage and ignore you
00:37:26you're right
00:37:29my house smells like shit now too
00:37:34fine
00:37:35i'll go back but only because burnt rubber is not the same as new rubber
00:37:41so we rotate and balance the tires but the rattling sound that you were hearing is uh
00:37:47unfortunately
00:38:03so
00:38:17how's the book coming coming along this is the point in the story where i ripped the couple
00:38:33apart and ruin everything they thought they knew about each other ouch can't they just be happy
00:38:39and what's dramatic about happy my readers like the pain the torture makes the makeup sex that much
00:38:48better you know my sister texted me she asked for your full author name so she could look you up
00:38:56really i warned you we are a family full of readers
00:39:01you're gonna laugh i was drunk when i came up with it my full pen name is mercedes lee love letter
00:39:15what's your real last name it's smith
00:39:23also i write a lot of bdsm
00:39:28so does this mean we don't have to be awkward
00:39:35yeah friends good because as a friend i was wondering if you might be able to help me with
00:39:44some research for my next book what did you have in mind you're gonna throw your leg over
00:39:50but don't let your ankles touch this area here got it
00:39:53it'll make me feel better if you wear it it'll protect you a little
00:40:03okay get on
00:40:10okay you ready ready
00:40:25chika chika chika chika chika boom
00:40:34chika chika chika chika chika chika
00:40:48Boom chicko on
00:40:55Chica Chica Chica
00:41:07Boom
00:41:11, that was incredible you weren't scared
00:41:16No. Was I supposed to be?
00:41:18My ex hated this thing.
00:41:19Your ex is a fool.
00:41:21I mean, I understand that motorcycles are dangerous,
00:41:24but the danger is what makes it exciting.
00:41:26You took the words right out of my mouth.
00:41:28Unfortunately, my ex liked a different kind of danger.
00:41:33Do you want to tell me what you mean by that,
00:41:36or do you want to say a word again?
00:41:39My ex loved the cheating kind of danger.
00:41:42Yikes.
00:41:45It wasn't just one guy. That's the hardest part.
00:41:48How you can bald-faced lie to someone you care about,
00:41:51that's not the fun kind of danger for me.
00:41:54Not at all.
00:41:56I'm so sorry.
00:41:59It's fine.
00:42:01I blame myself for not walking away sooner.
00:42:04She made me a jealous head case with baggage for days.
00:42:08Yeah. Jealousy is the worst.
00:42:12Although, I will tell you, from a writer's standpoint,
00:42:16readers love a possessive man.
00:42:18Is that right?
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:20So I should be thanking my ex for making me a possessive asshole?
00:42:22God, no.
00:42:23She sounds like too much of an asshole to get any credit for the man you are today.
00:42:29Well, your ex sounded like an asshole, too.
00:42:31I still can't believe he made you lie about your job to his family.
00:42:34Right?
00:42:35Why did we ever date them?
00:42:38I ask myself that all the time.
00:42:40I guess you could say that if we didn't go through all that,
00:42:49then we might not be here, enjoying this awesome view.
00:42:56You're missing something really beautiful.
00:42:59No, I'm not.
00:43:05I can't figure you out, Myles.
00:43:08I can't figure me out either.
00:43:10How's it going?
00:43:27No way.
00:43:28You just finished?
00:43:29I just finished.
00:43:32Congratulations, Mercedes.
00:43:34Couldn't have done it without you, Myles.
00:43:36We should celebrate.
00:43:37Buy you a drink?
00:43:38Actually, I'm having a little The End party at my house on Friday.
00:43:43Wanna come by?
00:43:45I'd love to.
00:43:46Great.
00:43:56Don't forget to call me Mercedes tonight.
00:43:58Mercedes!
00:43:59Woo!
00:44:00See? Hi, everyone!
00:44:02Woo!
00:44:03Mercedes is doing a keg stand to celebrate finishing her book!
00:44:06What?
00:44:07What?
00:44:08No way!
00:44:09Mercedes is not doing a keg stand because you made me buy that shitty IPA.
00:44:11Mercedes likes light beer and complimentary coffee and riding sex pants!
00:44:16Yeah!
00:44:17Woo!
00:44:18And hard and fast wall sex!
00:44:21Yeah!
00:44:22Woo!
00:44:23And a formal scene where a guy takes off a girl's panties and fingers them in his tuxedo pocket all night long!
00:44:28That was really specific for you!
00:44:29Miles!
00:44:30I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:44:31Uh, I'm gonna follow that guy.
00:44:33I'm Lindsay.
00:44:34Best friend and, uh, neighbor.
00:44:35There's my tiki bar over there.
00:44:36Can I get you something to drink?
00:44:37I'm Miles.
00:44:38Thanks.
00:44:39I'm good for now.
00:44:40Okay.
00:44:41I'm gonna follow that guy.
00:44:42I'm Lindsay.
00:44:43Best friend and, uh, neighbor.
00:44:44There's my tiki bar over there.
00:44:45Can I get you something to drink?
00:44:46I'm Miles.
00:44:47Thanks.
00:44:48I'm good for now.
00:44:49Okay.
00:44:50I'm gonna follow those guys.
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52Bye!
00:44:53Can we go somewhere and talk?
00:44:54Sure.
00:44:55Uh, I'm gonna go to the hotel room or go to the hotel room with my kids.
00:44:58Oh, my real friends.
00:45:00I'm gonna go to the hotel room.
00:45:01I'm gonna go to the hotel room.
00:45:04I'm gonna go to the hotel room.
00:45:05I'm gonna go to the hotel room.
00:45:06Here's the hotel room for me.
00:45:07They're gonna go for a good uh, the hotel room.
00:45:10I'm gonna go.
00:45:15Do you have a roommate?
00:45:28Kind of.
00:45:30So it's a guy?
00:45:33Yes.
00:45:34It figures.
00:45:37It's not that Dean guy, right?
00:45:39You said he's your neighbor?
00:45:40He is my neighbor.
00:45:42It's not Dean.
00:45:43Then who is it?
00:45:45No one.
00:45:47I'm sorry, I should just go.
00:45:50My roommate is gay.
00:45:53Seriously?
00:45:58And he's out of town for the summer, so...
00:46:03Why are you acting like this?
00:46:07I thought you only wanted to be friends.
00:46:12It's a lot harder than I thought it would be.
00:46:22What can I do to help?
00:46:27I'm overprotective, I'm overbearing, arrogant.
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:33Pretty much everything I do is in the extreme.
00:46:35I try not to be jealous.
00:46:36I do.
00:46:37She...
00:46:38I'm not her.
00:46:39I know you're not her.
00:46:41I just really need you to not do things to make me jealous.
00:46:45Why?
00:46:46Because it'll make me want to fuck you so you don't ever want to look at another guy again.
00:46:52Prove it.
00:46:56I hope you know what you're asking for, Ed.
00:46:58I hope you know what you're asking for, Ed.
00:47:03I hope you are.
00:47:05Thank you so much.
00:47:09All right.
00:47:13All right.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:17You're not getting this back.
00:47:42Jesus, fuck, how are you real?
00:48:12I'm a dirty girl, Mercedes.
00:48:24Oh, yes.
00:48:27Like your rough hands on my body.
00:48:31See how hot we look together.
00:48:35I had to talk to you the other night.
00:48:46I love when you put your finger in my mouth like that.
00:48:50Oh, God.
00:48:55I love when you put your finger in my mouth like that.
00:49:15I've been looking for this shirt for 10 minutes.
00:49:32Are you in a pancake mood or cut your arm off and run with?
00:49:39I could eat.
00:49:41Go sit down.
00:49:43I feel like I need to tell you that I didn't come here last night to do that.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07I mean, don't get me wrong, it was really good.
00:50:11Fucking great, actually.
00:50:12It was, wasn't it?
00:50:13But I just want you to know that wasn't my plan.
00:50:18Is this the part where you tell me that you're not in a position to like someone again?
00:50:24Maybe.
00:50:25It's fine.
00:50:27It is?
00:50:30This is no big deal, Miles.
00:50:33We had sex.
00:50:35You didn't ask me to go study.
00:50:37I'm not getting this twisted up.
00:50:42So you're good with this?
00:50:44Just being casual?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46I'm a workaholic, so it's not like I have time to devote to a boyfriend.
00:50:52Though I might need your help with some book research.
00:50:59Book research?
00:51:00I thought you were done.
00:51:02Oh, how little you know about writing.
00:51:05Tire Depot was the easy stuff.
00:51:09I want help with the bedroom stuff.
00:51:13You write erotic novels.
00:51:15What more could you need to know?
00:51:17Okay, so for my new book, I want to write from a dual point of view.
00:51:23So one chapter will be in the female voice, and the next chapter will be in the male voice,
00:51:28and I'll alternate between the two.
00:51:30I know what dual point of view is, Mercedes.
00:51:33Okay.
00:51:34Sorry.
00:51:37So, I'm gonna need your help getting into the mind of a man.
00:51:43Should we start now?
00:51:45I'd hate to see your education suffer.
00:51:50Actually, since we're sticking with this whole friends with benefits thing,
00:51:55I was wondering if you could help me with a little project first.
00:51:58Like a naked kind of project?
00:52:02I mean, you can be naked if you want to, but it might not be safe.
00:52:08Could you help me move my roommate's shit downstairs and into a moving pod?
00:52:17Absolutely.
00:52:19Friends have to earn their benefits sometimes.
00:52:23Thanks.
00:52:25Oh my god, Hannah.
00:52:26I have entered into a casual friends with benefits situation with a mechanic from Tire Depot who thinks my name is Mercedes.
00:52:33Wait, this is actually happening to you? Like in real life?
00:52:35Yes!
00:52:36And I like him way more than just a friend, so I'm in crisis mode. What do I do?
00:52:41Besides phone him every chance you get?
00:52:43Yeah, I mean, my alter ego's taking the reins here.
00:52:46I fully understand.
00:52:47And I've kind of been avoiding him this week to sort of play cool so that he doesn't know that I like him.
00:52:52Which you do.
00:52:53Yes! But I don't want him to know that.
00:52:55I mean, is this relationship worth me telling him my real name? Or is it just sex?
00:53:00Are you done?
00:53:01I could use some sage advice here.
00:53:02Listen to me. Here's what you're gonna do. You are gonna go camping.
00:53:08Camping?
00:53:09Camping.
00:53:11Why?
00:53:12Kate Outdoors, you guys love that shit. Just tell him it's for book research and you need his help.
00:53:17Ooh, that's good because I actually used that excuse.
00:53:19Perfect. You're going to be adorable and fumbling and not know how to cast a fishing pole.
00:53:25And he's going to realize how much fun it is to go camping and get to fuck in a tent.
00:53:30By the end of the trip, you'll know if you need to fish or cut bait.
00:53:33You should be a writer.
00:53:35Hannah, this is good. You're a genius.
00:53:38I'm going camping.
00:53:39Just let me know where I have the pizza delivered to.
00:53:41Ha ha, bish.
00:53:43Hey Kate. You here for a cronut?
00:53:44You know it.
00:53:45It's gonna be a hot minute before the new badge is ready.
00:53:47But go ahead and take a number and we'll bring them right out.
00:53:49I'll take two and a cup of coffee.
00:53:51You got it.
00:53:56My dick misses you.
00:53:58Your dick is insatiable.
00:54:00Are you dry hooping me?
00:54:01Uh huh.
00:54:03Tell me what you're thinking.
00:54:05I want you naked and in a bed now.
00:54:08How are the words flowing?
00:54:10Not as good as the other night.
00:54:11You are soaking wet.
00:54:13Oh my god.
00:54:14You're at the bakery.
00:54:15I could think of something else I'd rather be eating.
00:54:16Let me take care of you.
00:54:18OMG, you're filthy.
00:54:20Says the smart writer.
00:54:22Feeling inspired?
00:54:235,000 words in three hours.
00:54:24It's Tire Depot magic right there.
00:54:26Maybe it's Miles Hudson magic.
00:54:30Ooh, Jesus, say hi, Dean.
00:54:39Ugh.
00:54:40I was literally standing there for almost five minutes.
00:54:42I'm reading my texts?
00:54:43Maybe it's Myles Hudson magic.
00:54:50Oh! Jesus! Say hi, Dean!
00:54:55I was literally standing there for almost five minutes.
00:54:58I'm reading my texts.
00:55:01So, what is so important that you had to see me?
00:55:05I don't know what you mean. We do this every week.
00:55:08Yeah. You've never texted me three times the day of to make sure that I was coming.
00:55:15I take cronuts very seriously.
00:55:19Dean.
00:55:22I saw his truck outside your place a couple nights ago.
00:55:25Whose truck?
00:55:27Myles. Who else?
00:55:30How do you know it was his truck?
00:55:32Because I don't know any other guys in Boulder who would drive a beastly vehicle like that.
00:55:36Oh my god, you're such a snob.
00:55:40So, he spent the night?
00:55:42What, did you come back and check in the morning?
00:55:46Maybe.
00:55:48Stop worrying.
00:55:50We're just fooling around. It's nothing serious.
00:55:52See, that is exactly what I'm worried about.
00:55:56The guy rejected you once already.
00:55:58Thank you for reminding me.
00:56:00Any guy that jerks you around like that is an idiot.
00:56:03He's not an idiot.
00:56:04He's a mechanic at a tire depot. How bright can he be?
00:56:07Are you kidding me?
00:56:09Hey, just calm down.
00:56:11Coming from a high school dropout.
00:56:14I got my GED.
00:56:16And I am self-educated.
00:56:17In what?
00:56:19Being an asshat?
00:56:20I surround myself with people who are inclusive and not judgmental because I have a weird job.
00:56:28I don't want judgey friends in my corner because that would make me a hypocrite.
00:56:33And Miles is so encouraging about what I do. More encouraging than you have ever been.
00:56:38And he's not dumb at all.
00:56:42He's actually really fucking insightful.
00:56:44And you might see that if you quit looking down your nose at people.
00:56:49Don't go, Kate.
00:56:50No, I'm sorry.
00:56:52But if you're going to start acting like this, then I don't see how we can continue to be friends.
00:56:56Kate.
00:56:57I like you.
00:57:03Yeah, well, I liked you too until you started acting like a douche nozzle.
00:57:08No, I mean, I really like you.
00:57:12And I...
00:57:14I don't think it's something I can ignore anymore.
00:57:17In...
00:57:21How long?
00:57:23Couple years.
00:57:25But I was with Lindsay and you were with that douchebag Dryston.
00:57:29Why didn't you tell me?
00:57:31I don't want to be a rebound.
00:57:33You're hooking up with a guy who still doesn't even know your real name.
00:57:36How do you think that's going to end?
00:57:39He wants it casual, but I want the whole thing.
00:57:43The good, the bad, all of it.
00:57:47I'm sorry, Dean.
00:57:48But I just don't feel the same way.
00:57:55But you are one of my best friends and I don't want to change that.
00:58:02I need you to go.
00:58:04But why?
00:58:06We all have our own little places.
00:58:10And this is my tire depot.
00:58:13Please.
00:58:19I am sorry, Dean.
00:58:31Hey.
00:58:33Who's that?
00:58:35A carburetor.
00:58:38What does it do?
00:58:40Um, kind of a lot.
00:58:43Do you really want to know?
00:58:45Yes.
00:58:47Well, it mixes the proper ratio of gas and air inside of an engine for combustion to occur.
00:58:54Nowadays most cars have fuel injectors, but the classics still run on these puppies.
00:58:59Interesting.
00:59:01It's kind of like how a candle needs oxygen to burn.
00:59:06Combustion of an engine can't take place without the air the carburetor brings in.
00:59:10Kind of like how an orgasm can't be achieved without friction.
00:59:21Sure.
00:59:23You could draw that parallel.
00:59:24I would like to draw that parallel.
00:59:26I would like to draw that parallel as soon.
00:59:29Did you have something in mind?
00:59:34Watch your step up here.
00:59:39Smells so good.
00:59:41Miles, this is perfect.
00:59:43I didn't know girls could be this excited about camping.
00:59:46Well, don't judge a book by its cover, mister.
00:59:49Look.
00:59:51There's a path that leads right to the water.
00:59:53Perfect.
00:59:55Come on.
00:59:56We got work to do.
00:59:57Gotta set up camp.
01:00:10This looks brand new.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:13I just do a sleeping bag usually.
01:00:15So you bought this for me?
01:00:16It's not only for you.
01:00:19This will save my knees big time.
01:00:23You are such a horny bastard.
01:00:25Says the smut rider.
01:00:38Seriously.
01:00:40Seriously.
01:00:42Take your shorts off.
01:00:50I figured you were thirsty.
01:00:52We've earned these.
01:00:54Yeah, camping is hard.
01:01:04Mountain air suits you.
01:01:06I'm just in a good mood.
01:01:08It's amazing how much nice her life is with no drama.
01:01:14Do you ever talk to your ex?
01:01:17Not a word.
01:01:18And that's good.
01:01:22You never told me how you found out she was cheating on you.
01:01:25She got pregnant.
01:01:27With some rich old guy's kid.
01:01:29We were on a break at the time.
01:01:32Wow.
01:01:34The layers.
01:01:38Do you think that she got pregnant on purpose?
01:01:40No.
01:01:44Yes.
01:01:46I don't know.
01:01:47Probably.
01:01:49I have to wonder what kind of a fuck would I was to not really realize.
01:01:52She was always money obsessed.
01:01:54Thought being a mechanic was too blue color.
01:01:57Wanted me to make more money.
01:01:59You seem like you're doing just fine to me.
01:02:02See?
01:02:05I'm just pissed off I wasted the best years of my life with her.
01:02:08Who said they were the best years?
01:02:11Look around you, Miles.
01:02:13It's a pretty beautiful day.
01:02:15You want for nothing.
01:02:17That is an incredible quality in a person.
01:02:22And, I mean, look at you.
01:02:24You're smoking hot.
01:02:25You got a great job, house, friends.
01:02:29Really sexy fuck buddy.
01:02:35So don't sweat the past.
01:02:37Focus on the now.
01:02:39Seriously, right now, my bobber disappeared several minutes ago and I don't know it.
01:02:44Shit, you got a bite.
01:02:49Are you kidding me?
01:02:52I got a bicycle tire.
01:02:53I got a bicycle tire.
01:02:54What the hell, Colorado?
01:02:56Way to keep it classy.
01:02:58My hands hurt.
01:03:00Surely you could see the irony in this.
01:03:03Babe, you got a tire.
01:03:05This is Kidman.
01:03:06Truth or dare?
01:03:07Truth.
01:03:20Do you ever get horny in the garage at Tire Depot?
01:03:21What?
01:03:24truth do you ever get horny in the garage at tire depot what
01:03:31you're working on a customer's car and your hands are getting really dirty
01:03:39and you're just really
01:03:40digging in there and you just
01:03:46i'm afraid not damn
01:03:51but classic car work on the other hand if i'm working on one of those and an old car that
01:04:04hasn't run in decades and suddenly roars to life then hell yes rock solid
01:04:09i knew it perverts attract perverts
01:04:17okay truth or dare dare
01:04:30ooh somebody has secrets
01:04:34skinny dip in the lake the lake that birthed my blessed tire no way who knows what the
01:04:42hell else is in that thing it's fine i knew you wouldn't do it all talk and no action
01:04:48uh-huh need i remind you who has been sneaking into tire depot for weeks now you call that
01:04:58dangerous i am consuming complimentary beverages without service miles that is just as bad as
01:05:05thieving such a cold hard criminal fine i'll do it but you have to do it with me and why would i do that
01:05:15because i'll be naked
01:05:22come on now we made it this far
01:05:36is that gonna hurt when you jump in the water not if you hold it
01:05:52come on
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01:06:22Mercedes, what do you feel like?
01:06:35Do you feel that?
01:06:36Feel what?
01:06:38Oh my god, that's freezing.
01:06:52What are you doing?
01:07:22What are you doing?
01:07:52What are you doing?
01:08:22Morning.
01:08:23Morning.
01:08:24You've been busy this morning.
01:08:38Yeah, it's a muddy mess so I figured we should head back early.
01:08:42Oh, okay.
01:08:44What can I do to help?
01:08:50I forgot the pancake mix.
01:08:56Don't read into that.
01:08:58Don't read into that.
01:09:00Well, thanks for the help with the research.
01:09:02Anytime.
01:09:06You okay?
01:09:07I'm just tired.
01:09:08Shouldn't have gotten the mattress pad.
01:09:12Hmm.
01:09:13Looks like you got company.
01:09:14I'll see you later, Mercedes.
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Bye.
01:09:17Bye.
01:09:18Bye.
01:09:19Bye.
01:09:20Bye.
01:09:21Bye.
01:09:22Bye.
01:09:23Hi, Dean.
01:09:24Hi, Dean.
01:09:25Hey, Kate.
01:09:26Hey, Kate.
01:09:27Bye.
01:09:28Bye.
01:09:29Bye.
01:09:30Hi, Dean.
01:09:31Hey, Kate.
01:09:32Want to come in for some coffee?
01:09:33Is it complimentary?
01:09:37Hmm.
01:09:38No.
01:09:39Mm-hmm.
01:09:40It's just nice.
01:09:41Not at least.
01:09:42No.
01:09:43No.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45No, not at least.
01:09:46No.
01:09:46No.
01:09:47No.
01:09:48No.
01:09:49No.
01:09:50No.
01:09:51No.
01:09:52No.
01:09:53No.
01:09:54Oh, no.
01:09:56No.
01:09:57No.
01:09:58No.
01:09:59No.
01:10:00Nope.
01:10:01No.
01:10:02For people who aren't assholes, it is.
01:10:12Nothing to say about that loud muffler on Miles' truck?
01:10:16I'm surprised you know what a muffler is.
01:10:20I'm learning.
01:10:22I am, too.
01:10:24I'm really sorry, Kate.
01:10:28Come on in, then.
01:10:32Did you spend the night at Miles' house last night?
01:10:37Are you really asking that?
01:10:39I'm just making small talk, Kate. I promise. No judgment.
01:10:44We were camping.
01:10:46Camping?
01:10:46It was for book research.
01:10:48And it was really fun.
01:10:50Writing something different?
01:10:52Trying to.
01:10:55Inspiration must be flowing.
01:10:57It has its moments.
01:11:00And Miles is the guy that brings this out in you.
01:11:03He's certainly not hurting things.
01:11:07So different for me.
01:11:11Dean, look.
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