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Trey Knowles’ “Azazel the United States 5-Star General” is an allegorical comedy that blends humor with sharp social commentary. In the story, the U.S. 5-Star General becomes possessed by the demon Azazel, who also infiltrates the minds of powerful tech leaders like Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey. Under Azazel’s influence, they push forward AI-driven weaponry designed for humanity’s destruction.

Knowles uses satire to urge audiences to recognize the distinction between humans and mankind—those made in God’s image versus those who may be corrupted by Azazel’s spirit. The result is a comedy that is both thought-provoking and darkly funny, leaving readers to question who—or what—might really be controlling influential figures like Musk and Luckey.

📜 In Jewish Apocrypha (Book of Enoch)

Azazel is portrayed as one of the fallen angels who taught humans forbidden knowledge—like weapon-making and sorcery.

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00:00I'm excited
00:04because I'm going to meet a five-star
00:07general. I thought I was going to meet a five-star
00:11general. So I'm in Virginia.
00:16Arlington, Virginia. Fort
00:19Meyer. So I'm going to meet a five-star general
00:23and so I'm very excited.
00:26So I get to the military base to meet a five-star
00:30general. I know a demon when I see
00:34a demon. This man is not a
00:38five-star general. This is an evil
00:42spirit. An evil spirit dressed in
00:46human disguise. His name was
00:50Azazel. And you're wondering why
00:53the United States are so powerful
00:58and weaponry and technology.
01:03Azazel is living in the United States.
01:09I'm telling you.
01:10Azazel and his military,
01:14these are unseen evil spirits
01:17that is possessing themselves
01:20than human beings. That's why I couldn't, I couldn't work for a tech company, man. I can't work for a tech company because the tech company who's running the tech company is a human being, but inside that human being is an evil spirit.
01:38Azazel.
01:39Azazel. You got to recognize when you're talking to an evil spirit.
01:45How do you know if Elon Musk is Elon Musk?
01:50Where did Elon Musk get his knowledge from?
01:54Don't you think
01:55somebody invade Elon Musk's body?
01:59I'm serious.
02:00I know it sounds crazy, sounds stupid, but
02:04think about it.
02:07Think about people like
02:08Palmer
02:09Palmer Lucky.
02:14This guy wants to make
02:16military
02:17AI technology
02:20military weapons
02:21for the DOD of them in the United States.
02:26For the United States DOD.
02:27advanced weaponry
02:30so you don't have to send out human beings.
02:33Who invaded
02:34Palmer
02:35Lucky's body?
02:37Azazel.
02:39Azazel and his men,
02:41this evil spirit.
02:43Now,
02:44I know you guys don't believe this,
02:48but some of you guys
02:49have seen
02:51alien
02:52spacecraft.
02:56It's like the movie V.
02:57They're coming down here
02:59and
02:59invade
02:59their spirit
03:01into a human being.
03:03And human beings
03:03are
03:04thinking that they are so smart
03:06and
03:06oh my goodness,
03:08technology,
03:09technology.
03:11But it was a hundred years ago
03:12we didn't have none of this stuff.
03:14Within a hundred years,
03:16within a hundred years,
03:19man,
03:20we just
03:20all of a sudden
03:22the world is so darn smart
03:23with technology.
03:24technology.
03:26Not trying to make people's lives better,
03:28but making weapons
03:29for destruction.
03:32Technology to make weapons
03:33for destruction.
03:35To kill people.
03:36To kill people.
03:38Now,
03:39these weapons
03:39of destruction
03:41that's going to
03:43kill
03:44mankind,
03:46does that come from God?
03:47what
03:51what person
03:52that follows God
03:53creates technology
03:57to kill people?
04:02Weaponry
04:02for war.
04:04There's not
04:05one godly person
04:06sit here
04:07and says,
04:07you know what,
04:08I'm going to create weapons
04:08for human beings
04:10to kill.
04:13That doesn't come from God.
04:14You guys have got to know
04:15the difference.
04:18So,
04:18I'm on
04:19the military base.
04:23Excited to meet
04:23a five-star general.
04:26But,
04:26it wasn't a five-star general.
04:28It wasn't a real human being.
04:30It looks like a real human being,
04:31but
04:31that five-star general
04:33ain't a human.
04:39He ain't human.
04:41He excited
04:42about going to war.
04:44He excited
04:45about using
04:46these weapons.
04:48This is
04:49Azizel.
04:51Inside of him,
04:52he has some type
04:53of evil spirit.
04:55How do you know
04:55Donald Trump
04:56is a human being?
04:58Sometimes
04:58he's
04:59he's in and out.
05:01That means that
05:01evil spirit
05:02goes into his body
05:03and he's
05:04and then he just leaves.
05:07I'm for real.
05:07Because sometimes
05:08Donald Trump
05:09sounds like
05:09he's just a nice
05:10wonderful guy.
05:12Then all of a sudden
05:13he's laughing about
05:14these people
05:17can get eaten
05:18by alligators.
05:20I send them to
05:21alligator
05:22Alcatraz
05:22and they're going to be
05:23eaten by alligators.
05:24He's laughing about it.
05:26Who does that?
05:28Who
05:28bums countries
05:29and laugh about it?
05:30Who goes
05:31bums Iran
05:32and then start
05:34laughing about it
05:35in the White House
05:35on TV
05:36in front of the cameras?
05:39Who does that?
05:43Does that
05:44sound like
05:44a person
05:45that comes from God
05:46or a person
05:47that comes from
05:48the devil?
05:52You've got to
05:53recognize
05:53an evil spirit.
05:55I'm telling you.
05:57Tech companies
05:58are not human beings.
06:02These people
06:02that only tech companies
06:03are not human beings.
06:05You're probably
06:05a human being
06:06and working for a company
06:07and don't understand
06:08who you're working for.
06:11You're working
06:11for Azizel.
06:14Azizel
06:14been on earth
06:17causing trouble.
06:20Since the days
06:21of Noah
06:21he's been teaching
06:22humans how to make
06:23weapons.
06:24He's been entering
06:25people's bodies
06:25people who want
06:28to be
06:29demon possessed
06:31who wants
06:33all the money
06:34in the world
06:35who wants to be
06:35filthy rich.
06:36This is how it works.
06:39He goes to a person
06:41who has a desire
06:44either to be rich
06:45or to be powerful.
06:48And he offers them
06:49a deal.
06:49He's like
06:50I can help you
06:50be powerful.
06:52I can help you
06:52be the smartest
06:54person in the world.
06:56And he when
06:57enters their bodies
06:58they come with
07:00all these great ideas
07:01how to be powerful
07:04and how to be rich.
07:05and how they
07:07started making
07:08weapons
07:09weapons
07:11for the DOJ
07:13how to destroy
07:16human beings
07:18and mankind.
07:19I'm telling you man
07:20the Bible's real man
07:21because it's going
07:23to take Jesus
07:24it's going to take
07:25Jesus
07:25to destroy
07:28the United States
07:29of America.
07:30it's going to take
07:31Jesus
07:32to destroy
07:33the European
07:34continent.
07:36It's going to take
07:37Jesus to destroy
07:38the European
07:39I'm not just
07:40poking at the European
07:41continent.
07:42I'm poking at the
07:43European continent
07:44because
07:45the devil
07:46the devil
07:49is in your
07:51inside your
07:51continent.
07:53Anytime
07:54you go
07:55destroying people
07:56destroying indigenous
07:57people destroying
07:58everybody in the world
08:00and you want to
08:01police the world
08:01with your advanced
08:03weaponry
08:04and you want to
08:06destroy the earth
08:06with advanced
08:07weaponry.
08:10Imagine
08:10all the white men
08:14that colonized
08:15people
08:15if they had this
08:17advanced technology
08:18of weaponry
08:19what would the
08:20world be like?
08:21you've seen
08:24what they did
08:24in the past
08:25but imagine
08:27the next
08:28super white man
08:29with advanced
08:31technology
08:31where he don't
08:32have to send
08:32soldiers
08:32he can just
08:34kill
08:34a group
08:35of
08:35dark colored
08:36people
08:37by the air
08:39because he feels
08:41like it
08:42because he
08:42says he's
08:44the king
08:44of the earth.
08:46So imagine
08:46the super white
08:49man doing that
08:50Azizel
08:53the chief
08:56military
08:57evil spirit
08:59demon
09:00is in
09:01the European
09:02continent
09:03it's in the
09:03United States
09:04so I'm telling
09:06you
09:06Elon Musk
09:07Palmer
09:11Lucky
09:12these people
09:15are not
09:15human beings
09:17they were
09:18human beings
09:18until they got
09:19invaded
09:20they got
09:22invaded by
09:23Azizel
09:25and so I'm at
09:27this military
09:28base
09:28I know
09:29what I'm
09:30talking to
09:31a real
09:31five-star
09:32general
09:32a real
09:34human being
09:34that has a
09:35heart
09:35that has a
09:36spirit
09:36I'm telling you
09:38this five-star
09:38general
09:39nah
09:40he's not a
09:43real five-star
09:43general
09:44first thing
09:47comes down
09:47his mouth
09:47you ready
09:50you ready
09:51to go to
09:51school for
09:52war
09:52welcome to
09:53the school
09:54of war
09:54you want to
09:58learn how to
09:58fight
09:59you want to
10:01learn
10:01how to go
10:03to war
10:04how to kill
10:05some folks
10:05that's what
10:07the five-star
10:08general told
10:08me
10:09at Fort
10:10Myer
10:11no way
10:15I can
10:17recognize the
10:18evil spirit
10:18so what is
10:22the future
10:23going to be
10:23like
10:23what is the
10:25future going
10:26to be like
10:27with advanced
10:29weaponry
10:30in the hands
10:32of bad
10:33people
10:34in the hands
10:36of people
10:36period
10:36I don't trust
10:38no man
10:38I trust God
10:39but I don't
10:40trust no man
10:41who's teaching
10:45people to do
10:45these evil
10:46things
10:46you guys
10:48gotta take
10:49time and
10:49think
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