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Hollywood Hot Tubs (1984) - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00:00Gary?
00:00:22Gary?
00:00:25Shhh!
00:00:27Let's go. Come on. Come on.
00:00:31Come on.
00:00:41Hey, what the hell's going on out there?
00:00:43Just washing the car.
00:00:45Good. About time you did something around here.
00:00:48Your old man bought that.
00:00:50My dad's not too bright.
00:00:52Let's go. Come on.
00:00:57Let's go. Come on.
00:01:02Let's go. Come on.
00:01:18All right. All right.
00:01:20So what's going to happen if we get caught?
00:01:25Gary, the only thing you might catch is a cold, okay?
00:01:28Can we stop at my house?
00:01:30I've got to get my asthma pills.
00:01:31I've got to pee.
00:01:32I've got to get some new friends.
00:01:34Open the windows.
00:01:37What the hell?
00:01:38Is there a heater in this car?
00:01:40Come on.
00:01:45Aw.
00:01:48Time for another towel-in-the-morning lucky-butt call.
00:01:50Are you a winner?
00:01:51You are a few.
00:01:52Will you sit down in the back and just leave it alone, Gary?
00:02:05Come on, Sean. Let me listen to this one song.
00:02:09Let's run something to me.
00:02:11This is going to be the greatest stunt ever.
00:02:14Who'd you tell?
00:02:15Everyone.
00:02:16Oh, no.
00:02:17We won't get caught.
00:02:18You're doing this for Kimberly?
00:02:19Am not.
00:02:20R2.
00:02:21Am not.
00:02:22R2.
00:02:23I am not.
00:02:24Can't hurt.
00:02:26You got to pee.
00:02:28You're shivering.
00:02:29All right.
00:02:30Come on.
00:02:31Oh, no. That's my favorite, man.
00:02:32No! Gary!
00:02:34There's a little fender bender on the Hollywood three-way near the line off-ramp.
00:02:38But other than that, all traffic's moving normally for this hour.
00:02:40This is the song that we're going to play.
00:02:44After we do this, we go up to Edwards, you know?
00:02:46Where the space shuttle is.
00:02:48And, Sean, we haven't even done this yet.
00:02:52I think we took the wrong road.
00:02:54What are you talking about? There it is.
00:02:56Yeah, but how do we get all this stuff up there? I don't see any trails.
00:02:59Make one.
00:03:00Isn't there an easier way?
00:03:02Yeah. I'm just doing this so you can earn a merit badge.
00:03:09Hurry up. The sun's gonna be up in an hour.
00:03:11We're going as fast as we can.
00:03:12You could help, you chicken shit.
00:03:14I am.
00:03:15Move over.
00:03:16I'm lookout.
00:03:17Yeah? Well, look out for this.
00:03:20What was that?
00:03:21Coyote.
00:03:22Hey, what are you doing up here?
00:03:23It's getting too light.
00:03:24I don't think so.
00:03:25I mean the sun's coming up.
00:03:27Good. We can see what we're doing.
00:03:28But somebody will see us.
00:03:29We're done.
00:03:30Let's get the hell out of here.
00:03:31Ah!
00:03:33All right, all right, all right.
00:03:35Woo!
00:03:36All right, all right, all right.
00:03:38Woo!
00:03:40Woo!
00:03:49I don't need no guarantee
00:04:08I don't need to pay the referee
00:04:12I just need you on my side
00:04:16Baby, you think I'm crazy too
00:04:21Baby, I'll change your mind for you
00:04:24Don't you wanna come for the ride?
00:04:27You smile, you know
00:04:29For the ride, I share
00:04:32It's time, it's time
00:04:35For the ride, I share
00:04:38All I need
00:04:41Just for wheels and a good radio
00:04:45No promises or plans
00:04:48And I need someone who understands
00:04:51It's the only way to fly
00:04:54There isn't anything to prove
00:05:00All you can do is make your move
00:05:03Grab the engine, wait for five
00:05:05You smile, you know
00:05:08Wanna ride, I share
00:05:10I don't care
00:05:11It's time, it's time
00:05:13Wanna ride, I share
00:05:16All I need
00:05:19Just for wheels and a good radio
00:05:24Just for wheels and a good radio
00:05:26You smile, you know
00:05:27For the ride, I share
00:05:29It's time, it's time
00:05:30For the ride, I share
00:05:33You smile, you know
00:05:35You smile, you know
00:05:37For the ride, I share
00:05:39You smile, you know
00:05:40For the ride, I share
00:05:41It's time, it's time
00:05:42For the ride, I share
00:05:44For the ride, I share
00:05:46All I need
00:05:48Just for wheels
00:05:51Just for wheels and a good radio
00:05:55And a good radio
00:06:03Good morning, boys
00:06:06You have the right to remain silent
00:06:08Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
00:06:12That's not bad
00:06:14Okay, Sean, this is the end of the line
00:06:16Your ass is in a sling this time
00:06:18Mr. Slade, it's a phase
00:06:19Every boy goes through this
00:06:20Sean is not a bad boy
00:06:22Yeah, Sean's not a bad boy, it's just a phase
00:06:24Oh, sure
00:06:25Is that why I'm your probation officer?
00:06:27You little pain in the ass
00:06:29Look, Mr. and Mrs. Wright
00:06:30The state of California's just about had it with him
00:06:32Now, I overlooked the time when he put my phone in Screw Magazine for free phone sex
00:06:37I didn't know there were so many freaks out there
00:06:39How about the time about the matter involving the 5,000 prophylaxis?
00:06:42No, wait a minute, just stop
00:06:43No, no, no, stop
00:06:44He's just coming to the good part
00:06:45Oh, God, what a time to lose my Valium
00:06:48Look, what are we gonna do with the kid?
00:06:50Oh, taken away his allowance
00:06:51Grounded him
00:06:52Well, he got out last night
00:06:53Well, what more can we do?
00:06:54What about summer camp?
00:06:55Well, he's too old for military school
00:06:57How about the army?
00:06:58I'd say a job
00:07:00But who's gonna hire him?
00:07:03Maybe your brother Al could give him a job
00:07:07Are you kidding? I can't do that to him
00:07:09Of course you can, Dad
00:07:10I think we should give the boy another chance
00:07:12Shut up!
00:07:13Brother Al, he has got a going business
00:07:15But he could probably use some extra help here and there
00:07:17And besides, he handled tougher characters than you when he was in the Marines
00:07:20No way, I'll take jail
00:07:22Okay, let me just warn you
00:07:24You're not black
00:07:25You're not brown
00:07:26And you don't belong to any gang
00:07:28Now, you'd last just about as long down there as vanilla ice cream in hell
00:07:32Hell, your booty wouldn't be safe for five minutes, sweetie
00:07:35Those butt-slammers would just love you
00:07:40Al can't refuse me
00:07:41He owes me too much money
00:07:42Yeah, another bad investment like that HHT deal
00:07:45Not now, huh?
00:07:46We'll see some investment returns
00:07:48What's HHT?
00:07:49Oh, damn!
00:07:51Look, all right
00:07:52Which is it?
00:07:53How is dear sweet old lovable Uncle Al anyway?
00:08:14Is this it?
00:08:16Now, it's all been set up with Al
00:08:18Now, you shape up or you ship out
00:08:19All right, all right
00:08:20Mom, open the door
00:08:22We love you, Sean
00:08:23Look, now we're only trying to save you from the butt-slammers
00:08:26Mom, take another Valium
00:08:28That's a good idea
00:08:29Bye
00:08:46Hey, what can I do for you?
00:08:48I'm looking for my Uncle Al
00:08:50Oh, I was kind of hoping you folks had lost my address
00:08:55So was I
00:08:56How you doing?
00:08:57All right
00:08:58You know anything about plumbing?
00:08:59Here it's a shitty job
00:09:01Cute
00:09:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:09:03Yeah
00:09:04You got a driver's license?
00:09:06Yeah, library card
00:09:07And I brought a note from my mom, too
00:09:09Ha, ha, kid really came prepared, didn't he?
00:09:12This old man's got my nuts in a wringer
00:09:16But soft, what light through yonder window breaks
00:09:21Al, you're still here.
00:09:22You're supposed to be gone five minutes ago to that appointment.
00:09:24Who is this?
00:09:25Jeff, these have got to go out today, okay?
00:09:27Hi, Sean.
00:09:28This is Leslie.
00:09:28Leslie, this is Sean.
00:09:30That's my nephew.
00:09:31Hi.
00:09:33Nice size.
00:09:35They're Hazel.
00:09:37Al, would you come on?
00:09:38Let's go.
00:09:38All right.
00:09:39Hey, you stole that bag, kid.
00:09:40You come with me.
00:09:41Put him on the payroll.
00:09:43Put him on the payroll?
00:09:44What are you talking about?
00:09:45I told you to put him on the payroll.
00:09:48We can't afford it.
00:09:49You can't even pay Jeff and me.
00:09:51Your bank statement reads like a national deficit, Al.
00:09:55What are you going to pay him with?
00:09:56I, uh, I, uh, we'll talk about that later.
00:09:59I can't lose this account.
00:10:00All right, it's your bankruptcy.
00:10:02Nice seeing you, Leslie.
00:10:04I hope I can see more of you.
00:10:05Hey, will you get in here?
00:10:10What account is Al talking about?
00:10:13Hollywood hot sets.
00:10:14Why?
00:10:15God damn it, I was supposed to make that sales call with him.
00:10:18Jeff.
00:10:19I'm sorry.
00:10:20What the hell is going on here, though?
00:10:23Oh, you know Al from the halls of Montezuma.
00:10:25What is he trying to do, make the sales pitch himself?
00:10:27That's our hero.
00:10:30I'd like to be your hero.
00:10:32Jeff, we have been through this before.
00:10:34I don't mix plumbing with pleasure.
00:10:37Excuse me.
00:10:37All right, kid, these are the rules.
00:10:45There's no booze, no drugs, and no women.
00:10:48No fun.
00:10:48Yeah, well, that's the way it is.
00:10:50I'll tell you that.
00:10:51You mess up one time, kid, and you are in the brig.
00:10:54Hey, I'm not in the Marines.
00:10:55Yeah, I know, the only Iron Man.
00:10:58Aye, aye, Captain America.
00:11:00Yeah, well, I'll tell you, that's the way it is, and I ain't gonna have no little shit like you messing up my social life.
00:11:05You understand that?
00:11:06So you just learn to live with it.
00:11:07You're the boss.
00:11:08Yeah, that's right.
00:11:10I'm just trying to teach you a trade.
00:11:12What?
00:11:13Plumbing 101?
00:11:14Let me tell you something.
00:11:15We are working when there's a lot of college kids that are out of work.
00:11:18I'm telling college graduates aren't working now.
00:11:21I'll tell you what, if it whistles, bubbles, or farts, if it's got to do with plumbing and it messes up, I'll tell you Hollywood plumbing can't fix it.
00:11:28You happy being just a plain old plumber?
00:11:30Plain old plumber.
00:11:32You can.
00:11:32I am a hot tub specialist to the stars, kid.
00:11:36That ain't bad, huh?
00:11:37What's the thought of that?
00:11:38She's sharp, huh?
00:11:39Yeah, she's pretty hot, too.
00:11:41You really got any stars?
00:11:43Stars?
00:11:43Hell, what are you talking about?
00:11:45On the books, I got Doris State, Troy Donahue, Tab Hunter.
00:11:48Who's Tab Hunter?
00:11:50Tab, well, he's a little bit before your time.
00:12:03Place looks like he's got a lot of money, huh?
00:12:05Bet the mob runs it, huh?
00:12:06Nah, this place's too tasteful for the mafia.
00:12:10It's too American for the Japanese or the Koreans.
00:12:14And it's too fast for the Mexicans.
00:12:17LAPD, open up.
00:12:18Hey, hey, will you get out of the way?
00:12:20We're with the Hollywood plumbing, the hot tub repair people.
00:12:23Where do we go?
00:12:26Where do we go?
00:12:27Like, you go straight down the hall, like, to your right.
00:12:30Then, outside.
00:12:32Oh, will you get going?
00:12:33Just get going.
00:12:34Maybe later.
00:12:34Just get going.
00:12:35No, I am not going to put that banner up the day of the party.
00:12:42Just a minute.
00:12:44Be right with you.
00:12:45I need to plug that anniversary party at least two weeks in advance.
00:12:49I need that banner tomorrow.
00:12:51It does me absolutely no good.
00:12:53That's right.
00:12:55Look, this is very important to me.
00:12:57All my investors are going to be there.
00:12:58Yeah.
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:01Okay.
00:13:02See you.
00:13:03Bye.
00:13:04Can I get you beer, cola, anything?
00:13:07Nah.
00:13:07Nah.
00:13:08I don't know why, but I wasn't expecting two such handsome guys.
00:13:13What do you got for me, Al?
00:13:15Can I get a price list?
00:13:17Well, it'd be a little different for a commercial place like this.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:22May I?
00:13:23Sure, be my guest.
00:13:24Okay, what are we talking about?
00:13:29Well, that depends.
00:13:31I mean, I don't know what you got here.
00:13:35Crystal, honey, you still up front?
00:13:37Sure, ma'am.
00:13:37I'm up front, like wherever I am.
00:13:41That's Crystal, my daughter.
00:13:43Can you bring a brochure back, please, baby?
00:13:47Okay, Al.
00:13:49What kind of volume discount you're going to give me?
00:13:51Well, that'll depend.
00:13:52What do the other hot tub owners get?
00:13:56I'm going to have to check my records on that.
00:14:04Here, Mom.
00:14:05Oh, thanks, sweetie.
00:14:11Well, you got a lot of hot tubs here.
00:14:13That's right.
00:14:14I'm thinking about expanding into the space next door.
00:14:16You give me a good deal, and that's yours, too.
00:14:18All that work and those big, strong hands all over those pipes.
00:14:23Ugh, like how primitive.
00:14:25Crystal, enough!
00:14:28Al, I'm canning my present hot tub repair service.
00:14:32I need to find somebody who can move real fast.
00:14:34Everything's got to be shaped up for that anniversary celebration.
00:14:38Can you give me a bid?
00:14:40Well, I can't give you a price right now.
00:14:42I'm going to have to work up some figures.
00:14:44No, I need it right now.
00:14:46Well, I can't give you a price.
00:14:47There's a lot to be considered here.
00:14:49There's the labor, there's the parts,
00:14:51there's the overhead tits and ass.
00:14:54What?
00:14:54Hey, fast, fast.
00:14:55I said I'm going to give you a price list real fast.
00:14:57Look, you work it out and call me, okay?
00:15:00Uh, yeah, we'll, uh, we'll, uh...
00:15:03Talk!
00:15:03Uh, talk.
00:15:04We'll talk.
00:15:07Bye, guys.
00:15:12You goddamn jackass!
00:15:14Mom, I put some tension here.
00:15:16With the prices, prices.
00:15:18I did not give her any goddamn prices.
00:15:21I did not do my homework.
00:15:23Sean, this is your first lesson in business.
00:15:26If you do not get an affirmative commitment,
00:15:28a first shot out of the box,
00:15:30then you just don't get shit.
00:15:33That's deep, Al.
00:15:34Real deep.
00:15:45Dead gun, son of a gun.
00:15:47Oh, can I help you, ladies?
00:15:49Al, I'm taking care of them.
00:15:50Oh.
00:15:51Uh, Al.
00:15:52Huh?
00:15:52Yeah.
00:15:53Can I see you out back for just a minute?
00:15:55Oh, yeah.
00:15:56Sylvia.
00:15:58Uh, you ladies are probably interested
00:16:00in the thermal therapy aspects of a hot tub.
00:16:03Uh, you know, the nice, relaxing bubbles,
00:16:05soft atmosphere.
00:16:07Damn it, sweetie.
00:16:08We're out to get laid.
00:16:09We want the love tub model.
00:16:11You know, vibrating jets, pulsating pit, bar, stereo.
00:16:17You know, orgy time.
00:16:20Tub for six.
00:16:21Can you dig it?
00:16:22Here's our address.
00:16:25Bring it by on Friday.
00:16:27And if the tub's ready, you can bring it, too.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:36What happened at the Hollywood hot tub?
00:16:37I think Al blew it.
00:16:39I knew it.
00:16:40You know, Al should have been in the Marines.
00:16:42So what's the deal with Jeff?
00:16:44He's gonna be breaking you in.
00:16:46Oh?
00:16:46I hear you're moving in with Al and his houseboat.
00:16:49Yeah, the whole thing's my parents' idea.
00:16:52I'm their problem child.
00:16:55So why is somebody as pretty as you working in a dump like this?
00:17:00For what?
00:17:02I like it.
00:17:03You like it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07I like doing my job well and like the money.
00:17:10What do you think about me?
00:17:12I don't.
00:17:14So I suppose it dates out of the question.
00:17:16That's right.
00:17:17See, I have this rule about not dating at the office.
00:17:19Okay.
00:17:20We'll go to a movie.
00:17:21Oh, give me a break, okay?
00:17:24I don't mix plumbing.
00:17:26Shut up, Jeff.
00:17:28I've got your uniform.
00:17:31I wouldn't put this on my probation officer.
00:17:33It's a good thing.
00:17:34Because you're going to be wearing it.
00:17:36Come on, Bozo.
00:17:36We got a job to do.
00:17:38Al?
00:17:41Where is he?
00:17:43You know, your uncle blew that hot tub deal.
00:17:45The problem with him is he doesn't know how to sell himself, you know?
00:17:48Sell?
00:17:49Yeah, it's not the product that sells.
00:17:51It's the salesman that sells the product.
00:17:53I would catch your drift.
00:17:54Oh.
00:17:56Hey, listen.
00:17:57You're looking at a salesman.
00:17:58I mean, I would have had that deal in a second, man.
00:18:01Hell, I could even sell MGM, the Yellow Pages, as a movie script, for God's sake.
00:18:06Left, left.
00:18:07We're going to bear left up here.
00:18:08Okay, okay.
00:18:09What's with Leslie?
00:18:11Like in one way?
00:18:12She's seeing anybody?
00:18:14Not your type.
00:18:15I mean, you know, she wants someone a little more mature, say, like, oh, 24 years old,
00:18:19six foot one and a half inches tall, you know, great muscle.
00:18:23A guy with ambition knows what to sell.
00:18:26You?
00:18:26Oh, yeah.
00:18:27Someone like me.
00:18:29So don't waste your time.
00:18:32Hello?
00:18:33Anybody home?
00:18:35Yoo-hoo!
00:18:37Hello?
00:18:39Hello?
00:18:41God, what a place.
00:18:44Boy, these Hollywood film producers sure make a good living.
00:18:50Hmm.
00:18:51Ah, seems to be a busted pipe.
00:18:58Probably a locate patch job.
00:19:01Any suggestions?
00:19:02Yeah, fix it.
00:19:04All right.
00:19:05Go for it, Einstein.
00:19:06Uh, what do you want me to do, pry up the deck?
00:19:10This is called a raised deck.
00:19:13You see, the distance between it and the ground is called a crawl space, like the distance between
00:19:17your ears.
00:19:17Very funny.
00:19:18Mm-hmm.
00:19:19It's all muddy and slimy down there.
00:19:20Yeah, she'll be right at home.
00:19:24Oh, oh, by the way, um, watch out for the spiders.
00:19:26You wouldn't want to piss any of them off.
00:19:29What do you mean, me?
00:19:30I mean, me, foreman.
00:19:32You were finished.
00:19:32So you just slide in on your back, follow the pipe down, and give me a shout when you
00:19:35find a break.
00:19:36Uh, you're probably gonna have to feel for it.
00:19:38What are you gonna be doing?
00:19:39I'm gonna be out hustling up some business.
00:19:41I'll be right back.
00:19:45I'll get you.
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:47I swear to God.
00:19:48I feel like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape.
00:20:00Shit.
00:20:03Oh, ladies.
00:20:05Ladies, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of hot tubs.
00:20:08The FBI?
00:20:09Oh, shit.
00:20:12Oh, goddammit.
00:20:14Oh.
00:20:20Leaks.
00:20:22Leaks.
00:20:25Wrench.
00:20:29Oh, shit.
00:20:31Baby, I had my service call your service.
00:20:38We'll take a meeting.
00:20:39Lunch tomorrow.
00:20:40Fine.
00:20:41I like your deal.
00:20:42Now, what's in it for my client?
00:20:43Salary and fees.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:46Nine hundred thousand and five points.
00:20:51Cameron, do you know the...
00:20:53Oh, yeah.
00:20:55Shawna, you finish with this thing.
00:20:56Don't you know it?
00:21:01We haven't even announced the deal and already leeches are crawling out of the mud.
00:21:13Jeff, you just get in, do your job and get out.
00:21:15I mean, you know what this place is like.
00:21:17Okay, you check out the problem.
00:21:27I'll get the tools and be right in.
00:21:28Okay.
00:21:29Hello?
00:21:49Hello?
00:21:49Hello?
00:21:49Hello?
00:21:59This is more like it.
00:22:07Class.
00:22:08Hello. How are you?
00:22:10Oh, sushi.
00:22:12I'm here for the hot tub.
00:22:13Oh, broken.
00:22:14No, I'm here to fix it.
00:22:15Oh, we fix.
00:22:17Wait, wait.
00:22:17I gotta get my tools.
00:22:19Tools? How long?
00:22:20I don't know.
00:22:21It could be a minute.
00:22:22It could be all night.
00:22:23All night?
00:22:24Very much expensive.
00:22:26No, no, no.
00:22:26You don't understand.
00:22:27You see, I fixed the hot tub with my tools.
00:22:29Yes, yes, you two's broken. We fixed many yen, you know.
00:22:32Good children now.
00:22:33Jesus Christ.
00:22:34Oh, child's next door.
00:22:36I feel like Raymond Burr in a Godzilla movie.
00:22:38Godzilla?
00:22:39No problem.
00:22:46Is my hunk ready?
00:22:48No, not yet. Go back, I said.
00:22:50Hey, wait a minute. You're not going to. You are.
00:22:54Mmm, cute.
00:22:56No. With that, you are?
00:23:00Hey, we're not communicating.
00:23:04Give it a chance. You want two girls?
00:23:06No, I don't want any girls.
00:23:08You want hunk? You like a bad slumber?
00:23:10What? Look, I'm new at this.
00:23:12Don't worry. We teach. Now you hurry. We're very busy here.
00:23:15What are you talking about?
00:23:16What's the matter? You understand English?
00:23:19Don't boy ass or fuck knows?
00:23:20Can I speak to the boss? Please.
00:23:22You police? You want to see big boss?
00:23:25No, please. Can I-
00:23:26You get out now. It's no fortune cookies.
00:23:28Okay, but I'm going to have to charge you for a service call.
00:23:31Ooh, shakedown.
00:23:34Hustle them, huh, girls? Huh?
00:23:36Shakedown, huh? Wanting to pay off?
00:23:38Who the hell are you?
00:23:39Who's he?
00:23:40The owner.
00:23:41Okay, mister. I'm here on business. Hot tubs.
00:23:44He police. He police.
00:23:45He's no police. Who are you working for anyway, huh?
00:23:48Luigi Gambino? Rico Scafoso?
00:23:50Rico Scafoso?
00:23:51I don't know what you're talking about. I'm here to repair the whirlpool.
00:23:54He no understand English.
00:23:56Don't know his fuckboy hat.
00:23:57Okay, okay. You don't want anything.
00:23:59That's right.
00:24:00And we don't need nothing.
00:24:01We don't need no protection.
00:24:03We don't need nothing fixed.
00:24:05In fact, I'm going to fix your face.
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:08You know what I like to see happen with slime like you?
00:24:11No.
00:24:12Okay, they're back here, boys. Y'all close off the incense.
00:24:14Excuse me, everyone. I'm here from immigration.
00:24:16Immigration? Who are you trying to kill?
00:24:18Let me see your green cards, everybody.
00:24:19Let me see your ID.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:24What do you want?
00:24:25Out of the way, Bozo.
00:24:26Who are you doing here, boy?
00:24:28I'm here to fix the whirlpool.
00:24:29Oh, Funko. Why didn't you say so?
00:24:31Come on, boy. You don't know what to work.
00:24:34Okay, you two girls. Y'all come on around here.
00:24:36Now, I understand you two young ladies want to become American citizens.
00:24:40Wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe we can work something out here.
00:24:43What you got in mind?
00:24:46Maybe a little nookie.
00:24:48Yeah, nookie, nookie.
00:24:52Freelance got a therapist, a reporter for the L.A. Times.
00:24:56I'm telling you, that shop on Hollywood Boulevard will print anything.
00:25:00Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:25:06Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:25:10We will be waiting for you, too.
00:25:18Watch for escape in your private life
00:25:28We will be waiting for you too
00:25:33We will be shining our cyan blue light
00:25:40Give us the night to come through
00:25:44You give and you take by you
00:25:49Tonight is bonus coke and night. Regular 25 cent bonus. Now three for a dollar.
00:25:54One blast at a time and the most you can score is 10,000 points.
00:25:57There's nothing wrong with that.
00:25:59Xavier, Saxon, Dig Dog, Donkey Kong. You are a video friend.
00:26:04No, I'm not. I'm not hooked.
00:26:07You got a quarter.
00:26:08Dig the one in blue, man.
00:26:11Nice hair.
00:26:12No, no, no, no. Not her stupid. The one.
00:26:15Blue blouse.
00:26:16Go for it.
00:26:17Come on in.
00:26:19Your pizza is ready.
00:26:22Get the scout. The one over here. Get this one over here.
00:26:24Over here. Over here.
00:26:25Thought you could get past their defenses, didn't you?
00:26:27What are you doing?
00:26:28Oh, you need a spotter.
00:26:30What?
00:26:30Oh, here. Over here.
00:26:32See, I told you we could beat them.
00:26:33Together we rule the universe.
00:26:35Oh, get the blue one. Blue one.
00:26:37Get the pink one. The big dreaded pink one with a yellow squiggly tail.
00:26:39And they're from the two pyramids.
00:26:41Quick, what's your name? What's your name? Quick.
00:26:42Janet. Janet.
00:26:42Oh, I'm Jeff. I'm Jeff.
00:26:43Over here. Get this one. Get this one.
00:26:45Over here. Over here.
00:26:46Oh, what's your phone number?
00:26:47Five, five, five.
00:26:493718.
00:26:51We got him.
00:26:54Remove all bikes blocking the doorway, or they will be towed and crushed.
00:26:58Well, if it isn't the gruesome twosome.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:03I want you to meet these guys.
00:27:04I know these guys. I work with them.
00:27:05Surprise, surprise.
00:27:07Scoring, Annie.
00:27:08It all depends.
00:27:10So, I'll let you out of your cage for the evening.
00:27:12Well, sort of. It's my first night of freedom.
00:27:15Come on. Let's celebrate.
00:27:16You can buy me a soda.
00:27:17You got it.
00:27:18Hey, you can help me spot, or what?
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:24Yeah, yeah.
00:27:25Here we go.
00:27:26Ready?
00:27:27Hit it.
00:27:27The Invincible Warrior game is out of order.
00:27:31No caffeine coke with nutrasweet and lemon, please?
00:27:34Give me a multi-blaster.
00:27:35Shot of Sprite, Tab, Fruit Punch, root beer.
00:27:39Coca-Cola.
00:27:40Here you go.
00:27:43Thanks.
00:27:44Yeah, thanks.
00:27:45Cal in the morning will be broadcasting live from Westworld this Saturday.
00:27:50Love it.
00:27:54God, it feels good to relax after all the hassles I've been going through.
00:27:58What, with Al?
00:27:59Yeah.
00:28:01And with my folks.
00:28:03Everybody keeps telling me what a great opportunity this is for me to do something with myself.
00:28:07Big deal.
00:28:08It's great money.
00:28:12Is that all that's important to you?
00:28:14Of course not, but it's better than starving.
00:28:17Who said anything about starving?
00:28:20Living, driving places, doing stuff with my friends, good food and drink?
00:28:25Sean, but none of that's free.
00:28:27Leslie, something's got to be simple.
00:28:31There isn't.
00:28:33Sean, growing up, it's hard.
00:28:36I know.
00:28:36I've been through it.
00:28:37I wanted my freedom, too.
00:28:41I mean, I thought I was a big deal and I didn't need anybody.
00:28:44So I move out of my mother's house and get my own place.
00:28:47Nobody told me about the phone bill, the electric bill, the rent, car payments.
00:28:52I mean, some freedom.
00:28:56You got the cutest little nose.
00:28:58Sean, you haven't been listening to a word I said.
00:29:00Well, we did it.
00:29:01You're kidding.
00:29:03You're kidding.
00:29:03Right here in the arcade?
00:29:04Without birth control?
00:29:06No, you moron.
00:29:08We scored 20,000 points on Xavius.
00:29:10I'm a Zobaloo commander.
00:29:11Big deal.
00:29:12The top score is 40,000.
00:29:13So, what's the highest score you ever made?
00:29:1630,000.
00:29:17I'm an admiral in charge of the fleet.
00:29:19Oh, yeah.
00:29:20Well, be me at Scott.
00:29:21Oh, hey, these games are silly.
00:29:25Let's go to someplace a bit more mature like the Polo Lounge.
00:29:29I've got to get you home before Al's curfew.
00:29:31I'll drop the kid off and be right back.
00:29:33Oh, no, I've got my own car.
00:29:35Besides, I want to watch Sean play Xavius.
00:29:37Xavius.
00:29:38Xavius.
00:29:42Sweeping compound.
00:29:44Area 6, please.
00:29:46Hurry.
00:29:48Really got to stay loose and fast.
00:29:50If you tense up, it slows down your reaction time.
00:29:53Your hand-and-eye coordination is instinctive.
00:29:55But you really got to get into the zen of Xavius.
00:29:57You react.
00:29:58You don't act.
00:29:59You ever play this particular machine?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:02Good luck.
00:30:03I'm your peace, Nathan.
00:30:11It's slow.
00:30:12You got to be really, really patient with the Xavius.
00:30:15That's great.
00:30:21Shh.
00:30:21I'm going to break his concentration.
00:30:23I thought you had to be able to think to concentrate.
00:30:292,000 points.
00:30:31Not bad.
00:30:31Five more, and I'm going to make the transition into the region of the bacula register shields.
00:30:34Let me.
00:30:39Let me.
00:30:40All right.
00:30:41There's the Gerudo-Rhoda megasite.
00:30:43Gerudo-Rhoda?
00:30:44We're going to make the last defense barrier before the Andorogenesis.
00:30:47Shit, Andorogenesis.
00:30:48I never destroyed Andorogenesis.
00:30:52Get ready with the blast.
00:30:55Focus.
00:30:56Align the scope.
00:30:58Take a deep breath.
00:31:00Now.
00:31:00I'm coming into the Braxacrystal.
00:31:09The entire Sheenity is fortly wiped out.
00:31:13I'm a blood source in it.
00:31:16Dodge.
00:31:17Climb.
00:31:18Dodge.
00:31:19Climb.
00:31:21Up.
00:31:21Up.
00:31:22Go.
00:31:23Go.
00:31:23Go!
00:31:24Go!
00:31:26Get out!
00:31:27Get out!
00:31:27Get out!
00:31:29Get out!
00:31:30Get out!
00:31:30Forty thousand points!
00:31:32I'm the Supreme Commander.
00:31:34Well, I'll be at work tomorrow, Admiral.
00:31:36Come on.
00:31:44Oh, I'm a palm reader.
00:31:46Oh, leave me alone.
00:31:48Oh, leave me alone.
00:31:50Oh, you'd family treat.
00:31:52Aids, mites, crabs.
00:31:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:57Oh, my gosh.
00:31:58I like your puppy.
00:31:59You ought to teach him how to bark.
00:32:03Like, wow.
00:32:03Are you looking for something?
00:32:05Or, like, are you having a spaz attack?
00:32:06Because this is not, like, the free clinic, you know.
00:32:08Uh, uh, uh, I want to speak with the manager.
00:32:10Oh, what's it about?
00:32:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
00:32:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
00:32:14Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah.
00:32:16Uh-huh.
00:32:16Card.
00:32:17Yeah.
00:32:17Uh-huh.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:19Oh.
00:32:19It's in Japanese.
00:32:20Oh, yeah.
00:32:21Well, I just came from sashimi.
00:32:24Oh.
00:32:24You're like, totally beige.
00:32:26I mean, like, totally.
00:32:28Okay, follow me. I'll miss this way.
00:32:32I'll wait right here. Thank you very much, young lady.
00:32:35You want her to like to come out to you?
00:32:38Well, like what suppose if she's on the telephone or some junk?
00:32:42Uh, I'll wait. I'll wait, yeah.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:58Let's go.
00:33:21Mother!
00:33:23There's like some alien out there to see you.
00:33:26What does he want?
00:33:27Who knows? I mean, he just gives you the creepies.
00:33:31Where is he?
00:33:32At the front.
00:33:34Okay, you stay here and I'll check it out.
00:33:36Mother, why?
00:33:38If there's any trouble, I will buzz you and you will call the police, okay?
00:33:42Oh, how exciting. I mean, do you think it's like dangerous?
00:33:57Okay.
00:33:58Okay.
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:00Okay.
00:34:01Okay.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:12Oh
00:34:42Oh
00:34:44Let's see 125 175 pounds at 360 degrees for 30 to 45 minutes. I should be meeting well
00:35:12Why would you just scare me or something? I thought I told you to wait in the office
00:35:38Oh, it's boring and spooky. Crystal, I've only been gone for a minute. I was lonely
00:35:43Well, so much for your little alien crystal
00:35:49I wish you people would stop scaring me. Well, good afternoon, ladies
00:35:55And just who the hell are you? Well, I'm sorry to startle you but your back door was open and I locked it for you
00:35:59Oh, wow. Thanks. Yes, I'm Jeff Partridge with Hollywood Plumbing and I hear you're not happy with your present maintenance service
00:36:04I already told Al that
00:36:06Oh, yeah, but did he check the place out?
00:36:10Oh, like is he for real like unfortunately, yes
00:36:17Did you know that 90% of all spa tub therapy pool and hydrosage users are not happy with their present service and the other 10% are liars
00:36:26Do you know about brown rust bacteria? It's a mutant strain found only in the LA County waters
00:36:31It turns the water a dirty brown and can possibly become toxic. Well, we don't have it
00:36:36No rust bacteria yet, but it could happen in six months. It could even be happening while we speak
00:36:46Excuse me ladies, excuse me, excuse me
00:36:55Goodness, goodness, goodness
00:36:57I wonder what this could be
00:37:02Ah-ha
00:37:03Ah-ha
00:37:03Broken wire
00:37:04One of the many problems we encounter every day
00:37:09No trouble
00:37:12So this is not the type of problem that a service company would check out
00:37:15No, but we do
00:37:18So you got a special price ace? Well, I had one in mind
00:37:36Well, I like give alloprint a thing
00:37:38Yeah, but still you've been open for a year and that doesn't tell us your current condition
00:37:41Wonderful
00:37:42Oh my god
00:37:44I mean, candy for sure
00:37:46Is that it?
00:37:48Brown rust bacteria, yes ma'am, I am afraid so
00:37:51Mom, the hot tub is burning
00:38:00I can see that, Crystal
00:38:01Well, obviously this should not be happening
00:38:04Well, unless you're planning on serving lobster
00:38:07Mom, thanks, it's only four days left
00:38:09Thank you
00:38:10Okay, that's it
00:38:13Jeff, I like you, you make sense to me
00:38:16A little bit phony, but, ah
00:38:18I'll call you tomorrow to make an appointment and we will sit down and talk business, alright?
00:38:23Yes ma'am
00:38:34Al, I gotta tell you something, you're not gonna believe it
00:38:39No, not now, the limousine is waiting, let's go
00:38:42What?
00:38:42No, it's emergency repairs, come on
00:38:44This is a special job, you gotta fix the spa in this movie star limo while you go to the studio
00:38:49He says it's the drain, Jeff, I think I can handle it
00:38:52Al, what do you want me to do?
00:38:53Just take care of him
00:38:55Please, get in, we have only minutes to pick him up
00:38:57Him?
00:38:57Hey, hey, I'll see you at the mansion, I'll pick you up
00:39:06Mansion?
00:39:06Mansion!
00:39:08Yeah!
00:39:08Yeah!
00:39:17Excuse me, but who is him?
00:39:21Him?
00:39:22He's the Prince of Darkness
00:39:24He's Dr. Frankenstein's greatest creation
00:39:27At a full moon, he transforms into raging beasts
00:39:31At the graveyard, he's first to rise from the dead
00:39:35Where are we going?
00:39:42To the studio
00:39:43Let's cake a deal
00:39:56Let's make it up
00:39:56You're raked your blood.
00:40:26I know. Isn't it wonderful?
00:40:31Charles, step on it. I must go over tomorrow's script lines before the full moon rises tonight.
00:40:37Yes, sir.
00:40:38Don't worry about the hot tub, Mr. Blood. I'm going to have it finished in a minute.
00:40:41It's going to be a piece of cake. It's going to be perfect.
00:40:46You must be a fan of mine.
00:40:48A drink, Mr. Blood? The usual?
00:40:51Rusty nail.
00:40:53Right away. And for you, sir, a Bloody Mary?
00:40:56Uh, sure.
00:40:57Right here.
00:40:58And who are you?
00:41:01Oh, hot tub repair.
00:41:03Reminds me of the time I played the preacher from the Black Lagoon.
00:41:08Now, that was a film.
00:41:10Not rusty enough.
00:41:23Uh, what movie are you working on, Mr. Blood?
00:41:24Movie? You want to call that thing I'm working on a movie?
00:41:32You know what my character is? No character at all. Everything is latex, make-up, special effects.
00:41:41How does a really great actor create a character from a special effect?
00:41:50They killed you in there, didn't they?
00:41:52In everyone, no matter, my corpse is stolen by a sympathetic mad scientist who performs an illegal brain transplant.
00:42:04Except, except, it is a stormy night, lightning strikes, and then, there is only blackness.
00:42:19I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:37Have a nice puppy, sir.
00:42:38Have a nice puppy, sir.
00:43:08he's really into it last time he played dracula i got six perforated hickeys while driving
00:43:23they ever make that sequel i'm quitting
00:43:27maybe we could put it up inside that way people would know we're really the hot tub repair service
00:43:36to the stars that's a great idea we need to get autographed pictures of all the stars we service
00:43:40i mean that's great publicity for the shop you know i fixed the drain on egger blood's hot tub today
00:43:45all by myself congratulations mr plumber you're on your way oh i'm really beginning to learn some
00:43:53things here tell you what when do i get paid friday you want to go out friday sean we work together
00:44:01just dinner well i'll have to check my calendar i know some charming little bistros that are open
00:44:07till the wee hours of the morning truckers say they're excellent what are we talking mcdonald's
00:44:11here yes but you've got to know the right people well i might have said yes if you would have said
00:44:16anything but mcdonald's please please please please please please please all right all right
00:44:22would you well why are you so surprised you won't be sorry
00:44:27i think i'm already sorry
00:44:31hey guys don't forget the maintenance work at the boomer's soccer club
00:44:39what's nicely seeing him i mean i got cuter buns muscle nice scrawny money none brains
00:45:01still if he's hot bar maybe i should help him out and get him in trouble
00:45:07what's up nothing what's with all the attitude oh there's no attitude you know i was just thinking
00:45:16picture this two hot tubby pyramid cleaning a whirlpool intra bouncing bunch of bubbly beauties
00:45:23breathless from their workout sweat trickling down their scanty t-shirts
00:45:30outlining their full firm breasts they see us hungry for our flesh they fleeting themselves
00:45:37into the whirling waters
00:45:38what's that
00:45:40i'll go check it out
00:45:44there you want a brownie
00:45:54mom how about a brownie kid huh
00:46:01hey kid you want a brownie
00:46:05damn sure it's chilly in this joint
00:46:09hollywood plumbing leslie speaking can i help you oh hi really well yeah just hold on a second
00:46:21al it's hollywood hot tubs hollywood hot tubs yeah you're good hi bacteriological rust
00:46:28al i've got it it's okay got it i've got it uh you can go back to that important job now uh
00:46:32well i'm not doing you know al such a perfectionist insist on handling every account personally it's okay
00:46:37al i've got it
00:46:37uh so uh how may i be of service to you
00:46:50yeah i'll be right over i think we may have the hollywood hot tub account what are you talking
00:46:55about i thought we lost that yeah how the hell did that happen i don't know minor miracle timing
00:47:00luck con job anyhow i told him i'd be right over with the figures what figures figures that i uh
00:47:06made up last night al uh it's getting close to promotion time what are you talking about what
00:47:10figures what promotion now i didn't tell you what is this hollywood hot tub thing tell me about the hollywood hot tub
00:47:17leslie i'm working you hold grudges ask me in about 10 years what about friday night cancel
00:47:26i was right sure it's cold in here
00:47:36i like your proposition very much great then we have a deal i think there's still a few kinks to work
00:47:42out hey anything you want let's have a drink in the middle of the afternoon well rather a special
00:47:51occasion don't you think sure
00:47:57here's to working out the kinks yeah for the kinks
00:48:05do you swim oh yeah but uh don't have a suit with me
00:48:11not to worry
00:48:15medium yeah sure
00:48:21so
00:48:32so
00:48:36so
00:48:48so can i ask you a personal question
00:48:56shoot whatever happened to your husband
00:49:02what a joke i haven't seen him since the day crystal was born
00:49:09should be young and dumb huh if it weren't for my brother jesse
00:49:15that parasite would still be clinging to me one day jesse went to the racetrack
00:49:21and guess who was there with a little teeny bopper all over him
00:49:26jesse grabbed him and said you go near my little sister one more time
00:49:31and i'll make you a nymphie nose needle dick
00:49:34so you're going with anybody now no give me another 10 minutes
00:49:41you're a funny lady
00:49:45i'm not joking
00:49:48you're not
00:49:49you're lovely
00:50:00if you don't spend the night with me i'll be forced to spend my time writing very bad poetry
00:50:07pam i don't know about this
00:50:12the age difference
00:50:15i don't know i mean mixing plumbing
00:50:18business with pleasure
00:50:21i bet you say that to all the girls
00:50:25you will be there if this is now i've been reaching out to you
00:50:42and i can't believe you're finally reaching to
00:50:50touch me once touch me again
00:50:55you're finding places where my heart
00:50:58we made it to california
00:51:00what do you mean what the hell are we doing in california
00:51:04we're here to see my baby sister
00:51:06we're invited to her party
00:51:07right on hollywood hot tubs
00:51:09yeah that's it
00:51:10yeah
00:51:11sure sure booze broads and bubbles but we got to get there first so let's go
00:51:16hope she's not fooling around with some scum again
00:51:21hey come on you guys
00:51:30a toast to jeffrey dare and a hollywood hot tubs
00:51:33come on
00:51:35here's to my promotion
00:51:36what what promotion well i mean we have to hire more employees to get this job done in time how about a
00:51:43vp in charge of hiring we cannot afford to hire anybody else jeff
00:51:47we can't afford not to we've only got two days to get this job done
00:51:50all right all right but you hire them cheap now huh
00:51:53ha ha come on now let's celebrate
00:51:55well what the hell
00:51:59yeah hey all right let's go come on come on hey let's celebrate here
00:52:06here we go a little in there let's don't spill it okay here
00:52:10hey hey what is what is the matter with you two anyway you look like sulking bookends for god's sake
00:52:17give me that there
00:52:22i propose a toast
00:52:24to the nicest bunch of people i ever met
00:52:34okay kid i drink today
00:52:39come on you two
00:52:41come on
00:52:43al you want me to take a look at number six
00:52:51good
00:52:52hey
00:52:52hi crystal
00:52:53hi
00:52:54jack
00:52:55like you got four applicants out there to see you
00:52:58no okay i'll be right back
00:52:59uh no uh remember minimum wage
00:53:02no no i take that back sub minimum wage
00:53:04uh hello bb
00:53:07boy i sure am nervous about all this
00:53:11oh come on you know things are shaping up it'll be ready by tomorrow you'll see
00:53:14well it's not just the tubs jeff i mean i've got new customers coming in i've got
00:53:18magazine and tv people i've got investors and heavy investors
00:53:22hey don't worry about it it'll be ready by saturday i'm not gonna let you down
00:53:25okay
00:53:26okay
00:53:27cool
00:53:29pam
00:53:30i just want to let you know how much the last few days have meant to me
00:53:35what i want to say
00:53:37shh
00:53:37please jeff don't say anything
00:53:40it's just too soon for commitments
00:53:43see you tonight
00:53:47yeah
00:53:48sean i've got any work order for you
00:54:00i just finished working in there for an hour
00:54:02look i'm sorry but i can't spare anybody else
00:54:04look leslie i wish you'd ease up on me
00:54:06and just let me explain something to you
00:54:08there's nothing to explain
00:54:09because there was nothing between us
00:54:11okay fine
00:54:13a finder's fee
00:54:16do i have to remind you of the teenage unemployment rate
00:54:19this fee goes towards special preferential treatment of your job applications
00:54:23i mean you do know about the job
00:54:25yeah
00:54:26all right so is 20 bucks too much to ask for a job like this
00:54:29it pays that well and there are that many women
00:54:32he sounds too good to be true
00:54:33that's what i'm asking
00:54:35well hey let me tell you i mean the job conditions cannot be beat this side of malibu
00:54:46my friends you are looking at a professional businessman
00:54:58a member of the union
00:55:00are you impugning
00:55:01the american labor force
00:55:03no
00:55:03if it means so much to you
00:55:05take your goddamn money back
00:55:06no keep it
00:55:07are you sure
00:55:08yes
00:55:09it's your last chance
00:55:10no please take it take our money
00:55:12take it
00:55:13easy easy whore baby we got all day to get in a hot tub we gotta find my baby sister first
00:55:35i gotta find me shut up
00:55:36shut up
00:55:42hey hey
00:55:47jesse's my name
00:55:48viking's my game and i want to see my baby sister
00:55:51wow
00:55:52okay what the hell is going
00:55:54jesse
00:55:56oh god
00:55:58jesse
00:56:00oh
00:56:03baby sister
00:56:07hi fam
00:56:08where's the chicks
00:56:11shut up
00:56:12uncle jesse
00:56:13crystal
00:56:15well you've come to the right place guys
00:56:18crystal
00:56:19warm up number six quick okay
00:56:21okay
00:56:23holy sheep shit you got trouble there
00:56:26that's a walking bundle of dynamite
00:56:28oh you're telling me
00:56:30oh
00:56:31god
00:56:32so when's the rest of the gang arriving
00:56:33oh that's it
00:56:34there ain't no more
00:56:35it's just me aquarius
00:56:36and war baby
00:56:37that's right
00:56:38three out of thirty
00:56:39well the others
00:56:40uh
00:56:41iron mike's got a course distributorship
00:56:43ma
00:56:44mom at jugs is running a woman's clinic
00:56:46oh no
00:56:47hurt pickpins idaho senator
00:56:49damn things are changing so fast even i'm wearing this i'm pretty
00:56:53do you know where shaw is
00:56:54i second my call
00:56:55oh well
00:56:56can i talk to you alone for a moment
00:56:58jeff for the last time no
00:56:59how many times do i have to tell you that
00:57:01jeez
00:57:02what'd i do to deserve this
00:57:03i'm sorry
00:57:05i'm just so confused right now
00:57:11sean
00:57:13nah don't worry i have a letter from amnesty international
00:57:17what
00:57:18i got a level with you
00:57:21sean didn't know anything about that girl's soccer team
00:57:24i set him up
00:57:25why
00:57:28i guess i was just jealous of all the attention you were giving him
00:57:33i think i'm flattered
00:57:35you should be
00:57:38friends
00:57:39friends
00:57:40friends
00:57:42oh by the way where did you send sean
00:57:45someplace called the roman holiday baths
00:57:47oh boy
00:57:48oh boy
00:58:10hollywood plumbing
00:58:11hollywood plumbing
00:58:13huh
00:58:14i'm here to fix a shower or something
00:58:17follow me
00:58:22i think your outfit is really hot
00:58:24what you're seeing
00:58:25i'm just a plumber
00:58:27ooh ouch
00:58:28a little too kinky for me
00:58:32sure are a bunch of friendly guys here
00:58:34where's the showers
00:58:35straight ahead
00:58:36oh and kid
00:58:37when you're all through
00:58:38you're welcome to stick around and join in the fun
00:58:41gee
00:58:42i'd love to you know but my wife's at home waiting for me
00:58:45she's 11 months pregnant you know
00:58:47bye
00:58:56i don't care if you're tinkerbell eight bucks buddy
00:59:08eight bucks
00:59:09uh
00:59:11you think i can get a receipt
00:59:13ha ha ha
00:59:16a receipt
00:59:17more babies start swinging back and forth
00:59:19and all of a sudden
00:59:20touch on the river
00:59:21bikes and all of a sudden
00:59:22oh i got it
00:59:23wait
00:59:24i'm coming
00:59:25hello
00:59:29uh
00:59:30pam
00:59:31oh hi jeff
00:59:32uh
00:59:33pam there's something i've got to tell you
00:59:36hmm
00:59:37sounds serious
00:59:38yeah well it is to me
00:59:40i
00:59:41i didn't count on it going this far with us
00:59:44what
00:59:45our
00:59:47our relationship
00:59:49yeah
00:59:51look pam this is my day to be honest
00:59:53i've got to tell you
00:59:54i
00:59:55sabotaged your place that day
00:59:56the bacterial rust and all
00:59:58what do you mean jeff
01:00:00well i caused all the tubs to malfunction
01:00:02i
01:00:03i was trying to land a contract you see
01:00:05so you've just been stringing me along right
01:00:07you little prick
01:00:08no no no you don't understand
01:00:09i understand just fine god damn it
01:00:11god damn it
01:00:25god damn him anyway
01:00:27well i just works with the anger mom
01:00:28jeff is a two-bit con artist and i fell right into his game
01:00:32shit how did i do that how the hell did i do that
01:00:36just that guy you introduced me to right
01:00:37right
01:00:38well i didn't like him then and i like him even less now
01:00:40little bum tricked me into giving him the account
01:00:44look i told you he was too young for your baby sister
01:00:47oh really
01:00:49well why didn't you just tell me why is it when a guy is seeing somebody who's who's even half his age
01:00:53everybody thinks that's real cute but you turn the tables and everybody calls the woman a cradle robber right
01:00:59okay okay sorry still no excuse to rip you off
01:01:04come on boys it's party time
01:01:06see you later
01:01:18jesse
01:01:19last time i saw that look on your face
01:01:20boys
01:01:21tomorrow we're gonna take that jeff character and string him up by his balls
01:01:25you don't put the fucks with my sister when i'm around
01:01:34oh my god
01:01:42mom you're really silly i mean just neat
01:01:45and like you're really bending this out of shape
01:01:48oh so you think i'm wrong too huh
01:01:50mom call him
01:01:55mom please he never meant to hurt you
01:01:58please
01:01:59oh my god
01:02:01oh my god
01:02:04oh my god
01:02:05bye
01:02:09oh my god
01:02:14when i go to bed
01:02:15mom
01:02:16why don't you trust me
01:02:18happy
01:02:19i'm excited
01:02:21bout the party
01:02:23yeah that too
01:02:25oh my god
01:02:26hi
01:02:26i'm excited
01:02:28I never thought things were gonna work out for me.
01:02:32If you told me a month ago that I was gonna have a job
01:02:35and the prettiest, most exciting girl in the whole world,
01:02:38I would have croaked.
01:02:41I'm so proud of you. I really am.
01:02:45Leslie, would you do something for me?
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:50Would you make believe this is the first time for you?
01:02:58I love you.
01:03:28Tonight.
01:03:29In your eyes, love is in your eyes.
01:03:34It answers all the questions that I have kept inside.
01:03:40In your eyes, I can start again.
01:03:45From all the love.
01:03:47Never felt so right.
01:03:49It's here with you tonight.
01:03:52I've been holding on to
01:03:55The love that's there for you.
01:03:58And it all comes a lot when I love
01:04:02Into your eyes.
01:04:06In your eyes, love is in your eyes.
01:04:20In your eyes, in your eyes.
01:04:31In your eyes.
01:04:33There it is.
01:04:58Good boy.
01:04:59Pamela owes me a lot of money.
01:05:03We know that, Al.
01:05:05Well, I am just protecting my own interest here.
01:05:07Al, everything's in the works, okay?
01:05:09Yeah, everything's in the works.
01:05:10So is Murphy's Law in the works.
01:05:11I know something is going to go wrong here.
01:05:14I just know it.
01:05:15Al, you don't need that.
01:05:17You're already a nervous wreck for guys.
01:05:18Coffee is the only thing that will calm me down.
01:05:20It's the only thing.
01:05:21Here, try a cool one instead.
01:05:24Al, Ali, my mom takes them all the time.
01:05:27So how strong could they be?
01:05:28Are those tranquilizers?
01:05:30Yeah.
01:05:30What's this?
01:05:31No, no, no, no.
01:05:32You only take one at a time, Al.
01:05:34What, with alcohol?
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:39Thanks.
01:05:42Hello?
01:05:44First thing tomorrow morning?
01:05:46Nine o'clock today?
01:05:47Wait a minute.
01:05:48I'm sorry, but we were really booked up solid.
01:05:50I mean, there's no repairman even to take your call.
01:05:53All right, hold on a second.
01:05:53I'm going to check, okay?
01:05:55Al, it's Cameron Evans.
01:05:56He wants to know, can we do an emergency repair service today?
01:05:58I don't care who it is.
01:06:00You know what the situation is here?
01:06:01Tell him no.
01:06:02I know, but he knows our rates,
01:06:04and he's just offered five times as much.
01:06:06Like I said, let me talk to him.
01:06:09Yeah, who is it?
01:06:10Yeah, how are you doing?
01:06:13Yeah, what's the problem?
01:06:15You're kidding?
01:06:16That's all it is?
01:06:17Yeah, where are you at?
01:06:19Yeah?
01:06:20Guy sent someone over in a jiffy.
01:06:22Yeah, thanks a lot.
01:06:24Bye.
01:06:26It's just a filter and a compressor.
01:06:28Take five, ten minutes?
01:06:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:30Right, Sean?
01:06:32Okay, okay, I'm gone.
01:06:35Oh, this is such a grody mess.
01:06:36I mean, like the party's in an hour.
01:06:37Don't you know?
01:06:38Oh, well, let's have another beer.
01:06:40Let's don't say we're good.
01:06:41Hey, remember me?
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:52Come here.
01:06:53See that?
01:06:54It's supposed to be a cauldron of boiling wax, right?
01:06:57Right.
01:06:58Okay, they got the color, they got the smoke,
01:07:00but the clowns can't get the bubbles.
01:07:03See, no bubbles, no boil.
01:07:05They need bubbles.
01:07:05They need lots and lots of bubbles.
01:07:07Not these winky-dinky bubbles.
01:07:08Mr. Blood, this young man will have your cauldron
01:07:11fixed in just a moment.
01:07:15Christ.
01:07:16Character actors.
01:07:18He's in effect.
01:07:20The man is a special effect.
01:07:23Come here.
01:07:24Just fix this thing fast, will you please?
01:07:27Mr. Blood has threatened to walk off this set.
01:07:29I'll see what I can do.
01:07:30Just fix it fast.
01:07:34Fix...
01:07:41Food.
01:07:46Mmm, God.
01:07:48I can't.
01:07:48Yeah.
01:07:49Oh, fuck, man.
01:08:06God.
01:08:07Man, what's that a.m. or p.m.?
01:08:10Fuck, man, it's p.m.
01:08:12Gonna be late for baby sister's party.
01:08:19Oh, man, I didn't forget about that scumbag.
01:08:33Crystal, babe, hey.
01:08:35Yeah, we're a little bit delayed.
01:08:38Uh, no, we'll be there soon.
01:08:41Hey, you got a number to that Jeff bum?
01:08:44He's gonna be there tonight.
01:08:45He's not gonna be there tonight.
01:08:47Well, which is it?
01:08:49Perfect.
01:08:51Bye.
01:08:54Excuse me.
01:08:56Did you see Jeff?
01:08:57No, I, like, I hope I don't.
01:08:58I, like, oh, no, I, like, I told Jesse he'd be here tonight.
01:09:02Crystal, didn't you tell him that everything was okay between Jeff and me?
01:09:06No, he, like, hung up too early.
01:09:08Oh, Crystal.
01:09:10Sorry.
01:09:10Oh, my God.
01:09:12Boys, I'm gonna get me a scalp tonight.
01:09:16Yo!
01:09:19Let's go.
01:09:23This is sure how far I cried from the bathhouse that we had when I was a boy.
01:09:28Mr. Kensington.
01:09:29Yes, I live in the neighborhood.
01:09:30I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
01:09:32Well, welcome.
01:09:34Crystal, would you please show Mr. Kensington back to room number four?
01:09:37Okay.
01:09:38Right now.
01:09:40Okay.
01:09:40Uh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:10:03What's with them?
01:10:04Oh, uh, they're here to fix room six.
01:10:06What?
01:10:06I said they're here to fix room six.
01:10:07I know, I heard you, but it's supposed to be done.
01:10:09Well, it is, except for room six.
01:10:11Oh, my God.
01:10:12Well, you better hurry up.
01:10:13This whole front is jammed full of people.
01:10:14Hey, Pam is looking for you.
01:10:16Oh, well, tell her I'll be right back, okay?
01:10:17Okay.
01:10:18All right.
01:10:18Al, Al, why did you take a whole pound of tranquilizers?
01:10:33Come on now.
01:10:34I don't know when they're going to wear off.
01:10:35How's it about a nice tea bath to clear your head?
01:10:47Wouldn't that be nice, Al?
01:10:48Oh, hi, lovely.
01:10:50All right, Al.
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:51Come on, I'll take care of him, Pam.
01:10:53Come on, Al.
01:10:53Bye-bye.
01:10:54Come on, Al.
01:11:00Jermaine.
01:11:01You got jalapeno dick?
01:11:03Like what?
01:11:04Here's a thousand bucks, you cute little thing.
01:11:07Now, I want to order a ton of jalapeno dick with all its remains.
01:11:13Yay.
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:18Yeah, to us.
01:11:21Yeah.
01:11:23Sarah Cray and the Rucker.
01:11:25Do you like know who's in that room?
01:11:27Yeah, Al.
01:11:28Do you like also know where there's a Mexican place that like delivers?
01:11:32Like, well, yeah.
01:11:33Oh.
01:11:34Yeah, like, I want a thousand bucks worth.
01:12:02And like, throw on something extra, okay?
01:12:05Bye.
01:12:07Crystal, see that number three is clear, okay?
01:12:11This job is like turning into work.
01:12:14Okay.
01:12:15Okay.
01:12:15Sean, what took you so long?
01:12:28It was no ten-minute job.
01:12:29That's what took me so long.
01:12:30Where is everybody?
01:12:31Well, Al's steaming and Jeff's gone off someplace.
01:12:33Get somebody else up front.
01:12:34Like, what is wrong with the darn light?
01:12:41Like, this room is reserved for somebody.
01:12:44Like, you're going to have to pay extra.
01:12:45Right, like, tuck it over with my mother.
01:12:50Like, what is wrong with this darn light?
01:12:52Like, shit.
01:12:54Like, I'm going to talk to my mother about this.
01:12:58Like, have you guys seen my mom?
01:13:00Yeah, she's up front.
01:13:00Like, this guy in room three, like, won't leave.
01:13:03Like, shit.
01:13:03Water.
01:13:08W-water.
01:13:09Water.
01:13:12There's, uh, champagne up in front.
01:13:15Better.
01:13:16Better.
01:13:16Goddamn better.
01:13:18Hmm.
01:13:19I think I knew that, Tush.
01:13:23It's crazy.
01:13:25Mwah!
01:13:26Woo!
01:13:27I mean, hey, this is a Hollywood premiere, isn't it?
01:13:30I know, but you look so different.
01:13:31Well, at least if you die now, you won't have to change clothes.
01:13:35Jeff, we were worried.
01:13:37Oh, so was I.
01:13:37You know, Taylor's is so unreliable.
01:13:39By the way, what's this place like in the busy season?
01:13:41Jeff, I've got to talk to you.
01:13:45Pardonnez-moi, but we have been waiting here a good eight minutes.
01:13:48This isn't like Il Ristorante, is it?
01:13:50Well, you can go right back now.
01:13:52I've just had Crystal check out number three, and it's already free.
01:13:55Mom!
01:13:56I see.
01:13:57Now, good job.
01:13:57Mom!
01:13:58Honey!
01:13:58Honey!
01:13:59Now!
01:14:01It's like everybody's here.
01:14:07No, not quite everybody is here.
01:14:09Ah!
01:14:11Ah!
01:14:20Excuse me, please.
01:14:21oh my god oh my god like jesse's here oh my god what jesse's here oh are you kidding no
01:14:48oh listen everybody we've got trouble oh jesse's got it in his head that jeff is using me what i know
01:14:54that he's out to get you he looks real mad i mean like he really wants to kill somebody
01:14:57why didn't you tell me this before i have been trying ham why don't you call the police
01:15:02oh please i've seen jesse eat a sheriff's badge i think you better just go don't take my chances
01:15:07here oh uh oh my god come on he's gonna need help okay party party
01:15:15hi uncle where's lover boy now jesse come on i just want to talk to him yeah yeah who ain't
01:15:29here you see la marching band come on baby sister where is he
01:15:33where did he go sean i don't know huh i said i don't know
01:15:58oh my god sleep
01:16:00what prompted that come on let's get back to the reception area come on okay
01:16:11hey jeff what's happening yeah what the hell's going on i'm nothing we got it under control
01:16:19oh hey guys look who's here what the hell is that must be some air in the pipes we've been hearing it all evening
01:16:29oh shit
01:16:30i'll tear the whole damn place down if i have to to find him
01:16:36find who i'm looking for some guy named jeff oh jeff he's in the back back there
01:16:40oh it's you jesse jesse dear god please be reasonable this is my feet i don't come on i don't need any trouble
01:16:48jesse we've got to do something oh my god my folks
01:16:53wally what kind of place is this oh bev i told you it's a resort spot
01:16:58well with all these freaks around yeah trying to have a little i think i need a value
01:17:03i don't know what's going on but keep it up
01:17:08i don't know what to do i think i've got an idea
01:17:31does anybody know uh whose motorcycles are parked out front
01:17:35yeah
01:17:36huh
01:17:36uh well they're being towed away
01:17:39what's that my jalapeno dip
01:17:51what
01:17:52a jalapeno dip
01:17:55mr slaves what are you doing here mr mrs right hello
01:18:03hi a friend of mine is an investor in the spa
01:18:05really well so are we
01:18:07yeah up here he comes now
01:18:09hi sweetheart
01:18:11hi uh see you later
01:18:14i'm sorry sir this room is closed
01:18:19i think we're supposed to watch somebody
01:18:29let's grab some food first
01:18:30oh excuse me dear but uh have you seen my husband mr
01:18:49kensington
01:18:49this is my voice time
01:18:51here
01:18:52not with a girl
01:18:53what the hell
01:18:55teaching breaststroke right
01:18:56all this fuss over a giant bathtub
01:19:21yeah i know
01:19:21really wally i don't know
01:19:23i know but it's a hell of a party
01:19:24oh i want you
01:19:27ever since i saw that cute little fanny of yours i've been dying to take a bite out of it
01:19:32oh
01:19:34oh holly what do you say al
01:19:37they see you still married them pill popper huh
01:19:40a couple of days
01:19:40al i take a few valium for my nerves
01:19:44you know really i don't have to stand here and be insulted
01:19:46no you don't why don't you go over there sit down
01:19:49that's not
01:19:50you're off the christmas list
01:19:53smyran
01:19:55smyran
01:19:57whoo
01:19:59where are you darling
01:20:01whoo smyran
01:20:03smyran
01:20:05whoo where are you
01:20:07whoo
01:20:08your turn
01:20:20No rules.
01:20:29You've got a mouse breath.
01:20:37Okay, okay.
01:20:39So you got three or four dozen lucky shots.
01:20:43Now stand back.
01:20:44Jeff?
01:20:50Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:53Oh!
01:20:54Oh!
01:21:11Myron!
01:21:12Myron!
01:21:13Oi, mama!
01:21:14You!
01:21:21What do you think?
01:21:24I think I'm in love.
01:21:27Now?
01:21:30Oh, my God!
01:21:32Hey!
01:21:33Hey!
01:21:34Hey!
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01:22:17Hey!
01:22:18Where are you all going? You're leaving a party!
01:22:20You are...
01:22:22I think I got a feeling.
01:22:32Now, that was fun.
01:22:34I wonder if they'd let me keep the costume.
01:22:42That was a hell of a party!
01:22:44Sure was!
01:22:46What are you talking about?
01:22:48With all the headlines we got, we're booked for months.
01:22:50Great. That gets my parents and Al off the hook.
01:22:52Oh, no.
01:22:56Is there a plumber in the house?
01:22:58Well, no problem.
01:23:00It's just a broken seal on the compressor, that's all.
01:23:02You're wrong, Wash Your Breath.
01:23:04It's a switch on the thermal couple.
01:23:06No way, Bozo. Get out your plumbing manuals.
01:23:08It is a broken compressor.
01:23:10Look, I know more about hot tubs than you ever did here in LA.
01:23:12No way! No way!
01:23:14No way! No way!
01:23:16No way! No way!
01:23:18No way!
01:23:20No way!
01:23:22Oh, how exciting!
01:23:24Do you think it's dangerous?
01:23:26Now, that was a film!
01:23:28Not rusty enough.
01:23:30Not rusty enough.
01:23:32No way!
01:23:33No way!
01:23:34No way!
01:23:35You can talk into your mind.
01:23:36No way!
01:23:37You can talk into your mind.
01:23:38Oh, how exciting!
01:23:39I mean, do you think it's dangerous?
01:23:40No way!
01:23:41Now that was a film, not rusty enough.
01:24:11Now that was a film, not rusty enough.
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