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01:29No! I've told you. He's still in London with his mates.
01:33He's been there ages.
01:34He's been a couple of days.
01:36Can you not just ask him to come back? He usually is bottom about.
01:39Will you just leave it?
01:41Look, I could pick you up from Holiday Club if you like.
01:43No grumpy at the garage, so I can leave whenever I want.
01:45Can I message him and ask him when he's back?
01:47No!
01:48Please just go and find your trainers.
01:53What's that?
01:54It's this app I downloaded where you upload pictures of you and your partner and it shows you what your baby might look like.
02:01Right.
02:01It's cute, isn't it? Look, there's a few more. You can have a look.
02:03No, Tar. I've got more pressing stuff on my mind, weirdly.
02:07Right, sorry. Could at least pretend to be interested.
02:09Look, I'm already maxing out my pretending powers, not telling him that Max dumped me by a text yesterday.
02:15Yeah, look, and it's really awful, but don't take it out on us.
02:18Right, I guess I'll go show Jacob then.
02:20Fine. Off you pop.
02:21Whatever gives me some peace.
02:29Tar for this. Could have just had some breakfast at yours, though.
02:32Er, it's ours. It's your home, too, so while you're staying there, it's ours.
02:39So what are you going to tell April about Arthur's party tomorrow?
02:42I don't know. I feel bad because you're old and you haven't got a social life.
02:47Right, watch it, pal.
02:48I mean, is spending time with April's friends really going to be that bad?
02:54Well, I'm skin-eyed, and she's on about getting a present and taking some drinks, isn't it?
02:58Oh, is that all it is? Well, I can give you a few quid.
03:00No, no, it's fine. I want him to...
03:02No, I know you weren't. Honestly, I'm really not bothered. It's 30 quid enough.
03:05Please, Paddy, just leave it.
03:11I'm going to go to Tar again for breakfast.
03:13You're welcome.
03:14I never turn down free money, FYI, if you're looking to get rid.
03:25Has Draco been in here?
03:27Er, I haven't seen him, sorry.
03:29You OK?
03:31Yes.
03:33Gran's doing my head in, she's just snapping at everyone.
03:36Well, she's got a lot on.
03:38Plus, pregnancy hormones can make you ratty.
03:41She'll come through it. She'll get through the other side.
03:44Yeah, apart from she might not.
03:47Mac told her yesterday that they're over.
03:50What? Why would he do that?
03:52I know, it makes no sense, right?
03:54Oh, and it gets worse.
03:55He couldn't even be bothered to actually tell her in person,
03:57so he sent her a text.
03:59Seriously?
04:00I mean, why would he do this to her?
04:03Er, this, erm, this message he sent her,
04:06did he give any kind of reason or explanation?
04:09No, not by the sounds of it.
04:13Look, you wouldn't mind going to see her, would you,
04:14and talk to her?
04:15It's just every time I open my mouth,
04:17I feel like I'm putting my foot in it.
04:18Yeah. Yeah, of course I will.
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:41How did you get on?
04:43Oh, yeah.
04:45I couldn't find it.
04:49Well, you should try, but what can you do?
04:51Right.
05:00Do you think I'm weak?
05:05What are you on about?
05:07Of course I don't.
05:09I think I am.
05:11I mean, I can blag my way through stuff put on the front,
05:13but that's...
05:15It's not real, is it?
05:17It's not what matters.
05:19What's going on here?
05:21Hmm?
05:23No, I just had this really vivid, horrible dream last night.
05:32About Anthony.
05:34Do you ever think much about what we did to him?
05:40I try everything I can not to.
05:42I do.
05:44You know, disposing of him like that.
05:46Not even giving him a proper grave.
05:48He didn't deserve anything when he was alive,
05:50so he didn't deserve anything when he was dead.
05:52Apart from...
05:54This isn't really about Anthony.
06:00It's about me.
06:02Hey.
06:08What?
06:09Not much of a greeting.
06:11You want a friendly response?
06:12Be someone else.
06:13Oh, what?
06:14Like Mac?
06:15Only I heard he's done one.
06:17Hmm.
06:18Binge you off.
06:19Over text.
06:20Always said he was a classy guy.
06:21Oh, and you're here to bask in your excruciating blend of smugness at being right?
06:25Cos, let me guess, you're not here to offer commiserations, are you?
06:28I want to know if it's because he found out about me and you.
06:31And you being sprogged up five seconds later.
06:34It isn't.
06:35And it isn't yours, okay?
06:36So you say.
06:37No!
06:38I know, for sure.
06:39And please keep your voice down.
06:40Noah's upstairs.
06:42So why then?
06:43People don't just jack their marriages in for a laugh.
06:45Oh, please.
06:46Just leave me alone, Ross.
06:48You think you were giving off vibes?
06:51Like secretly lasting after me and he picked up on it.
06:54Oh, just do one, Ross.
06:55I'm late to work as it is.
06:56You're always late.
06:57And you're always big-headed and annoying, yeah?
06:59So get out!
07:01Well, you like this with Mac.
07:03All fish-wifey bordering on rude.
07:05Cos that will slowly grind a fella down.
07:07Till one day, poof.
07:09Gone.
07:10Please, Ross.
07:11Please, I can't take this right now.
07:12I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my house.
07:14Chill out.
07:15I'm going.
07:19You know psychologists reckon that shouting is a sign of low emotional intelligence?
07:23You need anger management, bruv.
07:25Die in a hole, Ross!
07:28I'll rest my case.
07:29I'm sorry.
07:30I just...
07:31I don't think I've quite processed what I've done.
07:46What...
07:47What I did.
07:48Was protect me.
07:49And Ruby.
07:51And everyone else that little scumbag would have dragged down with him.
07:55If the police would have found out the truth.
07:57And you think we get to decide that?
07:59We're not God.
08:01Are we?
08:02We don't get to call the shots.
08:03John, you need to stop doing this to yourself.
08:05Beating yourself up for doing the only thing you could.
08:08You're the strongest person I know.
08:10Yeah?
08:11Yeah.
08:12You're amazing.
08:20I think...
08:21I think I just really needed to hear that.
08:24You okay?
08:25Err...
08:26Me?
08:27Err...
08:28I'm Gran.
08:29It's just...
08:30Sarah needs my advice with someone at the garage.
08:31I should probably head back.
08:32Right.
08:33Well, I bet you're a fiver it doesn't say that.
08:34You're a wind-up.
08:35But it's a good job I like that about you.
08:36Come here.
08:37Err...
08:38Er...
08:51I'll call you later, yeah?
08:53Yeah.
08:55Hey.
08:56Hey.
08:57How's things going?
09:02Hey, hey
09:04How's things going? Yeah, good. I meant to catch her actually. Have you chosen your invites? Well, you and Vinny
09:11You were right the first time actually is it's just me
09:14Vinny just smiles and nods. It's brilliant
09:17Have you picked them? Um, no, not quite listen. Are you and Cammie?
09:21You're not a thing are you? I mean, we've been on one day. It's I wouldn't say it's a thing. Why? Oh
09:27No, I'm just being nosy. You know me
09:30But do you like him? He's a nice guy. He makes me laugh
09:36Right is there something I should know? No, no, I just wasn't sure you know, um, just seemed a bit awkward between you two
09:45before
09:46Not I was spying or anything. Oh, yeah, um, that was just
09:52Something he said, but it was a misunderstanding. We're all good. Great
09:56Right, I should do it. You should get on
10:03Sores for being late, okay? I had a stinker of a morning
10:08It's not morning anymore, is it? No, I know I can't actually tell the time. Thank you
10:13I've had a particularly vicious technical dose of morning sickness if you must know
10:17Oh, I guess I've just been putting these back on them
10:22Hey, how you doing? Oh, yeah, super sparkly. Can you tell?
10:27Only Sarah told me what Mac did
10:30Charity, I'm really sorry. Oh, great. Nice to know Sarah's spreading my private business around
10:34Look, she's worried about you
10:37I came around before but Ross was giving you aggro about something. You seem dead upset
10:42You saw that? Yeah, it's just the usual stuff with Moses, you know
10:49Is he hassling you? Because I don't mind having a word. You've got enough on with Mac and the baby without him winding you up
10:59Hey Charity, what what's going on? You know you can talk to me
11:07This baby
11:12There's a sort of chance it might not be Sarah's
11:14There's a sort of chance it might not be Sarah's
11:15There's a lot of pictures
11:19Do you think?
11:34Hiya!
11:38You spilt something?
11:39Nah, I just thought I should pull my weight
11:41Erm, and I might get a bus into Hotton later. Do your food shop too, you know, if you give us a list.
11:46That's very good of you. You don't need to.
11:47No, no, I want to. I mean, nobody's mech-ing your putters up and, you know, I'm not taking Mickey like.
11:53I know you're not.
11:55Look about before. Offering you money like that, I'm sorry. I can be a little bit clumsy sometimes, apparently.
12:02I just don't get why you bother helping me so much, you know, going out your way and that.
12:06Erm, I don't know, just nice, just a nice person.
12:11I think I'm just used to folk wanting something in return.
12:14Oh, I do. I want to do the zombie movie night they suggested.
12:18Er, yeah, deal. Erm, I'm going to go find April and talk to her about this party tomorrow, yeah?
12:25Good idea.
12:27Dylan, I meant what I said earlier.
12:32This is your home. For as long as you need it.
12:37Ta, Paddy.
12:47So what happened?
12:48What?
12:49I basically ignored the one instruction the hospital gave me after the embryo transfer, didn't I?
12:54Not to have sex.
12:57Oh, charity.
12:58Oh, I know. I should have written it on my hand.
13:00Must keep pants on.
13:02Why?
13:03When you're pumped full of fertility drugs, I don't understand.
13:06Because after I thought I'd wrecked everything for Sarah, I don't know, I felt rubbish.
13:11You saw the state in me. I hit rock bottom. I was wind up looking for any bit of comfort.
13:16So you made up with Mac and slept with him?
13:21Yeah, that's basically what happened.
13:23And now you don't know if Sarah's embryo took or if you're pregnant with yours and Mac's baby?
13:28Do you know what? I probably shouldn't have even said anything, because I don't actually know anything for sure.
13:32And this is my mess to sort out, isn't it?
13:34Yeah, and Mac's. What's his take on all this?
13:37He does know.
13:39Oh, charity, has this got something to do with why he's ended things?
13:42No!
13:43Look, he doesn't know, okay?
13:45Him leaving was just a cruel, flipping coincidence.
13:49But you can't keep something this big a secret.
13:52Yes, I can.
13:53And Nesh, you have to as well.
13:55So you want me to be complicit in conning your granddaughter?
13:58Not mentioning the fact that her precious unborn baby might actually be her, what, auntie or uncle?
14:09Hi, again.
14:13Yeah, that was quick. Shall I get the order form up?
14:16Uh, no, this isn't about the invites.
14:19Oh.
14:20It's, um, it's about Cammy. Something you should know.
14:24Before you get into something deeper with him, if that's something you were considering.
14:28Can you just tell me what this is about, please?
14:33Um...
14:34Cammy beat up Vinny the other week, pretty badly.
14:39What?
14:40Apparently, Vinny was standing up for me because of something Cammy said.
14:45And Cammy didn't like the fact that Vinny stood up to him and just completely lost it.
14:49Cammy's not like that.
14:50I've seen the bruises, Belle. Vinny isn't a liar.
14:52Vinny would have told me.
14:54Well, I think he was waiting for it to just fizzle out.
14:57But seeing you and Cammy today, I've realised that probably isn't going to happen.
15:01I don't get it. They're mates.
15:04Which is why Vinny hasn't advertised that Cammy laid into him.
15:07Look, I... I realise this is probably really hard to hear.
15:11You, more than most, know that people aren't always what they seem.
15:17You should just know that, um, Cammy has a violent streak.
15:21Yeah.
15:22It's just, I felt like I could read him.
15:25I can't actually believe I've fallen for this again.
15:28D-Man, you want to get a burger?
15:34Err, no, it's all right.
15:37Not like you to turn down Grubb.
15:40Err, Paddy got us a late rectorist at a cafe.
15:43Smashed avocado for two, wasn't he?
15:46Been shopping in Harrogarty next, a proper middle-class boy.
15:50Sure.
15:51Come on, mate. That Paddy.
15:54He's all waxed jackets and I'm ever so sorry.
15:58He's decent, right?
16:00He's a weirdo.
16:01Don't be fooled by the nice gaff and the fancy vets practice.
16:05Doesn't mean he gives a stuff about you.
16:07Yeah, doesn't mean he doesn't believe it.
16:09Or, he gets off on do-gooding.
16:12I bet he's claiming back what he spent on you,
16:15through his business like it was some charitable donation,
16:19offset against his giant tax bill or something.
16:22You're probably making him money being there.
16:24He's not like that.
16:25Well, he's like something.
16:30To let some random ex-junkie dos in their spare room for nothing.
16:38Wake up, D-Man.
16:40It's like I always tell you,
16:42the only one that won't do you over is me.
16:45I got your back every time, fella.
16:50Yeah, thanks.
16:51No, I don't need thanks.
16:53It's not about that.
16:54It's me and you were the same, weren't it?
16:57Anyway.
16:59You'll get another bag tomorrow.
17:03And because I know you don't like lying to April,
17:07as a thanks for being so reliable
17:10and getting things done how I like.
17:13So, I just want to look after you, mate.
17:15Okay?
17:16Now, keep safe.
17:18You call me sentimental, but I thought when you suggested a pint,
17:23you might actually talk to me.
17:25Sorry, mate.
17:26Mum just dumped all in the camp for me.
17:31Been in a foul mood lately.
17:37Oh, tired are you baby cakes?
17:39I am actually.
17:40Yeah, it's been a bit of a full-on morning.
17:44Not that the surgery is anything ever but full-on these days.
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:48Yeah, must be exhausting working a desk job.
17:50Receptress bringing you a brew every five minutes.
17:52Sat there on your little spinny, spin chair.
17:56Clearly, you have your finger on the pulse of the current pressures facing GPs.
18:00Oh, medical joke.
18:01Clever.
18:04It's been even more manic with John gone.
18:07Why? What's so special about him?
18:10Don't get me wrong, he does have his faults,
18:11but I cannot fault his efficiency.
18:14He excels at leaving particularly thorough
18:17and entirely legible post-it notes all over the place.
18:22Wow.
18:23He also gets my tea exactly the right colour with alarming regularity.
18:28I think it must be a military thing.
18:30Stone me.
18:31Stone me.
19:00He dies.
19:01He dies.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Hey, Oak
19:27I don't want to see you anymore.
19:32I thought you liked us.
19:34Gabby told me what you did to Vinnie.
19:37It's true then.
19:39You've beaten him up.
19:41The gentlest, softest bloke you could meet.
19:43What does that say about you?
19:45I didn't beat him up.
19:48Alright.
19:50You need to talk to Vinnie about it.
19:52I've spoken to Gabby.
19:53She's told me how badly you've hurt him.
19:55Gab's not there, what does she know?
19:56I thought you were one of the good guys.
19:57Belle, I am.
19:58I won't have violence in my life, Cammie.
20:01You can't be in it anymore.
20:13Look, thinking about this rationally for a minute,
20:16the odds are this isn't even a lie.
20:19You haven't got a clue what the odds are.
20:21There's no way of knowing.
20:23Yeah, but I do know that Sarah and Jacob's embryos
20:26has been expertly placed up there by doctors.
20:28And they're both young, aren't they?
20:30Whereas me, I'm pushing 50.
20:32So my eggs probably peaked before boys don't split up.
20:36You got pregnant easily enough we are for.
20:39Yeah, I know, but...
20:40I've had an ectopic pregnancy since then, haven't I?
20:43So, which embryo is going to have more luck here?
20:47The one safely delivered to the door with a signature?
20:50Or the one carelessly lobbed from the street?
20:52Oh, you know, you're just blinding me with science.
20:54Or maybe not.
20:55Maybe I'm applying basic common sense here.
20:59Ness, please.
21:00I'm begging you to keep quiet about this.
21:02I cannot risk Sarah finding out that I came close to ruining this for her.
21:06Ness, please.
21:11Do you really honestly believe that this can't be Mac's baby?
21:16Hello?
21:17Oi!
21:18Any chance of being served out there?
21:20The people are parched.
21:21Yeah, fine.
21:21I'll be out in a minute.
21:22What's up with you now?
21:23I will be out in a minute.
21:25Oh, well, much obliged.
21:31Sorry, come on.
21:32You were saying...
21:33I asked if you really believe that this can't be Mac's baby.
21:40I'm positive.
21:42In fact, I know it isn't.
21:44I know it isn't.
21:57I'm positive.
21:59Transcription by CastingWords
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