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00:01Previously on The Chicken Sisters
00:03Ultimate Kitchen Clash is back!
00:05The prize?
00:06$100,000!
00:09Woohoo!
00:10The Chicken Sisters dish was clearly the better dish
00:12but you're gonna give it to this guy?
00:14I quit.
00:15I deserve better.
00:16You should go.
00:17It's just a joke.
00:20Your mother has multiple sclerosis.
00:22I want you to come stay with me.
00:24You need a home-cooked meal
00:25and someone you can come home
00:26and talk about your day with.
00:28I never had that before.
00:29I liked it a lot.
00:31I would be the best of everything.
00:34All I've ever wanted with you was an adventure.
00:36And you know what's an adventure?
00:38Staying here and having time to know you.
00:40I think that you want to stay.
00:43It takes more to share a life with someone
00:46than just a spark.
00:48You don't think we have a place?
00:49I'm not saying that and I'm not saying never.
00:51I want to invest in The Chicken Sisters.
00:54I see two locations, which means twice the profits.
00:57I won that money fair and square.
00:59Honey, that's not how I see it.
01:06Everybody's talking about a chicken.
01:07A chicken is a popular bird.
01:09Welcome back to Maranek, y'all.
01:12Population 12,758.
01:15Woo-wee.
01:16That's more people than you can shake a stick at.
01:19But it hasn't always been like this.
01:21Back in the old days, before VHS players and eyebrow pencils,
01:25Maranek was just a sleepy little town.
01:28And it stayed sleepy until two things happened.
01:31First, the town got a train stop.
01:33And second, The Chicken Sisters opened up shop.
01:37Word traveled fast that Maranek was home of fried chicken so good,
01:41it would make you smack your mama.
01:43Yes, siree.
01:44The chicken and the trains brought a lot of folks to town.
01:47But nothing lasts forever.
01:49All it took was one sleepy conductor for the train to jump the track.
01:53The local train couldn't stop,
01:55and while the mess was being cleaned up,
01:57the train had to go another route.
01:59And never stopped in Maranek again.
02:05That was until a new kind of train blew into town.
02:08Two quartettos?
02:20Saw you coming.
02:24Shawna?
02:25Wow, what is that T-shirt?
02:26Oh, I made it, naturally.
02:28Oh.
02:29Snag one at the premiere party before they all sell out.
02:31All right, everyone, listen up, y'all.
02:32I want to see all of your beautiful faces at Chicken Sisters this Saturday for the watch party.
02:36Death himself couldn't keep us away.
02:39Okay.
02:40I'm upset that Kenneth can't come to the premiere party.
02:42Oh, well, I'll just call his sister and tell her to just wait on having the baby then.
02:46Could you do that?
02:48There she is!
02:49The woman, the myth, the legend!
02:51Woo!
02:53Woo!
02:55All right, all right.
02:57Let me have my coffee first, y'all.
02:59It's been like this all week.
03:00I'm so sorry you accidentally made yourself a local celebrity.
03:03Thanks, Patrick.
03:10Bye.
03:16Oh, Mom, it's okay.
03:18Amanda found every reason to linger a little longer so she could be next to her baby girl who wasn't a baby anymore.
03:26Okay.
03:28Mama, look, I love you, but I've got to go.
03:30Okay, just 30 more seconds.
03:31Come on.
03:32I'm not gonna be able to do this when you're gone.
03:33You'll have Aunt May and Grandma Gus and Grandma Nancy.
03:38They're not snugglers.
03:40Oh.
03:42Okay.
03:43Bye.
03:44I made that bacon for me.
03:54Hey, come on.
03:55If you want to get back in that wheelchair, then you just help yourself to all the grease you can stomach.
04:00You're not my mother, you know.
04:01I'm a grown woman.
04:02I'm a grown woman.
04:03Well, then act like it.
04:04What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
04:06And with Nancy wrangling Gus's MS like a wild stallion, Gus could be her ornery self once again.
04:13Sweet treats for my sweetheart.
04:17Gus?
04:18Hmm?
04:19How are you?
04:21Could I make you a plate?
04:23Uh, no.
04:24No, no, no.
04:25I was actually kinda hoping to catch you alone.
04:27Oh, well.
04:28We got a late start.
04:29Stayed up all night gabbing.
04:30Nancy was doing all the gabbing.
04:31I was held hostage.
04:33Well, I'll, uh, catch you later.
04:36Got an important question to ask you.
04:45Important question?
04:46The important question, maybe?
04:48No.
04:49We've only been courting for, what, three quarters of a year?
04:52It makes perfect sense to me.
04:54Now, you marry him, you move into his house, and I live here alone and eat all the bacon I want.
05:00You don't know what he wants.
05:02I mean, he could want a loan or a kidney.
05:05But if he does want to pop the question, well, come on.
05:09Can you blame him?
05:10Aw.
05:12That's sweet.
05:22A bit early for lunch.
05:25Just practicing something, Neeks.
05:28Oh, yes.
05:29We got mine yesterday.
05:32Look at those BFFs.
05:34It took them eight months, but whatever happened between Amanda and Sergio in the past had blossomed into a beautiful friendship.
05:43Did you get your hair cut last night?
05:48Yeah.
05:49I did.
05:51I didn't say it looked good.
05:53Hey.
05:54Okay.
05:55If you're yakking, you're slacking.
05:56Two more yeses.
06:08Can you believe the people responded maybe?
06:10I mean, commit people.
06:12We are.
06:13So, my mom called this morning.
06:15She is very excited about her mother-son dance.
06:18Oh, that's sweet.
06:19Uh, she also wanted to know if you'd be dancing with your dad.
06:23What did you tell her?
06:24That I was going into an underground garage.
06:26Do you think I should just ask for him or Jervis outright?
06:28Yeah, absolutely.
06:29If you really think he's your dad.
06:30I think he is.
06:32I mean, here's this photo of him and Mama basically doing the Lombada.
06:36And the way he looks at me, like I'm taking my first steps, it's familiar.
06:41You don't think you could ask your mom?
06:43No.
06:44Why not?
06:45The Gus I know would be open to it.
06:46Well, the Gus I know won't touch the subject with a ten-foot pole.
06:48Nothing made Mae feel more like she was back home than having to wrestle some of those
06:57pesky problems she left behind.
07:01Did you see Eddie giving you a test your date?
07:04No, I did not.
07:05And Clyde was checking you out too.
07:06You are hot property around here.
07:08I'm not interested.
07:09Since you and Frank Jr. separated, you haven't been on one date.
07:12But what makes you think I even want to go on a date?
07:14Okay, so maybe I, you know, karate chop my shower curtain when I get home at night just to make sure there are no murderers back there.
07:21But that doesn't mean I want to jump back into a relationship.
07:23I like being on my own.
07:25When I come home at night, there's no socks on the floor.
07:29I'm not saying you need another husband.
07:32I'm just saying start taking some baby sticks.
07:35I will.
07:36Just as soon as Frank Jr. signs the divorce papers.
07:38Oh, I can make him do it.
07:40A little light public humiliation should do the trick.
07:43No, Shauna.
07:44We are not going to stoop to that level.
07:46That level's fun.
07:47He will do it.
07:50Eventually.
07:51If you're not ready to date, at least take this.
07:54Queen of the cowboys.
07:55It's about a small town woman who joins the rodeo for adventure, but ends up falling in love with a bareback bronco rider with a secret past.
08:02Just something to help pass the time until you're ready to get back out there.
08:06They won't meet with me?
08:13They're doing Project Runway for dog clothes.
08:16I have a Peabody.
08:17Drop me off at the next avenue, please.
08:19Well, okay.
08:20Well, you tell them Sabrina Skye won't meet with them.
08:24Sabrina was back in New York trying to build her career up after she burned all her bridges.
08:29So what she didn't need right now was another bump in the road.
08:33$900 on Southwest.
08:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, not today.
08:41Excuse me.
08:42Change of plans.
08:44Bon appétit.
08:46Thank you, honey.
08:47I'm here.
08:48I got stuck behind that dang railroad arm again.
08:51I couldn't lift it up.
08:52Someone ought to fix that thing.
08:53I know.
08:54Bad chance.
08:55That thing's been broken forever.
08:56Okay.
08:57Can everyone just circle up real quick?
08:59Okay.
09:00So, as you know, tomorrow is very exciting.
09:03Our episode of Kitchen Clash premieres.
09:05That's industry speak for the first time that something airs on television.
09:09I do think this is going to be huge for us.
09:11And our businesses.
09:12I already got a leggings order from a woman from Yonkers.
09:15Ooh.
09:16And our episode hasn't even aired yet.
09:17Do y'all think we're going to look bad because we didn't win?
09:19I wonder how Frank Jr. is going to come off.
09:21Not like a sophisticated gentleman, I'm sure.
09:24You know what they do on reality shows, right?
09:26They twist the footage to make it look like things happen that didn't.
09:29That's true.
09:30Yeah.
09:31They can't do that.
09:32Yeah, they can.
09:33Sometimes.
09:34Why would they?
09:35May wanted to tell everyone it was going to be okay, but she wasn't sure.
09:40So she did what she always did in sticky situations.
09:43She told a little lie.
09:45What's going to happen?
09:46Okay.
09:47Think about it.
09:48Technically, Mimi's lost.
09:49Randy's won.
09:50And they're both ours now.
09:52So, when strangers come from all across the country to get the best fried chicken they've
09:55ever seen on TV, they're coming here.
09:59But Amanda knew her sister well.
10:02She knew when May lied.
10:03She gave a little terse smile at the top, avoids eye contact.
10:06And only the dogs can hear her talk.
10:11Incomplete.
10:12Dang it, this is the fourth time I've filled out these medical forms.
10:15How am I supposed to know how to do all this?
10:17Amanda used to always do this.
10:19This stuff's harder than the ACTs.
10:22You see the promos for Kitchen Clash?
10:24I had a pretty big star turn.
10:26My whole left forearm was in a shot.
10:28No spoilers, alright?
10:29I want to see it with fresh eyes.
10:31Okay.
10:32Well, let's get this place ready for the lunch rush.
10:35More like lunch trickle.
10:45You okay, Mama Nisi?
10:57Oh shoot, I'm not paying attention.
10:59I keep thinking about Frank Junior.
11:03Maybe we could put a temporary pause on him not being allowed in here, just for the Premier.
11:09It was a unanimous vote to ban him.
11:12And it was the right thing to do, considering, you know, what he did to all of us.
11:18I know, it just feels strange. It's a big moment.
11:21That he needs to earn back the right to be a part of.
11:23I know, but taking the prize money and opening a rival restaurant?
11:28That's beyond rotten.
11:30Nancy knew this was true.
11:32But it didn't make the distance between her and her only son hurt any less.
11:37How'd I look?
11:39Presentable?
11:40Sure.
11:41Okay. Wish me luck.
11:45Well, there he is.
11:47May's maybe daddy.
11:48But there's only one way to find out for sure.
11:54Hi, Jervis.
11:56Good night.
11:57Okay, so we're doing a survey of all of the customers.
12:00And we're asking them what their favorite side is.
12:03So, I was just wondering, what is yours?
12:06Well, I'm partial to the green beans.
12:08That is so funny.
12:10Me too.
12:14Yeah, that is funny.
12:15I gotta say, I am awfully proud of you.
12:19You went out there in the world and made a name for yourself.
12:22You know, I think of you as more than just the local chicken farmer.
12:28Well, I should hope so.
12:30You know, if I ever had kids, I would have wanted them to be just like you.
12:34Well, you never know what the future might hold.
12:37For May, that was as good as a positive DNA test.
12:40But she figured she better let Jarvis, I mean her daddy, finish his lunch.
12:45Don't want him choking on his meat in three.
12:47You know, if you text STOP in all caps, they're legally obligated to do just that.
12:59It's Frank Jr.
13:00Don't worry, it's nothing important.
13:02It's just, you know, everyday kind of stuff.
13:05He is a grown man.
13:06I am sure that he can figure out how to run the cold cycle or whatever it is he's texting you about.
13:10He does his laundry at my house.
13:11Amanda!
13:12He is coming up with excuses to talk to you.
13:15You two are separated.
13:16That means separate.
13:17You need to put up a boundary with him.
13:19Okay.
13:20I'm gonna make you a deal.
13:23I'm gonna work on setting a boundary with Frank Jr.
13:27If you promise to stop telling white lies all the time.
13:32I don't do that.
13:33That is a lie!
13:34No, it's not.
13:35You stood up here in front of everybody and you said everything is gonna be okay on Kitchen Clash.
13:42It is.
13:43It's a lie!
13:44Okay, but it was just like a little white lie.
13:47I mean, I just didn't want everyone to spin out.
13:51I was doing it to protect them.
13:52It doesn't matter why, you did it.
13:56No more lies in this family, okay?
13:59I'm gonna do for you what I used to do for Frankie when she was little.
14:02I'm having trouble telling the truth.
14:08A quarter for a lie.
14:10I'm not a child.
14:11I don't need that.
14:12A lie and double lie.
14:17Oh!
14:21Go on then.
14:27I'm proud of you.
14:29You are gonna grow up to be such a wonderful young lady one day.
14:34I don't understand.
14:38How is this a thing that is okay?
14:40Train's been gone for ten minutes.
14:42I don't know where else to go.
14:43I don't know where else to go.
14:55How long has the railroad arm on Cedar Street been broken?
14:56Fifteen years.
14:57At first people complained, but then they found a workaround.
14:58And that workaround is everyone lifting the arm up themselves?
14:59Yep.
15:01I add in squats and I call it a full body workout.
15:02Welcome to Baranet, babe.
15:03Hi, honey.
15:04Oh, look at you two.
15:05It's your big day, right?
15:06You can.
15:07Okay.
15:08I don't know where else to go.
15:09I don't know where else to go.
15:10I don't know where else to go.
15:11I don't know where else to go.
15:12How long has the railroad arm on Cedar Street been broken?
15:13Fifteen years.
15:14At first people complained, but then they found a workaround.
15:16And that workaround is everyone lifting the arm up themselves?
15:20Yep. I add in squats, and I call it a full-body workout.
15:25Welcome to Baranet, babe.
15:26Hi, honey.
15:27Oh, look at you two with your big day right around the corner.
15:31I love weddings. Other people's weddings.
15:35I love watching weddings.
15:37Because it's the only time in your life when everybody you love gets together in one place and behaves, hopefully.
15:45I'm having some trouble with my Internet machine. Could you help me?
15:49Yeah, yeah, of course.
15:50I'll be back, babe.
15:54Hey, look, now that my wedding is coming up, I just have not been able to stop thinking about how I acted at yours.
16:01I mean, asking you to move to New York right before you walked down the aisle, that was so out of line.
16:08I really hope I didn't ruin your whole day.
16:10It was the right message.
16:13It was the wrong time.
16:14Plus, once Mama disowned me after my vows, I completely forgot about what you said.
16:21At least you wore a dress when she did it.
16:22Hadn't seen her knees in ten years.
16:24If change was easy, everyone would do it.
16:29Gus had made leaps and strides since mending things with her daughters.
16:33But when it came to fessing up to her past misdeeds, she wasn't ready to jump yet.
16:38I mean, it's bad enough that my dad's getting remarried, but for him to be so rude.
16:48Some dads have a hard time with their feelings and being normal people.
16:55He said that he finally had a second chance at being a good dad.
17:02He isn't my dad anymore just because I'm 17.
17:06He said the quiet part out loud.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10I'm not a mathematician
17:27But the world's down a number on you
17:31We're our rose-colored vision
17:34But you'll only see the blue
17:37Keep looking for a reason
17:40But I don't need a reason to
17:43Trust my heart
17:44I'm on your side
17:46There's no decision
17:48It's decided
17:49You need a place to land
17:52I'll be the floor
17:53You need an easier
17:54I'll be the door
17:56You need a song to sing
17:58I'll be the chorus
17:59The way beneath your wings
18:01I'll be the source
18:03If I let it down
18:04If I let it go
18:06If I know you should know
18:09You don't gotta earn it anymore
18:12I'm always gonna love you
18:14Because the source
18:15What can I get you?
18:23A fried chicken plate
18:24A plate?
18:25And for your sides, Eddie?
18:26Mashed potatoes
18:27Mac and cheese
18:29And
18:29I could also get a side of
18:31How about you let me take you out on a date
18:36After the premiere tomorrow?
18:39Oh
18:39That is so sweet
18:41Um, but I don't know
18:43Oh, please hear me hot
18:44I practiced this
18:46Remember that time when I
18:48Gave you that little stuffed doggy
18:51That said puppy love
18:52In kindergarten?
18:53I kept chickening out
18:54To say it to your face
18:55And before I knew it
18:57You were with Frank Jr.
18:58Forever
18:59Thought I'd never have a chance again
19:02I'm not gonna let this chance pass me by
19:05I can't right now, Eddie
19:07Um, I just
19:08It's complicated
19:09On my end
19:10Um
19:12But maybe
19:13In the future
19:15Sure
19:15I'll be here
19:17Because I live here
19:19Um
19:23Ask tea's on me today
19:24Hi, Mama
19:29Well, hey
19:31I thought you were working over at Franny's all day
19:33Well, they're all staff
19:34So I thought I would just come by
19:35And see if you needed any help
19:36Well, unless you can fix the handle
19:40On an old fridge
19:41I think I got everything covered here
19:42Let me help my mommy
19:44Y'all right
19:47Uh
19:47I suppose you can marry the Ketchups
19:50Well, that would be my pleasure
19:52These Ketchups should be married
19:55And, um
19:58When one Ketchup walks the other Ketchup down the aisle
20:01Don't you think
20:02That he would want their whole Ketchup family there to witness them?
20:06It's Ketchup mother
20:07And it's Ketchup father
20:08No, may I do not think that
20:10Mama, it's over
20:11I know
20:13Know what?
20:14Who my dad is
20:15Gus had a lot of recurring nightmares
20:18Most of them involved spiders and clown makeup
20:21But the one she feared the most
20:23Was that her past would jump scare back into her life
20:26I found this very romantic picture of you in Farmer Jarvis
20:30Farmer Jarvis
20:35Get out of here
20:37He's not your father
20:38He's my second cousin
20:40Why is he touching your pregnant belly then?
20:43Oh, because that fool thinks that he can guess the gender of a baby by touching your belly
20:47Well, half the time he is right
20:49He's your second cousin?
20:51Mm-hmm
20:52Okay
20:54Well, that is also important information
20:57Will you just tell me yourself then who my daddy is?
21:01Come on, Mom
21:02Don't you want it off your chest?
21:03No
21:04Why not?
21:05Is there something wrong with him?
21:06Oh, lots of things
21:07Did it ever occur to you
21:09That maybe I would like to meet him
21:11And then I can decide for myself if I would like him in my life or not?
21:14No, and he's probably dead already
21:16Is he?
21:17No
21:18Mama, this is serious
21:20Why do you want to get to know this man?
21:22Because I feel like I only know half of myself
21:25Do I have his nose?
21:27Do I walk like him?
21:28Yes, and no
21:30Mama, please
21:33I thought that things had changed
21:38That maybe you finally realized how much this means to me
21:41But I can see that I was wrong
21:43Frank Jr., you know the rules
21:56I only have my right foot inside
21:58What choice did I have?
22:01You stopped answering my texts
22:02What do you want?
22:03I need to come over tonight
22:05Fine
22:08You can come over tonight
22:10Thank you
22:12Every path has its puddles
22:15Including Amanda's path to being free from her marriage
22:18But today, she's got her rain boots on
22:20And in return
22:21You can bring over the signed divorce papers
22:25Okay, but
22:27Okay
22:28Are you feeling better?
22:56Yeah, a little bit
22:58Oh, it's my mom
23:00Oh, no
23:01Don't worry
23:02My mom doesn't know I'm here
23:03I can't handle any more parent energy right now
23:06Okay
23:07I'm not here
23:09Mom
23:10Um, why don't you take a load off?
23:13Here, let me help you out
23:14Everything cool?
23:16Cool, yeah
23:17So cool
23:18I need a space heater
23:19Okay, I really do need to hang up my jacket
23:21Well, why don't you let me hang it in the bedroom closet
23:24That makes more sense anyway
23:25Because you're going to put your clothes on
23:26You're going to put this on right after
23:27And it's actually kind of insane
23:28That we even have a closet over here
23:29Is this some sort of TikTok prank?
23:36Hi
23:36Lindsay?
23:46Gus hoped one day
23:47The things May's dad had done
23:49Might feel better when they quit hurting
23:51But they never did
23:54And so she decided today
23:56Was the day she made her daughter
23:57More important than her broken heart
23:59And all the night
24:04We forgot it all
24:07Some things are lost with the time
24:11So tell me this
24:18You know you're missed
24:24And all the while
24:27I'm screaming out
24:30You're still caught in the rhythm
24:33And I'll leave the light on
24:43I'll leave the light on
24:49All night until you come home
24:53I'll leave the light on
24:56I'll leave the light on
24:56I'll leave the light on
25:00I've had some love
25:05You'd probably laugh about
25:10We danced all night
25:13And I thought of you
25:16You'd probably like him a lot
25:50My key still works.
25:52Well, that doesn't mean you should use it.
25:56Frankie, Daddy's home.
25:58She's out with friends.
26:00Told her I was stopping by.
26:02What do you want help with?
26:06Here.
26:11A, B negative.
26:14Eight months ago.
26:15Oh, yeah.
26:15And the last four digits are two, three, nine, eight.
26:21There you go.
26:22All done.
26:23Your turn.
26:24Okay.
26:24Just let me pop in a quick load of whites and darks.
26:27No, you can't put those in all in together in one load.
26:32Did you bring the divorce papers?
26:40I do believe I forgot them.
26:42Again?
26:43They keep slipping my mind.
26:45I want us to come out the other side of this.
26:48We've been married longer than we've been apart.
26:52It's not easy starting up something new.
26:54But we have to.
26:56I have to.
26:58Don't you want a fresh start?
27:00No.
27:02I liked our life before.
27:06It was nice.
27:09For you.
27:13Please sign the papers.
27:16For both of us.
27:20Hey.
27:21Hey.
27:21You know what's about as useless as a pogo stick and quicksand?
27:42Unsigned divorce papers that never leave your truck.
27:45You know what's about as a pogo stick and quicksand?
28:15A couple breaking up on the sidewalk or a car running into a fire hydrant.
28:19Ah.
28:20The tiny menace.
28:22The what?
28:24That's what Frankie and I call the annoying weasel that uses our backyard as a vacation home.
28:29Okay.
28:30What do I do?
28:31It sounds possessed.
28:32Well, Frank Jr. was supposed to get rid of it.
28:35But here we are.
28:38Still bothered by it.
28:40Sweet dreams.
28:42Yeah, I doubt it.
28:45Shakshuka?
28:53Morning.
28:54Oh, a fancy breakfast.
28:57I thought my fiancée would enjoy a little taken care of after yesterday.
29:01Okay, can we please not use the word fiancée?
29:02It is so pretentious and I am, as you know, a chill bride.
29:05Oh, yeah.
29:06That is exactly what chill bride say.
29:08Mm-hmm.
29:10You doing okay?
29:12Look, Gus wouldn't tell me who my dad was for any birthday or Christmas or any other major important holiday,
29:19so I don't know why I thought she would tell me for my wedding.
29:23You deserve to know.
29:24You know how beautiful I think you are.
29:32You've mentioned it.
29:33You're the most stunning first thing in the morning.
29:35And Amanda says that I tell too many lies.
29:37Hey.
29:38I would never lie about something like that.
29:40I know.
29:41Do you?
29:42Hmm?
29:43Yeah, I do.
29:45Hmm.
29:49Oh, God.
29:51Oh, God.
29:53Oh, we can do this.
29:55I have one stinking car.
29:59Oh, God.
30:02Okay, Sabrina.
30:03You are a Yorker.
30:04You once found a $10 Gucci bag at a Jenna Lines closet sale.
30:08You can do this.
30:09Oh, God.
30:13Oh, God.
30:43She's okay.
30:58Oh, I feel so nice.
31:02I forgot people hugged here.
31:05You must be exhausted.
31:06Oh, there's only so much my expensive skin care regimen can do.
31:12Arnie.
31:14You are in so much trouble.
31:16Oh, okay.
31:31Let's go!
31:33Let's go and do that.
31:35Love to see a business man up before the roosters, Frank, Jinder.
31:38Well, I've been listening to your three-week course on discovering the divine masculine.
31:44Oh.
31:45Yeah.
31:46It'll be exciting.
31:47See business pick up after that episode airs.
31:49Yeah.
31:50It's been a little slow to take off.
31:53People just need some time to acquire a taste for this chicken.
31:56I'm sorry, Christian.
31:59Hey.
31:59What did I say about sorries?
32:01Don't apologize.
32:03Strategize.
32:03Okay.
32:04All right.
32:05So I pulled a little favor from the network last night.
32:07I saw an advance cut.
32:08No spoilers.
32:09No, this is going to be great for you, Frank Jr.
32:11This place is going to be packed.
32:13But technically, Franny's won.
32:16Right?
32:17No.
32:19Frank Jr.
32:20You look at me.
32:21Franny's didn't win.
32:23Frank Jr. won.
32:25Hey.
32:26Frank Jr. not Franny's.
32:30Okay.
32:33Wish my daddy was here to see this.
32:35Wish my mama was too.
32:37When the men of the world see you up on that screen, they're going to see a hero.
32:42You know Maya Angelou?
32:43She said that each time a man stands up for himself without even knowing it,
32:47he stands up for all men.
32:49Now, it's a quote for a woman, but I think it sounds better when applied to a man.
32:52A hero, huh?
32:54Yes.
32:55A hero.
32:56This one episode of television is going to change the lives of not only you and me,
33:00but of every man watching.
33:03Honey, if you took off every time your father said something unsettling,
33:07you'd be living on a plane.
33:09I didn't know where else to go.
33:11I called Brianna and then she pretended to be in Turks and Caicos,
33:13even though I could hear the R train behind her.
33:15The R train runs to Brooklyn.
33:17I've been studying the maps.
33:19Now, look at you, little New Yorker.
33:21Then I tried Carnegie.
33:23Carnegie?
33:24That's new.
33:26So no one's named Jessica anymore, huh?
33:28Carnegie loves to let me vent and then tell me
33:31how lucky I am that my dad isn't currently under investigation for securities fraud.
33:35Well, I'm sorry that your friends are insanely unrelatable,
33:39but it is an extreme response to fly across the country, honey.
33:43It's not, Mom.
33:44It's just where I feel safe.
33:46You know what Frankie did when I told her what happened?
33:49She gave me hugs.
33:50And marshmallows?
33:53The jumbo ones.
33:55Well, we were flying in for May's wedding anyway,
33:59and I really can't fly coach again this soon.
34:02The man seated next to me clipped his toenails
34:04while making threatening digestive sounds.
34:08What would be really nice to have y'all?
34:10The wedding is in two weeks.
34:19We can stay.
34:21But just until the wedding.
34:22Please.
34:23Three decibels now.
34:33Is there a limit?
34:34Three per customer.
34:35I need four.
34:36I'm sorry.
34:37I have to ration my supplies.
34:38You can explain that to my rescue beagle,
34:40who'll be the only member of my family,
34:41not representing the Chicken Sisters.
34:43Mm-hmm.
34:46Why are there so many inputs on this TV?
34:50I see.
34:50Might I help myself sometime?
34:54You're sure, but I'm afraid that we're going to run out of there.
34:57Might be no pie.
34:59Yeah, no pie.
35:00You okay?
35:01I'm just nervous about a lot of things.
35:04Don't be nervous.
35:05I'll be over soon.
35:06I've got a proposal for you.
35:07I'll wait until there's nothing going on, though.
35:12We don't want to make a scene in front of all these people, you know?
35:14The mayor's here?
35:16Yeah, I invited him.
35:20Mayor Carson, thank you so much for coming.
35:22Well, I wouldn't miss it, Nancy.
35:24It's a big deal.
35:26Putting Maranac back on the map.
35:28I brought you a little something to show you my appreciation.
35:31Well, what is it?
35:32The key to the city.
35:34I'm honored.
35:36Looks like you could open up a giant's house with this.
35:40Hello.
35:41Mayor.
35:42Hello.
35:42Those hush puppies.
35:44Now, if you'll excuse me, Miss Nancy, I'm going to go get myself a plate of those.
35:49Oh, my.
35:53What is that?
35:54Mama.
35:55I'll get you some honey.
35:56Saved your seat next to me.
35:58Oh, well, thank you, May.
36:00Sorry about earlier.
36:02I think it just got to me when Jay's mom asked if I was doing a father-daughter dance.
36:06They're doing this mother-son thing, but they can just have their own moment at the wedding.
36:11Yeah.
36:12And I bet your wedding is going to be full of nice little moments.
36:18Your eyeliner, it's so smooth.
36:20It's the pen.
36:23The one I got you?
36:24Yes.
36:25The influence has become the influencer.
36:27Ooh.
36:30Deadly.
36:33I thought you couldn't come.
36:34Oh, I moved some things around.
36:36Hey, I'm Lindsay.
36:38Oh, the Lindsay from New York.
36:40What are you doing here?
36:41I, uh, came to visit.
36:43Don't you have school?
36:44So, spring semester, they kind of just, like, give up in private school?
36:48Oh, I know all about that.
36:50My mom's a Gossip Girl fan.
36:51Oh.
36:53So, um, how do you know Frankie?
36:55Frankie's my girlfriend.
37:01You came a long way just to watch a TV show.
37:04No, no, no.
37:05My daughter got on a plane without...
37:08Never mind.
37:09Good to see you, Gus.
37:11Loving the hair.
37:12Nancy did it to me.
37:13Well, you look gorgeous.
37:14All right, that's enough.
37:21Were you expecting someone else from New York?
37:25No.
37:26Just wondering if Gruster is around.
37:29Oh, haven't you two been talking?
37:30No, I didn't call.
37:33I don't chase.
37:34Oh, Gruster's doing some family stuff in Glorietta.
37:38Oh.
37:40But he'll be back soon.
37:43Okay.
37:43Well, I guess it doesn't matter.
37:45I'll be leaving after your wedding anyway.
37:46Why can't there be any handsome, nice men who aren't afraid of kids and commitment in New York City?
37:54Well, there were, but I took the last one.
37:58Hey, you and Lindsay should stay with me.
38:00Really?
38:00Well, it would be nice to end the financial hemorrhaging from this trip.
38:06What's your thread count?
38:07Oh, Silk doesn't have a thread count, per se.
38:09Oh, man.
38:10All right, it's about to begin.
38:12Everyone settle down and listen up.
38:17Come on.
38:20Thank you, Gus.
38:21Thank you so much.
38:24I just, uh, I just want to thank you all for being here on this special occasion.
38:29As you all know, Franny's, my chicken sister, is my second home.
38:33And it means the world to me to have all my friends and family here tonight.
38:39Well, most of them.
38:42Anyway, soon everyone in the world is going to know what we're serving up here in Marinette.
38:51To Amanda, my wonderful daughter-in-law.
38:56Well, actually, my daughter, who I share with Gus.
38:59Love you, mamas.
39:02Amanda, darling, without you, none of this excitement would have happened.
39:05So, to Amanda!
39:09And I wonder if they used any of the hidden camera footage.
39:15Kitchen class doesn't use hidden camera footage.
39:21Listen, they wanted me to try something new.
39:23Why didn't you tell us?
39:24May, you're in the business.
39:26What is the first thing you tell people when they're on these shows?
39:30Raise your contracts.
39:31Exactly.
39:32And no one ever does.
39:34This week on Ultimate Kitchen Clash, we took our cameras down to a small town of Marinette,
39:42the sight of a hundred-hero fight.
39:44It's about to be battered.
39:46Fries has served up by Big Hodge.
39:48Two rival restaurants, Phoenies and Franny's.
39:51Clock it out to see who makes the best fried chicken in Marinette.
39:54It's an episode so intense, our own host, Bail.
39:57I quit.
39:58We captured everything, whether they liked it or not.
40:00The sweet date?
40:01No, sweet.
40:03From family feuds to family foes, there's no shortage of...
40:08Well played.
40:09What won't these cock-a-doodles do?
40:12Blocked.
40:12Of course, the railroad arm is still broken.
40:15I can't believe I ever lived in this podunk town.
40:17I'm sorry.
40:18I'm sorry.
40:19Some chickens cross the road, but other chickens cross the line.
40:28Amanda knew what happened next, but no one else did.
40:31What they were about to see was gonna hit them like a runaway train.
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