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00:00:24My mama used to say son
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00:00:35Till it was the last thing she said to me before she died on a cold winter's day in Chicago
00:00:42That was her dream for me not doctor or astronaut
00:00:47Just an honest man a good man
00:00:51Seems like a simple wish the kind any mother would have for her son
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00:03:31Take the truck and drive to Tulsa airport
00:03:33There's a ticket waiting for you at the United counter
00:03:35The 955 to LA
00:03:37When you get there, wait for me
00:03:39He's found us, hasn't he?
00:03:48I got a plan
00:03:50Elle
00:03:51I love you, I really do
00:03:53But all your plans turn to shit
00:03:55Oh, come on
00:03:56Well, your life is on the line now and I can't believe you're just gonna sit here and let it ride
00:04:06You have gotta come with me, I need you
00:04:09I'm gonna be alright, we both are
00:04:11Trust me
00:04:12Huh? Will ya?
00:04:26Alright, you'll be alright, everything's gonna be alright
00:04:32You'll be alright, everything's gonna be alright
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00:05:10Eight o'clock in the morning and it's already 95 degrees in the damn shade
00:05:15Will you look at you?
00:05:17Lettin' you carry a gun around and everything
00:05:19Hey, tell Superfly here I never pack heat, you know that
00:05:22Yeah, and I never thought you'd turn rat either
00:05:25Look at this place, I mean, you think after screwing over someone like the skipper
00:05:28The feds at least gave you a place that was, you know, civilized
00:05:32Have you been doing word building programs?
00:05:34That's a boner of a word for you, Felix
00:05:43Alright, Felix, you're the talker
00:05:45The guy with the gun to my head's the shooter
00:05:47Gotta have a driver outside, so who's Mr. Tool Timer?
00:05:49Be nice to see his Royce, he's English, he has a thing for bad manners
00:05:53I can tell by the way, he's tidying up my kitchen
00:05:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, where's the little lady?
00:05:58She's out of town
00:06:01Ow!
00:06:02Now I'm gonna ask you one more time, Bill
00:06:04Where's Deborah?
00:06:06She went to Tulsa
00:06:07She goes there once a week to get her hair done and catch a movie
00:06:10Well, I still got to have to ask
00:06:13You know, I don't eat that shit myself
00:06:21It's PMS food for my wife
00:06:23I hear it makes you impotent
00:06:24Bill the mouth minucci
00:06:26I've heard a lot about you, always wanted to meet you
00:06:29But now that I have, I've gotta say
00:06:31You don't look like shit to me
00:06:34There's such a little hostility here, Royce
00:06:36Where's that sarcasm?
00:06:37It's very bad and very sad
00:06:39Just get it, you know
00:06:40You're almost done
00:06:42In a minute, alright
00:06:44Let the man eat, Felix
00:06:45I mean, for Christ's sake, he's from England
00:06:47This is practically a gourmet meal for him
00:06:49Besides, just being that ugly must work up one hell of an appetite
00:06:52What'd it come down, Bill?
00:07:18I mean, you used to be king of the night
00:07:20Made sure the Skipper had his hand in every juke joint and cracked Dan in Chicago
00:07:24I mean, you had the first class all the way
00:07:26So what happened?
00:07:27Well, it's like this, Felix
00:07:28You know, you start to realize that the world's not a freak show
00:07:31People change
00:07:32They evolve
00:07:34Evolve
00:07:36Yeah, well, maybe here in Green Acres, but not in my world
00:07:39Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:07:41I was the one who brought you into Skipper's organization to begin with
00:07:43Don't forget that
00:07:44So don't give me your philosophical bullshit
00:07:46I know you too well, you're about as deep as a jello shot
00:07:49She ain't here
00:07:51Well, I hope you kissed her goodbye, Bill
00:07:55Come on, Russ, are you ready or what?
00:07:58Come on, Jake, hey, hey, come on
00:08:01Hey, Sheriff, you know this is the New South, you're allowed to talk now
00:08:12Shut the fuck up
00:08:13Then if you don't have any of your banks to say
00:08:16Yeah, well, see, when you betrayed the Skipper, Bill
00:08:18You caused a lot of pain
00:08:20Took a lot of care in the fall to protect his ass from the feds
00:08:23A lot of your old homeboys got new crids
00:08:26And exciting new jobs
00:08:28Like picking up trash on the side of highways
00:08:31But that wasn't enough for you
00:08:32You had to go and piss on the Skipper
00:08:34Messing with his money
00:08:35Felix, I wasn't messing with it
00:08:37I flat out stole it
00:08:39Do you have?
00:08:40Yeah
00:08:43And now you get to tell us, baby
00:08:45Where's that?
00:08:47Where's the most dangerous place in the world?
00:08:50Hey, statistically speaking
00:08:52You're an asshole?
00:08:54Oh, yeah, that's very funny, yeah
00:08:57Come on, just off the top of your head
00:08:59Hello, uh... New York
00:09:01LA
00:09:02I knew it
00:09:03Everybody says either New York or Los Angeles
00:09:06That's what I love about all you Yanks
00:09:08You're all so bloody predictable
00:09:11The most dangerous place in the world is not a city
00:09:15It is right here in your own twee little home
00:09:20I mean, who needs guns and bombs, eh?
00:09:24When you have got yourself hammers, chisels, screwdrivers, fishing wire
00:09:30And... power tools
00:09:34Well, let's have a look
00:09:37I fancy the half-inch bit
00:09:39What do you think, mate?
00:09:40In your case, it sounds about right
00:09:43Well, does it?
00:09:45Christ, you know, I don't want to be a killjoy here, all right?
00:09:47Don't you think you screw-ups should be escorting me out of you right about now?
00:09:50Don't go jump in the gun, Bill
00:09:52First things first
00:09:53Yeah
00:09:59Where's the skipper's doll shit?
00:10:01I don't hear
00:10:02Wrong answer
00:10:03Where's the money?
00:10:04Sorry, sorry, sorry
00:10:05Where's the fucking money?
00:10:07All right, all right, all right
00:10:08All right, all right
00:10:09All right, all right
00:10:10Oh, he's fucking hit him, but he's fucking hit where?
00:10:12Where?
00:10:13I swear to God, it's close to the engine tower
00:10:15I'll move it
00:10:16Where?
00:10:17I gotta show you, I gotta show you
00:10:18Take the way
00:10:19Where?
00:10:20Close to the engine tower
00:10:21I'll take you to it, goddammit
00:10:23Fuck it
00:10:27You better not be playing silly fuckers with me
00:10:32Shit
00:10:33I thought they sent assholes like you to Australia
00:10:35Come on, come on
00:10:37Ow, your hands, your hands
00:10:40Your hands are so smooth
00:10:41Whoa
00:10:42Where's the dog at?
00:10:44Why, you wanna do a little carpenter work on his ass too, Felix?
00:10:47Well, you're too late
00:10:48Truck pancaked him
00:10:51He was a good dog too
00:10:53A lot like you, Felix
00:10:55You know, real stupid, but loyal
00:10:57Yeah?
00:10:58Well, I'd rather be stupid than dead
00:11:03Where the hell you been, man?
00:11:04I've been sitting out here
00:11:06If you told me
00:11:07We were gonna go on a trip
00:11:08So I could fry my ass
00:11:09I would just
00:11:12What's he still doing alive?
00:11:13They asked me to come out here
00:11:14And give you a few fashion tips, Fredo
00:11:20Drive, man
00:11:21Drive
00:11:25So what the hell happening, man?
00:11:26I thought we were supposed to come down here and whack him
00:11:28Do you see any money?
00:11:29Cause we don't do shit till we get the money
00:11:32Did he just say whack him?
00:11:33You know, I understand the skipper mixing up his crews and all, Felix
00:11:36But, uh, when the hell did he start slumming with these third-rate Goomba wannabes?
00:11:40Don't worry about Nick
00:11:41He's about as Italian as Pizza Hut
00:11:44Hey, let me give you a word of advice there, Nico
00:11:46Remember, you work for the skipper
00:11:47And when he decides you're obsolete
00:11:49Guess whose ass gets whacked next
00:11:51What the fuck do you know about the skipper, man?
00:11:53He don't know shit
00:11:54Nobody's ever seen him
00:11:56Oh, I have
00:11:57Saw him
00:11:58And his girl
00:11:59Bullshit
00:12:00He lives on some yacht someplace circling the globe
00:12:02Okay, check it out
00:12:03Bing, bing, bing
00:12:04I get this call
00:12:05To drive the stretch
00:12:06Pick up some chick
00:12:07And take it to this private airstrip, right?
00:12:09So when she gets out
00:12:10There's this old guy waiting for him in front of this jet
00:12:13And he's holding his umbrella
00:12:14And he's got this faggoty ass rat dog
00:12:16You know, like one of them runt greyhounds
00:12:18You know, you can see his ribs and shit
00:12:20It's called a whip it, dipshit
00:12:22Ha ha ha
00:12:23Let's fucking kill him
00:12:24What the hell?
00:12:25Give me the sack of the racket
00:12:26Give me the racket
00:12:27Give me the racket
00:12:28Give me the racket
00:12:29Give me the racket
00:12:30Give me the racket
00:12:31Damn, man
00:12:32Fuck
00:12:37Oh, shit
00:12:39What?
00:12:40We're on fumes, man
00:12:41You gotta be kidding me
00:12:43Oh, God, you're good
00:12:45Didn't you know you're supposed to fill up the getaway car
00:12:47Before you go ice the mark?
00:12:49Spoily ass piece of shit
00:12:50Stop, man
00:12:51Stop
00:12:53I'm trying to
00:12:54This is really special, Felix
00:12:56Between affirmative action, foreign exchange
00:12:58And your idiot flunky wise guy here
00:13:00I've seen roadkill that last longer than these jokers
00:13:08What was that, Billy Boy?
00:13:10Couldn't quite hear you back then
00:13:13Fuck you, Fredo
00:13:14Bill's upset, Billy Boy's upset
00:13:16What are we gonna do?
00:13:18Oh, it's a lie
00:13:19He's upset
00:13:20Fuck
00:13:23Would it matter at all
00:13:25If I should go away
00:13:28If I should go away
00:13:31If I should go away
00:13:33If I should go away
00:13:35Fill her up
00:13:36Fill her up?
00:13:37Yep
00:13:42Want me to check the oil, too?
00:13:44I ain't paying a dime extra
00:13:46All part of the service
00:13:48Yeah?
00:13:49Just don't go screwing something up and then try to charge me for it
00:13:52Nick
00:13:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, hear me out, man, hear me out, come on
00:14:06I don't suppose
00:14:07I don't suppose Felix told you about how much money I managed to acquire from a skipper when I was working for him, did he?
00:14:11Huh?
00:14:13I'm talking three commas, six zeros, and a twelve in front of it
00:14:16He's getting twelve million dollars running numbers and longer money
00:14:19Yeah
00:14:20And guns, and broads, and drugs
00:14:22What can I say?
00:14:23It's a cash business, there's a hell of a lot of secret sauce
00:14:26Listen, that's twelve million bucks
00:14:29Okay, we split that three ways
00:14:31That comes a four million a piece
00:14:33Cash
00:14:35All you gotta do is let me walk
00:14:37Come on, what do you say?
00:14:38What do you think?
00:14:43You move, you die
00:14:52What the fuck is this?
00:14:53Some redneck crap
00:14:56Shit
00:14:57Shit
00:15:02It's just a local cop
00:15:03So drink your crap, cool yourself, and let me handle this
00:15:19Stay right there
00:15:22Sure
00:15:23All right
00:15:31How are you fellas doing today?
00:15:52Oh, can't complain, you know, just trying to stay cool, chef
00:15:56How do
00:15:59How are you supposed to soften this thing?
00:16:01Let me show you a little trick
00:16:10Grab it by the neck
00:16:13And you twist
00:16:15Hard
00:16:16What the hell are they doing?
00:16:22Calm down, Royce
00:16:24Felix can handle it
00:16:25Felix couldn't handle his own dick
00:16:26It was spot-willed into his hand
00:16:30Guess you fellas ain't from around here
00:16:32What the hell gave us away?
00:16:34Wait, don't tell me
00:16:35It's the rings and shit
00:16:36Am I right?
00:16:37Huh?
00:16:39Right?
00:16:40All I'm trying to say is why they're out there talking to Barney Fife
00:16:44Think about it
00:16:46It's four million bucks, that's real money I'm talking about
00:16:49The only decision you gotta make is which one of us is gonna drive us the hell out of here
00:16:53Shit, shit, we're dead, we're dead
00:16:56The cop was a stall while he's finding a way to haul our asses and I know it
00:16:59Right, that's it
00:17:01Get out
00:17:03Fucking take care of him, boys
00:17:05Royce
00:17:06It's gonna be good
00:17:08See, Harmon is the heart of Sweetwater Cannon
00:17:14But the heart's when he got one artery and that's the Howard
00:17:18Okay
00:17:19Used to be old Telegraph
00:17:26Now you get on that, you'll get your ride on that end state
00:17:29It's the only way
00:17:32You hear that, boys?
00:17:34We ain't lost after all
00:17:36That's the Moon Pie
00:17:37Uh, Sheriff Dex here, I swear it's viable
00:17:40Well, it's been nice talking to your Sheriff
00:17:43Likewise
00:17:44Stay cool, man
00:17:50Y'all take it easy now
00:17:52Alright, man
00:17:53Keep it tight
00:17:57Fucking asshole, get the fuck out of the car like that
00:17:59Just like that
00:18:10Connelly, out there
00:18:12Connelly?
00:18:16Go ahead, boss, what you got?
00:18:18I'm out of state state for ya
00:18:20Alright, what state?
00:18:22Illinois
00:18:24Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
00:18:25The land of Lincoln
00:18:27Oh, he did hate that son of a bitch
00:18:29You want me to, uh, warm up the radar?
00:18:32Cannelly, do not warm up the radar
00:18:33Just track him
00:18:35And keep your distance
00:18:36I'll keep you distance
00:18:37What'd you say to my boys, Bill?
00:18:38They're so quiet, it's like you kicked them in the nuts
00:18:39Well, actually, if you're starting for accuracy, they kicked me in the nuts
00:18:40Maybe he's just talking the same old shit he's been talking about all morning
00:18:43What'd you say to my boys, Bill?
00:18:45They're so quiet, it's like you kicked them in the nuts
00:18:47Well, actually, if you're starting for accuracy, they kicked me in the nuts
00:18:52Maybe he's just talking the same old shit he's been talking about all morning
00:18:56Okay, I'll give a bite a minute
00:18:57I offered to split the money with them if they let me walk
00:18:59You should've heard them too, Felix
00:19:01How much?
00:19:02What does 12 million even look like?
00:19:03Could I get mine in pounds?
00:19:04How should we kill Nick and Felix?
00:19:05How should we kill Nick and Felix?
00:19:06Slip me in the nuts
00:19:07What'd you say to my boys, Bill?
00:19:08They're so quiet, it's like you kicked them in the nuts
00:19:09Well, actually, if you're starting for accuracy, they kicked me in the nuts
00:19:11Well, actually, if you're starting for accuracy, they kicked me in the nuts
00:19:12Maybe he's just talking the same old shit he's been talking about all morning
00:19:15Okay, I give a bite a minute
00:19:17I offered to split the money with them if they let me walk
00:19:19You should've hurt them too, Felix
00:19:20How much?
00:19:21What does 12 million even look like?
00:19:26They hit their throat, just shoot them in the head
00:19:28You know, I suggested they flip war
00:19:29This piece of shit is playing us
00:19:31Aw, come on, he's denying it
00:19:33He's denying it, Phil
00:19:34He's fucking lying
00:19:35Wait, you son of a bitch
00:19:36Come on, man
00:19:37Get off the road, man
00:19:40Get off the road, man
00:19:41Get that shit
00:19:44Get off the road, man
00:19:46Get back
00:19:47Get back
00:19:49Get off the road, man
00:19:51Get off the road, man
00:19:54Get that damn thing out of sight and stay with it.
00:20:08Oh, what the... man?
00:20:11Stay with the van.
00:20:18Get out of my way!
00:20:24Nice shooting.
00:20:31You see what I mean, Bill?
00:20:32Blow your fucking brains out, you son of a bitch!
00:20:37Stay with the van.
00:20:39Stay with the fucking van.
00:20:43Oh, shit, shit, shit!
00:20:54Stay with the fucking van, Nicky.
00:21:17You want to tell me what you think you do there, mister?
00:21:33Oh, uh...
00:21:34Sorry, officer.
00:21:36Just couldn't hold it anymore, you know?
00:21:38That redneck crap goes right through you.
00:21:40Uh-huh.
00:21:42You know we got a law in this state against urinating in public.
00:21:45In public?
00:21:47Way out here, a hundred miles this side of Mayberry?
00:21:49You gotta be kidding me, man.
00:21:51Hey, uh...
00:21:52Listen, officer, this is about some sort of fine.
00:21:58Why don't I just, uh...
00:22:00make amends and, uh...
00:22:03we can both be on our way, you know?
00:22:05Know what I mean?
00:22:06Boy, I sure as hell hope you ain't trying to bribe me.
00:22:11Show me the goddamn license.
00:22:13It's in the van.
00:22:16Go get it.
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:30Freeze my van board!
00:22:31Don't move!
00:22:32Look, uh...
00:22:33Where'd you have to move the van?
00:22:34Hide up!
00:22:35Uh, officer, if this is about that gun, I can explain everything.
00:22:37Tommy, let the van come by here.
00:22:38Shit.
00:22:48Oh, shit!
00:22:53Shit.
00:22:54Go for it.
00:23:07Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:23:19Jesus Christ.
00:23:21What a lie.
00:23:22Born in sunshine, warmly in my mirror.
00:23:32My head is filled with blood and ice, memory.
00:23:39I must be here.
00:23:42I ought to keep my hand.
00:23:44Less than you boys are revenue agents, you best stop right there.
00:23:48We're looking for a man.
00:23:50His name is Bill Minucci.
00:23:52Maybe you've seen him.
00:23:54What do you want with him?
00:23:57That's sort of a personal matter.
00:23:58We don't want any trouble, just the man.
00:24:01You boys got a little love to you going, do you?
00:24:05Hey, cop.
00:24:13How about you ask this science experiment, you call a son lighting up on the gun a little, huh?
00:24:17Oh, that's much better.
00:24:19Oh, that's much better.
00:24:24We'd be glad to take him off your hands if you want.
00:24:26I don't think you boys.
00:24:27I don't think you boys exactly seem to understand what's going on here.
00:24:30You two know each other.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Well, Kyle and I are what you call business associates, right, Kyle?
00:24:39Well, well, how the mighty fall.
00:24:42Bill Minucci, a fucking moon signer.
00:24:44Yeah, boy.
00:24:46This ain't nothing but my home, bro.
00:24:48He's being way too modest.
00:24:50Boy, she just entered into the second largest crystal meth lab in the whole damn county.
00:24:54See, I was kind enough to loan this son of a bitch some money out of goodness in my heart.
00:25:01Since then, I ain't seen dollar one in return.
00:25:06Some things never change, huh, Billy boy?
00:25:08Kyle, I told you I'm going to get that money back to you.
00:25:10I swear, you don't understand how that pyramid thing works.
00:25:14It's got to build.
00:25:15It's an investment.
00:25:17In the meantime, don't you think you should be looking out for your goddamn investment?
00:25:24Well, if it isn't Mod Squad meets Deliverance.
00:25:31Okay, everybody, let's just relax now.
00:25:33Take it real fucking easy.
00:25:34I'm sure we can work out some kind of deal.
00:25:36Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
00:25:37What do you want with these jokers and their chump change?
00:25:40I got some real dough for you, man.
00:25:42You can have a piece of, like, 12 million dollars cash money.
00:25:46Kyle, who are you talking about?
00:25:49Felix, tell him.
00:25:50Shut up, Bill.
00:25:51Come on, Felix, tell him.
00:25:53Tell him what you're here for, Felix.
00:25:54Go ahead.
00:25:55All right.
00:25:56You want me to take care of this?
00:25:57I mean, I really think I should take care of this.
00:25:59Son, you think you can pull that trigger before my boy spread you out for fertilizer?
00:26:06I'll take my chances.
00:26:08What the fuck you guys did?
00:26:10Oh, fuck!
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00:26:22Oh!
00:26:22Oh!
00:26:23Oh!
00:26:23Oh!
00:26:24Oh!
00:26:24Oh!
00:26:54Ah
00:27:24Oh
00:27:54Ah
00:28:22Go ahead
00:28:23Go ahead, kill me, Felix
00:28:24That's what you came here to do
00:28:25Just kill me
00:28:26Just kill me, do it
00:28:28Go ahead, right here
00:28:30Oh, shit
00:28:32Oh, you ungrateful piece of
00:28:35Why the hell do you think I called you two days ago, huh?
00:28:38I was giving you a goddamn head start
00:28:41And if you really do got 12 million around here someplace
00:28:45What the fuck are you doing skimming dimes from Papiocum back there?
00:28:48There ain't a drug dealer that I care enough about
00:28:51Not to steal the damn money
00:28:53Oh, man, you are unbelievable
00:28:55I mean, all I know is that I gave you the heads up, Bill
00:28:58Alright? At least I was loyal
00:29:00Yeah, you're loyal, Felix
00:29:02You're so damn loyal
00:29:04That when I wouldn't give you a bigger cut of what I was skimming
00:29:06You had to go and call the skipper, didn't you?
00:29:08What choice did I have?
00:29:09You always have a choice, Felix
00:29:11You want your steak medium or rare?
00:29:14Take a little off the top or trim the side?
00:29:16Do I want chocolate or vanilla?
00:29:18Shit
00:29:19They'll even soft swirl it together for you for those days when you're really fucking confused
00:29:23You always have a choice
00:29:25And I made a choice not to sell you out to the feds
00:29:28Yeah?
00:29:29Yeah
00:29:30And I warned you that we were coming, alright?
00:29:33So I say we even
00:29:34Oh, so I guess you're not gonna have a problem killing me once you get the money back, huh?
00:29:37I wouldn't waste one fucking iota time
00:29:41You're an asshole
00:29:45Which way to the money, Bill?
00:29:51Alright
00:29:52Alright, don't be an asshole
00:29:54It's on the other side of the road there
00:29:57Back there
00:30:01Okay
00:30:02Wait, but how do I know this ain't more of your lying-ass bullshit?
00:30:08Well, you don't have a choice now, remember?
00:30:18Connelly, those boys come by yet?
00:30:21Connelly?
00:30:24I guess no SOS calls for you today
00:30:28Goddammit, Connelly, where the hell are you?
00:30:31Connelly, if you're out there sleeping again, I'm gonna rip you a whole new asshole
00:30:48Have you gone fucking mental?
00:30:51Nick's got the keys
00:30:53Oh, I'm dreaming
00:30:55He's coming
00:31:02I believe we have just been deputized
00:31:04I believe we have just been deputized
00:31:05I believe we have just been deputized
00:31:06I believe we don't ever had to run
00:31:08I believe we have just been deputized
00:31:09It's dark.
00:31:39Connelly, if you're out there tracking game with that damn radar gun, you'll...
00:31:53Not a word.
00:31:54Okay, okay.
00:31:56They gotcha!
00:31:58Freeze!
00:31:59This man was just about to kill me!
00:32:01I'm Bill Minucci, I'm with the Federal Witness Protection Program.
00:32:04Put your hands in the air!
00:32:05You gotta believe me, I'm telling you the honest God truth.
00:32:07Look, man, I don't know what he's talking about, he's nuts!
00:32:09That's bullshit!
00:32:10He was trying to kill me, he's got a gun stuck in the back of his pants, right there!
00:32:13Go on, Felix, show the man, show him how happy I are to see him!
00:32:16Shut up!
00:32:17Now get on your knees, slowly.
00:32:20He's talking to you, Felix!
00:32:22If I have to say it again, I start blowing off heads, and if you don't think, I will!
00:32:27You just ask the buck that's hanging on my wall.
00:32:30God damn it.
00:32:31I'm cooperative.
00:32:37Oh, Sheriff, you got a good instinct for bad guys.
00:32:40He's a bad guy, I'm a good guy.
00:32:42I mean, look at that tie!
00:32:43It's a dead giveaway!
00:32:44Shut up!
00:32:45Now, where are your friends from the gas station?
00:32:47Look, man, we kinda got lost on our way to the interstate.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:51Well, you must have shit for brains, boy, cause I give you pretty clear directions.
00:32:55I've seen you around.
00:32:56Yes, sir.
00:32:57Yes, sir, you have.
00:32:58You live out in Neil Wilson place, don't you?
00:32:59Yes, sir, that's what I've been trying to tell you.
00:33:00You see, I'm a transplant.
00:33:01Transplanted here by the U.S. government.
00:33:02That sweet Uncle Sam put me here as a reward for helping out and serving my country.
00:33:11You gotta call the fetch.
00:33:13You gotta believe me.
00:33:14I don't gotta believe Jack.
00:33:17Oh, get up!
00:33:19Keep your eyes out for Bill.
00:33:22Are you thick or something?
00:33:24Listen, as far as I'm concerned, this road trip is well over, mate.
00:33:28We should've finished him off back at the house.
00:33:30It's not over till we find him.
00:33:32All right, Mr. Do-Right.
00:33:34Yeah, whatever you say.
00:33:35Just let me know where you want me to drop you off, all right?
00:33:37Cause I ain't sticking around this shithole.
00:33:39Skipper's paid us to do a job.
00:33:41He's not gonna be happy if we come back without his money.
00:33:43Oh, sweet Jesus Christ.
00:33:45How many fucking cops can one town have?
00:33:48Calmly, son of a bitch.
00:33:50There you are.
00:33:54What the...
00:33:56I don't mean to be critical, but your boy Royce, I've had after-dinner men say we're smarter.
00:34:24I hope the hell you didn't give him a green card.
00:34:27Shut the fuck up!
00:34:41They're catching up with their concerns, Widow.
00:34:50Shit! Fuck!
00:34:54Shit!
00:34:59Shit!
00:35:05Damn!
00:35:06I got your name, you son of a bitch!
00:35:09Fuck off!
00:35:14Shit!
00:35:18Take the wheel!
00:35:22What?
00:35:23Take the wheel!
00:35:24Fuck off!
00:35:25Fuck off!
00:35:26Fuck off!
00:35:35Bastard!
00:35:36Fuck off!
00:35:39Damn!
00:35:41Fuck off!
00:35:45Fuck off!
00:35:46Fuck off!
00:35:48Damn!
00:35:52Damn!
00:35:55Oh, shit!
00:36:22Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait!
00:36:37Nice driving!
00:36:52Shit.
00:37:07Bill's gone.
00:37:12Bill, you're fucking unbelievable.
00:37:16Give it up.
00:37:18Look, he may be a total wanker, but he's got more lives than a bloody cat.
00:37:23Yeah, well, he couldn't have gotten far.
00:37:26You Americans are unbelievable, aren't you? You actually believe in this never-say-die shit.
00:37:31The rest of the world just think you're totally fucking stupid.
00:37:37Hey, what are you doing? You can't just walk away from one of the skipper's jobs.
00:37:41Oh, yeah. Well, I'll tell you what. If I run into this Billy boy of yours, I'll kill him for you.
00:37:47How's that?
00:37:49What about Felix?
00:37:52Fuck him. He can take care of himself.
00:37:56Cheerio.
00:38:02Asshole.
00:38:04...
00:38:07...
00:38:24...
00:38:27…
00:38:28Let's go.
00:38:58Well, cheerio, motherfucker.
00:39:13I think your arms are broke.
00:39:29I'd just stay still if I was you.
00:39:33Help me, man.
00:39:34Hang tough, buddy.
00:39:36We'll have you out of there in two shakes.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:53So you want to tell me why you were trying to kill your friend back there?
00:39:56I wasn't.
00:39:57Just get me out of here.
00:39:58Hey, I'll get you out.
00:40:00But you've got to work with me first.
00:40:02Look, I'll tell you whatever you want to know.
00:40:04Just get me to talk to him.
00:40:07Now, I don't think you're listening to me, boy.
00:40:10See, here's how it's going to go.
00:40:11I ask you a question and you give me an answer.
00:40:13Understand?
00:40:14No, I don't understand.
00:40:15Just get me out.
00:40:16Why were you trying to kill your friend back there?
00:40:31He stole some money from a man in Chicago.
00:40:35How much?
00:40:39Don't you get me out of here?
00:40:42$12 million.
00:40:48Now, that's a powerful amount of money.
00:40:51I don't suppose he opened a savings account, did he?
00:40:55So where is it?
00:40:56I don't know.
00:40:57Let's do things a man in your situation needs to be made aware of.
00:41:06This car's gas tank's leaking something fierce, and I'm dying for a mob.
00:41:11I told you I don't know!
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:15Yeah, I tried that, Nicorette crap.
00:41:18But I've got to tell you, there's nothing like that first drag.
00:41:22Pulling that smoke into your lungs and holding it down tight like some little thing on prom.
00:41:27Come on, officer, this shit ain't funny!
00:41:30Look, Bill, he's got a hidden need to tell me where!
00:41:33I'm telling you the God's honest truth, please!
00:41:40Well, I guess if he didn't tell you...
00:41:49This conversation's over.
00:41:53Two cases leave me here!
00:41:55I swear to God, that's all I know!
00:41:57What the hell can I go by you?
00:42:07The kind that can kick a bad habit.
00:42:13No!
00:42:14You have a nice day now.
00:42:39You have a nice day now.
00:42:59Wait! Wait!
00:42:59Hey!
00:43:01Hey!
00:43:05You listen to me, you bloody ingrate bastard!
00:43:07I had nothing to do with those oris.
00:43:09Sorry, son of a bitches!
00:43:11I was just alone for the ride!
00:43:13Well, you sure took the wrong ride, boy.
00:43:16Release them dogs.
00:43:31Stop!
00:43:46Oh, my God.
00:44:16Give me one reason why I shouldn't pull this trigger right now.
00:44:42Hello.
00:44:46I'll give you two.
00:44:47First, my gun is bigger.
00:44:49Second, because I'm an undercover agent.
00:44:51Special Agent Coltrane, FBI.
00:44:53Oh, that's bullshit!
00:44:55Be smart, Bill.
00:44:56Be smart for once in your life.
00:44:59All right.
00:45:00If you're FBI, then why didn't you warn me the crew was coming?
00:45:03I've been under two years, deep cover, trying to get the skipper.
00:45:06Well, there's a little invention.
00:45:07Maybe you heard of it?
00:45:09Called it telephone?
00:45:10Which part of deep cover don't you understand?
00:45:12I don't have regular contact with the Bureau.
00:45:15I didn't even know where we were going until I got in that van.
00:45:18Bullshit!
00:45:18You're lying to me!
00:45:19I didn't know, all right?
00:45:20No, it's not all right!
00:45:21I'm hanging by my foot by a fucking tree!
00:45:23Wonder who the hell's gonna try to kill me next!
00:45:26What's my protection number?
00:45:28325-Henry-78.
00:45:32Shit.
00:45:33You bastards.
00:45:35Witness protection, my ass.
00:45:36You feds couldn't hide shit!
00:45:38You know what, Bill?
00:45:38Fuck you, man.
00:45:39No, fuck you!
00:45:40No, fuck you!
00:45:41No, fuck you!
00:45:41Fuck you and your smart mouth and your bullshit schemes!
00:45:45As I recall, the evidence you gave the Bureau didn't get us within ten miles of the skipper.
00:45:49Yeah.
00:45:50Here's a tip.
00:45:51Tell your people to hire real accountants.
00:45:52I mean, kindergartners and calculators get the better than those jackass yahoos!
00:45:57Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:45:58But I bet they still couldn't have found the 12 million you stashed away, huh, Bill?
00:46:02I think that money was my retirement fund.
00:46:05And none of your business.
00:46:07Besides, nobody asked me.
00:46:08Well, now I'm asking.
00:46:10Where's the money?
00:46:11Oh, yeah.
00:46:12Like you're gonna cut me a fucking deal, right?
00:46:14You don't give a shit about me.
00:46:15Oh, you're right, Bill.
00:46:16I don't give a shit about you.
00:46:18But I will cut you a deal.
00:46:22Here's my deal.
00:46:26You take me to the money, and you might live to see tomorrow.
00:46:30I'll even get you back in the protection program.
00:46:32Otherwise, well, otherwise I'll just leave you hanging up there.
00:46:36Like kibbles and bits.
00:46:38Negotiation's definitely not your structure.
00:46:40Yeah, well, I don't really think you're in a position to negotiate.
00:46:43I get the money.
00:46:43I use it to flush out the skipper.
00:46:45Now, your time's running out, Bill.
00:46:47Now, you do whatever you want.
00:46:49But the only other scenario I see panning out for you is your fat ass strapped to the hood of some redneck's pickup.
00:47:01Fine.
00:47:02Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:47:03Wait.
00:47:03Wait, come here.
00:47:05You gotta get me back to the house.
00:47:07Fuck.
00:47:07No, no, no, no, come on, I swear.
00:47:09I swear.
00:47:10Come on, don't be such an asshole.
00:47:11Just get me to the house, and I'll get you the money.
00:47:13Honestly, yeah.
00:47:16Trust me when I say this.
00:47:18You better not be lying to me.
00:47:21What are you doing?
00:47:22What are you doing?
00:47:31Hey!
00:47:32I was out.
00:47:33Thanks.
00:47:37Come on, come on, move.
00:47:59Break that sand, boy.
00:48:03How long?
00:48:03Give it to me.
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:07Oh, shit.
00:48:37Bill!
00:48:51Jesus! Billy Bob, is that you?
00:48:54Darla! Hey, how you doing, honey?
00:48:56You mind giving us a ride?
00:48:59You boys gave us a good old scare, I don't mind me telling you.
00:49:02We certainly do appreciate it, Darla.
00:49:04Hey!
00:49:07Sarah Jane, don't stare, it's not polite.
00:49:11I guess your luck ain't all bad today.
00:49:14Well, I'm starting to wonder until you came along.
00:49:17Sarah Jane and I are due to drop-off lunch for Conley here in town.
00:49:20After that, we'll take you where you're going, if that's all right.
00:49:23Well, uh, Hex, that'll be fine. Thank you, man. Thank you kindly.
00:49:28How's your husband, Darla?
00:49:30Oh, you know Conley, he's fine.
00:49:32Yeah, well, you know, being deputy sheriff and all,
00:49:34he's got a lot of responsibilities, don't he?
00:49:37Ha, ha, ha.
00:49:38Oh, that ain't a hoot-nap.
00:49:40Nothing ever happens in harmony, Billy Bob, you know that.
00:49:43Now, you hear that, Miles?
00:49:45We're in safe hands here, in harmony.
00:49:49Come on, honey.
00:49:50Boo!
00:49:51Come on!
00:49:52Be right back.
00:49:53Oh, keep the windows down.
00:49:54Wouldn't want you to get sticky.
00:49:55Okay, honey.
00:49:56Let me give you a tip, all right?
00:49:57At least you could have done it as commandeer the damn vehicle.
00:49:58Well, I'm commandeering your ass, okay?
00:49:59Now, get the hell out.
00:50:00Move!
00:50:01You're moody.
00:50:02Conley!
00:50:03Conley!
00:50:04Dex!
00:50:05Come on, honey.
00:50:06Come on, honey.
00:50:07Boo!
00:50:08Come on!
00:50:11Be right back.
00:50:12Oh, keep the windows down.
00:50:13Wouldn't want you to get sticky.
00:50:15Okay, honey.
00:50:16Let me give you a tip, all right?
00:50:18At least you could have done it as commandeer the damn vehicle.
00:50:21Well, I'm commandeering your ass, okay?
00:50:23Now, get the hell out.
00:50:24Move!
00:50:25You're moody.
00:50:28Conley?
00:50:30Dex?
00:50:31Anyone here?
00:50:37So, Miles, why didn't you run into this station
00:50:38and embrace your brothers in law enforcement?
00:50:40Oh, I get it.
00:50:41Can't stop till you bring down the skipper, right?
00:50:43Get your picture plastered all over the TV, the book deal?
00:50:46In for the whole enchilada, are you, Miles?
00:50:48You know, there's a lot more at stake in this operation
00:50:50than your punk ass if that's what you're driving at.
00:50:53Besides Darla, she's not gonna find O'Connolly at the station
00:50:56because last I checked, he's dead.
00:50:58Jesus Christ.
00:50:59You wanna walk in there and explain how that little girl's father,
00:51:02the deputy sheriff of this town, happened to wind up face down in the dirt?
00:51:06Now, you keep...
00:51:08Anybody home?
00:51:09Conley?
00:51:10Dex?
00:51:11Right out.
00:51:12Hi, Dex.
00:51:13Where's Mike Conley?
00:51:14Oh, he's out on patrol.
00:51:15Mmm.
00:51:16Perfect.
00:51:17Oh, Bob, what happened here?
00:51:18Oh, darling, this isn't a good time.
00:51:19No, no, no.
00:51:20Darling?
00:51:21We've got ourselves a situation here.
00:51:22We've got some criminal types running around the county stirring up God knows what kind of trouble.
00:51:26Criminal types?
00:51:27Mm-hmm.
00:51:28They're in my car.
00:51:29They're in my car.
00:51:30They're in my car.
00:51:31They're in my car.
00:51:32They're in my car.
00:51:33They're in my car.
00:51:34They're in my car.
00:51:39Hey, Sheriff!
00:51:42They're in my car?
00:51:43They're in my car?
00:51:46Hello?
00:51:47They're in my car.
00:52:14They were there before.
00:52:17How far do your house on foot from here?
00:52:19About 15, 20 minutes.
00:52:21My Indian tracker's down at the reservation getting hammered on paint thinners, so I can't see for certain.
00:52:26We're gonna avoid the damn roads. I'm not interested in meeting any more cops or their immediate families.
00:52:32You know, they'll probably charge you with an accessory or murder, but they won't give a shit if you're undercover or not.
00:52:38Yeah? Well, recovering that money, bringing the skipper down, that's gonna forgive a lot of sins.
00:52:43I don't know a black man killing a white cop, unless you're a Heisman Trophy winner.
00:52:48Yeah, well, how about a black man killing a white stoolie motor mouth by spraying his brains all over the creamed corn because he won't shut the hell up?
00:52:56Let me ask you a question. Who the fuck is Puff Daddy?
00:53:00Billy Bob, that you? I haven't seen you around here for a while.
00:53:05Well, uh, Frances, how the hell are you? God, you're looking just beautiful today. What's going on with you?
00:53:12Well, the darned ice cream freezer's on the blink again, and the nutty buddies are melting all over the damn place.
00:53:18Well, you know, the damn heat, you know, it's hard to keep that refrigeration going.
00:53:22How's Deborah?
00:53:23Well, you know Deborah. She goes down to Tulsa. She's down there getting her hair done now, catching a movie.
00:53:28Billy Bob, she ain't sweating it out like the rest of us.
00:53:31I must say, Billy Bob, you look like you're doing a lot more than sweating.
00:53:35Well, hell, you know what? She got in a damn action with that truck, and I'm trying to fix it myself, and look at me.
00:53:40I mean, I can't report it. My insurance can go sky high, you know that.
00:53:44Who's your friend?
00:53:47Danzel. This is Danzel.
00:53:51Uh, Billy Bob, we gotta, we gotta get out of here now.
00:53:54You mind if I get a couple things to take with us?
00:53:56You like the jerky, don't you, Danzel?
00:53:58Huh?
00:53:59Hey, look at what they got here.
00:54:00We got beef jerky, turkey jerky, goat jerky. We got rabbit jerky. What kind of jerky do you like?
00:54:05What the hell are you doing?
00:54:06I am thirsty, Danzel!
00:54:09Let me get you something to drink, too. You look a little stressed.
00:54:13Hey! Look at this! This is great! You ever have this?
00:54:17This is just like Dr. Pepper, but without the medical degree.
00:54:20Is that gonna be cash or charge, Billy Bob?
00:54:22Damn Deborah took all my money. I'm gonna have to charge it.
00:54:25Well, you know the drill.
00:54:26Yeah, I know the drill. Hey, let me ask you a question.
00:54:29What's the theory behind those, uh, fly strips?
00:54:33They're just sticky, right?
00:54:34The flies just fly right into their death?
00:54:36Why? I don't know.
00:54:38You know what? Why don't you order me some and ship them to the house?
00:54:41Hey, Francis? You over here at Puff Daddy?
00:54:45Is that a cereal?
00:54:47Billy Bob, now.
00:54:48You know what? It takes a little time here in the south.
00:54:52They're a little more hospitable than you are in that urban country.
00:54:55We're way out there where the hood owls are screwing the chickens.
00:54:59How's that? Did I do that right?
00:55:03I'm always messing it up.
00:55:12Put your hands up.
00:55:15Oh, shit.
00:55:18Look, I don't know what he told you, but I'm...
00:55:20Hey, go for a gun!
00:55:22Hey, okay, okay! Hold on! Just wait!
00:55:26I was just reaching for my ID. I'm a federal agent.
00:55:30That bullshit! Bullshit!
00:55:32You can get 20 to life just for pointing that thing at me.
00:55:35He's lying! He's lying, Francis!
00:55:37He killed Conley, and I was next.
00:55:41He's got a gun.
00:55:42He's a killer, Francis. He's a killer of people.
00:55:46Bill, you son of a...
00:55:47Francis, you are making the biggest mistake of your life.
00:55:50Be that as it may, I think I'll just let Sheriff Dreyer sort it out.
00:55:54That's right. You know what, Francis? I'll go call him right now.
00:55:57Yeah, good idea.
00:55:59You be careful. This man's a deadly man.
00:56:01Look at him. Bill.
00:56:03He's bad.
00:56:05Don't be afraid now to shoot him right in the head.
00:56:08He's scary. He's bad.
00:56:14Bill! Keep that gun on him.
00:56:17Bill! Bill, this ain't gonna turn out the way you think.
00:56:20Bill! Bill!
00:56:21Stay where you are.
00:56:30Francis, now Billy Bob, he didn't call the Sheriff.
00:56:34Billy Bob? What's the good word back there?
00:56:37Francis, he's gone. Okay? He left.
00:56:40He went out back, got in your car, he found the keys.
00:56:44You probably hide above the visor and took off, leaving you in a shitload of trouble.
00:56:50I hide my spare behind the wheel rim.
00:56:53Well, excuse me for saying this, but that's about as smart as choosing one, two, three, four as your pin number.
00:56:59Francis Billy Bob is really Bill Minucci, an ex-con who's in a whole mess of trouble with the FBI.
00:57:04Now, do you want to be responsible for letting him get away? Do you?
00:57:10Now, listen to me, Francis.
00:57:12Now, one or two things can happen here.
00:57:16I can wrestle that gun away from you and one of us, one of us could end up dead.
00:57:21Or you could just hand it over, get into that cooler, and I'll just lock you in there with all those half-frozen nutty buddies.
00:57:32But if you don't make up your mind fast, I'm gonna have to make it up for you.
00:57:37You're not gonna try and rape me or anything, are you, Mr. Denzel?
00:57:43Francis, I can honestly say the thought never even crossed my mind.
00:57:48You're wrong!
00:57:50You and me, because Lauderdale could die?
00:57:52I'm too slow.
00:57:53I'm too slow!
00:57:54I have to do that some other things, here.
00:57:56I haven't always satisfied.
00:57:57I haven't solved your mind.
00:57:58I've just moved it.
00:57:59You justowed through my mind and you knew you might change REPR defines execution if it or
00:58:13wasn't gonna happen chain.
00:58:15My mind is completely به and his mind,
00:58:17Oh, Jesus.
00:58:20Shit!
00:58:47Oh, Jesus.
00:59:18Deborah!
00:59:20Hi, Bill. Thank God.
00:59:22Thank God it's you. I was so scared.
00:59:24What the hell are you doing here?
00:59:26You're supposed to be in L.A.
00:59:27I missed my flight, and then when I drove back,
00:59:29I found a house like this.
00:59:31Jesus.
00:59:32It's the Skipper, isn't it?
00:59:33Listen, I'll tell you all about it when we're lying on a beach
00:59:35in San Tropez sipping champagne, all right?
00:59:37I thought you were dead.
00:59:39I thought I'd never see you again.
00:59:40Come on, don't get all gushy on me.
00:59:42I told you I had a plan, didn't I?
00:59:43I may have hit a few potholes, but I'm still here, right?
00:59:46All right.
00:59:47Bill, let's get the money and get out of here.
00:59:50All right, all right.
00:59:51All right, go.
00:59:53You go downstairs, get in the truck, and wait for me.
00:59:59Hey, where is your truck?
01:00:00It's over at my house.
01:00:08It's about goddamn time you showed up.
01:00:10I ripped this place apart.
01:00:12I'll put your clothes back in, baby.
01:00:14I came as fast as I could.
01:00:22Jesus Christ.
01:00:23Come on, Bill.
01:00:24Do you really think I was driving to Tulsa every week?
01:00:30Well, yeah.
01:00:33I mean, your hair always looked nice.
01:00:36Does this mean you didn't see Titanic 40 times?
01:00:41I bought the CD and the video cassette.
01:00:44That video cassette was hard to get.
01:00:50I have to give it to my niece.
01:00:51How the hell could you?
01:00:53It was easy.
01:00:54Strange how someone who spends his entire life lying to survive
01:01:00doesn't expect to be lied to.
01:01:02I could never trust you, Bill.
01:01:06Who could?
01:01:11You had yourself a magnified slice of woman here, Bill.
01:01:14Yeah.
01:01:15Too bad you couldn't satisfy her.
01:01:18Guess it takes a country boy to plow such fertile soil.
01:01:22Yeah, she must be a real step up for you.
01:01:25After all those years of plugging tree trunks with your dick.
01:01:28I'm sick of your lip, boy!
01:01:32With this money I keep hearing so much about.
01:01:37Tell me something, Debra.
01:01:38Honestly, you think you and your deputy dog here can double-cross the skipper?
01:01:41The only reason he found you was because this lady was kind enough to call him up and tell him where you were.
01:01:51You called the skipper.
01:01:53Oh, that's beautiful.
01:01:55No, actually, that's a damn haiku.
01:01:58I'm sorry, Bill.
01:01:59You settled.
01:02:00You pulled the plug.
01:02:02I can't get excited about growing old in this backwater hellhole.
01:02:06Neither can Dex.
01:02:08Can you, baby?
01:02:10That's right, sugar.
01:02:12The only problem is, is I don't want to grow old with someone who lies to me.
01:02:18What are you talking about?
01:02:21You told me Bill here only stole 120,000.
01:02:27Oh, you're rich.
01:02:30Oh, that's a knee slapper.
01:02:32Don't you think you left out a few zeros there, sugar?
01:02:34Dex, I was going to tell you.
01:02:35I'll show you why, sugar.
01:02:37I'll show you why, sugar.
01:02:40I'll show you why.
01:02:44Jesus fucking animal!
01:02:46See the way I figure it?
01:02:47When the skipper fella hears that both of you are dead, that ought to be the end of it.
01:02:55Hell, I think I'm going to buy myself a Van Gogh.
01:03:02You going to tell me where the money is?
01:03:04I don't need to tell you jack shit.
01:03:07The way I figure it.
01:03:09By the time you're done cleaning up this mess and burying all the bodies,
01:03:12you'll still be driving that piss-ant squad car, giving out parking tickets.
01:03:15Uh-uh. You see, I know you got it better drowned here somewhere.
01:03:19Otherwise, why'd you come back?
01:03:24If it takes me a week, or a month, or a year,
01:03:28I'll find it.
01:03:31I'll find it.
01:03:33So you see, Bill,
01:03:35I don't really need you at all, do I?
01:03:42Oh.
01:03:44Be sure and say hi to Deborah for me.
01:03:51You can open your eyes, Bill.
01:03:55Miles!
01:03:57Miles!
01:03:59Oh, God, Miles, listen.
01:04:01I'm really sorry about what happened at the store, you know, with Francis.
01:04:04I mean, what can I do?
01:04:06Come on, let's talk.
01:04:08It's you and me. It's just you and me now.
01:04:09I got the bullets and I got the guns. So no more games and no more bullshit. Now, where is it?
01:04:23What's the pushing and shoving? What is this Mr. T bullshit, huh? What are you two uptight about?
01:04:29I'm the one who's gotta live with the image of my wife getting shot in the head by the sheriff who was fucking her.
01:04:33Okay, I'm over it. I'll take you to the money.
01:04:41Get up.
01:04:43Get up.
01:04:44You expecting a call?
01:04:45Get the damn phone.
01:04:46Coming.
01:04:47You expecting a call?
01:04:48Get the damn phone.
01:04:49Coming.
01:04:50Hello?
01:04:51Yeah?
01:04:52You expecting a call?
01:04:53Get the damn phone.
01:04:54Coming.
01:04:55You expecting to go?
01:05:09Get the damn phone.
01:05:11Coming.
01:05:19Hello?
01:05:19Hello?
01:05:20You got to the count of ten to show your face.
01:05:25I'm going to go.
01:05:55How many guns you got?
01:06:05Three must be out of your mind.
01:06:14Come on.
01:06:15This is not the time for your G-Man bullshit.
01:06:18You got three guns unless you can shoot with your gun.
01:06:20God damn it, Bill.
01:06:21I'm not giving you a gun.
01:06:22What, do you think?
01:06:22I'm stupid enough to shoot a federal agent?
01:06:24As a matter of fact, yes, I do.
01:06:32Come on.
01:06:36Don't put that anywhere near me.
01:06:37I swear to God, your DOA guaranteed.
01:06:45Wait a minute.
01:06:47I got a gun upstairs.
01:06:49It was given to me by the skipper.
01:06:50I never use it unless it's absolutely necessary.
01:06:54You mean the 38 taped above your toilet?
01:06:57I found that this morning.
01:06:59Next to the money?
01:07:01I'm joking.
01:07:02Late nap.
01:07:02Come on.
01:07:03You going to get it?
01:07:14What if it's my mother-in-law?
01:07:15Get the phone!
01:07:18Can you hear Billy's with cell phones?
01:07:20Hello?
01:07:32This is Billy Bob.
01:07:33I'm sorry I can't get to the phone right now, but...
01:07:36Hold on, hold on.
01:07:37Let me turn the machine on.
01:07:37Hold on, hold on.
01:07:40Kyle, how are you?
01:07:41I'm sorry.
01:07:42I couldn't pick up the phone earlier.
01:07:43I was busy having my ass shot off.
01:07:47You know, it used to be you'd just come up and knock on the front door.
01:07:51Tell me where the money is.
01:07:52Now, you listen to me, you little fucking gomer.
01:07:54We had a goddamn deal.
01:07:57$150,000 in your compound to take them out.
01:08:00No questions asked.
01:08:02You son of a bitch.
01:08:03Now, I don't recall taping a shotgun to my head
01:08:05and opening negotiations with the guys I gave you money to kill
01:08:09as being part of the fucking deal, Kyle.
01:08:12Well, I must have died wrong.
01:08:15I must have got the goddamn psychic hotline.
01:08:19Of course, I'm talking to a dead man.
01:08:23Asshole.
01:08:28Well, don't look at me like that.
01:08:29You came down here to kill me.
01:08:31It was like you came down here for the nightlife.
01:08:35One, two, three.
01:09:05That little shit kicker is faster than he looks.
01:09:13One more time.
01:09:14Ready?
01:09:15Go.
01:09:16Man, I think I got one.
01:09:40So, Bill, tell me that you were running when you had a chance.
01:09:46That was nice.
01:09:47Even a guy like me gets tired of running.
01:09:52Besides, Debra and I had plans.
01:09:59You golf?
01:10:01No.
01:10:02Like baseball?
01:10:04No.
01:10:05Oh, so much for male bonding.
01:10:08Hey, you like Deanne Warwick?
01:10:12Yeah, I like her.
01:10:13Yeah, she's good.
01:10:14Yeah.
01:10:25Go, Bill.
01:10:26I'll go upstairs.
01:10:27I know the upstairs, but I'll go upstairs.
01:10:31All right, let's go.
01:10:32Let's go.
01:10:35Let's go.
01:11:05Let's go.
01:11:35Let's go.
01:11:35Let's go.
01:11:36Let's go.
01:11:38I don't know.
01:12:08I don't know.
01:12:38You big dummy.
01:12:43I don't know.
01:13:13I don't know.
01:13:14I don't know.
01:13:15I don't know.
01:13:17I don't know.
01:13:18I don't know.
01:13:19I'm looking for this battery.
01:13:26I'm looking for this battery.
01:13:31I'm looking for this battery.
01:13:40I'm looking for this battery.
01:13:47I'm looking for this battery.
01:13:49I don't know.
01:13:54I don't know.
01:14:04I don't know.
01:14:34Kyle!
01:14:54Kyle!
01:14:55How are you, good neighbor?
01:14:57Jeez.
01:14:58Hey, I'm really sorry about that Gomer stuff back there.
01:15:01I was really under a lot of stress with me.
01:15:03My wife just got killed with all that gunfire.
01:15:06Hey, good news in that pyramid, uh, thing.
01:15:09Who is your partner?
01:15:11Him?
01:15:12Oh, he's dead.
01:15:14That no good cop bagged him back in town.
01:15:16He was trying to get him to tell him where the money was.
01:15:18But that money is yours, mine, right?
01:15:22Okay, you look.
01:15:24I'll keep an eye out for it while I'm digging your grave.
01:15:31Oh!
01:15:37Jesus.
01:15:39Oh, shit.
01:15:41Jesus, Miles.
01:15:43Miles, thank you for that!
01:15:45You know, you always show up at the right time.
01:15:47That son of a bitch is gonna kill me!
01:15:49You are a good man, Miles!
01:15:52What?
01:15:53What?
01:15:54The money.
01:15:55What's with the gun?
01:15:57Hey, we just kicked some redneck ass and I saved yours.
01:16:00Didn't you hear me?
01:16:01I told him you were dead.
01:16:02I told him that no good sheriff bagged him back in town.
01:16:06Jesus!
01:16:11What the fuck's that about?
01:16:14The money.
01:16:15Now.
01:16:16Huh?
01:16:17Come on, after all we've been through?
01:16:19I mean, this is a partnership.
01:16:20This is like, like, Culp and Cosby.
01:16:22Like, Gibson and Clubber.
01:16:23Like, Hootie and the Blowfish.
01:16:28You know, you can't do this, Miles.
01:16:29Shut up.
01:16:30You're a damn federal officer.
01:16:31You know, I got certain rights no matter what.
01:16:33You remember that, man.
01:16:34You took an oath.
01:16:36Come on, Bill.
01:16:37Where is it?
01:16:38It's in there.
01:16:39Get it.
01:16:40It's right here.
01:16:41Get it.
01:16:42Get in there.
01:16:43Be careful, Bill.
01:16:44Be very, very careful.
01:16:45Ah.
01:16:46Ah.
01:16:47Ah.
01:16:48Ah.
01:16:49Ah.
01:16:50Ah.
01:16:51Ah.
01:16:52Ah.
01:16:53Ah.
01:16:54Ah.
01:16:55Ah.
01:16:56Ah.
01:16:57Ah.
01:16:58Ah.
01:16:59Ah.
01:17:00Ah.
01:17:01Ah.
01:17:03Ah.
01:17:04Ah.
01:17:05Ah.
01:17:06Ah.
01:17:07Ah.
01:17:08Ah.
01:17:09Ah.
01:17:10Ah.
01:17:11Ah.
01:17:12Ah.
01:17:13Ah.
01:17:14Ah.
01:17:15Ah.
01:17:16What the hell is this?
01:17:17That's the money.
01:17:18Hey, I told you.
01:17:19Ah.
01:17:20Ah.
01:17:21Christ.
01:17:22Shit.
01:17:23What kind of federal officer are you?
01:17:27Bill, you are pathetic.
01:17:31Oh, shit.
01:17:33Shit.
01:17:34You...
01:17:35You...
01:17:36You been lying to me?
01:17:37I dredged at you?
01:17:38Oh, shit.
01:17:39How did you know my protection number?
01:17:41Oh, I know.
01:17:42I know how you knew it.
01:17:43I didn't know it.
01:17:44You bullshitted me.
01:17:45You played the odds.
01:17:46Oh, you're good, man.
01:17:47You are good.
01:17:48You bluffed me.
01:17:49I believed you.
01:17:50Yeah, well, you shouldn't believe everything you hear.
01:17:51You of all people should know that, Bill.
01:17:52Now, where's the money?
01:17:53It never left Chicago.
01:17:54You're lying to me, Bill.
01:17:55You're lying to me, Bill.
01:17:56You're lying to me, and I'm tired of your bullshit.
01:17:57I'm not.
01:17:58I'm not.
01:17:59I'm gonna kill you.
01:18:00I'm gonna kill you, man.
01:18:01I'm gonna fucking kill you.
01:18:02Where's the money?
01:18:03Jesus Christ.
01:18:04It's in Chicago.
01:18:05It's in a self-storage place in Chicago.
01:18:07DeSoto storage.
01:18:08Eighth and DeSoto.
01:18:09You think if I had the money here, I'd hang around this fucking shit hole?
01:18:11I couldn't go to Chicago.
01:18:12I was stuck.
01:18:13I'd have to wait until I got rid of you, bastards.
01:18:14I'm not fucking with you.
01:18:15Well, I'm not.
01:18:16I'm gonna kill you.
01:18:17I'm not.
01:18:18I'm gonna kill you.
01:18:19I'm not.
01:18:20I'm gonna kill you.
01:18:21I'm not.
01:18:22I'm gonna kill you.
01:18:23I'm gonna kill you, man.
01:18:24I'm gonna fucking kill you.
01:18:25I'm gonna fucking kill you.
01:18:26Where's the money?
01:18:27Jesus Christ.
01:18:28It's in Chicago.
01:18:29It's in a self-storage place in Chicago.
01:18:31DeSoto storage.
01:18:32Athan de Soto storage.
01:18:34Ethan de Soto.
01:18:35Get my wallet.
01:18:37Get my wallet.
01:18:39Oh, you bastard.
01:18:43Take your photo out of me and Deborah.
01:18:49Turn it over.
01:18:53That was the boat we were gonna buy and sail away on.
01:18:55You bastards came down here.
01:18:57You backstabbing son of a bitch.
01:19:01Well...
01:19:05Sure is nice to see that you can tell the truth when you have the proper motivation, Bill.
01:19:13Too bad you didn't have somebody around to shoot you every day.
01:19:17Well...
01:19:19It's been a real pleasure meeting you after all these years.
01:19:25Gotta go.
01:19:29What are you talking about after all these years?
01:19:35Who are you?
01:19:45That's my lucky gun.
01:19:47The one that Skipper gave me.
01:19:49I never use it unless I absolutely...
01:19:53Have to.
01:19:55I know.
01:20:09Who the hell are you?
01:20:25No.
01:20:26What?
01:20:27No.
01:20:29No.
01:20:31No.
01:20:33No.
01:20:35No.
01:20:37No.
01:20:39No.
01:20:41No.
01:20:43No.
01:20:45No.
01:20:46My mama always said
01:21:11Sometimes it takes a miracle
01:21:13To save some people
01:21:15God knows mama prayed
01:21:17For a miracle
01:21:18But it never came
01:21:20At least not for me
01:21:45I never did find that money
01:21:51But not a day goes by
01:21:53When the thought of it
01:21:54Doesn't burn right through me
01:21:56I don't will
01:22:17Maybe Bill spent it all
01:22:40Or maybe he gambled it away
01:22:41Whatever he did
01:22:43I guess you've got to admire a man who can look death on the face
01:22:47And still tell you a stone-cold lie
01:22:51Come on
01:22:57What do you get when you fall in love
01:23:03A guy with a pin to thirst your love
01:23:06That's what you get
01:23:08For the adorable love
01:23:11Thank you, man
01:23:15Yes, sir
01:23:16What do you get when you kiss a guy
01:23:26You get another day to go
01:23:29Made a lot of money back in the States with this pyramid investment
01:23:32You got some friends around here that got a little extra capital
01:23:36You see, the pyramid is a very simple thing
01:23:39You invest, say, how much you got
01:23:41All right, say you have $500
01:23:43You give me $500 for two weeks
01:23:46And I give you $1,500 back
01:23:49But you have to get other people to invest
01:23:51You see, it's a pyramid
01:23:53You ever been to Egypt?
01:23:54I'm here to get another day to go
01:23:56I'm here to remind you
01:23:59What do you get when you fall in love
01:24:02You only get a lot of pain and sorrow
01:24:06So for at least until tomorrow
01:24:09I'll never fall in love again
01:24:14No, no, I'll never fall in love again
01:24:20I'm out of those chains, those chains that bind you
01:24:32That is why I'm here to remind you
01:24:34That is why I'm here to remind you
01:24:35What do you get when you fall in love
01:24:38You only get a lot of pain and sorrow
01:24:42So for at least until tomorrow
01:24:45I'll never fall in love again
01:24:50Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:24:57I'll never fall in love again
01:25:06Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:25:36Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:06Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:07Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:08Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:09Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:10Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:11Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:12Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:13Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:14Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:15Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:16Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:17Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:18Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:19Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
01:26:20Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
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