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Smart Alecks (1942) is a lively entry in the beloved East Side Kids series, blending streetwise comedy, tough-guy charm, and a touch of crime drama. With Leo Gorcey and Huntz Hall leading the gang, the film delivers laughs, thrills, and heart in classic 1940s style.

πŸ“½οΈ Plot Summary:
Muggs McGinnis (Leo Gorcey) and the East Side Kids find themselves in trouble when they cross paths with gangsters. What begins as playful mischief spirals into a serious case of betrayal and loyalty tested. Can Muggs and his pals clear their names and outwit the crooks before it’s too late?

πŸ•°οΈ Year Released: 1942
🎭 Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
🎬 Directed by: Wallace Fox
🎞️ Starring: Leo Gorcey, Bobby Jordan, Huntz Hall, Gabriel Dell

🎯 Why Watch It?
βœ”οΈ A classic East Side Kids adventure full of laughs and heart
βœ”οΈ Leo Gorcey & Huntz Hall’s unforgettable street-smart chemistry
βœ”οΈ Blends comedy with action-packed crime drama
βœ”οΈ Nostalgic entertainment from the Golden Age of B-movies

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00:00:00The End
00:00:30The End
00:01:00Yeah man, look at that boy tear a hole in himself
00:01:02Lace your pooch and let him fly
00:01:05So that guy's getting more hep every day
00:01:11Cut that rug, boy
00:01:12Is that murder, Jack? Is that murder?
00:01:17Is that murder, Jack? Is that murder?
00:01:19What's the matter?
00:01:20Do you see that pathetic little character?
00:01:22We're trying to send him two finishes
00:01:23All we want is a little donation
00:01:25Anything you've got to be greatly appreciated
00:01:26Yeah, what are you saying?
00:01:27It's a little donation
00:01:28Let's go
00:01:29Anything you've got
00:01:30Any, any
00:01:31What are you, a man or a mouse?
00:01:34Why don't you sight yourself?
00:01:35He's only a dame
00:01:36And they call that the better half
00:01:38Better half, there's two of them
00:01:41Okay, let him go
00:01:42We'll get some money out of this yet
00:01:44Let's go
00:01:44Pick him up and lean him down
00:01:52Right in the old groove hole
00:01:53Hiya, fellas
00:01:54What are you doing?
00:01:56Giving the old gang the ice
00:01:57You haven't been around in a long time
00:01:58Yeah, how come the gladrags?
00:01:59Can't a guy dress up once in a while?
00:02:01I bet you there's a girl mixed up in this
00:02:03Once a girl gets you, you'll cook
00:02:05Hey, where'd you get the potatoes?
00:02:07What potatoes?
00:02:08The potatoes that came in that sack
00:02:09Okay, boys
00:02:15Check out the sand
00:02:16Come on, Sam
00:02:17You're cooking now
00:02:35Hiya, Mr. Regan
00:02:36Danny, don't you and your friends know this is against the law?
00:02:39We're pleading ignorance to the law
00:02:40I was only wetting my whistle
00:02:41What are you trying to do?
00:02:43Make a human band box out of him?
00:02:45Let that be a lesson here
00:02:46Trouble with you, Mr. Regan
00:02:47Is you don't appreciate art
00:02:48That was a trypsichorian masterpiece
00:02:50Sure, it was a harmonic assembly
00:02:52Yeah, right from the heart
00:02:53Besides, all we got was three slugs and a bottle top
00:02:56Oh, soliciting, too
00:02:57Breaking the law twice
00:02:58Well, beat it or I'll run you all in
00:03:00Well, if you put it that way
00:03:02We'll see you at the general hospital
00:03:04There's no general
00:03:05I think we'd better dust that new copper off
00:03:08Oh, he'll be all right once he gets used to it
00:03:10You're just siding in with him
00:03:11Because your sister's soft on those brass buttons
00:03:13My sister wouldn't like any copper
00:03:15Not much
00:03:16All games are alike
00:03:17Shut up
00:03:18My sister went with a cop once
00:03:20Your sister goes with a janitor
00:03:21She ought to be here by now
00:03:24There he is
00:03:25Oh, Butch
00:03:27Hiya, Mike
00:03:28We've got some more easy dough for you, kid
00:03:30Get in
00:03:31Mike, you better drive
00:03:33Welcome, kid
00:03:35Hi, Ruth
00:03:45Well, hello, Joe
00:03:47Hey, what's the matter?
00:03:48You look a little pale under the gill
00:03:49So would you if you had to take care of Hogan's baby
00:03:52If it isn't measles, it's mumps
00:03:54And if it isn't mumps, it's chickenpox
00:03:55Well, that's what you get for wanting to be a Florence Nightingale
00:03:57Oh, say, I have to mail this letter
00:03:59Going my way?
00:04:00I'm always going your way
00:04:01We won't be long
00:04:26Keep your eyes open
00:04:27Take care, Peter
00:04:50Is anyone hurt?
00:05:11Yeah, come on inside
00:05:12We'll light phone for an ambulance
00:05:13See what you can do for them
00:05:14All right, stay outside, you people
00:05:15Limpie, I don't like to see you in such discomfort
00:05:24And besides, that harmonica's probably suffering as much as you are
00:05:26So if you'll lay down here on the concrete
00:05:28I'm going to practice a little chiropractic
00:05:30Just clean it off a little bit
00:05:31Now open your eyes and close your mouth
00:05:34Open your eyes and close your mouth
00:05:37Hey, yeah, didn't hurt me a bit
00:05:44Good thing it wasn't a piano
00:05:45Next time tie a string through
00:05:47It won't be quite so antagonizing
00:05:49Hey, fellas, get a load of these
00:05:51Oh, real professional baseballs
00:05:53Oh, yeah, look at that
00:05:54Just like the Dodgers wear
00:05:56Ah, the giant's a better one
00:05:57Maybe if we had outfits like this
00:05:59We could win a game once in a while
00:06:00I wonder how many frog skins
00:06:02It would cost to outfit our team
00:06:03Oh, about a hundred bucks
00:06:05Every time we get 30 cents saved up
00:06:06We go and blow it on a show
00:06:08Hey, you're an optimist
00:06:10Not an optimist, a pacifist
00:06:12An optimist looks at the good side
00:06:14A pacifist looks at the bad side
00:06:15What am I?
00:06:19You know, we've been talking about those uniforms so long
00:06:21And doing nothing about it
00:06:22I mean, look
00:06:22Well, at least we've got good intentions
00:06:24All right, break it up
00:06:27Break it up
00:06:27You know, that young guy looks familiar
00:06:36Any idea who he was?
00:06:37Well, I don't know his name
00:06:38But my brother Danny does
00:06:39Supposed Danny to be home now?
00:06:40Should be
00:06:41Let's find out
00:06:42Hey, Mox, can I get for the team this year?
00:06:45You couldn't catch flies
00:06:46No, but I can wound him
00:06:47Break your run
00:06:49I got to go home, fellas
00:06:51See you guys tomorrow
00:06:52I got to go, too
00:06:53Hey, wait a minute
00:06:54Where are you going?
00:06:54I got to go home and take my violin lesson
00:06:56Look, what do you want to be?
00:06:57Joe DiMaggio or Yasha Hyphus?
00:06:59Hyphus?
00:07:00What team does he play with?
00:07:02Hyphus plays third base at the Philharmonic
00:07:04Must be a new team
00:07:05No, that's Yasha Minnell
00:07:06Someday I'm going to have an electric eye
00:07:11Put in there
00:07:11Saves all that trouble
00:07:12Pushing buttons up and down
00:07:13All right, fellas
00:07:15We're calling this meeting order
00:07:16Make what to take
00:07:17Come on, all of it
00:07:18Let's hear the jingle of that move
00:07:20Every single piece of it
00:07:23That looks pretty good
00:07:24Let's see
00:07:25We'll take out these poker chips
00:07:26And these nails
00:07:28They can kind of scarce now
00:07:29And two buttons
00:07:31Here, Glimpy
00:07:31Use those on your lip
00:07:32See, we got 50
00:07:3575
00:07:3680
00:07:3983 cents
00:07:41Now
00:07:42You get 3 cents for sales tax
00:07:442 cents for income tax
00:07:46And a dime for protection
00:07:47Who's going to protect me?
00:07:48Social Security will protect you
00:07:50Meanwhile, I'm going to protect this money
00:07:51That's the first installment
00:07:53On our new baseball uniforms
00:07:55Yeah, that ain't so much
00:07:56Are you questioning my integrity?
00:07:58Well, I'll turn professional
00:08:00What do you think?
00:08:00Yeah, I'll be your guest's own list
00:08:01Here
00:08:02You guys can add this to the pot
00:08:04Hey, 5 bucks
00:08:07Nothing but chicken feed, fellas
00:08:09Nothing but chicken feed
00:08:10You must have a lot of chickens, kid
00:08:11Where'd you just come from?
00:08:13In the closet
00:08:14What were you doing in the closet?
00:08:16He's got secrets
00:08:17How did you get in here?
00:08:19What's this, a third degree?
00:08:21Just a little inquisitive, that's all
00:08:22Yeah, man, that's your other root suit
00:08:24You gotta like it, huh?
00:08:26Hey, maybe you got a job, huh?
00:08:27Sure I got a job
00:08:28You sure it ain't a racket?
00:08:29Well, it's any job with real dough
00:08:32But a racket
00:08:32You know the rules of the club, Hank
00:08:35We don't take no dirty money
00:08:37What do you mean dirty?
00:08:38It's as clean as my Sunday towel
00:08:40Look, if you guys don't want my dough
00:08:41Forget about it
00:08:42Keep on scratching for those pennies
00:08:44As for me, sure I got a racket
00:08:46And as for that ball club
00:08:47You guys better start looking for a new shortstop
00:08:49Hey, wait a minute, Hank
00:08:50Maybe you got us wrong, huh?
00:08:52Ah, let him go
00:08:54He'll be back as soon as he hatches that scratch
00:08:56That's what you think
00:08:57I ain't ever coming back
00:08:58You guys just keep your eye on me, that's all
00:09:00I'm gonna be a big shot
00:09:01I'll get treasures full of guys
00:09:02That are gonna be big shots
00:09:04Ah
00:09:04Ah, just for the fight
00:09:07We'll buy Joe DiMaggio
00:09:08In again, out again, Finnegan
00:09:17I expect you to get back but not running
00:09:19I gotta hide in here, fellas
00:09:20From who?
00:09:20Reagan, a copper
00:09:21Open up
00:09:24Come here
00:09:26Hey, put away those things
00:09:28Who's there?
00:09:32You're not holding this
00:09:33Come on, open up
00:09:34All right, wait about three shakes of a night stick
00:09:36And I'll call my butler
00:09:37Hey, Glippie
00:09:37Yeah?
00:09:38Open the door
00:09:39Where do I put my apron on?
00:09:41Hey, fellas, I got any of them?
00:09:42Yeah, you got plenty of them
00:09:43Very thank you
00:09:44Well, where's that kid that came in here?
00:09:50What kid?
00:09:52Captain Reagan, how are you?
00:09:53Now, one of these days
00:09:54You're gonna get a promotion
00:09:55For arresting juvenile children
00:09:56Yeah, poor screw-no
00:09:58All right, come on
00:10:00Where is he?
00:10:02Where's the pass?
00:10:02Brink for his health
00:10:03Yeah, well, maybe I know a better place for the cure
00:10:05What's his name?
00:10:06Aloysius
00:10:06That's his maiden name
00:10:08Are you gonna tell me where he is?
00:10:10Sure, he went right out to that window, Mr. Regan
00:10:12According to the tone of his look
00:10:14I don't think Officer Regan believes us
00:10:17Honest, mister
00:10:18We go to Sunday school every day
00:10:19Look, Danny
00:10:20Your sister tells me you do go to Sunday school
00:10:22Maybe you'll tell the truth
00:10:23Did he go out that window?
00:10:26Honestly, he flew out that window just like a name
00:10:28Shut up
00:10:28Well
00:10:30Yeah, that's right
00:10:33He did
00:10:33Don't forget to call a sergeant
00:10:39And tell him about your good deed
00:10:40I'll get hit by a parked car
00:10:42Hey, screw-no
00:10:43Give that bolt a little jolt
00:10:45You can come on
00:10:47Boy, I thought I was a gonad here for a minute
00:10:51Gee, Danny
00:10:52Well, thank you a lot for buying for me
00:10:54I didn't lie for you
00:10:55You've gone out that window just like we have
00:10:57Lots of times
00:10:58So
00:10:58You was gonna be a big racketeer
00:11:00An easy come or easy go
00:11:01Well, that was the quickest career I ever seen
00:11:03Oh, I ain't done nothing
00:11:05Just working for a couple of guys
00:11:06I tell you what
00:11:08I'll split my bankroll with you
00:11:09No, you don't
00:11:10That money's still dirty
00:11:11Take it back where you got it
00:11:13Maybe a little influence
00:11:14Get away now, freck your wrist
00:11:15Fellas
00:11:17I make a move that we suspend this member from the gang until he squares himself
00:11:22Who's gonna second it?
00:11:24Could I make a third?
00:11:25Okay, the motion is moved and thirded
00:11:27Hank is suspended from this club infinitely
00:11:29All in favor, say yes
00:11:32Yeah
00:11:32No
00:11:33Hey, Clippy
00:11:35Send me a cap a minute
00:11:36Bloody you, a radical
00:11:39Bloody you
00:11:39Yes, yes
00:11:40Yes
00:11:41You're disqualified
00:11:42You better go, Nick
00:11:44So I get the brush off, huh?
00:11:48A fine bunch of pals you guys turned out to be
00:11:50And don't come back with any more cops on your tail
00:11:57Don't worry, this time I'm never coming back
00:12:00Come on, son
00:12:03Hey, what is this, a real pinch?
00:12:05Yeah, I'd take the rest of you along, too
00:12:06Except I just heard you clear yourselves while I was listening through the door
00:12:09He didn't do nothing serious
00:12:10No?
00:12:11Well, there's two witnesses says you're wrong
00:12:13Your sister and me
00:12:14Come on
00:12:15That's a frame-up
00:12:16I'll be out in 24 hours
00:12:17Hey, Hank, you want me to hold your money?
00:12:18There you go
00:12:24Oh, you baby murderer
00:12:25Put that back on before your brain cools off
00:12:29Oh, Danny
00:12:32I guess you better have a little talk with your sister
00:12:34Yeah, we gotta help, Hank
00:12:36I don't know
00:12:37She's got some mighty definite ideas about telling the truth
00:12:41Hey, well, maybe she could take her a vacation or something
00:12:44Oh, you see
00:12:45We could send her over to Brooklyn for a few days
00:12:46Let's kick her teeth out
00:12:48How do you like that?
00:13:08Not a squeal out of the kids
00:13:09Even after they just nicked her for three years
00:13:11If we don't get some food up here, we won't last three hours
00:13:14That was the most half-baked, undernourished jury I've ever seen
00:13:19Hank wasn't guilty
00:13:20But they proved he was right there
00:13:21You mean your sister did?
00:13:23Regan testified, too, didn't he?
00:13:24Yeah, her sister's the one that sent them up
00:13:26Nobody ever believes cops, they're prejudiced
00:13:28Sure, she finds state evidence
00:13:29Can't blame it all on her
00:13:30Hello, boys
00:13:33Hello
00:13:34Too bad about Hank, wasn't it?
00:13:37Yeah, sure
00:13:38Too bad about you, too
00:13:39Yeah, I'm doing you a fool
00:13:41Danny
00:13:43Danny
00:13:45What do you want?
00:13:48Do the boys really think I wanted to testify against Hank?
00:13:51They think you were more anxious to help that copper Regan than us
00:13:54That's nonsense
00:13:56Can't you make them understand?
00:13:58They wouldn't listen to me
00:13:59They're pretty mad
00:14:00Then I'll talk to them myself
00:14:02Oh, no, you don't
00:14:03You know we don't allow girls in our club
00:14:05Well, then I want you to bring them up to the apartment so I can talk to them
00:14:08Fat chance of that
00:14:09Well, I guess the heat's off now
00:14:11I'll go out and hustle up some chocolate
00:14:12Hey, what's up?
00:14:17Hey, she ain't bad
00:14:18Hey, wait a minute
00:14:24She's a no, she's a lady of mercy
00:14:25Maybe she'll give us a handout
00:14:27There you go
00:14:28Falling for a skirt
00:14:29Yeah, she's got class, too
00:14:31Well, stick around
00:14:33I'll be back in a flash with some hash
00:14:35Pretty good, huh?
00:14:39I know
00:14:39Tell them I've got a cake
00:14:40The kind I bake for mugs on his birthday
00:14:42I know their stomachs
00:14:44They can't resist
00:14:45Well, I'll see what I can do
00:14:48Sometimes, I'll see what they're moving to식
00:14:57But I'll see what she takes
00:14:58to
00:14:58're
00:14:59When I'm off, it'll be
00:14:59May I never have to
00:15:01A kiss
00:15:02But again, there you go
00:15:03I'll see what it's rabediate
00:15:03But I'm going on
00:15:03I guess
00:15:04But I can kill you
00:15:05I know
00:15:05Now, they can't do it
00:15:06I'll see what I'm eating
00:15:07Oh, who did you wish to see you? You're a nurse, ain't you? Yes. Well, I'm your neighbor from across
00:15:34the streets. I've seen you by a lot of times. Well, that's strange. I don't remember seeing you. Oh, I work mostly nights. Gee, you're pretty. Sorry, I can't say the same for you. Ah, you would if you could. My name is Miss Stevens. Just what is it you want? Well, my name is Blitz. Glad to see you. Glad to see you. I got a favor to ask of you. What is it? Say, you're fixed up nice and cozy here. Cake. Did you bake this yourself? Yes, I did. Boy,
00:16:04Oh, boy. Anything I like is a nice homemade cake. Well, I'd bake that, especially for my brother and his friends. They're having a party. Now, now, if that neighborhood need like, be a nice girl. They just make believe I'm your neighborhood. Mmm. You all right?
00:16:25Hey, what kind of gag is this? I thought that cake was for me. Who invited him to the party, sis? This is our new neighbor, Mr. Blake.
00:16:32You're a good neighbor, Mr. Blake. I just thought we'd get better acquainted. Neighborhood need like, you know.
00:16:37This is my brother Danny and his friends. Hi, Danny. Hi, fellas.
00:16:41What's the matter with you? Didn't you have no breakfast? What'd I do? This guy used to like Hitler was in Brooklyn.
00:16:46Don't mention that name with me. You're a fine neighbor. Why don't you take your hat off and scram?
00:16:51Now, is that nice? You should have better manners. After all, Mr. Blake, I did bake the cake for the boys.
00:16:55You know, I guess you did. Well, that's all I'll do with it. Here.
00:17:01Here's enough money to buy a dozen cakes. Now, take it and get out.
00:17:04He doesn't take no money from a big hulk like you and the left where he pinned his ears back.
00:17:08Is that so? Why, for two cents, I'd make a washroom on you.
00:17:11Also, Mr. Blake, he didn't mean anything by it.
00:17:13I was just scared of him. You were scared, weren't you, kid?
00:17:16Yeah, I was scared. Look, my hair is turning gray.
00:17:20Yes, no white.
00:17:21No white. I'm very plain.
00:17:23This is wonderful.
00:17:25But I like it with more icicles.
00:17:27You mean icing?
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:28Oh, well, I'll get you some more.
00:17:32Oh, yeah.
00:17:34More wee mugs.
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36Let me get him some more icing.
00:17:42Don't forget the crumbs.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:45Crumbs?
00:17:46Did you mean me?
00:17:48Some more icing, huh?
00:17:53Gee, that's soap.
00:17:55New recipe.
00:17:55Hey, give me some.
00:18:26Ah, don't be a hog.
00:18:27Go away.
00:18:34Watch me.
00:18:34Watch me.
00:18:34Mr. Blake, your icicles.
00:18:49Icicles.
00:18:50Icicles.
00:18:51This is more like it.
00:18:52What kind of hostess are you, Danny?
00:18:54Get the gentleman a chair.
00:18:55Oh, I should have thought of that.
00:18:55Get him a whole chasey lungey.
00:18:57Here, Mr. Blake, sit down.
00:18:58Sit down.
00:18:58Oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:18:59This is the kind of service I like.
00:19:01Sit right there.
00:19:02We'll fix you all up.
00:19:03We don't want you to get that shirt any dirtier than it is.
00:19:05Hey, this is swell.
00:19:08Wonderful.
00:19:08Hey, what's in the pot?
00:19:14Coffee or tea?
00:19:14Tea.
00:19:15Okay, I have some.
00:19:16What do you have?
00:19:17Ten lumps of sugar or twenty?
00:19:18Oh, just six.
00:19:19This is wonderful.
00:19:21May I have the recipe?
00:19:22Yeah, I'll give it to you sometime.
00:19:24Oh, no.
00:19:26That's too strong.
00:19:28Then I'll weaken it.
00:19:31See you'll weaken it.
00:19:34Well, we can lie.
00:19:36This guy's going mad.
00:19:37He's pulling me from the mouth.
00:19:38No.
00:19:39Go away.
00:19:41Hey, Ruth.
00:19:42You got any alum?
00:19:44Alum?
00:19:44What for?
00:19:45I'm going to fix that monkey good.
00:19:48Just a little bit.
00:19:52That's enough.
00:20:22There you are.
00:20:24Gee, thanks.
00:20:26I like it, because I've got a delicate stomach.
00:20:30Here, you like cake, don't you?
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32Let's taste it.
00:20:32Hey, Cliff, you don't want to eat that.
00:20:33Sure I do.
00:20:34You know you don't.
00:20:34Let's not out with it.
00:20:35Let him eat it.
00:20:36No, no.
00:20:36It's too sweet for his comparison.
00:20:37Let him eat it.
00:20:38If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for him.
00:20:39Thanks.
00:20:40Let him eat it.
00:20:40Have a little more tea.
00:20:41It's nice and warm.
00:20:46Tastes funny.
00:20:47Tastes funny?
00:20:47That's a special importation.
00:20:49You've got to take a lot of it to get the full flavor.
00:20:51That's better.
00:20:57What are you puckering up for?
00:20:58Nobody's going to kiss you.
00:21:01I've been sabotaged.
00:21:03Well, you better go now.
00:21:05I think you've got a date with a stomach pump.
00:21:06Oh, shoot.
00:21:07Oh, she's a nice girl.
00:21:08Got a lot of pull.
00:21:08Oh, very nice girl.
00:21:11Yeah, thank you.
00:21:12Very nice.
00:21:13Everything will be okay.
00:21:14Did he say he had a delicate stomach?
00:21:21Guy's got a cast iron.
00:21:22What happened to him?
00:21:23I never thought of him.
00:21:24I don't want a piece of crap.
00:21:25Why did he leave?
00:21:26Hey, hey, don't leave at all.
00:21:28Oh, you're giving me a piece of cake.
00:21:30Come on.
00:21:30Come on, buddy.
00:21:38Hiya, Warden.
00:21:40We'd go up to see our pal.
00:21:41Surprise, Mark.
00:21:42Yeah, we thought he'd be kind of loathom.
00:21:43All right.
00:21:44What's his name?
00:21:45His name?
00:21:46He knows his name.
00:21:47His name is Hank.
00:21:49Hank?
00:21:49Hank who?
00:21:50Hank Jacobson?
00:21:52Hank Murphy?
00:21:53Hank Greenberg?
00:21:54I know Hank Greenberg.
00:21:55Oh, you do?
00:21:55How do we know?
00:21:56It might be Hank or Chip.
00:21:57All we know is that he's a kid that didn't do it.
00:22:00That's what they all say when they come up here.
00:22:03What's his last name?
00:22:05I think it's Schmidt.
00:22:06Schmidt.
00:22:06No, that's his alias.
00:22:07Hey, wait a minute.
00:22:08Wait a minute.
00:22:09Wait a minute.
00:22:09Salco?
00:22:10Salco.
00:22:11That's it.
00:22:11That's it.
00:22:12Henry Salco.
00:22:12Salco.
00:22:13Henry Salco.
00:22:14Yeah, Henry Salco.
00:22:15I think I can arrange for you boys to see Henry.
00:22:18Good.
00:22:19Very nice.
00:22:19What do you got in these packages here?
00:22:21That's our lunch.
00:22:22You want some coffee, Tony?
00:22:23Well, you better leave that stuff here.
00:22:25We're all arranged for the attorney over to the turnkey.
00:22:26What's the matter?
00:22:27Didn't you eat shit?
00:22:28Yeah, never mind.
00:22:29Go ahead now.
00:22:29Let me go.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30What did you think?
00:22:30You're going to turn us over to the turnkey.
00:22:32The turnkey.
00:22:32Hey, wait a minute.
00:22:35Let's go.
00:22:36Let's go.
00:22:37I hope Hank's okay.
00:22:38I hope they've been treating him nice up here.
00:22:43I caught you.
00:22:44Just come back to get my hat, Warden.
00:22:46Sorry you won't find no sugar there, but I lost my racing car.
00:22:51It's nice you guys to come and see me like this.
00:22:53Did you bring me any presents?
00:22:54Oh, yeah.
00:22:56We bought you a lot of presents with that donkey out in the office.
00:22:58Took him away from us.
00:22:59Eh, they don't trust us.
00:23:00One of the guys thought I had a hacksaw hidden in my nose.
00:23:03It's big enough.
00:23:04Gee, it's swell of you guys to come over and see me like this, even after what I've done.
00:23:08How do you treat me, Hank?
00:23:09Oh, all right, I guess.
00:23:10But there ain't no picnic, believe me.
00:23:12At least there ain't no females around here, or is there?
00:23:15Say, Hank, you know I got another baby brother since you've been gone.
00:23:17Hey, how many does that make?
00:23:18Well, that makes about 12.
00:23:1910, 8.
00:23:20Hey, you remember Fosberg, the dead of the contestant man?
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:23He got ulcer to the stomach from eating his own bologna.
00:23:25Was it bad?
00:23:26It was so bad, they had to take his stomach out and make a miniature golf course out of it.
00:23:30Hey, tell them about your dog.
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32You know that great day night guy?
00:23:33You mean a big boy?
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:34He had 43 pups.
00:23:3643 pups?
00:23:37Yeah, and it was all twins, too.
00:23:38How do you like that?
00:23:39Hey, you know that guy Joe owns a hardware store?
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:41They find them.
00:23:42Why?
00:23:43They caught them peddling hot stoves.
00:23:45Time for all business to leave.
00:23:48Come on, now.
00:23:49Come on.
00:23:49Come on.
00:23:50I can see me, will you, huh?
00:23:52I hope you do.
00:23:53Yeah, I can see me.
00:23:54He's even got priorities on.
00:23:55I don't know.
00:23:57Give me a way.
00:23:58Drop ball, ass.
00:23:58Okay.
00:23:59Hey, hey.
00:24:00Hey, bring me along.
00:24:01Come on.
00:24:02Hold that.
00:24:03Hey.
00:24:03Hey, you lost my phone.
00:24:28It was a big leaguer.
00:24:30Faceball.
00:24:32Yeah, it's him young smart Alex again.
00:24:34Maybe I ought to go out there and stop him down, huh?
00:24:36While you're out there, get something for this finger, will you?
00:24:38It really hurts.
00:24:39Oh, I'll take a chance.
00:24:40I'll go to jokes over something.
00:24:42You better do a better job than you did when you went for that show.
00:24:44Okay, okay.
00:24:45Stop squawking.
00:24:46Hold your steam.
00:24:47Can't you never learn to play some?
00:24:48There's seven and a half billion square feet of good, clean streets in New York, and you
00:24:52have to hit a dirty old window.
00:24:53Look, all I do is hit the ball.
00:24:54How do I know where it's going to go?
00:24:57So you were storing your spitballs again, huh?
00:24:59Oh, can I help it if I'm good?
00:25:01Oh, you're getting to be a genius.
00:25:02I'm going to nickname you Orson Glimpy.
00:25:04Yeah, Orson Glimpy.
00:25:06I wasn't so tired.
00:25:07I don't know who's going to get that ball, but I'm not.
00:25:09What's the point of your kids heave this thing?
00:25:11So it's you again, huh?
00:25:12It was an accident, Mr. Honest.
00:25:13Sure, a foul.
00:25:14Foul.
00:25:15Don't give him that fight talk.
00:25:16Hey, wait a minute.
00:25:17Give out with the ball.
00:25:18It ain't yours.
00:25:18Go on.
00:25:19Go away, brother.
00:25:19It's mine now.
00:25:21You going to let him get away with that?
00:25:22Sure.
00:25:22Go and ask him nicely for you.
00:25:23He might give it to you.
00:25:24He's an intelligent looking man.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:29Hey, Mr. Blake.
00:25:30Why don't you be a nice guy?
00:25:31Give me the ball back, will you?
00:25:32Get out here.
00:25:32Go away.
00:25:32You bothered me.
00:25:33Come on.
00:25:33Give me the ball back, will you?
00:25:34We need it to finish the game.
00:25:35I hate you.
00:25:36You want to make me conspicuous?
00:25:37What do you want it for?
00:25:37Come on.
00:25:38We need it.
00:25:38You can't use it.
00:25:40Here.
00:25:40Feel it.
00:25:41Is that scary or not?
00:25:42No.
00:25:42No.
00:25:43No?
00:25:44No.
00:25:44Come on.
00:25:45Give me the ball.
00:25:52Now, don't he look natural.
00:25:56Mr. Regan, this man's a crook.
00:25:57I'll say he is.
00:25:58Come on, Broccoli.
00:25:59Get on your feet.
00:25:59Broccoli?
00:26:00His name's Blake.
00:26:01Yeah, that's one of his aliases.
00:26:02Come on.
00:26:02Get up.
00:26:03What's happened?
00:26:07We've been looking for this guy for months.
00:26:08There's a $200 reward out for his capture.
00:26:10$200?
00:26:11Yeah, $200.
00:26:12Come on.
00:26:13Oh, five pounds you turn out to be.
00:26:15I'll be seeing you.
00:26:16That stumble don't look like he's waiting on the spot.
00:26:17I know that one.
00:26:19I know that one.
00:26:19I know that one.
00:26:28Why, Danny, we'll be late.
00:26:30You're not even dressed.
00:26:31Hey, sis, which one of these uniforms do you think looks best?
00:26:33Now, how should I know?
00:26:35Now, I want you to hurry.
00:26:36What's the trouble with you women?
00:26:37You don't appreciate real art.
00:26:39Look, I want you to wear that new suit I bought you for Christmas, not those old rags you have on.
00:26:43Nothing doing.
00:26:43I'm no Casanova.
00:26:45Now, look here, Danny.
00:26:46For once in your life, would you try to look decent and respectable?
00:26:49Just for me.
00:26:52Oh, all right.
00:26:53It's the top of the morning to you, me darling.
00:27:08Good morning, Joe.
00:27:09You all set?
00:27:10Well, just about.
00:27:11Danny's still dressing.
00:27:12We'll be ready in just a minute.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:13Well, if it ain't handsome Harry.
00:27:25Since when are you working this beat?
00:27:26I suppose I'll have to get to be a captain before I get my respect out of you kids.
00:27:30Oh, it's respect he wants.
00:27:32Shh.
00:27:33He's going to be a captain someday.
00:27:34Yeah, but someday ain't today.
00:27:36I said he's going to be a captain.
00:27:37Captain of what, a baseball team?
00:27:39Do my eyes deceive me.
00:27:40Good morning, Mr. Regan.
00:27:41Good morning, Danny.
00:27:42Who is this chap?
00:27:43I've never seen him before.
00:27:44The feet look familiar.
00:27:45Boy, are you sure?
00:27:46Scrooge isn't that soon.
00:27:49Why'd you get clad rags?
00:27:50What's the matter with these clothes?
00:27:52You better take them off, because they'll do back a Macy's window in five minutes.
00:27:55Cut it out, will you, fellas?
00:27:56Oh, okay, Ruth.
00:27:58You ready now?
00:27:59Let's go.
00:27:59All right, boys.
00:28:00Break it up.
00:28:00We're going to the party, too, ain't we?
00:28:02Yeah.
00:28:02What are they going to do?
00:28:03Get married?
00:28:04Come on.
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:08Danny, you have not only displayed bravery in making possible
00:28:11the apprehension of Dutch broccoli, but a spirit of fine citizenship.
00:28:16Certainly, you acted without knowledge or desire for monetary rewards.
00:28:20You are to be commended.
00:28:22Say, what's this monetary jive?
00:28:24I don't know.
00:28:25I think it's a place where he keeps dead people.
00:28:26Yeah?
00:28:28And so, Danny, it is my pleasure to present to you this $200 reward.
00:28:32You have certainly earned it.
00:28:33Thank you, sir.
00:28:35Oh, cut it out, sis.
00:28:36I'm very proud of my brother, Captain.
00:28:38You have every right to be, Miss Stephen.
00:28:40Might be smart, Danny, to give that to your sister to take care of.
00:28:42No, I can take care of it, all right.
00:28:45Thanks a lot.
00:28:46Oh, say there, Daniel, as president of this club, I think maybe I should take care of that
00:28:51for you.
00:28:52No, I'm going to take care of it.
00:28:53What do you mean?
00:28:54Come on, grease my palm.
00:28:56Danny just wants to feel it in his pocket.
00:28:58Yeah, you're not going to hold him in Daniel's pocket, though.
00:29:00Not in this suit.
00:29:01Oh, I guess he never heard about money being the root of all evil.
00:29:04Listen, Danny, as treasurer of this club, I'm only looking out for your own interest.
00:29:07You haven't even counted that, Mizuma.
00:29:09Sure, we just want to make sure that bull captain isn't shortchanging.
00:29:11Well, don't worry about it, fellas.
00:29:12I told you, I'm going to take care of it, all right.
00:29:14Listen, I've been doing a little mathematical constantly, and I figure that the boys is
00:29:17entitled to six-sevenths of the net capital.
00:29:20Yeah?
00:29:20Well, I know if you get your mitts on it, you'll go through it like water.
00:29:23That's why I'm holding on to it until I'm ready to spend it.
00:29:26You don't want to get rough or nothing, Danny.
00:29:28But we know the club's entitled to our share of that dough, and we're not going to take
00:29:31no double-crossing.
00:29:33Look, if you're not nice, we'll take it away from you.
00:29:35Come on, break it up.
00:29:36He doesn't have to give you anything.
00:29:38It's his money, and I'll get out of here before I lock you up.
00:29:40Please, Joe, don't hurt him.
00:29:41The only thing he ever hurt was his modest feelings.
00:29:47I don't think they meant anything wrong.
00:29:49Muggs and the gang don't know what I have on my mind, and I'm not telling them.
00:29:53Not yet, anyway.
00:29:54Hey, sis, I think I found what we want, just like the Yankees.
00:30:03Danny, are you sure you don't want to put the money away toward your education?
00:30:07Oh, maybe I would if it was all mine, but it's not.
00:30:10But of course it is.
00:30:11No.
00:30:12Muggs and the rest got their interest in it, too.
00:30:15Have it your own way.
00:30:16Good night.
00:30:17Hey, sis.
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:18The fella sure got sold when they thought I was keeping that dough for keeps.
00:30:23I suppose so, but I certainly don't see why.
00:30:25The money was given to you.
00:30:27I guess a girl just can't understand things right, like a fella.
00:30:36Give me a booze, Lou.
00:30:37You're still getting weak.
00:30:38Well, I ain't getting any younger.
00:30:40Hey, you sure this is the right wire stage?
00:30:41Sure, I'm sure.
00:30:42Well, come on.
00:30:43Say, I hope this thing is leading to heaven and not to other things.
00:30:47What are you worried about?
00:30:48You got no friends there anyway.
00:31:13Say, Muggs, are you sure we're doing right?
00:31:18We took a boat, didn't we?
00:31:19Six-sevenths of that dough belongs to us.
00:31:21Yeah, we're going to get it.
00:31:22Well, how much is six-sevenths of 200 folding money?
00:31:25Six-sevenths of 200?
00:31:26Six-sevenths of two fingers, sir.
00:31:28You can't do those things.
00:31:29You've got to have an adding machine.
00:31:30I'll mentalize it.
00:31:32Take 200 apples, right?
00:31:33You cut them as here, because 400.
00:31:35Better use oranges.
00:31:37I don't like apples.
00:31:37I can't cut oranges.
00:31:38They squirt my arms.
00:31:40I got it.
00:31:40We take the 200 bucks and change it into pennies.
00:31:43Oh, what a talent.
00:31:44What are you doing in here, Muggs?
00:31:57I'll give you three guesses.
00:31:59I'd only give them one.
00:32:00Say, we think we've got six-sevenths of that dough coming to us.
00:32:03Six-sevenths.
00:32:03So you think I'm holding out on you?
00:32:05We've got a supposition to settle with you.
00:32:07You've got to shell out nice and easy.
00:32:08We're going to have to take it by force.
00:32:10Listen, by all right, that dough belongs to me.
00:32:12I've got a lot that says it belongs to all of us.
00:32:14After all we've done for you.
00:32:15Can you ever hear a community property, chum?
00:32:17Come on, search the room.
00:32:20So you're going to get smart about it.
00:32:22Get out of here.
00:32:25I'll bet you're nicked on a dirty pillow.
00:32:26Pillows a little...
00:32:27Hey, where are all these pillows coming from?
00:32:28Oh, let's talk it.
00:32:29Let me get them.
00:32:30I'm talking right out of the window.
00:32:32Get away from here.
00:32:33Nice bunch of guys you are.
00:32:37Go ahead.
00:32:37Tie the place apart.
00:32:38Why don't you?
00:32:39That's a pretty good house to take, dude.
00:32:40Give me that dough.
00:32:42I was only going to count it.
00:32:43We're doing you a favor.
00:32:44Money's the root of all evil.
00:32:45Yeah, the quickest root.
00:32:46Next to a dame.
00:32:47Sure didn't take much sugar to make you sure you're true colors.
00:32:50We've only titled the six-sevenths of that dough.
00:32:52Yeah, that's right.
00:32:54How much is six-sevenths of this?
00:32:55$28,059.
00:32:56How much is one-seventh of it?
00:32:59You'll figure it out, wise guy.
00:33:01Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:33:02We'll mail you yours.
00:33:03Yeah, special delivery.
00:33:05Let's go, fellas.
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:06You sure disappointed me, Denny.
00:33:08I never expected you to be so magnanimous.
00:33:10Go on, get out of here.
00:33:11Hurry up.
00:33:23Hey, Mark.
00:33:24There's Miss Ruth.
00:33:25You're right, A.
00:33:30What did they do?
00:33:31Take your money?
00:33:32Yeah, but it's all right.
00:33:33I don't care.
00:33:34Why didn't you tell them what you were planning to do with it?
00:33:36No, I'll tell them nothing.
00:33:38Those guys are so smart, they can have the dough.
00:33:40Do you mean you're not going to do anything about it?
00:33:42No, I'm through with those guys.
00:33:45Go on to bed, sis.
00:33:46Forget about it.
00:33:47It'll be all right.
00:33:48It's okay.
00:33:55I don't know what you're shoving about.
00:34:11I ain't no hurry.
00:34:11Well, it's a good thing you're not, because you're staying right here and you produce that money.
00:34:14In that case, we'd better set up light housekeepers.
00:34:18I ought to bring my coat off.
00:34:19I should have brought my pajamas and quite few in this place smells.
00:34:22Boy, these mosquitoes don't bite you.
00:34:24They kick you.
00:34:25You got a flit gun you could loan us?
00:34:26Maybe they just let the bugs run wild.
00:34:29Where's the shower around here?
00:34:30You know, I always take a shower before I go to bed.
00:34:32Yeah, well, be sure and have a good time.
00:34:33But you're not going to be laughing tomorrow.
00:34:35I'm going to see that Danny and his sister file a robbery complaint against you,
00:34:37bunch of half-baked delinquents.
00:34:39Can you see that, Mr. Reagan, can't we edicate this matter?
00:34:41You tell that to the judge.
00:34:43By the way, what time do your story break?
00:34:44Because I've got a delicate stomach.
00:34:45Make it in 40 days, because I've got to catch up on my beauty sleep.
00:34:49All right, my fellas, this sure is just quiet.
00:34:52Don't worry about a thing.
00:34:54Those coppers can't put the finger on us.
00:34:56I don't know about the finger, but they sure got the bars on us.
00:34:59Well, that's the guy Danny's sister's going to marry, huh?
00:35:01Say some folk right.
00:35:03Just three of a kind.
00:35:04And all eat not the same piece of cheese.
00:35:06Rats, that's all.
00:35:07Look, yeah, maybe we was over presumptuous and trying to get our six-six.
00:35:12Look, Scuno, with me, it's a matter of principle.
00:35:15We've got the dough, and we're sitting tight.
00:35:17That's right.
00:35:18We're tight here in jail.
00:35:20Well, that's just a mere little technicality that has to be overcome.
00:35:23Yeah, how are we going to do that?
00:35:25Hey, Clippy.
00:35:26How about a few courses for Mendelsohn about the second moment?
00:35:29That reminds me of my mother.
00:35:30How's she on a fast practice?
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:32Hey, look at the size of his butt.
00:35:34This fella, he's got a lot of money or a lot of TV.
00:35:37Ha!
00:35:40I think I'll take all my gas.
00:35:42Swing out.
00:35:43Look at this woman here.
00:35:50Please, lose water.
00:35:51I can't even stop.
00:35:52Reminds me the time I've got a train going to fall no more.
00:35:55Whacking up the air.
00:35:56Right on the wall.
00:35:57All right, old party.
00:36:04Bring them into the captain's office.
00:36:05Hey, make up my fat and change the one on his floor.
00:36:08When do we eat breakfast?
00:36:09I've just been working up a carnivorous appetite.
00:36:11Yeah, just give me a little fresh air, and I'll be satisfied.
00:36:14I told you fellas I'd get out.
00:36:15They must have heard about my political influence.
00:36:17Hey, what's carnivorous?
00:36:18Come on, don't walk to the nearest neighbor.
00:36:22Good morning, Captain.
00:36:24Oh, good morning, Miss Stevens.
00:36:26Hello, Danny.
00:36:26Morning.
00:36:27Officer Egan phoned that you wanted us to come here right away.
00:36:29Yes, he had your brother's friends locked up all night.
00:36:32What?
00:36:32Why, that's terrible.
00:36:34You shouldn't have done that.
00:36:35I should say not.
00:36:36Well, there's no harm done to me.
00:36:37If you throw scallywigs, you're listening to nothing else.
00:36:39Well, they'll blame me.
00:36:41Oh, sis, why'd you have to stick your two cents in anyway?
00:36:43Morning, Ruth.
00:36:43Hello, Danny.
00:36:44You shouldn't have arrested the boys, Joe.
00:36:47Well, I'm sorry, Ruth, but those kids are a bad lot.
00:36:49Somebody's got to clamp down on them.
00:36:53Hey, Muggs, I didn't have anything to do with this.
00:36:55Honest.
00:36:57Tell us to your Aunt Minnie.
00:36:58Even she wouldn't listen to him.
00:37:00All right, that'll do.
00:37:00Stand over here.
00:37:02I didn't ask you to pinch these guys.
00:37:05After all, Danny, these boys appeared to have broken the law.
00:37:08As a police officer, Regan only did his duty.
00:37:11I was the one who asked Officer Regan to take a hand.
00:37:14He sure didn't waste no time.
00:37:15It wasn't Danny, really.
00:37:17Well, it wasn't his shadow.
00:37:19Please, can we go now, because my man will be wondering where her little black crow is.
00:37:23Perhaps Miss Stevens and her brother will forget this unfortunate incident
00:37:27if you boys are ready to make restitution.
00:37:29I don't need no rest.
00:37:30And if a substitution is what I think it is, I can't make it.
00:37:33No, no.
00:37:33What I mean is, return the money to Danny, Mr. Crowley.
00:37:36Well, you should do it as a matter of principle.
00:37:38The only principle I know is that he gets one seven.
00:37:41That's right.
00:37:42They got some rights to the money.
00:37:44Well, why didn't you tell me that in the first place?
00:37:46Well, I've changed my mind.
00:37:47What Danny really intended to do with the money was...
00:37:50I've changed my mind, that's all.
00:37:51Ruth, these kids broke into the house and took their money by force.
00:37:53That's enough to send them to the reform school where they belong.
00:37:55Now, if you and Danny will sign a complaint, we'll put them there.
00:37:58What do you say, Miss Stevens?
00:38:00It's up to Danny.
00:38:02I'm not signing anything.
00:38:04I guess you've done all you can, Regan.
00:38:06All right, boys, you can go now.
00:38:08Just another grave miscarriage of justice.
00:38:10Sure got a nice hotel here.
00:38:12So, gentlemen, guest.
00:38:14Hey, Mugs.
00:38:15Maybe if I told you what I was going to do with that...
00:38:17You ain't going to tell me nothing.
00:38:18I'm still the treasurer of this club.
00:38:20And you're out.
00:38:21O-U-T.
00:38:22And he does mean you.
00:38:24Go on, Canary.
00:38:25Fly back to your cage.
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:38There they are!
00:38:39Woo!
00:38:40Stop it!
00:38:41Hey, get out and move that hydrant.
00:38:42Are you kidding?
00:38:43No, go ahead and move it out.
00:38:44I don't want it.
00:38:45Hey, you think we should give him a ride?
00:38:46We should have taken him for a ride a long time ago.
00:38:49Yeah, a one-way ride.
00:38:51Well, he's ostracized from the gang, and that's all of us, too.
00:38:53We ain't taking him for no rides under no circumstances.
00:38:56Why do you think there's only five of us, because our limousine only holds five?
00:38:59We ain't got no room for a chump whose head is getting so big he can't see his own feet.
00:39:03Listen, you lame brains.
00:39:04I told you what would happen if you got your hands on that dope.
00:39:06You went and blew it in on a junk heap I wouldn't even be seen riding in.
00:39:09What were you going to do with the money?
00:39:10Buy a torso for your sister so she could marry that blowhard copper?
00:39:13What gave you that idea?
00:39:16I said, what gave you that bright idea?
00:39:19A little boy told her to us.
00:39:21Yeah, well, I know five little birds would have to get their wings clipped if I had my way.
00:39:24If you had your way, you'd have a reform school on every corner with sweatshops or bedrooms.
00:39:28Yeah, I'd sweat some of the meanness out of you brats.
00:39:31You must lead a lot of lemons to get that disposition.
00:39:37I'm surprised at you, Joe.
00:39:39Yeah, I suppose I shouldn't let them get my goat, but they're a bad lot, Ruth.
00:39:42That's not true.
00:39:44You just don't understand them.
00:39:45Oh, what do you mean?
00:39:46I was a kid myself once.
00:39:47Of course.
00:39:49The backyard to play in, spending money in your pocket, new suit for Sunday, and a church just around the corner.
00:39:55These boys never had those advantages, Joe.
00:39:58Most of them never even had a new pair of shoes in their lives.
00:40:01The only playground they know is the street.
00:40:03They've had to fight for every inch of the elbow room.
00:40:07Sure, they're tough, but not half as tough as they appear.
00:40:10I want you to believe that, Joe.
00:40:11Well, I'd like to, Ruth, but seeing is believing, and I've been patrolling this beat for three months now.
00:40:16You can give the kids a break until you know them better, will you?
00:40:18Where, you going to the hospital?
00:40:19Mm-hmm.
00:40:20Come on, I'll walk your way.
00:40:21All right.
00:40:23You all recollect, Danny always did say we'd never buy uniforms for our team.
00:40:28Yeah, we should have bought the uniforms instead of buying that Jeep with nine-day trembles.
00:40:32Will you shut up about that deal?
00:40:34That's all over and done with.
00:40:35You was the one that wanted to cut.
00:40:36You was the one that told me to put down a down payment.
00:40:38You was the one that made me sign the paper.
00:40:41And you keep complaining about it.
00:40:43Besides, you can't do nothing with uniforms.
00:40:45You can wear them, that's all.
00:40:46In a car, you can go places, see people, do a lot of things.
00:40:49All you have to do is get some tires.
00:40:50So what?
00:40:50Well, you're a sugar.
00:40:51I want to go out west.
00:40:52I need a trip.
00:40:53Yeah, man, hanging around here ain't no fun no more.
00:40:56Yeah, this neighborhood's kind of changed, ain't it?
00:40:58Sure, with Hank and Gerald and Danny and a gang.
00:41:00What do I got to live for?
00:41:01If you would stop dripping from the lip, just momentarily we would take a trip.
00:41:08But I can't think of trips when you keep interrupting my conservation.
00:41:12Oh, you pick on me because you're older than me.
00:41:15You're talking about going out west, do you mean California?
00:41:17Yeah, would I like California?
00:41:19Would I like that California sunshine?
00:41:21I bet you I could get tanned like you.
00:41:22Like me?
00:41:23Well, you could stand a little car there, Glimpy.
00:41:26I ain't kidding either.
00:41:27Well, we're right.
00:41:29I got those.
00:41:30I got 72 cents.
00:41:31We leave in the morning.
00:41:32For California?
00:41:33Nah, California's too far.
00:41:35Maybe Los Angeles or Hollywood.
00:41:37I don't like to disillusion you at your age, Glimpy.
00:41:40But Hollywood is in Los Angeles.
00:41:43And Los Angeles is in California, period.
00:41:46Yeah, Florida ain't gonna like that.
00:41:53There we are!
00:41:59I'll never get over it as long as I live.
00:42:01There's two years, the Cherry Street Baseball Club
00:42:04finally gets up enough noise to challenge us,
00:42:05and we ain't got no team.
00:42:06Yeah, if we had Hank and Danny with us,
00:42:08we'd have a full team.
00:42:09Maybe we should change the old basketball team.
00:42:11Maybe you're right.
00:42:12Watch, that's easy to get games.
00:42:17Hey, Hank!
00:42:18Hiya, fellas.
00:42:19How are you?
00:42:19Look at Jack Warner's back in his corner.
00:42:22Why don't you get back?
00:42:23You know, it gets kind of lonesome up in that jail,
00:42:25so I decided to take a little vacation.
00:42:27What are you getting at?
00:42:27Yeah, what are you getting at?
00:42:29Tell me up, will you, fellas?
00:42:30Tell me up.
00:42:30You ain't kids, no more.
00:42:32I broke out of the jail.
00:42:33You ain't got a legal?
00:42:34Yeah!
00:42:34We got a legal deal for that.
00:42:36You can go back for ten years for that.
00:42:37Take it easy.
00:42:39Butch Broccoli did the breaking out.
00:42:41I just went along for the ride.
00:42:42I told you not to tangle with that phone.
00:42:44Two years you would have been patrolled.
00:42:45Parole! Parole!
00:42:47Watch out, you'll wind up in jail.
00:42:49Listen, any one of you guys would have done the same
00:42:51if you've been up in that jail for a month like I was.
00:42:53I took the only way out,
00:42:54even if it was with Butch Broccoli.
00:42:56And I made it clear, too.
00:42:58Yeah, you made it clear.
00:42:59We're back to the clubhouse,
00:43:00and you thought we'd hide you out
00:43:01and give you a little protection, huh?
00:43:02Yeah, well, we ain't gonna do it, see?
00:43:04Who's asking for protection?
00:43:05What's gluing your feet to the floor, then?
00:43:07Ah, leave him alone, will you?
00:43:09Look, if you guys want to know
00:43:11why I really came back here, I'll tell you.
00:43:12Butch and his pal broke out, too,
00:43:14and they're gunning for Danny.
00:43:15Are you kidding?
00:43:16No, I'm not kidding.
00:43:17Butch says he's gonna rub Danny out
00:43:18for stooling on him.
00:43:19Well, why didn't you tell us sooner?
00:43:20Well, I'm telling you now.
00:43:22Now, the best thing for you guys to do
00:43:23is to grab hold of Danny
00:43:24and put him on the wrap
00:43:24so Butch Broccoli can't find him.
00:43:26Look, maybe I was a little impulsive, see?
00:43:28You better hide out here
00:43:29until this thing blows over.
00:43:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:32Thanks a lot anyway, fellas,
00:43:34but if I got caught here
00:43:35it'd get you guys in trouble.
00:43:37I can take care of myself.
00:43:38Now, get hold of Danny.
00:43:42I'm thinking Danny
00:43:43don't want no bother out of us
00:43:44after all we've done to him.
00:43:46Scuno could be right at that.
00:43:48We're Danny's pals, aren't we?
00:43:49He's our pal.
00:43:51Well, we're seeing him through this, see?
00:43:52And we're gonna take care
00:43:52of that Butch Broccoli.
00:43:54Now, come on now.
00:43:55Stop picking on me all the time, wise guy.
00:44:02All right, kid, you're coming with me.
00:44:08What for?
00:44:08You know what for.
00:44:09The boss wants to see you.
00:44:11Come on.
00:44:17Where's Danny?
00:44:17Yeah, we want to see him.
00:44:19I thought you boys
00:44:19weren't speaking to Danny.
00:44:20We said we are speaking to him.
00:44:22This is an important business.
00:44:23About something that might happen.
00:44:24Shut up.
00:44:24Is he here or isn't he?
00:44:26No, I sent him to the store.
00:44:27Is there any trouble?
00:44:29No, but there might be.
00:44:31Come on, pals.
00:44:31Let's find him.
00:44:37Now where are we gonna look?
00:44:39I don't know.
00:44:39Let's try Fosberg's delicatessen.
00:44:45Say, maybe Danny went away
00:44:46like we was gonna do.
00:44:47Maybe Butch picked him up already.
00:44:49You know anything else cheerful?
00:44:50Let's look in the pool room.
00:44:51You don't play pool.
00:44:52He's gotta be somewhere.
00:44:53Let's try anyhow.
00:44:54Have you heard from Danny yet?
00:44:59No, I haven't.
00:45:00And I'm here at the hospital.
00:45:01This boy's had me worried.
00:45:02What's this all about?
00:45:03Tell him, Muggs.
00:45:04Remember Butch Broccoli?
00:45:05Yes.
00:45:05Well, he busted out of jail
00:45:06and he's looking for Danny.
00:45:07He's gonna get even with him
00:45:08for squealing on him.
00:45:09And that's why we gotta find him.
00:45:10Well, I'll call the police.
00:45:12Nick's on that.
00:45:13Hank gave us the tip
00:45:14and we don't want to get him
00:45:14in any trouble.
00:45:19Hello?
00:45:21Yes, just a moment.
00:45:22It's for you.
00:45:23It sounds like Hank.
00:45:25Hello.
00:45:25Hello, Muggs.
00:45:26Hank.
00:45:27Mike just grabbed Danny.
00:45:28He's taking him over
00:45:28to the old poultry warehouse
00:45:29on Clancy Street.
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:31Don't ask questions.
00:45:32Hurry up.
00:45:36They got Danny.
00:45:37They got him down
00:45:37at that old poultry warehouse.
00:45:39And he used to run.
00:45:40Come on, let's get out of there then.
00:45:43Get in there.
00:45:51Get out of there, Carlos.
00:45:52Go through the alley.
00:45:53Oh, what are you talking about?
00:46:00Keep moving.
00:46:06Hello, kid.
00:46:07You remember me?
00:46:08I'll pick him up
00:46:09easy as spitting.
00:46:10Anybody see you?
00:46:11No, no one that matters.
00:46:13What's the matter, kid?
00:46:13You scared?
00:46:14I'm not afraid of you
00:46:15or anybody like you.
00:46:16Gee, you're afraid.
00:46:17Your sister ought to be
00:46:18proud of a kid like you.
00:46:19By the way,
00:46:20how is your sister?
00:46:21It's none of your business.
00:46:22Why, you're fresh little smile, Alec.
00:46:24I got to take care of pushing me.
00:46:26You got any of that
00:46:26reward money on you?
00:46:27If I did have,
00:46:28you wouldn't get it.
00:46:29Oh, no?
00:46:29Well, we'll find out.
00:46:30Mike, take care of him.
00:46:31Hey, what's that for?
00:46:40Don't you know what's the following
00:46:40kid to kid when he's down?
00:46:42Now do it right.
00:46:42Oh, it's locked.
00:46:53Let's go around the bank.
00:46:54Come on.
00:46:57Oh, I can't listen to this.
00:46:58I'm two and you, Mom.
00:47:02Oh!
00:47:02Oh!
00:47:03Oh!
00:47:05Oh!
00:47:05Boy, when I get my hands on that broccoli,
00:47:13I'll tear them limp from limp.
00:47:14Save a few pieces for us,
00:47:15will you?
00:47:18Don't stick together.
00:47:19Hey, Scurro.
00:47:33Yeah?
00:47:33Take a look down that corner.
00:47:35Hey, we skinny out there.
00:47:40Now, what's here, Scurro?
00:47:41Nothing down here,
00:47:42but if the case isn't better.
00:47:44How about you, Skinny?
00:47:45Nothing over here, either.
00:47:47Hey, where's Cleary?
00:47:49Yeah, where is Cleary?
00:47:50Yeah, where'd he go?
00:47:51Hey.
00:47:54Hey, Glenn.
00:47:56Glenn!
00:47:56I wonder where he went.
00:47:57I don't know.
00:47:59Always playing games.
00:48:01Get down off there.
00:48:03What are you waiting for?
00:48:04Get him down, quick.
00:48:10Come on, what's the matter?
00:48:12Hurry.
00:48:13Hurry, you never mind.
00:48:14You're where's Danny.
00:48:15There he is.
00:48:16Danny.
00:48:18Hey, Danny.
00:48:18Danny, what's he doing to you?
00:48:20Look, look.
00:48:21Says he dead, Mom?
00:48:22Oh, you said we gotta get him to the hospital quick.
00:48:23What are we waiting for?
00:48:26Grab his seat.
00:48:26Easy, easy.
00:48:27Got him?
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:28Oh, doctor.
00:48:40How serious is it?
00:48:43Well, from my diagnosis...
00:48:45This is Danny's sister, doc.
00:48:46Oh, I see.
00:48:48Well, there isn't very much we can do for him.
00:48:50You mean he's gonna kick in?
00:48:52He's in a very serious condition.
00:48:54You see, these x-rays show that fractures and contusion require a very delicate operation by a brain specialist.
00:49:02Dr. Ormsby, for instance?
00:49:04I know of no one who would be more qualified.
00:49:07Well, let's get him.
00:49:09He's terribly expensive.
00:49:10We'll take care of that.
00:49:11Come on, let's get him on the phone.
00:49:12Can you get Dr. Ormsby's office, please?
00:49:20I wouldn't worry about this, fellas.
00:49:22Lots of doctors is wrong in their diagnoses.
00:49:24Sure, sure.
00:49:24They're not always right, you know.
00:49:26They make mistakes, too.
00:49:27Hello?
00:49:29Yes, this is Dr. Ormsby's office.
00:49:31I'm sorry, he's not in.
00:49:34Oh, he's at home.
00:49:35He's leaving town this afternoon.
00:49:37Oh, I see.
00:49:39Well, what's the matter?
00:49:42Won't he do it?
00:49:43Leaving town this afternoon.
00:49:45He can't do that.
00:49:46I'll say, can't we'll get him back yet?
00:49:48We have to operate on him.
00:49:49Sure, we're all in so much money, he can't turn this down.
00:50:01Hey, I hope this guy's here.
00:50:03He must be here.
00:50:04Nobody would leave a nice place like this.
00:50:09Are you Dr. Ormsby?
00:50:13No, I'm not.
00:50:14Have you an appointment with the doctor?
00:50:15Not exactly, but we've just got to see him.
00:50:17I'm Dr. Ormsby.
00:50:18What can I do for you boys?
00:50:19Why don't you do a little operating on a power bar, because if you don't, he's going to crow.
00:50:21I'm sorry, young man.
00:50:22I just had my bags downstairs.
00:50:24I'm leaving in five minutes for Cleveland to address the convention there.
00:50:26You can't run out on us.
00:50:28No, sir.
00:50:28We're the old business.
00:50:29Cash on the head.
00:50:30Well, I'd like to help you boys out, but I'm afraid it's utterly impossible.
00:50:33This is one case you can't afford to turn down.
00:50:35Won't give you the most money you've ever got in your life for one job.
00:50:38Thirty-six bucks.
00:50:39Money's no object.
00:50:40Yeah, and we'll throw it sixty cents for good measure.
00:50:42Well, now, that's very interesting.
00:50:44But if so happens, my minimum fee is a thousand dollars.
00:50:47There ain't that much money in the world.
00:50:49A grand to throw.
00:50:51Are you kidding, Doc?
00:50:52No.
00:50:53Well, maybe we can make a little deal.
00:50:55We've got a bus downstairs.
00:50:56Ain't much to look at, and the motor's a little broken down.
00:50:58But we'll throw that in, too.
00:51:00Oh, you've got to do it, Doc.
00:51:01You're the only one that can save Danny.
00:51:03Yeah, that's what they told us at the hospital.
00:51:05Who told you such a thing?
00:51:06The guy who takes the pictures.
00:51:08Now, this friend of yours, how did he get hurt?
00:51:11Was he mixed up in some robbery?
00:51:13Oh, smack in the eye.
00:51:15Now, wait a minute, please.
00:51:17Holy friend.
00:51:18Look, Danny don't pull no funny business.
00:51:20The rest of us fellas in the gang, we ain't got no angel wings, and maybe Danny ain't neither.
00:51:23If he wouldn't snatch a nickel out of a blind man's cup.
00:51:25He even says his prayers at night.
00:51:27It's just that his sister, learning how he knocked over a hot mug.
00:51:31He knocked over a what?
00:51:32You don't know, turns a slippery gink over to the coppers.
00:51:35I don't quite follow.
00:51:37Don't you understand English?
00:51:38Well, not that kind.
00:51:39Look, it was a crook.
00:51:41So the cops was looking for him.
00:51:42So Danny captured him.
00:51:43Oh, I see.
00:51:44Then he gave him a $200 reward.
00:51:47And we figured that...
00:51:47Hey, you're up in a blind alley.
00:51:49Yeah, that's right.
00:51:51Well, anyhow, they send this crook up for a long stretch, see?
00:51:54But he busts out of jail and he comes on a prowl for Danny.
00:51:56Danny's only a kid.
00:52:00You don't have no chance against those big monsters.
00:52:02You want to see what they've done to him, Doc?
00:52:04He almost murdered him.
00:52:06He beat him all over the place.
00:52:09Danny ain't got much of a chance to live, Doc.
00:52:11He ain't got no chance at all unless you come and help him.
00:52:13Oh, how about it, Doc?
00:52:14Please.
00:52:23Sit down, boys.
00:52:24Relax.
00:52:30Operator, this is Dr. Ormsby.
00:52:32Get me to the Bowery Receiving Hospital right away, will you?
00:52:44I wonder how long will these medical excavation generally take?
00:53:07Depends on how bad you're hurt.
00:53:08He's hurt bad.
00:53:09If that doctor don't pull him through, he's going to be hurt a lot better.
00:53:14Say, how long's it been since you kids had anything to eat?
00:53:17Ah, who's hungry?
00:53:18Hiya!
00:53:19Get out of here.
00:53:23Oh, nurse.
00:53:25Do you know how long they're going to be in the operating room?
00:53:27Well, I'm sure I don't know.
00:53:29Well, how long are you going to be tied up?
00:53:30Oh, that depends.
00:53:31Why?
00:53:32Well, I thought maybe you'd like to operate on me, huh?
00:53:35Oh, I'd be delighted.
00:53:37Which would you prefer to have cut out, your duodenum or your sacraliac?
00:53:41Well, I've already had my ties and sugar cut out,
00:53:43and I thought maybe you'd like to cut my heart out.
00:53:46I think your heart still belongs to your mama.
00:53:50Oh, don't drink that.
00:53:51It's a sedative.
00:53:53Oh, nothing could put me to sleep with you around.
00:54:02It's a nice time to be flitting with girls.
00:54:04You ought to get a mechanic to operate on your brain.
00:54:06Oh, can I help it if I look like Valentino?
00:54:08No.
00:54:13Ruth, they didn't croak him, did they?
00:54:28No, Muggs.
00:54:29He's still alive.
00:54:30How'd it go, Ruth?
00:54:31Well, Dr. Ormsby's given him his one chance.
00:54:34Boys, you might as well go home.
00:54:36There's nothing any of us can do now except wait and pray a little.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:42Go, fellas.
00:54:42Somebody take that hat and sweater.
00:54:44Now, listen, fellas.
00:54:45I guess I've been pretty much of a sourpuss up to now.
00:54:48Will you try and forget it?
00:54:49Eh, sure.
00:54:50No hard feelings.
00:54:54Gee, Mr. Regan, I always knew you were a right guy,
00:54:56except for your disposition.
00:54:57What are you hanging around here for?
00:55:10Can't go to home and go to bed.
00:55:12Yeah, why don't we?
00:55:13You fair boys talk a whole lot just to hear yourself talk.
00:55:17Eh, I guess you're right, Spino.
00:55:20I wonder if Hank knows how bad Danny is.
00:55:22Well, yeah.
00:55:22Hank always liked Danny.
00:55:24Yeah, I guess more than the rest of us do.
00:55:26Who cares about who likes who?
00:55:29There's one thing we've got to worry about right now.
00:55:31That's pulling Danny through.
00:55:33Then we ought to do like Danny does.
00:55:36Pray.
00:55:40Pray?
00:55:41Sure.
00:55:43I don't think that would do any good.
00:55:45I don't think anybody would listen to us.
00:55:47I only wish I knew some words.
00:55:50You don't have to know words to pray.
00:55:52Ain't the words that count it's the feeling.
00:55:54I didn't mean to keep that money.
00:56:00You don't know me better than myself.
00:56:06Do you understand what he's talking about?
00:56:08About a misunderstanding he had with his friends.
00:56:11Are those boys still here?
00:56:13No, I sent them away.
00:56:14I suspect your brother is suffering for more than one kind of wound.
00:56:26He isn't rallying, is that hope?
00:56:27Listen, Lord.
00:56:48Dear Lord.
00:56:50I don't want to ask you for no favors.
00:56:55Because you don't owe me nothing.
00:56:57I never did nothing for you.
00:57:01Just asking your mother for money when she's broke.
00:57:05I can't get it anyhow.
00:57:08I just want you to do this little thing for a friend of mine.
00:57:12Danny.
00:57:13He's pretty sick now.
00:57:16Maybe too sick to pray himself.
00:57:17You know, you got to put him through, Lord.
00:57:32That's all.
00:57:33Ruth would like for you to come back over to the hospital, fellas.
00:57:41Danny's not doing so good.
00:57:43You see, he thinks you don't like him anymore,
00:57:44so if there's anything he could do to ease his mind about it.
00:57:47Danny thinks we don't like him anymore.
00:57:49I believe he's just going up to see him right now.
00:57:51Wasn't we, fellas?
00:57:52Well, why?
00:57:52He never wanted you to know it,
00:57:55but that money he was holding out,
00:57:56he was going to use that to buy uniforms for your baseball team.
00:57:59Uniforms.
00:58:01Oh, uniforms.
00:58:03Sure, sure, we knew that all the time.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:21How are you there, Danny?
00:58:23How are you feeling?
00:58:24Does it make any difference to you?
00:58:32Does it make any difference?
00:58:34Sure, it makes a difference, Danny.
00:58:36What you have to do now is get well
00:58:38so you can come back and get even with us, fellas,
00:58:39back and like such a bunch of dummies.
00:58:42I was the only dummy, Marks.
00:58:46No, it wasn't you.
00:58:48Don't argue about that now.
00:58:50Main thing is that you ain't holding nothing against us
00:58:53and that you'll come back to the club.
00:58:56I'd be swell if the fellas want me.
00:58:59Sure, they want you, Danny.
00:59:01They need you bad.
00:59:02Things ain't been the same since you left.
00:59:13Mark, Hank's coming to see you.
00:59:21Hello, Danny.
00:59:23There you are, Hank.
00:59:26Good old Hank.
00:59:29We missed you.
00:59:36Danny, you've got to get well soon
00:59:37so we can get the old baseball team together.
00:59:39Remember those hot games you used to have?
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:41Hey, you remember that game on July 4th
00:59:43when he saved us?
00:59:43Sure, he won the game.
00:59:44You sure did.
00:59:45I'm sorry, boys, but you've visited long enough.
00:59:47Yes, sir.
00:59:48So long, Danny.
00:59:49Get better, kid.
00:59:50We'll be later, Danny.
00:59:51We'll be back in there real quick.
00:59:53We'll bring you a lot of stuff.
00:59:54We'll bring you flowers and candy and everything.
01:00:02Danny's pretty bad, huh?
01:00:03We're going to take you up over Niagara Falls.
01:00:05Hey, Mr. Regan.
01:00:10What are you doing here?
01:00:11Sorry, son.
01:00:12I've got to take him.
01:00:13But he was only here to see Danny.
01:00:14Forget it, fellas.
01:00:15I understand.
01:00:17But couldn't you give me a break
01:00:18just until we find out how Danny makes out
01:00:19just for tonight?
01:00:21Sure.
01:00:21He won't run away.
01:00:22I'll stick around.
01:00:23No kidding.
01:00:23Yeah, you know, and his own recognisers.
01:00:25We'll take good care of him.
01:00:26Honestly, we will.
01:00:27Okay.
01:00:30It's on my own neck,
01:00:31but I'll take a chance with it.
01:00:32Thanks.
01:00:35See, he sure wouldn't come down
01:00:37off his high perch, ain't he?
01:00:38He'll get by in a flack of blackbirds.
01:00:41He's not as bad as he looks.
01:00:44Hey, here's the doc.
01:00:46How's he doing, doc?
01:00:47Well, he's sleeping now,
01:00:48but I think he's going to be all right.
01:00:50You all know how I believe
01:00:50this business of praying pays dividends.
01:00:53How about the doc here?
01:00:54He had something to do with it.
01:00:55You really think he's going to beat the rap, huh, doc?
01:00:57Yes, he's taking a new lease on life
01:00:58after talking to you boys.
01:01:00That's swell, doc.
01:01:01Thanks for everything.
01:01:02That's all right.
01:01:03Oh, uh, boys.
01:01:05About that, uh, money.
01:01:07What the money?
01:01:08The money?
01:01:08Sure, we got the money.
01:01:09We sold off free, but we got 96 bucks.
01:01:11Oh, I want you boys to keep it.
01:01:13I've been paid in a different sort of a way.
01:01:16Oh, we couldn't do that, doc.
01:01:18We wouldn't know what to do with so much dough.
01:01:19Uh, I'll tell you.
01:01:21Maybe you can use it to buy some baseball uniforms.
01:01:25Uniforms?
01:01:25Yeah.
01:01:26Hey, we forgot all about the uniforms.
01:01:27Of course you did.
01:01:28Yeah, with Hank and Danny.
01:01:29What a team.
01:01:30We can buy the best uniforms you want.
01:01:32Thanks a lot, doc.
01:01:32Hey, do you think you can get it all for the summer?
01:01:41You get some sleep now.
01:01:42Danny will be all right, I'm sure.
01:01:44Thanks for being so nice to the other boys, too.
01:01:47Oh, they're not such a bad bunch.
01:01:49That's what I've been trying to tell you.
01:01:50You just have to know people who like them.
01:01:52Well, maybe that's why I like you so much.
01:01:55Good night.
01:01:56Good night.
01:02:05Hello, Nursey.
01:02:07Joe!
01:02:08Joe!
01:02:09Don't be afraid, Nursey.
01:02:13Bruce!
01:02:13Bruce, what's the matter?
01:02:14It's Broccoli!
01:02:16Come on out, Broccoli.
01:02:18Get back to your apartment.
01:02:19Somebody telephone headquarters.
01:02:20Hurry up!
01:02:21Better get away from there, copper,
01:02:22before someone gets hurt.
01:02:24Hey, what's cooking?
01:02:25Broccoli's in there.
01:02:26He's got roof.
01:02:27Well, let's go on and get him.
01:02:27Get away from that door.
01:02:28He's got a gun.
01:02:30Hey, fellas.
01:02:31Let's go.
01:02:34We're coming out.
01:02:36Well, if you do, you better come shoot him.
01:02:37Where's Broccoli?
01:03:00I don't know.
01:03:01Maybe he won't have to catch you.
01:03:02Get him up.
01:03:12I am.
01:03:14Oh, it's you.
01:03:15Go pet your marbles.
01:03:16I mean, I want to talk to you.
01:03:18Well, talk to me, Harold.
01:03:18What do you want?
01:03:25Hey, Mr. Regan!
01:03:26Nice work, Frank.
01:03:35Thanks.
01:03:37Now, Colvin, what?
01:03:39Every time I see that muggy's on his back.
01:03:41It looks natural.
01:03:47Looks like a place.
01:03:48Fire!
01:03:48Fire, Sam!
01:03:49Fire!
01:03:50Fire!
01:03:50Fire!
01:03:50Fire!
01:03:50You're getting great, Dad.
01:03:52You look great in those uniforms.
01:03:53We've got one for you, too.
01:03:54Fire and a half for sauce.
01:03:55No kidding.
01:03:55We finally got that game with the Cherry Street Baseball team.
01:03:57Yeah, we just signed the contract.
01:03:59Actually, we rip them.
01:03:59You're going to pitch, too, all except the first game.
01:04:01Bruno has to pitch the first game.
01:04:03Why?
01:04:03Because it's a night game.
01:04:04I'm not pitcher?
01:04:05No.
01:04:06I'm taking all my bats and balls to go home.
01:04:07Oh, wait a minute.
01:04:08Listen, Cliff.
01:04:09Hey, Cliff, we're going to promote you.
01:04:11We're going to make you the mascot.
01:04:12Next thing I know, you'll be throwing me a bone.
01:04:14Oh, we won't show you no bones.
01:04:15We'll let you work out with the pitchers and the bullpen.
01:04:17You don't see no horns on me.
01:04:18No, but I see scars where they used to be.
01:04:20Hey, Hank!
01:04:21Hiya, Hank!
01:04:22Hiya, Danny, how you feel?
01:04:26Hello, Cliff.
01:04:27Stay there, Mr. Regan.
01:04:28Everything copacetic?
01:04:29Yep, it's all yours from now on.
01:04:30And this time I'm staying putt.
01:04:31We've got a uniform for you.
01:04:33Size 34, approximately.
01:04:34Good.
01:04:35Hello, gorgeous.
01:04:36You'd like to join my ball team?
01:04:38Why, you cute little thing.
01:04:41I bet you tell that to all the boys.
01:04:43Oh, no finesse, no technique, nothing.
01:04:48Come over here a minute.
01:04:49I'll give you a few cryptic lessons in oscillation.
01:04:52Watch this, boys.
01:04:58Charles Boyeski.
01:05:00See that?
01:05:02Nothing to it.
01:05:04Nothing at all.
01:05:05You've got to have a little experience, that's all.
01:05:11Move over, Danny.
01:05:12I'm running up a pepper jam.
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