2017 Paper Year (FULL HOT MOVIE) Andie MacDowell, Avan Jogia, Eve Hewson

World Cinema

Franny (Eve Hewson) and Dan (Avan Jogia) are fresh-faced, 22-year old newlyweds playing house and juggling new jobs in Los Angeles. When Franny falls for a coworker (Hamish Linklater), they face the challenges of growing up together.

Transcript

00:00:00They say for every boy and girl

00:00:16They're just one love in this whole world

00:00:19And I know I've found mine

00:00:24The heavenly touch of your embrace

00:00:30Tells me no one could take your place

00:00:33Ever in my heart

00:00:39I love you

00:00:45I love you

00:00:49I love you

00:00:51Congratulations, congratulations

00:00:54Good luck to you and your baby

00:00:56Congratulations, congratulations

00:00:58Thank you, good night

00:01:02Young love, first love

00:01:06Filled with true devotion

00:01:13Young love, our love

00:01:20Your love we share with deep emotion

00:01:27Just one kiss from your sweet lips

00:01:33Will tell me that your love is real

00:01:36And I can feel that it's true

00:01:41We got married, mom

00:01:49Oh my god, oh my god, did you hear that, Jim?

00:01:53I'm so happy that he's married

00:01:56Yeah, yeah, I made an honest woman out of her

00:01:58Aren't you going to say anything, Nate?

00:02:02Congratulations, honey

00:02:03Thanks, dad

00:02:04What? They already did it

00:02:06What's there to say?

00:02:09Joanne? Nate?

00:02:12You'll have to come visit us

00:02:13Oh, Pearl

00:02:14That sounds just lovely

00:02:17Sorry, you're frozen again

00:02:19What was that?

00:02:20Oh, okay, mom

00:02:21I think I'm going to find some better Wi-Fi here

00:02:24Can you hear me now?

00:02:26I'm still off, Danny

00:02:28Mom

00:02:28Hello?

00:02:29The more you move around

00:02:31Nope

00:02:33Can you just stop rotating the cameras?

00:02:37I need coffee

00:02:38What are you two going to do about money?

00:02:54I don't know, mom

00:02:56Make it

00:02:57Neither one of you has a job

00:02:59Dan's a very good actor

00:03:01Who's never booked a gig

00:03:03He has booked gigs

00:03:05He's booked tons of gigs

00:03:06I don't know why you quit working at the firm

00:03:08Your father could still use your help

00:03:10Mom, I told you I'm a writer

00:03:12If I take a job, then I'm suddenly that thing

00:03:14And I'm not a writer

00:03:15We're giving you money

00:03:17I don't need it

00:03:20I just wish that you would have invited us

00:03:25I know

00:03:28Oh, great

00:03:29You guys make coffee?

00:03:31Amazing

00:03:32Mom, see this kitchen?

00:03:33Yes

00:03:34See the kitchen?

00:03:35My mom loves a good kitchen

00:03:37Can you grab that for me?

00:03:49Yeah

00:03:50You want me to do it?

00:04:03I can do it

00:04:04I can do it

00:04:06You just gotta twist the thing

00:04:08I got it

00:04:08No, you

00:04:09I got it

00:04:10Oh

00:04:13It's hard

00:04:16I hope you feel better

00:04:19You know, tummy

00:04:20My tum tum

00:04:23You can have as much as you want

00:04:29We're rich now

00:04:30Really?

00:04:31Yeah

00:04:31We got all this free money from our wedding

00:04:33Man, maybe I should get married

00:04:35I'm so porous

00:04:36Yeah, it's pretty sweet

00:04:37So far we've gotten like $800 from like aunts and uncles

00:04:42And my mom's where Mormon from

00:04:43It's amazing

00:04:44We should get hitched

00:04:45We'll get hitched

00:04:46Just get loaded

00:04:48Yeah

00:04:49All right, let's do it

00:04:51Okay

00:04:51You guys want burnt hot dogs?

00:04:55I'm sorry

00:04:55I left them on the grill too long

00:04:57And I just

00:04:58I was not thinking

00:05:00And I was looking

00:05:00Drinking beer

00:05:01It's okay

00:05:01Ah, Mary

00:05:02Mary

00:05:03Okay, okay

00:05:04You're married

00:05:06You're married

00:05:06Oh, I know

00:05:07I'm a married man

00:05:08Don't touch me like that

00:05:09That's cute

00:05:12You guys wanting more beers?

00:05:14Whoa, that was a nice one

00:05:15You would f*** my grandpa

00:05:17That's for sure

00:05:19Of course I would

00:05:20He's a sexual woman

00:05:21I wouldn't put that past you

00:05:22You were always the first to do everything

00:05:25That's not true

00:05:26Oh my god, it's so true

00:05:28No

00:05:28Yes, you kissed a boy first

00:05:30Spin the bottle of Michael Labner

00:05:33But that doesn't count

00:05:34It does count

00:05:35No way

00:05:37You were the one to get pregnant first

00:05:38Yeah, I won that one

00:05:40But this is big

00:05:42Yeah

00:05:44Dude, it's big

00:05:47You should throw a party

00:05:49That's what we're doing

00:05:51No, like a real party

00:05:53Like a real wedding

00:05:54No, no, no

00:05:56We're all that wedding bullshit

00:05:58That's not really our thing

00:05:59Oh, come on

00:06:01Of course it's your thing

00:06:02No

00:06:03It's everyone's thing

00:06:04Let's celebrate

00:06:05I don't know

00:06:08Fine

00:06:09I guess it's easier to just run away

00:06:12Go to the courthouse

00:06:13Have no one watching

00:06:15No, it was cheaper

00:06:16Mm-hmm

00:06:17How'd your mom take it?

00:06:21She flipped

00:06:22Oh, Joanne

00:06:25Joanne

00:06:26Big J

00:06:27Big J

00:06:28Big J

00:06:30Big J

00:06:30J's in the house

00:06:31Oh, she must have flipped

00:06:33Oh, it was like

00:06:34The worst day of her life

00:06:36For sure

00:06:36Oh, got a text

00:06:38What?

00:06:40Oh, holy shit

00:06:41This fucking guy

00:06:42Oh, okay

00:06:43What's this?

00:06:45Okay

00:06:45I want to shave your

00:06:47And put it on my face

00:06:49Oh

00:06:49Dad

00:06:50That's awesome

00:06:52You have to date him

00:06:53But I'll eat the ending up to you

00:06:58The ending up to you

00:07:03At this point

00:07:07I'm running against the clock

00:07:09And I taste the soup

00:07:10And I decide I need to look down to it

00:07:11So I grab the cheese

00:07:12Work carefully to get acid reflux

00:07:14Throw them in the mixer

00:07:14It's a big gamble

00:07:16But it's a risk I've got to take

00:07:18Mm, yeah

00:07:20Come on

00:07:23It's the second time

00:07:32It's done it this week

00:07:33I know

00:07:34And you get a new one

00:07:34I know

00:07:35Oh, wow

00:07:37I can flip my hair for you

00:07:39Hair flip?

00:07:40Mm-hmm

00:07:40Yeah

00:07:40Say what you want

00:07:43That works for me

00:07:44Is your rash gone?

00:07:49Yeah

00:07:49Really?

00:07:51Yeah

00:07:51Hey, I got this

00:08:14Hey

00:08:18All right

00:08:18Oh

00:08:27Thanks for taking care of the place

00:08:42And Pablo gets one of these

00:08:43Morning and night

00:08:44Cool

00:08:46Yeah, cool

00:08:47Cool

00:08:47Great

00:08:48Great

00:08:49Okay

00:08:49Awesome

00:08:50Thank you

00:08:51This is, uh

00:08:53This is a really nice place

00:08:55That you got here

00:08:55Thanks

00:08:56Yeah, I bought it last year

00:08:58You own this place?

00:09:00Yeah

00:09:01I mean

00:09:01It's a bit much though

00:09:03Don't you think?

00:09:04I don't know

00:09:04I mean

00:09:05You work hard

00:09:06So

00:09:06You deserve it

00:09:07Do you like being a dog walker?

00:09:13Uh

00:09:13No

00:09:14No, I hate it

00:09:15Actually, I'm scared of dogs

00:09:16I'm terrified of dogs

00:09:20Uh, I don't know

00:09:21It's a deep-seated

00:09:21Like childhood

00:09:22Kind of phobia

00:09:23Thing

00:09:24That I have

00:09:25Are you serious?

00:09:27No, I'm joking

00:09:28Because that would be

00:09:29Weird if I was a dog walker

00:09:30Yeah, I would

00:09:31Yeah, but

00:09:31You're an asshole

00:09:32No, you're dumb

00:09:33Oh

00:09:35You got groceries

00:09:54Hi, baby

00:09:55Thank you

00:09:56Oh, you got popsicles too

00:10:00But don't

00:10:02I mean

00:10:02There's only a few of them in there

00:10:04I got some noodles

00:10:11So, I forgot to tell you

00:10:15But, um

00:10:15I got a job

00:10:16What?

00:10:20Yeah

00:10:21A real, like

00:10:22Adult

00:10:23Person

00:10:23Human

00:10:24Job

00:10:25Job

00:10:25Don't look that

00:10:26Surprise

00:10:27No, no, no

00:10:28I'm sorry

00:10:28That's embarrassing

00:10:29I'm so sorry

00:10:30It's just so good

00:10:31This is so good

00:10:32I'm sorry

00:10:33This is so great

00:10:35That's the job

00:10:37Uh, so you know that actress

00:10:39Hailey Turner

00:10:40Uh, um, I don't know her

00:10:43No, she was in, um

00:10:44The Hotel Romania movie

00:10:46The last book arresting place

00:10:48Oh, yeah, that sounds awful

00:10:49Yeah

00:10:50Well, they're going to do another one

00:10:52She's going to Lithuania

00:10:53To shoot another one

00:10:54So

00:10:54Oh, my God

00:10:55Did you get a part in the movie?

00:10:59Uh

00:11:00Oh, my God

00:11:01You're going to look so cute

00:11:02Getting active

00:11:02Bitches are so cute

00:11:04You know, I got a job

00:11:06House-sitting

00:11:06For her

00:11:07For six months

00:11:08Yeah

00:11:09That's cool

00:11:10We'll have, like, a cool

00:11:11Not shitty apartment

00:11:13To live in

00:11:13And they have, like, HBO

00:11:15And a pool

00:11:16And I think you saw

00:11:17A trampoline at one point

00:11:18Which is cool

00:11:19And we only have to take care of

00:11:21Like, like, her dogs

00:11:23So, like, one's a puppy

00:11:24And the other one

00:11:24I think there's something wrong with it

00:11:25Right?

00:11:29What you got?

00:11:31Do you live in a cool house?

00:11:32Oh, that's cool

00:11:33Yeah

00:11:34I mean, it's money

00:11:35Which is great

00:11:36Yeah, yeah

00:11:37Plus, we can afford

00:11:38A party for our wedding

00:11:39Do you mean to already do that?

00:11:42Yeah, but, like, a real one

00:11:43Oh, like a real one

00:11:44Yeah

00:11:45Like a fancy person

00:11:46Yeah, so everyone knows

00:11:47How badass we are

00:11:47Well, we are badass

00:11:48Yeah

00:11:49No one's ever gotten married before

00:11:51We're the first people to do it

00:11:52Yep

00:11:53Just getting married

00:11:54Because you want to

00:11:54And shit

00:11:55It's crazy

00:11:56I'm tired

00:11:59Take me to the couch

00:12:00No, I don't have to

00:12:02Carry me to the couch

00:12:03Again?

00:12:04Yep

00:12:04Okay

00:12:05Yep

00:12:05You owe me

00:12:07Alright

00:12:08Oh, my God

00:12:12This is so cool

00:12:14Let me take you to the crib

00:12:16Show you how I live

00:12:17What's good?

00:12:19This is insane

00:12:20Check out my spot, yo

00:12:21I know, right?

00:12:23It's big

00:12:24We're here

00:12:25Not bad

00:12:27This is awesome

00:12:29Haley Turner

00:12:35I like it

00:12:43You like it?

00:12:44I did good?

00:12:45You did good

00:12:46Oh, good

00:12:46Want to try out the bedroom?

00:12:50Oh, yeah

00:12:50Show me the bedroom, baby

00:12:52What?

00:13:08Wait, what?

00:13:08What are you doing?

00:13:10I got the job

00:13:11What?

00:13:13I got the job

00:13:14The game show I sent my stuff to

00:13:16They just hired me as a writer

00:13:18Oh, yeah

00:13:23My wife is the smartest woman in the world

00:13:26Look how hot she is

00:13:28Check her out

00:13:29She's very attractive

00:13:30We're gonna be rich

00:13:32And she's so hot

00:13:33Can I get a Nintendo?

00:13:34Wait, what if I suck?

00:13:36What if we fire me?

00:13:37Shh

00:13:38You're great at everything

00:13:39And she's great at everything

00:13:42Okay, let's go have sex now, please

00:13:43She likes having sex with me

00:13:45I can't believe that

00:13:47So exciting

00:13:48Toradado, Tammy, start note

00:14:08Strong on the ring

00:14:09She's gonna

00:14:10Take herself the glory

00:14:10But Rico's not having it

00:14:12Also while it kicks her down

00:14:13Into the ball

00:14:14Just might be like it here on show

00:14:16Hello, Goosed

00:14:21Please hold

00:14:22I'm really excited to be here

00:14:26I've always wanted to make TV

00:14:28Well, then you came to the wrong place

00:14:30Oh

00:14:31You wanna know what we make here?

00:14:33It's a game show

00:14:34It's like Duck, Duck, Goose

00:14:36Only better

00:14:36Hmm

00:14:37What do you get

00:14:43When you combine

00:14:44Heart

00:14:46And

00:14:48Fart

00:14:49Art

00:14:53That's what we make here

00:14:56Hmm

00:14:58Wow

00:15:00Yeah

00:15:01It is wow

00:15:02I'm excited

00:15:05I'm excited for you

00:15:06I'm excited for you

00:15:08I'm excited for you

00:15:32Hey

00:15:33What did you say to him?

00:15:37Uh, nothing

00:15:38That's a really bad sign

00:15:40Did he find out he can't have sex with you?

00:15:44What?

00:15:44He probably wants to have sex with you

00:15:46Or at least think that

00:15:47Because you're a woman

00:15:48And he's the king of all men

00:15:49That you will want him

00:15:50And now he's found out

00:15:51That you have a boyfriend

00:15:52A husband

00:15:53Oh

00:15:53Oh, that's bad

00:15:56I'm sorry, who are you?

00:15:58Jesus, he's such a narcissist

00:15:59He's angry at you

00:16:00For denying him the sex

00:16:02He thought you'd so desperately want

00:16:03Which probably led him to think

00:16:04About all the sex he's wanted

00:16:05And not gotten from all the women

00:16:07He's ever known

00:16:07You sent him down

00:16:08A really deep

00:16:09Dark rabbit hole

00:16:11And it's just your first day

00:16:12You work fast

00:16:13I think he's just

00:16:16Busy

00:16:17Yeah

00:16:19No

00:16:20Well, I'm really busy

00:16:25I have to get started on these intros

00:16:28Yeah

00:16:28Cool, I'll let you get to it

00:16:30Noah, Gavin wants you for a script meeting

00:16:33Alright

00:16:34Excuse me

00:16:37Hi

00:16:37Who is that?

00:16:40Noah Behringer

00:16:41Hey

00:16:42He's the ad writer

00:16:42Did you do something different with your go-to?

00:16:48Why?

00:16:49You got it?

00:16:50Oh

00:16:51What a

00:16:55Mac

00:16:56Better get ready

00:17:00Come to Rocksteady

00:17:04You've got to do this new dance

00:17:08Hope you are ready

00:17:10You've got to do it

00:17:13Just like Uncle Freddy

00:17:15If you don't know it

00:17:18Just shake your head

00:17:20Rock your body lines

00:17:21Shake your shoulders

00:17:23Everything in time

00:17:24And see

00:17:25Oh

00:17:26Oh

00:17:27Oh

00:17:28Oh

00:17:29Oh

00:17:30Oh

00:17:31Oh

00:17:32Oh

00:17:33Oh

00:17:34Hey, what are you doing?

00:17:35Oh my God

00:17:36Oh, it's scary

00:17:38Come play with me

00:17:40I can't

00:17:40I gotta work

00:17:41Come on

00:17:42Look at what I'm wearing

00:17:43I found a box full of whippets

00:17:45I can't

00:17:46And I also found this

00:17:47No, I'm working

00:17:49Come on

00:17:49No

00:17:50Ow

00:17:51Come on

00:17:52I can't do that again

00:17:53At least come swimming with me

00:17:56No, I want to finish this

00:17:57Why do you have to finish this?

00:18:00Because

00:18:01It's my work

00:18:01What do you mean it's your work?

00:18:02It's not important

00:18:03It's just you writing

00:18:04For your dumb job

00:18:05Come on

00:18:06Swim

00:18:07Swim

00:18:08Stop

00:18:10Later

00:18:14You just call it the man-slaughterer

00:18:39Man-slaughterer

00:18:41Okay, people

00:19:02It's almost showtime

00:19:03Look alive out here

00:19:05Okay, Richmond

00:19:07Tompkins

00:19:08Behringer

00:19:10Need everybody on set

00:19:12Pronto

00:19:13Winters

00:19:15How's it going?

00:19:17Fine

00:19:18Ooh, that's frosty, Winters

00:19:21That's very frosty

00:19:22What did I do?

00:19:26Was it me?

00:19:27Was it you?

00:19:29He's got you doing grunt work again

00:19:31That's a tough draw

00:19:32No, I like it

00:19:33It's fine

00:19:34Really?

00:19:34Yeah, really

00:19:35I can put in a word with him

00:19:38Get you down on the stage

00:19:39When we're doing the tapings

00:19:40You could help us produce

00:19:41Uh, no

00:19:45No, thanks

00:19:46I'm good

00:19:46I like it

00:19:47Okay

00:19:48Yeah

00:19:48Cool

00:19:48We got drinks tonight

00:19:49It's a Thursday tradition

00:19:51You should come

00:19:52Uh, I'm, uh, I'm not gonna make it

00:19:56But, uh, thank you

00:19:57Okay, I'm gonna give you one little pointer

00:19:59He loves adjectives

00:20:00So if you could just sprinkle in

00:20:01A couple of zanies

00:20:02Or sneakies

00:20:03He'll think you're a genius

00:20:05Okay

00:20:06Cool

00:20:06Even if you do stand us up tonight

00:20:08Well, okay

00:20:11He thinks he's better than everyone else

00:20:23And the other thing is

00:20:25He's not even that funny

00:20:26Huh?

00:20:28What are we talking about here?

00:20:29We're talking about, um

00:20:30Gavin or the other guy

00:20:32Noah

00:20:32Noah?

00:20:33No, Gavin is definitely not funny

00:20:35But Noah

00:20:35Everyone there thinks he's so funny

00:20:37But he's not

00:20:38And he doesn't even pitch

00:20:39He just points out

00:20:40Why everyone else's ideas are bad

00:20:42And you know who the other people are?

00:20:44You

00:20:44Me

00:20:45Yeah

00:20:45Exactly

00:20:46It's all annoying

00:20:48It's hard

00:20:49What do you think I should do?

00:20:52I don't know, honey

00:20:53Um, maybe

00:20:55Just ignore him if you can

00:20:57You know

00:20:58Don't let him bother you

00:20:59Yeah

00:21:03Probably

00:21:04Can you try this again?

00:21:07Yeah, sorry

00:21:08Okay

00:21:10Okay

00:21:11Leonard

00:21:14Sidney

00:21:15Oh, no, stop that

00:21:16Please

00:21:16Can you please stop?

00:21:17Isis?

00:21:18What is this?

00:21:19Can you not read those?

00:21:20I forgot those were there

00:21:21Can we run it?

00:21:22Can we please run it?

00:21:23Penelope

00:21:23Carmine

00:21:25Christmas

00:21:26Potential baby names

00:21:28What?

00:21:31What?

00:21:33Tambourine

00:21:34It's for a little girl

00:21:35Well, obviously

00:21:36You've clearly put a lot of thought into this

00:21:39Mordecai

00:21:40Are we raising him on a shtetl?

00:21:41Franny

00:21:42Come on, please

00:21:43Let me

00:21:43Just run the lines with me

00:21:44Don't be mean

00:21:45Okay

00:21:46Sorry

00:21:46And that's why at Wendy's

00:21:53We only offer the best

00:21:55Wendy's salads aren't fresh

00:21:56They're fresh, dog

00:21:58You think I should do the dog?

00:22:01Or like that?

00:22:03What?

00:22:03I'm sorry

00:22:04It just says right here

00:22:05That you're also going to be dressed like a dog

00:22:07Okay

00:22:09Thank you for taking this very seriously

00:22:12No, I'm sorry

00:22:13I'm sorry

00:22:14You're too funny

00:22:15That's a good problem

00:22:17I'm leaving for work

00:22:28Jesus, already?

00:22:33Can we get last looks on Stacey?

00:22:53Yeah

00:23:01Okay, music run

00:23:05For camera

00:23:06Winters, you joined us

00:23:17You got those intros?

00:23:19Yeah, here

00:23:20Let's hear them

00:23:22No?

00:23:24No

00:23:24You want me to read the...

00:23:30Mm-hmm

00:23:30In this high-octane episode of Goosed

00:23:35Brian, an accountant from Toledo

00:23:38Bites the dust

00:23:38And things get zany

00:23:40When Mary, a housewife from Calabasas

00:23:42Surprises everyone with her dynamo foot speed

00:23:44Buckle up, you're about to get Goosed

00:23:46I love them

00:23:57Cool, thanks

00:24:02No, stay

00:24:05We can use you here

00:24:07All right, people

00:24:12Back to wands

00:24:13Oh, thanks

00:24:17Okay, okay

00:24:18Rehearsal is up

00:24:20Lights in five

00:24:22Four

00:24:23Three

00:24:23Two

00:24:24I'm Stacey Delacorte

00:24:28And this is Goose

00:24:30It's been bliss and misery

00:24:37Oh, sorry

00:24:54Oh, sorry

00:24:58Oh, hey

00:25:08Hey

00:25:08Where you going?

00:25:10Here

00:25:10I was going here for Thursday night work drinks

00:25:15Well, that's cool

00:25:16I didn't think you were going to show

00:25:17Well, here I am

00:25:19Thank God

00:25:20Because

00:25:20Looks like everybody else failed

00:25:23Will you buy me a drink, please?

00:25:25I'm your boss

00:25:25Come on

00:25:27What do you want?

00:25:28What do you like?

00:25:30Um, whiskey

00:25:31They have whiskey

00:25:32You have whiskey?

00:25:34Yeah

00:25:34They have whiskey

00:25:35Awesome

00:25:36Thank you

00:25:36We are in luck

00:25:37Thank you

00:25:38Wait, you grew up in Glendale?

00:25:41Uh, no

00:25:42I moved there when I was 12

00:25:43I'm from Arcadia

00:25:44Oh, Jesus

00:25:46Oh, it's not that bad

00:25:48Oh, I think it is

00:25:49It's not that bad

00:25:50You're from New York?

00:25:53Mm-hmm

00:25:54Like the city?

00:25:56Mm-hmm

00:25:56Okay

00:25:57Cool

00:25:58Here's the real question

00:26:00I know Gavin is a total dick

00:26:02But otherwise, how are you liking Goosed?

00:26:05I like it

00:26:06Um, today was awesome

00:26:08It was, right?

00:26:09Today was awesome

00:26:11I'd like to have my own show someday

00:26:14You?

00:26:16You will

00:26:17You think?

00:26:20Mm-hmm

00:26:20No, I know it

00:26:22Thank you

00:26:23I guess I just hate waiting

00:26:28You know who you are?

00:26:31You're adorable

00:26:32Ugh, that's condescending

00:26:35Just because I'm younger

00:26:37And I'm a woman

00:26:39No

00:26:39You assume I don't have a problem

00:26:40Stop it

00:26:41Being infantilized

00:26:42Stop it, stop it

00:26:42Please

00:26:43You have to let me finish

00:26:44You're also a super duper cutie pie

00:26:46Ugh

00:26:47You have to let a man finish

00:26:50Come on

00:26:50God

00:26:53Who put this on?

00:26:57This isn't fair

00:26:58This isn't right

00:26:59I mean

00:27:02What the fuck

00:27:03Uh-oh

00:27:13No

00:27:14It's not what you just do

00:27:16You have to let a man finish

00:27:17Oh

00:27:18Another pin kick to the head

00:27:21Let's get out of here

00:27:22Let's get out of here

00:27:22You can get it

00:27:23Wow, Josh is just so-

00:27:26No

00:27:26Oh

00:27:42Oh

00:27:48Oh

00:27:52Oh

00:28:07Oh shit, what is Hailey's shit?

00:28:11I got it inside the pages? How do I get it in the pages?

00:28:22Oh

00:28:30God, that's awful

00:28:44Come on, just tell me. You're avoiding the question

00:28:48Fine, I was once a playwright

00:28:51What? No

00:28:53I know

00:28:55It's actually better than I hoped

00:28:57It's hilarious, right?

00:28:59Yeah

00:29:01Playwright from New York

00:29:03I know, who would have thought

00:29:05So what happened?

00:29:07Nobody liked your plays because plays suck

00:29:09Plays do not suck, plays are the highest form of dramatic art

00:29:12And I was actually pretty good at it, too

00:29:14Oh yeah?

00:29:15Yeah

00:29:16How good were you?

00:29:17I had two plays published

00:29:19I had a decent review from Isherwood who said I was a wordsmith to watch

00:29:23Oh, Isherwood, nice

00:29:25Yeah, I know my own reviews

00:29:27I can quote them all back to you

00:29:29Oh

00:29:31We need more booze

00:29:33You know what?

00:29:35We need to eat

00:29:36Wait

00:29:37This

00:29:38This

00:29:39This way

00:29:40This way

00:29:41Here

00:29:42Oh, thank you

00:29:43No, I got it

00:29:44Hey, Bowser, you read this?

00:29:55You read this?

00:29:56Someone's somewhere, can you understand me a little?

00:29:59Love me a little?

00:30:01Or am I sentenced to a lifetime of solitude floating alone down life's river of pain?

00:30:06Dude

00:30:07You gotta look after your mom, she's floating down rivers of pain in here

00:30:11Jesus

00:30:17Whew

00:30:22Let's take a look

00:30:35It is so hot in Romania

00:30:52It is so hot in Romania

00:30:56Oh, thank you

00:31:12This steak cost $62

00:31:14I know, you have a good job, you can afford it

00:31:17I've never even spent $62 on shoes or a doctor

00:31:21Oh, maybe that's a problem

00:31:23A problem?

00:31:25You don't have a problem

00:31:27You just said that I have a problem

00:31:29No

00:31:30You did, you clearly just said that

00:31:32Come on, tell me, I can take it

00:31:35You remind me

00:31:36You remind me of me when I was your age

00:31:38I always wanted

00:31:39So much

00:31:41But then

00:31:42When I got what I wanted

00:31:44I was always too afraid to take it

00:31:46Oh my god

00:31:50One second

00:31:51Sorry

00:31:52Oop, that's my wife

00:31:56One second

00:31:57One second

00:32:04Sorry

00:32:05No, it's okay

00:32:06Rude

00:32:07I didn't know you were married

00:32:09Yeah

00:32:10I've been married for three years now

00:32:13Oh, wow

00:32:14It's freaking awesome

00:32:16Yeah, no

00:32:17It's so intense

00:32:19But it's also, it's like I think the pinnacle

00:32:23Everything feels deeper

00:32:24And there's a sense of calm knowing that you find your person, you know?

00:32:29Yeah, absolutely

00:32:30Sally

00:32:31My wife

00:32:32She

00:32:33Sally, right

00:32:34Sally, she's so beautiful

00:32:36She's got, but she's got like a beautiful spirit

00:32:38Yeah

00:32:39No, Dan, Dan is so good, you know?

00:32:45He's just incredibly good

00:32:51I'm lucky that he's the person that I love

00:32:53I love

00:33:07Thank you

00:33:14Look at this

00:33:18Oh my god

00:33:19Isn't that a word?

00:33:20You know what?

00:33:21That's so much meat in one half's mouth

00:33:28I can do it too

00:33:29Yeah

00:33:31You're living the dream, baby!

00:33:34You're living the dream

00:33:39There's this awesome El Salvadorian bar right around the corner over

00:33:43I should

00:33:44I should

00:33:45I should probably go home

00:33:47Probably

00:33:51Sally's probably waiting for you

00:33:53Nah, she's out of town

00:33:56Good night

00:34:00Yep, see you tomorrow

00:34:02And every day after

00:34:03Doctor

00:34:10Oh

00:34:11Oh

00:34:13Oh

00:34:15Oh

00:34:17Oh

00:34:19Oh

00:34:21Oh

00:34:23Oh

00:34:25Oh

00:34:27Oh

00:34:28Oh

00:34:29Oh

00:34:44Oh

00:34:45Oh

00:34:46Oh

00:34:47Oh

00:34:49Oh

00:37:52I didn't get them.

00:37:53Well, I sent them.

00:37:54It's because of the hills.

00:37:56I guess.

00:37:57What did you do?

00:37:59Um, I just, I blanked and I drove home instead of to, uh, what's her name's house.

00:38:06I was tired, so I decided to stay here.

00:38:09Yeah, that's great, Franny, but like, if you're not gonna come home, you have to call at least.

00:38:13I was worried all night.

00:38:14Yeah, I texted.

00:38:15Okay, that's not enough though, you have to call me, okay?

00:38:18I was worried.

00:38:19Okay, I'm sorry.

00:38:20You know what?

00:38:21You know, that's, that's, it's not, I'm sorry.

00:38:23Did you have fun last night at least?

00:38:28Was it, was it, was it, who was there?

00:38:30It was, Fanny.

00:38:34Fanny?

00:38:36Hills.

00:38:40Let's go, let's go.

00:38:41Come on, come on.

00:38:42You're taking your s**t, let's go.

00:38:47You're freaking out because you have a crush?

00:38:49I'm not supposed to feel this way ever again.

00:38:53All of my love and my, you know, my sexual everything is, it's, it's all channeled into one person now.

00:39:00And that person is Dan.

00:39:03Dan, exactly, exactly.

00:39:06Resolved.

00:39:07Good, great.

00:39:08I gotta get back.

00:39:09Okay, thank you.

00:39:09Morgan's being such a little s**t.

00:39:11I'm like, dude, this place is s**t.

00:39:13I have a fantasy.

00:39:14Whoa.

00:39:16I had a sex fantasy.

00:39:20Okay, okay.

00:39:21About Noah.

00:39:23It's like, you know, like, oh, you know?

00:39:27Like when you just want to, oh, my God.

00:39:30You know?

00:39:31Like, okay.

00:39:36Please, help me.

00:39:38Jesus, you just have a s**t.

00:39:40Yeah.

00:39:40Okay?

00:39:41You have loins.

00:39:43You're a human.

00:39:44You, you, you want to f**k the dude.

00:39:45He wants to f**k you.

00:39:46You're a human.

00:39:47He's a human.

00:39:47That's, that's, that's how humans work.

00:39:49I know.

00:39:50I know.

00:39:51I know.

00:39:52Listen.

00:39:54Listen.

00:39:55Are you listening?

00:39:55Yes.

00:39:56Okay.

00:39:58This guy is not special.

00:40:02Yeah.

00:40:04No, you're right.

00:40:04Okay.

00:40:07You good?

00:40:07Yep.

00:40:10Okay.

00:40:10Gotta go.

00:40:11Okay, bye.

00:40:11Bye.

00:40:12Love you.

00:40:12Bye.

00:40:13Bye.

00:40:14Bye.

00:40:15Bye.

00:40:16Bye.

00:40:17Bye.

00:40:18Bye.

00:40:19Bye.

00:40:20Bye.

00:40:21Bye.

00:40:22Bye.

00:40:23Bye.

00:40:24Bye.

00:40:25Bye.

00:40:26Bye.

00:40:27Bye.

00:40:28Bye.

00:40:29Bye.

00:40:30Bye.

00:40:31Whoa, hey, pretty good, pretty good, looks awesome, yeah, what, I got you something.

00:41:01What'd you get me?

00:41:31I had a dream last night that we had lots of sex.

00:41:42Hey, where are you going?

00:41:43Why are you moving around so much?

00:41:44We had sex without a condom last night, why did you let us do that?

00:41:47Why did I let us do that?

00:41:49Why did I let us do that?

00:41:50Relax, where are you going?

00:41:51I'm going to the drugstore, I need to not be pregnant right now.

00:41:56I'm going to my jeans.

00:41:57I don't know where your jeans are, baby.

00:41:58Just calm down, okay?

00:41:59Come here.

00:42:00Honey, just take it, take it, take it, take it.

00:42:01No, I don't, I have to go.

00:42:02Can you please sit down for one second?

00:42:03We can talk about it.

00:42:04Hey, where are you going?

00:42:05Hey, where are you going?

00:42:06Why are you moving around so much?

00:42:07We had sex without a condom last night, why did you let us do that?

00:42:08Why did I let us do that?

00:42:09Relax, where are you going?

00:42:10I'm going to the drugstore, I need to not be pregnant right now.

00:42:13I'm going to my jeans.

00:42:15I don't know where your jeans are, baby.

00:42:17Just calm down, okay?

00:42:19Come here.

00:42:20Franny, Franny, Franny, Franny, just take it, take it, take it.

00:42:23No, I don't.

00:42:24Can you please sit down for one second?

00:42:25I have to go.

00:42:26We can talk about this?

00:42:27No, I need to go.

00:42:28Franny, sit down.

00:42:29Sit down.

00:42:30Sit down.

00:42:31Sit down.

00:42:32Okay?

00:42:33We can talk about this.

00:42:34Slow down.

00:42:35It's okay.

00:42:37Huh?

00:42:38It's okay.

00:42:39In the off, in the off chance that you're pregnant, right, we can make that decision together.

00:42:46You know?

00:42:48I, I, you know, I want to have a baby, so it's...

00:42:53You do?

00:42:55Yeah.

00:42:57Of course.

00:43:00Right now?

00:43:06I don't know.

00:43:07Soon.

00:43:08Soon?

00:43:09I don't...

00:43:10I feel like we've talked about this.

00:43:13Well, we have not talked about this.

00:43:15You read a list of baby names that I...

00:43:16That list was a joke.

00:43:18Jesus.

00:43:19It was not a joke.

00:43:21That's how you tell me you want to have a baby?

00:43:23If you were pregnant right now, would you keep the baby?

00:43:27No.

00:43:28Why not?

00:43:29We're married.

00:43:30I can want to be married to you and also not want a child.

00:43:34Are you saying to me that you're, you would never want to have a child with me?

00:43:37No.

00:43:38That's not what I said.

00:43:39That's not what I said.

00:43:40Why are we even talking about this right now?

00:43:42I'm not gonna have a baby.

00:43:44What do you want?

00:43:55I don't want to fight.

00:44:10Get you your little drop here.

00:44:12Okay.

00:44:14Okay.

00:44:15Okay.

00:44:16That was easy.

00:44:17Now you have x-ray vision.

00:44:19X-ray vision.

00:44:20X-ray vision.

00:44:42Hey.

00:44:43Um.

00:44:44Hi.

00:44:45Haley Turner.

00:44:46This is Dan.

00:44:47Dan Delaney.

00:44:48Do you have a second?

00:44:49I just wanted to talk to you about a Pablo.

00:44:51Is he allowed up on the couch?

00:44:52Hey.

00:44:53Hi.

00:44:54What are you doing?

00:44:55I was just gonna finish this and go home.

00:44:57No.

00:44:58Gavin wants you to run the set.

00:44:59Let's go.

00:45:00Really?

00:45:01Yeah.

00:45:02Really.

00:45:03Okay.

00:45:04Come on.

00:45:05Come on.

00:45:06Come on.

00:45:07Come on.

00:45:08Come on.

00:45:09Come on.

00:45:10Come on.

00:45:11Don't giggle like that.

00:45:12Yeah.

00:45:13Pablo found a whole slice of pizza in the bush.

00:45:14No way.

00:45:15Yeah.

00:45:16Yeah.

00:45:17Yeah.

00:45:18Yeah.

00:45:19The little guy got in this.

00:45:20Tiny little mouth.

00:45:21He's quite the rascal.

00:45:35He's the biggest rascal in the west, aren't you?

00:45:37Yeah, he's a good boy.

00:45:38I'm so happy that you're taking care of my babies.

00:45:39Yeah.

00:45:40Yeah.

00:45:41Wow.

00:45:42I'm gonna laugh, but it's okay?

00:45:43Wait.

00:45:44That's okay.

00:45:45They're my babies now, too.

00:45:47Dan? Are you up?

00:45:50I gotta go shoot my death scene now. Don't I look cute?

00:45:55Very.

00:45:57Bye, Dan.

00:45:58Alright. See ya.

00:46:05You're still up. Yay.

00:46:07Yeah.

00:46:09Hi.

00:46:10Hello. Hey.

00:46:11How are you? How was your day?

00:46:13Good. Fine. You know, just fine.

00:46:16Just fine?

00:46:17Yeah. Yeah.

00:46:19Yeah? What do you do?

00:46:23Nothing. Just, you know, walk the dogs. Sort of thing.

00:46:29Okay.

00:46:33You wanna know what I did?

00:46:35Sure.

00:46:36Ugh. I had the craziest day.

00:46:41So we're on our second taping of the night, right?

00:46:44And Gavin makes Noah and I completely rewrite everything we had done the night before.

00:46:49Like, everything.

00:46:51Which is totally crazy because Noah had this great idea that Gavin either never fully understood

00:46:56or understood too well was threatened by and therefore scrapped it before it had the chance to work.

00:47:04Ugh.

00:47:05I got so mad, but Noah just takes it in this very calm, zen-like way, you know?

00:47:11He has this great attitude of, like, this job doesn't define me.

00:47:15Isn't that a great attitude?

00:47:17I have a bad attitude. I should fix that.

00:47:36Okay. What's wrong?

00:47:38Why don't I ever meet the people that you work with?

00:47:43You come home and you're talking about all these people that I've never met.

00:47:48And you talk about them all the time.

00:47:50So I'd like to meet them at least, so I know-

00:47:52Trust me, you do not wanna meet Gavin. He's such an idiot.

00:47:54Honestly, you would mock him to his face. You wouldn't be able to handle it.

00:47:57Okay, what about Noah?

00:47:59Meet Noah?

00:48:00Meet Noah?

00:48:01You wanna meet Noah?

00:48:13We could all do dinner.

00:48:17We should have him and Sally over here for dinner.

00:48:20It'll be like our first dinner party.

00:48:25Wanna do that?

00:48:26It'll be fun.

00:48:27Yeah, that sounds good. I like that.

00:48:30Okay.

00:48:43Did you know you have a mole on your neck shaped like Florida?

00:48:47Yeah, that's always been there.

00:48:57But you can't.

00:48:58I think it's just a good time.

00:48:59Rani!

00:49:00Hello?

00:49:14Hey.

00:49:15This place is unbelievable.

00:49:16Yeah, it's pretty great, right?

00:49:18This is uh Sally.

00:49:20Hi.

00:49:21Hi.

00:49:23So nice to meet you.

00:49:24Yeah, I've heard so much about it.

00:49:28Um, Dan? Is this Noah?

00:49:31Hi, nice to meet you.

00:49:33Hey. Wow.

00:49:36Hi, Dan.

00:49:37Sally.

00:49:38So everything's kind of over there.

00:49:39Okay.

00:49:41This is nice.

00:49:42You smell great.

00:49:43This is nice. It's just not pretend jokes.

00:49:46No.

00:49:47No.

00:49:48White wine, beers...

00:49:51And of course, an hour before our wedding,

00:49:54all the power along the PCH goes out.

00:49:56No.

00:49:57Yes.

00:49:58No way.

00:49:59So then I lost my mind.

00:50:01I just became a total spaz.

00:50:02I mean, like Bridezilla.

00:50:03I was crying.

00:50:04I was screaming.

00:50:05I may or may not have thrown somebody.

00:50:07No, you only threw my phone against a wall.

00:50:09No, I'm sorry, honey.

00:50:11But I have a good excuse.

00:50:12See, I was completely insane.

00:50:14So what happened?

00:50:15It's, uh, giving me sweats just thinking about it.

00:50:19No, well, God bless him.

00:50:21He sat me down.

00:50:22He dried my cheeks.

00:50:23And he said that he didn't care where or when we got married.

00:50:26Could be in the f***ing dark for all...

00:50:28I did not curse on our wedding day.

00:50:30You did.

00:50:31You totally did.

00:50:32And you said that nothing could ruin this day

00:50:35because it would always be our day.

00:50:40Wow.

00:50:41That's...

00:50:42That's beautiful.

00:50:43Yeah, that's really beautiful.

00:50:45We should remember that for our wedding.

00:50:47I thought you were married.

00:50:49No, we are.

00:50:50We just...

00:50:51We never had a real wedding.

00:50:52Probably never will.

00:50:53No, we're going to.

00:50:54We're going to.

00:50:55Now that I can afford it, we're going to.

00:50:56I think in March, right?

00:50:58Sure.

00:50:59March is great.

00:51:00Spring time.

00:51:02So, Dan, what is it that you do again?

00:51:04I know you don't get to see Franny very often

00:51:06because she's locked up in Duck Duck Goose jail with me.

00:51:09I'm a...

00:51:10I'm a dog walker.

00:51:11That's what I do.

00:51:12I walk dogs.

00:51:13You're an actor, Franny.

00:51:14You told me he was an actor.

00:51:15He is an actor.

00:51:16Oh, I do that as well.

00:51:17He's an excellent actor.

00:51:18No.

00:51:19No.

00:51:20Two years ago was the last time I was paid to act.

00:51:22So...

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24I'm an excellent actor.

00:51:26Daniel Day-Lewis over here.

00:51:30I'm a consumer consultant.

00:51:36Cool.

00:51:37That's awesome.

00:51:41I'm really sorry about the fish.

00:51:46Oh, no.

00:51:47I feel so bad.

00:51:50It was supposed to be like a poached halibut, something brown sauce.

00:51:55No.

00:51:56Fish is hard.

00:51:57Lemon really helps.

00:51:58Mm-hmm.

00:51:59Yeah, it is hard.

00:52:01That's why I told you you shouldn't try it.

00:52:03Which wasn't very helpful.

00:52:05I set the table.

00:52:06You did.

00:52:07You did set the table.

00:52:09And the forks are on the left side.

00:52:12Oh, babe?

00:52:18You get more wine?

00:52:24Did I tell you I'm training for a marathon?

00:52:26What?

00:52:27You're becoming one of those people?

00:52:29No.

00:52:30It's awful.

00:52:31It's awful.

00:52:32Uh, I got some, uh, some leftovers if you guys are interested.

00:52:39Leftover chicken from this morning.

00:52:42If you guys want some, it's chicken.

00:52:46Want some honey?

00:52:47Sure.

00:52:48It's for you.

00:52:49Thank you, babe.

00:52:50Mmm.

00:52:51You want some?

00:52:52It's really good.

00:52:54Mmm.

00:52:55Mmm.

00:52:56It's really good.

00:52:58Mmm.

00:52:59Mmm.

00:53:00Mmm.

00:53:01Mmm.

00:53:02Mmm.

00:53:03Mmm.

00:53:04Mmm.

00:53:05I'll have some.

00:53:06Oh, cool.

00:53:07That looks good.

00:53:08You don't have to do that.

00:53:09It's fine.

00:53:10Oh, it smells good.

00:53:11You want some?

00:53:12I'm okay.

00:53:14Mmm.

00:53:15Sure, it's really delicious.

00:53:16No, I'm really okay.

00:53:18There's dark meat and some light meat.

00:53:19I don't know.

00:53:20What's the difference between dark meat and light meat?

00:53:21Mmm.

00:53:22The color.

00:53:23The kind of the chicken.

00:53:24Where?

00:53:25Yeah.

00:53:26The owner of this house has unbelievable penmanship.

00:53:29No, it's gorgeous.

00:53:30I'll say that for her.

00:53:31This is incredible.

00:53:32Yes.

00:53:33This is the chick.

00:53:34That's her face.

00:53:35And this is the, her, the inside of her soul.

00:53:38Wait a second.

00:53:39Wait, you gotta read.

00:53:40You gotta wait till, wait till you get to the poetry.

00:53:42There's verse?

00:53:43This chick, she writes like, she's in these f***ing movies, but she writes.

00:53:47This is gorgeous.

00:53:48Like she.

00:53:49These are gorgeous.

00:53:50Gorgeous.

00:53:51These are gorgeous.

00:53:52We should use these.

00:53:53What's a rhyme scheme of choice?

00:53:54I can't wait to see.

00:53:55Hey.

00:53:56Hey.

00:53:57Stop.

00:53:58Stop that.

00:53:59Stop reading from there.

00:54:00Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:54:01Don't, don't read this.

00:54:02This is, this is private stuff.

00:54:03No one else reads this.

00:54:04Just kidding.

00:54:05This is my job, Franny.

00:54:08I have a job too, you know.

00:54:10I know.

00:54:11Do you?

00:54:12Because you're not treating me with any, people need respect.

00:54:15Huh?

00:54:16People need respect.

00:54:17She needs respect.

00:54:18Everyone needs respect.

00:54:19You know, and this woman, she's, she's, she's something else, man.

00:54:23She, she gets it.

00:54:25She understands.

00:54:26And, and, and you're making fun.

00:54:28And that's not nice.

00:54:29It's very rude.

00:54:30I, I, I just, I just think it's very, very bad.

00:54:33It's very, very bad taste.

00:54:34No.

00:54:35Oh.

00:54:36Oh, damn.

00:54:37Hey man, I'm so sorry.

00:54:39I'm sorry, babe.

00:54:44And we walk the dogs.

00:54:45On the morning you left, the wind was kind.

00:54:51The wind was kind.

00:54:52It told us to believe.

00:54:58That the strongest of hearts could overcome.

00:55:04The length of every mile was between.

00:55:21Jesus.

00:55:22Hey.

00:55:23What are you doing?

00:55:25Uh, sorry.

00:55:26I was just, I was looking for the bathroom.

00:55:31I saw this.

00:55:32Now this is some good poetry.

00:55:37What's up?

00:55:38You okay?

00:55:39Mm-hmm.

00:55:40You ever feel like something?

00:55:54Sometimes everything is just hard.

00:56:00All the time.

00:56:03All the time.

00:56:04Do you remember where we work?

00:56:10Here, listen to this.

00:56:13A mermaid found a swimming lad, picked him for her own, pressed her body to his body, laughed,

00:56:23and plunging down, forgot in cruel happiness that even lovers drown.

00:56:29Mm-hmm.

00:56:52God, I hope Dan does not sound like he is.

00:56:56Thanks for dinner.

00:56:57We'll let ourselves out.

00:57:27One,ência.

00:57:29Be right behind your eyes.

00:57:30He lays in vain.

00:57:31One,ףullen.

00:57:32Eie.

00:57:37Tears in vain.

00:57:38Unuspect.

00:57:39Great.

00:57:40I don't know.

00:58:10I don't know.

00:58:40I don't know.

00:59:10I don't know.

00:59:40I don't know.

00:59:41I'm fine.

00:59:42Are you drunk?

00:59:43Everything's fine.

00:59:44No.

00:59:45You're a little drunk.

00:59:46No, I'm fine.

00:59:47I just...

00:59:48Just let...

00:59:49I'm hoping that...

00:59:50What?

00:59:51What?

00:59:52What?

00:59:53What?

00:59:54What?

00:59:55What?

00:59:56What?

00:59:57What?

00:59:58You can go to my apartment.

01:00:01Yeah.

01:00:02You can go to my apartment.

01:00:08Yeah.

01:00:09Right here?

01:00:10Yeah.

01:00:11Yeah.

01:00:12Yeah.

01:00:13Yeah.

01:00:14Right here?

01:00:15Yeah.

01:00:16Yeah.

01:00:17Yeah.

01:00:18Yeah.

01:00:19Yeah.

01:00:20Yeah.

01:00:21Okay.

01:00:22Uh...

01:00:23It's a whole process, huh?

01:00:29Okay.

01:00:30Okay.

01:00:31Uh, you'll shoot me a text, though, right?

01:00:37When you're back, just so I know you're okay?

01:00:39Yeah.

01:00:40Okay.

01:00:41Okay.

01:00:42Okay.

01:01:09Aw.

01:01:10Okay.

01:01:14Uh...

01:01:15And hi.

01:01:20All right.

01:01:33How are you?

01:02:03I don't know why.

01:02:10Tonight was the worst.

01:02:15I know. I know. I'm sorry. It was my fault. It wasn't my fault.

01:02:33What's with you and that diary?

01:02:41Nothing.

01:02:43What's with you and that guy?

01:02:53Nothing.

01:02:58Nothing.

01:03:11Hey. Don't cry. Come here. Don't cry. Come here, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

01:03:21I'm sorry, too.

01:03:28It's okay. I love you.

01:03:33I love you, too.

01:03:39I love you.

01:03:42Ow. Ow. Yeah, be careful because I hurt my nose.

01:03:45I'm sorry.

01:03:46I'm sorry.

01:03:47I'm sorry.

01:03:48I'm sorry.

01:03:52I'm sorry.

01:03:57I'm sorry.

01:04:02I'm sorry.

01:04:06I'm sorry.

01:04:11Okay.

01:04:41No, I'm not a choreographer.

01:05:09Like an actual...

01:05:12Anyway, can we just find something else besides a v-neck?

01:05:17No, I'm not being funny.

01:05:18Please, just like something, something slimming.

01:05:23Yeah, I don't care.

01:05:24He doesn't look good in courts.

01:05:25You can tell him from me, it's not the lighting,

01:05:26it's his face.

01:05:27Trust me, orzo is not gluten-free.

01:05:30I don't care what he's telling you.

01:05:31Tatering is absolute garbage.

01:05:33We need more sandwiches.

01:05:36Bye.

01:05:39Hello.

01:05:41Hi.

01:05:43How are you?

01:05:46I'm good.

01:05:47Um...

01:05:51How'd you sleep?

01:05:53Um, I slept great.

01:05:55How are you?

01:05:57I'm good, good.

01:06:03Uh, so, last night, I...

01:06:07I have to get these revisions to, uh, have an ASAP.

01:06:11Cool.

01:06:12Okay.

01:06:13But I'll see you later, okay?

01:06:16Uh...

01:06:26How's keys?

01:06:27Uh...

01:06:28Eye drops?

01:06:29Medicine?

01:06:30Yep.

01:06:31That's it, boys.

01:06:32I think that's it.

01:06:33Uh, so, in an hour, your mom's gonna be back.

01:06:36And, uh, that's it, then I'll be gone.

01:07:45Hey.

01:07:46Oh, my God.

01:07:47I'm sorry.

01:07:48I'm sorry.

01:07:49I didn't.

01:07:50Who are you?

01:07:52What are you doing here?

01:07:54Oh, I'm the dog sitter.

01:07:56Who are you?

01:07:57I'm here to take care of the dogs.

01:08:00Hayley said you'd be gone.

01:08:02Yeah.

01:08:03Yep.

01:08:04Yep.

01:08:05That's where I'm going.

01:08:07I'm going now.

01:08:09I gave Pablo his eye drops and I fed both the dogs.

01:08:15See ya.

01:08:16See ya.

01:08:29Stupid.

01:08:30Good.

01:08:31Good.

01:08:32Good.

01:08:33Good.

01:09:05Are you happy?

01:09:29Yeah.

01:09:35That's ice cream.

01:10:14Hey.

01:10:16Love you.

01:10:18Love you, too.

01:10:20Love you, too.

01:10:32Love you, too.

01:10:34Love you, too.

01:10:44Love you, too.

01:10:48This girl is getting married tomorrow!

01:11:18This girl is getting married tomorrow!

01:11:45Okay, sweetie, it's time for you to go home.

01:12:07No, I don't.

01:12:08I'm going to stay here.

01:12:11You look so pretty.

01:12:15I'm going to stay here.

01:12:45I'm going to stay here.

01:13:15I'm fine.

01:13:43I'm fine.

01:13:44Everything's fine.

01:13:50I'm just stressed, which is normal.

01:13:55Everyone's stressed.

01:13:56Just take a deep breath.

01:14:02Just take a deep breath.

01:14:03Maybe it's just like the first year of marriage is the hardest, you know?

01:14:04Like that old saying.

01:14:05Like that old saying.

01:14:06And in a few years, I'll look back at it and laugh.

01:14:08And in a few years, I'll look back at it.

01:14:09I'll look back at it and laugh.

01:14:10Baby, look at me.

01:14:11That saying is bullshit.

01:14:12That saying is bullshit.

01:14:13The first year should be your best.

01:14:14If it wasn't none of us would stick around.

01:14:15It wasn't none of us would stick around.

01:14:16Because it only gets harder.

01:14:17Much harder.

01:14:18Much harder.

01:14:19Maybe it's just like the first year of marriage is the hardest.

01:14:25Like that old saying.

01:14:26And in a few years, I'll look back at it and laugh.

01:14:32Baby, look at me.

01:14:33That saying is bullshit.

01:14:34The first year should be your best.

01:14:35If it wasn't none of us would stick around.

01:14:36Because it only gets harder.

01:14:37Much harder.

01:14:38That saying is bullshit.

01:14:39That's horrible.

01:14:40Life is horrible.

01:14:41You should be busting at the seams right now.

01:14:45No.

01:14:46I feel really stupid.

01:14:47Oh, no, baby.

01:14:49No.

01:14:50I just feel bad.

01:14:51No!

01:14:52I feel really stupid.

01:14:53Oh, no, baby.

01:14:54No.

01:14:55I just feel bad.

01:14:58Mm-hmm you should be busting at the seams right now

01:15:05No

01:15:09I feel really stupid. Oh, no, baby. No. I just feel bad

01:15:16Oh

01:15:25You didn't help me enough as a kid. I think that's why I have so many problems

01:15:36Really

01:15:46I

01:16:16I

01:16:39Was a bad wife

01:16:46I

01:16:50Think I was a bad wife, too

01:17:16I

01:17:22Hey guys hello

01:17:25So bad at this

01:17:26Hi, thank you all for being here

01:17:30For our wedding party for a wedding that already happened

01:17:34We'd like to do everything

01:17:36backwards

01:17:43Um

01:17:46But that's not the only reason why we're here

01:17:49Yeah, there's something else that we need to tell you

01:17:57We don't want to be married anymore

01:18:02We tried it and it wasn't for us

01:18:07Um

01:18:12We tried

01:18:15Don't know if you don't try

01:18:20To franny

01:18:25Cheers

01:18:25Cheers.

01:18:26Cheers.

01:18:55Cheers.

01:19:25Cheers.

01:19:55Cheers.

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