1999 Beverly Hood FULL HOT MOVIE

World Cinema

A poor black family from the South win the lottery. They move to Beverly Hills to live the good life, but find it hilariously difficult to fit in.

Transcript

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00:00:56Hey auntie, hey auntie, how you doing?

00:01:23You the only one working huh?

00:01:25How y'all doing?

00:01:26How you doing?

00:01:27Hey girl, who going to give us some of that sugar?

00:01:32Go on girl.

00:01:33Did I hear that Red Washington is going to move back to your country?

00:01:38Red Washington, don't say that name.

00:01:41I hope that he will have the Lord smite his little man gland so bad that a creature will

00:01:48fester on his little thing and break it off in the middle of the ground and when the ants

00:01:53come and eat it piece by piece I can stomp the ants of the-

00:01:56Dang!

00:01:57Dang!

00:01:58I'm sorry, I need to rebuke myself right about now.

00:02:02What did he do?

00:02:03Well, y'all really want to hear that story about Red?

00:02:06Yeah!

00:02:07Yeah!

00:02:08Okay, see Red was a evil heathen that got lucky.

00:02:13Who's Red?

00:02:14Well, he's this awful heathen boy that used to go to my church that won the lottery.

00:02:19Mm-hmm.

00:02:20The lottery?

00:02:21Mm-hmm.

00:02:22How much you win?

00:02:23$300 million that boy won.

00:02:26$300 million?

00:02:27$300 million?

00:02:28$300 million, girl!

00:02:30I wish I could win $30.

00:02:33I wish I could win $300 million.

00:02:36I wish I could just win some change.

00:02:38You know what I'm saying?

00:02:39One of them.

00:02:40Hey, hey, let me tell you kids something.

00:02:45Money ain't everything, alright?

00:02:47Hey!

00:02:48Money ain't everything.

00:02:49And boy, you need to save some of your money, alright?

00:02:52The lottery was a terrible thing.

00:02:53The story is horrible.

00:02:54Baby, that ain't the way I had the story started.

00:02:57If you're gonna tell it, tell it right.

00:02:59Y'all gonna finish clear, huh?

00:03:01I'm gonna tell the story.

00:03:02What you need to do, woman?

00:03:03You need to shut your pie hole and let my uncle tell the story.

00:03:06That's what you need to do.

00:03:07Boy, I know you ain't telling me to hug my pie hole.

00:03:09Because you know, I'm gonna tell everybody in here about you and Big Sue.

00:03:14So you better say I'm sorry.

00:03:15Big Sue!

00:03:16I'm sorry!

00:03:17I'm sorry!

00:03:18I'm sorry!

00:03:19I love all you.

00:03:20Big Sue!

00:03:21You mean Lathonia's girl, Big Sue?

00:03:22You mean that fluffy girl living over there on 35th?

00:03:26Man, like I said, you don't need to know about Big Sue.

00:03:28We don't wanna know.

00:03:29We don't wanna know.

00:03:30Anyway, this is the story of Red and the $30 million.

00:03:36See, there was a lottery here in town.

00:03:38It made everybody go crazy.

00:03:40I started a little bit of fat story.

00:03:43Mmm, mmm, mmm.

00:03:44It was amazing.

00:03:45The whole town went crazy.

00:03:47Little bit.

00:03:48Little bit!

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00:03:59I'm getting everybody, I'm getting everybody, I'm getting everybody, just hold on.

00:04:03These peasants need to be playing the devil's game.

00:04:06I'm getting all your money.

00:04:08Hey, little bitch, I need me a job, man.

00:04:12Man, how the hell are you going to butt in front of everybody in the damn store?

00:04:15Can you see this is my biggest day?

00:04:17I just got laid off.

00:04:18Look, I mean, I've been on my job for 20 years, and that's it.

00:04:23Are you going to give me a job or not?

00:04:25What you need a job for, as old as you is?

00:04:27What you want, get your teeth fixed for a change?

00:04:29I got to take care of my family, man.

00:04:31Family? What family?

00:04:33I got two kids and a beautiful wife.

00:04:35Boy, that's very real soft, ain't it?

00:04:37Now, there you go trying to clown me now.

00:04:39I ain't clowning, I'm telling the truth.

00:04:41Everybody in the line know you're going to take care of your damn kid.

00:04:43That's why your contract come in and beg me for a job.

00:04:45You probably want to buy and steal my liquor up in here.

00:04:47I ain't got time to be helping you steal.

00:04:49All I came up here for is a job.

00:04:51Let me tell you something now.

00:04:52Get your chip-tooth bullheads out of my damn way.

00:04:55You ain't got no money.

00:04:56You taking money.

00:04:57I'm making money the damn day.

00:04:58This is the biggest day of my life up in here in North Corner, Mississippi.

00:05:01I'm making money, and you trying to take money from me.

00:05:04I already got Nathan over here.

00:05:06He's my security, he's my bagger, and he's my doggone stock, boy.

00:05:09And he needs to go back in the back anyway.

00:05:11Watch out, boy.

00:05:12Why don't you move out of line?

00:05:13I got customers to deal with, brother.

00:05:14Watch out.

00:05:15Move out of the way.

00:05:16I am a band of God.

00:05:17What's up, Reverend?

00:05:18You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:05:19How you doing, Reverend?

00:05:20The usual?

00:05:21Your beer in the back.

00:05:22Real cold.

00:05:23They done put it in the refrigerator this morning.

00:05:25Come on.

00:05:26You ought to be ashamed of yourself, tricking and duping these poor ignorant heathens out

00:05:31of their money for this demo game lottery.

00:05:34I came in here strictly to get my asthma medicine.

00:05:37Hold on.

00:05:38I ain't drinking no money.

00:05:39I just got the lottery ticket and they buying them.

00:05:41How you gonna come and judge me?

00:05:42Reverend, you just shut your mouth and get in line.

00:05:44You in line up here messing with my business.

00:05:46How dare you?

00:05:47You gonna buy something?

00:05:48I could speak to you any way I want to.

00:05:50You ain't nobody special.

00:05:51I'm running thang.

00:05:52You...

00:05:53Don't make me call you fluffy in front of God.

00:05:56Cause I will reform the way I used to be and whoop your ass.

00:05:59I used to be a pimp.

00:06:00Watch your mouth, crazy.

00:06:01What you want?

00:06:02You better get your one of these tickets.

00:06:03I'll whoop your ass in here.

00:06:04Write in your own damn store, you bastard.

00:06:06I'll kick your ass.

00:06:07Watch your watch, I'm a preacher but I will beat you up in here for all these people.

00:06:10This mother...

00:06:11Two.

00:06:12Yeah, make it three.

00:06:14Gotcha.

00:06:15Okay, gotcha.

00:06:20Lordy, lordy.

00:06:21What the hell you want?

00:06:22You need a lottery ticket?

00:06:23Check this out.

00:06:24I need some condoms, man.

00:06:25Condoms?

00:06:26Don't be saying that long.

00:06:28Yeah, I'm gonna say it out loud.

00:06:29Thank God you using condoms.

00:06:31You look like a pimp and a monkey had a baby.

00:06:33You don't need to reproduce at all.

00:06:37You got to get me a job.

00:06:38You got to be a job.

00:06:52Dang, I got to get me a job.

00:06:55That father-in-law is draining me dry, and that daughter of mine, she going on 25 directly,

00:07:03Exactly. Living with me. Who gonna marry a 25 year old woman? Just tell me who.

00:07:22Well, if it ain't the breadwinner. More like a loper. Just don't say nothing to me.

00:07:29Oh, a little cranky today, huh? Oh, baby.

00:07:38Oh, so how'd it go? Nothing, man. I'm overqualified, underqualified. Dang. How much we got left?

00:07:47Well, let me see.

00:07:51I don't know. Looks like we got about $18.40 for Ram's college fund.

00:07:59When the boy gonna graduate? In June.

00:08:03Dang. Time sure do fly. Maybe they'll hold it back for another year.

00:08:09If Luck was on the curb, Red would have had to climb a ladder and get a step stool to get to Luck.

00:08:15Boy, that boy was horribly down. Horribly down.

00:08:18And he was watching his beautiful little daughter.

00:08:22Mmm, that little Pam. Boy, she was some kind of, some little something.

00:08:25She was dating that Igmit boy naked. Boy, that boy was dumb with it. Igmit with it either.

00:08:32And, uh, that's the last thing Red wanted to see when he was down on his little, that Igmit boy at the door. Come and knock him.

00:08:38I will find me a job.

00:08:53Well, it's been six months, Red, and we down to our last. Now, come Monday, I'mma go on and find me a job.

00:08:58Find a job? You got a job, woman. You work right here at this house.

00:09:02Well, it ain't paying.

00:09:04What folk gon' say?

00:09:05Folk gon' say Red Show is lucky to have himself a woman that works.

00:09:16Hi, Papa.

00:09:23Boy, what do you want?

00:09:26Would y'all like to come over to my house for dinner?

00:09:29Boy, how long will you be neighbors?

00:09:33All my life, I reckon.

00:09:35How long is that?

00:09:37Twenty-six years.

00:09:39Fool, have we ever been to your house for dinner?

00:09:44No, sir.

00:09:46Then what'd that tell you?

00:09:48That you wasn't invited?

00:09:51What?

00:09:52Boy, Nathan, take yours home.

00:09:55Boy, take your, you know, house.

00:09:57And you take your ass off.

00:09:58Now, wait a minute, Mr. Red.

00:10:00Now, I brought these for Pam and I insist on giving them to her now.

00:10:04He insists.

00:10:06Lord, have mercy.

00:10:08Ain't there something? He insists.

00:10:10Oh, no, I know.

00:10:11Shut up.

00:10:12And he fell right there?

00:10:15Oh, no.

00:10:16Oh, no.

00:10:18Oh, no.

00:10:19Oh, no.

00:10:20Oh, no.

00:10:21Oh, no.

00:10:22Oh, no.

00:10:23Oh, no.

00:10:24Oh, no.

00:10:25Oh, no.

00:10:26Oh, no.

00:10:27Oh, my goodness.

00:10:28You laughed?

00:10:30That's so mean.

00:10:32You know what a trash is.

00:10:46Now go on and wash up for dinner.

00:10:52Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

00:10:55But you know, I don't know how we're going to pay for it.

00:10:59You know, my daddy's been out of work for so long.

00:11:01He's been really looking, though.

00:11:06Oh, man. Wasting beans again?

00:11:10Boy, shudder, there's children in Africa starving.

00:11:16Well, I'll be happy to be on my portion.

00:11:19For what?

00:11:21Nothing.

00:11:22I didn't think so.

00:11:24Hello?

00:11:26Girl, I'm still thinking on it.

00:11:31How's the weather?

00:11:35Okay?

00:11:38I'm still, yes.

00:11:40I love you, too.

00:11:42I'm still thinking on it.

00:11:44Talk to you then.

00:11:46Bye-bye.

00:11:51Hi, y'all.

00:11:52Hey, Papa.

00:11:53Hey, baby.

00:11:54Hi, Daddy.

00:11:55Hi, sugar.

00:11:57Hey, Daddy.

00:11:58When you get a job, can I get some dookie braids?

00:12:00Oh, yeah, baby.

00:12:01How do you like my new design, Daddy?

00:12:04It'll go good with my dookie braids.

00:12:06Dookie is right. That's whack.

00:12:08No, you're whack.

00:12:09Now, there's more important things in life than dookie braids.

00:12:12Like what you gonna do with your life, child?

00:12:14I know what I'm gonna do with my life.

00:12:16I'm gonna be a famous fashion designer.

00:12:20She just trying to look good for Nathan Pooh.

00:12:23I don't want Nathan Pooh.

00:12:26Mama, would you make him quit saying that?

00:12:28Okay, hush up, Ram and eat your beans.

00:12:30Baby, you'll fit in in California.

00:12:33California?

00:12:34Yeah, your Aunt Gert said there's jobs out there in California.

00:12:39No, no, Red.

00:12:40I'm not going to California.

00:12:41There's some earthquakes and them floods and things and them gangs.

00:12:44Oh, no, honey.

00:12:45You gotta quit talking all that crazy talk.

00:12:47Now, let's bow our heads and have a prayer.

00:12:51A little light of mine, you know

00:12:56I'm gonna let it shine

00:12:57Yes, I am singing

00:13:00This little light of mine

00:13:01I'm gonna let it shine

00:13:02Oh, you know

00:13:04Let it shine

00:13:08Oh, I'm gonna let it shine

00:13:11Let it shine

00:13:13Let it shine

00:13:14Ooh, you're gonna let it shine

00:13:16Oh, I will, I will, I will.

00:13:46Oh, yes, yes, amen, amen, amen, amen, for the choir right there, amen.

00:14:16Oh, that was a wonderful selection by the choir.

00:14:20Yes, it is.

00:14:20Oh, sometimes you know you got the spirit, but you just got the head.

00:14:27Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:14:34And you know what kind of giver the Lord likes.

00:14:37Yes, yes, yes, come on.

00:14:39What kind of giver does he like?

00:14:40Chips.

00:14:42Come on.

00:14:47Give it.

00:14:51Woo!

00:14:53A good giver.

00:14:55A precious giver.

00:14:56Yes.

00:14:56Kind of giver just like givin' cuz it givin'.

00:14:59Yeah.

00:15:00Mm-hmm.

00:15:01I'm talkin' about givin'.

00:15:03Well, well, now.

00:15:04Like Thanksgiving.

00:15:06Well.

00:15:07Mm-hmm.

00:15:07Forgivin'.

00:15:08Well.

00:15:09Any kind of givin'.

00:15:11Well.

00:15:12Lord, just like givin'.

00:15:13Well.

00:15:14Come on.

00:15:15Yeah.

00:15:15Oh, it has come to my attention that one of our members has fallen down.

00:15:24Oh, no.

00:15:25Way down.

00:15:26Way down.

00:15:27Way down.

00:15:27And we gonna try to pick him up.

00:15:30All right.

00:15:31Pick him up.

00:15:32And we gonna pick him up.

00:15:33Pick him up.

00:15:34Crazy.

00:15:34Because Nathan Newton went out last night and took up a collection for Red Washington and his family.

00:15:44Praise God.

00:15:44Mm-hmm.

00:15:46Praise God.

00:15:47Yeah.

00:15:48Yeah.

00:15:49Oh.

00:15:51Praise me.

00:15:52On behalf of the Washington family, I'd like to thank y'all very kindly.

00:15:58By the way, is there gonna be another collection at the evening service?

00:16:02Oh, Lord.

00:16:03Oh, Lord.

00:16:05We need another collection.

00:16:07I mean, a collection from the choir.

00:16:09Can't nobody do me like Jesus.

00:16:13Hey.

00:16:14Nobody.

00:16:16Do me.

00:16:16Do me like the Lord.

00:16:17Oh, yeah.

00:16:18Oh, Lord.

00:16:18Nobody.

00:16:19Can't nobody do me like Jesus.

00:16:21Do me like Jesus.

00:16:22He's my brother.

00:16:25He's my brother.

00:16:28Oh, Lord.

00:16:28Told me to run.

00:16:29Oh, Lord.

00:16:29Oh, no.

00:16:30I'm going to kill that damn boy.

00:16:45I'm going to put my leg in his stupid.

00:17:00I got to go figure some things out, baby.

00:17:04I don't know what we're going to do, Nola.

00:17:07Oh, we're going to be all right, sweetie.

00:17:10We're cheering to God.

00:17:13Yeah, good shit is working out there in California.

00:17:17Remember, they got earthquakes and fires and floods and mudslides

00:17:21and rock slides and gangs.

00:17:24Oh, we'll be all right, sweetie.

00:17:30Oh, this was my day.

00:17:41Brother should have went to church, but I'm glad I stayed here

00:17:44and made all this money out of sight.

00:17:47Woo.

00:17:48Thank you, Jesus.

00:17:49I'm happy.

00:17:50I'm a man.

00:17:50I go to church.

00:17:51Thank you, Jesus.

00:18:00Oh, Red, you don't need to drink your problems away.

00:18:05You need to go home and be with your family for a change.

00:18:08I said, you know what?

00:18:09You scraped up enough money to get that damn liquor,

00:18:12and I ain't give you no damn free liquor.

00:18:14You ain't got enough free liquor off me.

00:18:16Man.

00:18:17You know, I ain't made enough money tonight.

00:18:19Boy, I can retire.

00:18:21Woo.

00:18:22But you know what?

00:18:25I got one last lottery ticket up here,

00:18:27and I'm going to give it to you on the how.

00:18:29I can't give you no job because your country is lazy

00:18:32and you stink.

00:18:33But I'm going to give you that lottery ticket.

00:18:35You know, if you win food, I want you to get my $85.95.

00:18:39I'm going to bust you.

00:18:40I'm going to slap you right now.

00:18:41I ain't playing with you, boy.

00:18:43Then you just go on and buy my drink

00:18:44and get the heck on out of here.

00:18:47Little country ass.

00:18:49Go on and get your funky ass out of here.

00:18:50You can give me my money for the liquor.

00:18:52Him.

00:18:53Take this damn money.

00:18:54Good luck to you.

00:18:56Now get out.

00:18:57Get out.

00:18:58Go.

00:18:58I'm sorry, bitch, country ass.

00:19:00Yeah, your mama, your mama stank too.

00:19:27I'm sorry, man, your mama stank too.

00:19:42I'm sorry.

00:19:44I'm sorry.

00:19:44There's no rain, y'all.

00:19:45y'all. He dead, y'all. He smell like Dookie. No, no, he smell like... He got a big-ass

00:19:57burger. Check and see if he got any money. Oh, yeah. A lotto ticket. Give me that. We

00:20:06go with the money. We go with the money. We go with the money. We go with the money. We

00:20:14rich, we rich, we rich. Hey, hey, hey. Stop all that running, all that noise now. We

00:20:18go with the money. Look at this. Where you got this from? We found it. In Cousin Red's

00:20:24pocket. Well, what? I done told y'all about some lies. We ain't lying. See, see, see,

00:20:29that's the problem right here. See, you've smoked them little funny cigarettes and this

00:20:32how your children turn out. Shut up. Mm-hmm. Couldn't just have one. Had to have

00:20:36your whole letter, didn't you? Well, just because Red can only give you two. I ain't

00:20:39gonna hear it. Let me go out here and see what these fools talking about. Papa? Papa,

00:20:47come out here. Oh, what is it this time? Y'all write down those numbers for me, hear?

00:20:53All right, Papa. Can't even watch my damn TV. I'm always going around this house. Oh, well,

00:21:00ain't this just a fine kettle of fish. If your mama could see this, she'd be rolling right over in

00:21:06her grave. Mm-hmm. Well, let's get him in the bedroom. Ain't nothing new. Lord, he doesn't

00:21:12ain't doing too much possum. Damn. I am just old for this. All right, Papa, don't drop him. You know he

00:21:17ain't got much sense left. I got to go sit down. Oh, Red, baby, why you going and do something like this?

00:21:28Oh, what we going to do? Oh, just show us a sign. Baby, you, you, you. Ooh, what you drink?

00:21:45Oh, this West Coast journey. About to put it down. Can we do what we want to? Can we do what we want to? Where we want to?

00:22:05Stay letting loose, click. Yeah. Y'all thought y'all would say, big problem. Yeah. Can we do what we want to? Can we do what we want to?

00:22:14Yeah, we can party if you want to. You can strip if you want to. You can club if you want to. You know that news keep it popping and we gonna

00:22:30Red, open up, Red.

00:22:36That's right, Red.

00:22:37Open up.

00:22:38The Lord is standing outside.

00:22:40Go on now.

00:22:41Don't get away from the door.

00:22:42Ain't nobody know who you is.

00:22:44Don't worry about it.

00:22:45Don't worry about the Lord.

00:22:46You worry about my money.

00:22:47You owe me for all them grits and eggs you bought on tab.

00:22:50You need to pay for my money now.

00:22:52Oh, knocking on somebody's door.

00:22:54Go on now.

00:22:55Ain't nobody got nothing for you.

00:22:57Don't worry about the Lord yet.

00:22:58Pay for my tithe first.

00:22:59I'll baptize you and I will have you straight to hell.

00:23:02I'm going to flame it.

00:23:03It just seems like people are coming from everywhere.

00:23:06And I thought Nathan was bad.

00:23:08Now look, y'all just stop being silly.

00:23:10Now this is serious.

00:23:12Now Red, I just don't know if I can take much more of this.

00:23:14It's just plum getting out of hand.

00:23:16And it's sure enough, only going to get worse.

00:23:19Hot damn, we moving to California.

00:23:21California?

00:23:23I ain't going.

00:23:23You can always take your broke ass right here.

00:23:27I go where my daughter go.

00:23:29I got a mansion on the hill.

00:23:36A big account and max a meal.

00:23:39You know just how to play the feel.

00:23:41And you always keep it real.

00:23:44You can back the things you say.

00:23:46About your paper, just don't play.

00:23:49If you're a baller and you know it, clap your hands.

00:23:52Make me a bit more lost.

00:23:54Clap them up.

00:23:54You're ballin' and you know it.

00:23:56Clap your hands.

00:23:57Clap your hands.

00:23:58Clap your hands.

00:23:59Clap your hands.

00:23:59If you're ballin' and you know it.

00:24:01Clap your hands.

00:24:02I know the girls.

00:24:03Clap your hands.

00:24:04If you're ballin' and you know it.

00:24:06Then the car you drive should show it.

00:24:09If you're ballin' and you know it.

00:24:11Clap your hands.

00:24:12Clap your hands.

00:24:13Clap your hands.

00:24:14As you work from nine to five.

00:24:16Struggle in to stay alive.

00:24:19Work your fingers to the bone.

00:24:21And you can't wait until you get home.

00:24:24Cause you just gotta get away.

00:24:26Wonderful looking house out there in California.

00:24:28Oh, it's huge.

00:24:32California.

00:24:32We gonna move to California.

00:24:33We gonna be some famous singers.

00:24:36Yeah, we gonna get up.

00:24:37Hell, love me.

00:24:39Y'all are gonna be singing.

00:24:40Hey, you know what, man?

00:24:41They too wack, man.

00:24:42We gotta go, man.

00:24:43I gotta go.

00:24:43Big suit house, y'all.

00:24:44Big suit calling you?

00:24:45I'm gonna let it shine.

00:24:48This little light of mine.

00:24:51Talking about some singers.

00:24:52I'm the original.

00:24:53You know they wanna go.

00:24:58What y'all got on that?

00:24:59Y'all ain't got nothing on that.

00:25:00Bye, dear.

00:25:01Y'all can't come with us together for you when we go.

00:25:04For real.

00:25:04Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

00:25:09Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

00:25:39my favorite rich uncle. Pumpkin, girl, look at you.

00:25:43Where you been? You looking good, girl.

00:25:45Brad, nobody calls me pumpkin anymore.

00:25:47You still got that pumpkin head. I ain't the only one that can see it.

00:25:52They just don't call you pumpkin to your face.

00:25:55Nola, you still look good. You haven't changed a bit.

00:25:58Oh, go on, gal. Now, where's girl?

00:26:02Oh, probably home waxing her mustache.

00:26:04No, she's a little ill. She says she'll call later.

00:26:06Come on, let's go look at my house.

00:26:09Yeah, okay. Come on, dude.

00:26:11Come on. Come on, Papa.

00:26:15This is all good here.

00:26:17Boy, I bet you have your own room and everything.

00:26:19Here.

00:26:21What you asking me?

00:26:23Okay. You got that.

00:26:26What?

00:26:27I can't help.

00:26:32I can't help.

00:26:33What do you want on with this?

00:26:36Don't bring the money, baby.

00:26:38I can't help.

00:26:39I said, make money, money, make money, money, money.

00:26:43Gotta make that money.

00:26:45I said, take money, money, take money, money, money.

00:26:49Gotta take that money.

00:26:50I said, make money, money, make money, money, money.

00:26:54Gotta make that money.

00:26:56I said, take money, money, take money, money, money.

00:26:59Gotta take that money.

00:27:00oh

00:27:20oh man

00:27:30I knew it.

00:27:31I knew it, I knew it.

00:27:32They gone, man.

00:27:34I snuck out here last night.

00:27:37My money.

00:27:42Man, I didn't think Pam would just leave me.

00:27:52Hey, shut up, fool.

00:27:58I'll be down.

00:28:00Think about this like him.

00:28:02Okay, you gave Pam the envelope with our lotto tickets, right?

00:28:07Yeah.

00:28:08Next day, they win the lotto.

00:28:11That's our money, fool.

00:28:13They been going to Cal to get my money.

00:28:17Oh, money.

00:28:18Well, how do you know they ain't California?

00:28:20Playboy, I got connections.

00:28:22Remember? The post office.

00:28:26Come on, let's go get my money.

00:28:28Here.

00:28:29I hope you like the furniture.

00:28:30I picked it out myself.

00:28:31Ooh, they're beautiful.

00:28:32Oh, yeah.

00:28:33Hey, mama.

00:28:34Don't this look like Tootsie?

00:28:35Meow.

00:28:36Meow.

00:28:37The girl must be homesick.

00:28:38Meow.

00:28:39I hope you like the neighborhood.

00:28:40There's another black family that lives on the left side of you.

00:28:42I think we should be right on neighborly and go on over there and meet them.

00:28:43I'm sure they won't mind if you get settled first.

00:28:45I insist you get settled first.

00:28:46She insists.

00:28:47All right, well, well, I sure don't hope they don't think we up in here nothing like that.

00:28:48Now, you know what I'm going to do?

00:28:49I'm going to take them a big old pot of them neck bones over there.

00:28:50Yeah, that's a good MD.

00:28:51Hey, you know, show them up.

00:28:52Beautiful.

00:28:53Mmm, Lord, Amber.

00:28:54Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,

00:28:58And they moved next to these old archy-farty people.

00:28:59Should've had sticks in their butts.

00:29:00They were so stiff.

00:29:01They were so stiff.

00:29:02You know what I'm going to do?

00:29:03I'm going to get settled first.

00:29:04I'm going to get settled first.

00:29:05I'm going to get settled first.

00:29:06I'm going to get settled first.

00:29:07I'm going to get settled first.

00:29:08I'm going to get settled first.

00:29:09She insists.

00:29:10All right, well, well, I sure don't hope they don't think we up in here or nothing like

00:29:11that.

00:29:12Now, you know what I'm going to do?

00:29:13I'm going to take them a big old pot of them neck bones over there.

00:29:14Yeah, that's a good MD.

00:29:15Hey, you know, show them up.

00:29:16Beautiful.

00:29:17Mmm, Lord, Amber.

00:29:19And they moved next to these old archy-farty people.

00:29:25Should've had sticks in their butts.

00:29:26They were so stiff.

00:29:28Oh, what a great day.

00:29:31Isn't it beautiful?

00:29:32Mmm.

00:29:33Speaking of great, that was a great game of tennis you played yesterday.

00:29:38Thank you, Juniper.

00:29:40Oh, don't be a sore loser.

00:29:42Those neighbors next door, I wonder if they're adding on to whatever it is they're adding on

00:29:48to you.

00:29:49Oh.

00:29:50At any rate, just one.

00:29:53Geneva, I just want to let you know I let you win the game.

00:29:57Please.

00:29:58Sure you did.

00:29:59But anyway, your game is getting much, much better.

00:30:03Mmm.

00:30:04Thank you, Diana.

00:30:07And you're waiting for?

00:30:10Darling.

00:30:11What?

00:30:12You really should be kinder to the help.

00:30:13Oh, please.

00:30:14I pay them once a week and the check never bounces.

00:30:15Ah.

00:30:16Ooh.

00:30:17Speaking of money.

00:30:18Mmm.

00:30:19I hear that someone just bought the old Tate estate.

00:30:20Is that right?

00:30:21You know, I hope it's not another celebrity, Geneva.

00:30:23You know the traffic they bring.

00:30:24The photographers, the tourists.

00:30:25And darling, you know you need your beauty rest.

00:30:26I do.

00:30:27I don't know, but I hear it's an extremely rich African American family.

00:30:28Oh, really?

00:30:29It's probably the electric company takeover.

00:30:30I bet.

00:30:31Yeah.

00:30:32Yeah.

00:30:33Yeah.

00:30:34It's probably the electric company takeover.

00:30:35I bet.

00:30:36Yeah.

00:30:37Yeah.

00:30:38Yeah.

00:30:39Yeah.

00:30:40Yeah.

00:30:41Yeah.

00:30:42Yeah.

00:30:43Yeah.

00:30:44Yeah.

00:30:45Yeah.

00:30:46Yeah.

00:30:47Yeah.

00:30:48Yeah.

00:30:49Yeah.

00:30:50Yeah.

00:30:51Yeah.

00:30:52The electric company takeover I bet they acquired millions.

00:30:57Hmm.

00:31:13Oh.

00:31:14Hey Ben.

00:31:15I'm good, how are you?

00:31:16Randall.

00:31:17I'm, I'm Randall.

00:31:19Hi Randall, I'm Pam.

00:31:20Hi Pam.

00:31:21How are you?

00:31:22Me too.

00:31:23So, you just moved here?

00:31:25Oh yeah, me and my family moved here from Yelkama, Mississippi.

00:31:28Oh, and my ass is lying, Pippi.

00:31:32You got a boyfriend?

00:31:34No.

00:31:35Because, you know, you're pretty.

00:31:37You're very, very pretty.

00:31:40What are you, you're new in town.

00:31:42I need to show you around.

00:31:43What are you doing this tonight, today?

00:31:46Oh, well, I have a hair appointment at the hair salon.

00:31:49Oh.

00:31:50Maybe later?

00:31:52You want to maybe meet up tonight, maybe?

00:31:55Come by at 7, 8, whatever time.

00:31:58Okay, I'll...

00:32:00You live right there?

00:32:02There.

00:32:03Here.

00:32:04Yeah.

00:32:05You're silly.

00:32:08Well, when I get back from the beauty parlor, I'll come over.

00:32:13Okay.

00:32:15Okay.

00:32:16Well, I guess I'll see you later tonight, then.

00:32:19Yeah.

00:32:20Later, later on.

00:32:21I live right...

00:32:22Oh, sorry.

00:32:23The pollen.

00:32:24Later.

00:32:25Okay, right now.

00:32:26Bye.

00:32:27Bye.

00:32:28Bye.

00:32:29Bye, Pam.

00:32:30Bye.

00:32:31Bye.

00:32:32Have fun a few slides.

00:32:34Oh, gosh.

00:32:44Hi.

00:32:45Hi.

00:32:46Oh, you'll have to call our business office from 9 to 5 for donations.

00:32:50Oh, well that's nice. I'll make sure I do that in the morning to see what they need.

00:32:57But right now, me and my daughter want to get our hair did.

00:33:00That's right. Y'all do dookie braids?

00:33:03Dookie?

00:33:04Yeah.

00:33:05Oh, let me get the manager.

00:33:06Okay, thank you.

00:33:07She's so nice and cute.

00:33:09Look, look. I got some teeth.

00:33:12This looks good.

00:33:20Mmm.

00:33:22Mmm, this is so good, Mama.

00:33:24They are so nice here.

00:33:28Hello, ladies. How are you?

00:33:30It's so fabulous to see you here.

00:33:33You coming for a haircut?

00:33:34Oh, this is great.

00:33:35Oh, I can do plenty with this.

00:33:37And sugar, honey.

00:33:41Well, okay.

00:33:42So here's what we're gonna do.

00:33:43We're gonna bring you on in, okay?

00:33:45We're gonna get you settled.

00:33:46Oh, is this a Paul Juju?

00:33:48This is fabulous.

00:33:50Actually, I designed it myself.

00:33:52Okay, so here's the deal.

00:33:55Most of our prices start at $200 for that, well, ethnic look, okay?

00:34:02So you tell me what's up with you.

00:34:04Well, for $200, I expect we're gonna look real good.

00:34:09Real good.

00:34:10Okay, let's put down these, ladies.

00:34:12Come on, let's move in.

00:34:13Move in, please.

00:34:14Let's go, let's go.

00:34:16Your bed is back there, honey.

00:34:17She's gonna work you over.

00:34:18You girls are fabulous.

00:34:19This is so Beverly Hills, so LA.

00:34:20I can't even tell you how happening this is right now.

00:34:21Oh, shut up.

00:34:22I just knew I should've let my hair air dry.

00:34:23Mama, I look like Lucifer.

00:34:24Yes, you do, baby.

00:34:25Come on.

00:34:26Come on.

00:34:27Oh, my God, Mama.

00:34:28They took all day, and they made me look like Lucifer.

00:34:29Oh, now, it's all right, baby.

00:34:30Now, Craig done found a nice place for us.

00:34:31He's taking us over to his other salon where they can really do hair, baby.

00:34:35Oh, thank you.

00:34:38Thank you, baby.

00:34:39We're gonna be all right.

00:34:40Who is it?

00:34:41Who is it?

00:34:42Who is it?

00:34:43Girl, it might be Michael Johnson.

00:34:44Who's in there?

00:34:45I can't see nobody.

00:34:46I can't see nobody.

00:34:47I can't see nobody.

00:34:48I can't see nobody.

00:34:49I can't see.

00:34:50Oh, fashion alert.

00:34:54Fashion alert.

00:34:55Fashion alert.

00:34:56Oh, and they made me look like Lucifer, and they made me look like Lucifer.

00:35:00Oh, now.

00:35:01It's all right, baby.

00:35:02Now, Craig done found a nice place for us.

00:35:03He's taking us over to his other salon where they can really do hair, baby.

00:35:05Oh, thank God.

00:35:06We're gonna be all right.

00:35:07Who is it?

00:35:08Who is it?

00:35:09Who is it?

00:35:10Girl, it might be Michael Johnson.

00:35:11Who's in there?

00:35:12I can't see nobody.

00:35:13Oh, my face.

00:35:14Oh, my face.

00:35:15Oh, fashion alert! Fashion alert!

00:35:18Hi!

00:35:19Somebody please call 911.

00:35:21Please let us help you.

00:35:22Oh, okay.

00:35:24We can look at Bruce Tita Turner.

00:35:26Oh, thank you.

00:35:27Follow me, girl.

00:35:28Hi, you're so sweet.

00:35:29You're so sweet.

00:35:30Oh, I think she got somebody in her chair.

00:35:33She's gonna have to go.

00:35:34Come on now.

00:35:35Get up, boy.

00:35:36Come on.

00:35:36Move, move, move, move.

00:35:38Come on, we got some girls in need.

00:35:40That's so sweet.

00:35:41There you go.

00:35:42Just want to get our hand in here.

00:35:44Hi.

00:35:45How you doing?

00:35:47You're just so strong and muscular.

00:35:50Uh-oh, who done flipped your switch, girl?

00:35:53Oh, we just came from the salon over in Beverly Hills.

00:35:56They called it high fashion.

00:35:58Yeah, maybe on Mars, girl,

00:35:59because you look toe up from the floor up.

00:36:02Oh, my God.

00:36:04Oh, my.

00:36:04You ain't from around here, huh?

00:36:06Oh, no.

00:36:06We from Yocon, Mississippi.

00:36:08Showing up, showing up.

00:36:09Yocon.

00:36:10I got family down there.

00:36:12I think they live, like, the town over at Nocorn.

00:36:15Oh, no, Cora.

00:36:15That ain't but a rock's throw of a hair of a nostril.

00:36:19Y'all know any Thomases?

00:36:20Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:21I know a Sue Ann Thomas and a Ruh, Ruh, Ruh.

00:36:24And a Clarence Thomas.

00:36:25Oh, sure, I got a whole bunch of kids, girl.

00:36:27Oh, look at this.

00:36:27We done already, even we done found us all down home.

00:36:30Girl.

00:36:31Oh, honey, it just blessed my heart.

00:36:32Slap my knee and hit my behind.

00:36:35Woo-hoo-hoo.

00:36:35That's right.

00:36:36Wow.

00:36:37So what is it for young folks to do around here?

00:36:39Girl, a little bit of everything.

00:36:41You know, we got the Century Club, the Night Club, the Lions Dent girls.

00:36:45Oh, my.

00:36:46Shattel feather, do the Tussie Roll, the Butterfly.

00:36:50Y'all not do all that?

00:36:51I don't know about that, girl.

00:36:53Oh, no.

00:36:53Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:36:55Oh, some loose in there.

00:36:56You know what I'm saying?

00:36:57Ooh, child, you're making me more nervous than a long-tailed cat.

00:36:59No room full of rocking chair.

00:37:01I'm going out tomorrow.

00:37:02You want to go out with me?

00:37:03Oh, look at that, Pammy.

00:37:06Oh, my goodness.

00:37:07She offers some Southern hospitality.

00:37:09Oh, my, that show is nice.

00:37:10Oh, yeah.

00:37:11It's going to be just fine.

00:37:13Good, because you know I want to go out with them sisters of mine.

00:37:16Oh, they good.

00:37:18I thought they was crazy.

00:37:20It's different here.

00:37:21We in Hollywood.

00:37:22Okay.

00:37:22If she could have come out of there, I would have been all over.

00:37:24Michael, you know?

00:37:26Michael, baby.

00:37:27You know he'd have nothing to be able to do anyway.

00:37:29Oh, no.

00:37:29Oh, girl.

00:37:31So, uh, where are we going to a dance?

00:37:34Huh?

00:37:35Where are we going to go to a dance?

00:37:37Yeah, hold your head down.

00:37:38Oh.

00:37:39Girl, we're going to do more than dance.

00:37:41Yeah, Tootsie Roll.

00:37:43Ooh.

00:37:43Y'all not do that, the butterfly?

00:37:45Ooh, yeah.

00:37:46Oh, yeah.

00:37:47Ooh, something loose in there, child.

00:37:49Y'all do the butterfly?

00:37:50Oh, no.

00:37:50Well, you know what we do, do?

00:37:52Remember that dance down there?

00:37:53We do them all.

00:37:54That's right.

00:37:54Yes, we do.

00:37:55Remember them all?

00:37:55Yeah.

00:37:55All right, now hold your head down.

00:38:12Be still.

00:38:12Come on.

00:38:12All right, all right, all right.

00:38:13And your mama can't come.

00:38:14We're going to California.

00:38:21California.

00:38:22We're going to California.

00:38:25California.

00:38:26We're going to California, y'all.

00:38:30To get our money.

00:38:32See, my pal.

00:38:33Get my money, yeah.

00:38:34Get your money.

00:38:35You ain't getting no money.

00:38:36You ain't getting no money.

00:38:37Man, I got money up there in California, too.

00:38:39Oh, man.

00:38:40Man, what you brought a little bit for, anyway?

00:38:41Man, I didn't bring a little bit.

00:38:43Look, you told me that Junebug said you can come.

00:38:45I ain't telling neither one of y'all nothing.

00:38:47I'm going to get my money, because Red Watch is owed me $85.95.

00:38:53You's a live big baked bean eating joker, you.

00:38:55I don't care what you're saying.

00:38:56I like to eat.

00:38:57I ain't worried about that, but you just

00:38:58tried to rack my own car up there so I can get my $85.

00:39:01Oh, raggedy car.

00:39:02Man, that car.

00:39:03Oh, now you want to talk about my car?

00:39:04It is little raggedy.

00:39:05Okay, okay.

00:39:06Man, my knee ain't going to sleep up there.

00:39:08Yeah, what they call you a little bit for, then?

00:39:09Yeah, I mean, hey.

00:39:10Ain't nothing little about you.

00:39:11Ain't nothing little about you.

00:39:12Hey, there's a little bit of room up in his car right now.

00:39:14What about your big cousin in the back?

00:39:16How the hell you got him back there?

00:39:17What, you got to take the roof off the fly, man?

00:39:19I'm family.

00:39:20He's family.

00:39:20Family.

00:39:21You're family, because you're back there farting up the plane.

00:39:23Well, you got smell the like.

00:39:25I can tell that.

00:39:26Well, I get gas.

00:39:27I get gas.

00:39:28Why don't you put something in this tank?

00:39:30Man, we'll just shut up and sit back and let's ride, man.

00:39:32Dang.

00:39:32I can't do nothing to sit back.

00:39:33I can't move.

00:39:34You got airbag in this car.

00:39:35Y'all need to cut all that out now.

00:39:37You're getting on my nerves.

00:39:38What you doing?

00:39:39Well, I'm cool, man.

00:39:40You just be careful, man.

00:39:41You're driving on all four temporary tires,

00:39:43and you got Amaral, and you got the nerve to have it dropped.

00:39:46NeNe, darling.

00:39:49Dumpling.

00:39:50I need my belt.

00:39:52What the hell did she do with my belt?

00:39:54I don't think she's spending all my damn money.

00:39:56Maybe she can do it with my belt.

00:39:57Could you bring me my...

00:39:58Thank you, darling.

00:40:06You have a cold?

00:40:10How do I look?

00:40:12Oh, you look fabulous.

00:40:15Well, thank you.

00:40:17And I wonder if she'll know that these pearls are fake.

00:40:20Of course not.

00:40:22She would have to be an expert to realize that.

00:40:27Darling, just please, okay?

00:40:28Do not buy me any more imitations.

00:40:31Darling, they are the best imitations money can buy.

00:40:34Just don't, okay?

00:40:36I'm self-conscious enough as it is about these wigs.

00:40:41Darling, come on now.

00:40:43I mean, the wigs look wonderful.

00:40:45I don't understand.

00:40:47Well, it's true.

00:40:48It is very true.

00:40:51Because of that damn real perm,

00:40:53I have to wear these things the rest of my life.

00:40:57I can't attack it anymore.

00:41:01Oh, and that fine thing, Red's sister's...

00:41:04Sister Aunt Gert, boy.

00:41:06She needed a depilatory, though,

00:41:08around her little back and neck.

00:41:09She was fine, though.

00:41:11Broke into the house.

00:41:13Crazy girl.

00:41:13Broke into the house.

00:41:16Oh, this life is hard to pick.

00:41:19Man, when you had your last shot of punani?

00:41:49Don't worry about that, fool.

00:41:50When I mess with her sister.

00:41:52You hear that, too?

00:41:55Little bit, go.

00:41:56You hear that, too?

00:42:01Come on in.

00:42:03Hello.

00:42:05Hi.

00:42:06Oh, yeah.

00:42:07Come on.

00:42:08Hey.

00:42:10Oh, my.

00:42:12Oh, my God.

00:42:13Oh, thank you.

00:42:14You startled me.

00:42:15We are the Owenses

00:42:17from next door.

00:42:19Oh, yeah.

00:42:20Okay.

00:42:20We're looking for the Washington,

00:42:22obviously and hopefully.

00:42:24They have not moved in yet.

00:42:26Mm-hmm, baby.

00:42:27Are you, uh...

00:42:28What the hell are you?

00:42:31Excuse me?

00:42:32What the hell am I?

00:42:33I'll tell you what the hell I am.

00:42:35I'm the Owens, my girl.

00:42:36That's who the hell I am.

00:42:37Who the hell are you?

00:42:38But the Octavozza family from next door

00:42:39mess around and catch a beat down up in here.

00:42:42You see what I'm saying?

00:42:42I beach press 210.

00:42:44This is a Tybo body.

00:42:46Billy Blank.

00:42:47Clam, clam.

00:42:48I'll bust your ass up in here, fool,

00:42:50with your pretty suit on.

00:42:52Need to get on out here

00:42:53with that pretty, pretty ugly

00:42:54and get your little skinny wife

00:42:55some meat on our bones.

00:42:57Look like a little skeleton.

00:42:59Ghetto Tibetan monk hat you got on.

00:43:01You're the cheap food.

00:43:02You need to be modeling casters

00:43:04in that raggedy suit.

00:43:05I ought to find a bushing

00:43:06in this bag.

00:43:07That's what I ought to do.

00:43:07Like your pretty.

00:43:11No way.

00:43:13Pump.

00:43:17Smells scrumptious.

00:43:19Mmm.

00:43:20Joe does.

00:43:22Speaking of scrumptious,

00:43:23Papa, you looking scrumptiously old this year.

00:43:26And you looking scrumptiously ugly.

00:43:29You ain't nothing but a big fat pig.

00:43:31I'll squash you.

00:43:32That's what I'll do.

00:43:33Hey, hey, hey.

00:43:33I'm not having this, all right?

00:43:36Hey, will you come on in here

00:43:38so we can say grace, girl?

00:43:39I'm coming, Mama.

00:43:41Sorry I took so long, y'all.

00:43:43Well, I'm Madison Owens

00:43:44and this is my wife, Geneva.

00:43:47The Aussie, Aussie people

00:43:48from that door.

00:43:50Oh, well, it's so nice to meet y'all.

00:43:53You.

00:43:53Nice to meet you.

00:43:55Oh, it's nice to meet you, too.

00:43:56No, I was trying.

00:43:58It's all right.

00:44:00Dear Hannah, Father,

00:44:02we come at this present time

00:44:03to just thank you

00:44:04for the $300 million.

00:44:07Amen.

00:44:08Amen to that.

00:44:10Well, it's not really proper

00:44:11to talk about money at the table.

00:44:13Yeah, you're right.

00:44:14Oh, but, um, Mr. Owens,

00:44:16what do you do?

00:44:18I'm a lawyer.

00:44:19I have a private practice.

00:44:20Oh, and what does she do?

00:44:22I do him.

00:44:24Are you ready to go, Tilly?

00:44:26Thank you, Miss Washington,

00:44:27for the food.

00:44:28It was delicious.

00:44:30See everybody later.

00:44:31Bye, Pam.

00:44:33Bye, Tilly.

00:44:34See you later.

00:44:35Well, I'm about to go on

00:44:36and make me some coffee.

00:44:37Now, Geneva, would you like some?

00:44:39Uh, no, but I'd like a martini.

00:44:42I think I'll go with you.

00:44:43All right.

00:44:44Ooh, I'd like a glass of moonshine

00:44:47with a twist of lemon.

00:44:49This recipe is scrumptious.

00:44:50You have to give it to my cook.

00:44:53Is it veal?

00:44:54No, Chetman.

00:44:56You don't know the guess all now.

00:45:00Puh!

00:45:00Oh, man.

00:45:02Puh-ho-ho-ho.

00:45:03Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:06Ahem.

00:45:09Yes, please, martini on the double.

00:45:12Uh, make it a double.

00:45:13With a twist.

00:45:16Uh.

00:45:17Now, that's just rude, Gert.

00:45:19Well, I could have fought it.

00:45:21Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:22Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:23Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:24Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:25Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:26Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:27Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:28Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:29Oh, ho-ho-ho.

00:45:30Oh, ho-ho.

00:45:31This is Hollywood.

00:45:32Wow.

00:45:33I ain't never been to a dance like this before.

00:45:35Mm.

00:45:36See that guy right there?

00:45:38Uh-huh.

00:45:39He likes me.

00:45:40Oh, he's cute.

00:45:41Everybody likes you, Tilly.

00:45:42They love me.

00:45:43They like me.

00:45:44How's my hair look?

00:45:45Tilly?

00:45:46How's my hair look?

00:45:47How's my hair look?

00:45:48You look good.

00:45:49Stop.

00:45:50Don't do that.

00:45:51No.

00:45:52No.

00:45:53Yeah.

00:45:54Uh-huh.

00:45:59You know, my daddy says a girl my age should be married.

00:46:02Mm.

00:46:03And he ain't never got to know about me.

00:46:06Mamacita, senorita.

00:46:08Can I see ya?

00:46:09Gonna meet ya.

00:46:11At the spot.

00:46:1210 o'clock.

00:46:14Cause you're high and I'm gonna rock with you.

00:46:17Mamacita, senorita.

00:46:18Can I see ya?

00:46:19Well, I'm gonna go find me a live one.

00:46:20Okay.

00:46:21Okay.

00:46:22Okay.

00:46:23Well, happy night.

00:46:24Yeah.

00:46:25Well, I want to thank y'all for coming over for dinner.

00:46:30Wait a minute.

00:46:31This piece.

00:46:32This piece.

00:46:33There are only two of them in the world.

00:46:34And, and, and, and, and it cost at least $50,000 and you have a bra.

00:46:45You have a bra on it.

00:46:47We Christian folk.

00:46:48We had to cover up them Chi Chi's.

00:46:50All that exposing and all that.

00:46:52Hmph.

00:46:53But, but that's La Perla.

00:46:56No, no, no.

00:46:57I, I, I don't care who it is.

00:46:59We, we, we've got to go.

00:47:00We've got to go.

00:47:01And as a matter of fact, remind me in the morning, please, to call a contractor.

00:47:05We are going to build the Berlin Wall between us and them.

00:47:09They're ghetto.

00:47:10Let's get out of this pissy Maria.

00:47:14That Geneva, she sure make a mean martini.

00:47:18They seem like nice folks.

00:47:20Sure, sure do.

00:47:22Mm-hmm.

00:47:23Mm-hmm.

00:47:24Mm-hmm.

00:47:25Mm-hmm.

00:47:26Mm-hmm.

00:47:31Hey, hey, you see this, you see the chuck on here, he over here.

00:47:34He's sleeping with his eyes open.

00:47:38Wait.

00:47:39Is he breathing?

00:47:42He's scaring me, man.

00:47:43What you, what you, what you-

00:47:44My man, my man, my man.

00:47:45My man, my man.

00:47:46What the hell wrong with y'all?

00:47:47What the hell wrong with you?

00:47:48Your big head over there so you stop breathing.

00:47:49And breathing once you sleep with your eyes open?

00:47:51You ain't got to bring it all the time.

00:47:53I mean, my eyes wasn't open.

00:47:55I'm out of all the food.

00:47:56Now you want to sit up here and go to sleep.

00:47:58Shut up, man.

00:47:59I was ever dreamed about Holly Berry.

00:48:00When I get to California, get my $85, we can go party.

00:48:03I buy all kind of drinks and jewelry.

00:48:05And y'all gonna disturb my sleep.

00:48:07I always hit my eyes.

00:48:08Shut up, man.

00:48:09I got to make sure y'all don't steal nothing from me.

00:48:11You ain't got nothing.

00:48:13And Randall and that little girl Pam was howling some little heathen relationship

00:48:19for about two weeks to let girl reach down in their little pants

00:48:22and find out they wasn't going to relate.

00:48:25Because it's nasty.

00:48:26That's what it is.

00:48:27It's nasty.

00:48:49Ooh, girl, girl, I'm about to let you know

00:48:55If we make love, it is also good

00:49:01When I hear you moaning, it makes me want to drive deeper

00:49:05Deeper in the sides of love

00:49:09Then maybe I could find that spot

00:49:12That gets you hot

00:49:14And fits like hand and glove

00:49:16I sing because I'm happy

00:49:21I sing because I'm free

00:49:24His eye is on the sparrow

00:49:27That's the reason why I sing

00:49:29Oh, hi, Jim

00:49:30Hi, Nola

00:49:31How you doing?

00:49:32Good.

00:49:32They delivered your paper to us by mistake

00:49:34Oh, no, but we don't get the paper

00:49:36But thank you

00:49:37Oh, but, um, it happened

00:49:40Oh, thanks a lot, sugar

00:49:42Oh, no, you don't have to go anywhere

00:49:43Girl, why don't you just stay here and help me peel these potatoes

00:49:46You're right on time

00:49:47So, uh, what else are you going to do today?

00:49:50Well, um, I have a meeting with one of my charities

00:49:54Charities?

00:49:58Um, that is showing up a Christian thing now

00:50:02Um, what charity might that be?

00:50:05I mean, that's, you know, really Christian

00:50:06I mean, everything

00:50:06So what charity might that be?

00:50:08Huh?

00:50:09The charity, girl, the charity

00:50:10Oh, oh, it's, it's with, um, it's with the orphanage

00:50:14Oh, okay, the orphanage showing up is sweet

00:50:17You smell them mustard greens, don't you?

00:50:21No, oh, no

00:50:22Oh, yes, you do

00:50:24I know a mustard green face when I see a mustard green face

00:50:26And that showing up is a mustard green face

00:50:28Girl, I haven't had mustard greens

00:50:31Since I left my grandmama's farm when I was 18

00:50:34Oh, well, you know what?

00:50:35You can show them up, stay and have some

00:50:37But you're going to have to finish peeling the potatoes

00:50:39All right, now

00:50:41I sing because I'm happy

00:50:44Uh-oh

00:50:45I sing because I'm free

00:50:48His eye is on the sparrow

00:50:52Jesus loves me

00:50:54No, no, baby

00:50:55It's, that's the reason why we sing

00:50:56And you're going to have to really peel the potatoes

00:50:58That little cute thing, that ain't going to work

00:50:59Peel

00:51:00Digging it

00:51:01You ain't never peeled no potato before, haven't you?

00:51:03Look, that's how it go

00:51:04You're going to bite

00:51:06That's my kind of girl

00:51:08You're so crazy, girl

00:51:09Don't peel the potatoes

00:51:10And you ain't probably even wash your mouth

00:51:11And done to brush your teeth

00:51:12And when they got to California

00:51:14They put that boy a little bit out the car

00:51:16Because he dented the whole side down

00:51:19And boy hit the ground

00:51:20They thought it was a pack of elephants

00:51:22Down there on the street

00:51:24Oh, heavyweight blood

00:51:26Got blood sugar shot up

00:51:28Walking up that hill on Mulholland

00:51:29Walked into the wrong house

00:51:31Used the bathroom

00:51:33Them people's house up so bad

00:51:34The wallpaper was peeling

00:51:36Oh, baby, no

00:51:37I'm telling you

00:51:38They're all the way in Beverly Hills

00:51:40They closed two Starbucks behind there

00:51:42Oh, no

00:51:43Hey, how you doing, beautiful?

00:51:59Who are you?

00:52:01Who are I?

00:52:02How are you?

00:52:03I'm a little bit

00:52:03I don't know who you are

00:52:06I don't know who you are?

00:52:08Where the hell are you from?

00:52:09Where the hell are you from?

00:52:10I'm from England, thank you very much

00:52:12What are you doing here?

00:52:13Thank you very much

00:52:15What are you talking about?

00:52:17I'm not talking about

00:52:18My name's Little Bit

00:52:19How you doing?

00:52:20No

00:52:20Oh, you're a little ugly, ain't you?

00:52:23Oh, let me tell you something

00:52:24Hey, I'm here to get $85

00:52:26Could you go upstairs and get red from me?

00:52:28Charles, what are you talking about?

00:52:29This red house

00:52:30Go upstairs and get red

00:52:31No, no

00:52:32Come on now

00:52:33What's wrong with you?

00:52:34Don't you work out?

00:52:35Yes, I do

00:52:37Lord, you go up there and get red right now

00:52:39There's no red to who you talking about

00:52:41Come on, you don't work here

00:52:43You're stealing

00:52:44What are you looking at me like that for?

00:52:45I know you're a thief, ain't you?

00:52:46That's what you are

00:52:47Give me this back and forth

00:52:48You're robbing red

00:52:49Who the hell you think you is?

00:52:51Get yours out of this damn house

00:52:52I heard about you people in belly here

00:52:54Get out now

00:52:55Don't you ever come back either

00:52:57You know, son, it's not like Harry to be this thing

00:53:18I told you he's closing a deal

00:53:19As soon as he closes

00:53:21He will be here

00:53:22You know, son, I...

00:53:23That boy should be here by now

00:53:25You there

00:53:25A lemonade, please, with a wedge of lemon

00:53:28Thank you

00:53:28And I'll have a fresco

00:53:31You know, I...

00:53:34You know, I don't...

00:53:34Brothers, I don't work here

00:53:36You don't?

00:53:40Hell no

00:53:41I'm a bona fide, selectified, ratified, holy ghost-filled member here

00:53:47Of this club?

00:53:50Well, why, sure, all they had to do it

00:53:52Just give them a little offering of $150,000

00:53:55And they gave me this little old pretty card

00:53:58Well, that is the bomb

00:54:02I'm Jiggy with it

00:54:04I'm Chaz Blake

00:54:11Bro

00:54:12And I'm his father

00:54:14Howard Schwartz

00:54:15Blake

00:54:16Well, I'm Red Cephas Washington

00:54:20R for Righteous

00:54:22E for Everlasting

00:54:23And D for Deliverance

00:54:24Oh, Lord

00:54:26Thank you!

00:54:26Whoo!

00:54:27Man

00:54:28And, uh, who is your sponsor?

00:54:34Sponsor?

00:54:35I don't need no sponsor

00:54:37I'm brought to you by myself

00:54:41Um, no

00:54:42What he means is

00:54:44Who invited you to join our little clan?

00:54:46Club

00:54:47Mr. Madison

00:54:50Oh, oh, Beth Madison

00:54:52Of the Limber and Timber Madisons, yes

00:54:55No, I'm talking about that upcoming Judge Madison

00:54:58He the best golfer this side of Yocon, Mississippi

00:55:03Y'all do know him, don't y'all hear?

00:55:06Well, we are 500 strong

00:55:08But we have 500 members

00:55:10All 500 of y'all gonna play with us today?

00:55:16Oh, you know, son

00:55:18I don't think Harry's going to show

00:55:21You're right

00:55:22We should probably head straight for the tea

00:55:25Do you mind?

00:55:27I be delighted

00:55:28Let's go on

00:55:29We're just as close as we can

00:55:30Let's go on

00:55:31What's wrong?

00:55:37I gotta go

00:55:37Wait a minute, why?

00:55:39I just gotta go

00:55:40Well, no, no, I thought you was gonna be with me for the whole day

00:55:42You know, the whole day

00:55:43You know, sundown, up

00:55:44It just

00:55:45I gotta go

00:55:46It just don't feel right

00:55:47I mean

00:55:48I don't feel right

00:55:50Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute

00:55:50Don't you feel about me the same way that I feel about you?

00:55:53I do

00:55:54But I think that maybe

00:55:56Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute

00:55:58You know you're special

00:55:59So why

00:56:00Wait, what's wrong?

00:56:02What's the problem?

00:56:03I just

00:56:03I want someone to love me

00:56:06Well, I do love you

00:56:08I do

00:56:09Pam, I love you

00:56:10You see it in my eye, don't you?

00:56:12You see this in my eye, don't you?

00:56:13You see I love you

00:56:14I do

00:56:14Do you?

00:56:15Yes

00:56:16I ain't never done it before

00:56:19What?

00:56:20Never

00:56:21Never

00:56:21Never ever

00:56:22Never ever

00:56:23Never ever

00:56:23Never

00:56:23I'll cross your heart

00:56:24You never, never, never, ever

00:56:26Never ever

00:56:27I swear

00:56:28And I just

00:56:28I want my first time to be special

00:56:31You know, I won't make it special for you if you let me

00:56:33If you let me make it special for you, I will

00:56:35Like an easy baked oven

00:56:37I want it to be special

00:56:37Oh yeah, it will be special

00:56:38Come here, you're looking like a video girl looking all fine

00:56:41Oh, great

00:56:43Why you so

00:56:44Oh, Southern

00:56:46About it, about it

00:56:48About it

00:56:51Man, this old ragged car

00:56:55Fix it

00:56:56Man, will you get your big poke chop eat this up out of the car?

00:56:58Come over here

00:56:59Lift it up

00:57:00You big enough

00:57:01Boy

00:57:01Man

00:57:02Why not just leave it on the side of the road?

00:57:04See, see

00:57:05There you go

00:57:05You insensitive

00:57:06You insensitive

00:57:06She done brought us halfway across the country

00:57:08And you want to leave her on the side of the road

00:57:10Patricia been good to her

00:57:11Come on, man

00:57:12Lift it up

00:57:13Might have some problem with the internal structure

00:57:15Of the engine itself

00:57:17You see

00:57:18And them two ignorant boys

00:57:20Nathan

00:57:21And Junebug's car broke down

00:57:24I think the two idiots just ran out of gas

00:57:26If you ask me

00:57:27Probably didn't even check it

00:57:28And they standing there

00:57:30And got jacked

00:57:32By this woman

00:57:33Well, man

00:57:33She was a serial transvestite carjacker

00:57:37Jacked them for everything

00:57:40And for their old cheap old clothes

00:57:42And the girl used to eat cereal

00:57:44I saw this on American Mother 1

00:57:45Used to eat Froot Loops every morning

00:57:46Before she jacked people

00:57:47That's what got excited

00:57:48The fruit flavors

00:57:50Two-can salmon

00:57:51I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

00:57:52Why she jacking people?

00:57:53It was cuckoo, all right

00:57:56Animal

00:57:57Hands up

00:57:58Come on, turn around

00:57:59Quicker

00:58:00Come on

00:58:01Take your clothes off

00:58:03Take off your clothes

00:58:04I'll be

00:58:05Take your clothes off

00:58:06Now

00:58:07What?

00:58:08Come on, quicker

00:58:08Take your clothes off

00:58:09Shut the fuck up

00:58:10Oh, you know what?

00:58:11There's some of that old freaky stuff

00:58:13Shut up

00:58:14Okay, okay, okay

00:58:15I'm with this

00:58:16Come on

00:58:16What, right on the hood right here?

00:58:18Faster

00:58:18Put it right there

00:58:19Right there

00:58:19We better get her some play babies

00:58:22L.A., I'm liking L.A. already

00:58:25Already, come on

00:58:26Put it there

00:58:27They're clothes

00:58:28Great

00:58:29Come on

00:58:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

00:58:35What about my hat?

00:58:38What are you talking about?

00:58:39Here's your hat

00:58:40I knew she'd come around

00:58:43You mean I ain't gonna get none?

00:58:49I done got naked out here in California

00:58:52I ain't gonna get no

00:58:53Hey, buddy

00:58:56Give me my

00:58:57Hey, come on, man

00:59:11Let's move this car

00:59:12I don't care

00:59:15We're going just like this

00:59:16We're going to get the red house

00:59:17Now underwear

00:59:18It don't matter

00:59:18Come on, let's go

00:59:19It'll start up

00:59:20We're messing up something

00:59:21Oh, right here

00:59:22Look at this, y'all

00:59:27Look at something up in here

00:59:29Fred, I'll tell you

00:59:30You're theft up

00:59:32I'll tell you

00:59:33You're theft up, boy

00:59:33This stuff goes

00:59:34Now, you ain't never seen this in Mississippi

00:59:35He's making a brother want to stay up

00:59:37I'm telling you

00:59:38I'm telling you

00:59:39Hey, Fred, let me tell you something

00:59:40Hey, Fred, check it out

00:59:41You owe me $85, right?

00:59:43You know what?

00:59:43Just buy me an outfit up in here

00:59:44How can I help you?

00:59:46Oh, where you from?

00:59:48Oh, we are here to do some shopping shopping

00:59:51That's right

00:59:52Look, red

00:59:53Look, red

00:59:53It's Jackie Chan

00:59:54Come on, show us what you got

00:59:56Boo, that ain't no Jackie Chan

00:59:58Everybody can see this non-ho

00:59:59No, no, no, no, no

01:00:01I am Fred, Fred Raghu

01:00:03Raghu?

01:00:04How can I help you?

01:00:05Fred Raghu?

01:00:06How the hell you got an Italian name?

01:00:08You Chinese

01:00:09But let me tell you something

01:00:11He ain't no down-ho

01:00:13But you're a big-ho

01:00:14I bet you better shut you

01:00:16Oh, boy

01:00:16I'm telling you

01:00:17What you got in that purse?

01:00:18Everything you eat every day?

01:00:19Oath?

01:00:20You big horse?

01:00:21You better walk out

01:00:21Hey, no, no, no

01:00:22No, no

01:00:23You have no money

01:00:24You have no class

01:00:26Huh?

01:00:27The car

01:00:27The indoor swan beat on Chris Shaw

01:00:29Calm your Chinese now

01:00:30How you gonna disrespect that

01:00:31Hey, hey, hey, hey

01:00:32What is problem?

01:00:35Problem?

01:00:36That boy, he talk funny as hell, really

01:00:38Friends, you talking about the kind of money we got

01:00:40He coming up here talking about

01:00:41We didn't have no money

01:00:42You see this?

01:00:43Okay, okay

01:00:44Are you fired?

01:00:46What?

01:00:46No, uncle, no

01:00:47Please, no

01:00:47No, no, I want my job

01:00:49No, no, no

01:00:49You fired, you go

01:00:50You go, you go

01:00:51You live now

01:00:52You live

01:00:52And remember

01:00:53The flat meat's on Chris Shaw

01:00:55We gonna go shopping

01:00:56Welcome, Therese McCrane

01:00:57I am owner

01:00:59How can I help you?

01:01:00Ooh, we want some shopping

01:01:01Shopping coming this way

01:01:03Ooh, yes

01:01:04Ooh, do you have this in a 14?

01:01:07Oh, yes, yes

01:01:08$2,000

01:01:08Ooh, give me two pairs

01:01:10Hey, hey, hey

01:01:11Make that a 20

01:01:11Cut the front off

01:01:12Because you got a long baby

01:01:13To one of them Mississippi black dudes

01:01:15Okay, special delivery

01:01:16Yeah, special delivery

01:01:17Whatever

01:01:17You big, big

01:01:19Fluffy baked potato

01:01:20Watch out with that

01:01:22Big a person stronger

01:01:23You know you fall in the WWF

01:01:25Hey, you got any suits for me?

01:01:26Yeah, I got a suit for you

01:01:27I put the two suits together

01:01:29Oh, that's good

01:01:30I'm gonna look good

01:01:30When I go back

01:01:31Yeah, and make it a five piece

01:01:32No, no, make it a six piece

01:01:34And then when you add

01:01:35With all the rest of the fabric

01:01:36Be a six, seven, eight piece

01:01:37And then add the red beans

01:01:39And rice and the biscuits

01:01:40Go with that big suit

01:01:41You gonna make for his big old butts

01:01:43You big old bastard

01:01:44Let me tell you something

01:01:45You keep on disrespecting up here

01:01:47I'm gonna stop out of you

01:01:47Oh, no, no

01:01:48You hit the women

01:01:49She ain't no damn woman

01:01:50She a mo-man

01:01:51She mo-man than you

01:01:52Me and everybody

01:01:53Up in this damn store

01:01:53It's a store on back in Mississippi

01:01:56I'll set the hell out of your big company

01:01:57That is it

01:01:57I had enough of your big ass

01:01:59And it's on right now

01:02:00Right now

01:02:01I'm going to the monkey back

01:02:02You see the head on my back?

01:02:03You got the head on his back

01:02:05Mike J

01:02:09Hey man, beatboxing right here, girl

01:02:25You're so crazy

01:02:27You're so crazy

01:02:29Evening, Randall

01:02:36You have company

01:02:37Oh, hey

01:02:38Oh, it's you

01:02:40Isn't it kind of late?

01:02:47I mean, won't your parents be worried about where you are?

01:02:50No, they know she with me

01:02:52So she knows she's safe

01:02:53Well, I mean, don't you have to get up early in the morning

01:02:56And do what you people do

01:02:57You know, milk the cows

01:02:59Dude

01:03:00Randall, I should get going

01:03:02No, no, no, no, no

01:03:03It's just that, you know

01:03:04You got the perm and messed up his humor

01:03:06You know how that

01:03:07You know, actually, on the other hand

01:03:09Maybe you should stay

01:03:11I want to get to know you better

01:03:13Do you?

01:03:13You do?

01:03:14Yeah, yeah

01:03:14Uh, I want to ask you a couple of questions

01:03:18Okay

01:03:19Starters, like, you know

01:03:21Which preparatory school did you come out of?

01:03:25Oh, um, I didn't go to any

01:03:27Whatchamacallit

01:03:29I'm going to be a fashion designer

01:03:31If that's what you mean

01:03:31Just as I thought

01:03:33Well, you know, Pam

01:03:34All of the youngsters around here

01:03:36Are professionals

01:03:37And lead very, very interesting lives

01:03:40I just wonder how

01:03:42You're going to be able to make friends

01:03:45What?

01:03:48Maybe that's why I haven't made any friends

01:03:50Aw, baby

01:03:53Baby, baby

01:03:55Pam

01:03:56What you doing?

01:03:59It's best

01:04:00Best for who?

01:04:00It's best for you

01:04:01What?

01:04:02Man, those people are ghetto

01:04:03They are trash

01:04:04Yo, Pete

01:04:05You don't need them around

01:04:06Ghetto is a state of mind

01:04:08What's wrong?

01:04:25What's wrong, baby?

01:04:26What's wrong?

01:04:28Daddy

01:04:29I'm stupid

01:04:31I'm stupid

01:04:31I don't fit in around here

01:04:34What?

01:04:37Who told you some madness like that?

01:04:40Don't nobody ever tell my baby no madness like that

01:04:44Look

01:04:45God loves all his children

01:04:48Just like it said in Philippians 4-13

01:04:51I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me

01:04:55You can be whatever you want to be

01:04:59And I mean

01:05:01Pam

01:05:02I'm sorry

01:05:03But what Uncle said

01:05:04I'm sorry

01:05:04But listen

01:05:05But

01:05:06Where's my damn shotgun?

01:05:10Now you just calm down

01:05:12We're talking about all that shooting and stuff

01:05:13You ain't going to get no gun on nobody

01:05:16Alright

01:05:17Alright

01:05:18I'm going to kick his the old fashioned way

01:05:21I'm going to put my foot all up in his drawers

01:05:26Don't nobody

01:05:27And I mean nobody

01:05:28Ever talk to my daughter like that

01:05:31And I mean it

01:05:32I sure enough me

01:05:33Cepheus Washington

01:05:35You bring your nail behind back in ya

01:05:37See that's why you ain't got no teeth now

01:05:40From that last whooping

01:05:41I ain't buying you no more

01:05:43Go on if you want to

01:05:45Those snaggletooth bastards

01:05:50Yeah I'm okay here

01:05:51Coach Millie Rouse

01:05:53Talking about my dog

01:05:55Hey

01:05:56Open this door

01:05:57Yes may I help you

01:05:59No you may not

01:06:00I'm here to see that little old

01:06:02Nappy head

01:06:03Pinky head

01:06:04Negro

01:06:04Madison

01:06:05Well no you can't see him right there

01:06:06No you can't see him

01:06:06Excuse me baby

01:06:07I'm coming to see Mr. Matt

01:06:09No

01:06:10I'm a God-fearing man

01:06:14And if you say one more damn mean-spirited thing

01:06:17About my baby Pam

01:06:18I'm going to put my foot all up in your

01:06:21Thank you

01:06:23Well hey G

01:06:27Are we still on for tomorrow?

01:06:29What's staggs?

01:06:31Do you cook?

01:06:32Well I

01:06:33Never

01:06:34Well how do you manage?

01:06:38Well I hardly ever go into the kitchen

01:06:40That's why I have a staff

01:06:41Oh

01:06:42I believe that a woman's place is on Rodeo Drive

01:06:47Is that right?

01:06:50Oh that's right

01:06:51I have so many things to teach you

01:06:54Well my mama said

01:06:57That a way to a man's heart

01:06:59Is through his stomach

01:07:00Now I don't know how you plan to keep your man

01:07:02I mean do you plan to keep on your man?

01:07:04Well of course

01:07:05I mean who'd pay the bills?

01:07:09Girl you crazy

01:07:10But I mean he doesn't want me to smell like collard greens

01:07:13I'm his little Barbie

01:07:14And he likes me to look like one

01:07:16Girl ain't no black Barbies out there

01:07:19I don't know where you got that from

01:07:20But we got that Shaniqua doll

01:07:22We got you know

01:07:23She got the uh

01:07:2450% long

01:07:2550% more uh

01:07:26What's that?

01:07:26The hair weave thing

01:07:27And she got uh

01:07:29Artificial fake nails

01:07:30And that

01:07:31Is

01:07:32Is that one of your nails in there?

01:07:34You know that's just nasty Geneva

01:07:36That's just nasty

01:07:37Just traveling

01:07:38You can't let your nails

01:07:40See that's what's wrong with y'all

01:07:41And fake stuff all up

01:07:42Or you'll end up in the box

01:07:43But see it's always them pretty ones

01:07:45The pretty ones

01:07:45Y'all don't know how to do a damn thing do you?

01:07:47Just nothing

01:07:48Can't cook

01:07:49Can't clean

01:07:49Nah but all you can do

01:07:50Is just get that bedroom

01:07:51And

01:07:52Woohoo

01:07:53And just act a fool with your man

01:07:55I'm sorry

01:07:56I mean I know how to do those things too

01:07:58But we just do it a little differently

01:07:59But you just gotta know how to cook Geneva

01:08:01I mean come on

01:08:02Hello I'm loving you

01:08:06Randall

01:08:08We need to talk

01:08:09I have something to tell you

01:08:11What's up?

01:08:16Ever since that day at your house

01:08:18I've been just sick

01:08:20Sick?

01:08:23What?

01:08:24I'm gonna have to leave California

01:08:26No

01:08:27You gotta leave

01:08:30I gotta go

01:08:32I don't think anything could make me stay

01:08:35What if

01:08:37I could get you

01:08:38An internship at a fashion design institute or something?

01:08:41No

01:08:41I just wanna go home

01:08:43What about a job in a sweatshop?

01:08:46What if we was to get married?

01:08:50Married?

01:08:51Did you say married?

01:08:53Yeah

01:08:53I'm gonna get married?

01:08:54Yeah

01:08:54I'm gonna get married?

01:08:54Oh my god

01:08:55What?

01:08:56What?

01:08:56Married?

01:08:56Whoa

01:08:57I'm gonna go tell my daddy

01:08:58What?

01:08:59What?

01:09:00Dad

01:09:00Hypothetically

01:09:01Dad

01:09:02Mom

01:09:03Mom

01:09:04Mom

01:09:05Daddy

01:09:06I got something to tell you

01:09:11What girl?

01:09:12Wait hold on

01:09:13I'm gonna ride up

01:09:14Come this way

01:09:18I'm gonna get married

01:09:19I'm gonna get married

01:09:20I'm gonna get married

01:09:20What?

01:09:22That's right

01:09:23What?

01:09:24Y'all heard me

01:09:26I'm getting married

01:09:27Who?

01:09:29Randall

01:09:30Who else?

01:09:31Wait now

01:09:32Sugar

01:09:32Is there something else

01:09:33You need to tell us?

01:09:35No

01:09:36Mama

01:09:36Good

01:09:38It's settled

01:09:38You getting married this weekend

01:09:40This weekend?

01:09:41Rough night, huh?

01:09:48Okay, Randall

01:09:49Spit it out

01:09:50Um

01:09:52Well

01:09:53Let me see how I can put this

01:09:54Um

01:09:55I, um

01:09:56Well

01:09:57Really

01:09:58I was think

01:09:59Well

01:10:00Is it good news

01:10:02Or bad news, Randall?

01:10:03Both

01:10:04Uh-oh

01:10:07Well, this is the decision

01:10:09That could affect my

01:10:10What?

01:10:10Well

01:10:10All of our lives

01:10:12For a very long time

01:10:13What?

01:10:14You're going back

01:10:15To medical school?

01:10:16I knew it

01:10:16Good, good decision

01:10:17My boy

01:10:18I'm so proud of you

01:10:19Well, well

01:10:19That's part of it

01:10:20I am planning on going back

01:10:22Not right now

01:10:23But soon

01:10:24Soon

01:10:25That's part of it

01:10:27That's

01:10:27That's part of it

01:10:29That's not what I came

01:10:29To talk about

01:10:30Randall

01:10:31Please do not tell me

01:10:32That this has something to do

01:10:33With that shotgun dolly part

01:10:35Next door

01:10:35And her new jack father

01:10:37Okay

01:10:37Uh

01:10:38Let's see

01:10:38How this is gonna go

01:10:40Um

01:10:40The good news

01:10:42Good news

01:10:43Good news

01:10:43Smiles

01:10:44Is I'm getting married

01:10:46What?

01:10:48The bad news is

01:10:49This weekend

01:10:50What?

01:10:52Oh, now

01:10:53You ain't gonna die

01:10:54For me

01:10:54But look here

01:10:55Um

01:10:56Pammy done jumped up

01:10:57And decided

01:10:57She gonna get married

01:10:58This weekend

01:10:59This weekend

01:11:00Okay

01:11:01Now

01:11:02Uh

01:11:02Look at

01:11:03We decide

01:11:03We gonna just do it

01:11:04Right here at the house

01:11:05And uh

01:11:06Red said

01:11:07Ain't nothing too good

01:11:08For his baby girl

01:11:09Man

01:11:17Man

01:11:39Yeah

01:11:45Hey

01:11:45T-Bone

01:11:46How you doing

01:11:47It's Nola

01:11:47Uh

01:11:48Fine

01:11:49Yeah

01:11:50Fine

01:11:51Yeah

01:11:51Everybody fine

01:11:52Everybody fine

01:11:52Now look here

01:11:53I want the whole family

01:12:02To come up from down home

01:12:03And come on up here

01:12:04For the wedding

01:12:04We gonna send for all y'all

01:12:05The whole kit and caboodle

01:12:06Uh huh

01:12:07Y'all gonna come on up now

01:12:09Right

01:12:10Now

01:12:10Now we in Beverly Hills

01:12:11Baby

01:12:12They wear shoes up here

01:12:13Now y'all

01:12:13Put some shoes on

01:12:14And tell your mama

01:12:16To take them bad slippers back

01:12:17Tell her

01:12:18Don't wear no slippers

01:12:19Put some shoes on

01:12:20That's right

01:12:21Don't bring no chicken up here

01:12:22Now y'all gonna be on the bus

01:12:22Now alright

01:12:23Dang

01:12:27Woo

01:12:28Woo

01:12:29Look at the house

01:12:32A money number

01:12:33Let's see a pamphlet

01:12:35Come on man

01:12:35Hey

01:12:42Nathan

01:12:44Joomba

01:12:45What the hell happened to y'all

01:12:48Now Ramah

01:12:49Come a long way now

01:12:50I've been through a whole lot

01:12:51Just to see my pamphlet

01:12:52Love awaits

01:12:53And

01:12:54And

01:12:54Cause love awaits

01:12:56Hey Mrs. Washington

01:12:58How you doing

01:12:59Hey Joomba

01:12:59Now hold on

01:13:00I'm hugging

01:13:01You're getting late

01:13:01Now

01:13:01Pam

01:13:04Oh

01:13:04Pam

01:13:05Oh girl

01:13:06I'm so glad to see you

01:13:07Oh Pam

01:13:07I got so much in store for us

01:13:09Girl

01:13:09Well Pam

01:13:10Did you tell

01:13:11Now?

01:13:13Uh yes now Pammy

01:13:16Tell me what?

01:13:17Uh

01:13:18Ram

01:13:19That Pam is getting married this weekend

01:13:21This weekend?

01:13:24Oh damn

01:13:25I need to invite my family

01:13:28I told you boy

01:13:30I told you

01:13:31Woo

01:13:31Not to you

01:13:37Oh my God

01:13:41Oh my God

01:13:42Oh my God

01:13:46Oh my God

01:13:50That was fabulous

01:13:51Oh yeah

01:13:52That was just delightful

01:13:54Delightful shopping

01:13:55This wedding is just gonna be divine

01:13:59Oh I'm gonna look beautiful

01:14:00Gorgeous

01:14:01Mmm

01:14:02I had a ball

01:14:03The colors you picked for me

01:14:04Are just delightful

01:14:05And girl

01:14:06Oh girl

01:14:07I'm telling you

01:14:07I had so much fun in the store

01:14:09Well I think it's about time

01:14:11That you get that hair shaved off your back

01:14:13And you know

01:14:14You could stand a pedicure

01:14:15And even a manicure would even do

01:14:17Sophie no

01:14:18I know what it's time for

01:14:20It's time for you to get yours kicked

01:14:22Mercy in Beverly Hills

01:14:23No no no

01:14:24You done messed with your wrong country girl

01:14:26You did not talk to Mary that way

01:14:27You're about to get a bunch of bad ass from

01:14:29With me the last half

01:14:30Down to the floor

01:14:31And once in the ass from me

01:14:33Get out of the house

01:14:34Get out of the house

01:14:35You want a beat

01:14:36You want a beat

01:14:36Oh I got your beat right now

01:14:38I'm gonna beat your body

01:14:39I'll kick you with your arm

01:14:41Get out of the house

01:14:42Get out of the house

01:14:43Get out of the house

01:14:44Get out of the house

01:14:45Get out of the house

01:14:46Get out of the house

01:14:48Oh I cannot believe

01:14:53We're getting married in 24 hours

01:14:55Oh tomorrow baby

01:14:57Tomorrow we're gonna be married

01:14:59I know

01:14:59Oh so is your mom still cooking

01:15:04Yeah mama's still cooking

01:15:06She got some greens

01:15:08Of course

01:15:09My uncle's starting to come around too

01:15:12Oh is he?

01:15:14Yeah

01:15:15Yeah he's starting to come around

01:15:17I hope he does

01:15:18Is your aunt Gert gonna be there?

01:15:21Aunt Gert?

01:15:22You know aunt Gert's gonna be there

01:15:24Well you're not scared are you?

01:15:30No

01:15:31I'm excited

01:15:33Yeah

01:15:34I'm confident too

01:15:36All I want to do is just love you

01:15:40That's all that matters

01:15:41Right

01:15:42You're so sweet

01:15:44Well you know Nola wanted to fly me out there to California

01:15:54On Afro American Airlines

01:15:56I said girl I'd rather catch a unicycle with a flat

01:15:59With a big old bunion on my foot

01:16:01Before I come out there

01:16:02On that airline

01:16:03They're here

01:16:05They're here

01:16:06Oh they're here

01:16:08Come on in

01:16:09Nola

01:16:10Nola

01:16:11Nola

01:16:12Yeah

01:16:15I want to thank the both of you

01:16:18You and Red

01:16:19For the wonderful donation you gave to church

01:16:22You know we got a new roof Nola

01:16:24Yeah we did

01:16:25How do you do?

01:16:27Pell?

01:16:27Oh

01:16:28Want some water?

01:16:29Yeah I'm so happy I need to get off that bus

01:16:33I need to use the restroom

01:16:34Yeah because that boy's feet stank something terrible

01:16:37And that one made wind back in Arizona

01:16:39I still ain't been able to get the smell of my clothes

01:16:41You

01:16:41That's right

01:16:43Hey

01:16:44Hey

01:16:46We've shown

01:16:48Yeah

01:16:48We've shown

01:16:50What a boy

01:16:53What a boy

01:16:54He probably somebody lost this big old house

01:16:57Y'all

01:16:57That's right

01:16:58That's so much money

01:16:59What a boy

01:17:00What a boy

01:17:01Y'all

01:17:02Y'all got those black boys' home sticks

01:17:03Get up boy

01:17:05Boy

01:17:05That ain't real

01:17:07That ain't real

01:17:07No

01:17:08Y'all

01:17:09Y'all

01:17:10Come on in my dear

01:17:12Don't touch you

01:17:13Don't touch you

01:17:14Don't touch you

01:17:15Don't touch you

01:17:16Don't touch me

01:17:18Don't touch me

01:17:24Um

01:17:24Yeah

01:17:24Hey

01:17:25We need to talk to you a little bit

01:17:26Hi I'm a girl

01:17:27I mean aunt Gert

01:17:27Hey, who's big and small?

01:17:29Whatever, little brother.

01:17:30Excuse me.

01:17:31What we gonna do is we gonna talk to you.

01:17:33Listen to me, little boy.

01:17:34Ow!

01:17:35We are gonna talk to you, little matter-head boy.

01:17:36What?

01:17:37See, the problem is you are about to marry my niece, his daughter.

01:17:41My goddaughter, damn it.

01:17:42And I mean goddaughter, which is very suspect,

01:17:44because you think you've never been to church.

01:17:46Shut up.

01:17:47Just listen.

01:17:48This is about him.

01:17:49Listen.

01:17:50Let me tell you something.

01:17:51You are about to marry my niece.

01:17:52First of all, how you gonna bring up me not going to church?

01:17:54I go to church every Eastern family.

01:17:56Anyway, what we gonna do is...

01:17:57Let me tell you something.

01:17:58You hit me one more time and stop the hell out of your niece.

01:18:00Can we talk to this little matter-head boy, please?

01:18:02Looks like her leaves in a dress.

01:18:03Listen.

01:18:04What we gonna do is tell you what's gonna happen tomorrow.

01:18:06You see, understand what's gonna happen if you mess over my niece.

01:18:09Yeah.

01:18:10See, the first thing what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna bend you over.

01:18:13Bend him over.

01:18:14I am going to ram my fist.

01:18:16Ram it out!

01:18:17Straight up into your anal cavity.

01:18:19Reach around in there.

01:18:20Reach it out!

01:18:21Snatch out your gizzard.

01:18:22How?

01:18:23And pull it out.

01:18:24Put it in your eye and make you see how you ding dong to my granddaughter.

01:18:28You see something?

01:18:29Let me show you something.

01:18:30You see, these are your balls.

01:18:32These are your balls before you mess with my granddaughter.

01:18:35These are your balls after you mess up with my niece.

01:18:41Tell her what you gonna do.

01:18:42I do!

01:18:43I'll tell you right now.

01:18:44When she get through, ain't gonna be nothing left of you.

01:18:46You know she look like Hercules in the dress.

01:18:47Get her down!

01:18:48Damn!

01:18:49That's my goddaughter.

01:18:50I done came all the way up here.

01:18:52And I done got my $85.

01:18:54I'm gonna see her damn wedding.

01:18:55Listen to me, boy.

01:18:56Shut your mouth!

01:18:57Shut up!

01:18:58Shut up!

01:18:59Shut up!

01:19:00If you stand my goddaughter up, it's on, fool.

01:19:02I got my shotguns right there in my bag.

01:19:04I got a brown paper bag upstairs.

01:19:06Look at this stomach, boy.

01:19:07I ate a person before.

01:19:08Don't worry about that.

01:19:09That was before I got out of prison.

01:19:10Don't you disrespect me, boy?

01:19:12I done been five years in Mississippi prison with killing chickens.

01:19:16Don't you ever worry about them?

01:19:17Chicken?

01:19:18You don't worry about that.

01:19:19It was a little sexual thing.

01:19:20Don't even bring that up.

01:19:21It was nice to see them kids get married.

01:19:22I married them, too.

01:19:23I almost got into a little scuffle with this Pastor Andre with this fluffy behind.

01:19:27Not the mansions or the fame it would take you.

01:19:34And not the trips around the world.

01:19:38And not the nights with other girls.

01:19:42Cause, baby, happiness is being with you.

01:19:48Oh!

01:19:56Cause, baby, happiness is being with you.

01:20:02Oh, so lovely.

01:20:07So lovely.

01:20:08So, so wonderful.

01:20:11And what are you doing here?

01:20:13Trying to have a ceremony.

01:20:15What you doing here?

01:20:16These are my members.

01:20:17What in the...

01:20:18I'm going to do the wedding, okay?

01:20:20Me.

01:20:21You ain't doing nothing today.

01:20:23I'm doing the wedding today.

01:20:24I baptize both of them and you.

01:20:26Well, you need to bapt and tithe yourself to the back of the room.

01:20:29I'm the pastor.

01:20:30Well, you need to pass past that exit and let me do this.

01:20:33Sister Marsha, tell him, tell him, tell this man who the pastor is.

01:20:36Hold it, hold it, hold it.

01:20:37I'm going to baptize that.

01:20:38Hold on.

01:20:39I'll tell you what.

01:20:40Now, Andre, you go on now.

01:20:41You go on and sit on down somewhere.

01:20:43And, uh, Pastor, I promise you're going to go ahead and do this.

01:20:45Who are you?

01:20:46He took me to the prom.

01:20:48You go ahead on, boy.

01:20:49That's right.

01:20:50You're going to have it.

01:20:51They serve us chicken sandwiches in the back.

01:20:54Y'all, good luck.

01:20:55Tell your mama to stop wearing the wigs, Andre.

01:20:58You go ahead on.

01:20:59Nobody like him no way.

01:21:01It just happened, I don't know.

01:21:02Wonder why don't nobody like him.

01:21:04Past the past has been.

01:21:08While your church went down.

01:21:09You need to talk.

01:21:10I know.

01:21:11Raggedy pastor.

01:21:12But now we've got to talk.

01:21:13I've got to tell you something.

01:21:14I know.

01:21:15I know.

01:21:16I don't know what to say.

01:21:17Yes.

01:21:18I mean...

01:21:19You know...

01:21:20How in the world are you doing?

01:21:22Can we...

01:21:23Can we get started?

01:21:24Shh.

01:21:25What did you...

01:21:26It is such a wonderful occasion to be here in sunny California.

01:21:31Yeah.

01:21:32Oh, amongst the peoples, the rich, the famous.

01:21:36Like that boy Stoney Jackson I saw in the mall.

01:21:38Ooh, yeah.

01:21:39We're here to put these two lovely childrens together.

01:21:45So fine.

01:21:46Mm.

01:21:47So fine.

01:21:48All right.

01:21:49All right.

01:21:50All right.

01:21:51That need to be together for the rest of their lives.

01:21:54Randa and Pam.

01:21:56Hey, I've been thinking.

01:21:58Me too.

01:21:59You know, we really need to talk a little son.

01:22:02We need to talk right now.

01:22:03Right?

01:22:04Yeah.

01:22:05Could you...

01:22:06We need a minute to talk some things out.

01:22:10Uh, ladies and gentlemen, the children need a moment to discuss their plans.

01:22:16All right?

01:22:18Should have done that a while ago, having counseling with a real power.

01:22:21Girl.

01:22:22You know I love you, right?

01:22:23You know that.

01:22:24Yeah, I know.

01:22:25So much that I gotta finish medical school.

01:22:26Oh.

01:22:27So I can support us.

01:22:28Oh.

01:22:29That's so sweet.

01:22:30And I love you.

01:22:31Wait a minute.

01:22:32So you're not pregnant?

01:22:33What?

01:22:34Shit!

01:22:35Shit!

01:22:36Damn!

01:22:37Whoa!

01:22:38What did happen?

01:22:40Whoa!

01:22:41Now, baby, you came home in embarrassment to your family and just plum fell out.

01:22:46Now, we let you sleep for a while, sugar.

01:22:49But, honey, your old boss, Mr. Madison, came by with a real statement to the plant.

01:22:54Honey, the voice of God couldn't wake you up.

01:22:57So, honey, I just had to throw that little cold water on you, sugar.

01:23:00Red, the plant done been bought by a new company.

01:23:04They're expanding and letting me bring all my men back.

01:23:07Now, I need you to get your together because you gots to be at work in the morning.

01:23:11Nighty-nighty.

01:23:12Oh!

01:23:13Thank you, Jesus!

01:23:14Hallelujah!

01:23:15Whoa!

01:23:16Oh, Lord!

01:23:17Really?

01:23:18I think this is one of them confessional brass monkey dreams of Reds.

01:23:23These boys need to go to them meetings.

01:23:24Hey, hurry up and come on.

01:23:25The lottery's about to come on.

01:23:26Come on!

01:23:27Say no more, baby, darling.

01:23:28It's the real one.

01:23:29The one that understands exactly how you feelin'.

01:23:31Sexual hell and the guilt with his lusty.

01:23:33And I promise you ain't that ain't even good.

01:23:35Been to go for a ride at night.

01:23:36It's the real one.

01:23:37It's the real one.

01:23:38The one that understands exactly how you feelin'.

01:23:39Sexual hell and the guilt with his lusty.

01:23:40And I promise you ain't even good.

01:23:41Been to go for a ride at night.

01:23:42I promise you don't stop.

01:23:43Last I heard, Red was up there on Santa Monica just sellin'.

01:23:48I mean.

01:23:49I want you to tell daddy who's in it.

01:23:52It's your daddy.

01:23:53Tell him, baby.

01:23:54It's your daddy.

01:23:55That's right, girl.

01:23:56It's your daddy.

01:23:57Tell him who's on it.

01:23:58It's your daddy.

01:23:59That's right, let him know.

01:24:00It's your daddy.

01:24:01Let the whole world know.

01:24:02It's your daddy.

01:24:03Tell him, baby.

01:24:04It's your daddy.

01:24:05Who's on it is?

01:24:06It's your daddy.

01:24:07It's your daddy.

01:24:08It's your daddy.

01:24:09That's right, girl.

01:24:10And action.

01:24:11I don't know nothing about no butterfly, but remember them all?

01:24:16Oh, yeah.

01:24:17Yeah.

01:24:18You can't stand over here.

01:24:31You got to be the maid.

01:24:32Maid?

01:24:33Maid?

01:24:34I got you maid.

01:24:35I'm maid up in the gym.

01:24:36I'm best friend to him.

01:24:37Clown, clown.

01:24:38Boy, you yes.

01:24:39Come on in here.

01:24:40Right in there.

01:24:41With that cheap suit on.

01:24:42Last time I saw a suit like that, it was up in a casket on a cadaver.

01:24:46Get your a** up in here.

01:24:47Go and sit down somewhere with your pretty a** with your arse and farce and family up up

01:24:53up next door.

01:24:54Don't nobody give a damn about none of you.

01:24:55What you need to do is go somewhere and get your a** kicked somewhere.

01:24:56I kicked your a** up in the back.

01:24:57Kick your a** up in here.

01:24:58I'll bust your a**.

01:24:59Excuse me.

01:25:00I'm being feminine and I lost myself.

01:25:03You kept it.

01:25:04I've been a casket on a cadavac.

01:25:06Get your a** up in here.

01:25:08Go and sit down somewhere with your pretty a** with your arse and farce and family up

01:25:12up next door.

01:25:13Don't nobody give a damn about none of you.

01:25:14What you need to do is go somewhere and get your a** kicked.

01:25:16Somewhere.

01:25:17I kicked your a** up in here.

01:25:18You're a**.

01:25:19I'll bust your a**.

01:25:20I'll bust your a** for yuck.

01:25:22Woo.

01:25:23Woo.

01:25:24Excuse me.

01:25:25I'm being feminine and I lost myself.

01:25:28I lost myself.

01:25:58That's hairstyle. That's the hairstyle.

01:26:00That's monkeys. I learned that in class.

01:26:02That's monkey back.

01:26:04That's the class I learned. Monkey back hair.

01:26:06That's when you come in from the monkey back.

01:26:08Hair. Pull it.

01:26:10And cut.

01:26:14They put Lil' Bit out right there in California.

01:26:16The boy tried to walk up that Mulholland hill

01:26:18with his big ol' behind and his blood sugar

01:26:20went crazy.

01:26:22And he went in the neighbor's house.

01:26:24Rich folks need to learn how to lock

01:26:26they doors. And the boy went

01:26:28in the bathroom, funked up

01:26:30they entire house. Boy, it smell

01:26:32like more than a Lil' Richard after party

01:26:34in there. It's yours daddy.

01:26:36It's yours daddy.

01:26:38It's yours daddy.

01:26:40It's yours daddy.

01:26:42It's yours daddy.

01:26:44It's yours daddy.

01:26:46It's yours daddy.

01:26:52Ray, what you doin' with that liquor?

01:26:54Slow, girl. Ray.

01:26:56I don't fool anyway.

01:26:58Well, I can have five kids.

01:27:00Let me take care of them.

01:27:02You and the kids.

01:27:04Who is this?

01:27:06What the hell going on around here?

01:27:08You all up in our business, man.

01:27:10Hey, just hold on, hold on, man.

01:27:12How much it cost for you to get up out of my business?

01:27:14I don't know, but I want to take one of the apples.

01:27:16I don't want to have a food fight.

01:27:18You want to have a food fight?

01:27:20Come on now.

01:27:22And cut.

01:27:24Last I heard, Red's over there on Santa Monica

01:27:28posing with a halter top and flip flops on selling crack.

01:27:32Not the powder.

01:27:34Crack his ass.

01:27:36Sold it for chewing gum and a food stamp.

01:27:38Last I heard, poor Red was standing out there on Santa Monica

01:27:42I heard that amount of the plaque to his ass.

01:27:44Over 200 billion served.

01:27:48Boy, I sure hope Red's in the union

01:27:50because they loaded it up his ass like bricks.

01:27:54Boy, I just hope the fact that Red's in just watching that.

01:28:02It was...

01:28:04Hold on.

01:28:08Hold on.

01:28:10Hold on.

01:28:12I think it's bullshit.

01:28:14Oh, is it?

01:28:24I don't

01:28:28That'd a good move for us,

01:28:47Indeed.

01:28:49.

01:29:19.

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