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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36Nope.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:56Oh!
00:02:00Oh!
00:02:01wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie
00:02:16that's worth 10 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:31there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide i'm supposed
00:02:59to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:33which is the only way i could go to college
00:04:36needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets click
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet then i'm in
00:05:03awesome
00:05:05got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:32oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:48are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:59i'm chasen
00:06:01rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:09stay away from this trash
00:06:10might catch something
00:06:11ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:13let's go
00:06:14chasen come on
00:06:15later
00:06:16i'll wash your jacket
00:06:17oh my god
00:06:18your jacket smells good
00:06:19i'll wash your jacket
00:06:20yep
00:06:21kinda lame
00:06:22clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:25come on
00:06:26let's go
00:06:27how'd you rose wintersby
00:06:28ladies and gentlemen
00:06:29i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:30rose smith
00:06:31i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:32rose smith
00:06:33oh my god
00:06:34oh my god
00:06:35your jacket smells good
00:06:36i'll wash your jacket
00:06:37yep
00:06:38kinda lame
00:06:39oh
00:06:40clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:42come on
00:06:43let's go
00:06:44how'd you rose wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13rose
00:07:14yes
00:07:15rose will suffice
00:07:16how about secondhand rose
00:07:19that's enough
00:07:21grab brackets
00:07:27ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:29ow ow
00:07:30there's something in my eye
00:07:31what is it
00:07:32something's in my eye
00:07:33i need my contact solution or something
00:07:34rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah
00:07:36where is it
00:07:37it's in my locker
00:07:38go get it
00:07:39over there
00:07:40go
00:07:41oh my god
00:07:42oh my god
00:07:51oh my god
00:07:52oh my god
00:07:54oh my god
00:07:55what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i i thought that um
00:07:58i thought that um
00:08:10that'll show the bitch
00:08:19rose
00:08:20rose
00:08:21where are you
00:08:23where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38jason is that you are you in there with rose
00:08:42don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45what do i do
00:09:00how is she not here
00:09:01i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:03i'm so sorry
00:09:28i'm so sorry
00:09:33what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:09:35w
00:09:47oh my god
00:09:48i'm so sorry
00:09:49oh
00:09:50oh my gosh
00:09:51excuse you much
00:09:52why are you wet
00:09:53i'm
00:09:58how's your eye
00:10:01miraculously better
00:10:02What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:29Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so.
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:56You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's going to be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen B is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loops it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Ow!
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow!
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see you.
00:13:41I'll see you.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in
00:14:11their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby?
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:53How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just pass a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Yeah, okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:36I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything, and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:56I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:42You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26Hmm.
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:35You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:36Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:06What are you doing, Rose Smith?
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:36Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:15I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:27Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm?
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:45Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:21Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:50What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:20What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your little ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:01You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:40Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's true.
00:35:06I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Hey?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:38It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Oh, my God, shut up.
00:35:52They're lying.
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:56Yeah?
00:35:58Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:07Let's be more than friends.
00:36:09Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Hey, stop.
00:36:13Stop.
00:36:14Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:18What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point, huh?
00:37:12I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:15They're horrible, unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24Oh, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight,
00:38:14but Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:43How?
00:38:47Hey.
00:38:49How?
00:38:50How?
00:38:51How?
00:38:56How?
00:38:57How?
00:38:58Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:41:09You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:35I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:05What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:55But he said he liked me.
00:43:00He said he liked me.
00:43:08Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm, that's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true,
00:43:56I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:43:59who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:34This school has a zero-tolerance policy
00:44:38when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:44:55Go.
00:45:04And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon
00:45:14were going to be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's,
00:45:37and because of that,
00:45:38I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count
00:45:46is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be
00:46:03such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team,
00:46:23and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:34And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you
00:46:38just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so cool.
00:46:52Thanks, baginya.
00:46:52Bye.
00:46:53Cheers.
00:46:53Bye.
00:46:54Bye.
00:47:10Bye.
00:47:18Bye.
00:47:18Bye.
00:47:19Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:49How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:06Tell me!
00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:12And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17Huh?
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:21You're so beautiful.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26Oh, my God.
00:49:56Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01Oh!
00:51:02Oh!
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:07Oh!
00:51:08Oh!
00:51:09Oh!
00:51:10You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:04I love you, Rose.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:34I love you, Rose.
00:52:35I love you, Rose.
00:52:36I love you, Rose.
00:52:37I love you, Rose.
00:52:38I love you, Rose.
00:52:39I love you, Rose.
00:52:40I love you, Rose.
00:52:41I love you, Rose.
00:52:42I love you, Rose.
00:52:43I love you, Rose.
00:52:44I love you, Rose.
00:52:45I love you, Rose.
00:52:46I love you, Rose.
00:52:47I love you, Rose.
00:52:48I love you, Rose.
00:52:49I love you, Rose.
00:52:50I love you, Rose.
00:52:51I love you, Rose.
00:52:52I love you, Rose.
00:52:53I love you, Rose.
00:52:54I love you, Rose.
00:52:55I love you, Rose.
00:52:56I love you, Rose.
00:52:57I love you, Rose.
00:52:58I love you, Rose.
00:52:59I love you, Rose.
00:53:00I love you, Rose.
00:53:01I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:31Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:35I'm just bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:35Jason.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51Ahem.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:51What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:28It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come on, get out there, Rose.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:20I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:43But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:18I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Hey.
00:59:36You want to dance?
00:59:48Hey.
00:59:49You want to dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Come on.
01:00:48Yes, girl.
01:00:51Yes, girl!
01:01:07And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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