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Long Story Short Episode 10 Uncle Barry
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Long Story Short Episode 10 Uncle Barry
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00:00
An antique three-piece vanity
00:02
Like it would kill you to look in the mirror sometimes
00:04
I DON'T WANT IT
00:06
Hmm
00:08
Awww
00:18
Oh Unka Pachka, why do you know Unka Pachka?
00:21
My For You page gives me Yiddish word of the day
00:23
It's fun
00:24
Yiddish is camp
00:25
Yiddish is camp?
00:26
I didn't
00:27
Uncle one of the clients showed up when mom died
00:28
I'm amazed at your ability to keep score
00:31
That whole year was a blur for me
00:33
2020? I'll give you the highlights
00:35
We're all in the same place
00:36
Mom's funeral?
00:37
Oh no, you know what? It was the unveiling
00:39
It would be nice to get together under less sad circumstances
00:42
Not that I'm not sad about Uncle
00:44
It's not the client's fault and it's not like none of them showed up
00:46
None of them, Kendra
00:47
What about Joanie Klein? You complained all week because she was in a
00:50
Corn and the Cob
00:52
I'm so sorry
00:53
I know how much your Uncle Barry was
00:56
I'm probably not gonna go to the funeral
00:58
But if I do
00:59
You think we could slow it?
01:00
I'd have to leave my house
01:01
How am I related to Barry again?
01:06
Who was the widower of your grandmother's mother's
01:09
She said no
01:10
Why?
01:11
Because I thought it was really important that we go to this funeral together
01:14
Really?
01:15
Yeah, it'll be nice
01:17
3 to 1
01:19
Want to take those odds?
01:20
No?
01:21
Your funeral
01:22
Excuse me?
01:23
Hey Hannah, if you're looking for Uncle Pachka, check out Uncle Barry's girlfriend
01:27
Did you go to a restaurant and order a corn on the cob?
01:32
I got the corn on the cob door dashed
01:34
You better not be about
01:36
Wow
01:37
Get off
01:38
Get back over here
01:39
I'm gonna get you
01:41
Jack
01:42
Excuse me
01:43
Excuse me, sorry
01:44
The pain that I am feeling right now
01:46
I know, Vivian
01:47
The rabbi gave me a little ribbon to tear so I wouldn't tear my clothes fat
01:51
I don't need a
01:52
For anything, we should just take it without her knowing
01:54
How?
01:55
It's on her dress, if we could just get her to take the dress off
01:57
Are you suggesting one of us seduces Uncle Barry's girlfriend?
02:00
I could
02:01
But it still feels like things were cut short
02:03
You know?
02:06
I know
02:07
It never feels like enough
02:09
So, did that go about how you imagined it?
02:11
I'm still 80% sure she ate the corn
02:13
Why would you do any of that if you weren't 100% sure?
02:16
Oh my god
02:17
Oh my god
02:27
Being out there by himself
02:28
What can he do?
02:29
He's not gonna drive on Shabbat
02:30
We could drive to him
02:31
Do a family Shabbat together in the desert
02:33
What happened?
02:34
Did you get it?
02:35
It's still upstairs but
02:36
Left
02:37
Okay?
02:38
I don't wanna do Shabbat
02:39
We did it every week and I never got the appeal
02:40
We know, Avi
02:41
Of any of it
02:42
None of it works, you know?
02:43
I did the mourner's Kaddish when mom died
02:45
I covered the mirror
02:46
We're not allowed to have pets in the motel room
02:49
Uncle Yoshi!
02:50
We're gonna make Shabbat
02:51
Show him, show him
02:52
Okay, okay
02:53
So, we stopped at 7-11
02:54
But, unless we do candles
02:56
How about we do pretend candles?
02:58
Huh?
02:59
What do we even talk to being about?
03:00
Okay
03:01
Everyone's a stickler
03:02
What if I just light the
03:04
Utilize
03:05
You do the blessing after
03:07
The hotlick nair
03:08
Shabbat
03:09
The hotlick nair
03:10
Shabbat
03:11
The hotlick nair
03:12
Shabbat
03:13
The hotlick nair
03:14
Shabbat
03:15
Amen
03:16
Amen
03:17
Amen
03:18
Who cares?
03:19
But the nail polish
03:20
Right, thank you
03:21
Amen.
03:51
I think mom and uncle Barry's shiva.
03:55
We're not even at his shiva.
03:57
Well, she'd like that we're talking about her.
04:02
Yeah, but she'd be sad.
04:12
If you want a bat mitzvah for you...
04:15
But like, am I even allowed?
04:19
What's allowed?
04:21
Look, if Adolf Hitler saw you,
04:23
I don't think he'd be doing the math on technically how halachically Jewish you are.
04:28
He'd throw you...
04:29
Okay, well, I'll keep thinking about it.
04:34
Boss.
04:36
Hey.
04:38
You know...
04:39
Oh, where I'm bound.
04:41
I got my root...
04:43
Vielen Dank.
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