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00:00I read a book.
00:01It was an article.
00:03Whatever.
00:03We're open.
00:06Are you guys f***ing me right now?
00:08Mm-hmm.
00:09We are not monogamous.
00:12He can do what he wants, and I don't want to know about it.
00:16Unless I do want to know about it.
00:19In which case, I would ask, and he would tell me everything.
00:23Mm-hmm.
00:24Yeah, it's not like we're dating other people.
00:26It's not polyamory.
00:27We're not reinventing the wheel.
00:28I don't have another family with, like, another fish tank.
00:30This is blowing my mind.
00:32We're just realistic, you know?
00:34We love each other, and that love is physical and emotional and spiritual,
00:40and the emotional and the spiritual are more important.
00:44So we're a little bit more flexible with the physical.
00:48You're very flexible with the physical.
00:51I do Pilates.
00:52Okay, hold on a second.
00:54Whose idea was this?
00:55Mm.
00:57Both of ours.
00:58Okay.
00:59You're telling me that if she goes out, finds someone, and they hit it off, and then they
01:06decide to go do some doggy style in the back of a pickup truck in a parking lot somewhere,
01:11you can handle that?
01:12That is really romantic.
01:15If she can handle that, I can handle that.
01:16Okay.
01:17What if it's someone you know?
01:19I don't care who it is.
01:21Really?
01:22Yeah.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Why would I care?
01:25I'm like a self-realized individual.
01:27Oh.
01:28You two could have sex.
01:29It wouldn't bother me.
01:30Wow.
01:31Well, with that gleaming endorsement, let me just saddle up over here.
01:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:35Take it easy.
01:36Look at this.
01:37I'm a horse.
01:38Hey, giddy up.
01:39You kind of are.
01:40I saw you in the shower.
01:41Oh, hey, quick question.
01:42What's a horse's favorite wine?
01:43What?
01:44Chardonnay.
01:45That is not funny.
01:46Chardonnay.
01:47Are you embarrassed for yourself?
01:48Don't be jealous, baby.
01:49Hey.
01:50Oh.
01:51You okay?
01:52No.
01:53Do you have any water?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Hey, Derek.
01:56You got to finish the siding on this pool.
01:57Oh, man.
01:58You look like shit.
01:59Yeah, I am like shit.
02:00What, did you swim here?
02:01Partially.
02:02Hey, Coach Carey.
02:03Hey, Russ.
02:04Good for you.
02:05Hey, Russ.
02:06Good for you.
02:07Hey, Russ.
02:08Hey, Russ.
02:09Hey, Russ.
02:10Hey, Russ.
02:11Hey, Russ.
02:12Hey, Russ.
02:13Hey, Russ.
02:14Hey, Russ.
02:15Hey, Russ.
02:16Hey, Russ.
02:17Good for him, man.
02:18How you doing?
02:19Great.
02:20That's how I could get a dog.
02:21I did not say you could get a dog.
02:22Not yet.
02:23Who's gonna pick up dog shit?
02:24You?
02:25Sure.
02:26No, you're not.
02:27I got him a fish tank.
02:28He won't stop about this goddamn dog.
02:29Ashley wants a divorce.
02:31She said it.
02:33I'm sorry, honey.
02:36Come inside and shower and change.
02:40I don't even have clothes.
02:42Dad, are you bothered?
02:43I think I left it.
02:44Yeah, but later.
02:45Ashley actually stopped by a couple hours ago.
02:48What?
02:49Is she still here?
02:50No.
02:51She, uh, dropped your bag off.
02:53Did you say anything?
02:54That you were breaking up.
02:56I told her to go fuck herself and that we never want to see her again.
02:58What?
02:59Why would you say that?
03:00Because I wanted her to know where we stand.
03:02With you.
03:04By the way, Julie and I had sex last night.
03:06I got divorced.
03:07Please don't say that.
03:08I'm unfaithful.
03:09I've been unfaithful.
03:10Just one time.
03:11Two.
03:12Please don't make me count.
03:13Three.
03:14Carrie!
03:15You okay?
03:16No.
03:17You have any water?
03:18I don't want to get a divorce.
03:19No one does.
03:20She does.
03:21Divorce isn't that big a deal.
03:22I read a book.
03:23It was an article.
03:26Whatever.
03:39We're open.
03:41You talking with me right now?
03:43You quit?
03:45It was?
03:46Remember, yeah.
03:47Woo!
03:49Nicole!
03:50Whatever we're open. Are you just fucking with me right now? We are not monogamous
04:03By the way, Julie and I had sex last night together
04:20Are you fucking kidding me? No, I'm not fucking kidding you
04:24I slept with someone too. Oh, you did? Yeah, and it was good. So it's all good. It was good. You don't even have to talk about it
04:29You guys are so inspiring. I hope I'm this mature when I'm your age. We're not that old. Go to bed
04:38Okay, this is something specific because I've been working out
04:45I don't want to have sex with you either Ashley, okay? I just want my wife back. Why does everything have to be so complicated?
04:49I'm not that bad-looking. I'm telling you this kind of shit happens all the time here
04:54We can clap
04:57Thank you, let's clap
05:08Oh god
05:10This is normal, right? People go through stuff like this in the first year of marriage
05:14No
05:19Oh
05:21What are you guys doing?
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