- 5 months ago
Fall For My Nemesis 1
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00:00Harper, honey?
00:00It's Harper, honey.
00:02You tutor me in chemistry, so I get at least a B.
00:05You get me a date with Jack to the club.
00:07Yeah, fake date, you get Jack jealous.
00:09But remember, Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
00:14Um, a little privacy, please.
00:18Can I actually be falling for Harper?
00:20Do I like him?
00:22If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you,
00:26so is this just all a bet to you?
00:28What the hell are you waiting for?
00:40Go get your girl.
00:55Yo, let's fucking go.
00:58I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
01:07To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
01:11But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
01:17Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
01:19Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
01:20Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
01:22Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
01:24No.
01:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:27This was not on the yearbook.
01:29That's it.
01:34Pocket.
01:35Shut.
01:36Shut up.
01:53Brady Wilder?
01:54What is my nemesis doing here?
01:56Sorry to barge in, but I got a dare to win.
02:02Damn, Brady.
02:03You already got her pants off?
02:05Man, you were fast.
02:07What are you talking about?
02:09What?
02:09What are you doing, Puckhead?
02:12Can you just trust me for a second?
02:13Harper Hawny?
02:14It's Harper Hawny.
02:17Hey, Brady, where are you going?
02:18The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
02:24This will be better.
02:26I promise.
02:33You better start explaining.
02:34Oh, I thought you knew everything.
02:36What about science?
02:37What about you and your degenerate friends?
02:39Now talk.
02:40Didn't you just yell me to shut up?
02:41I think the whole dorm heard that.
02:43If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help.
02:46In three, two...
02:52Okay, fine.
02:54I need a favor.
02:57I need your underwear.
03:03Ow!
03:04Did you just bite me?
03:05Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
03:07Have you taken too many pucks to the head?
03:09Hockey star?
03:10Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, we dared me to make out with you in front of everybody.
03:18But we don't actually have to do that.
03:20If you just give me your underwear, people will think we did.
03:24So, you're welcome.
03:26Ha!
03:26In your dreams, puckhead.
03:28I mean, I'm looking at them now, and there's nothing special.
03:36Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
03:40But, I mean, you're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
03:45Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
03:49It's your choice.
03:51I'll have my phone made away.
03:52In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Albert Honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
04:04Don't go through my stuff!
04:06What will we find?
04:07Fine, puckhead. Just stop. I'll do it.
04:18But you owe me.
04:21You wish.
04:22Talk, talk, talk about what's happening.
04:27Yeah, we talk, talk, talk, sure like listening.
04:32You're living on the western.
04:35You're living on the stretch of the road.
04:36Yeah, let's do it.
04:39What do I owe you?
04:42A kiss?
04:44What'll be your first?
04:45Hilarious.
04:46But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
04:50And just leave me alone.
04:52For good.
04:55Deal.
04:58Oh, one last thing.
05:06God, why are you staring at the nemesis Harper?
05:12Look away.
05:16Oh, you like the view?
05:19I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
05:21It's so long, honey.
05:26It's honey.
05:31Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
05:34It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
05:42And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
05:47That is, except for the one student that got an A.
05:51Harper, honey.
05:54Hey, nerd.
05:55Good morning.
06:14Good morning.
06:15Good morning.
06:16Showtime.
06:23Water.
06:24We need to talk.
06:25you're in big trouble son
06:29you may be the best damn hockey player
06:34the sporting school has ever seen
06:35but you would not be the laziest
06:37lazy?
06:38coach are you serious?
06:40I've been busting my ass on the ice
06:41I'm talking about your studies son
06:43if you don't get at least a beat
06:47on your chemistry final
06:48you're gonna lose your spot on the team
06:50and trust me
06:52it'll hurt me more than hurt you
06:54let us accept for the one student
06:59that got an A
07:00don't worry
07:06I've got a plan
07:08this team comes to you son
07:10Hakeb what are you doing?
07:17I'm sorry but this is the only way
07:18I know how to get you to talk to me
07:19this is my hostage until you hear me out
07:21I need you to tutor me in chemistry
07:27Brady I need my camera back
07:33these pictures are for the yearbook
07:35look don't worry
07:36I got good photos of you
07:38and your main winning smile
07:39as much as I like you talking to me
07:43I know I know
07:44we've never really gotten along
07:45but I was thinking
07:46let's call it a truce
07:47you know
07:48let's end the year as friends
07:50absolutely not
07:53honey please
07:54it's honey
07:55honey suits you sweetie
07:58I mean
07:59I also
08:00if I fail my final
08:01I get kicked off the team
08:02please please please
08:03please please please
08:04please
08:04as much as I like watching you beg
08:08still
08:08no
08:09Harper
08:11is this the first time anyone has ever told you no
08:13look I've always been
08:14my own ally
08:15Brady
08:16and
08:16I'm the only senior on scholarship
08:18but if my credit slips
08:19so does my financial aid
08:21I'm
08:24I'm sorry
08:25I didn't know
08:26but
08:27you're my only hope
08:29can't you ask one of your girly fans
08:32Puck bunnies?
08:34right
08:34can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
08:42you're the only one who got an A
08:43okay
08:48your first chemistry sample question
08:50what is the periodic symbol for Bispo?
08:57it's bye
08:58as in
08:59bye bye
09:00Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything
09:11doesn't he?
09:12well
09:12good thing he's not my crush
09:14good thing I like
09:15Jack
09:21who had this in?
09:24sorry
09:25do I know you?
09:27oh
09:27I
09:28uh
09:28no
09:29I mean
09:30I'm Harper
09:31I
09:32I
09:38I
09:39work yearbook
09:39I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester
09:42back at the charity gala
09:44cool
09:45yeah
09:46galas aren't worth
09:47definitely
09:48I was saying definitely
09:51and I just wrote the same totally wish
09:53I mean
09:53god
09:54she's even the second-handed bears
09:56yeah
09:58yeah
09:58hey
09:58see you around Anna
10:00it's hard
10:02you might be good at school
10:05that you get a big fat
10:06out of the bank hole
10:07because that
10:07is truly pathetic
10:10leave me alone at Britain
10:11leave me alone at Britain
10:16oh what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do
10:18cry?
10:20oh
10:20how's it feel
10:23being the poorest kid at love with Pratt
10:26I mean you're lucky that we wear uniforms
10:28and the only thing to show how truly poor you are
10:30is that
10:31fugly backpack
10:32stop
10:33what are you doing?
10:34my own studies
10:35hand me down?
10:36yep
10:36I have always wondered
10:37what pathetic loser virgins
10:39carry around in their bags
10:40what do we have here?
10:43oh
10:43no
10:44that's my chemistry homework
10:45I was working all night
10:47I do tomorrow
10:47it's not like you had anything better to do
10:50sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building
10:53so I can get into school here
10:54sorry that I don't party all night
10:55because I want to get into a good college
10:56and I don't hook up with jock
10:57oh yeah
10:58well you couldn't hook up with a jock
10:59even if you wanted to
11:00no one will touch you
11:01hand me down
11:02well seeing as you've been with the whole school
11:06I wouldn't want to anyways
11:07and oh just a thought
11:08study if you don't want to fail
11:09oh and here's another
11:11balance and you won't get wet
11:33oh did you want your stuff back?
11:35okay swim for it bitch
11:37oh did you want this too?
11:47no
11:47did you?
11:48did you want it?
11:48no
11:49okay
11:49go gobbies
11:50leave her alone
11:53take it on her
12:04take it on her
12:06take it on her
12:08are you good?
12:16just peachy
12:17you guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
12:22oh come on Brady
12:23we were just having some fun with our girl
12:24you're so cute when you're mad
12:26us jocks have to stick together
12:28delete those pictures Britney
12:30oh what?
12:31what is she gonna do to us?
12:32she won't do anything
12:34I on the other hand
12:36my phone
12:41oh my god
12:42my hair
12:52my makeup
12:54help me
12:57girl I got you
12:58oh my god
13:00here
13:00you are so dead
13:04it's better than being so
13:06so stuck
13:07in the fountain
13:08you don't have to do this
13:22these guys are looking at you like a piece of meat
13:23well I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra
13:27if someone didn't still have my white one
13:29all right let's go
13:30I mean you help me with that at least
13:31god you are so bad at this
13:55what's up Hudson?
14:02oh
14:03hey Walder
14:05hi Hannah
14:07Arbor
14:08right
14:09Arbor
14:10oh my god
14:11he's never said my name before
14:13it's like he really sees me
14:15what are you doing?
14:18you're running my chances with him
14:19I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed him
14:23just hear me out
14:37look
14:38I'm grateful that you saved me just now
14:40but we're not friends
14:42whoa
14:42honey listen
14:44I'm not saying we should be friends
14:45I'm simply proposing
14:47I already told you
14:48I'm not gonna tutor you
14:49you know
14:53for someone so smart
14:55you really are a terrible listener
14:57do you know what quid pro quo means?
14:59or do you need a latin lesson sign school?
15:02I scratch your back
15:03you scratch mine
15:04except there's nothing that you can offer me
15:06I think there's something you want
15:12how about
15:19Jack Hudson
15:21what about Jack Hudson?
15:31I mean you like him don't you?
15:33don't try to deny it
15:34I mean I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting
15:36and that little wave
15:37you're such a jerk
15:39a popular jerk
15:40one who can boost your social status
15:43so another popular guy like Jack
15:45will actually acknowledge you
15:47I mean I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak
15:51but I mean
15:52I'll help you land him
15:53but if I did
15:54I wouldn't even know what to do with him
15:57okay
15:58how about this
15:59you tutor me in chemistry
16:01so I get at least to be
16:02past the final and stay on the team
16:04and in return
16:06I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous
16:08let's just say your plan works
16:12then I'll teach you how to hook up
16:14what?
16:16you know I'm like
16:17kiss and
16:18other stuff
16:21you're crazy
16:23this is crazy
16:23oh my god
16:24I can't even believe I even considered this
16:26I'm going
16:26I can see you more convincing
16:35so
16:36how about a preview of our first lesson
16:56wow
16:57do I
16:59like him
17:00no Harper
17:03he's your nemesis
17:04remember
17:05that kiss was
17:07wow
17:09but
17:11this is Harper on
17:12not bad tutor girl
17:15that was pretty convincing
17:16that was
17:19nothing for me
17:21your pulse is otherwise
17:27I hate to admit it
17:29but he's right
17:30I really want Jack's attention
17:32I need his help
17:33look honey
17:35I know it seems like
17:36I don't care about anything
17:37but
17:38I actually do care about my grades
17:39I mean
17:41not enough to
17:42stay on the hockey team
17:43but
17:44I know my mom would be
17:46rolling in her grade
17:47if she knew I was about to
17:48fuck up my only dream
17:49I always
17:51always wanted her to
17:53be proud of me
17:55well
17:59if you insist on not needing help
18:01with your crush
18:02I will uh
18:03wait
18:03wait
18:07fine
18:12let's do it
18:15we tutor each other
18:17I get you at least a B
18:19and Kem
18:20and
18:20you get me a date
18:22with Jack to the prom
18:22and it has to be the prom
18:24nothing less
18:25deal
18:26deal
18:30alright
18:34meet me after dinner
18:34at my dorm
18:35oh
18:36and
18:36where's something sexy
18:39huh
18:39it's honey
18:41what do I just
18:47get myself into
18:48what are you doing
18:54in my bed
18:55seriously Brady
18:58if the dorm moms
18:59catch you in my bed
19:00after hours
19:00we're both screwed
19:02chillax honey
19:03the dorm moms love me
19:05never get in trouble
19:06they think I'm a Dora
19:07I thought you wanted me
19:14to meet you at your dorm
19:15I did
19:16but then I figured
19:17you might show up
19:18looking like
19:19that
19:20look
19:24I'm taking you to your
19:25first high school party
19:26if you want to sell
19:27the idea of us being a thing
19:29just
19:29for Jack to know
19:31yeah yeah
19:33for Jack
19:34but
19:35you gotta look like
19:35the girl I did
19:36but I can't go full blonde
19:37in an hour
19:38I mean the bleach
19:39wouldn't have enough time
19:40to rot my brain right here
19:41ha ha
19:42very funny
19:43look
19:44let's just focus
19:45on me tutoring you
19:46Mr. D Plus
19:47deal
19:48I'll be the best dude ever
19:50but
19:51in exchange
19:52for my compliance
19:53I get to choose
19:55what you wear
19:56to the party tonight
19:57fine
19:58open your book
20:00to chapter 6
20:01forgot mine
20:03can we share yours
20:04am I supposed to share
20:07the bed with my nemesis now
20:08come on
20:11I don't bite
20:12well
20:14until lesson 3 at least
20:16chill Harper
20:18it's just a bed
20:19you're just sitting
20:20you're just tutoring him
20:21oh
20:23and before we start
20:24I need you to sign this
20:27tutor agreement
20:30between Harper H
20:31and Brady W
20:32is this a contract?
20:38is this a contract?
20:45Harper H
20:46will tutor
20:46Brady W
20:47in chemistry
20:48until he gets a B
20:49so he can remain
20:50on the hockey team
20:51B
20:55Brady W
20:57will tutor
20:58Harper H
20:58in seduction
20:59until she
21:01becomes proficient
21:02so Jack Hudson
21:04asks her to prom
21:05C
21:08both parties
21:09should keep
21:10this agreement
21:10strictly confidential
21:11are you serious?
21:14obviously
21:15any amendments
21:16or red lines?
21:17only one
21:18the parties
21:19will go back
21:20to being strangers
21:20after the purposes
21:21are fulfilled
21:22no real emotions
21:23are permitted
21:24I don't think
21:28you'll be able
21:28to stop yourself
21:29while I'm looking for that
21:30ow
21:32watch me
21:33Puckhead
21:34but remember
21:44Brady Wilder
21:46doesn't do
21:46girlfriends
21:46girlfriends
21:50okay
21:5210-10
21:54let's start
21:56with bonding theory
21:57oh
21:58look what we're
21:58doing right now
21:59Puckhead
21:59do you want to
22:00get kicked off
22:01the hockey team
22:01or not?
22:02right
22:02sorry
22:02okay
22:04a chemical bond
22:07is an attraction
22:08of two or more
22:09atoms that form
22:10stop staring
22:21at him
22:21Harper
22:22a chemical?
22:24great
22:25and do you think
22:26the atoms
22:27share protons
22:28or electrons
22:29here?
22:29whoa
22:35I never noticed
22:37how pretty
22:37she is
22:38of course
22:38jeez
22:40Puckhead
22:40you got this
22:42just think about it
22:44electrons
22:46that's right
22:47good job
22:48okay
23:11next section
23:13what's next
23:24that's it
23:25we finished
23:27a chapter
23:27seriously
23:28I totally
23:30get it now
23:30it's just
23:32easier to
23:32understand
23:32when you
23:33explain it
23:33you're a great
23:34tutor honey
23:35let's just
23:36hope you are
23:36too
23:37let's go
23:38whoa
23:39not yet
23:40our deal
23:41remember
23:42do you have anything
23:51in here that doesn't
23:52make you look like a
23:53nerd
23:53or a boy
23:54no way
24:00that's my dance
24:01recital costume
24:02from freshman year
24:02perfect
24:03I could never
24:05pull that off
24:06it's too tiny
24:07which makes it
24:08perfect
24:08lesson one
24:10gotta look the part
24:11lesson two
24:13confidence
24:14now put this on
24:16around
24:20oh
24:20sorry
24:21I can't adjust
24:29the strap
24:29let me help
24:30no
24:30stop looking
24:40at me like
24:41that
24:41I know
24:42I look stupid
24:42no
24:43you look
24:45hot
24:46I mean
24:49Jack will
24:51thank you
24:52it's fine
24:52let's
24:55uh
24:56get that strap
24:56thanks
24:58no problem
25:11you can
25:26put me down
25:27now
25:27right
25:28oh
25:30one more thing
25:31my mom gave me this
25:34my first ever hockey game
25:35when I was a kid
25:36we uh
25:38got into a crash
25:40on the way home
25:40shouldn't make it
25:43it's not worth much
25:45but
25:46it means everything to me
25:47I think you should wear it
25:49I think it'd really
25:50sell the whole
25:51us being
25:52us
25:54I'll keep it
25:59safe
25:59Brady
26:00I'll keep it safe
26:01Brady
26:02I'll keep it safe
26:03Brady
26:03I'll keep it safe
26:12I can convince you to let your hair down
26:15about the same as you wearing this dress instead
26:18Puckhead
26:18now let's go before you change my mind
26:21lesson two
26:44confidence
26:45I've never
26:47I don't drink
26:49or eat
26:49what if I say something stupid
26:52listen
26:53I'll stay sober
26:54so you can let loose
26:55my fun
26:55deal
26:56oh look
27:12Jack's here
27:14he's totally checking you out
27:17why does this bother me so much
27:19I mean
27:20that's why we're here
27:21isn't it
27:22what are you doing
27:34Brady
27:34I thought you said Jack was looking at me
27:36cool
27:41lesson three
27:43guys like a challenge
27:45clarity good
27:47tonight
27:48you're mine
27:49great
27:50just for the sake of our deal
27:52I'll be
27:54honey
27:54no
27:56I took you later
27:57what the actual fuck
28:06is Brady Wyler doing with that loser
28:07what do you mean
28:09that girl's hot
28:10that girl
28:11is Harper
28:12honey
28:12ew
28:14what
28:15if that pathetic
28:16nerdy freak
28:17thinks that she can steal
28:18my man
28:19but you and Brady
28:20aren't even dating
28:21yes
28:22Kayla
28:22but I'm the cheer captain
28:24and he's the hockey captain
28:25it's like
28:26high school law
28:27that we end up together
28:28and I'm gonna make sure
28:31she understands that
28:32and stays the fuck away
28:35from my man
28:35why did I lash out at Brady like that
28:45when he acted all couple-y with me
28:46isn't that the point of this
28:48God
28:49but
28:50sometimes when he touches me
28:53it makes me feel
28:55sorry
28:56I didn't realize I'm losing here
28:59I am so
29:02drunk
29:03I could use like
29:05an Advil
29:06or a five
29:08I'll just get out of here
29:15and give you some perfume
29:16no
29:16no
29:17um
29:17could you stay please
29:19I'm just so drunk
29:22I mean
29:23I need you to hold back my hair
29:26she's a mean girl
29:28but leaving a drunk girl alone
29:30would be awful
29:31just
29:32give me one second
29:33I'll go grab your friends for you
29:35okay
29:35no need
29:36no need
29:37no need
29:38no need
29:38no need
29:38no need
29:39no need
29:39looks like my friends
29:44are already here
29:44she's been gone
29:58she's been gone for a while
29:58should I
29:59check on her
30:00no
30:01no
30:01great
30:02stop being so blingy
30:04Wilder
30:05I'm gonna need that muscle
30:06to help drag in the cake
30:07of the frosting swag
30:08you in
30:09gotcha
30:10Brittany
30:11please
30:12I was just trying to help you
30:14mom
30:14Harper
30:15you really think I wouldn't help from you
30:17if you seriously think
30:19anyone here
30:19including Brady Wilder
30:20likes you
30:21she's more delusional than you thought
30:24why are you so mean
30:26Brittany
30:27I know people only like you
30:29because you buy them with daddy's credit card
30:31but I don't buy my friends
30:32but even if I needed to
30:33at least I could
30:34your shitty scholarship
30:36couldn't even buy you a decent dress
30:37you pretend to be all sweet around Brady
30:40you're so fake
30:41Brittany
30:42from your dyed hair
30:43to your doctored nose
30:45oh sweetie
30:46I know you're not used to beauty
30:47but I am
30:48100% natural
30:49I'm real
30:49and at least I have a cute nose
30:51unlike you with your
30:52snout
30:52oh man
30:54Brady doesn't seem to mind
30:55you wanna be a slut
30:58for Brady
30:58bye
30:59let's just make sure
31:00everybody can see
31:01everything
31:01for
31:02please
31:14stop
31:16stop
31:20stop
31:21you really think
31:23Brady would like
31:24your
31:24body
31:25you're built
31:26like a prepubescent boy
31:27she's right
31:30I don't want Brady
31:31to see me like this
31:32but I need him
31:33to save me
31:34I think he'd like you
31:36better after a little makeover
31:37right ladies
31:38let's wrap some pies
31:41hi everyone
31:51little hand-me-down
31:53Harper
31:53wanted a makeover
31:54what do you say
31:56we hope we're out
31:57first let's start
32:01with a new hairdo
32:02what
32:03no
32:04please
32:05don't cut my hair
32:06fine
32:08fine
32:09it won't
32:10I'll just shave it
32:13Brady
32:16help
32:17Brady doesn't care enough
32:18to save you now
32:19Brady
32:26help
32:26Brady doesn't care enough
32:29to save you now
32:30wait
32:33is that
32:34Brady's lucky pen
32:35give it to me
32:37probably stole it from him
32:38anyway
32:38it's not worth much
32:42but it means everything
32:43to me
32:43I promised Brady
32:45that his late mother's pen
32:46would be safe with me
32:47and I intend to keep
32:48that promise
32:49give it to me
32:55right now
32:55or I will shave
32:56your entire head
32:57we're gonna have to
32:58shave my head
32:58because I'm not
32:59getting the skin
33:00what the fuck
33:08what the fuck
33:08are you doing
33:08what are you doing
33:12Brady
33:12Harper here is wasted
33:14and she
33:16tried to give herself
33:16a little makeover
33:17to impress you
33:18isn't that just like
33:19adorably pathetic
33:20no the only thing pathetic
33:21is that you actually
33:22think I date you
33:23oh
33:24Brady
33:27you need someone
33:28on your level
33:29someone hot
33:30you're right
33:31I do
33:32of course Brady
33:34sees me in my underwear
33:35and thinks I'm ugly
33:36I wouldn't
33:38that's exactly why
33:40that's why I'm with her
33:41not you
33:43Brady
33:44she stole your pen
33:45I'm just trying
33:46to give it back to you
33:47look at her
33:48she's a mess
33:49you know
33:54it must take one
33:56to know one
33:56what's on my hair
34:03it's covered in alcohol
34:05this is disgusting
34:07you know
34:08if it's so gross
34:08I guess you could always
34:09shave it off
34:10wow
34:12all natural
34:13huh
34:14you said your eyelashes
34:15were real
34:15I thought you were
34:16100% natural
34:18huh
34:18you will pay for this
34:20you all will
34:22let's get you something to wear
34:35come on
34:46are you okay
34:47Brittany would've never
34:48targeted me like that
34:49if we weren't pretending
34:50to be together
34:51yeah I know
34:52but as soon as I heard
34:54you scream I
34:54I was in there for a while
34:55before you realized
34:56you swore you wouldn't
34:57drink Brady
34:58I didn't
34:59then why did you
34:59walk in holding a drink
35:00Harper that was for you
35:02you really think
35:03I drink vodka cranberries
35:04I just wanted you
35:06to have a good time
35:06oh
35:07look it's all my fault
35:09we should've never
35:10done this
35:11I shouldn't have agreed
35:12here
35:15I get to see for you
35:19I should've known
35:22that in order to get
35:23Jack to like me
35:24I would have to deal
35:25with your pup bunnies
35:26making my life
35:26a living hell
35:27wasn't it already
35:28at least people know you now
35:30God you are so full
35:32of yourself
35:32I know you only saved me
35:34because of our deal
35:34because you needed
35:35a better chem grade
35:36wow
35:45Harper
35:46do I
35:47actually think
35:49Harper Hawni
35:50is
35:50gorgeous
35:51wow
35:55Harper
35:56shit
35:57do I look at that
35:59no
35:59no
36:00Harper
36:01look
36:02look
36:05Brady thank you
36:06for saving me
36:07but you don't have
36:08to pretend you care
36:09there's no one
36:10watching
36:10no Harper
36:11I do care
36:12I saved you
36:13because I
36:13you're right
36:15there is no way
36:16Brady
36:17bothers actually
36:18looking up
36:18with Harper
36:18in there
36:19if they find out
36:23we're fake dating
36:23I will just be a nerd
36:25Brady
36:25I'd be a desperate
36:26pathetic liar
36:27what do we do
36:28what the hell
36:33do you think
36:33you're doing
36:34Bucket
36:34do you trust me
36:35what's up guys
37:04you mean Harper yet
37:05um
37:06a little privacy
37:08please
37:08Sarah
37:09be out of here
37:10holy shit
37:19a little privacy
37:21please
37:21you crushed that
37:24what about
37:24sup guys
37:26may just sell it
37:27Buckhead
37:27so
37:35you having fun
37:37at your first party
37:37I am
37:39actually
37:39feels like
37:41a rite of passage
37:41typical high school
37:43experience
37:44and
37:46you're not that bad
37:47of a date
37:47Wilder
37:48you're pretty fun
37:50to date yourself
37:50honey
37:50why does this date
37:53why does this date
37:53suddenly feel so
37:54real
37:55and why do I like it
37:57fake dating you
37:58for chemistry tutoring
37:59definitely feels like
38:00an original experience
38:01but
38:02I wouldn't want to do it
38:04with anyone but you
38:04plus I get to pretend
38:07that I have a girlfriend
38:08which is something
38:09I would never do
38:10same
38:13Bucket
38:14just the same
38:15I knew it
38:17I knew Brady
38:19would never
38:19actually date
38:20that loser
38:21and soon
38:22the whole school
38:24will know it too
38:24alright
38:28well
38:28I'll walk you back
38:29to her dorm
38:30I just gotta say
38:31goodbye to the team
38:31first
38:32so
38:32sure
38:33sounds good
38:45Harper right
38:54yeah
38:55I mean yes
38:56hi
38:57I'm Jack
38:58I know
38:59I mean
39:00we met
39:01briefly
39:02so
39:04you're here with
39:06Brady Wilder
39:07huh
39:07didn't peg you
39:09for a puck bunny
39:10oh my god
39:12he actually believes
39:13someone like Brady
39:14could like me
39:15because I'm not
39:17yeah Brady brought
39:18me here
39:18but
39:19it's casual
39:20you know
39:20keeping my options
39:22open
39:22and I'm not
39:24usually into
39:24jocks
39:25that's cool
39:27Harper
39:27very cool
39:29so
39:33if he's not
39:35your boyfriend
39:35or anything
39:36I'd love to
39:37hang out sometime
39:38maybe grab
39:39some coffee
39:40this is everything
39:42I've ever wanted
39:43Jack Hudson
39:44is finally asking me
39:45out
39:46but
39:46why don't I
39:47want to say
39:48yes
39:49you're such a moron
40:05Harper
40:06Brady would never
40:07actually like
40:07someone like you
40:08and
40:09and you don't
40:10like him
40:11right
40:11so
40:13is
40:14that a no
40:15what
40:16no
40:16yes
40:17I mean
40:18no
40:18it's not a no
40:19it's a yes
40:20I'd love to
40:22go on a date
40:23with you
40:23Jack
40:23go
40:25go
40:25this is really really simple
40:27so it's done
40:29and then we just love it
40:31and then we love it
40:33so we can add a non-due
40:35and then look at this
40:37and I love it
40:39and I'm not sure
40:41and I hope you guys have some fun
40:43but when I say
40:45it's really fun
40:47and I love it
40:49and I love it
40:51so you can just
40:53what the fuck are you wearing honey oh this it's the only thing big enough to cover up this
41:01gigantic hickey you gave me at the party i had to sell it well now it looks like i'm selling it
41:07as in sex i look like a slut
41:10you're welcome buddy buddy excuse me harper honey walking around campus with a mysterious hickey
41:22sounds like i'm doing my end of the bargain get the scarf off
41:26so why did you want to meet in our chem class instead of your door
41:37i thought it'd be easier to focus in here and we can do more in the lab
41:54and it'll help me remember this is all part of our deal and there's no way you like me for real
41:59and i don't like you do i
42:02whatever you say i'm hey does this look right
42:10yes you balance the equations perfectly
42:15i mean it took me ten tries but
42:17hey that's not true it only took you nine tries
42:20okay let's start practicing a chemical reaction for real this time
42:25i'll do it you take notes yes ma'am
42:28so how did you get so good at this anyway
42:36i don't really have the option not to
42:38as i'm sure you've heard i'm really senior on scholarship
42:42my grades drop
42:44awkward would take away my aid and i'd have to drop out
42:48i mean no more stupid school doesn't sound so bad
42:51yes brady
42:53but not everybody has a family they can fall back on
42:56i would have to go home and work as a wench for my dad in this bar making pennies
43:01you don't want to be around my dad when he's drunk
43:04he isn't a nice person
43:07but glockwood is my only chance to get into a good college
43:10then i can start over and move somewhere far far away
43:15family to fall back on
43:18i mean you know my mom died right
43:20and sure my dad pays for school but
43:22can't even send me a happy birthday text
43:25the literal only constant in my life
43:27is coach
43:28all right
43:30i'm sorry for bursting out
43:34but i mean hockey's the only thing i have
43:36i've never really talked about my family with anyone any before
43:41something about you just i feel like i can share every part of me
43:46i'm sorry brady i didn't know about your parents
43:54me neither i'm sorry harper
43:57yeah well it's not like i'm an open book either
44:01but i should have asked
44:03you don't have to it's like we're friends anyways
44:06or not
44:07i mean i'd say we're at least that
44:10you would
44:13but why do i kind of feel like
44:18like a part of me wants to be more than that
44:23yeah i mean you know you're shaving my ass here
44:28you're like a sister to me
44:30a sister
44:32oh yeah great
44:34god brady
44:37why did you say no you don't mean it
44:38oh
44:45whoa that was so cool
44:47yeah
44:48science is cool
44:50and important
44:52you can say that again
44:54and you might know everything about this kind of chemistry
44:56but you know nothing about the stuff that matters
44:58all right time to switch
45:02first lesson
45:05seduction
45:06you're kidding
45:08absolutely not
45:10all right you told me that if jack asked you out on a date
45:12you wouldn't know what to do
45:13well here's what you do
45:14why don't i want to tell brady that jack did ask me out on a date
45:19am i hoping that something happens between us today
45:23come on
45:24don't be nervous
45:25of course nothing is going to happen between you two
45:30all right let's role play
45:32i'll be jack and
45:34well you be you
45:35no way
45:36oh okay would you rather be jack and i be you
45:40oh uh hi jack i'm
45:43i mean harper
45:44would you ravish me
45:47stop it
45:49you're like a girl
45:49i am a girl
45:51i don't know what the sweaters you wear
45:52she sure have your figure more
45:55you got a banging bottom
45:56now seduce me
45:59brady
46:07no i'm jack now
46:09i had a great night with you tonight harper
46:12yeah i've always wanted my first date to be on a rooftop
46:16thanks
46:18jack
46:22oh i can't do this
46:23oh come on
46:24yes you can
46:25hey
46:26you're comfortable with me right
46:28just pretend it's me
46:30like i said
46:32oh i had a great night with you tonight harper
46:35you know i learned a lot about you that i didn't know before
46:38but now we're back at your dorm so
46:41have a good night
46:42wait
46:43there's one more thing i wanted to show you
46:46jack
46:48oh what is it
46:50whoa whoa whoa
46:53harper
46:54what it's it's what you did to me at the party
46:57yeah to prove a point
46:58all right
46:59first rule of seduction
47:00leave him wanting more
47:02i mean you wanted to go back to his apartment and think about your naked right
47:05oh god no
47:06the correct answer is yes
47:09so you're gonna look up at him
47:12bat those big beautiful eyes
47:14let's see it
47:15good improv
47:23love the lip bite
47:23now you're gonna put your hand on his chest
47:26here pull him closer
47:31then press you with something
47:36how was that
47:50was i okay
47:51holy shit
47:53wow i mean
47:55yeah no that was great
47:56wow harper
48:00could i actually be falling for harper
48:02did he feel that spark too
48:05you're like a sister to me
48:08you're so pathetic harper
48:11brady doesn't like you
48:13okay good
48:14jack will totally love that on friday
48:17friday
48:18what's happening friday
48:20jack asked me out
48:22what
48:23yeah isn't that like the whole point of our deal
48:26yeah
48:28i mean no
48:30yeah you're right
48:31what
48:35nothing i just
48:37well i
48:38i thought you could uh tutor me friday night
48:41you know i got the big exam and everything
48:43yeah because you would love spending a night in
48:45on friday studying with me
48:47plus you did great here today
48:49you're gonna do great tomorrow on your quiz anyways
48:52so
48:53any other tips
48:55nope
48:56all good
48:57um
48:57i actually gotta go
48:59so uh
49:00i'll
49:01see you in class tomorrow harper
49:03why did he just rush out like that
49:10does he
49:11have feelings for me
49:13no harper
49:14not possible
49:15that's it
49:19i've officially fallen for harper honey
49:22and i'm too late
49:23and the last pair of lab partners will be
49:32harper honey and brady wilder
49:34you have until the end of class to complete the experiment
49:37and document your findings
49:38i bet we can finish first
49:41what's wrong
49:52no playful insult about my ugly headband or my lack of makeup
49:57no mispronouncing my last name
49:59no
50:00honey
50:01seriously brady
50:04what's wrong with you
50:06you skipped out at the end of our tutoring session
50:08and you've been ignoring me ever since
50:10yeah because i realized i like you
50:12and i'm too late
50:14whoa are you crazy
50:25you almost poured in pure magnesium dioxide instead of potassium iodide
50:29you're trying to leave this class with eyebrows
50:31oh my god
50:32i'm so sorry
50:33i was distracted
50:36i noticed
50:38but brady
50:40you remembered what i taught you about chemical reactions
50:45oh shit
50:48yeah i do get this stuff now
50:51you did it
50:52we did it
50:55together
50:58so
51:11you want to have another tutoring session tonight
51:14i'm done
51:16god brady
51:18you're being crazy
51:19harper's allowed to take
51:21do it
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