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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36Oops!
00:01:37Wait, is that the heart of me?
00:02:07The ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heirs of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:37She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:24And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:42Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:33Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03And I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:22And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:33Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:43Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:49Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:39Go.
00:07:39Go.
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00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Rose!
00:08:19Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:29Rose?
00:08:36What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:06I'm so sorry.
00:09:27I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much.
00:09:39Why are you wet?
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:43How's your eye?
00:09:44Miraculously better.
00:09:49What exactly is going on here?
00:09:56Nothing.
00:09:57Absolutely nothing.
00:09:58But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:03Listen up second hand Rose.
00:10:04Chasen?
00:10:05Off limits.
00:10:06Understand?
00:10:07Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:14I'm not even ready for boys yet, so.
00:10:15You know what?
00:10:16With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:21You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's going to be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen B is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:26Wow, you're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah, definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow, so modest.
00:12:57Loops it.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Oh my God, ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:37Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my God, ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun.
00:14:08Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:29Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:32I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just wanted to...
00:15:34And the gossip?
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Gekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:03I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just pass a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:59She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith.
00:18:50Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:56I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:42Ha ha.
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00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me!
00:25:55Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith!
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes!
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed!
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here, take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:51Not again.
00:26:52Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:53I'm reliable.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:15Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:21There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:22Gross older guy?
00:27:23Even better.
00:27:25Oh my god, there's no way that's her dad gross older guy even better this is gonna ruin her
00:27:38Settle down settle down everybody people this is the first away game of the season remember you're representing the school
00:28:08Mind if I sit here I'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:16Hey Rose saved you a seat
00:28:30Okay
00:28:33No you don't
00:28:34Jason
00:28:36Sorry Eric on the way back
00:28:43Yeah
00:28:44Sure
00:29:04Boopy
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap
00:29:09So seriously there's no room
00:29:11Everyone I have an announcement to make I'm having a party Saturday
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby is gonna be there
00:29:25Better show up
00:29:26So you're gonna go I don't think I'd be welcome
00:29:39Why not I'll be going
00:29:41Well okay then I'll go
00:29:46Listen
00:29:53You want Chase
00:29:55And I want Rose
00:29:56So
00:29:57Well looks like we have something in common
00:29:59Exactly
00:30:00I got a plan
00:30:02All right
00:30:16Here we go
00:30:18This was a mistake
00:30:19This was a mistake
00:30:19I don't belong here
00:30:21Yes
00:30:21Yes you do
00:30:22You're with me
00:30:22That's my point
00:30:24See Eric is here
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection
00:30:27Oh
00:30:28This could be a turning point
00:30:33Just stick with me
00:30:35Okay
00:30:36Ready
00:30:41Oh look
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50I found it
00:30:51Okay
00:30:51Hi
00:30:54Hi
00:30:55No thank you
00:30:57I don't drink
00:30:58Of course you don't
00:31:00So
00:31:02You virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:04Oh my god
00:31:09You are virgins
00:31:10Shut up son
00:31:11Stop being a jerk
00:31:12Okay
00:31:13How about a little game of truth or dare
00:31:16Yeah
00:31:16Truth or dare
00:31:21Oh
00:31:26Gabby to Eric
00:31:27Truth or dare
00:31:28Eric
00:31:30Truth or dare
00:31:32Truth
00:31:33Oh my god
00:31:41Come on Gabby
00:31:42We don't have all night
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin
00:31:49Sloan
00:31:50What?
00:31:53Okay
00:31:53Ooh
00:31:56Eric to Rose
00:31:58Okay
00:31:59Rose
00:32:00Truth or dare
00:32:01Dare
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss
00:32:04Wait
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on Rose
00:32:08Rose
00:32:10Rose
00:32:11Rose
00:32:12Rose
00:32:13Rose
00:32:13Rose
00:32:14Rose
00:32:15Rose
00:32:16Rose
00:32:16Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:20Rose
00:32:21Rose
00:32:22Rose
00:32:23Rose
00:32:25Rose
00:32:25Rose
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey
00:32:27Watch your ass
00:32:28Oh yeah
00:32:29What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:32What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:33No Gabby
00:32:36Wait
00:32:36Let her go
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay. Chasen, you're up. Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose, will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:07Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:37Shit.
00:33:41Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:43I forgot. The door wasn't... I...
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:34:09So beautiful.
00:34:11What the...
00:34:21What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:29I know.
00:34:31I know.
00:34:39I know what I Ka isn't.
00:34:41Sure are out of here unless you get the one out.
00:34:43It's this okay, but I'll take it away.
00:34:49I'm having needs to be okay.
00:34:51Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross!
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:21I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:06What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But, but um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:56You okay?
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58You okay?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:09Hello?
00:42:10Hello?
00:42:11Hello?
00:42:12Hello?
00:42:13Hello?
00:42:14Hello?
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:16I don't care.
00:42:17Well, you will.
00:42:18And you're going to beat Salon.
00:42:19And you're going to ace this.
00:42:20And you're going to ace this.
00:42:21Oh, no.
00:42:22What now?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:24Sloan posted this.
00:42:25Jason and Sloan?
00:42:26They were together last night.
00:42:27And they're going to prom together.
00:42:29And they're going to prom together.
00:42:30I don't care.
00:42:31I don't care.
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33Hello?
00:42:34Hello?
00:42:35Hello?
00:42:36Hello?
00:42:37Hello?
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:39Hello?
00:42:40Hello?
00:42:41Hello?
00:42:42Hello?
00:42:43I don't care.
00:42:44I don't care.
00:42:45Hey.
00:42:46Hey?
00:42:47Why?
00:42:48Hello?
00:42:49Hi.
00:42:50Hi.
00:42:51Hi.
00:42:52Hi.
00:42:53Hi.
00:42:54Hi.
00:42:55Hi.
00:42:56Hi.
00:42:57Hi.
00:42:59Hi.
00:43:00Hi.
00:43:14Hey, virgin. Did you hear the news? Chasen and I are fucking. And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloane. I'm done. Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight. Bitch fight.
00:44:25Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow. Ow, my foot. Oh, my God. I think she broke my foot.
00:44:31Girls, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike. You're out. Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:44:55Go.
00:45:01And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14...we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:34And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50I...
00:46:51And it's all so good.
00:46:52SAMU.
00:46:53You're the stuff you gotta be.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:56I don't know.
00:46:57You think you're going outside for years?
00:46:59Yeah.
00:46:59I don't know.
00:47:00hanging ¿ couldn't you need to be an iPad?
00:47:31Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:59How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:18But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:46Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:05That way I didn't even feel good.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:09I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:53:03I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:33Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:52And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come look out there, Rose.
00:58:00Come look out.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:22I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:18I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:25She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey!
00:59:36Wanna dance?
00:59:46Hey, want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:43Yes, girl!
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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