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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:58Oh, God.
00:01:59Where's the most capable of you?
00:01:59Oh?
00:02:01Oh?
00:02:01Oh?
00:02:02Oh?
00:02:03Oh?
00:02:04Oh?
00:02:06Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose.
00:02:14Who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth 10 million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:30There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:42She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:53You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:24And the queen bees.
00:03:25I would steer clear of them.
00:03:26Especially Sloane.
00:03:27She stings.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29I wouldn't dare.
00:03:30I wouldn't dare.
00:03:31I wouldn't dare.
00:03:32I wouldn't dare.
00:03:33Sloane has dug her claws into him.
00:03:35Beep.
00:03:36I wasn't.
00:03:37Oh.
00:03:38That's Jason Gregg.
00:03:39The most popular guy in school.
00:03:40They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:03:41It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:03:42Hmm.
00:03:43Hmm.
00:03:44I wouldn't dare.
00:03:45I wouldn't dare.
00:03:46I wouldn't dare.
00:03:47Sloane has dug her claws into him.
00:03:48Beep.
00:03:49I wasn't.
00:03:50Oh.
00:03:51That's Jason Gregg.
00:03:52The most popular guy in school.
00:03:53They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:03:54It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:03:56Hmm.
00:03:57Hmm.
00:03:58Hmm.
00:03:59Hmm.
00:04:00Hmm.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03Hmm.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:06The winner gets it.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Oh.
00:04:13Oh.
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00:04:15Oh.
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00:04:27Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:29Oh.
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:31Oh.
00:04:32Oh, what a Cathlon the winner gets scholarships.
00:04:34Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:41Oh.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:45He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's as "'oh radiant.
00:04:50Yes!
00:04:51Oh!"
00:04:52Hey, Gaby.
00:04:53Y'all.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah, you in?
00:05:01Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome!
00:05:05Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:07Oh, my God.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called me!
00:05:10Shh!
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch, and stay away from the underside of the desk if
00:05:20you want to avoid old gum, and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out!
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine.
00:05:36It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:43Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come back.
00:06:22Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kinda lame.
00:06:34Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:50Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:03Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:14Yes. Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:38Over there?
00:07:39Oh, my God.
00:07:40Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I, I thought that, um...
00:08:10That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:23Where are you?
00:08:24Where are you?
00:08:27Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:36It's Clum.
00:08:37What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:54No, how is she not here?
00:08:55I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:00How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:24You
00:09:28I'm so sorry
00:09:38Excuse you much
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye? Miraculously better
00:09:54I
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing, absolutely nothing, but I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22Hmm
00:10:24Listen up secondhand Rose
00:10:26Chasin?
00:10:27Off-limits
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us
00:10:48That's it
00:10:50You are my new project
00:10:52Tomorrow, my house makeover
00:10:53Okay
00:10:56Okay
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer
00:11:07Ugh
00:11:08Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21You don't have money
00:11:22We'll win
00:11:23I promise
00:11:24We'll win
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:29Crazy
00:11:30Rose
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up
00:11:35For the academic decathlon
00:11:37Oh
00:11:39Okay, well first of all
00:11:40You can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51Be there
00:11:52It's okay, being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:08It's not important to me
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19Just go
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:23Fine
00:12:26Whatever
00:12:34Wow, you're fitting in fast
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:41Thank you
00:12:42She means that as a compliment
00:12:44Probably
00:12:46Yeah, definitely
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner
00:12:54Wow
00:12:56So modest
00:12:57Love set
00:12:59Hey, good form out there
00:13:01Thanks
00:13:03Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that
00:13:09Ah
00:13:11Oh my god, ow
00:13:12I think I pulled something
00:13:14You okay?
00:13:15No
00:13:16Oh god
00:13:18Jason
00:13:20I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:22You're not serious
00:13:24I am
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault
00:13:36Don't worry, I'll bring him back
00:13:37Later
00:13:39Later
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya
00:13:42She's being nice
00:13:44That's never a good sign
00:13:46Oh my god, ew
00:13:49Look at these losers
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:13:53Doesn't have to go to school
00:13:54Private tutors
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59Um, no
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02She told me so herself
00:14:04Wow
00:14:06You know, for fun
00:14:08Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this
00:14:26Now watch what happens
00:14:29Ew
00:14:36Hey Eric
00:14:38Just leave me alone Gabby
00:14:42Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby
00:15:02You okay?
00:15:05Do you care?
00:15:06Of course I do
00:15:08You lied to me
00:15:10What?
00:15:12You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:17You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:20Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:27Doesn't matter
00:15:28Coach is looking for you
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming
00:15:32Gabby
00:15:33I'm so sorry
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric
00:15:38They're calling me
00:15:40Take a thought
00:15:42Okay, I
00:15:44Didn't start that
00:15:46But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that
00:15:52Let me make it up to you
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance
00:15:59It's
00:16:00This Saturday
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03Skip it
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:08No tricks
00:16:09Just the truth
00:16:13If you're lying
00:16:14I swear to God
00:16:15I swear to God
00:16:18I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34Relax, it's just where I live, it's not who I am
00:16:37You say that but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do but
00:16:47Yeah, Norman likes me better so I
00:16:49Bye
00:16:50Ha ha ha!
00:16:52J tanks
00:16:54diese
00:16:55í
00:17:19I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:18She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Turn this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:28Awesome.
00:20:38But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything, and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:24This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:53I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me!
00:25:55Oh my god!
00:25:57Oh my god!
00:25:59Oh my god!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:04What are you doing?
00:26:21Rose Smith!
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes!
00:26:27Strike two!
00:26:29Now, go get dressed!
00:26:34Checkmate!
00:26:39Here.
00:26:41Take this.
00:26:43It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:49I owe you one.
00:26:51Not again.
00:26:52Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:56I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:13Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:09Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:36Hey.
00:28:37Hey.
00:28:38You say, man?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan.
00:29:09Seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:16Everyone!
00:29:17I have an announcement to make.
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then.
00:29:44I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:53You want Chase.
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:03I got a plan.
00:30:04I'll be right back.
00:30:06I know.
00:30:07I've got a plan in my life.
00:30:09You're a plan.
00:30:10I'll be right back.
00:30:11I'll go.
00:30:12I'll be right back.
00:30:13I'll be right back.
00:30:14I'll be right back.
00:30:15I'll be right back.
00:30:16Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh, come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay, ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:22What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:51Rose.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:06Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:32Shit.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I- I- I forgot.
00:33:43I- The door wasn't.
00:33:44I- I-
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50You're so beautiful.
00:34:20What the- What the-
00:34:50Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14Stop.
00:36:14Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:10I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad
00:37:34for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:09This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you
00:38:16that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:48How?
00:38:48Shea person.
00:38:49I was just walking by outside.
00:38:54And I mean, she said,
00:38:55Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:12I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:21But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:56Go.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:20Well, you will.
00:42:21And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:22And you're going to ace this.
00:42:23And...
00:42:24Oh, no.
00:42:25What now?
00:42:26Sloan posted this.
00:42:27Jason and Sloan?
00:42:28They were together last night.
00:42:29And they're going to prom together.
00:42:30What?
00:42:31What?
00:42:32What?
00:42:33What?
00:42:34What?
00:42:35What?
00:42:36What?
00:42:37What?
00:42:38What?
00:42:39What?
00:42:40What?
00:42:41What?
00:42:42What?
00:42:43What?
00:42:44What?
00:42:45What?
00:42:46What?
00:42:47What?
00:42:48What?
00:42:49What?
00:42:50What?
00:42:51What?
00:42:52What?
00:42:53What?
00:42:54What?
00:42:55What?
00:42:56What?
00:42:57What?
00:42:58What?
00:42:59What?
00:43:00What?
00:43:01What?
00:43:02What?
00:43:03What?
00:43:04What?
00:43:05What?
00:43:06What?
00:43:07What?
00:43:08What?
00:43:09What?
00:43:10Hey, virgin. Did you hear the news? Chasen and I are fucking. And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloane. I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight. Bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:25Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow. Ow, my butt. Oh, my God. I think she broke my butt.
00:44:31Girls, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike. You're out. Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man, go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:09Well, the Academy Decathlon.
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so, so sorry.
00:45:28You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What? You heard me? You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey. You were never going to college. You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:50And let's do it.
00:46:52Bye.
00:46:56Uh-uh.
00:47:01Bye.
00:47:07Bye.
00:47:09Bye.
00:47:13Bye.
00:47:14Bye.
00:47:15Bye.
00:47:17Bye.
00:47:17Bye.
00:47:17Bye.
00:47:18Bye.
00:47:19Bye.
00:47:19Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:49How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:04Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:12Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:48Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:10And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Huh?
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:20You're so, um thing.
00:49:23You're so beautiful.
00:49:25Oh.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:31You're so beautiful, Fred.
00:49:34I'm sorry.
00:49:39Ooh.
00:49:40You're so beautiful, Sarah.
00:49:42You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:20You aren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:17You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:09I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:28I love you, Rose.
00:52:28I love you, Rose.
00:52:29I love you, Rose.
00:52:29I love you, Rose.
00:52:30I love you, Rose.
00:52:30I love you, Rose.
00:52:31I love you, Rose.
00:52:31I love you, Rose.
00:52:32I love you, Rose.
00:52:32I love you, Rose.
00:52:33I love you, Rose.
00:52:33I love you, Rose.
00:52:34I love you, Rose.
00:52:35I love you, Rose.
00:52:36I love you, Rose.
00:52:37I love you, Rose.
00:52:37I love you, Rose.
00:52:38I love you, Rose.
00:52:39I love you, Rose.
00:52:40I love you, Rose.
00:52:41I love you, Rose.
00:52:42I love you, Rose.
00:52:43I love you, Rose.
00:52:44I love you, Rose.
00:52:45I love you, Rose.
00:52:46I love you, Rose.
00:52:47I worked up an afterdrive.
00:53:17So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:26Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh oh, what?
00:53:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:12And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:20Hey Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:36Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:45You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey Gabby.
00:55:22Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what?
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh my God.
00:56:06Is she doing here?
00:56:07That's really Osprey Rose.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:13Jason, Jason, Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:19She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24No.
00:56:27Give it.
00:56:28Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:54And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:58And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:00You bitch.
00:57:01Security.
00:57:02Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:03No.
00:57:04Please.
00:57:05No, get off me.
00:57:06Do not touch me.
00:57:07Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:08Jason.
00:57:09Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:15First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:19Jason.
00:57:20Jason.
00:57:21Jason.
00:57:22Jason.
00:57:23Jason.
00:57:24Jason.
00:57:25Jason.
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Oh, come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:20Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi, I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:47Wanna dance?
01:00:01Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34All right.
01:00:35Gabby, all that hard work is paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Come.
01:00:39Gabby, all that hard work is paid off.
01:00:40Yes, girl.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:00:56And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:13Gabby, all the hard work is paid off.
01:01:24Today, I'll be right back to you.
01:01:26I'll see you next time.
01:01:27Bye.
01:01:28Bye.
01:01:29Bye.
01:01:30Bye.
01:01:31Bye.
01:01:32Bye.
01:01:34Bye.
01:01:35Bye.
01:01:36Bye.
01:01:37Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
01:01:40Bye.
01:01:41Bye.
01:01:41Bye.
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01:01:42Bye.
01:01:42Bye.
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01:01:43Bye.
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