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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Ow..
00:01:49Offend.
00:01:51Offend.
00:01:55Offend.
00:01:57Offend.
00:01:59Offend.
00:02:02wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie
00:02:16that's worth 10 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:32there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide i'm supposed
00:02:59to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is
00:04:34the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure
00:05:02sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he just called his name
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my gosh i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15oh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kind of lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:45Audrey rose wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37go go
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22i promise we'll win
00:11:25plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you
00:12:39than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:56gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:09why
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14wait what
00:15:15you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:19like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:25doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:29gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just wanted
00:15:34and the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:38they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:40okay i
00:15:43didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it
00:15:47and i hate myself for that
00:15:49let me make it up to you
00:15:53how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:04i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34relax it's just where i live
00:16:37it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do
00:16:47but yeah norman likes me better so bye
00:16:50why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and
00:17:18i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and
00:17:22i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you every day
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:29plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do
00:17:37i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49i could teach you
00:17:50girls day
00:17:51and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55she did that on purpose
00:18:25she looked me dead in the eye
00:18:27and bam
00:18:27i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby
00:18:30i missed like five in a row
00:18:33she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:35it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:37it's a basic social skill
00:18:40she smiles when she hit me
00:18:42i smile a lot
00:18:44it's polite
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv
00:18:49miss smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl
00:18:59in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely
00:19:04believe that
00:19:05i'm
00:19:05tragically unathletic
00:19:07liar
00:19:08you're wearing like
00:19:09three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here rose smith
00:19:18consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes
00:19:22and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say
00:19:40on this on the ground
00:19:42oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please
00:19:48i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't
00:19:52yeah no
00:19:52your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just
00:19:56like best friends
00:19:57um
00:19:59okay
00:20:01i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay
00:20:05i think you swear
00:20:07so
00:20:08want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans
00:20:13to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't
00:20:18say those things about you
00:20:19that was just
00:20:20sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right
00:20:23that figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38eric knows
00:20:40you didn't say anything
00:20:41that it was all
00:20:42sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:44i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric
00:20:51are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck
00:20:59is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually
00:21:11you
00:21:11are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay
00:21:13since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea
00:21:19what i was thinking
00:21:20hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please
00:21:22you loved it
00:21:23you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:27because i thought
00:21:28there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer
00:21:30knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey
00:21:32your halo
00:21:33it's slipping
00:21:34and yours
00:21:35was always
00:21:36fake
00:21:37oh honey
00:21:44your halo
00:21:45it's slipping
00:21:46and yours
00:21:47was always
00:21:48fake
00:21:49you have a complete
00:21:51lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone
00:21:53around you
00:21:54and
00:21:55by the way
00:21:56your taste
00:21:57is abhorrent
00:21:58okay
00:21:59i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean
00:22:01awesome
00:22:01it means
00:22:03it sucks
00:22:04says the
00:22:05uh
00:22:05homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like
00:22:07a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser
00:22:09with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay what
00:22:12you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:44you bitch
00:22:44hey
00:22:45hey
00:22:46hey
00:22:48hey
00:22:49hey
00:22:51hey
00:22:53hey
00:22:54hey
00:22:57Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:53I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Like that.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35I don't know.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:00What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:38Hmm.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:59Eric.
00:27:00Huh.
00:27:01I don't even know what that means.
00:27:02He likes you.
00:27:03He doesn't even know me.
00:27:04Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:06Maybe.
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:08Oh my God.
00:27:09There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:10Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:12This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:13Ew.
00:27:14Ew.
00:27:15Ew.
00:27:16Ew.
00:27:17Ew.
00:27:18Ew.
00:27:19Ew.
00:27:20Ew.
00:27:21Ew.
00:27:22Ew.
00:27:23Ew.
00:27:24Settle down.
00:27:25Settle down.
00:27:26Settle down.
00:27:27Settle down, everybody.
00:27:28People.
00:27:29This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:30Remember.
00:27:31you're representing the school.
00:27:32You're representing the school.
00:27:33Ew.
00:27:34Ew.
00:27:35Ew.
00:27:36Ew.
00:27:37Ew.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:41Ew.
00:27:42Ew.
00:27:43Ew.
00:27:44Ew.
00:27:45Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:47Ew.
00:27:48Ew.
00:27:49Ew.
00:27:50Ew.
00:27:51Ew.
00:27:52Ew.
00:27:53Ew.
00:27:54Ew.
00:27:55Ew.
00:27:56Ew.
00:27:57Ew.
00:27:58Ew.
00:27:59Ew.
00:28:00Ew.
00:28:01Ew.
00:28:02Ew.
00:28:03Ew.
00:28:04Ew.
00:28:05Ew.
00:28:06Ew.
00:28:07Ew.
00:28:08Ew.
00:28:09Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:36You're the same, honey.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:20Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:21What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:06Ah.
00:33:06Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:32Oh, my God.
00:33:32Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:37I forgot.
00:33:38I...
00:33:39I...
00:33:40I...
00:33:41I...
00:33:42I...
00:33:43I...
00:33:44I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46I...
00:33:47I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:49Uh...
00:33:50Uh...
00:33:51Uh...
00:33:52Uh...
00:33:53Uh...
00:33:54Uh...
00:33:56Uh...
00:34:06Uh...
00:34:09What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:52Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:22I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:52Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:59Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:06What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But, but um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:42:00Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, Virgin.
00:43:03Did you hear the news?
00:43:04Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:06And we're going to prom together.
00:43:08Hmm.
00:43:09That's a lie.
00:43:10Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:13Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:14Enough.
00:43:15Sloan.
00:43:16I'm done.
00:43:17Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:19You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:20Everyone knows it.
00:43:21And no one seems to care.
00:43:22And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:24Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:25Because I don't believe it.
00:43:26And I'm just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:27I'm just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:28Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:29And I'm just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:43Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55And?
00:45:08Expelt.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon, we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid idiotic, stupid bitch.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's.
00:45:37And because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:59I don't get to go to college.
00:47:29Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloan happened.
00:48:22And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:46Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:16You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Keep going.
00:50:59Keep going.
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:31I don't want it to end.
00:51:32I don't want it to end.
00:51:35I don't want it to end.
00:51:36It doesn't have to.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:38I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:59I love you, too.
00:53:13I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:30Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:45Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:58Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:02What?
00:54:03Fuck.
00:54:04Yeah.
00:54:06And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:09So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:11Hey, Jason.
00:54:12Hey.
00:54:13How's Rose?
00:54:14Bummed.
00:54:15I feel awful.
00:54:16I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:17Yeah.
00:54:19Well, you're all feeling good at night.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:22Thanks for having me at night.
00:54:24So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:26Hey, Jason.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30How's Rose?
00:54:31Hey Jason. Hey. How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed. I feel awful. I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well, maybe.
00:54:52Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:01I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes indeed, I am aware. But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey Gabby.
00:55:22Rose, get over here right away. Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what? What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast. Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49She's so beautiful.
00:55:51I'm just punishing.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08We are the Rose Peoples.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Chase it.
00:56:14Chase it.
00:56:15Chase it.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:21She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:38What the?
00:56:39No, everyone, turn it off. Turn off the videos.
00:56:41You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:45And Sloane drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:47And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:48You bitch.
00:56:50Security.
00:56:51Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:56:52No, please.
00:56:53Please.
00:56:54No, get out of here.
00:56:55No, get out of here.
00:56:56I'm gonna get out of here.
00:56:57What the?
00:56:58What the?
00:56:59No, everyone, turn it off.
00:57:00Turn off the videos.
00:57:01You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:13No.
00:57:14No.
00:57:15Please.
00:57:16No, get off me.
00:57:17Do not touch me.
00:57:18Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:19Jason.
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Grey.
00:57:44And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Ohhhhhhh.
00:57:58Ohhhhhhh.
00:57:59Ohhhh.
00:58:00Ohhhhhhhh.
00:58:02Ot, get out there, Loren.
00:58:03Sorry.
00:58:04Mom.
00:58:05Huh.
00:58:06Kyahun!
00:58:07Huh, kyahun!
00:58:08Huh.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:22Hi. I know how difficult your teenage years can be. No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs. Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes. I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are, because every single one of you is special. And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what? I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen. She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal. Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:45Hey. Want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:07Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:38Yes, girl.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:00:58And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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