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Full Episode of Keily
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00:00I remember the first time I met face to face
00:16Kiss on my neck, how could I forget
00:20Something that hasn't happened yet
00:24I'm wasting my time, losing my mind
00:28Over all these wasted times
00:33I want you here with me
00:38You look nice.
00:45No, I don't.
00:46Babe, look at me.
00:49You're beautiful, smart, one of a kind.
00:53Alright?
00:54Now eat.
00:55First day at a new school, you need your energy.
00:57So do I.
01:03I know you're nervous, but your cousin will be there.
01:12And me.
01:13You know.
01:15If you need me.
01:18Oh shit!
01:21Eat up, we're late.
01:22Hey.
01:38Hey.
01:40That's James Deerfield.
01:42I read about him in the paper.
01:44He's the quarterback.
01:45God, these people love their football.
02:00Hayley.
02:01Hayley.
02:03You into jocks now?
02:05Mom.
02:07What part of late you don't understand?
02:09Come on.
02:22Look alive.
02:24Tits up.
02:25First impressions matter.
02:26You got this.
02:38Thanks.
02:40You do too.
02:47Let's settle down and then we're gonna get started here on the...
02:50Hi, you must be Kelly.
02:53It's Kayley.
02:55Kayley.
02:56Excuse me.
02:57Class, this is Kayley.
02:59Let's make her feel welcome.
03:00Hmm?
03:00Settle down.
03:16Let's talk about commas.
03:18I started grading your summer assignments and none of you seem to know how to use them.
03:22I've spotted quite a few run-on sentences in all of your signs.
03:29Run-on sentences...
03:31Hey, Kelly.
03:31It's Kayley.
03:33Really know the proper...
03:34Yeah, that's what I said.
03:41How does it feel to be our latest charity case, Kelly?
03:43Okay.
03:49You guys know this.
03:53My advice?
03:56Get a decent pair of shoes and maybe a shirt that fits, too.
04:00Oh, and, uh...
04:03Maybe skip the dessert every once in a while.
04:08Do you ever shut up?
04:09Do you ever work out?
04:13I get it, okay?
04:15I know you're kind.
04:16You're the handsome quarterback, king of the castle.
04:19You win.
04:20Congratulations.
04:20Now leave me the fuck alone.
04:22Okay, then we'll do a full lesson...
04:26So you think I might answer them?
04:27...on the show for tomorrow.
04:29Enough from you two in the back.
04:33The first assignment of the year is a group project.
04:36You'll have to write a short story in pairs about a life-changing event.
04:40Dig deep.
04:41Dig deep.
04:42Get personal.
04:43Kaylee and James?
04:46You seem to be hitting it off.
04:47You're paired up.
04:56Kaylee.
04:57The word?
04:58I finished grading your summer assignment last night.
05:01You have something special.
05:05I think you showed great promise for our future as a writer.
05:09I was a scholarship kid at Gallup Prep, too, you know?
05:13How did you...
05:14I read your transfer file.
05:16It's tough being an outsider.
05:19No shit.
05:21Listen.
05:22I have a favor to ask you.
05:25The school's priorities aren't always in order.
05:29The football players, they really take precedence over the other students.
05:33This is exactly how spoiled rich kids become spoiled rich men.
05:38I get that.
05:39Trust me, I do.
05:41But James' mother is an important member of the Gallup Prep community.
05:46I was hoping you could help me help him.
05:51Just cut him a little slack on the group assignment.
05:53I would really appreciate it.
05:56Now, from one outsider to the other.
06:03I'm so happy you're here.
06:34Everyone, this is my cousin Kaylee.
06:36That's Sadvi, Lucas, and James.
06:39The squad.
06:40We've heard so much about you.
06:41It's nice to finally meet you.
06:46Say hello, James.
06:52Oh, we've met.
06:54Kylee made quite the impression in first period.
06:58It's Kaylee.
07:00Hey, don't mind him.
07:02This is kind of his move.
07:03When he likes someone, he treats them like shit.
07:06I apologize on behalf of the entire male sex.
07:12There's my girl.
07:15Aunt Tessiree, how's the job so far?
07:18It's great.
07:19How's it going, hon?
07:22You making friends?
07:25James, we are so excited to have Kaylee here with us.
07:31Well, that's really nice to hear.
07:33Mom!
07:37I'll leave you all to it then.
07:39See you later, hon.
07:40I'll leave you all to it then.
07:42I'll leave you all to it then.
07:42I'll leave you all to it then.
07:43Wow!
07:44Wow!
07:45Scholarship kid.
07:47With a janitor mom.
07:50At least my parents don't have to buy my way in, you prick.
07:54Ouch!
08:00Asshole!
08:00Who, me?
08:17Hey!
08:20Just ignore him.
08:22He's a dick.
08:23Yes.
08:24Hey, would you want to come watch practice tonight?
08:30The girls are going to be there.
08:31You're on the team, too.
08:33Yeah, I'm QB, too.
08:34Back up to James.
08:36For now.
08:40So what do you say?
08:44Cool.
08:46I already got a feeling you're going to be my good luck charm.
08:49So, a new girl, huh?
09:01Let's be honest, I'm kind of surprised.
09:02I didn't think she was your type.
09:04You know, functioning brain cells and all.
09:07I don't know what you're talking about.
09:09Hey, no shame in the game, bro.
09:11I'm laying the groundwork myself.
09:13I invite her to watch practice.
09:15Why, so she can watch you ride the bench?
09:17A thousand bucks says I bagger before you do.
09:19Bagger?
09:21What, are you from the 90s or something?
09:23What are you?
09:24Chicken?
09:25Fat chance, second string.
09:28So it's a bet.
09:29First to fuck wins.
09:32You're an asshole.
09:34You're about to lose a thousand bucks.
09:38Come on, bro.
09:39Let's get out there.
09:42Don't want to leave my number one fan waiting for me.
09:47Sorry about James earlier.
09:58It's okay.
09:59No, it's not.
10:02But we kind of give James a pass for being a dick ever since his dad died.
10:06That's terrible.
10:08I didn't know.
10:09Yeah, between that and his mom working all the time, he is pretty much on his own.
10:15Hurt people hurt people.
10:16You know?
10:18Yeah.
10:22Speak of the devil.
10:24Sounds like football practice is about to start.
10:26Come on, fellas.
10:27It's all on speed, boys.
10:28Sweaty boys.
10:29Come on.
10:30Come on.
10:30Let's go.
10:34Yeah.
10:36Let's see how you do, Nej!
10:37All right.
10:38Go!
10:47Oh!
10:52Oh!
10:54Jesus, Kaylee.
11:08Maybe put your tongue back in your mouth.
11:10I didn't know what.
11:13They're hot.
11:13They're hot.
11:24Sometimes it helps to write thoughts down freeform.
11:32Do you have any ideas?
11:34Just give me a second.
11:36Okay?
11:39I need a minute, at least.
11:43I won a writing competition at my last school.
11:46I didn't ask for your resume.
11:48I was just saying I know how to do this.
11:55Maybe we can work on it, um, after school sometime.
12:04Thirsty, Kaylee.
12:07Wow.
12:10Wait, you don't think this is going to happen, do you?
12:13Do you feel like me and you?
12:16Look, I'm not happy about this partnership either,
12:20but until you rub the only two brain cells that you have together...
12:23Watch your mouth.
12:24Okay?
12:27Just because I don't sit here
12:29and kiss every teacher's ass all day
12:32doesn't make me stupid.
12:34All right?
12:36Look at me.
12:44Your breath smells good.
12:46What'd you just say?
12:47What did I just say?
12:48How long did I do?
12:50I already know.
12:52I'm sitting in a room here...
12:54I was waiting for you now.
12:55It just ‑‑
12:56I told them then,
12:57what's up, and it matters.
12:58I teach you how to do my life together at the beginning.
13:00I even use this, you know,.
13:01Oh, make me a mom.
13:02Good morning when you try because I'm beautiful...
13:03Why don't you have any ice cream?
13:27What, are you on a diet?
13:30I know you want some.
13:31Come on, leave her alone, dude.
13:33We shouldn't even be eating this.
13:35Season starts Friday.
13:50Whoops.
13:52Sorry, Kelly.
13:55I know thrift store buys are non-refundable.
13:58Non-refundable is a big word for somebody who can barely write a single sentence in class.
14:04Damn, get his ass, Kaylee.
14:06What, you think I'm not pulling my weight?
14:07Mm-mm.
14:10I'm just trying to make sure you earn that scholarship.
14:12You realize if you flunk out, you won't be a quarterback, right?
14:17Just another pretty boy who peaked in high school.
14:20Aw.
14:21Aw.
14:30Aw.
14:33Okay, truce.
14:36That's quite enough whatever this is for one day.
14:40Let's talk about something else.
14:42Not football.
14:44Well, I was going to ask Kaylee if she's coming on Friday.
14:48What's Friday?
14:49Mm.
14:49James' house pod after the first game of the season.
14:52It's tradition.
14:53If we win.
14:54Or if we lose.
14:56We're going to need a drink either way.
14:57Her mom will be out of town, right?
15:00Always.
15:01Hey, absentee parents for the win.
15:07Thanks, guys.
15:08Thanks.
15:08Who's the lipstick for, huh?
15:23Oh, um, nobody.
15:26Bailey!
15:26I've been looking for you everywhere.
15:28Making quick work of these boys, aren't you?
15:31I mean, first you're tutoring James Deerfield, and now you've got this one eating out of your palm.
15:34I'm going to die right here, right now.
15:36Buck her up.
15:37Here he comes.
15:37I've got a surprise for you.
15:48I felt bad you didn't have one earlier, and I wanted you to have one.
15:52Maybe it's stupid.
15:54Maybe I'm stupid.
15:55No, no, it's nice.
15:59Okay, I, like, love what's happening here.
16:04Very hot.
16:05God.
16:07It's lemon-flavored.
16:10Hope you like it.
16:11Mmm, yeah.
16:12It's my favorite.
16:27Hey, come on, dude.
16:28Two interceptions?
16:29Thank God for defense.
16:32You're not going to mention my four touchdowns?
16:34Hey, this game's not the only thing you're going to fumble the net.
16:37Yeah, I'm going to fumble the net.
16:39Kaylee.
16:41I bet you an extra 500 bucks I get her naked in the first hour.
16:44Jesus, James, she's not a piece of meat.
16:48Come on, boys.
16:50Let's hit the showers so we can get trashed at James' house.
16:55Hey, James.
16:57May the best man win.
16:58I'll see you next time.
16:59Hmm.
16:59Hmm.
17:29Can we tell her?
17:41Not yet.
17:46I don't know.
17:53Oh my god, yes!
17:56It's giving hot nigger.
18:00Ding, ding, ding.
18:01We have a winner.
18:02Really?
18:03What's wrong?
18:05I don't know if this is...
18:07Oh, come on.
18:09Drink some of this and you'll feel as good as you look.
18:11Ready? Catch it.
18:13What the fuck?
18:26I'm sorry, I've never drank before.
18:30What?
18:31No way.
18:33I was never really invited to parties at my last school.
18:36Never?
18:37Don't make her feel bad.
18:39What?
18:40Okay.
18:41I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
18:45I'll be the designated driver tonight.
18:48Oh, you don't have to.
18:49Oh, you don't have to.
18:50I want you to have fun.
18:52And who knows?
18:53Maybe you'll get lucky with Lucas.
18:56Or...
18:57James.
18:58Lucas.
18:59James is an asshole.
19:02Right?
19:03Uh, right.
19:06Thumbs up.
19:07Well, teachers, she'll get there.
19:11She'll get there.
19:12She'll get there.
19:13Yeah.
19:14How can anyone be such a miserable dickhead living in a house like this?
19:29Dead dad.
19:30Workaholic mom.
19:31Loneliness.
19:32Existential dread.
19:33You know, it's possible.
19:35You ready?
19:37Same thing for Bhardana when you're перемiss.
19:53Hey, there she is.
19:56Come get you a drink or something, what do you want?
19:58Urrr.
19:59Vodka soda.
20:00Fluffy.
20:01Coming right up.
20:07impressive huh you ever been in the houses nice it's a little soulless if you ask me
20:22smartass dumbass loser i think they all know who the real loser is after those interceptions
20:37someone was paying attention to me it was like a train ride i just couldn't look away
20:50hey are you okay i'm gonna get you something else it's okay that's sweet though i am pleased
21:07hey how about a tour
21:08she doesn't want to see your vintage wine cellar why not dazzle me why don't you
21:16you were saying
21:2510 bucks says they fuck oh you're on
21:30oh
21:37oh
21:41memory foam huh
21:55memory foam huh i bet it has a lot to remember
22:13you're drunk
22:20i kind of like seeing you like this actually
22:28stupid
22:32uninhibited
22:35saying whatever you want
22:38you only have to tease it out of you
22:50why did you bring me up here james
22:57i
22:58what are you doing
23:06you hate me
23:08no no no no no no hey stay
23:10please
23:14i
23:20i
23:21i
23:21i can't do this
23:24why
23:25is it because of lucas
23:27no because you're an asshole
23:29i haven't been that bad come on
23:31yes yes you have
23:33and whoever this is this
23:35isn't you
23:36wait wait wait
23:39you're rejecting me
23:42see
23:44you do think you're better than me
23:48i don't even know why i came up here with you
23:52lucas is waiting for me downstairs i gotta go
23:54lucas spent me a thousand bucks he could fuck you before me
23:57i just thought you should know
24:03fuck you
24:07fuck you
24:21have you seen addison i really need to find her
24:29slow down come on come dance with me
24:31you're a good dancer okay
24:38party's over
24:59everybody get the fuck out
25:03get the fuck out of my house you piece of shit
25:13uh don't talk to him like that
25:14hey you know what babe
25:15it's alright
25:16why don't you go find addison and saadvi
25:18looks like you're out a thousand bucks
25:27addison
25:33addison
25:34i don't wanna let you know
25:55i don't wanna let you go
26:00i don't wanna let you know
26:05that i don't wanna let you go
26:09i promise i got it under control
26:13i promise i got it under control
26:17what's up
26:18we gotta go
26:19james is kicking everyone out
26:21what happened
26:24oh thank god
26:38couldn't sleep until you got back
26:42you okay
26:45what happened
26:46alcohol is dumb
26:49boys are dumber
26:51oh don't i know it
26:53how do you know if someone's telling the truth
26:57you don't
26:59just follow your gut honey
27:05okay
27:07it's probably right
27:09and if it's wrong
27:10you'll be okay too
27:13hey
27:15you and me
27:16we're always gonna be okay
27:18yeah
27:18yeah
27:20you know how proud i am of you right
27:28right back at you
27:31love you
27:33love you too
27:35and whichever boy is lying to you
27:39i'll kick his ass
27:42i love what you're doing here
27:47i thought it was cute
27:48that's cute
27:49you're beautiful
28:05you know i don't talk about it
28:28don't even think about it
28:31what's wrong
28:58nothing i just
29:00are we like
29:03a thing
29:04you want to be a thing
29:07um
29:08i feel like i'm a first grader
29:13kaylee
29:14i like you
29:17a lot
29:18and
29:18i find you incredibly
29:20sexy
29:22and
29:22i want to be with you
29:24in every way
29:25really
29:27hey
29:40do you want to come to the game tomorrow night
29:43as my girlfriend
29:45your girlfriend
29:46um
29:48what do you say
29:49i'll be there
29:52the maid let me in
30:22nice of you to show up
30:34is that all you've done so far
30:38maybe if my partner wasn't so distracted by lucas
30:40the entire time we could have made some progress
30:42i am not distracted by lucas
30:44don't you need to keep your grades up
30:46after all your mother has done for you
30:49what a disappointment
30:53you are such a jerk
30:58i can't believe i even agreed to help you
31:01what the hell does that mean
31:05help me
31:08did mrs wilkin tell you to cut me some slack
31:11you know everyone in my life
31:15always fucking tiptoes around me
31:17i thought you were going to be the one
31:18that was going to give it to me straight
31:20i guess not
31:26let's go
31:32hell yeah boys
31:34hell of a throw out there man
31:38did it look good from the sidelines
31:40yeah my girlfriend looked real happy for you
31:42what'd you say
31:44you heard me
31:46oh we're official now
31:48hey i'll let you know when i'm ready to collect
31:51it didn't take too long
31:53she was practically begging for it
31:54at your house
31:55fucking prick
32:16i hope his arm's broken
32:17serves him right though
32:18punching me out over kaylee
32:20i knew he liked her
32:22but i didn't think he liked her enough
32:23to throw away his fucking senior season
32:25and i'll skin off my back
32:27i'm gonna be a thousand bucks
32:29and a qb1 spot richer
32:30lucas actually said that
32:49what a fucking snake
32:52at least you know james has liked you all along
32:57there's no way
32:59you're smiling
33:04she is isn't she
33:06but no i'm not
33:08kaylee
33:10who do you think you're kidding
33:12you two have been having truly truly insufferable hot and heavy foreplay since the second you met
33:19just admit it already
33:21okay fine
33:23i mean at first i hated him
33:33i mean he's such a dick
33:34but then
33:36i don't know
33:38i kind of like how he challenges me
33:41like
33:42like he doesn't let me hide
33:46plus that man is built like a goth
33:49like a god
33:50i mean come on
33:52the arms
33:54and the chin
33:56and the lips
33:57and oh my god
33:59i fantasized about him
34:03every single night
34:03since i met him
34:04there's just something about him
34:07i can't shake
34:08kaylee
34:09if he's driving you
34:10this crazy
34:12you have to go for it
34:13i mean
34:14he may be a dick
34:16but maybe he's
34:17your dick
34:18oh my god
34:19we have to um
34:33confess something too
34:35i already know
34:40what
34:41party
34:43i saw you guys
34:45and i fucking love it
34:50thank you
34:54truly we are
34:55we're really happy
34:58and my parents love her
35:00i mean
35:01who wouldn't love her
35:02yeah but
35:04my parents are
35:06traditional
35:08it's hard
35:09but we're telling them soon
35:10because
35:11we're too happy to contain it
35:12any longer
35:13okay okay
35:21but the point is
35:22everyone deserves love
35:24you
35:25just have to be brave enough
35:28to reach out
35:28and take it
35:29and take it
35:38you
35:39and take it
35:40and take it
35:40and take it
35:41you
35:41and take it
35:43You should see the other guy.
36:06I have. You look worse.
36:13So when can you get back on the field? When's the next game?
36:18End of the line.
36:21I guess there's not enough time to recover during the season or something.
36:25Wait, if you're not playing, then that means that...
36:28Lucas is starting. At least for the next few games.
36:33I'm sorry.
36:36Aren't you happy?
36:39Not really.
36:43I know you were telling me the truth about him.
36:45And I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
36:59I'm... I'm sorry.
37:04You deserve... way better.
37:07So I was wondering if you wanted to work on our assignment.
37:20It's okay.
37:21It's okay.
37:24Uh...
37:25Yeah, how about tonight?
37:30Your place.
37:31No, I'll come to your place.
37:33All right.
37:34Since I know where you live.
37:36Right.
37:37I mean, I already have your address and everything.
37:42Weirdo.
37:43Who is so good?
37:45Who is this?
37:49What about you?
37:51I don't know.
37:52My question has been a mess.
38:01How are you doing?
38:01I'm so glad to meet you.
38:05I'm so glad to be here.
38:05I'm so glad to meet you.
38:06I try to but to make you.
38:08Feels as good.
38:09Sat Nice Pizza.
38:10Is Krishnaitat fingered off?
38:12Hey, babe.
38:21I couldn't find you after the game.
38:24A thousand dollars.
38:29Really, Lucas?
38:32Good luck with the rest of your season.
38:34Now fuck off, second strength.
38:36Hey, I'm quarterback now.
38:38Yeah, my date fall.
38:42Hey, about time.
38:59You guys make a hot couple.
39:02And anyone that says otherwise is going to have to answer to me.
39:12Hey, babe.
39:16Actually really good.
39:18That's great.
39:21Oh, it's getting late.
39:23Finish up.
39:24Your friend will be here soon.
39:25What?
39:27He asked me for her address.
39:28I guess you forgot to give it to him.
39:30Who?
39:32Look at that.
39:33He's punctual.
39:34Hi.
39:40Come in.
39:43Have a seat.
39:51Hey.
39:52What are you...
39:53Why are you...
39:55The group project.
39:58Talked about it today.
39:59Okay.
39:59You have a lovely home.
40:06Thank you, James.
40:08It is beautiful.
40:10Is your room presentable?
40:11Mom.
40:12She can be such a mess sometimes, I swear.
40:14I don't know who she gets it from.
40:18Just...
40:19Leave the door open, you two.
40:23Mom!
40:26We'll keep it open.
40:27Of course.
40:46House rules, right?
40:48She trusts me.
40:50It's you she didn't trust.
40:55It's cute.
40:58It's dorky.
41:01Girl Scouts.
41:04You think just because you break into my place, that gives you permission to look through my shit?
41:09Hey, I did not break in.
41:11Okay?
41:12Your mother opened the door.
41:15Big difference.
41:18Go ahead.
41:19Tell me what a pigsty it is.
41:21That a janitor's daughter's room should at least be clean.
41:23It's nice.
41:31Really.
41:31It feels like a place people actually live.
41:34My house feels more like a museum.
41:45You know?
41:49Empty.
41:49Empty.
41:49How's your arm?
41:58It hurts.
42:00Honestly, this sling is killing me.
42:02What?
42:02Do you want ice or something?
42:03Water?
42:03No, no, no.
42:19Why have you been so mean to me?
42:21You've been mean to me too, you know?
42:29Not like you.
42:31You were such a dick.
42:33But then sometimes you'd be nice.
42:39And then I would start to believe that you actually did like me.
42:48Then you would say the most fucked up things to me.
42:52And then you go and ruin your senior season for me.
42:56I just, I don't understand you.
43:06I'd like to read you something.
43:09I took a stab at our short story.
43:17You're going to have to fix it, of course.
43:19But I'd like to read it to you.
43:23If that's okay.
43:23Okay.
43:26There once was a boy named Jimmy.
43:42Jimmy was never that smart when it came to schoolwork and all that.
43:46It made him insecure.
43:50But it turned out that he was good at football.
43:54And that being good at football meant that you could get away with being a grade A asshole.
44:03I'm probably going to have to change that.
44:09Jimmy was a real piece of work.
44:10He took his anger out on everyone around him, but he never got in trouble.
44:22Because of the family he came from, nobody stood up to him.
44:28Until one day he met a girl named Kelly.
44:31And she stood up to him.
44:41Kelly took Jimmy's breath away.
44:44He had met his match.
44:46And it scared him.
44:54To hide his feelings, Jimmy made fun of her.
44:59And all that he meant was the opposite.
45:01It was easier to lie than to tell the truth.
45:10And the truth for Jimmy is that...
45:14He thought Kelly was beautiful.
45:18And intelligent.
45:25And weird.
45:28And smart.
45:31And just...
45:32Just perfect.
45:38And he wanted her.
45:41And some days he almost believed that she wanted him too.
45:44Yeah.
45:44Yeah.
45:48So you made our entire group assignment about you.
46:05Yeah.
46:09I'm sorry, Kaylee.
46:15I'm really sorry.
46:18You should probably work on that project.
46:27No.
46:28It's perfect.
46:35James.
46:37James.
46:38Close the door.
46:40James.
46:42James.
46:43James.
46:44Close the door.
46:45James.
46:48James.
46:57Yes.
46:59Yes.
47:06I don't know.
47:06Backflicks
47:07A million bad habits
47:11Still we're good like we make this
47:14But gotta listen to my shit
47:18But when you're looking like that
47:21It makes my heart stop
47:24And I can't have it like that
47:27So please don't
47:31Oh
47:36Holy shit yes
47:46Told you to circle it weirdo
47:49Asshole
47:50I really do love you
47:52I really do love you too
48:06But I won't make it like this
48:09Just be in your heart
48:12Holy
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