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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Maybe?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:59Uh.
00:01:59Uh.
00:01:59Uh.
00:02:01Uh.
00:02:02Uh.
00:02:03Uh.
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the Wintersby family Audrey Rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl I'm Rose pleased to meet you Gabby I'm your welcome guide
00:02:58I'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should I be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds I'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees I would steer clear of them especially Sloan she stings
00:03:32oh I wouldn't dare
00:03:42I wouldn't dare Sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52I wasn't oh that's Jason Gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong
00:04:04match
00:04:14oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only thing that's going to happen to me
00:04:23Oh! You should join the academic decathlon! The winner gets scholarships, which is the
00:04:34only way I could go to college. Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:40Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:44He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:50Hey, Gabby. Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric. I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh yeah, you in? Yeah, sure. Sweet. Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome! Got a boat. Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh my god, oh my god, he just called me!
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the
00:05:19desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out!
00:05:31Oh my god.
00:05:32I'm so sorry.
00:05:34It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:37I know.
00:05:42Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason. Home room's starting.
00:06:12Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14Might catch something.
00:06:15Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:20Jason, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh my god.
00:06:27Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kinda lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:50Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:12Yes. Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second hand Rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my god.
00:07:28Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:29What is it?
00:07:30Something's in my eye.
00:07:31I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:34Yeah, where is it?
00:07:35It's in my locker.
00:07:36Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:42Go.
00:07:51Oh my god.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:57I, I thought that, um,
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:12Rose, where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:32Sklum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:57How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:10I'm so sorry.
00:09:11I'm so sorry.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:18I'm so sorry.
00:09:24I'm so sorry.
00:09:25I'm so sorry.
00:09:26Oh!
00:09:27I'm so sorry.
00:09:31Ow!
00:09:32Ouch!
00:09:33Excuse you much!
00:09:35Why are you wet?
00:09:37What? Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing, but...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27It's crazy.
00:11:28Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loopset.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:43She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:48Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Fine.
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:46But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:53How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:16:00This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:54Come on.
00:17:06Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:18And...
00:17:19I wanted to make friends.
00:17:22And...
00:17:23I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:25I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:36So what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42You want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:49No way.
00:17:50I could teach you.
00:17:52Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:03Oh!
00:18:21Ugh!
00:18:23She did that on purpose!
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and BAM!
00:18:27bam! I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row. She looked
00:18:33me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact, Sloan. It's a basic social skill. She smiles when
00:18:41she hit me! I smile a lot. It's polite. Enough. This isn't court TV. Miss Smith, do you really
00:18:52expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit
00:18:58another girl in the face with a tennis ball? You should definitely believe that. I'm tragically
00:19:07unathletic. Liar. You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12I'm fine. Listen here, Rose Smith. Consider this your strike one. Three strikes and you're
00:19:27out. Audrey Rose Wintersby. Audrey Rose Wintersby. What did you say? On this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this. Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please
00:19:51don't. Yeah, no. Your secret's safe with me. Just like best friends. Um, okay. I think you
00:20:02swear. Uh, okay. Pinky swear. So, want to sit together at lunch? I already made plans
00:20:13to sit with Gabby. Eric, she didn't say those things about you. That was just Sloan doing
00:20:21the gossip chain. Right. Figures. Pinky swear. Awesome. Awesome. But the point being, Eric
00:20:39knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain. Oh my god. I'm so relieved.
00:20:45I'm so relieved. So you and Eric are hanging out now? Just friends. Promise. What the fuck
00:20:59is your problem? What are you talking about? Why are you being such a bitch? Look who's
00:21:05talking. You tormented Gabby. You torment everyone. Actually, you are the massive bitch. Okay,
00:21:12since when do you care about geeks and losers? Since forever. I have no idea what I was thinking
00:21:20hanging out with you. Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it. I tolerated
00:21:26it. Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo? It's slipping. And yours was always fake. Oh, honey, your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake. You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you. And
00:21:54by the way, your taste is abhorrent. Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean
00:22:00awesome. It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says
00:22:07the low-class loser with the manners of a goat. Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:12because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you? I've always been better than
00:22:16you. I was just too polite to say it. This is war, Rose Smith. Bring it on.
00:22:38You bitch!
00:22:47Ah!
00:22:49Hey. Hey. Hey. I need to ask you something. It's kind of important. No, I don't know.
00:23:12It's actually kind of lame. What's up? I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis. After
00:23:29hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help. I can, yeah, definitely coach you. Cool. After
00:23:35school? After school? After school. It's a date. Yeah. I can't do it. I can't do it.
00:24:04I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
00:24:11Like that. Okay. Ready?
00:24:13Oh! Yeah. You should join the tennis team. You know, I think that's an excellent
00:24:31idea. I think that's an excellent idea. Yeah. Yeah. Hey!
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:40You bitch. You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell? No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
00:26:02What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Go. Get. Dressed.
00:26:38Hmm. Checkmate.
00:26:46Here. Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:52I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:00Eric.
00:27:06Huh.
00:27:08I don't even know what that means.
00:27:10He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:16Maybe.
00:27:18Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:32Oh my god. There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy? Even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:50Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:56First away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:36You're the same as you.
00:28:38Sorry, Eric.
00:28:40On the way back?
00:28:41Yeah.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:43Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:29:04Boobie.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:14Everyone!
00:29:17I have an announcement to make.
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:41Well, okay then.
00:29:43I'll go.
00:29:44Listen.
00:29:45You want Chase?
00:29:46And I want Rose.
00:29:47So...
00:29:48Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:49Exactly.
00:29:50I got a plan.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:53Oh.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:55Oh.
00:29:56Oh.
00:29:57Oh.
00:29:58Oh.
00:29:59Oh.
00:30:00Oh.
00:30:01Oh.
00:30:02Oh.
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:04Oh.
00:30:05Tone of theme.
00:30:06It's no laity.
00:30:07Oh.
00:30:09Oh...
00:30:10...
00:30:11Oh.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:13Oh.
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:15Oh, oh.
00:30:16Wow.
00:30:17Oh.
00:30:18Oh, oh.
00:30:19Oh.
00:30:20Oh.
00:30:21Oh, oh.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:26Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:27Oh, oh.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay, ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:28Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:50I want it.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:19What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, oh my god.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I did.
00:33:43I thought that's, I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
00:33:50I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
00:34:20What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:50Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house. I have photos.
00:35:12He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:16I'm your daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:24I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:26Harry?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:38It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:42Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:46Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:56Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Stop! Stop!
00:36:14Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:16Oh, shit!
00:36:22What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh? Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up. She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:34No. She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:48She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:56Okay, I've heard everything at this point. Huh?
00:37:12I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible. Unlike you.
00:37:16Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No. Forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on. Just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:09This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:36Hmm.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45Hmm.
00:39:06Jason.
00:39:07I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date.
00:39:30With Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because, um...
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um...
00:40:24Look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But...
00:40:32But, um...
00:40:33I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:36It's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:46And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna...
00:40:54go to the bathroom.
00:40:56Go.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:13What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:28Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22Bitch fight.
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my butt.
00:44:30Oh, my God.
00:44:31I think she broke my butt.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:44:54And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:24You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50No!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:00No!
00:46:03You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:14so sorry a lot of good that does us now we're disqualified rose you got yourself kicked off
00:46:22the team and now we've lost but i tried no i don't get a scholarship i don't get to go to college
00:46:30and it's all because of you but you and your drama like why couldn't you just be a normal person
00:46:44that was so hot
00:47:14so
00:47:28hello audrey rose winners
00:47:44hello audrey rose wintersby how did you find out eric told me tell me tell me
00:48:06i was going to but then the whole date thing happened and you and sloan happened
00:48:23and then you weren't speaking to me actually no one is speaking to me
00:48:28i sleep with sloan she drugged me and the date thing
00:48:37was just set up eric told me it was some scheme that sloan had
00:48:42they set me up too i'm sorry
00:48:44why didn't you tell me why don't you want anyone to know who you are
00:49:00i just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen
00:49:04and i wanted you to like me for me and not because of what i am
00:49:14rose i'm crazy about you
00:49:18i'm crazy about you too
00:49:24you're so beautiful
00:49:34why are you wet
00:50:01it doesn't matter
00:50:05i have an idea
00:50:08what let's do something that normal teens do
00:50:26you aren't going to kill me at all okay i can i give up
00:50:31you should give up i haven't played video games since i was a kid
00:50:36well you did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself
00:50:42is this what normal teens do
00:50:44is this what normal teens do you do
00:50:45yeah pretty much
00:50:49and hang out with their butlers
00:50:53okay
00:50:55you're different when you're like this
00:51:06you're different when you're like this
00:51:20like what
00:51:22like what
00:51:23yourself
00:51:24i never knew dates could feel this special
00:51:31i don't want it to end
00:51:42it doesn't have to
00:51:44i'm a virgin
00:51:58i'm a virgin
00:52:09i'm a virgin
00:52:11i love you
00:52:18i love you rose
00:52:20i love you too
00:52:31i love you too
00:52:41like
00:52:42i love you too
00:52:54i love you too
00:52:56I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:22Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:52Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:45Jason?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old Ross?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Where's it from?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:41Gabby.
00:56:42Gabby.
00:56:43Gabby.
00:56:44Gabby.
00:56:45Gabby.
00:56:45Gabby.
00:56:46Gabby.
00:56:46Gabby.
00:56:47Gabby.
00:56:47Gabby.
00:56:48Gabby.
00:56:48Gabby.
00:56:49Gabby.
00:56:49Gabby.
00:56:50Gabby.
00:56:50Gabby.
00:56:51Gabby.
00:56:51Gabby.
00:56:52Gabby.
00:56:52Gabby.
00:56:53Gabby.
00:56:53Gabby.
00:56:54Gabby.
00:56:54Gabby.
00:56:55Gabby.
00:56:55Gabby.
00:56:56Gabby.
00:56:56Gabby.
00:56:57Gabby.
00:56:57Gabby.
00:56:58Gabby.
00:56:58Gabby.
00:56:59Gabby.
00:56:59Gabby.
00:57:00violent that day not Rose and Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together and she
00:57:06also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort Sloan to my
00:57:13office no please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much I am work okay it's time to
00:57:28crown this year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is Jason Grey and now the moments
00:57:47you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed
00:57:58congratulations thank you hi I know how difficult your
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:48friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes I mean let's face it high school can be
00:58:56the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:06because every single one of you is special and now I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage
00:59:15I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35hey want to dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right all right I know you want to get back to dancing but let's take a moment to recognize academic
01:00:21excellence we are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes
01:00:52and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:14thank you
01:01:22you
01:01:22you
01:01:26you
01:01:26you
01:01:26you
01:01:28you
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