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Neils Attentiveness Wasted as Simons StandIn DramaBox
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00:00Is that the reason you guys are fighting?
00:02I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to cause trouble.
00:04Oh, hey.
00:06The doctor said you really can't move your wrist.
00:08Let's get you back into bed.
00:10Neil, anything that happened between us, it's nothing.
00:13We used to shower all the time as kids, okay?
00:15It's nothing sexual.
00:17Cool.
00:18Great.
00:23I will say, your wife has a banging bod,
00:26and her ass fits perfectly in my hand.
00:29What the hell is wrong with you?
00:32Was injuring his hand not enough?
00:34Hey.
00:44This is it, Kira.
00:47It's time to live for myself.
00:52Welcome back.
00:54Ah, here he is, man of the hour.
01:01Tim, this is our fearless and brilliant leader, Dr. Neil Waite.
01:05He's the lead astronaut in our Tecton 7 mission to Mars.
01:08He's going to be joining us as we begin training.
01:11He's also going to be overseeing preparation procedures right before liftoff.
01:18Can't wait, sir.
01:19All right, let's go.
01:34Well done, Neil.
01:35Your fitness level and technical knowledge already rival the best astronauts in the country.
01:40You passed your training with flying colors, so it's set in stone then.
01:45You will be flying to Mars in a week.
01:49Sounds good to me, sir.
01:50Oh, since it's Christmas in a few days, we thought we'd let you spend the next few days on Earth with your families.
01:58So, uh, here you go.
02:03Happy holidays.
02:04Happy holidays, James.
02:05Huh.
02:1834 missed calls from Kira.
02:20What does she want?
02:24Neil?
02:25Why the fuck have you been you picked up?
02:27Kira's losing her mind trying to find you.
02:29I mean, like, literally losing her mind.
02:34Kira's looking for me?
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Neil, you're finally home.
02:44What's the matter, Kira?
02:45You have no idea what I have been through.
02:47I have had three maids come in, and they're completely useless.
02:50Don't even get me started on the chefs, Neil.
02:52They don't understand my dietary restrictions.
02:54Everything they make is just disgusting and an edible,
02:57and I've had to fire like ten of them since you left.
03:00Oh.
03:01So that's all it was.
03:02She just couldn't find good help to replace me with.
03:07Where have you been the last few days?
03:10I've been at work, Kira.
03:12Okay.
03:13Look, you really need to quit your job as this research assistant.
03:16They pay you like nothing, and if you quit, you could spend more time with me.
03:20Nothing's changed, Kira.
03:21It's still all about what you want.
03:23And if you're asking me to give up my dream, a chance to explore another planet,
03:27all just to keep being your personal servant,
03:30well, I won't make the same mistake again.
03:36Look, Neil, I'm really hungry.
03:37Can you please just go make some dinner?
03:39We're divorced, Kira.
03:40I'm not gonna cook you dinner.
03:41Okay, stop saying that.
03:42I know you're just saying that to scare me.
03:44Look, I know what this is about.
03:47You're mad about Simon, you're rattling off some stuff about divorce,
03:51and now you don't even want to cook for me?
03:53Look, what happened with Simon was just a one-time thing, Neil.
03:58I only put his towel on for him because he's my friend.
04:01It was a platonic favor for a friend.
04:03You and Simon can do whatever you want.
04:05I don't care anymore.
04:06Neil, he doesn't even live here anymore.
04:08Can you just get over it?
04:09You know what?
04:15What's this?
04:16A gift.
04:17I know you're mad about Simon,
04:18so I got you this to hopefully patch things up.
04:21Merry Christmas, my love.
04:29A yacht?
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah, you've always said you want to sail around the world,
04:32and I thought we could take it to Hawaii next summer.
04:34Kira, I can't accept this.
04:39Why?
04:41Look, all I'm saying is I think you should move back in with Kira.
04:46I mean, think about how lonely she'll be at Christmas
04:48if you aren't there to celebrate with her.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:51Simon, weren't you just talking about how much you love those wave speeder yachts?
04:55Looks like Kira got you one for Christmas.
04:57Kira, you really went all out this year.
04:59You got me a yacht.
05:00Kira loves to splurge on gifts for you.
05:03Beth, are we sure it's not for Neil?
05:05What?
05:06Are you kidding?
05:07They've been together for like five years,
05:09and she's never even bothered to fill his stocking,
05:11let alone get him a Christmas gift.
05:13Right, Kira?
05:15A Christmas gift for me,
05:17but five years too late.
05:19I don't want your gifts anymore.
05:21Yeah, Beth.
05:22I think that Kira got this for Simon, so...
05:25Simon.
05:27There you are.
05:28Kira, this is already the best Christmas ever.
05:34You're a good guy, Neil.
05:38Neil.
05:39Kira, I already know what we'll name it.
05:41Violet Horizons.
05:42Remember the restaurant we went to on our first date?
05:45Kira, after Christmas,
05:48I'll be out of your world for good.
05:57Hey.
05:58Uh, tonight's my family's annual Christmas party.
06:01I got this suit tailored just for you.
06:04It's a, uh, Thor and Henley party.
06:07It's your family.
06:08Not mine.
06:10What are you talking about?
06:11You're my husband.
06:13Plus, you know, my dad put you on the list himself,
06:15so it'd be rude to be a no-show.
06:17I should give David a proper goodbye.
06:20It's Christmas after all.
06:22My, my, Simon.
06:35Those waist-beater yachts are worth 200 million.
06:38Kira must really love you.
06:41Yeah, that's a given.
06:42Kira loves Simon more than any woman has ever loved a man.
06:45Alright, come on Beth, let's not joke about that anymore.
06:48Kira's still married to Neil.
06:52Don't worry about them, bud.
06:54We were just talking about how sometimes marriage and love
06:56don't always go hand in hand.
06:58Oh, you guys talk about whatever you want.
07:00Pretend I'm not here.
07:05Speaking of which, Simon,
07:07you're the one Kira loves.
07:09Not me.
07:10You should be with her.
07:12Look at yourself, Neil.
07:13Vulking like a child, hoping that Kira feels sorry for you.
07:17A real man would try to measure up to Simon, okay?
07:20He wouldn't be throwing himself a little pity party trying to manipulate his wife into staying.
07:24Oh, I'm not manipulating her.
07:26Kira and I are separated.
07:28Yeah, as if you'd ever have the balls to leave Kira.
07:31You should feel grateful that she ever said yes to a dirt poor orphaned loser like you.
07:37Especially when Simon has you beat in every category.
07:40Family background, net worth, good looks, you name it.
07:45Beth just put a lid on it.
07:48It's Christmas.
07:49Can you just try to be civil?
07:51Beth is just speaking facts, Kira.
07:54I mean, we all saw you and Simon during college.
07:58You guys were so cute together.
08:01I was with Kira on the day you broke up with her.
08:04She was absolutely crushed.
08:07I don't think I've ever seen someone cry so hard in my life.
08:11Well, college was a lifetime ago.
08:13What happened then doesn't even matter now.
08:15Kira, I'm trying to help you out here.
08:19I mean, sure, Simon was gone for a while, but he's back now.
08:24You don't have to hide how you feel anymore.
08:26Exactly.
08:27Kira, we all know how long you've been waiting for this.
08:30Do you remember how devastated you were when you found out that Simon had a new girlfriend?
08:35Simon, she has made it crystal clear that she wants you.
08:40Now that you're back, it's time to make a move.
08:43Ask her out on a date.
08:47Let's have a drink.
08:49Alright.
08:50Cheers.
08:56Look, Neil, that was just Beth and Alice trying to get a rise out of me.
09:03Please, please don't be mad.
09:06I'm not mad, Kira.
09:09Kira, every time they humiliated me in the past, they never once came to my defense.
09:14Was it because deep down you agree with them?
09:17Look, Kira, be honest.
09:19You've never taken me seriously as a husband.
09:22You've never seen me as an equal.
09:24But Neil...
09:25No, Neil, listen, I...
09:30Merry Christmas, old friend.
09:34Oh, thank you, Neil.
09:36Yeah.
09:37So you're really planning to end things with Kira then?
09:41Yeah.
09:42I think it's time to start focusing on the future.
09:46This is the best for both of us.
09:48You know, I don't blame you.
09:49She's a handful to put up with.
09:51Oh.
09:52Put me through college.
09:54It's a fair trade if you ask me.
09:58Don't be ridiculous, Neil.
10:04All I did was pay your tuition.
10:06You sacrificed five years of your life.
10:09Not only that, you went above and beyond the terms of the contract.
10:13You loved Kira with all of your heart.
10:16I hoped that with time, she would see your devotion.
10:20Regardless, Neil, you're my son.
10:24Forever.
10:25Forever.
10:26No.
10:27Come on.
10:28You know, Simon got one thing right.
10:31Sometimes love and marriage don't always go hand in hand.
10:46I did love Kira.
10:49I cared for her.
10:51But she didn't feel the same way.
10:56That's all there is to it.
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