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Neils Attentiveness Wasted as Simons StandIn DramaBox
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00:00When do I have signed the papers?
00:02Oh gosh.
00:04I hope I'm not the reason you guys are fighting.
00:06I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cause trouble.
00:09Oh, hey.
00:11The doctor said you really can't move your wrist.
00:13Let's get you back into bed.
00:15Neil, anything that happened between us, it's nothing.
00:18We used to shower all the time as kids, okay?
00:20It's nothing sexual.
00:21Cool.
00:23Great.
00:23I will say, your wife has a banging bod, and her ass fits perfectly in my hand.
00:36What the hell is wrong with you? Was injuring his hand not enough?
00:40Hey.
00:44This is it, Kira.
00:51It's time to live for myself.
00:53Welcome back.
01:02Ah, here he is.
01:04Man of the hour.
01:06Tim, this is our fearless and brilliant leader, Dr. Neil Waite.
01:10He's the lead astronaut in our Tecton 7 mission to Mars.
01:13He's going to be joining us as we begin training.
01:16He's also going to be overseeing preparation procedures right before liftoff.
01:21Can't wait, sir.
01:24All right, let's go.
01:24Well done, Neil.
01:39Your fitness level and technical knowledge already rivaled the best astronauts in the country.
01:45You passed your training with flying colors, so it's set in stone then.
01:50You will be flying to Mars in a week.
01:54Sounds good to me, sir.
01:54Oh, since it's Christmas in a few days, we thought we'd let you spend the next few days on Earth with your families.
02:03So, uh, here you go.
02:07Happy holidays.
02:09Happy holidays, James.
02:12Huh.
02:13Thirty-four missed calls from Kira.
02:25What does she want?
02:29Neil?
02:30Why the fuck have you been you picked up?
02:32Kira's losing her mind trying to find you.
02:34I mean, like, literally losing her mind.
02:39Kira's looking for me?
02:40Oh, my God.
02:47Neil, you're finally home.
02:49What's the matter, Kira?
02:50You have no idea what I have been through.
02:52I have had three maids come in, and they're completely useless.
02:55I don't even get me started on the chefs, Neil.
02:57They don't understand my dietary restrictions.
02:59Everything they make is just disgusting and an edible,
03:02and I've had to fire like ten of them since you left.
03:04Oh, so that's all it was.
03:07She just couldn't find good help to replace me with.
03:12Where have you been the last few days?
03:14I've been at work, Kira.
03:16Okay.
03:17Look, you really need to quit your job as this research assistant.
03:20They pay you like nothing, and if you quit, you could spend more time with me.
03:24Nothing's changed, Kira.
03:25Kira, it's still all about what you want.
03:28And if you're asking me to give up my dream, a chance to explore another planet,
03:32all just to keep being your personal servant,
03:34well, I won't make the same mistake again.
03:40Look, Neil, I'm really hungry.
03:42Can you please just go make some dinner?
03:44We're divorced, Kira.
03:45I'm not going to cook you dinner.
03:46Okay, stop saying that.
03:47I know you're just saying that to scare me.
03:50Look, I know what this is about.
03:53You're mad about Simon, you're rattling off some stuff about divorce,
03:57and now you don't even want to cook for me?
03:59Look, what happened with Simon was just a one-time thing, Neil.
04:03I only put his towel on for him because he's my friend.
04:06It was a platonic favor for a friend.
04:08You and Simon can do whatever you want.
04:10I don't care anymore.
04:12Neil, he doesn't even live here anymore.
04:13Can you just get over it?
04:16You know what?
04:17What's this?
04:21A gift.
04:22I know you're mad about Simon,
04:23so I got you this to hopefully patch things up.
04:26Merry Christmas, my love.
04:33A yacht?
04:34Yeah.
04:35Yeah, you've always said you want to sail around the world,
04:37and I thought we could take it to Hawaii next summer.
04:43Kira, I can't accept this.
04:45Why?
04:47Look, all I'm saying is I think you should move back in with Kira.
04:51I mean, think about how lonely she'll be at Christmas if you aren't there to celebrate with her.
04:55Oh my God!
04:56Simon, weren't you just talking about how much you love those wave speeder yachts?
05:01Looks like Kira got you one for Christmas.
05:02Kira, you really went all out this year.
05:04You got me a yacht.
05:06Kira loves to splurge on gifts for you.
05:08Beth, are we sure it's not for Neil?
05:10What?
05:11Are you kidding?
05:12They've been together for like five years,
05:14and she's never even bothered to fill his stocking,
05:16let alone get him a Christmas gift.
05:18Right, Kira?
05:19A Christmas gift for me, but five years too late.
05:24I don't want your gifts anymore.
05:26Yeah, Beth, I think that Kira got this for Simon, so...
05:30Simon, there you are.
05:33Kira, this is already the best Christmas ever.
05:40You're a good guy, Neil.
05:43Neil.
05:44Kira, I already know what we'll name it.
05:46Violet Horizons.
05:48Remember the restaurant we went to on our first date?
05:51Kira, after Christmas,
05:54I'll be out of your world for good.
06:01Hey.
06:03Uh, tonight's my family's annual Christmas party.
06:06I got this suit tailored just for you.
06:09It's a, uh, Thor and Bentley party.
06:12It's your family.
06:13Not mine.
06:14What are you talking about?
06:16You're my husband.
06:17Plus, you know, my dad put you on the list himself,
06:20so it'd be rude to be a no-show.
06:22I should give David a proper goodbye.
06:25It's Christmas after all.
06:33My, my, Simon.
06:40Those waist-beater yachts are worth 200 million.
06:43Kira must really love you.
06:46Yeah, that's a given.
06:47Kira loves Simon more than any woman has ever loved a man.
06:50All right, come on, Beth.
06:51Let's not joke about that anymore.
06:53Kira's still married to Neil.
06:58Don't worry about them, bud.
06:59We were just talking about how sometimes marriage and love don't always go hand in hand.
07:03Oh, you guys talk about whatever you want.
07:05Pretend I'm not here.
07:06Speaking of which, Simon, you're the one Kira loves.
07:14Not me.
07:15You should be with her.
07:16Look at yourself, Neil.
07:18Fulking like a child, hoping that Kira feels sorry for you.
07:22A real man would try to measure up to Simon, okay?
07:25He wouldn't be throwing himself a little pity party trying to manipulate his wife into staying.
07:29Oh, I'm not manipulating her.
07:32Kira and I are separated.
07:33Yeah, as if you'd ever have the balls to leave Kira.
07:36You should feel grateful that she ever said yes to a dirt-poor orphaned loser like you.
07:42Especially when Simon has you beat in every category.
07:46Family background, net worth, good looks, you name it.
07:51Beth just put a lid on it.
07:53It's Christmas.
07:54Can you just try to be civil?
07:56Beth is just speaking facts, Kira.
07:59I mean, we all saw you and Simon during college.
08:03You guys were so cute together.
08:06I was with Kira on the day you broke up with her.
08:09She was absolutely crushed.
08:11I don't think I've ever seen someone cry so hard in my life.
08:16Well, college was a lifetime ago.
08:18What happened then doesn't even matter now.
08:20Kira, I'm trying to help you out here.
08:24I mean, sure, Simon was gone for a while, but he's back now.
08:29You don't have to hide how you feel anymore.
08:31Exactly.
08:33Kira, we all know how long you've been waiting for this.
08:35Do you remember how devastated you were when you found out that Simon had a new girlfriend?
08:40Simon, she has made it crystal clear that she wants you.
08:45Now that you're back, it's time to make a move.
08:48Ask her out on a date.
08:52Let's have a drink.
08:53All right.
08:55Cheers.
09:04Look, Neil, that was just Beth and Alice trying to get a rise out of me.
09:08Please, please don't be mad.
09:12Not mad, Kira.
09:14Kira, every time they humiliated me in the past, they never once came to my defense.
09:19Was it because deep down you agreed with them?
09:22Look, Kira, be honest.
09:24You've never taken me seriously as a husband.
09:27You've never seen me as an equal.
09:29But Neil.
09:33No, Neil, listen, I...
09:35Merry Christmas, old friend.
09:40Oh, thank you, Neil.
09:41Yeah.
09:42So you're really planning to end things with Kira then?
09:48Yeah.
09:48I think it's time to start focusing on the future.
09:52This is the best for both of us.
09:53You know, I don't blame you.
09:55She's a handful to put up with.
09:57Oh.
09:58Put me through college.
10:00It's a fair trade if you ask me.
10:07Don't be ridiculous, Neil.
10:09All I did was pay your tuition.
10:11You sacrificed five years of your life.
10:15Not only that, you went above and beyond the terms of the contract.
10:18You loved Kira with all of your heart.
10:21I hoped that with time, she would see your devotion.
10:25And regardless, Neil, you're my son.
10:30Forever.
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33Come on.
10:34You know, Simon got one thing right.
10:35Sometimes love and marriage don't always go hand in hand.
10:38I did love Kira.
10:39I cared for her.
10:40But she didn't feel the same way.
10:41That's all there is to it.
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10:46You know, Simon got one thing right.
10:47You know, Simon got one thing right.
10:49Sometimes love and marriage don't always go hand in hand.
10:53I did love Kira.
10:54I cared for her.
10:56I cared for her.
11:00But she didn't feel the same way.
11:03That's all there is to it.
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