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00:03:59The government gets to write our first and last page, which is a bit bureaucratic for
00:04:05my taste, but we get to write the best parts.
00:04:09So today, I want to talk about the positive things that cancer has brought to our outlook.
00:04:17I want us to share the wisdom that we've learned from living with the disease.
00:04:25I've learned a lot about time.
00:04:27I used to think that living a long life would make me happy, but now I'm convinced that quantity
00:04:35has nothing over quality.
00:04:37We will stand and we will stand and we will stand and we will fight, but when our time comes, it's okay to let go.
00:04:45We were born to let go.
00:04:53Now, enough out of me.
00:04:55Who would like to share?
00:04:58I'll go.
00:04:59I'll go.
00:05:00So, uh, I used to let everything get to me and...
00:05:06Excuse me, Stacy.
00:05:08Can I help you?
00:05:09My doctor said I should join this meeting.
00:05:13What time did your doctor say the meeting started?
00:05:151230.
00:05:16It's 1238.
00:05:17In this meeting, we respect each other's time.
00:05:21What's your name?
00:05:22Donna.
00:05:23Donna?
00:05:24I'm Linda.
00:05:25Would you like to join our meeting?
00:05:26This just feels like a mistake.
00:05:27I'm just going to go.
00:05:28Wait.
00:05:29Were you recently diagnosed?
00:05:31Yes.
00:05:32I was.
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00:05:50That was last week.
00:05:52Well, you're welcome to stay.
00:05:55This is a safe place if you want to share.
00:06:02I can see that you're under a lot of stress.
00:06:06We'd be interested to hear what's on your mind.
00:06:12It's bone cancer in my hand.
00:06:16hand felt pain for over a year thought it was arthritis osteosarcoma that's what I have
00:06:30that's what Tom has Donna you're in the right place we're all fighters here and we're in your
00:06:45corner I promise you that so okay so the other day this guy tells me that he's attracted to gap
00:06:59teeth and I was like when the hell did the gap start selling teeth say why does everyone always
00:07:09say count Dracula there's only one of them you like country music well George Strait not what I
00:07:18heard say you think anyone ever called Hitler a grammar Nazi so I used to love hot dogs I thought
00:07:30they were the best food in the world he left please don't step on my jokes best food in the world until
00:07:36I found out ready Rishi one second until I found out how they're made it's actually pretty messed up
00:07:42oh yeah yeah they use zero dog none isn't that fucked up are you done Mr. Dangerfield
00:07:51oh hey do you have a light I don't smoke me neither I'm gonna burn down the hospital that's a new one
00:07:57not a joke are you Donna Walker
00:08:14I'm Sam I know about your condition are you a patient no I'm a scientist and as I was saying
00:08:36I know about the advanced osteosarcoma in your hand how because I've been looking for somebody just
00:08:44like you someone with bone cancer exactly look I developed a new treatment it's radical but the data
00:08:55data is uncommonly inclusive what does that mean it means I think I can help you
00:09:06do they know you're here no I just wanted to stop by and give you my contact I know the severity of your
00:09:15condition is most likely going to require amputation and I just wanted to give you an option
00:09:21and it looks like you're already seeking an alternative treatment so call me if things get bad
00:09:32hey anytime
00:09:44it's a wonderful time for prosthesis advancements are off the charts and more happening every day
00:09:56but the first thing we need to do is schedule this surgery and the sooner the better
00:10:00now this procedure is called a trans radial amputation and this surgery leaves the elbow
00:10:06and most of your arm intact which makes recovery easier and also makes it more likely that you're
00:10:14going to be able to use your arm even after the amputation I can't lose my hand you cannot keep it Donna
00:10:25the cancer will most certainly spread and you do not want that trust me
00:10:30look we can get you in this week but this cannot wait the good news is is that the cancer is localized
00:10:40for now you'll make a full recovery you'll lead a good life you're one of the lucky ones Donna
00:10:47for nowlerini
00:11:03you
00:11:04I don't know.
00:11:34I don't know.
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:06I've been looking for someone like you.
00:12:08Someone like me?
00:12:09What does that mean?
00:12:10Your cancer is localized and it's curable.
00:12:13So long as it's remained that way.
00:12:16Which yours has.
00:12:18How do you know that?
00:12:20Because I'm looking at your current x-ray right now.
00:12:23Jesus.
00:12:24Look, this is a rare opportunity for us both.
00:12:29Your condition is unique.
00:12:31I can treat you tonight.
00:12:33If you can get here, I'm ready for you.
00:12:38How do I know you're not some maniac?
00:12:41You don't.
00:12:42Look, just bring a gun, bring a sword, do whatever you gotta do to feel safe, okay?
00:12:53But you gotta come alone.
00:12:55Why alone?
00:12:56Because this is sensitive research.
00:13:00I don't know you.
00:13:01I put a great deal of work into this.
00:13:04And believe me, I'm as invested in your cure as you are.
00:13:08All I ask is your discretion.
00:13:11This keeps getting worse.
00:13:13You're gonna lose your hand in two days.
00:13:16Unless you believe in the power of that crystal.
00:13:19I'd say I'm your best bet.
00:13:22I'll text you my address.
00:13:38I'll text you my address.
00:14:03What the fuck am I doing?
00:14:33Welcome!
00:14:35Where the fuck are we?
00:14:38The industrial zone.
00:14:41Real estate's cheaper down here.
00:14:44Come on, much nicer inside.
00:15:03Uh, make yourself at home.
00:15:18Do you live here?
00:15:20Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:15:22Just saves time.
00:15:25So, you're really a scientist?
00:15:28Guilty.
00:15:30But I did not shoot the deputy.
00:15:32What?
00:15:34Um, never mind.
00:15:35Yes.
00:15:36I am a scientist.
00:15:48I know, it's a lot to take in.
00:15:55Are you gonna hurt me?
00:15:57No.
00:15:59Donna, you see all these machines?
00:16:04They're all here to help you.
00:16:06That's the creepiest thing anyone's ever said to me.
00:16:10See that machine there?
00:16:14What do you do?
00:16:17What is it?
00:16:19It's a quantum dislocator.
00:16:21Mm-hmm.
00:16:22Uh, what exactly does a quantum dislocator do?
00:16:25It breaks down carbon-based objects.
00:16:28Which is virtually everything.
00:16:30And it shrinks them to their atomic state.
00:16:33What?
00:16:35Are you familiar with string theory?
00:16:38Only from internet dates.
00:16:40Okay, string theory suggests that there are multiple universes existing all at the same time all around us, right?
00:16:47And inside us.
00:16:48Which makes sense when you consider the fact that everything we know in this universe has come from something smaller than an atom.
00:16:56Okay.
00:16:59And what is it gonna do to me?
00:17:01Well, it's gonna transfer your particles from one universe to another.
00:17:05Essentially making molecules in your hand.
00:17:08Dimensional travelers.
00:17:10How?
00:17:11Okay.
00:17:12That's hard to put into words.
00:17:14But, see the math up here?
00:17:17I do.
00:17:19That equation is the key.
00:17:22Key to what?
00:17:24That appliance.
00:17:26The quantum dislocator.
00:17:28Essentially it generates an artificial black hole.
00:17:34Microscopic in size.
00:17:36And totally safe when contained in the osmium casing of the dislocator.
00:17:41This is crazy.
00:17:43I'm not gonna send my hand to a foreign dimension.
00:17:45You see those guys?
00:17:48They say rats?
00:17:52Yeah.
00:17:53They also had cancer.
00:17:56Each one of these guys have had their particles successfully dislocated.
00:18:03And then relocated.
00:18:05And upon return, they were sans cancer.
00:18:11How?
00:18:13No.
00:18:14Don't know.
00:18:15But it seems as though the disease just doesn't travel well.
00:18:19Or...
00:18:20At all.
00:18:22Do you have proof?
00:18:25Of course.
00:18:26Watch.
00:18:27Watch.
00:18:29...
00:18:30...
00:18:34...
00:18:35...
00:18:36...
00:18:37...
00:18:38That doesn't mean anything.
00:19:04The first 12-year-old is making more convincing TikToks right now.
00:19:07Keep watching.
00:19:08Look, I don't mean to be an asshole, but this is all pretty unbelievable.
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:29It's good to be skeptical.
00:19:32In fact, it's mandatory for survival.
00:19:36You don't have to do this.
00:19:38I, uh, just was trying to give you an alternative.
00:19:42Put your hands, your choice.
00:19:48What's the worst that can happen?
00:19:50Well, the worst thing is if I'm full of shit, you still have cancer and they cut your hand off.
00:19:54What's the best that can happen?
00:20:02Well, tomorrow you get a second opinion.
00:20:04You say it's urgent.
00:20:06You get a scan.
00:20:07Comes back clean.
00:20:08We know it worked.
00:20:09But you need to make them think it happened naturally.
00:20:13How's that?
00:20:15Because I'm not ready.
00:20:17And this isn't exactly legal.
00:20:18And it's not totally abnormal for cancer to cure itself.
00:20:24It's rare, but it does happen.
00:20:27Say it's the Reiki.
00:20:29That could be your story.
00:20:30Fuck it.
00:20:47Fuck it.
00:20:49All right.
00:21:14Put it in.
00:21:17No, you gotta go about, there you go.
00:21:31The cancer's about two inches over your wrist.
00:21:33All right, perfect.
00:21:37Ah, that's tight.
00:21:40Yeah, airtight.
00:21:42Don't want anything getting out.
00:21:46How long is this going to take?
00:21:48The process is instantaneous.
00:21:52But the machine takes a couple seconds to run its cycle.
00:21:56Am I going to feel anything?
00:22:00You'll likely go numb.
00:22:01But I was unable to confirm that with my rat friends.
00:22:09Except it might suck.
00:22:11No evidence of that.
00:22:14You ready?
00:22:15You already asked me that.
00:22:16Just do it.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:34You take it out.
00:22:46Ma'am, do you feel anything?
00:23:05No, it's numb.
00:23:08It's as I suspected.
00:23:11I think when you regain your feeling, if there's no pain, that's a good sign.
00:23:19What now?
00:23:25Can you drive?
00:23:27Yeah, I think so.
00:23:29Well, go home, get some rest.
00:23:32And do whatever you gotta do, get that second opinion.
00:23:36I think you're gonna be pleased with the results.
00:23:40Right.
00:23:44You're welcome.
00:23:47And remember, if you're cancer-free, it happened naturally.
00:23:53Right.
00:23:55Sure thing.
00:23:57No, you're welcome.
00:23:58Look at this.
00:23:59No.
00:24:00No.
00:24:01No, we're getting killed now.
00:24:04It's not me, I'm sorry.
00:24:07It's not me.
00:24:08No.
00:24:09No, we're getting killed.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:40Oh, my God.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:15Donna?
00:25:16Um...
00:25:17Tori, we need some help in here.
00:25:18Bring towels and a bandage.
00:25:21Are you all right, Donna?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:25Wrap her up.
00:25:29Miss Walker, we have some news.
00:25:32Oh, yeah?
00:25:34There is no need for amputation right now.
00:25:39Okay.
00:25:40We need to test your blood.
00:25:41That'll tell us everything we need to know.
00:25:46So am I, like, okay?
00:25:49You're not out of the woods just yet.
00:25:51Cancer can metastasize to other parts of the body,
00:25:54but this appears to be positive.
00:25:56So just hang tight.
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00Hello.
00:26:01Yes.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:07Thank you so much.
00:26:09Yeah.
00:26:10Of course.
00:26:12I don't have fucking cancer anymore.
00:26:17Hello. Yes. Okay.
00:26:27Okay, yeah, no. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, of course. Thank you.
00:26:39I don't have fucking cancer anymore. What?
00:26:43Wait, wait. How's that even possible?
00:26:46I just woke up with no pain. The day before surgery? Yes.
00:26:56Let's keep playing before my luck changes.
00:27:16I didn't change my life after my diagnosis. Couldn't afford to. There's just so many things I want to do. But you know, I have to manage my energy. Change my expectations a little and stay focused. I knew I had the cancer before they even told me.
00:27:46And I had to lose my breast. Change things.
00:27:52How did it make you feel?
00:27:58I was pissed. But I think I'm also afraid. I haven't allowed myself to be that in a long time.
00:28:15It's okay to be afraid. It's brave to be afraid. It's actually smart.
00:28:25Anyone who goes through this is facing a big change. How we deal with the change is what matters.
00:28:35Donna, do you have anything you'd like to share with us about your experience this week?
00:28:41I wasn't sure if I should come back after last time.
00:28:48Hey, you're welcome here. You belong here if you wish to.
00:28:54Well, my cancer is in remission.
00:29:02Really?
00:29:04I don't believe it myself, actually.
00:29:07They're still being safe and they're testing me weekly.
00:29:10But as of now, they're saying that the cancer is undetectable.
00:29:15Donna, that's terrific news.
00:29:19Congratulations from everyone.
00:29:28Look, I know I sound insane when I say this.
00:29:31But if it happened to me, it can happen to anyone.
00:29:34Seriously, miracles can happen. Just hang in there.
00:29:49Donna, can I have a minute?
00:29:52Yeah, sure. What's up?
00:29:54These meetings are not about creating false hopes
00:29:57or placing a value on the amount of time someone has left.
00:30:00You don't tell cancer patients to hang in there.
00:30:03And we don't talk about miracles.
00:30:05That's not in our control.
00:30:08Congratulations on your recovery.
00:30:10But I'm going to ask that you not return.
00:30:12Please, don't come back here.
00:30:33Cheers.
00:30:34Cheers.
00:30:35Mmm.
00:30:40That's a heavy one.
00:30:41Hmm.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:44It's a...
00:30:45a mailback.
00:30:48You taste the blackberry and plum?
00:30:51Nope.
00:30:54Me neither.
00:30:55I don't know where I got this.
00:30:58So I have some questions.
00:30:59Okay.
00:31:01So, let's do it.
00:31:03Maybe I have some answers.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:08Well, it seems you've cured cancer.
00:31:10Why are we keeping this a secret?
00:31:13Frankly, because that was not my intent.
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:19I'm a...
00:31:20a quantum scientist, not an oncologist.
00:31:23So, the curing of cancer was a side effect of my research.
00:31:27They were still a missing piece.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33So then why did you practice on rats with cancer?
00:31:35Because they were the only thing I can get in the quantities I needed.
00:31:39Quantities?
00:31:40From who?
00:31:42They are ethically sourced, if that's what you're implying.
00:31:46No, it's just the mammalian genetics lab.
00:31:49They work with big corporations and big orders.
00:31:53I...
00:31:56Just...
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58I could have got a couple of healthy models, but it's not enough.
00:31:59Models?
00:32:01Yes.
00:32:02That's what they call mice that are bred for experimentation.
00:32:06Mm-hmm.
00:32:08And...
00:32:09Pet store rats are riddled with cancer, but I would have to pretend to be a snake farmer or something.
00:32:14That's just too complicated.
00:32:22You're a weird dude, Sam.
00:32:26That's what they tell me.
00:32:28Yeah?
00:32:29Who tells you?
00:32:33Socialized human beings?
00:32:35You don't know any socialized human beings.
00:32:45So what's this big missing piece?
00:32:48Evidence?
00:32:50I need the molecule transfer to occur in a measurable interval.
00:32:56What?
00:32:58The machine we use for your procedure is housed in one unit.
00:33:04Right?
00:33:05So that means, like, the entrance and the exit, they exist.
00:33:10Right on top of each other.
00:33:12Which is an effective design, but I didn't, um, account for the rate in which the molecule transfer would occur.
00:33:19Um, you familiar with plank time?
00:33:24I have a feeling I'm about to be.
00:33:26Okay. Um, plank time, or plank distance, it's the shortest unit of measurement known to modern science.
00:33:33Right?
00:33:35So, the transfer occurs right now in about one and a half planks.
00:33:39And that's imperceptible.
00:33:43Now I need to make it perceptible.
00:33:45Okay. How?
00:33:49By moving the goalposts.
00:33:52Right?
00:33:54By separating the gates with enough distance from entrance to exit, we can potentially gain enough plank to achieve a quarter-second travel time.
00:34:06Okay, so how far apart do the gates have to be?
00:34:09If my math is correct, which usually is, 17 and a half miles.
00:34:18One of the gates is right here in this room.
00:34:22Looks like you can fit a person through that.
00:34:28That's the point. Your procedure was a success.
00:34:32Now it's time to send a whole human being.
00:34:35And in that quarter-second travel time, the absence of mass will be recorded and that will be the final piece.
00:34:43I'm pretty sure that can be faked.
00:34:46Yeah.
00:34:48But eliminating cancer can't be.
00:34:51What are you saying?
00:34:52I'm saying I need another subject.
00:34:56One with cancer, where the disease is spread throughout the body.
00:35:02Preferably a terminal case.
00:35:05Why?
00:35:06There's always a risk involved with anything, so better to use a person who had no option, just in case.
00:35:17And are you sure you have everything ready to go?
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:22Worked on the rats, worked on you.
00:35:25Never been more certain.
00:35:26Now, if we can help a person in need, all the better.
00:35:33I'm guessing you already have someone in mind?
00:35:36I do.
00:35:38Rishi Osmi?
00:35:40You know him?
00:35:42He's about to get some bad news.
00:35:44No one likes the doctor's office, and I blame the internet.
00:35:58It's the only place you can get free porn.
00:36:05How are you feeling today?
00:36:08Same old, same old.
00:36:10Rishi, we have your results, and it appears that the treatment has been ineffective.
00:36:17We've detected new swellings in the liver and pancreas.
00:36:24Have you been feeling increased abdominal pain?
00:36:29I don't know. It's about the same.
00:36:31Patients often develop an increased pain tolerance as the leukemia progresses.
00:36:40It's a natural reaction.
00:36:48The swelling's here and here.
00:36:52Pretty much tell us that you are now in stage four and trending to stage five.
00:36:57How much longer do I have?
00:37:04With leukemia, it's tricky.
00:37:07People can live for years.
00:37:09How much longer do I have?
00:37:13But yours is progressing.
00:37:15Pretty radically.
00:37:17I don't want to create any false hope.
00:37:21I would say within a year.
00:37:23Though I do recommend that we continue immunotherapy.
00:37:34Does anyone here have cancer?
00:37:38Cancer? Anyone?
00:37:40No? Don't be shy.
00:37:42No one?
00:37:44Just me, I guess.
00:37:46Yeah. Yeah. I know. It sucks.
00:37:49It's okay, though. It's okay.
00:37:52You know, there's pros and cons.
00:37:54Just like anything in life.
00:37:55You know, the best part about having cancer is that I got a whole goddamn career out of it.
00:38:01There's nothing like the guilt that the bookers have when they meet me.
00:38:07I mean, I haven't worked this much in my entire fucking life.
00:38:13So, you know, thank you, cancer.
00:38:19You know what the worst part about having cancer is, though?
00:38:22Probably the excruciating pain.
00:38:26Keeps me up till the wee hours of the morning.
00:38:29Yeah. Or the crippling anxiety.
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34Or, you know, the deep, deep sense of uncertainty.
00:38:40I have jokes. Don't worry.
00:38:44Yeah, but you know what's great about having excruciating pain from cancer is that you can find a sympathetic crowd anywhere.
00:38:53And with sympathy comes lowered standards.
00:39:06Allow me to demonstrate. You ready?
00:39:09Alright, alright.
00:39:11So, uh, I live in a bad neighborhood, right?
00:39:14And the other day I was walking down the street and this tough guy comes up to me and he says,
00:39:19Hey, get out of here or I'm gonna send you to the hospital.
00:39:24And I said, go ahead. I was born in the hospital.
00:39:34That's a bad joke.
00:39:36But you laughed.
00:39:38And I'm so grateful for you.
00:39:42You guys have been lovely.
00:39:44And I have been Rishi.
00:39:45Have a good night.
00:39:48You too!
00:39:52Good job, Rishi.
00:40:01So?
00:40:03What's the story?
00:40:05Why are we here?
00:40:07Right.
00:40:08I've had a big change.
00:40:10You see, I was supposed to lose my hand.
00:40:12I heard about your miraculous recovery.
00:40:15You had the doctor gossiping like a small town esthetician.
00:40:19But you see, it wasn't miraculous.
00:40:21There's this guy with a machine.
00:40:23A machine?
00:40:25Yes. It has something to do with particle transfer and cells and atoms.
00:40:28And as a side effect, he cured cancer.
00:40:30How?
00:40:36Well, he started with rats.
00:40:39And then moved on to you.
00:40:40Seems like a natural progression.
00:40:42Rishi, I'm being serious right now.
00:40:44He wants to meet you.
00:40:48So he sent you?
00:40:50He did.
00:40:57Timing is kind of perfect, I guess.
00:41:00He knew about your stage five diagnosis.
00:41:06How?
00:41:08Same way he knew about mine.
00:41:10He hacked the clinic database.
00:41:11What?
00:41:13This guy's a fucking creep. Are you serious?
00:41:15Yeah, he's a little weird, but it doesn't matter.
00:41:17Because this actually works.
00:41:19You heard the doctors.
00:41:35What do I have to do?
00:41:37You just have to go there.
00:41:38He'll do the rest.
00:41:48I need a drink.
00:42:01So this is where you bring the ladies?
00:42:04This is where I work out material.
00:42:06Looks like a tough crowd.
00:42:09Used to be the only place that ever booked me.
00:42:12Seems you graduated.
00:42:15For now.
00:42:17I'll end up back here one way or another.
00:42:19Hey, not for a while.
00:42:21Maybe.
00:42:23Honestly, I'm more afraid of bombing than dying.
00:42:26Here, I can do both.
00:42:28It's a tactical advantage.
00:42:29Pragmatist.
00:42:31Now I know your secret.
00:42:35You want to know another one?
00:42:36You want to know another one?
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:38You want to know another one?
00:42:39Yeah.
00:42:40I know another one.
00:42:43I'm getting married.
00:42:45I'm getting married.
00:42:47She's a lady.
00:42:49She's a lady.
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:53She's a lady.
00:42:55She's a baby.
00:42:57She's a lady.
00:42:59She's a baby.
00:43:00She's a baby.
00:43:01When are you gonna kiss me?
00:43:05Any time, cowboy.
00:43:25Linda's Boutique. May I help you?
00:43:27Hey, Linda. Uh, this is Donna from Group.
00:43:30Oh, yeah. Hi.
00:43:32Yeah, um, I just wanted to apologize.
00:43:36I was wrong and, uh, fully missed the point of the meetings.
00:43:40And I'm sorry. Just wanted to let you know that.
00:43:44Hey, you're okay.
00:43:46Everybody's still really happy for you.
00:43:49It's nice to hear.
00:43:51How are you doing anything right now?
00:43:54Nothing, really. Just pacing my apartment,
00:43:58trying to figure out my life.
00:44:00Do you like marigolds?
00:44:02Yeah, sure. I love them.
00:44:06I have way too many.
00:44:08Why don't you come down here and take some of these off my hands?
00:44:10Are you sure?
00:44:12Honey, they're gonna die.
00:44:14I just want to get them the hell out of here.
00:44:16Okay, I'm on my way.
00:44:22So, yeah, water them as soon as you get home.
00:44:25Find a good place for them.
00:44:26They like sunlight, but they don't like to move too much.
00:44:31This is really nice.
00:44:34Please.
00:44:35They're exploding in my garden right now.
00:44:37You're doing me a favor.
00:44:39Is that your daughter?
00:44:41She sure is.
00:44:4316 and pregnancy.
00:44:47It's gotta be tough.
00:44:50Yeah, well, the way I see it,
00:44:54she might have started young,
00:44:57but she's making me a grandma.
00:44:59So I'm not gonna hold it against her.
00:45:01She gets enough grief from her dad.
00:45:04So his dad's bringing the grief, huh?
00:45:07No.
00:45:09I've contributed my fair share, too.
00:45:11And avoidable, I guess.
00:45:14It was avoidable.
00:45:16I got kicked out of veterinarian school.
00:45:21I was an alcoholic.
00:45:24I stole equipment from the school,
00:45:27sold it, got caught,
00:45:29spent a year in jail,
00:45:31lost custody.
00:45:34The kids had a tough life.
00:45:37I've been sober 11 years.
00:45:41I opened a shop,
00:45:44and I got my diagnosis.
00:45:47It's ironic.
00:45:49I do here,
00:45:51but I can't grow it.
00:45:53I used what I learned from AA
00:45:57and brought it to my survivors group.
00:45:59You're really strong.
00:46:02That's the result of me fucking up my life.
00:46:05But this is my second chance, right here.
00:46:09I'm gonna teach Cory everything I know
00:46:12and the shop will be hers
00:46:14and she can do with it as she pleases.
00:46:16I just wanna live long enough to see my granddaughter.
00:46:19Everything else is a victory lap as far as I'm concerned.
00:46:27Linda, this is gonna sound crazy,
00:46:30but I know a guy who can help you.
00:46:32Donna.
00:46:33No, really, listen.
00:46:34I'm not supposed to say anything,
00:46:35but he helped me.
00:46:37I think he can help you, too.
00:46:38Listen, Donna.
00:46:40I'm not looking for miracles.
00:46:42I stopped doing that a long time ago.
00:46:48Thank you for stopping by.
00:46:50I have to get back to work.
00:47:08Hello, Doctor Strange.
00:47:15Hey.
00:47:16Uh, you got an ETA?
00:47:1920 minutes or so.
00:47:21Okay, we'll be there soon.
00:47:23Bye.
00:47:30Hey.
00:47:31Ready?
00:47:32Uh, not really.
00:47:34You're nervous.
00:47:35I'm sorry.
00:47:36I'm just, uh, a little edgy.
00:47:39I get it, but everything's gonna be okay.
00:47:42Believe me.
00:47:59We're here.
00:48:03Come in.
00:48:10Hey, Sam?
00:48:23Hey.
00:48:24This is Rishi.
00:48:25It's Rishi.
00:48:26Sam.
00:48:27Hey, Rishi.
00:48:28Really nice to meet you.
00:48:30Thank you for coming here this evening.
00:48:32I appreciate it.
00:48:34Thanks for, uh, stalking me.
00:48:37Hmm.
00:48:42Alright, what's your deal?
00:48:44What are we doing here?
00:48:46Uh, well,
00:48:47I was gonna give you the rundown on the way over.
00:48:49That would be okay.
00:48:51To where?
00:48:52I thought we're here.
00:48:54No, we are.
00:48:55I'm sorry.
00:48:56This is the exit gate.
00:48:57It's a gate.
00:48:59And we need to get you to the entrance gate.
00:49:02Entrance of what, exactly?
00:49:04The quantum dislocator.
00:49:06That's right.
00:49:07The quantum dislocator.
00:49:08Yeah, I thought I'd mention that.
00:49:09Look, is this...
00:49:10Is this some kind of scam?
00:49:12It feels really fucking shady.
00:49:14I can explain everything.
00:49:16There's no pressure.
00:49:17I just wanted to do it on the way over there.
00:49:19Fine.
00:49:30It's not because I trust you.
00:49:33Great!
00:49:34Well, Donna...
00:49:37Gonna need you to stay here.
00:49:38Wait, stay here? Why?
00:49:40We don't want them to come through the thing and be alone.
00:49:42You'll be here to greet them.
00:49:44Cool?
00:49:46Alright.
00:49:47Well, I'm gonna set the timer for 35 minutes from now.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:50Got it.
00:50:02Does it hurt?
00:50:04Nah, the whole procedure will last...
00:50:06a fraction of a second.
00:50:08You won't feel the thing.
00:50:10Isn't this what happened to Veruca Salton?
00:50:15Actually, no.
00:50:16That was Mike TV.
00:50:19I get him confused too.
00:50:23I think I should mention that you're gonna have to take off all your clothes.
00:50:27Excuse me?
00:50:29Yeah.
00:50:30That way only Rishi enters.
00:50:32Only Rishi exits.
00:50:33Alright, well then what the fuck am I supposed to wear when I get out the other side?
00:50:40I'll have Donna set up with something.
00:50:43Until I get back with your clothes.
00:50:46I mean, we'll worry about them.
00:50:47I'm sure she's seen it anyway.
00:51:03Cozy little dump.
00:51:16Ready?
00:51:18Sure.
00:51:19Welcome to the entrance gate.
00:51:35This is the A-frame.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:40Does it always make that sound?
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:47Pretty much.
00:51:49I've been calling it...
00:51:51snoring.
00:51:52It gets more intense when the cycle is initiated.
00:51:57You want to have a look inside?
00:52:08This is your camera.
00:52:16Down here.
00:52:18There's your atomic scale.
00:52:20And what is that?
00:52:22Well, it's the most accurate scale you can get.
00:52:24It measures relative atomic mass.
00:52:27Or in our case, the absence of it.
00:52:30Why do you need a camera and a scale?
00:52:34To record the experiment.
00:52:38Okay, for who?
00:52:40For us.
00:52:43You're the first one going through.
00:52:45What? I thought Donna already did this.
00:52:47Well, Donna's procedure was on the prototype.
00:52:51Prototype?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53Well, what the fuck is this?
00:52:55This is the refined application.
00:52:58It's essentially the same as the prototype, it's just bigger.
00:53:01Essentially the same?
00:53:05It's exactly the same.
00:53:06Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:53:08This is fucking stupid.
00:53:11Look, Rich.
00:53:13You are stage four.
00:53:15Trending in the wrong direction.
00:53:17And I know you're receiving treatment.
00:53:19But it's not gonna help you.
00:53:22This...
00:53:24This is your cure.
00:53:30Do it for Donna.
00:53:32Probably not.
00:53:33If something goes wrong, my whole ass is fried and...
00:53:34And you know, that's just the only reason I still have my hand.
00:53:36I'm happy for you.
00:53:37I'm happy for you.
00:53:39But this is not just my hand.
00:53:40you've lied to me what no what are you talking about have you seen this fucking spaceship
00:53:47no yeah exactly all right i i'm i'm not doing this that guy's a
00:53:51fucking creep no rishi sam is the only reason i still have my hand
00:53:55oh no look i'm happy for you i'm happy but this is not just my hand if something goes wrong my
00:54:00whole ass is fried and and you know all my material dies with me and i can't risk that
00:54:05no rishi rishi i'm sorry
00:54:19look i'm i'm sorry about the donna thing i wish there was more transparency
00:54:41you don't have to do this i'll take you back
00:54:46but you really shouldn't be smoking that in your condition
00:54:49okay dead anyway
00:55:11okay you hear me
00:55:12rishi
00:55:17say something if you can hear me why did the chicken enter the quantum dislocator
00:55:23i don't know why to get to the other side come on keep up dumbass
00:55:33okay so
00:55:36it's gonna initiate in 10 seconds
00:55:40it's gonna get loud that means it's working
00:55:43do i need to do anything do i need to do anything no let's get to the other side chicken
00:55:53if it was easier i would do it
00:56:04do
00:56:12do
00:56:14do
00:56:19No!
00:56:35Right, right, right, right.
00:56:49Donna, I'm almost there.
00:56:50Sammy's been gone too long.
00:56:51Hey, hey, calm down.
00:56:52The cycle is aggregating.
00:56:53Everything is fine.
00:56:54Hurry.
00:56:55I'll be there in a minute.
00:57:19Something's wrong.
00:57:30Relax.
00:57:31This could be a good day.
00:57:36A good thing?
00:57:41A very good thing.
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:51Come on.
00:57:55Hello.
00:57:58I love you.
00:57:59This is fun.
00:58:02Bum.
00:58:03This is a good game.
00:58:09This is when you're ready.
00:58:10I'm good at that.
00:58:12No!
00:58:16No!
00:58:20No, no!
00:58:22No, no, no!
00:58:24Calm down.
00:58:26Calm down!
00:58:28No!
00:58:30No!
00:58:32No! No!
00:58:34No! No! No!
00:58:36Calm down!
00:58:38Calm down!
00:58:40No! No! No! You're okay.
00:58:42No! No! No, no!
00:58:44No!
00:58:45No!
00:58:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:58:56You're okay.
00:58:57You're okay.
00:58:59No!
00:59:01No!
00:59:02No!
00:59:03Shh.
00:59:03Shh.
00:59:06Shh.
00:59:07You're okay.
00:59:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:59:38Good morning.
01:00:08I made you breakfast.
01:00:11Fuck you!
01:00:14Okay, see yourself.
01:00:22I'm not exactly sure what this is, but it's not Reishi.
01:00:28I actually don't know if a DNA swab would come back human.
01:00:38It's insane.
01:01:08I don't know.
01:01:38I don't know.
01:02:08Can I help you?
01:02:21Are you Samuel Dunn?
01:02:24Yes, I am.
01:02:26I'm Detective Larson, missing persons here.
01:02:30I'd like to ask you a few questions.
01:02:33Okay. About what?
01:02:35About a missing person.
01:02:36Right. Can I come in?
01:02:40Certainly.
01:02:41Can I get a coffee or something?
01:02:44No, thank you.
01:02:45Mr. Dunn, do you know a woman named Donna Walker?
01:03:03Yes, I do.
01:03:11How about a Rishi Asmi?
01:03:16Rishi Asmi? No.
01:03:20He's been missing for two weeks.
01:03:22And you've been linked to his disappearance.
01:03:27By who?
01:03:30That's confidential.
01:03:33When was the last time you saw Donna Walker?
01:03:38Two or three weeks ago?
01:03:39She's having health issues.
01:03:42She's...
01:03:43That's an emotional rollercoaster.
01:03:51This is Rishi Asmi.
01:03:52I've never seen that guy in my life.
01:04:04Is he an actor or something?
01:04:09What do you do for a living, Mr. Dunn?
01:04:10I'm a quantum physicist.
01:04:20So, you do what, exactly?
01:04:25I experiment with quantum mechanics.
01:04:29Theorize, write papers,
01:04:31try and push the effort forward
01:04:32from my little corner of the universe.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:44Okay.
01:04:46Is that it?
01:04:48I'll be in touch.
01:04:54Cool.
01:05:05Sir, we're closed.
01:05:35Are you Linda Dixon?
01:05:39Do I know you?
01:05:43I think we have someone in common.
01:06:05What's going on?
01:06:20I don't know.
01:06:21You just seem...
01:06:22off.
01:06:24So, is everything all right?
01:06:26Well, I'm sorry if I'm not playing up to your standards.
01:06:29Oh, okay.
01:06:29I'm not saying that.
01:06:30I'm just saying...
01:06:31I'm saying you seem different.
01:06:33So, please tell us what's up.
01:06:36What's up?
01:06:37Why don't you tell me, maestro?
01:06:38Donna.
01:06:39No, I mean, if Walter thinks I suck,
01:06:40why not just say so?
01:06:41Hey, hey, what's with the big fucking attitude, all right?
01:06:42We're here to rehearse.
01:06:44You're wasting our time.
01:06:45Why are you acting like...
01:06:46Seriously?
01:06:47You're gonna...
01:06:47Okay, you know what?
01:06:47Shut up.
01:06:48That's it.
01:06:49You wanna do this?
01:06:50Bye.
01:06:51Okay.
01:06:51Sorry, I told you.
01:06:52I'm not doing that.
01:06:53Right?
01:06:53It's our fucking time.
01:06:54No, I don't wanna do this, all right?
01:06:57Call me when you wanna rehearse.
01:06:58Right?
01:06:58I'm out.
01:06:59Have fun, okay?
01:07:01Bye.
01:07:01Donna.
01:07:01Hi, Donna.
01:07:05Are you at the salon?
01:07:07Yes.
01:07:08Okay, I'm coming.
01:07:10Donna!
01:07:16Look, I made a mistake.
01:07:18I told Rashid it was safe,
01:07:19and it cost him his life.
01:07:21I have to live with that forever.
01:07:24I can't let you do the same thing.
01:07:26It's not your choice.
01:07:28Sam healed you.
01:07:29I'd like to try it myself.
01:07:34It was different for me.
01:07:35I didn't have to go into that fucking whatever he's calling it.
01:07:38The A-frame.
01:07:40And like I said, he fixed it.
01:07:42He's lying to you.
01:07:44He's not.
01:07:45There's proof.
01:07:47Proof?
01:07:48This is so fucked.
01:07:49If this goes wrong, it's over.
01:07:51It's over for me either way.
01:07:54Easy choice.
01:07:56What about your daughter and your granddaughter?
01:07:59I'm sorry, Donna.
01:08:01But I'm doing this.
01:08:03Sam has nothing to gain by killing me.
01:08:06He's as invested as I am.
01:08:08You're fucking wrong.
01:08:09You're just data to him.
01:08:11I have to get back to work.
01:08:14I have to get out in front of this with you.
01:08:43What did you tell Linda?
01:08:46I told her the same thing that I told you when I backed it up with proof.
01:08:50Fuck your proof.
01:08:52And by the way, are you following me?
01:08:54Well, I'm not exactly stalking you, but I did clone your phone.
01:08:59You're such a fucking creep.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13Well, it was nice talking to you.
01:09:15Check your inbox.
01:09:18Ciao.
01:09:22Fuck!
01:09:23Ah, okay.
01:09:36It is October 27, 2024.
01:09:40This is Meatball.
01:09:43Meat is about to successfully travel through the full-scale dislocator, the A-frame,
01:09:51into a quantum parallel and land back in my lab approximately 17 and a half miles from here.
01:09:59After the sequence begins, it should take roughly three seconds to complete the journey where Meatball will find her favorite meal waiting for her.
01:10:14She's excited.
01:10:16Now take that as you're ready.
01:10:17All right, Meat.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:30Ah, yeah.
01:10:31Time to initiate the cycle.
01:10:33You have it.
01:10:47Meatball has just become the first feline interdimensional traveler.
01:10:53That I've heard of, anyway.
01:10:54Ah.
01:10:54Donna Walker?
01:11:20Donna Walker?
01:11:22Yes, yes.
01:11:23Oh, no.
01:11:49Ah.
01:11:49Ah.
01:11:49kortong.
01:11:49Hello.
01:12:10I'm here.
01:12:12Outstanding.
01:12:14I'll buzz you in.
01:12:16Doors unlocked.
01:12:19Hello.
01:12:32Welcome.
01:12:33Make yourself at home.
01:12:37Can I get you anything?
01:12:41Donna.
01:12:44What a pleasant surprise.
01:12:46I'm not talking to you.
01:12:48I'm here for her.
01:12:50Fine by me.
01:12:55And I'm going with you this time.
01:13:03As you wish.
01:13:07Leave it in five minutes.
01:13:10I gotta pee.
01:13:15Now I know everything.
01:13:16I love it.
01:13:17I love it.
01:13:19I don't know.
01:13:49Say, why the chicken end to the quantum dislocator?
01:14:06I don't know.
01:14:10To get to the other side.
01:14:11To get to the other side.
01:14:41Linda, there's a robe in the bathroom.
01:14:55If you want to go change, please.
01:14:58Ow!
01:14:59God!
01:15:03Ow!
01:15:04What's going on?
01:15:06Donna?
01:15:07What are you doing?
01:15:09Donna?
01:15:10Donna, open the door.
01:15:14I knew you found her somewhere.
01:15:16What?
01:15:17What are you talking about?
01:15:19Tell me about the cat in your little video.
01:15:22What?
01:15:23Because it's not the same one that was in your apartment.
01:15:27Yes, it is.
01:15:28Sorry.
01:15:28The cat in the video is a female.
01:15:33She's excited.
01:15:35The one with the unclipped nuts?
01:15:36That's a male.
01:15:38I learned that much in veterinarian school.
01:15:41Just forget about the cats.
01:15:43This will save Linda's life.
01:15:45Yeah, if it works.
01:15:46It works.
01:15:47Cool.
01:15:47You're going first.
01:15:50You don't even know the cycle code.
01:15:52Is it not 67900?
01:15:55That was in your video too, genius.
01:16:01By the way, my cancer's back.
01:16:03So I guess you're not God after all.
01:16:05Donna let me out of here.
01:16:09Donna?
01:16:09Open the fucking door!
01:16:12Nope.
01:16:13Is it?
01:16:16Fine.
01:16:18I can't...
01:16:20I can't go through with my fucking clothes on.
01:16:23Then strip, Playboy.
01:16:24This is happening.
01:16:39Okay.
01:16:42Open the door.
01:16:47How much of this did it take to kill Rishi?
01:16:50Get back inside.
01:17:02Go ahead.
01:17:04Let's do it.
01:17:09Fuck it.
01:17:39No.
01:18:09Ahhhh!!
01:18:12Ah! Ahhhh!!
01:18:15Ahhhh!!
01:18:19Ahhhh!!
01:18:24Ahhhh!!
01:18:26Oh, my God.
01:18:56We talk about acceptance, and when I say acceptance, I don't mean surrender.
01:19:02Fuck that.
01:19:04I mean, accept the good in your life despite the circumstances.
01:19:10You can hate the disease.
01:19:13You can hate the treatment.
01:19:16But accept that you're here to do something positive.
01:19:20Doesn't matter how much time you have.
01:19:23That ticking clock only makes the effort more daring.
01:19:28It is our job to be bold and to survive the day.
01:19:35Because that's the most valuable thing there is.
01:19:40Money can't buy tomorrow.
01:19:43If I've learned one thing,
01:19:45is that control is a life-sucking illusion.
01:19:49So let's spend our time with purpose and intent.
01:19:54Because whatever happens next is none of our fucking business.
01:20:01We're only a half a person.
01:20:04We're gonna get it.
01:20:06We're gonna get it.
01:20:07If we're just kidding.
01:20:08We're gonna get it.
01:20:09Here we go.
01:20:10Which is the name of our God.
01:20:11We're gonna be some human.
01:20:12Here we go.
01:20:13Here we go.
01:20:14Which is the name of our God.
01:20:15We're going to take it.
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