- 5 months ago
the aftermath of the apocalypse, a group of six must play board games to pass the time in a bunker, but as their food runs out, the stakes become far more deadly.
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00:00:00Stop that spin of yours, you get the hand you've dealt
00:00:08You couldn't ask for more, that wasn't how you felt
00:00:14Move on down the line, you're the only one around
00:00:19Make that sign a sign and take it underground
00:00:25Right now we're living but there's something missing
00:00:28Why won't you listen to the sound we're giving
00:00:31It's all there is, so now we gotta give in
00:00:34We gotta give in, we gotta give in
00:00:36We gotta move on down the line
00:00:40You said yours was mine
00:00:43Let's move on down the line
00:00:46Not tonight
00:00:58Well, actually I was just reaching for these
00:01:03Oh, where are you?
00:01:06Oh yes, you have little faith
00:01:09I just wanna make sure you're doing your job correctly
00:01:11I think we both know I'm the most qualified
00:01:13The most qualified person for this role
00:01:16Because I make sure
00:01:18That all the pieces are organised correctly
00:01:21Correct
00:01:22And all the money pies are distributed evenly
00:01:26Also accurate
00:01:29And there's no other person I would trust more with this task
00:01:33Good, then we're in agreement
00:01:36My pleasure
00:01:39Oh, you don't let me play with your maracas
00:01:41That is a sacred rattle of the Yawa Nawa tribe
00:01:43Calm, fun, present
00:01:45Oh, you don't let me play with your little present
00:01:47Well, I think you have everything under control, so
00:01:50See you later
00:01:53Darling, darling
00:01:55That is sacred and you are not giving it the respect it deserves
00:01:58Oh, you don't let me play with your maracas
00:02:00You know very well that is not a maraca
00:02:02That is a ceremonial rattle
00:02:04Of the Yawa Nawa tribe
00:02:05Of the Yawa Nawa tribe
00:02:15It's gonna be a fun night
00:02:16Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
00:02:19I shall be back with some snacks
00:02:23Maybe I will invite Paul and Lindsay
00:02:25No, Nina, don't invite Lindsay
00:02:27I...
00:02:30You got me
00:02:32I'll
00:02:36Very funny
00:02:57Hey sweetheart
00:03:00Hello lovely, how was work?
00:03:04Well, a bit manic to be honest
00:03:06But um...
00:03:07Has that bed moved close to the wall?
00:03:09What?
00:03:10I swear my side seems to get more and more squished every day
00:03:13Don't be silly Paul, beds can't move
00:03:15Yeah, no
00:03:16Yeah, you're right
00:03:17Must be going mad
00:03:18Yeah
00:03:19Oh, I saw this just as I was leaving the city
00:03:21Chaos isn't it?
00:03:23Stressful day at work?
00:03:25Yeah
00:03:27Come on, tell Lindsay all about it
00:03:29That's what these ears are trained for
00:03:31Oh, where to start?
00:03:32I mean the government is in complete turmoil
00:03:34Yeah
00:03:35And us little minions, we're running around like headless chickens
00:03:37You know, putting out fires left, right and centre
00:03:38Yeah
00:03:39Sometimes metaphorical fires
00:03:40But sometimes you know, real, literal, actual fires
00:03:43No
00:03:44I mean the Swedish ambassador is completely ignoring the no smoking signs
00:03:46And it's like, I can actually see you, you know, and I can smell it
00:03:48And if you're going to hide it, please don't hide it in a waste paper basket
00:03:51I'm sorry
00:03:53I'm just, I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed
00:03:55And sometimes I think, you know, maybe Grant was right to be building that bunker in his garden
00:04:02Paul, don't say that
00:04:04I know, you're right, I'm catastrophizing, but the thing is that I
00:04:07The world is a scary place, Paul, and it's okay to admit that you're absolutely powerless and you have no control
00:04:13I'm absolutely powerless and I have no control
00:04:15Yeah
00:04:16Aren't you lucky to have a therapist or a girlfriend?
00:04:19You know, I've offered Grant countless sessions, but you won't take me up on any of them
00:04:23Some people would literally rather build a bunker in their back garden than ask for help
00:04:27Shhh
00:04:29I didn't say anything
00:04:31Shhh
00:04:32Do you hear that?
00:04:33What?
00:04:34Shhh
00:04:35Downstairs
00:04:42They're having a walking night without us
00:04:44Oh honey, I'm sure they're not
00:04:45Shhh
00:04:46Look, even if they were, I don't think
00:04:48Give me a glass from the kitchen
00:04:49Lindsay
00:04:50Get me a glass from the kitchen
00:04:58Come on, cough up
00:04:59Come on darling, you're not going to make your fiancé pay rent
00:05:01Well, yeah, it could make up for the lack of rent that you pay in real life
00:05:04Sweetheart, what's mine is yours
00:05:06Yeah, and in this situation, what's yours is literally mine
00:05:09You know, actually, we should address the whole rent issue
00:05:12It's like it's in about two years now
00:05:14And, um
00:05:15That's capitalism for you
00:05:16It tears families apart
00:05:17You know, if we were playing my utopia version
00:05:19Nooo
00:05:20Nooo
00:05:21Nooo
00:05:22Thank you
00:05:23Nooo
00:05:24Oh no, prison again
00:05:29Karma
00:05:30Oh look at that, it's like a little family prison
00:05:32Ugh, I actually can't think of anything worse
00:05:35Wait, wait, wait, you'd rather share a cell with a criminal stranger than your own brother
00:05:40Yeah, at least you know he wouldn't kill you in your sleep
00:05:42I wouldn't
00:05:43Yeah, but I could end up being really good friends with my cell mate
00:05:46She might end up being really cool
00:05:47We could like take over the whole prison
00:05:49And we could escape together
00:05:51I mean, Grung would be the perfect person to help you escape
00:05:55Yeah, that is true actually
00:05:57Come on Michael Schofield, why don't you tunnel us out of here?
00:06:00Actually, tunneling is a very small part of bunker building, so the joke's on you
00:06:04Yes, exactly
00:06:05Come on, enough bunker chat, alright?
00:06:06Mocking his bunker is the same as mocking his crippling anxiety
00:06:09I'm not going to stand here
00:06:10Okay, well there is actually quite a lot to be anxious about right now
00:06:14Let's not go into it, Nina, I think it's your turn
00:06:17Although, Grant
00:06:19It's just Grant, there's no S
00:06:20Sure, sure Grant
00:06:21I was going to say if you're interested, I'd be happy to do a Reiki healing on you
00:06:26Yeah, if I'm ever interested, I'll let you know, Nina, do you want to?
00:06:30Sorry, Reiki healing? Since when are you a Reiki healer?
00:06:33I did that online course last week
00:06:35Oh yeah, yeah
00:06:37I mean, I'm only a Reiki master level 2, but I know enough to shift some of that block chi you've got going on
00:06:42No, that's very kind
00:06:43That's a very kind offer
00:06:44Too kind in a way
00:06:46But, I think that's for me, so I might just have a quick tiny little peek
00:06:53Or maybe whatever it is can wait until after games night
00:06:58Yay, well done monkey, I'm so proud of you
00:07:00See, there's your problem, Grant
00:07:04It's too much news
00:07:06Okay, Michael
00:07:07Sorry, my problem is too much news
00:07:10Too much news
00:07:11Too much news
00:07:12Too much news
00:07:13I'm too well informed
00:07:14Too much news
00:07:15Okay, okay
00:07:16Yeah, Zaki actually never listens to the news
00:07:18Never
00:07:19Haven't got a clue what's going on
00:07:20Couldn't be happier
00:07:21Wow
00:07:22Clap and come on and buy your news
00:07:23No, no, no, that's fantastic, Zaki
00:07:24Really, I think you've solved the entire global crisis
00:07:26No one should know anything about anything and everything will be fine
00:07:30Listen, a wise man once said
00:07:32The less you fill your head with knowledge, the more space you have to dream
00:07:38Right, who said that?
00:07:40Who?
00:07:43Who's?
00:07:44That was...
00:07:46One of yours was that?
00:07:47That was one of mine, yeah
00:07:48But it's a good point and I would encourage everyone to...
00:07:50Shut up
00:07:51Okay
00:07:52Okay, if I'm on a therapy session, I would call Lindsay
00:07:54Very true
00:07:55Very true
00:07:56Oh yeah, where are those two?
00:07:59They're...
00:08:00Probably upstairs
00:08:01What?
00:08:02Why are you whispering?
00:08:03They can't hear us
00:08:04Never know
00:08:06Yeah, they are a really weird couple, aren't they?
00:08:13Weird!
00:08:14They said we were weird
00:08:15They said we were a weird couple
00:08:18I'll show them weird
00:08:19Come on, Paul
00:08:20We're getting into that board games night
00:08:22Sure, yeah, no
00:08:23No, if that's what you want
00:08:24Or we could just stay in and snuggle up and watch a film maybe
00:08:27We're getting into that board game night
00:08:29Sure, yeah
00:08:30No, absolutely
00:08:31You're going to go over there and say that we've run out of sugar?
00:08:33Oh no, Lindsay, please don't make me lie
00:08:35You know that I hate deceit
00:08:37If we're going to do this, we're going to tell the truth
00:08:40And say what?
00:08:41Well, I think we just say that we thought we could hear you having a board games night
00:08:44And so we decided to gather data
00:08:45And when we listened through the floor for a little bit
00:08:46We realised that we were in fact having a board games night
00:08:47And so we're here
00:08:48Paul?
00:08:49Look, I know it sounds a bit far-fetched
00:08:50But honesty is always the best policy
00:08:51Paul?
00:08:52What is that?
00:08:53Oh, good God
00:08:54The whole of London seems to be on fire
00:08:56What?
00:08:57What?
00:08:58What?
00:08:59What?
00:09:00What?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02What?
00:09:03Oh, good God
00:09:04The whole of London seems to be on fire
00:09:18BBC News
00:09:19National Emergency Public Advise to Find Immediate Shelter
00:09:22Go on, what does it say?
00:09:23It won't load
00:09:25Hello? My 5G's cut out.
00:09:27Of course.
00:09:28What are we going to do? Where are we going to go?
00:09:31Under here, quick!
00:09:33Oh yes, we'll be really safe underneath all of that memory foam.
00:09:37Where should we go?
00:09:39Grant.
00:09:41Garden, quick!
00:09:43Look, we pool our resources.
00:09:54No, we are not pooling anything.
00:09:56No, no, we form a conglomerate and that...
00:09:58No, no, no, Sucky, Sucky, I'm a sole trader, okay?
00:10:01I've got my own thing going on. I'm not pooling.
00:10:03See, that's capitalism. Selfish, alright?
00:10:05Now, if we were playing my utopia version...
00:10:07Nooooo!
00:10:09What? What?
00:10:11Look, it's like if no one wants to play your silly little hippie version, okay?
00:10:14Guys, what was that?
00:10:15What is wrong with it? It's a much nicer game.
00:10:17It's just not really fun or enjoyable in any way.
00:10:20Okay, now how is that not an enjoyable game?
00:10:22Because what's the point of playing with...
00:10:24No money, no banks, there's no winners, no losers.
00:10:27Grant, come on.
00:10:28There's no signal for God's sake.
00:10:30Hey, put that away. It's pointless.
00:10:41Oh no!
00:10:46Let's go.
00:10:48OK.
00:10:50Sure, goodbye.
00:10:52Well, let's go.
00:10:53Good.
00:10:58Water thrown all right,ぐ.
00:11:08Buckle up and then roll that dice
00:11:11You've got this baby so don't get twice
00:11:15For then you broke your knees
00:11:18At the end of all
00:11:24So why don't you keep the crown in bed
00:11:27Why don't you help me play another round, babe
00:11:31Another round and I'll leave you, leave
00:11:35One more round is gonna set us free
00:11:38We're playing bowling games
00:11:41At the end of the world
00:12:02No, absolutely not, we can't risk it
00:12:04But I really want to go to Barcelona
00:12:07I've got the resources, Nina
00:12:09Oh, looks like the tables have turned
00:12:11What?
00:12:12Paul, I was building a route there
00:12:15Yeah, but that's the game, honey
00:12:17Paul, I don't like it
00:12:20Take it back
00:12:21Oh, hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's okay
00:12:23I'll take it back, I'm gonna take it back
00:12:24No, you can't take them back, you've already placed them
00:12:26What? Paul?
00:12:29Why would you do this to me?
00:12:31Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, I'm gonna fix this
00:12:33This is my problem, this is my fault and I'm gonna fix this
00:12:35I promise, I promise
00:12:36Grant, Grant, please check the rules
00:12:37There must be a way I can take these trains back
00:12:38You can't take them back
00:12:39I have to take these trains back
00:12:40No, you can't take them back
00:12:41And for God's sake, everyone, look at the state of the trains
00:12:44Come on, the tracks are there for a reason, yeah?
00:12:48If we just throw them down anywhere, it's just chaos
00:12:51Mindless chaos
00:12:53Grant?
00:12:57I think the generator died again
00:13:00Yep, thank you, honey
00:13:03Don't worry, I'll get it
00:13:05Careful
00:13:09Sorry, sorry, sorry
00:13:11Hi
00:13:12Careful, sir
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15Hey
00:13:16Oh, there he goes
00:13:18Our own little personal power plant
00:13:20There you go
00:13:21Fuel yourself
00:13:22What a sweet thing you enjoy
00:13:24Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:13:25No, no, no, no, no
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27You need to conserve supplies, okay?
00:13:30Look at me, look at me
00:13:32Once this food runs out, that is it
00:13:34Grant, honestly, the scarcity mindset of yours
00:13:37It's Grant, okay?
00:13:38There's no S, it's Grant
00:13:39And it's not scarcity mindset
00:13:41Look, we're going through food at an exponential rate, yeah?
00:13:44You remember that massive top of peanut butter?
00:13:46You said it was going to last forever?
00:13:47That's gone, yeah?
00:13:48What?
00:13:49What?
00:13:50There's so much food
00:13:51Look, chill
00:13:53Look, Grant, can I give you a little bit of advice?
00:13:58Scarcity mindset is all perspective, isn't it?
00:14:01Right?
00:14:02Like, for example, this to you
00:14:04Looks like a nine, doesn't it?
00:14:06Yep
00:14:07Right, but to me
00:14:09That's a six
00:14:10Oh, my God, he's right
00:14:12Right, wow, thank you
00:14:13Thank you for that mind-blowing revelation
00:14:15Well, Grant, I'd just like to say
00:14:17That we think you've built an excellent bunker
00:14:19And however you choose to ration the food is fine by us
00:14:21Oh, yes, hear, hear
00:14:22We're ever so grateful
00:14:23And if we overstay our welcome at all
00:14:24All you've got to do is tell us
00:14:25Yeah, Monkey, don't worry
00:14:26If we need food
00:14:27We can always go to the house and get some
00:14:28No, no, no, no
00:14:29We can't leave the bunker, okay?
00:14:30You see what it's like out there
00:14:31Last night I heard people screaming outside
00:14:32Uh-uh-uh
00:14:33Were they people screaming?
00:14:34Or were they...
00:14:35Foxes?
00:14:36Sh**t
00:14:37But look, if it helps you relax
00:14:38I think you can't be doing a good job
00:14:39If it helps you relax
00:14:40It's fine by us
00:14:41Oh, yes, here, here
00:14:42We're ever so grateful
00:14:43And if we overstay our welcome at all
00:14:44All you've got to do is tell us
00:14:45Yeah, Monkey, don't worry
00:14:46If we need food
00:14:47We can always go to the house and get some
00:14:48No, no, no, no
00:14:49We can't leave the bunker, okay?
00:14:50You see what it's like out there
00:14:51Last night I heard people screaming outside
00:14:52Foxes?
00:14:53Sh**t
00:14:55But look, if it helps you relax
00:14:57Then I'm happy to go and check the house
00:14:59Yeah
00:15:00Yeah, okay
00:15:01Yeah, that's fine
00:15:02That's a good idea
00:15:03Zucky, I'll go with you
00:15:04And we can have a little scavenger hunt
00:15:05No, absolutely not
00:15:06No way
00:15:07What?
00:15:08No, I'm not letting my sister risk her life
00:15:09To go and...
00:15:10Oh, but it's okay to let my little Zucky risk his
00:15:13Yeah, no, that's not what I'm saying
00:15:14I'm saying if something did happen
00:15:15At least it would only be, you know, him
00:15:17You know that we're going to have to leave this bunker at some point, don't you?
00:15:19No
00:15:20Actually, if we ration very carefully
00:15:21Oh my God
00:15:22At some point the poo hole is going to fill up
00:15:24Well, I did dig it very deep, so
00:15:27Oh, Grant, this sounds like classic you
00:15:30Classic scaredy cat
00:15:32No, I'm not being a scaredy cat
00:15:33No, cat
00:15:34It's not
00:15:35That's not what this is
00:15:36Don't do that
00:15:37No, no
00:15:38You know what?
00:15:39I'm not being a scaredy cat
00:15:40This is actually just
00:15:41Stop
00:15:42Sorry, it's just a really fun sound
00:15:47Listen, you stay here in your little man cave
00:15:51And Zucky and I will go up and for it
00:15:53Come on, Zucky
00:15:54No, I...
00:15:58Hey
00:15:59It's okay to be scared, Grant
00:16:01We all get scared sometimes
00:16:03I told you, it's already started
00:16:10Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely, you're right
00:16:12Yeah
00:16:13It's already started
00:16:15When the supply starts to run out
00:16:17Who do you think will be the first to be kicked out of here?
00:16:20It won't be his family
00:16:21Or their little pals
00:16:22It will be their needy little neighbours who snuck in at the last minute
00:16:26Oh, no, no, no, I really don't think they're going to do this
00:16:28Must do
00:16:29They have to sleep on the cold hard floor while they get the cosy bunk beds
00:16:33Yeah, well, it is their bunkers it feels only right that they get to sleep on the bed
00:16:36Shhh
00:16:38They can't
00:16:39No, we're planning this day
00:16:40Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely
00:16:42Look, look where we are
00:16:44I'm planning
00:16:46Shhh
00:16:48What?
00:16:49No
00:16:50You're in charge, you're in charge
00:16:51You're the train master
00:16:52I am in charge, I'm the train master
00:16:53You're the train master
00:16:54And I'm here to win
00:16:55Choo-choo-choo-choo
00:16:56Choo-choo-choo
00:16:57Come on everyone, let's finish the game
00:16:59Yes
00:17:00Oh, it's my turn with the bike
00:17:02Oh my God, babe, no
00:17:04The least we can do is make ourselves useful
00:17:06Oh, thank you
00:17:08You're so welcome
00:17:10Pool
00:17:12Oh, yep, right here
00:17:30So hold your horses
00:17:32Hold your men
00:17:34It's not your turn, I'll tell you when
00:17:38Stop drawing cards, you're lost again
00:17:42You already had a perfect ten
00:17:46You were never really here, darling
00:17:54You were hiding from your fate, darling
00:18:02You were never really here, darling
00:18:10You were
00:18:24You are
00:18:26You were
00:18:28Ohhhhhhhhhh
00:18:43Cat!
00:18:51Cat?
00:18:58Yes, my darling, but that is what a relationship is.
00:19:25Oh, so why don't we just sew ourselves together and then we'll never have to spend a second apart?
00:19:28Oh my God, I'm so worried.
00:19:30Oh God, not you as well. It's too much to ask for a bit of breathing room.
00:19:34What happened? You were gone for ages.
00:19:36Yeah, what's going on out there?
00:19:37Well, we would have been back a lot sooner had somebody not gone missing.
00:19:41You were missing.
00:19:42No, I didn't.
00:19:43Vanished without a trace.
00:19:44Okay, go. You tell the story.
00:19:45Okay, fine. I will.
00:19:46Well, I went down to look for supplies and Kat said she was going to come and join me.
00:19:50I'm looking for a good 20 minutes or so and the house has been utterly pillaged.
00:19:53I'm not really finding anything.
00:19:55The house has been robbed.
00:19:56Oh, yeah, yeah, it's completely ransacked.
00:19:57But then I realise that Kat is nowhere to be seen.
00:20:01So I call up the stairs.
00:20:02I say, sweetheart, you okay?
00:20:06No response.
00:20:07So naturally panic sets in.
00:20:09I do a quick scan around the house, leave the front door to see if she's out on the street.
00:20:13Everything's deserted apart from a couple of fat-looking foxes.
00:20:16So I rush back inside the house beside myself with worry and I can hear something upstairs.
00:20:21So I go back up the stairs and guess what I find.
00:20:24I was having a bath.
00:20:25She was having a bath.
00:20:27What?
00:20:28I didn't want to tell you because I knew you'd want to join me.
00:20:30I would have loved to have joined you.
00:20:31Exactly.
00:20:32And in normal circumstances, that would have been lovely.
00:20:34But after six days in a bloody bunker, I don't think it's a crime to want some alone ties.
00:20:39Wait, what about the people?
00:20:40Yeah, what is everybody?
00:20:41Well, after the whole bath portrayal, we really didn't feel like exploring much, so...
00:20:45Yeah, it was a rubbish bath as well.
00:20:47The power's out, so it was tepid as shit.
00:20:49The tank was almost empty, so it was only about this full.
00:20:53It was bloody tragic.
00:20:54You used the last of the water for a lukewarm bath.
00:20:58Well, if we had both been in the bath together, then our body heat would have made it warmer.
00:21:02And it would have also felt more full.
00:21:04Shut up about the bath!
00:21:06What is going on out there?
00:21:07Did you at least, like, send out an SOS or something?
00:21:10Well, the phone lines are dead.
00:21:11The internet's cut off.
00:21:12There's no bloody signal.
00:21:13I mean, we were going to go to a shop, but then something bit Zucky on the leg, so we decided
00:21:17to go back.
00:21:18Something bit you?
00:21:19You decided to go back.
00:21:20What bit you?
00:21:21Well, you're a grown adult, Zucky.
00:21:22I'm not going to tell you what to do.
00:21:24I understand that, my love, but it would be nice if we could make more of these decisions.
00:21:27What bit you?
00:21:28I don't know, something jumped out of the hedge.
00:21:30It was gone in a flash.
00:21:31It gave me a little nip.
00:21:44I don't get it.
00:21:46When do I take my character to the gas station?
00:21:49On phase three of your turn, but that isn't your character.
00:21:53That's a zombie.
00:21:54You see how it looks very much like a zombie.
00:21:56Whereas you are playing as Esteban, the fireman, yeah?
00:22:01You see how he is dressed like a fireman, yeah?
00:22:05Can we just play something simple like Rodent Trap?
00:22:08I love Rodent Trap.
00:22:09Cat, look at the size of your bite compared to Nina's.
00:22:12Oh, me, me, me.
00:22:14Look, look, me, me, me, me.
00:22:16Look, what part of rationing don't you understand, okay?
00:22:19This, that's a standard bite, yeah?
00:22:23If it hits your molars, you've gone too far.
00:22:26Ration, ration, ration.
00:22:27These are like a bloody parrot.
00:22:28One just for you every other round, okay?
00:22:30Anyone want a Topper?
00:22:31Yeah, just a little one.
00:22:33Thanks.
00:22:33Look, guys, this is actually a very simple game once it gets started.
00:22:38Well, it doesn't sound very simple.
00:22:39Like, what's all these phases?
00:22:40Like, dissection, non-dissection, and about one of us being a secret betrayer.
00:22:45What?
00:22:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:48I don't, I don't like that rule.
00:22:49No, it just means that if we suspect someone of being a betrayer,
00:22:51then we have to exile them.
00:22:52Exile?
00:22:53No, no, no, no.
00:22:54I thought you said this was a cooperative game, yeah?
00:22:56We're all working together.
00:22:57Why would one of us ever try to betray?
00:22:59Oh, you silly sausage.
00:23:00Let Grant finish explaining the rules of the game.
00:23:03Yeah, it just means we need to be wary of anyone acting suspiciously, okay?
00:23:06But the most important thing is that we stop the infection from getting back to the colony.
00:23:12Hey, pumpkin.
00:23:15Sucky, get back to bed.
00:23:16You need to rest.
00:23:17Yeah, I just need to keep moving and burn this fever out of me.
00:23:21Sweetheart, as a doctor, as a qualified medical professional,
00:23:25I am telling you that is just going to exhaust you.
00:23:27What you need is some antibiotics and sleep.
00:23:30Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:23:31Well, I'll just realign my chakras and see how I feel.
00:23:35Yeah, sure.
00:23:37You do what you want.
00:23:40Hey, Grant.
00:23:42Hey.
00:23:42So, when can Esteban take his fuel card to the gas station?
00:24:03Why would you bring fuel cards to the gas station?
00:24:06Yeah, the whole point of the gas station is to bring fuel cards from there back to the colony.
00:24:09And much more importantly, you're not going to take any fuel cards anywhere with him
00:24:12because that's a zombie, yeah?
00:24:13You're not playing as a zombie.
00:24:14You're playing as Esteban, the fireman who is dressed as a fireman.
00:24:19Okay, I'm sorry, but there's a reason why I wanted to play this game.
00:24:31Sucky, for Christ's sake, rest yourself.
00:24:34It's working.
00:24:35I can feel the universe burning the fever out of me.
00:24:39Sweetheart, that is not how biology works.
00:24:43With all due respect, I don't teach you this stuff in medical school.
00:24:50No, you're right, they don't.
00:24:54Okay, well, if you want some antibiotics, they're over in the medical bag, yeah?
00:24:58What if antibiotics don't quite cut it?
00:25:01What do you mean?
00:25:02I mean, we don't know what's wrong with him and how it relates to what's going on up there.
00:25:06So, what if antibiotics don't quite...
00:25:08Don't be so ridiculous.
00:25:10Okay, he's got a little bit of an infection from where that thing bit him.
00:25:13That's what I'm saying.
00:25:14He'll be fine with some antibiotics and rest.
00:25:21Oh, I'm getting another one.
00:25:23No, Kat, no.
00:25:26I can't do this.
00:25:27You don't have to do anything.
00:25:29Just sit there and be chill.
00:25:30It's a deceit.
00:25:31I can't do it.
00:25:31It's making me sweat.
00:25:33You're not deceiving anyone.
00:25:34Yes, but I know that you're deceiving them.
00:25:35Stop being so self-righteous.
00:25:37All I'm trying to do is overload them with a little bit of caffeine so they have a teeny tiny panic attack.
00:25:42No, no, I don't want to hear it.
00:25:43I don't want to hear it.
00:25:43They get all overwhelmed and they have to go upstairs for some fresh air.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:47Whilst they're there, we lock them out and steal their little bunker.
00:25:50Please, Lindsay, I'm sweating like a giant block of cheese.
00:25:52Stop, you look gross.
00:25:53Just chill out and lay off the coffee.
00:25:56Okay, but...
00:25:57I swear to Jesus Christ, if you mess this up, I will give you something to sweat about.
00:26:02No coffee, anyone?
00:26:04Oh, yes, please.
00:26:04I'm fine.
00:26:05Yeah, sure, just a tiny one.
00:26:07Thanks.
00:26:07Fine.
00:26:09Yeah, no, okay, I shouldn't.
00:26:11He's really sensitive to caffeine.
00:26:13I'll just stick with this one.
00:26:14Thanks.
00:26:15Well, it's all cold now, so let me heat it up for you.
00:26:19Yeah, sure.
00:26:20Thanks.
00:26:21He's very kind.
00:26:22Okay, okay, okay.
00:26:23So, I move Esteban.
00:26:25Yeah, so you're not your...
00:26:26No, no, no.
00:26:27Not to the gas station.
00:26:28No, no, no.
00:26:29I take him to the hospital where I'm going to drop all my medical cards.
00:26:36Oh, Esteban, you big, sexy fireman.
00:26:42Are you here to save me?
00:26:44Oh, hello.
00:26:44Yes, I've come to save you.
00:26:49You are safe with me, don't you worry about anything.
00:26:53Oh, you are so brave.
00:26:55Oh, you are so sexy.
00:26:57Oh, thank you so much, you sexy man.
00:27:00Come with me, let's run away.
00:27:02I would love to.
00:27:03Let's run away from here to the mountains.
00:27:08No, you're mine.
00:27:10Esteban, I've come home from working really hard 9 to 5 in the office.
00:27:15Esteban, my wife.
00:27:18When Meggie.
00:27:19Esteban, how could you?
00:27:21Who is this tart covered in jam?
00:27:24They are completely missing the point of why I wanted to play this game.
00:27:28Is it just me?
00:27:29Where are the walls getting closer together?
00:27:31Kiss me.
00:27:32Jesus!
00:27:35Oh my God, look at you.
00:27:37All that frolicking around has made you ten times worse.
00:27:39I actually feel much better.
00:27:41Really?
00:27:41Because you look awful.
00:27:43Oh, look.
00:27:45Oh, she's as messy as she is.
00:27:46Oh, crap.
00:27:48Nice.
00:27:50Yes, I can't.
00:27:52Put the arm down and step away from my sister.
00:27:56Oh my God, Cron, what's gotten into you?
00:27:59We don't know what's going on out there, yeah?
00:28:01We don't know what bits are, and we can't afford to take any chances, okay?
00:28:05So, Zach, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave the bunker.
00:28:08Look, guys, as a therapist, I can recognise when someone's having a panic attack.
00:28:13Why don't you all take Grant upstairs to get some fresh air?
00:28:16No, no, we can't leave the bunker.
00:28:18It's fine.
00:28:18Me and Paul will stay here and look after the bunker.
00:28:21No, I can't stay here.
00:28:22I think I need some fresh air.
00:28:23No, silly, you don't need fresh air.
00:28:25Yes, I do.
00:28:25No, you don't.
00:28:26They're the ones that need fresh air.
00:28:27No, I'm the one that needs fresh air.
00:28:28I think I'm having a heart attack.
00:28:29Oh, you silly goofs.
00:28:32I told you to lay on the coffee.
00:28:33Paul, I must say, you are acting very suspiciously.
00:28:37Yeah, I think I might have an idea who the betrayer is.
00:28:42What?
00:28:42No, no, no, no, it's not me.
00:28:44See, look at my cards.
00:28:45Look, see, no betrayer cards.
00:28:46You've got to believe me.
00:28:47You've got to believe me.
00:28:48Exile me.
00:28:50Exile me now before it's too late.
00:28:52Enough!
00:28:54Something's not right.
00:28:56I think it's the infection.
00:28:58I can feel it.
00:29:00I've got it.
00:29:00Hey, monkey, monkey.
00:29:01Calm.
00:29:02Do the breathing.
00:29:07And see, Grants.
00:29:08Yes, stay with the breath.
00:29:10Yeah, breathe.
00:29:15Stay with the breath now.
00:29:16No, no, no, no, I said it's like a flower.
00:29:38A nice, pretty flower.
00:29:41A daisy, a da**hole.
00:29:42A pretty flower.
00:29:43It blooms in spring.
00:29:45A rose, a peony, a lily.
00:29:47Blooms in spring.
00:29:48Okay, opposite of low ear.
00:29:50Hi, hi, hi, hi, how do you say this?
00:29:51Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:29:52Okay, well done.
00:29:52Um, so think of like a cow with like long hair.
00:29:55Right, yeah, okay, yeah.
00:29:56So what is it then?
00:29:59Oh, er, a bison.
00:30:01A bison?
00:30:02How many long-haired bison have you seen, Zucky?
00:30:04Time.
00:30:05It was a yak.
00:30:08We got three.
00:30:09Oh, my poor Zucky Ducky.
00:30:14You've given him brain damage.
00:30:15I don't have brain damage, my love.
00:30:17It's just very hard to think when you keep shouting at me.
00:30:19No, Zucky.
00:30:20Take responsibility for your shortcomings.
00:30:22I do take responsibility.
00:30:25Take it.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:26That's yours, not mine.
00:30:27You know bison don't have long hair.
00:30:30Okay, I take that and I accept that.
00:30:31I do know that.
00:30:32I'm just very hungry right now.
00:30:34Yeah, we're all hungry.
00:30:36This rationing has gotten ridiculous.
00:30:38Yeah, well, I told you.
00:30:39Weeks ago.
00:30:40Don't I told you so, me?
00:30:41This is ridiculous.
00:30:43We can't live off one cereal bar every other day.
00:30:45Well, we wouldn't be in this position
00:30:46if some people hadn't scoffed all the food in the first week.
00:30:49Hey, guys, don't worry.
00:30:50I'm working on it.
00:30:52Yeah, but Nina, that's not going to...
00:30:55Yes?
00:30:58Never mind.
00:30:59Don't worry, it's going to be okay.
00:31:01Just keep playing, keep having fun,
00:31:04and tell me when it's my goal.
00:31:06Yeah, guys, let's not let the food shortages
00:31:08turn us into a bunch of animals.
00:31:10Right, Paul, best listening is on.
00:31:14Okay, so you're on geography, and go.
00:31:17Okay, so this one is, like, really famous.
00:31:20Um, the River Nile?
00:31:29For God's sake, no, pass.
00:31:31Okay, so this one is, like, a city in India.
00:31:35New Delhi.
00:31:36Mumbai.
00:31:38Kolkata.
00:31:38No, no, no, no, it's like a city.
00:31:40India, with the elephants and stuff.
00:31:41Oh, Bangalore.
00:31:43Uh, uh, Hyderabad.
00:31:45Jaipur.
00:31:45No, it's a city.
00:31:46India.
00:31:47India.
00:31:47Pass.
00:31:47No, only one pass.
00:31:48Oh, for God's sakes.
00:31:49Paul, India.
00:31:51Kampur.
00:31:51India.
00:31:52Surat.
00:31:52India.
00:31:53Mirut.
00:31:53India.
00:31:54India.
00:31:54A cola, a cola.
00:31:55Time.
00:31:56Oh, for God's sakes, Paul.
00:31:59It was Sri Lanka, you idiot.
00:32:03Okay, come on, Neens.
00:32:04It's our turn.
00:32:05Yay.
00:32:07Oh, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:08Be careful with that.
00:32:09You could hurt someone.
00:32:10It's the only Paul I could find.
00:32:12Okay, who wants to hold it while I have my go?
00:32:14I'll hold it for you, babe.
00:32:16Not Paul.
00:32:17Yep.
00:32:17Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:19I mean, we can't just leave the hatch open, okay?
00:32:22Anything might crawl in.
00:32:23How am I going to catch our food, then?
00:32:25Yeah, okay, here's the thing.
00:32:27I think your ingenuity is great, but it's not going to work, is it?
00:32:32It might.
00:32:33I put all the old bread at the back.
00:32:35A bird isn't just going to fly into your bucket, Nina.
00:32:37It might if it wants some bread.
00:32:39But it's not even that long.
00:32:41I mean, you're more likely to catch a badger.
00:32:43I'm sure you could still eat a badger.
00:32:44No, I'm not saying that.
00:32:46I'm saying...
00:32:47You can eat anything with flesh.
00:32:49Yeah, I agree with Grant.
00:32:51I don't think murdering poor birds and badgers is the solution.
00:32:53No, I've got no issue with that.
00:32:55My point is there isn't going to be any...
00:32:56I mean, would any of us even know how to gut and clean a bird?
00:32:59Uh, excuse me, seven years at medical school,
00:33:02I think I could dissect a pigeon.
00:33:03There aren't going to be any pigeons to dissect.
00:33:06What's your solution, then?
00:33:07At least Nina's trying to solve the problem.
00:33:10Rationing, okay?
00:33:11Rationing.
00:33:11If we very strictly ration, you have a little bit today,
00:33:13a little bit tomorrow, you've got a lot more than you think you might.
00:33:15You don't need rationing.
00:33:16We just need more food.
00:33:17But you won't let us leave the bunker because you're too much of a...
00:33:19If you call me a scaredy cat, I swear to God, I will...
00:33:22See, this is why I built my bird trap.
00:33:25You're so stressed about food on the tongue
00:33:27that you're not fun to play games with anymore.
00:33:29Nina, I'm just trying to say...
00:33:32You are just sucking all the fun out of everything.
00:33:34Well, yeah, but I mean, we're on the brink of starvation.
00:33:42Like, I don't think it's that unreason...
00:33:43Grants, Grants, Grants.
00:33:46Karma is like a boomerang.
00:33:49In order to get it back,
00:33:51you...
00:33:51You've got to let it go.
00:33:55He's right.
00:34:01Just let it go.
00:34:07Yeah.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah, you're right.
00:34:09You're right.
00:34:10I'll try and put it out of my mind.
00:34:12At least until the end of the game.
00:34:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:13Of course.
00:34:14I'm sorry.
00:34:15Okay?
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:16I'm going to try and not think about it.
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18All right.
00:34:18You ready?
00:34:19All right.
00:34:20So, it's a food.
00:34:22You get it in between two pieces of bread.
00:34:24McDonald's.
00:34:24I'm sorry.
00:34:25Have a good one.
00:34:26Yeah, there we go.
00:34:26Really good.
00:34:28Oh, okay.
00:34:28Actor.
00:34:29And he is in the Hollow Man.
00:34:31He's a friend.
00:34:31No, just a friend, Amber.
00:34:33His second name says it's something you have for breakfast.
00:34:35Oh, it's bacon.
00:34:35Give me bacon.
00:34:36Yes.
00:34:37Yeah, it's bacon.
00:34:38Oh, God.
00:34:39Okay, so Eastern European country.
00:34:41Poland.
00:34:42Slovakia.
00:34:42No, okay.
00:34:43It's okay.
00:34:44It's like, oh, how am I feeling?
00:34:45Hungry.
00:34:46Yeah, hungry.
00:34:47Yeah, okay.
00:34:48Oh, one of these in Ireland.
00:34:49Yeah.
00:34:50One of these in Ireland.
00:34:51It's a really bad event.
00:34:52The great potato.
00:34:53No, potato.
00:34:54Potato mash.
00:34:54Potato salad.
00:34:55It was a great potato.
00:34:56Potato mash.
00:34:56It was a bad thing.
00:34:57Potato fries.
00:34:57It was a bad thing.
00:34:59No.
00:34:59Okay, no, I'm sorry.
00:35:00I just can't do this.
00:35:01No, no.
00:35:02No, I'm sorry.
00:35:03I'm sorry.
00:35:04We can't just ignore this.
00:35:06You're right.
00:35:07We're going to have to do something drastic.
00:35:09I've just had a really good idea.
00:35:11You know how you four are like really clever cookies?
00:35:14Well, why don't you go hunting for some supplies
00:35:17and me and Miss Thicko will stay here and watch the bunker.
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:21Look, Lindsay, there's no way we're going to do that
00:35:24because if we leave you in here, you're just going to lock us out
00:35:26and leave us a die.
00:35:28What?
00:35:28That's crazy.
00:35:30What makes you say that?
00:35:32We've heard you say it like a gazillion times.
00:35:36Yeah, the bunker is really small.
00:35:39And you whisper really loudly.
00:35:40Well, we're all literally sitting right here.
00:35:44You're crazy.
00:35:45You're all crazy.
00:35:46Paul, tell them how crazy they are.
00:35:50You're all crazy.
00:35:52Yeah, well, either way, you're definitely coming with us
00:35:54on the raiding party.
00:35:56Raiding party?
00:35:57Does that mean?
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:00We're going to have to leave the bunker to look for food.
00:36:12You look like a bloody idiot.
00:36:14Come on, my love, this is ridiculous.
00:36:16Of course I'm coming.
00:36:17Zaki-taki, no, I am not having you get any more injuries.
00:36:20Sweetness, they're minor scrapes.
00:36:22Yeah, and they're annoying and you always do it.
00:36:25You go off gallivanting, hurting yourself,
00:36:27and I'm the one who has to pick up the pieces.
00:36:29Darling, please, not this again.
00:36:30Like when we went canoeing in Canada
00:36:31and you dislocated your shoulder.
00:36:33Okay, yeah, but...
00:36:34I was just throwing us around in circles, wasn't I?
00:36:36It was rubbish.
00:36:36Older?
00:36:37Yeah, yeah.
00:36:38And when we went up Kilimanjaro
00:36:39and you sprained your ankle.
00:36:40That poor little sharper man
00:36:42just had to carry you up on his back.
00:36:43Okay, fine, but...
00:36:44And when you shat yourself
00:36:45on our anniversary horseback, right?
00:36:47Okay, fine.
00:36:48Look, you just stay here
00:36:50where it's nice and safe, yeah?
00:36:54What?
00:36:54No.
00:36:55What are you talking about?
00:36:56Well, yes, I'm coming too.
00:36:58Why?
00:36:58Because I need things to build a better bird trap,
00:37:02like some net or some, like, acorn for bait.
00:37:05But, Nina, if we find food,
00:37:08we're not going to need a bird trap, are we?
00:37:10Well, yes, we will.
00:37:12You give someone food and they eat for a day,
00:37:14but you teach someone how to fish for birds
00:37:17and they eat forever.
00:37:21Yeah, okay, I can see your logic.
00:37:23You need to be very careful when you're going
00:37:25and make sure that you don't get, you know,
00:37:26falling over or you'll see any bumps or scratches.
00:37:28You've just got to stay away from it all
00:37:29because I don't want to have to disinfect anything
00:37:30when I get back, okay?
00:37:31Also, if you manage to see anything
00:37:33that looks a little bit like hay fever medicine,
00:37:36I would really appreciate it
00:37:37just because I'm getting an act...
00:37:38They think they've got it all sussed.
00:37:41But let's just see what happens on this little excursion.
00:37:43When I get back, be ready for action.
00:37:45Lindsay, please, no.
00:37:46Lindsay!
00:37:48Lindsay!
00:37:48Lindsay!
00:37:48Lindsay!
00:37:49Lindsay!
00:37:50Lindsay!
00:37:51You're swimming!
00:37:54Lindsay!
00:37:56Oh Paul, I'm worried things aren't going to work out with my beautiful kitty cat.
00:38:25Listen Zuck, I can't hold it in a second longer, okay?
00:38:29Grant is right, Lindsay is planning on betraying you and stealing the bunker.
00:38:32I love her to pieces, you know. I think she's grown tired of me.
00:38:37Did you hear what I said?
00:38:40Yeah, part of me does think she's happy the world ended, just so she didn't have to go ahead with our wedding.
00:38:46Zuck, are you listening? I said that Lindsay's going to betray you, she's going to do something terrible.
00:38:51Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm too clingy, but I feel her slipping away Paul and it terrifies me.
00:39:00Jesus Zuck, how self-absorbed are you?
00:39:04Do you know what I mean? Like, obviously I still love him, but it's kind of nice to get some space, you know.
00:39:11Shh!
00:39:16To be honest, I'm actually kind of glad that the wedding didn't go ahead. Not that I want to split up with him or anything, but...
00:39:21Shh!
00:39:23Like, you can love someone, but still want some space, you know what I mean?
00:39:30Like, I feel like with Zuckie, like, he wants us to, like, merge into one person, and that can be, like, kind of sweet at the same time.
00:39:36He's always, like, shut up.
00:39:41Graded.
00:39:42Yeah, that's how we met, funnily enough. In A&E. I'd fractured my collarbone doing yoga and she was the doctor that saw me.
00:40:01Zuck! Listen to me! You are all in grave danger!
00:40:06Yeah, it's a cute story, I know.
00:40:12So, just a magam, and you can see his sign and the time in you, wake up.
00:40:17I want you to stay that way, not my heart, encircle.
00:40:19Zuck!
00:40:21I want you to stay that way, not my heart, not my heart, but my heart.
00:40:24I want you to stay that way.
00:40:26So, let me know.
00:40:28Then you can do it.
00:40:30And you can do it.
00:40:33Yes, we have no nerve to die.
00:40:36You can do it.
00:40:39Yes, we have no nerve to die.
00:40:41Yeah we were gonna go for this bohemian style ceremony initially, flower garlands, eucalyptus
00:41:06grounds. There was this Amazonian shaman that I was gonna... Oh Paul what is all that ruckus
00:41:13about? Oh thank god listen I've been trying to tell you about Lindsay. Oh god you're not
00:41:17still banging on about Lindsay are you? Some of us have got our own relationships to worry
00:41:21about. No no mine and Lindsay's relationship is fine what I'm trying to say is... Come
00:41:24off it Paul. She treats you terribly. What? Lindsay? No no no no no no no no no no no look
00:41:32she just understands you need to take a firm hand with me. I mean yeah she can be a bit
00:41:37strict sure. Look Paul it's really not my place to say but I think if you're a little more
00:41:42assertive... You know what I think I've got this book lying around somewhere for you. Listen
00:41:46Zach I appreciate your concern but honestly mine and Lindsay's relationship is perfectly
00:41:49balanced. I mean she's a relationship counselor for Christ's sake I thought you'd tell me if
00:41:53it wasn't right. Now take it with a pinch of salt but there's definitely a few gems in here.
00:42:08Nothing you guys must have something. That's why we came out here to look for food.
00:42:14Yeah we're trying to find some supplies. What's so funny? Supplies. There's nothing left.
00:42:24Nothing? How did it get like this? I don't know really. Some sort of cyber terrorism. Knocked
00:42:34out all our infrastructure. Missiles were launched. Riots. Chaos. Darkness. And then the foxes.
00:42:51Foxes? Shhh. I swear to god they know when you're talking about them. What about the foxes?
00:42:59Okay. So. I think these orange little demons evolved especially for an event like this.
00:43:07They came out shyly at first. Tickled their tongues on a few corpses. But then when they
00:43:14had the taste of human flesh... That's ridiculous.
00:43:18That is ridiculous! Was it ridiculous when I watched the love of my life get torn limb
00:43:24from limb by a hungry pack?
00:43:29Bruce thought he was ridiculous too.
00:43:33120 kilos he was. Hawk of a man.
00:43:38What's a little fox gonna do to me? Said.
00:43:40I swear to god. They looked me dead in the eyes as they went at him.
00:43:44As if to say, you're next!
00:43:47The thing about a fox is, he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
00:43:55When he comes at you he doesn't even seem to be living. Until he bites you.
00:44:00And then those black eyes roll over white.
00:44:02That's from Jaws?
00:44:03No, it's not.
00:44:04That's from the movie Jaws?
00:44:05No, it's, that was, I made that up on the spot to talk about my experience.
00:44:09Yeah, she's right. That is Jaws word for word.
00:44:12Yeah, we love that movie.
00:44:13It doesn't matter if it's from Jaws, okay?
00:44:15All that matters is that these little orange demons are the new apex predators.
00:44:21And they're not gonna stop.
00:44:25Not until they've devoured each and every last one of us.
00:44:33Yeah, you know, I have to say there's some interesting stuff in here.
00:44:36Sure, I mean, I'm not saying you should take it as gospel, but there's definitely a few nuggets of wisdom in there that...
00:44:42Sorry, I thought...
00:44:44Look, that bit that you're on there about reclaiming your primitive dominance.
00:44:47Yeah, really interesting actually, yeah.
00:44:49Yeah, sure, exactly. It's not saying that you need to be a bully, as such.
00:44:52But you know, as a man, it's in our primal nature to hunt.
00:44:55Yeah.
00:44:56And to fight.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:58You know, go on, give me a grr.
00:44:59Oh, okay, um, grr.
00:45:01Oh, cool, proper, a grr.
00:45:04Grr.
00:45:05Ooh, from the loins, a grr.
00:45:07Grr.
00:45:08Grr.
00:45:09Grr.
00:45:10Grr.
00:45:11Grr.
00:45:12Grr.
00:45:13Grr.
00:45:14Grr.
00:45:15Grr.
00:45:16Grr.
00:45:17Grr.
00:45:18Grr.
00:45:19Grr.
00:45:20Grr.
00:45:21Grr.
00:45:22Grr.
00:45:23Grr.
00:45:24Grr.
00:45:25Grr.
00:45:26Grr.
00:45:27Grr.
00:45:28How do you survive?
00:45:29I've got news for you, sister, you ain't...
00:45:30Gonna.
00:45:31You ain't gonna survive, okay?
00:45:32This is it.
00:45:33They're overdramatic.
00:45:34There must be some stored food or something.
00:45:36Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:45:37Nada.
00:45:38Zip.
00:45:39Zilch.
00:45:40Unless you get to one of those military bases, you're gonna.
00:45:42Military bases?
00:45:43Yeah, well, what military bases?
00:45:45Well, the nearest one's in Chesson.
00:45:47Just off the A-10, next to Waltham Abbey.
00:45:49You turn left at the BP garage, keep the laurel hedge on your right,
00:45:51and if you hit the lay-by, you've gone too far.
00:45:53Why haven't you gone there?
00:45:54Going to Chesson.
00:45:55On foot.
00:45:56With all the...
00:45:57No, no, no, no.
00:45:58It's too dangerous.
00:45:59No, it's suicide.
00:46:00Plus, I'm too far gone.
00:46:01Too used to living as prey.
00:46:02We've got a bunker.
00:46:03Nina!
00:46:04We might as well do him.
00:46:05Yeah, poor man's out here on his own.
00:46:06Yes, but it's a very full bunker, even slightly overcrowded.
00:46:09Yeah.
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:11We've got a bunker.
00:46:12Nina!
00:46:13We might as well do him.
00:46:14Yeah, poor man's out here on his own.
00:46:16Yes, but it's a very full bunker, even slightly overcrowded.
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:23We've got a bunker.
00:46:25There's two more of us guarding it.
00:46:27Smart, underground.
00:46:28It's the only place that's safe now.
00:46:30But we've run out of food.
00:46:32If we take you with us, would you help us go to the military base?
00:46:36I don't know.
00:46:41What have you got to do's?
00:46:47Okay, well that means there'd be seven of us, right?
00:46:49Okay.
00:46:50Safety in numbers, I guess.
00:46:52I mean, if we left during daylight and stuck to open spaces...
00:46:59Yeah, okay.
00:47:00I'll do it.
00:47:01And with my military experience, we might just have a chance.
00:47:05Wait, you're a military man?
00:47:07Ex-military.
00:47:08Well, I was in the cadets at school, but let me tell you.
00:47:11I've been a scout leader long enough to know the difference between a fisherman's knot and...
00:47:14Because...
00:47:15No!
00:47:16No!
00:47:17No!
00:47:18No!
00:47:19No!
00:47:20No!
00:47:21No!
00:47:22No!
00:47:23No!
00:47:24No!
00:47:25No!
00:47:26No!
00:47:27No!
00:47:28No!
00:47:29No!
00:47:30No!
00:47:31No!
00:47:32No!
00:47:33No!
00:47:34No!
00:47:35No!
00:47:36No!
00:47:37Go!
00:47:38No!
00:47:39No, go, go, go, go!
00:47:49What happened?
00:47:50This little guy just fell into the bunker.
00:47:51It's okay, you had no choice!
00:47:53What's happened to a hand?
00:47:57Oh, now kitty cat, don't be angry.
00:48:00He was right. Those little b****** are deadly.
00:48:03Who was right? What happened? Did you find any food?
00:48:12Another round and I'll leave you me
00:48:16Cause one more round is gonna set us free
00:48:20We're playing both games at the end of all
00:48:50Let's dance.
00:48:52Yes!
00:48:53That's what you get. That's what you get from a sum of Paul the Perkins.
00:48:56You made your point. No, stop. No more. Please stay there.
00:49:01Oh yeah, what person do you do?
00:49:03It's all about presents.
00:49:04You're so annoying. Please, just go away.
00:49:06Prepare for total annihilation.
00:49:09Must we really play such a violent game?
00:49:12Oh, that's annoying as well, is it? My pacifism.
00:49:15Come on guys, let's just all play nice together, please.
00:49:18Yes, Nina, I agree. We should be playing nicely.
00:49:21Which is why it would be nice, after all this bloodshed,
00:49:24if we could play something a little more humane.
00:49:26What is inhumane about a family board game, Zuck?
00:49:29Does anybody mind if I have the last of Zuck's fingers?
00:49:32No, thank you. No, you go for it. At least some good will come of them.
00:49:36Knock yourself out.
00:49:37Well, I'm having a harder time...
00:49:39I'm having a harder time clinging on to my sanity than the rest of you are.
00:49:44I just... I need to re-centre myself. Please, you guys go ahead.
00:49:49No, Paul! No, Mongolia!
00:50:00Aha! I got China! It's mine now!
00:50:04One more time!
00:50:08Right, because if you're still feeling all bleh,
00:50:10I'd much rather you just got some Valium from the medical badge.
00:50:13Sorry, rather than what?
00:50:15Rather than...
00:50:19My breathing?
00:50:20You would rather me take Valium than breathe?
00:50:22Suck you, darling, my sweet angel.
00:50:24It is piercing my eardrums.
00:50:26Oh, well, I'm sorry, honey.
00:50:27If my PTSD is too loud for you,
00:50:28then I will just add breathing to the list of things not to do in your presence.
00:50:32I have to break up the table.
00:50:33What?
00:50:34Yeah, I need to order for my barricade. I need to break up the table.
00:50:36No, what will we bleed games on?
00:50:38What are we going to eat on?
00:50:40What are we going to eat on?
00:50:42Well, we don't really have to worry about that, sis,
00:50:46because the last thing we've got to eat in the whole world
00:50:50is this little tin of peaches.
00:50:54So I've resigned myself to the fact that we're going to starve to death
00:50:57because I absolutely refuse to be eaten alive by man-eating foxes.
00:51:01So can we please clear the table so I can finish my barricade?
00:51:04Grant!
00:51:05Grant!
00:51:06Grant!
00:51:07Young Padawan,
00:51:08how many times the walls that we build to protect us from the darkness,
00:51:17well, they can also block us from the light?
00:51:19Nothing!
00:51:20Nothing!
00:51:21That's what you contribute here.
00:51:22Absolutely nothing.
00:51:23Just empty, meaningless clichés.
00:51:26Breathe, Grant.
00:51:27Breathe.
00:51:28Grant!
00:51:29It's Grant!
00:51:30Yeah?
00:51:31Noess, it's Grant!
00:51:32So stop telling me to breathe, you facuous hippie man-child!
00:51:35Grant!
00:51:36Please!
00:51:37Regain the breath!
00:51:38I shall be the angriest man in the room!
00:51:45Okay, let's all calm down, please.
00:51:48Excellent idea, Nina.
00:51:49I think we should all just need to...
00:51:57You know what?
00:51:58I'm going to meditate over there and trust that the universe will provide us with a solution.
00:52:04Okay.
00:52:05Come here.
00:52:06Come here.
00:52:07Okay.
00:52:08Hey.
00:52:09Look, Paul has his stake in Mongolia.
00:52:11Oh, yeah.
00:52:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:13I see how that's happened.
00:52:14Yeah?
00:52:15You've spread yourself a bit thin across the board.
00:52:17Oh, you always do that.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19So what you want to do is kind of bring your troops kind of back to Asia.
00:52:23What am I doing?
00:52:24What am I doing?
00:52:25There's absolutely no time for games.
00:52:26Oh, come on!
00:52:27You never have time for games anymore!
00:52:29It's just moan, moan, moan, breaking things, banging moan!
00:52:33Yeah, to be fair, Grant, you really have been sucking all the fun out of the apocalypse.
00:52:37Yes!
00:52:38And now you want to take away the games table!
00:52:39The last thing that is connecting us to our lives before this.
00:52:42No!
00:52:43I'm the bad guy here.
00:52:45I literally saved all of our lives.
00:52:47Well, yes, but that doesn't give you a reason to be a miserable fun thief.
00:52:55So what do you propose we do?
00:52:57I propose we go to the military base in Chestnut.
00:53:03Chessn?
00:53:04Chessn.
00:53:05Yeah, it's not actually that far from here.
00:53:07No, no.
00:53:08You saw what it's like out there.
00:53:09It's absolute certain death.
00:53:10Yeah, but one of us could go and send help.
00:53:12Oh, yeah.
00:53:13Who's going to volunteer for that suicide mission?
00:53:21I shall go.
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Paul?
00:53:25Wow.
00:53:26Do you do that for us?
00:53:28That's very brave.
00:53:30What if you die?
00:53:32Why?
00:53:33Better to die free than to live in a cage.
00:53:37Wow.
00:53:38Oh!
00:53:39Oh!
00:53:41Yes, Paul!
00:53:42Paul?
00:53:43Oh!
00:53:44Paul!
00:53:45Oh
00:54:15Oh
00:54:17Oh dear
00:54:19What have you done?
00:54:25I do apologise
00:54:27I don't quite know what came over me
00:54:29It's just that Zot gave me this book about masculinity, you see
00:54:33You ate the last food?
00:54:35Yes, well I did get a bit carried away, didn't I?
00:54:37Well you'd better hurry to that military base
00:54:39and get them to rescue us quickly
00:54:41because we're going to be dead in days now
00:54:43Yes, yes, yes
00:54:45Yes, yes
00:54:47No, well yes, no
00:54:49Well come on, chop chop
00:54:51Yes, no, it's just that obviously now that the adrenaline has sort of gone away
00:54:53You're not going are you?
00:54:55I just don't think I'm the right person for the job
00:54:57Great, that's great Paul, what do we do now?
00:54:59Guys, I've got it
00:55:01I know how we can get a message to the military base
00:55:03It just came to me in a flash of divine inspiration
00:55:05I knew the universe would
00:55:07For God's sake, I'll go
00:55:17With Paul, obviously
00:55:19Really?
00:55:20Yes
00:55:21Oh well, I mistake everyone
00:55:23Looks like I will be going after all
00:55:25Lindsay, are you being serious?
00:55:27Is this some kind of scheme to steal the bunker?
00:55:29Oh yes, that's it
00:55:30I'm going to steal the bunker by leaving it, thick-o
00:55:33The truth is, I feel bad, okay?
00:55:39You let us into your little bunker
00:55:41Your leechy little neighbours
00:55:43And how do we repay you?
00:55:45And we tried to steal the bunker
00:55:49And not only that
00:55:51When the food started to run out
00:55:53I kind of
00:55:55Peanut butter!
00:56:01Give me, give me, give me
00:56:02Just, guys, just because there's lots
00:56:04Doesn't mean that we need to
00:56:05We just need to
00:56:06Oh my God
00:56:07Oh my God
00:56:11Lindsay, why would you do this?
00:56:12Because I can't help it, okay?
00:56:15I'm selfish
00:56:18It's how I was raised
00:56:19When I was growing up
00:56:23I wasn't surrounded by love like you were
00:56:27I was surrounded by
00:56:30Parents
00:56:37Mummy, Daddy, please can I have?
00:56:39Lindsay, sweetie, please
00:56:41No more
00:56:42Please, Mummy and Daddy, I just want to
00:56:44No, sweetie, you've got enough
00:56:46Why?
00:56:47Lindsay, sweetie, please
00:56:50But Mummy and Daddy, why can I not have?
00:56:53I just want a
00:56:55No, Lindsay
00:56:56We can't afford it
00:56:58We had to remortgage the house
00:57:00Enough
00:57:01No
00:57:02Stop
00:57:03Can't
00:57:04Shant
00:57:05Won't
00:57:06N-O, Lindsay
00:57:09It was torture
00:57:10But you were also kind to us
00:57:11And I guess I wanted to be kind back
00:57:26So whatever
00:57:27The chances are we won't even make it
00:57:29But if we do, we'll send help
00:57:31We'll send help
00:57:33Right, um
00:57:35I don't know what I was saying
00:57:37Don't say anything then
00:57:38Just open the bunker
00:57:40Come on, Paul
00:57:41Right here
00:57:42Do a little bit
00:57:44It takes a big person to admit all of that, Lindsay
00:57:48Thank you
00:57:49Yeah, um
00:57:50I
00:57:51I
00:57:52I never would have, um
00:57:54Yeah, thanks
00:57:55Thank you
00:57:56Yeah, thank you
00:57:58I really
00:57:59Really hope you don't get eaten by the foxes
00:58:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:58:04You okay?
00:58:05You okay?
00:58:06Okay, yeah, I'm okay
00:58:07Yeah?
00:58:08Oh, oh, oh
00:58:09Fawcain, you fawcain
00:58:11Fawcain
00:58:12Fawcain
00:58:13Fawcain
00:58:14Fawcain
00:58:15Av
00:58:16What's going
00:58:27Wakey, wakey
00:58:28Somebody's a little bit sensitive to Valium this morning
00:58:32What?
00:58:33What?
00:58:34What's going on?
00:58:35We finally get to play Rodent Trap
00:58:37I really am terribly sorry about all this.
00:58:40What's he doing?
00:58:41Just finishing off the last piece of the trap.
00:58:51What the hell is that?
00:58:53Guys, be careful, that looks really dangerous.
00:58:56Move me out of the way, move me out of the way this instant.
00:58:58Yeah, could we also be repositioned as well, please?
00:59:01Sure, how can I help?
00:59:02If you could just shuffle me a little bit this way.
00:59:04Yes.
00:59:05Just a little bit more.
00:59:06Oh, maybe.
00:59:07A little more.
00:59:08Oh, for God's sake, why don't you just say it?
00:59:10You want us to separate?
00:59:11Fine.
00:59:12Yes.
00:59:13I want to separate.
00:59:14Well, there we go then.
00:59:18So, separate in physical proximity or in our relationship?
00:59:21Could you please move me 90 degrees this way?
00:59:24Right.
00:59:25Look, can you two...
00:59:26Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, what's happening here?
00:59:29Well, basically, I found a way to fix the food shortage problem
00:59:32that also fixes the overcrowding.
00:59:34That's so clever.
00:59:35Please don't say what I think you're going to say.
00:59:38Well, basically, we just eat you.
00:59:39That way, population goes down and food goes up.
00:59:44No, no, that's so mean.
00:59:46Really, I can only apologise.
00:59:47Fine.
00:59:48Well, if you don't want to speak to me, I don't want to speak to you.
00:59:50Paul?
00:59:52This isn't happening.
00:59:53This isn't happening.
00:59:54Who wants to go first?
00:59:56I kind of want to go first.
00:59:58No, Nina.
00:59:59Nina, don't roll that dice.
01:00:00You see, she's attached the cage to the...
01:00:02Oh, yeah, no, no.
01:00:03I understand.
01:00:04Spike to the board so whoever lands on the trap gets killed with the spike.
01:00:10Still a really fun game.
01:00:13Yeah, we did think it was the fairest way to decide who goes first.
01:00:16I'm having a nightmare.
01:00:17I'm having a nightmare.
01:00:18Go on, Paul.
01:00:19Give him the dice.
01:00:20No, Paul.
01:00:21Paul, Paul, you don't have to do this.
01:00:22Don't let her make you do it.
01:00:23She's evil.
01:00:24She's not evil.
01:00:25She's maybe a little misunderstood.
01:00:27Paul, she wants to kill and eat us.
01:00:29She's pure evil.
01:00:30I don't know, ma'am, you just don't know her like I do.
01:00:33She can be really sweet.
01:00:35Paul!
01:00:39You got a five.
01:00:40No, I'm not playing.
01:00:41One, two, three, four, five.
01:00:43You get a piece of cheese.
01:00:45Lucky.
01:00:46Well done.
01:00:47Nina, you're next.
01:00:52Okay, okay, okay.
01:00:53So this is a bit difficult because if I land on the trap,
01:00:56I get hit with the spike and I die,
01:00:59but I might also get some cheese.
01:01:04Yellow, please.
01:01:07Oh, that's rubbish.
01:01:08I want to go again.
01:01:10No, no, no.
01:01:11I want to have another go.
01:01:12Give me the dice.
01:01:13You know what your problem is, Ducky?
01:01:15Oh, yes, thank you, honey.
01:01:16Break up with me, then tell me all of my flaws.
01:01:18Your problem?
01:01:19Actually, no, I want to say it to your face.
01:01:21Paul.
01:01:24No, thank you, Paul.
01:01:25I don't feel like a barrage of criticism.
01:01:27Your problem is you're entitled.
01:01:30I'm entitled?
01:01:31I do nothing but give.
01:01:33Give?
01:01:34You just want round-the-clock attention.
01:01:35No-one's ever taught you any boundaries.
01:01:37Oh, yeah, well, there's a fine line from where boundaries stop
01:01:39and selfishness begins.
01:01:41Are you calling me selfish?
01:01:42I'm calling you very selfish.
01:01:44I don't need to hear this.
01:01:46You just need to work out whether you want a girlfriend or a nanny.
01:01:51Oh, well, if I did want a nanny, I wouldn't hire you.
01:01:53Unless I wanted my little toddlers running around all unsupervised,
01:01:56putting their little fingers in plug sockets, eating shards of glass.
01:02:00Excuse me!
01:02:01I would be an incredible nanny.
01:02:03I'm a very, very caring person, thank you very much.
01:02:05I was a doctor, for Christ's sake.
01:02:07Yeah, and you hated it.
01:02:08No, I didn't.
01:02:09I just found it very, very tiresome.
01:02:10Why don't you stop bickering?
01:02:12Am I the only one who cares?
01:02:13We're about to be impaled and eaten.
01:02:15No.
01:02:16No.
01:02:17No.
01:02:18No.
01:02:19Paul, I demand that you stand up to her.
01:02:20Tell Lindsay this isn't happening.
01:02:21I am ordering you to grow a backbone.
01:02:24I can't, okay?
01:02:25I don't want to do this, but it's like she has these mind powers over me.
01:02:29I can't resist.
01:02:31Everything okay here?
01:02:33Little bit of whispering going on.
01:02:38Go on, then.
01:03:01Fight it, Paul.
01:03:02Fight it.
01:03:08Oh God, please no.
01:03:24No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:28Please no.
01:03:30Just, please don't put me here again.
01:03:34I'll do anything.
01:03:36We can make a deal.
01:03:37Let's make a deal.
01:03:38Listen, listen.
01:03:39Let's all agree we can eat Zuck.
01:03:42What?
01:03:43No, let me finish.
01:03:45We can eat Zuck, but Nina, Kat and myself go free.
01:03:50Oh, you finish.
01:03:52That's the deal, is it?
01:03:53That's great.
01:03:54No.
01:03:55No.
01:03:56Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.
01:03:57No.
01:03:58No.
01:04:05Nina, look, I don't think you quite understand the danger here.
01:04:07I understand.
01:04:09But there's no much we can do about it, is there?
01:04:12So why worry about something we can't control?
01:04:15You might as well make the most out of it.
01:04:21And besides, if I do get the spike, there's no better way I'd rather go than playing board games with you.
01:04:35Yay, cheese!
01:04:37Oh, I wouldn't worry, Grant.
01:04:39I think it's pretty clear that the universe hates me.
01:04:42Everyone here knows I'm going to be the one getting that skewery.
01:04:45You may as well aim it at my broken heart.
01:04:47Oh, you're always playing the victim.
01:04:50Paul, I can't take this anymore.
01:04:51Swivel me away.
01:04:52Oh, no.
01:04:53Swivel me away first.
01:04:54Oh, for goodness sake.
01:04:55Enough of this!
01:04:57Listen, the thing about relationships is that you've got to-
01:05:00Oh, no thank you, Lindsay.
01:05:01We don't want couples counselling from the woman trying to murder us.
01:05:05Listen, it's very clear to me that you both love each other.
01:05:08This is just a classic example of the same qualities that initially attracted you to each other
01:05:13being the same qualities that have driven you nuts over time.
01:05:16Your independence.
01:05:18Your sensitivity.
01:05:21Opposites attract.
01:05:23Some of us are more afraid of abandonment and others are more afraid of losing our independence.
01:05:29The question is whether you're willing to let the fears of what might happen ruin what you currently have.
01:05:35Look, I don't have the answers for you, but I've seen the way that you two chase each other around the garden.
01:05:45And I'm pretty sure that in those moments, you're not thinking, what am I getting from this relationship?
01:05:51You're thinking, what can I give to this wonderful, beautiful person that makes me so happy?
01:06:05I get to leave with a tree!
01:06:08Pull! It's a three!
01:06:18I love you too.
01:06:24Let's go.
01:06:54Let's go.
01:06:56Let's go.
01:06:57Let's go.
01:06:58Let's go.
01:06:59Let's go.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:01Let's go.
01:07:02Let's go.
01:07:03Let's go.
01:07:04Let's go.
01:07:05Let's go.
01:07:06Let's go.
01:07:07Let's go.
01:07:08Let's go.
01:07:09Yay!
01:07:10Yay!
01:07:11Yay!
01:07:12Paul!
01:07:13That's it.
01:07:14Good catch.
01:07:15I'm sorry, Lindsay.
01:07:19I can't let you do this.
01:07:21Don't you dare defy me, Paul.
01:07:23I do defy you, Lindsay.
01:07:25I do defy you very much.
01:07:28And there is nothing that you can do or say that will make me continue this cruel, cruel game.
01:07:34Yes, you tell her.
01:07:38Can I have a word with you, please?
01:07:40Over there.
01:07:42Paul, listen to me.
01:07:43No, you listen to me.
01:07:45Everything that you just said to Kat and Zuck.
01:07:47Oh, don't tell me you took any of that stuff seriously.
01:07:49It was spot on.
01:07:51Relationships should be about enriching the lives of the person that you're with.
01:07:55And that is the opposite of what we've got.
01:07:57All you ever try to do is control me.
01:08:00But no more.
01:08:02I don't care if you shout at me.
01:08:05I don't want to be part of this for a second longer.
01:08:12Oh, no, no, no.
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey, please don't cry.
01:08:17No, no, please don't cry.
01:08:18Can you keep being selfish?
01:08:21No, no, no.
01:08:23I really don't think I'm being selfish here.
01:08:25You are.
01:08:26I really don't think I am, baby.
01:08:27You want me to perish?
01:08:29Perish?
01:08:30No, is that what you think?
01:08:31Oh, no, I don't want you to perish.
01:08:33No, whoever said the word perish?
01:08:34Nobody said perish.
01:08:35Who said perish?
01:08:36I didn't say perish.
01:08:37You said perish.
01:08:38Look, it's okay.
01:08:39Don't worry.
01:08:40Well, help me then.
01:08:41Okay, yeah, I'll help you.
01:08:42I'll help you.
01:08:43Hey, just please, just stop crying.
01:08:44I'll help you with whatever you need, okay?
01:08:46Yeah, yeah, just please, just stop crying for me.
01:08:49Okay, that's it.
01:08:51Hey, no, no, no, no.
01:08:54I will not succumb to your emotional blackmail.
01:08:57Please, Paul.
01:08:59Fight it, Paul.
01:09:00Stay strong.
01:09:01You can do it.
01:09:02We were having a private conversation.
01:09:05Show me you love me, Paul.
01:09:08Trigger the trap.
01:09:10No, I won't let you manipulate.
01:09:15Me.
01:09:18Fine, I'll do it then.
01:09:20Ah!
01:09:22Paul!
01:09:25Baaaaaaay!
01:09:26Paul!
01:09:28Paul!
01:09:29Paul!
01:09:30Paul!
01:09:31Paul!
01:09:32Paul!
01:09:33Yes!
01:09:34Paul!
01:09:35Yes!
01:09:36Yes!
01:09:37Who's the man?
01:09:38Paul!
01:09:39Who's the man said
01:09:40Paul!
01:09:41Who's the man?
01:09:42Who's the man said Paul?
01:09:44Yeah, who's the Paul said Paul's the Paul said who's the man said Paul's the man?
01:09:52What do you want from me?
01:09:54Sucky, they've turned you into a human kebab!
01:09:57Gosh, I'm so sorry, that's my bad, that's on me, okay?
01:10:00I'm gonna fix it, I'm gonna fix it, okay? One...
01:10:03Ah, now you're talking, Grant.
01:10:06Yeah, well, we'll have a better chance of making it if we all go together, right?
01:10:09Is there really no other option?
01:10:11Hey, Sucky, what was your plan before you got hit with all that wood?
01:10:15Oh, yeah. Yeah, that could still work, actually.
01:10:19I mean, I need to get myself into the right headspace, but...
01:10:22To do what?
01:10:23Have you ever heard of astral projection?
01:10:28No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:31Ah, no. We're taking our chances with the foxes.
01:10:34Are you sure?
01:10:36Absolutely not.
01:10:37It's very unlikely we'll make it, but...
01:10:40It's just a risk we're gonna have to take.
01:10:42Now, you know what, Grant?
01:10:44I'm not worried.
01:10:45I have faith in...
01:10:46If you say you have faith in the universe, Suck, I swear I'm gonna...
01:10:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm done with the universe.
01:10:51No. You hear that?
01:10:52Ah, done with you.
01:10:54Now, I have faith in you, Grant.
01:10:56You'll get us there.
01:10:59Oh.
01:11:01Thanks.
01:11:03Well, I have faith in you.
01:11:05Not as much faith as I have in you.
01:11:07No, I have more faith in you.
01:11:08No, I have more faith in you.
01:11:09No, I have more faith in you.
01:11:10No, I have more faith in you.
01:11:11No, I have more faith in you.
01:11:12Great! Here we go!
01:11:13Oh, let's not forget about Lindsay, everyone.
01:11:15Can't leave Lindsay here, all on her own, trapped here.
01:11:18No, Lindsay's learnt her lesson.
01:11:21She promises to be a team player from now on.
01:11:23So, hooray!
01:11:24It's a happy ending.
01:11:26Come on, everyone.
01:11:27Let's get out of here.
01:11:28Lindsay, sweetheart.
01:11:29If we make it there alive, we'll send help, okay?
01:11:33Until then, you're on your own.
01:11:41Paul!
01:11:42Paul!
01:11:44Don't you dare leave me here!
01:11:47Okay, let's go.
01:11:49Paul, come back!
01:11:50Hey, monkey!
01:11:51Paul, no!
01:11:52Paul!
01:11:53I'm proud of you.
01:11:54Paul, you've forgotten Lindsay!
01:11:56What about Lindsay?
01:11:57She's still here!
01:11:59She's still here!
01:12:00What about Lindsay, Paul?
01:12:02Paul, you've taken yourself away from Paul and Lindsay!
01:12:06Now it's just Lindsay!
01:12:08Paul!
01:12:09Where did you go?
01:12:15Paul!
01:12:16Paul!
01:12:17It's just Lindsay now!
01:12:19Lindsay!
01:12:20Paul!
01:12:21I never knew the sun was on the spread.
01:12:25I never knew you'd lose the time you can spend.
01:12:29I always thought I'd be alright, so let's just pretend.
01:12:33We're only setting out nowhere near the end.
01:12:37Freedom calls and it's so, so sweet.
01:12:41Freedom calls and it's all you can eat.
01:12:45Come and see!
01:12:47Whoop!
01:12:50Whoop!
01:12:51Whoooo!
01:12:55It's calling you over the hill.
01:12:58It's dragging you down its wing, it's bending your will.
01:13:01She'll go over your shoulder if you want to survive
01:13:05She's a stone-cold killer and she'll eat you alive
01:13:09Freedom calls, but it comes to the cost
01:13:14Freedom calls when you're already lost
01:13:18Freedom calls
01:13:22Freedom calls
01:13:26Freedom calls
01:13:30Freedom calls
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