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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oh, let's go.
00:01:47Oops.
00:01:47Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:23Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:29There you go. There you go, girl. Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:37She's a bitch. Yeah. You look like you need a hand.
00:02:45You look like you need a hand. Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl. I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide. I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:02Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem. Should I be taking notes? Only if you want to survive.
00:03:09Okay, here we have our the skaters. The jocks. And the nerds. I'm the nerd. And we are pretty cool, by the way. And the queen bees. I would steer clear of them. Especially Sloane.
00:03:17She stings.
00:03:18She stings.
00:03:19Oh. I wouldn't dare.
00:03:24I wouldn't dare. Sloane has dug her claws into him beep.
00:03:31I wasn't. Oh. That's Jason Gregg. The most popular guy in school. They've been, you know, dating.
00:03:38and breaking up and getting back together. It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:03:45Hmm.
00:03:46Hmm.
00:03:47I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare. Sloane has dug her claws into him beep.
00:03:53I wasn't. Oh. That's Jason Gregg. The most popular guy in school. They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together. It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:30Oh! You should join the academic decathlon. The winner gets scholarships, which is the only one.
00:04:34Which is the only way I could go to college. Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets clique.
00:04:43Oh. And that's Eric.
00:04:47He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater. Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:56It's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet. Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat. Later, babes.
00:05:07Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He just called his name.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay. Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:49Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:20Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:22Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kinda lame.
00:06:34Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:50Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:03Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:14Yes.
00:07:15Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:30There's something in my eye.
00:07:31What is it?
00:07:32Something's in my eye.
00:07:33I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:36Where is it?
00:07:37It's in my locker.
00:07:38Go get it.
00:07:39Oh, my God.
00:07:40Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I...
00:07:58I thought that, um...
00:08:03Oh, my God.
00:08:04Oh.
00:08:10That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:23Where are you?
00:08:27Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:36Sklum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:08Oh, my God.
00:09:09I'm so sorry.
00:09:10Oh, my God.
00:09:11I'm so sorry.
00:09:12Oh, my God.
00:09:13I'm so sorry.
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:22Oh, my God.
00:09:24Oh, my God.
00:09:25Oh, my God.
00:09:26I'm so sorry.
00:09:37Ouch!
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:56What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:18But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up second-hand Rose.
00:10:26Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:29Crazy.
00:11:31Rose.
00:11:32What are you doing?
00:11:34We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:39Okay.
00:11:40Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:52Be there.
00:11:53It's okay.
00:11:54Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:34Wow.
00:12:35You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:55Wow.
00:12:56So modest.
00:12:57Loves it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:03Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:11Oh my God.
00:13:12Ow.
00:13:13I think I pulled something.
00:13:14You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:17Oh God.
00:13:19Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:23You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:41Yeah.
00:13:42I'll see ya.
00:13:43She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:45Oh my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:50Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:56Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:14:00Um, no.
00:14:01She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:15Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:36Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:42Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:52What?
00:14:53You're good.
00:14:54You're okay?
00:14:55Do you care?
00:14:56Of course I do.
00:14:57You lie to me.
00:14:58Why?
00:14:59You're Audrey frickin' Whittersby.
00:15:00Wait.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:05care? Of course I do. You lied to me. What? You're Audrey freaking Wittersby. Wait, what? You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals, like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate. Who told you? Doesn't matter. Coach is looking for you. Yeah, I'm coming. Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to
00:15:35gossip. Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric. They're calling me Dekathot. Okay, I didn't start that. But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that. Let me make it up to you. How? Give me one chance. This Saturday. I'm studying for the decathlon. Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see. No tricks. Just the truth. If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is. Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am. You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it. And you have a butler?
00:16:44Yeah, okay. Technically, my parents do. But yeah, Norman likes me better. So, bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely. I was lonely. And I wanted to make friends. And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that. Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33Hmm. So, what are you going to do?
00:17:36I'm going to take her down. How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret? I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way. I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:58I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
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00:24:39Shh.
00:24:42Ha ha.
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00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me!
00:25:55Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:26:21What are you doing? Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here, take this. It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one. Not again.
00:26:52Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:26:55Eric.
00:26:56Huh.
00:26:57I don't even know what that means.
00:26:58He likes you.
00:26:59He doesn't even know me.
00:27:00Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:03Maybe.
00:27:04Maybe.
00:27:05My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:06I'll explain in the car.
00:27:07Long day.
00:27:08Are you okay?
00:27:09Yeah.
00:27:10Oh, my God.
00:27:11There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:12Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:13This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:14Ew.
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00:27:19Oh, my God.
00:27:20There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:21Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:22This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:23Ew.
00:27:24Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:31I'm sorry.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Settle down. Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:10Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:40Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:29:04Boopy. I'm gonna sit right here. On my man's lap.
00:29:09Settle down. Seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday. And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there. Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you gonna go? I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:41Well, okay, then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:02I got a plan.
00:30:02Huh.
00:30:04All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes. Yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:21Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:30Uh, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:04Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:31No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I did.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:34:09You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the...
00:34:22What the?
00:34:52Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:07It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:22I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:52Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:17Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:50Just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:01Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you
00:38:16that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:36Hmm.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45Hmm.
00:38:45She said,
00:39:10I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date
00:39:29with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because, um...
00:39:34I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45Um...
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice
00:40:04and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did
00:40:17at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk
00:40:19and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um...
00:40:24Look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But...
00:40:32Why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37It's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you
00:40:41all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin
00:40:46and he'll be your first
00:40:48if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:02You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:28Hello?
00:42:29Hello?
00:42:30I don't care.
00:42:31Well, you will.
00:42:32And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:33And you're going to ace this.
00:42:35And...
00:42:36Oh no.
00:42:37What now?
00:42:38Sloan posted this.
00:42:39Jason and Sloan?
00:42:40Jason and Sloan?
00:42:41They were together last night.
00:42:42And they're going to prom together.
00:42:46But he said he liked me.
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:48Hey, virgin.
00:42:49Did you hear the news?
00:42:50Jason and I are fucking.
00:42:51And we're going to prom together.
00:42:53Hmm.
00:42:54That's a lie.
00:42:55Just more of your petty crap.
00:42:56cretinous gossip.
00:42:57Oh.
00:42:58Big word for the lie.
00:42:59The little virgin.
00:43:00I don't know.
00:43:01I don't know.
00:43:02It's me.
00:43:03It's me.
00:43:04Hey, virgin.
00:43:05Did you hear the news?
00:43:06Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:07And we're going to prom together.
00:43:09Hmm.
00:43:10That's a lie.
00:43:11Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:14Oh.
00:43:15Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:16Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloane.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Rose.
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:43Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go!
00:44:55Go!
00:44:55And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:50Don't get...
00:46:52You...
00:46:52look...
00:46:55That was so hot.
00:46:56You know what?
00:46:58I did.
00:46:59I...
00:47:00Like...
00:47:01I...
00:47:02I...
00:47:02Judge...
00:47:03Array...
00:47:06For a while...
00:47:08I'll be right behind you.
00:47:08I'll be right behind you.
00:47:10I...
00:47:10you...
00:47:11I'll be right behind you then.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:42Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:12Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Keep on.
00:50:59That way I didn't even go.
00:51:18You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:59I'm a virgin.
00:52:09I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:54I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:24Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:54Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:14So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Please, let's go.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:07congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media
00:58:34or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:44for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:52sundaes i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay
00:59:02true to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special
00:59:10and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:39hey wanna dance
01:00:02get lost
01:00:10everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:46and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:16we'll see you next time
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