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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:16It's also killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:24Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:27Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you! Bye!
00:01:13No, no, no, no, no, Ren!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid...
00:01:19Giant!
00:01:20Never mind, Ren, she's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Long time no see.
00:01:40Why don't we skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just...
00:01:51Hold on.
00:01:58I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:02:05We took a red eye from Austin to surprise Ren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:21Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:40I got it.
00:02:49We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:52That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:54Wow, Tristan.
00:02:55You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:58Tell me, smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:06Tell me, smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:21Perfect.
00:03:22Makes two of us.
00:03:24You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:26Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:28Yeah.
00:03:30Totally.
00:03:32But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:40Suit yourself.
00:03:41I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:43Steven.
00:03:44Would appreciate that.
00:04:11Everything alright?
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17I'm just...
00:04:19I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:22Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:28He and Ren seem happy.
00:04:30I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:35Me?
00:04:36Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:38Yeah, yeah.
00:04:39Actually, I am.
00:04:41Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:45I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work.
00:04:52It's very important.
00:04:54Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:05You look like, uh...
00:05:08Nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that.
00:05:11Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan.
00:05:12I'm a big girl.
00:05:14I was gonna say...
00:05:18You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:20Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye? Please?
00:05:37Alright, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got 10 minutes max. No last minute quickies, got it?
00:05:47Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:00Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:04What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:18Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:29Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:31You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:34No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:37Sammy?
00:06:38She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:39That's weird. I thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help.
00:06:47You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:50You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:52Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:55You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know Sam? Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:08Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:20And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:24You don't deserve to say her name. All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit. When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:32Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:37I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:38I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:43Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you? Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my-
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you? Security!
00:07:57You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha's mouths again,
00:08:03if you so much as look at her wrong,
00:08:06you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it?
00:08:11What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:25God, are you insane? This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:27Why would you just-
00:08:28Cuz, I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:34Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:38He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:42I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:08:45I-
00:08:47Because you what?
00:08:52Sorry, I-I just forget it.
00:09:00Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:17I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:26I just want to get out of here, okay? Please!
00:09:38Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:41I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:46See?
00:09:48Better.
00:09:49Hey, Sammy. Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:09:59No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:10:02That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:06Oh, no. Are you alright?
00:10:08Yeah, but it was just so weird. Seemed like he knew you. Big blonde guy, kinda looks like a surfer.
00:10:12Nope, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:15Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding. I gotta go. Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:10:19Yeah, I love you too. See you soon.
00:10:22Don't look at me like that. Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:10:26Yeah, I heard.
00:10:27I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
00:10:29I'm gonna go see you.
00:10:31I'm gonna go see you soon.
00:10:33What?
00:10:35I'm gonna go see you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that. Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:10:40Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:11:05Good night, Tristan.
00:11:10Good night.
00:11:11Good night.
00:11:12Good night.
00:11:13Okay, thanks, Tristan.
00:11:15See ya.
00:11:16You're welcome.
00:11:18Yeah, sorry.
00:11:19Good night.
00:11:20Good night.
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23You're welcome.
00:11:24Good morning, Tristan.
00:11:25You're welcome.
00:11:27I'm going to work on you.
00:11:29Yeah, and I'm happy about your day.
00:11:31That's the podcast.
00:11:32Yeah, I'm happy about your night.
00:11:34You're welcome.
00:11:35about the sexy elves and shit? You know what you need. A nice dip in the lake to wash off
00:11:41all our germs. I can't even swim. Then I can just teach you. Duh. I'll never understand
00:11:50how I feel about him. To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend. Earth to
00:11:57Samantha. Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you. Yes? Hey. You guys
00:12:24mind if we share at the dock? Uh, sure. Hey, Savannah. It's Samantha. Oh, right. For sure. Um,
00:12:51so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right? You know, it would be so slay if you
00:12:58could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us. I don't think he'd listen to me. Come
00:13:03on, Sabrina. You would be doing us a huge favor, girl. I can tell you what else is probably
00:13:10huge. You don't need me to get him. I'm nobody. What's your problem, huh? What? What's your
00:13:19problem? Please, no one actually reads anymore. That book's just a prop for your little nerdy
00:13:24girl act, isn't it? What? Hey, hey! You want to be different so bad. You really think playing
00:13:32all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you? What? Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books. Aw, the little sister's
00:13:43best friend has a crush on the hot big brother. I do not have a crush on him. God, just leave
00:13:48me alone.
00:13:57Oh yeah? Is that why you're parading your tits around? So the nerdy girl's actually a slut,
00:14:02huh? Hey, what the hell's going on? You want his attention, sweetie? Well then let us help
00:14:09you. Hey, what the fuck was that? She's not coming back up. Come on.
00:14:39Hey, tell me you're alright. Oh my god. Wow, Chirsten, you are literally a hero.
00:15:08Don't fucking touch me. Alright, just get out of here. Babe, come on. It was an accident.
00:15:15We were just messing around. I said get out before you get thrown in the water next. Go!
00:15:27Are you hurt? They must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:38Thank you for saving me.
00:15:55Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:15:58It isn't your fault. Isn't it? If I were to just pay more attention. God, I feel like
00:16:04such a piece of shit. You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:07You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing. And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:10Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I, I, I'm so sorry. I don't know why I just did that. I just...
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:28Oh, really?
00:16:29No. Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:45We shouldn't.
00:16:46No, no, no. Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You, you kissed me first. Remember?
00:16:51I, I know. But you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you. I...
00:16:57But, but, but, you're not just any girl, Sam.
00:17:09Forget everyone else. It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:20I couldn't quite hear those smiles. Was that a yes or a no?
00:17:27I want you, Tristan.
00:17:33I don't want to suck.
00:17:59Don't.
00:18:00Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:16Sam?
00:18:44Where were you?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:50I went to the bathroom.
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:00You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:10They brought me this.
00:19:12So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Wren, I-
00:19:17Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:21It's all anyone does.
00:19:22It's always about Tristan.
00:19:24Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:32You would never do that to me.
00:19:34Right, Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on.
00:19:44You know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:53Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:55And he never will.
00:20:00Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:01And he never will.
00:20:04I know I can trust you.
00:20:06Always, Wren.
00:20:07Hold on.
00:20:08It's me and you.
00:20:09Wow.
00:20:18There they go.
00:20:19Showing off Golden Boy.
00:20:21Again.
00:20:22Attention everyone.
00:20:23We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:30My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:33He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right, son?
00:20:40Yes, sir.
00:20:41Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:55Oh, great.
00:20:56The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:59Hey?
00:21:02Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw Ghost.
00:21:05You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:07Well, then let us help you.
00:21:11Hm?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15Oh, yeah.
00:21:16Fine.
00:21:17God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:19I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:21Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:23Yeah.
00:21:24Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30Hey, Tristan.
00:21:31Can I talk to you?
00:21:32I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:35All day.
00:21:38Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:40Need something?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42Never mind.
00:21:43Just...
00:21:45Forget it.
00:21:47Forget it.
00:21:48Forget it.
00:21:49I knew you'd come around.
00:21:50Want to take this to your room?
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00:22:36Tristan, come on, open up, it's already 10, we got to get on the road.
00:22:46If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist.
00:22:54Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:00Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on, the people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:12Wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:14Shut up, there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:19God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:22Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Well, just paying back the favor, consider us even now.
00:23:31Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:35Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:40Grew up when you were in rent, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:43It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:47We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:49You can't tease me like this.
00:23:52What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery, being serious?
00:23:58I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:00Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05Is this a scar?
00:24:10We should, uh, get going.
00:24:15Meet you outside.
00:24:16We're out of gas.
00:24:25No, we're not.
00:24:25Filled up yesterday.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:32Got gas last night.
00:24:33We were taking your depression now.
00:24:34We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:37Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:39Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:41So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:06As much as I'd like to.
00:25:07I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Beating pools.
00:25:15How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green
00:25:22pool was.
00:25:24Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno?
00:25:33Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:41Hey, uh, Smiles, are you still awake?
00:25:52Hey.
00:25:58Hey.
00:25:59Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:04Come in.
00:26:25You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:29I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:55That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:57I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:00Well, you still got the rest of our legs, don't you?
00:27:19Uh, thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:24I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:27What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please.
00:27:37Huh?
00:27:38So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:27:41You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:45Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:48He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't, I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:28:00Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:03You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:08something like that?
00:28:10Think again.
00:28:13Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:28Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:31I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:35Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:46What do you remember about me?
00:28:53I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:01Especially the last one.
00:29:05I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:11Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:14Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:17You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32Nothing.
00:29:33You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what I am.
00:29:57Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:24And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:27I know my car.
00:30:28Because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything.
00:30:30What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Ren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:51Ren talked you into this.
00:30:54Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:57Sam.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:13I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:21You and me.
00:31:27What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:38You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:50Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah.
00:32:00Just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:10I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:13Don't you agree, son?
00:32:15100%.
00:32:16How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:26Mm-hmm.
00:32:28Ah, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:36I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:39That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:45Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:59One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:05So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:34Sorry.
00:33:35But what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:46Good night, Sam.
00:33:53Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58It's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean...
00:34:11No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean...
00:34:23No, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:26I...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get
00:34:43back.
00:34:43Okay?
00:34:44See you soon.
00:34:44Hey, you okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:34:59Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you gonna say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam, no.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said no.
00:35:17I should have...
00:35:17Sam, Sam.
00:35:31Sam.
00:35:37God, I'm going to fucking jerk.
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm going to help.
00:35:41Why?
00:35:43Because.
00:35:43Because why?
00:35:45Because you can't swim.
00:35:48You remember.
00:35:51Sam, just listen.
00:35:52Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything.
00:35:57Don't you?
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:16Sam, just stop.
00:36:17Samantha.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:23All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:26Fuck.
00:36:49I picked up the car.
00:36:56um we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:00we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:09talk
00:37:13I don't feel like talking
00:37:17what are you doing
00:37:21I don't know
00:37:26but I don't want to think anymore
00:37:28never
00:37:30how much have you had to drink
00:37:39doesn't matter
00:37:41you make me feel things Tristan
00:37:46things I've never felt before
00:37:49I hate you so much
00:37:53but I want you so bad it scares me
00:37:57no
00:38:02I don't know
00:38:08I don't know
00:38:11I don't know
00:38:13I'm sorry, I can't.
00:38:43Hey, are you hungry?
00:38:54Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:07Like you not talking to me?
00:39:11Not even looking at me?
00:39:15Is this all because of last night?
00:39:17Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:24Yes.
00:39:26This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:30If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:34Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:41You think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:52And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:57I thought you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:09I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:32Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:56Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:04We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:06Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:07Mine died in the pool.
00:41:09Tell her I say hi.
00:41:11Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:16Renee, it's me.
00:41:17Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:18Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20I fell in a pool, it's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:24Don't be.
00:41:25I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:31I'm so used to us telling each other everything.
00:41:33Yeah, about that, I-
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:53Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:03Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:05And it can't happen again.
00:42:11Really?
00:42:13Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:42:17I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:22No, you tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:30There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:32You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:38I hate Tristan.
00:42:39I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:42And he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You hurt Renee and I that morning.
00:42:50Did you mean it?
00:42:51Of course I didn't.
00:42:53Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:59Renee is my best friend.
00:43:01And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:10I just...
00:43:12I don't regret last night.
00:43:14And I do want to tell Wren I just...
00:43:17I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:23It's okay.
00:43:25I get it.
00:43:28You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:31I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:55My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06I know how you feel.
00:44:08Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:13I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work.
00:44:17And I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:27You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:34My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:37You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why did I stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:44:50Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:57It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:01I'm so scared of failing and I haven't let myself live.
00:45:07You deserve everything.
00:45:21You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:25I wanted to hate you.
00:45:28But I don't.
00:45:30I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:34I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:37I never have.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:39Oh, we finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:16A cell phone?
00:46:17If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion? Is that your code name?
00:46:28Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:36Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:39That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of a five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow!
00:46:49Your head smiles, I said I understand.
00:46:52You can give me a dirty little secret.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:46:58You motherfuckers!
00:47:01Took you long enough?
00:47:04You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:09Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:12It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:14And you must be Samantha.
00:47:16Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:19Bring it in.
00:47:21I'll take your bag.
00:47:23Yes!
00:47:24Oh my God!
00:47:25I can't believe it!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was it right?
00:47:29Did Tristina play nice or do I need a beat as us?
00:47:32What are you gonna do, twinkle toes?
00:47:33Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:34A pirouette on her corpse if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:47:37Relax, run.
00:47:38It wasn't bad.
00:47:39It was kinda nice, actually.
00:47:42You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:47Yeah?
00:47:48And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:52I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:56I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:59Jeez.
00:48:00You are not kidding.
00:48:01They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:06Anywho!
00:48:07You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:10I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress!
00:48:17No.
00:48:18Deep tissue.
00:48:19Okay, the tie works.
00:48:20Mom.
00:48:21Please.
00:48:22Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:23Are you alone?
00:48:24You wish.
00:48:25I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:26My room's next door.
00:48:27That's too bad.
00:48:28You should be in mine instead.
00:48:29Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:30I like it when you call me that.
00:48:31What's your room number?
00:48:32I'll be there.
00:48:33I'll be there.
00:48:34I'll be there.
00:48:35I'll be there.
00:48:36No.
00:48:37No.
00:48:38No.
00:48:39No.
00:48:40No.
00:48:41No.
00:48:42No.
00:48:43No.
00:48:44No.
00:48:45No.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:08I think the pearls.
00:49:09Thank God you're here.
00:49:13I can't wait to be married so I never have to go to my wedding again.
00:49:17It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry.
00:49:20I miss so much.
00:49:21Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:26the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:29I broke up with him.
00:49:30When?
00:49:31Why?
00:49:32He's cheating on me.
00:49:33You were right, Wren.
00:49:34I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:35I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:36Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when you told
00:49:41me he couldn't make it and all, I just... I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:46God, I'm sorry.
00:49:47But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:49:50How'd he take it?
00:49:51Like a pussy?
00:49:52I have no clue.
00:49:53My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel pool.
00:49:55I'm sorry.
00:49:56I'm sorry.
00:49:57And I didn't know how to take him, but I just put everything else above me.
00:50:00I just blindly went along with it.
00:50:01Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:50:02When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:50:04I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:05God, I'm sorry.
00:50:06But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:09How'd he take it?
00:50:10Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Ohio motel pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:25I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:32And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:42Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days.
00:50:57Nonstop, I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we talk?
00:51:04Sure.
00:51:05What about?
00:51:06I was talking with Ren earlier.
00:51:09Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours.
00:51:12It's because it's next to Renee's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:16Thank you, Tristan.
00:51:18I didn't even think of that.
00:51:20So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:24No, but I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:33Your parents are going to be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38I'm done, too.
00:51:39No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:02And that's right.
00:52:05How could you?
00:52:06How could you?
00:52:14I...
00:52:15I...
00:52:16Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:24Mom showed up this morning and...
00:52:26Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us.
00:52:36And...
00:52:36Oh, my God.
00:52:43You were right.
00:52:45I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:48If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug.
00:52:52And I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:56Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:06I'll be okay.
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:20See you over here so again.
00:53:21Come in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:33Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:42How's Wren?
00:53:44How's Wren?
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:57Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:58Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:10I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:14What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:18I...
00:54:18Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:31Wait.
00:54:32Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No.
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:04I broke up with you.
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:13And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:19Honey, what?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:26I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to...
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that...
00:55:38That girl...
00:55:39She's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:55:59Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore.
00:56:06Now get out.
00:56:08My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:28Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39It's typical Tristan.
00:56:41It doesn't like anyone seeing him.
00:56:42It's weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:50I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because...
00:56:59Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:04And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:28I love him.
00:57:34I love him so much.
00:57:41Then you need to tell him.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:45Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:08Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:19I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:30I don't know what you mean.
00:58:42I'm sorry.
00:58:43I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:45You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:47Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:02Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:08Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:13and you just let me lay in your bed
00:59:17like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:23Save it.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:28Hi.
00:59:32What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, unlock the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly,
00:59:44and I need to sit.
00:59:54Remember when I went to see Tristan
00:59:56during fall finals sophomore year?
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:06But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:10All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:13So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:15when he saw you as Steven,
01:00:17I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text,
01:00:20but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:24I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:28you need to talk to him.
01:00:29If you really love him,
01:00:32he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:41Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:43I have known Renee Montgomery
01:00:54since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight
01:00:59and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him
01:01:02and that they were getting married.
01:01:05Now, I didn't say this at the time,
01:01:06but my first thought was,
01:01:07are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:09I'd been with a man for five years
01:01:12and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized...
01:01:20Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter
01:01:23when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:25because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:27and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:32Like giving your heart to someone
01:01:33after only a few weeks
01:01:34or a few days.
01:01:37That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:39and that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom
01:01:43and to love that is timeless.
01:01:47Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:03I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about
01:02:07acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art isn't precisely
01:02:14what I'm looking for.
01:02:15I look forward to your call.
01:02:36Hey, can we talk?
01:02:38Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:41I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shitty to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt,
01:02:54and instead of letting you in,
01:02:55I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven,
01:02:58all of those insecurities,
01:03:00he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:05I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:06Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:03:08and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:11So I convinced myself
01:03:13that it would hurt less
01:03:15if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know, that you'd be better off
01:03:20with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward
01:03:27for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward
01:03:33for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now
01:03:35that if I let that happen,
01:03:37I will be giving up
01:03:39on the best thing
01:03:40that's ever happened to me.
01:03:41Time stops
01:03:44when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night
01:03:48of the cabin
01:03:48all those years back.
01:03:51And
01:03:51it stopped again
01:03:53when you got in my car
01:03:54in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know
01:03:57I should let you go,
01:03:58but
01:03:58I want you
01:04:00to need me
01:04:01the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:06Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:08I am
01:04:08just
01:04:09miserably
01:04:10pathetically
01:04:12in love with you.
01:04:16I want
01:04:17every week,
01:04:19every day,
01:04:20every moment
01:04:21to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past,
01:04:25ignore the future,
01:04:26let's just get in my car
01:04:27and drive,
01:04:27you and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere
01:04:29the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere
01:04:30in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really gonna take us
01:04:33around the world
01:04:34in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart,
01:04:36I'll make sure
01:04:36it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know,
01:04:39as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:40just say
01:04:41yes,
01:04:43please say yes,
01:04:44please.
01:04:44and I won't run out of gas.
01:04:54I love them both,
01:05:10but I'm literally
01:05:11gonna kill them
01:05:11if they don't make up
01:05:12before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships
01:05:14just take time to...
01:05:17Wait,
01:05:18isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses
01:05:27really think you could get away
01:05:28without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:30I hope you know
01:05:31I'm gonna be so annoying
01:05:32that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Get your hands off
01:05:34my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend.
01:05:37She's your girl, pick.
01:05:38You're always gonna be
01:05:39number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:42Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:44Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are gonna hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
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