00:00shoes oh sorry hey let's uh go ahead and strip off that belt too while we're at it huh
00:06you have any uh piercings you want me to know about hmm anything else uh all right i'm really
00:12late for my flight ma'am why don't you just step on through and we'll see if you set off the machine
00:16thank you uh no no no not so fast ma'am i'm gonna have to ask you to step over to the
00:23wanding area please fuller why well you never know oh you just waved the wand over your die
00:29clip no i did not i yes you did well i am keeping an eye on you wow they let guys like that work here
00:37yes they let that guy be my boss thank you for pissing off your boss for me oh yeah please uh
00:45anytime well uh molly your boarding pass oh thanks kirk
00:52dude cut it a little closer why don't you hey i think i lost my iphone i left it in security
01:02oh here calm down i'll call it hello who's this i don't know might be the guy with the new iphone
01:07who's this um i don't know might be your worst fucking nightmare hello thank god you have my phone
01:14my name is molly mcleish i remember you very well what gate are you at i'll run it right over
01:19you know what we're actually pushing back right now excuse me you're not supposed to be on your
01:24phone it's bad for the plane oh i'm sorry are you a plane doctor no so shut the fuck up i'll tell you
01:30what i'll just leave it at lost and fair for you how about that would you just hold on to it for me
01:35i'm coming back tomorrow i'm an event planner i'm having this party at the warhol museum we could meet
01:39yes no of course i know exactly where that is it's it's actually right on my way home from work
01:44sir she's talking on her phone dude go shit in your hand i have to go
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