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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:49Closing into.
00:03:50What we're doing now?
00:03:51Jon...
00:03:53Steve.
00:03:55What's wrong?
00:04:00Uhhh,gel.
00:04:01I'm sorry.
00:04:04What are you talking about?
00:04:06Oh...
00:04:07Oh, you're trying to explain.
00:04:09Oh, man.
00:04:11What are those good?
00:04:12I'm sorry.
00:04:14Everything all right?
00:04:15Everything alright?
00:04:16Yeah, uh, I'm just... I'm just worried about Rene.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:28Uh, he and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:38Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:04:41Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:45I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:05You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristian. I'm a big girl.
00:05:14I was gonna say...
00:05:18You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:23Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36Please?
00:05:37Alright, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:39You got ten minutes, Max. No last minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:04What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:21Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:06:24I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:28Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:30You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:33No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:38Is it weird?
00:06:39Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:49You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:51Do I know you?
00:06:52Nah, but I know you.
00:06:54You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04And how do you even know Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:08Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14My kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And, uh, also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:30When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:37I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:39I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:45Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:51Get the hell out of my-
00:07:56The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I do.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again, you so much as look at her wrong.
00:08:06You won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it.
00:08:18What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane? This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:27Why would you just-
00:08:28Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:33Wh-
00:08:34Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:39He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:42I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:08:45I-
00:08:48Because you what?
00:08:52Sorry, I-I just forget it.
00:08:59Why-
00:09:00What?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't? So you just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you?
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:16Right? I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just want to get out of here, okay? Please?
00:09:38Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again, or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42See? Better.
00:10:07Hey, Sammy. Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay. No, you're busy.
00:10:14That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no. Are you all right?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird. Seemed like he knew you. Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding. I gotta go. Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:10:33Yeah, I love you, too. See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that. Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:42Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Boof!
00:11:31Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:38You know what you need.
00:11:39A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:12:01Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey!
00:12:23You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:27Uh, sure.
00:12:31Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:54You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:16What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Um, please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey!
00:13:28Hey!
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Oh, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47God, just leave me alone.
00:13:57Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:19Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:27She's not coming back up.
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:29Come on.
00:14:45Tell me you're all right.
00:15:01Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:05Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:09Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:10Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on.
00:15:13It was an accident.
00:15:15We were just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:27Are you hurt?
00:15:27Oh, they must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:47Thank you for saving me.
00:15:50Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:00It isn't your fault.
00:16:02Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:07You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:10Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:28Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:32We shouldn't.
00:16:46No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:51I, I know.
00:16:52But you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56I...
00:16:57But, but, you're not just any girl.
00:17:02And...
00:17:07Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:21I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes or a no?
00:17:27I want you, Tristan.
00:17:33I don't want to stop.
00:17:59Don't.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:11Have you ever done this before?
00:18:13I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:30Sam? Where were you? Where were you? I went to the bathroom. I don't remember you coming home
00:18:54last night. I lost track of time at the lake. You were asleep when I got back. The girls
00:19:07from across the lake came by when you were gone. They brought me this. So like in exchange
00:19:14you'll give us your brother's number right? Wren, I- Do they think I'm stupid? Like I don't
00:19:19know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan. It's all anyone does. It's always about Tristan.
00:19:24Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me. You would never do that to me. Right
00:19:34Sam? You're my friend because you love me. Of course. You're positive that you have absolutely
00:19:41no feelings for my brother. Come on. You know I hate him. We both hate him. He's a fuckboy
00:19:48who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:52Tristan doesn't mean anything to me. And he never will.
00:19:59Tristan doesn't mean anything to me. And he never will.
00:20:04I know I can trust you. Always, Wren.
00:20:07Hold on. It's me and you.
00:20:18There they go. Showing off Golden Boy. Again.
00:20:21Attention everyone. We are both so proud of Tristan. You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:30My boy's going to be a long horn. He had the summer off but next week he is off to college
00:20:36and back to the grind. Isn't that right, son?
00:20:40Hey, yes, sir.
00:20:48Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:51Oh, great. The airhead's from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:59Hey?
00:21:02Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:05You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:07Well, then let us help you.
00:21:08Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fine.
00:21:16God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:18I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:20Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah. Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:29Hey, Tristan. Can I talk to you? I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:35All day.
00:21:37Oh, hey, Smiles. Need something?
00:21:41No. Never mind. Just forget it.
00:21:48Forget it.
00:22:07I knew you'd come around.
00:22:16Want to take this to your room?
00:22:19Not in the mood.
00:22:20I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:35Tristan!
00:22:36Come on! Open up. It's already 10. We've got to get on the road.
00:22:45If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:51Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:01Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on. The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05I hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:12If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:14Shut up. There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room. Put that on.
00:23:19God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:21Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Well, just pay him back the favor. Consider us even now.
00:23:31Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:35Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No. Why would I be?
00:23:40Grew up Ren, you and Ren. It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:43It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:47We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:49You can't tease me like this.
00:23:51What if I'm, uh, teasing though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery. Being serious?
00:23:58I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:00Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05Is this going?
00:24:10We should, uh, get going.
00:24:15Meet you outside.
00:24:21We're out of gas.
00:24:25Don't worry, not.
00:24:25Filled up yesterday.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:32Got gas last night.
00:24:33We were taking your depression now.
00:24:34We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:37Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:38Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:24:50So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:05As much as I'd like to.
00:25:07I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Beating pools.
00:25:16How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:24Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno?
00:25:32Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:42Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:52Hey.
00:25:58Hey.
00:25:59Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah, come in.
00:26:25You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:31I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:38I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:55That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:57I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:00Well...
00:27:05You still got the rest of our legs, don't you?
00:27:19Uh...
00:27:20Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:24I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:27What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please.
00:27:37Huh?
00:27:38So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:27:41You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:45Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:48He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't...
00:27:55I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:28:00Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:03You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:08something like that?
00:28:10I think he can't.
00:28:13Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:28Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:31I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:35Right?
00:28:37Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:42What do you remember about me?
00:28:53I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:00Especially the last one.
00:29:03I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:11Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:14Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:17You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:30Nothing.
00:29:35You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what I am.
00:29:57Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:24And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:27I know my car.
00:30:28Because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything.
00:30:30What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Ren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:51Ren talked you into this.
00:30:53Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:58Sam.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:13I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:21You and me.
00:31:23What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:39You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:50Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah.
00:32:00Just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:10I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:13Don't you agree, son?
00:32:13One hundred percent.
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:26Mm-hmm.
00:32:28Ah, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:33I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:45Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:54One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:17So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:34Sorry.
00:33:37About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:46Goodnight, Sam.
00:33:51Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean, no, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:30What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down,
00:34:41but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back, okay?
00:34:44See you soon.
00:34:50Hey, you okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:00Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you going to say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam, no.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14Just wait.
00:35:15No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said no.
00:35:17I should have...
00:35:17Sam, Sam.
00:35:31Sam.
00:35:37God, let me go.
00:35:38Fuck you, sir.
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:41Why?
00:35:43Because.
00:35:44Because why?
00:35:45Because you can't swim.
00:35:48You remember.
00:35:51Sam, just listen.
00:35:52No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:56Everything.
00:35:57Told you.
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:08Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:14Sam, just stop.
00:36:18Samantha.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:32Fuck.
00:36:33Fuck.
00:36:33I picked up the car.
00:36:56Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:00We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:01We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:07We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:09We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:11We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:12We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:13We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:14We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:15We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:16We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:17We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:18We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:19We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:20We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:21We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:22We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:23We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:24We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:25We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:26We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:27But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:30Never.
00:37:38How much have you had to drink?
00:37:40Doesn't matter.
00:37:44You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:47Things I've never felt before.
00:37:51I hate you so much.
00:37:53But I want you so bad it scares me.
00:37:57It scares me.
00:37:59I love you.
00:38:09I hate you.
00:38:11I hate you.
00:38:13I'm sorry, I can't.
00:38:43Hey, are you hungry?
00:38:55Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:07Like you not talking to me?
00:39:11Not even looking at me?
00:39:15Is this all because of last night?
00:39:20Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:26Yes.
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:35Why do you want me to embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:41You think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:52And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:56But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:03I want you, Tristan.
00:40:31I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:32I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:33I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:38Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:56Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:04We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:06Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:07Mine died in the pool.
00:41:09Tell her I say hi.
00:41:11Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:16Renee, it's me.
00:41:17Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:18Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20I fell in a pool.
00:41:21It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:24Don't be.
00:41:25I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:26I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:31I'm so used to us telling each other everything.
00:41:33Yeah, about that, I-
00:41:35Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:42Everything good?
00:41:43Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:50Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:53Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:03Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:09And it can't happen again.
00:42:12Really?
00:42:14Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:42:21I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:22No, you tell me.
00:42:23You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:38I hate Tristan.
00:42:39Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:40Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:43Ring any bells?
00:42:45You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:50Did you mean it?
00:42:51Of course I didn't.
00:42:53Then why'd you say it?
00:42:54Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:59Renee is my best friend.
00:43:01And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:10I just...
00:43:12I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Ren, I just...
00:43:17I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:23It's okay.
00:43:25I get it.
00:43:26You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:40I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:43:45I saw my dad...
00:43:47With his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:52My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:43:58My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:00And I feel like I'm just...
00:44:03Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:07Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:11And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:13I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work.
00:44:17And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:19Years wasting my time.
00:44:23Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:27You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:33My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're not...
00:44:38Still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't...
00:44:43Know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:46Everything with Steven was easy.
00:44:49Comfortable.
00:44:51Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:44:52I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:56It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:01I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything.
00:45:21You hear me?
00:45:23Everything.
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:26I wanted to hate you.
00:45:30But I don't...
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:34I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:36I never have.
00:46:07Whew.
00:46:08Finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:16A cell phone?
00:46:17If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening,
00:46:20we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion?
00:46:27Is that your code name?
00:46:28Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:36Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:39It's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:46:45and have everyone talk about
00:46:46a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow!
00:46:49Uh, your head smiles.
00:46:50I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:46:58You motherfuckers!
00:47:01Took you long enough?
00:47:03You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:06Oh, whoa.
00:47:07Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:09Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:12It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:14And you must be Samantha.
00:47:16Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:19Hey.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God!
00:47:26I can't believe it!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was he trying?
00:47:29Uh-uh!
00:47:30Did Tristan play nice, or do I need a beat as us?
00:47:32Uh, what are you gonna do, Twinkle Toes?
00:47:33Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:34A pirouette on her corpse, if you were named my bestie, yes.
00:47:37Relax, Ren.
00:47:38It wasn't bad!
00:47:39It was...
00:47:40kinda nice, actually.
00:47:42You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:44because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:47Yeah?
00:47:48And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:52I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:56I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:59Jeez.
00:48:00You are not kidding.
00:48:01They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:06Anywho!
00:48:07You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:10I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress!
00:48:18No, deep tissue!
00:48:23Okay, the tie works.
00:48:29Mom!
00:48:30Please!
00:48:32Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:37You wish.
00:48:38I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:39My room's next door.
00:48:40That's too bad.
00:48:41You should be in mine instead.
00:48:42Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:44I like it when you call me that.
00:48:45What's your room number?
00:48:46I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:47You can't.
00:48:48I'm with your sister.
00:48:49Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:50Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:52I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:53See what I mean?
00:48:54Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:56Come to my room later, please.
00:48:58Sam?
00:48:59Are you alive?
00:49:00I gotta go.
00:49:01I'll talk to you later.
00:49:06Okay, which ones?
00:49:07I think the pearls.
00:49:09Thank God you're here.
00:49:12I can't wait to be married so I never have to come in a wedding again.
00:49:16It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:18I'm sorry.
00:49:19I miss so much.
00:49:20Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:21If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:25the way here.
00:49:26When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:31When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:33I broke up with him.
00:49:36What?
00:49:37When?
00:49:38Why?
00:49:39He's cheating on me.
00:49:43You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:47I...
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:49:54When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:56I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:59God, I'm sorry.
00:50:01But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:07How do you take it?
00:50:08Like a pussy?
00:50:09I have no clue.
00:50:11My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:14Come here.
00:50:16Oh, serves him right.
00:50:18Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:24I'm done with him.
00:50:26That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:28Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:31And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:35Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:49We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:53I had you all to myself for days.
00:50:56Non-stop.
00:50:57I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:59Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we...
00:51:02Can we talk?
00:51:03Sure.
00:51:04What about?
00:51:05I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:08Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:13So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:15Thank you, Justin.
00:51:17I didn't even think of that.
00:51:19So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:23No, but I think...
00:51:26I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:29Tomorrow.
00:51:30Are you sure?
00:51:32Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:51:34I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:37I'm done, too.
00:51:40No more hiding.
00:51:42I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45I don't want to...
00:51:46I don't want to...
00:51:47I just want to be able to dance with her and...
00:51:48Where are you going, who did I?
00:51:49You're not going to be like...
00:51:50But I do not want to dance with you.
00:51:52Seriously.
00:51:53How could you?
00:52:12I...
00:52:14I...
00:52:20Why was she here?
00:52:21Did someone see?
00:52:23Mom showed up this morning and, uh...
00:52:26Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:28She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:32And she saw us and...
00:52:36Oh my God.
00:52:42You were right.
00:52:44I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:47If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug
00:52:51and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:55Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:03Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:06I'll be okay.
00:53:08I'll be okay.
00:53:19See you over here so again.
00:53:21Come in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:36Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:37It's good to have you.
00:53:38Good to have you.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Wren?
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:49Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:52Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:57Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like his flight got cancelled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:04Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:09I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:11Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:12Didn't you get my text?
00:54:14What text?
00:54:15I didn't get any text.
00:54:16The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:54:19Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:27Wait.
00:54:32Don't I know that guy?
00:54:34God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:36Jesus Christ.
00:54:37I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:39And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:42Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:43Let's just go talk some-
00:54:44No.
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:52No.
00:54:53Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you.
00:55:06Excuse me?
00:55:07I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:12And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:18Honey, what?
00:55:19What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:22You know I love you.
00:55:23I would never cheat on you.
00:55:25I saw her.
00:55:26She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're gonna dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were gonna take me to Italy.
00:55:31Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:44No, Steven.
00:55:45I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:55I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:55:59Listen to me.
00:56:00You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:02You need me.
00:56:03Not anymore.
00:56:05Now get out.
00:56:07My dad isn't coming.
00:56:08Tristan's gonna have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:10Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:25I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39This typical Tristan, it doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding. I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because...
00:56:59Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast, and...
00:57:04What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam. We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:22Yes.
00:57:23I love him.
00:57:23I love him so much.
00:57:41Then you need to tell him.
00:57:42Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:04Her mother and I do.
00:58:10Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:19I do.
00:58:20Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:30I do.
00:58:49I do.
00:58:50Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did. I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:07Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just...
00:59:15let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:23Save it. I'm done.
00:59:29Hi.
00:59:33What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor sitting here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, unlock the door. Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to sit.
00:59:54Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year?
00:59:58It's because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:09All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:12So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:15when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:17I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:33Come here.
01:00:35Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:42I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:04Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:07are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:10I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized,
01:01:20Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:25Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:31Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:01:36That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:39And that's how I did too.
01:01:41To the bride and groom.
01:01:44And to love that is timeless.
01:01:58Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:02I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:04Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:12Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:15I look forward to your call.
01:02:34Hey, can we talk?
01:02:37Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:40I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:47I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shady to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt.
01:02:54And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:04I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:06Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:10So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:32I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:43Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:51And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:04How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:07Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:17I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past. Ignore the future.
01:04:26Let's just get in my car and drive. You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really gonna take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes, please.
01:04:43Say yes, please.
01:04:44And I won't run out of gas.
01:04:57I love them both, but I'm literally gonna kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:12Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:16Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:18No fucking way. They're making out too.
01:05:22Whoa.
01:05:23You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:29I hope you know I'm gonna be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl.
01:05:38You're always gonna be number one.
01:05:39Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:42Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are gonna hit the road.
01:05:47Where are you guys even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
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