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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:47Oh, God.
00:01:51Oh.
00:01:53Oh.
00:01:53Oh.
00:01:53Oh.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57Oh.
00:01:57Oh.
00:01:59Oh.
00:02:01Oh, no.
00:02:03Oh.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10. oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:31oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:06oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in
00:05:04awesome
00:05:05got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:09shh
00:05:11i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23get handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god
00:05:32i'm so sorry
00:05:34it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:37hang on
00:05:38thanks
00:05:42your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl?
00:05:54yeah
00:05:55i'm chasen
00:05:59rose
00:06:01nice to meet you
00:06:04come on chasen, home room is starting
00:06:10stay away from this trash
00:06:13might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:17let's go
00:06:19chasen, come on
00:06:20later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:23oh my god
00:06:26your jacket smells good
00:06:28i'll wash your jacket
00:06:29yep
00:06:30kinda lame
00:06:31clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:35come on
00:06:37let's go
00:06:38let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:50ladies and gentlemen
00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:55rose smith
00:06:56now she's been homeschooled
00:06:58and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:01pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:03i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:06and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed?
00:07:11is it just rose?
00:07:12yes
00:07:13rose will suffice
00:07:14how about second hand rose?
00:07:16that's enough
00:07:19grab brackets
00:07:21ow ow
00:07:27oh my god
00:07:28ow ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it?
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me?
00:07:34yes
00:07:35where is it?
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:56i thought that um
00:07:57i thought that um
00:08:09that'll show the bitch
00:08:18rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:22where are you?
00:08:26are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30rose
00:08:35sclum
00:08:36what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:37chasen?
00:08:38is that you?
00:08:39are you in there with rose?
00:08:41don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:43what do i do?
00:08:49how is she not here?
00:08:59how is she not here?
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:19i'm so sorry
00:09:28i'm so sorry
00:09:36ow
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:42why are you wet?
00:09:45i
00:09:49how's your eye?
00:09:51miraculously better
00:10:08what exactly is going on here?
00:10:14nothing
00:10:16absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19i think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:21hmm
00:10:24listen up second hand rose
00:10:25chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand?
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:37you know what?
00:10:39with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:41and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:50tomorrow
00:10:51my house
00:10:52makeover
00:10:56okay
00:11:01you know what they say right?
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:03and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:16well it's more than fun
00:11:17i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise we'll win
00:11:25plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28it's crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing?
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:38okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51be there
00:12:00it's okay
00:12:02being a queen bee is
00:12:04important and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:13what are you talking about?
00:12:15i have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:21you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:23fine
00:12:25whatever
00:12:33wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:41she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:47it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:54wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:58hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:00thanks
00:13:02not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom
00:13:06i would've paid to see that
00:13:08ah
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay?
00:13:14no
00:13:16oh god
00:13:18jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:24i am
00:13:25if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27ah
00:13:28ah
00:13:29ah
00:13:30ah
00:13:32ah
00:13:34ah
00:13:35don't worry i'll bring him back
00:13:38later
00:13:40yeah i'll see ya
00:13:42she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:47oh my god ew
00:13:48look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:58um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:01she told me so herself
00:14:03wow
00:14:05you know
00:14:06for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place
00:14:11gossip chains?
00:14:12watch this
00:14:25now watch what happens
00:14:28ew
00:14:35hey eric
00:14:39just leave me alone gabby
00:14:40why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what?
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:59gaby
00:15:03you okay?
00:15:04do you care?
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:07you lie to me
00:15:09what?
00:15:11you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14wait what?
00:15:16you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you?
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:41okay i
00:15:43didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:51let me make it up to you
00:15:52how?
00:15:53give me one chance
00:15:55this saturday
00:15:57i'm studying for the decathlon
00:15:58skip it
00:16:00i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:03no tricks
00:16:04just the truth
00:16:06if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:20relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so i
00:16:49come on
00:16:50come on
00:17:12why would you ever go to hayton high?
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do?
00:17:36i'm gonna take her down
00:17:39how?
00:17:40do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way!
00:17:48no way! i could teach you
00:17:50girls day and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55yeah i think that's rich
00:17:57i think that's rich
00:17:58yes
00:18:03she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called eye contact
00:18:37sloan it's a basic social skill she smiled when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite enough
00:18:47this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball
00:19:03you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different
00:19:10brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes and you're out
00:19:31audrey rose wintersby
00:19:36audrey rose wintersby
00:19:39what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:44eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:55just like best friends
00:19:59um okay thank you swear
00:20:05uh okay thank you swear
00:20:08so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:17eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right now figures
00:20:27pinky swear
00:20:29awesome awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:50so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:58what the fuck is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a
00:21:03bitch look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:12bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:17i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every second
00:21:25of it i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff
00:21:31and ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete lack of compassion for
00:21:52everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent okay i don't know what that means but it better
00:22:00mean awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:42you bitch
00:22:49hey hey i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:22what's up i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis after hitting sloan in the face i could
00:23:31really use the help i can yeah definitely coach you cool after school after school
00:23:42it's a date
00:23:46i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:11like that
00:24:13okay ready
00:24:22oh
00:24:25yeah
00:24:26you should join the dentist team
00:24:30you know
00:24:33i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:38hey
00:24:52you
00:24:53bitch
00:24:54you won't get away with this
00:25:03whoops looks like laundry day came early
00:25:25what the hell
00:25:26oh
00:25:37oh
00:25:39oh
00:25:39no no no no no no no no no no no you gotta be kidding me
00:25:44Oh my god.
00:25:56Oh my god.
00:26:14What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:44Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh?
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:27Long day.
00:27:29Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh.
00:28:14I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey.
00:28:29Rose.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32No, you don't.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:36You're saying about you?
00:28:37Sorry, Eric.
00:28:38On the way back?
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:41Sure.
00:28:42Boopy.
00:28:43I'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap.
00:28:55So seriously?
00:28:57There's no room.
00:28:58Boopy.
00:28:59I'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:01So seriously, there's no room.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:29This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51How about a little game of Truth or Dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or Dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or Dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or Dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:31No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or Dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59What?
00:32:59What?
00:32:59What?
00:32:59What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought I was.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I.
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00:34:29Oh, God!
00:34:31Oh!
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00:34:58Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03Gross!
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Hey?
00:35:28I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:41Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47That was a really fun day.
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:49Oh, my God!
00:35:50Shut up!
00:35:51They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:01Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:02Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:03Let's be more than friends.
00:36:04Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:05I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:06Hey, stop!
00:36:07Stop!
00:36:08Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:10Oh, shit!
00:36:11What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:12Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:13Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:14Shut up!
00:36:15She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:16You're a liar.
00:36:17You don't even know her.
00:36:18Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:19No.
00:36:20She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:21Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:23Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:25She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:26Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:44she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:37:00i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:14they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen with
00:37:28me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:43audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:46come on just say yes
00:37:50okay
00:37:55where i was early for my first real date
00:38:06hello this is rachel from shape lv unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called
00:38:15me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea mori's
00:38:21seven p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:25understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:42good
00:38:45hell
00:38:47Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:17I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:14I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But, but um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Chasen.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:19You okay?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:49It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:19What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:39And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:42:59It's me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:52And even if it were true,
00:43:55I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:43:59who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22Bitch fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my butt!
00:44:30Oh, my God!
00:44:31I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy
00:44:37when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:45:06And...
00:45:08expelled.
00:45:11But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's,
00:45:36and because of that,
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey.
00:45:40You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59No!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:19Like, Rose.
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team,
00:46:22and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No!
00:46:26I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33you...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot!
00:47:03...
00:47:22No, no, no.
00:47:24Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:54How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then
00:48:23you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:53Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and
00:49:11not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:22You're so beautiful.
00:49:27You're so beautiful.
00:49:28Am I so beautiful?
00:49:29Forgive me?
00:49:30Help me.
00:49:31I love you.
00:49:32I am so beautiful.
00:49:43As I especially
00:49:49tell her to be honest,
00:49:51I're welcome.
00:49:52Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:22You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:58You keep on me.
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:42I love you, too.
00:52:46I worked up an appetite.
00:53:14So how was it?
00:53:19It was amazing.
00:53:21Hey, do I look different?
00:53:26No, you look beautiful.
00:53:37Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:39Uh-oh. What?
00:53:42What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:35I was bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:45Well, maybe.
00:54:49Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:53I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:10Yes, indeed.
00:55:11I am aware.
00:55:12But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what?
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:56People, everyone.
00:55:58I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Osprey Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:33What the?
00:56:34No, everyone.
00:56:35Turn it off.
00:56:36Turn off the videos.
00:56:37You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:40And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:41And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:43You bitch.
00:56:44Security.
00:56:45Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:46No.
00:56:47Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:48No.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50No, get off me.
00:56:51Do not touch me.
00:56:52Do you know how much I am worth?
00:56:53Jason.
00:56:54Do you know how much I am worth?
00:56:55Jason.
00:56:56Jason.
00:56:57Uh.
00:56:58Uh.
00:56:59Uh.
00:57:00Uh.
00:57:01Uh.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:05I'm sorry.
00:57:06I'm sorry.
00:57:07I'm sorry.
00:57:08I'm sorry.
00:57:09You're sorry.
00:57:10You're sorry.
00:57:11I'm sorry.
00:57:12You're sorry.
00:57:13You're sorry.
00:57:14I'm sorry.
00:57:15You're sorry.
00:57:16I'm sorry.
00:57:17I'm sorry.
00:57:18The two of the women's women are in the room.
00:57:20Okay, it's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:33First, the Prom King is Chasing Grey.
00:57:45And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's Prom Queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:22I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:27No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:47Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait.
00:59:16Wait.
00:59:17What?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true Prom Queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better Prom Queen than Gabby McDuff.
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01:00:29Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Yes, girl.
01:00:59And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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