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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:40Mm-hmm.
00:01:41Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:08Please. Everybody knows that belongs to the heirs of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth ten million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than ten.
00:02:26Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:32There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:34Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:38She's a bitch.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:43You look like you need a hand.
00:02:46You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide. I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:59How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:13The jocks.
00:03:14The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:20I'm the nerd.
00:03:21And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:27I would steer clear of them.
00:03:29Especially Sloane.
00:03:30She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:42Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:53I wasn't.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:56The most popular guy in school.
00:03:58They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:01It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:04Hmm.
00:04:29Oh!
00:04:30You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:31The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:32Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:41Oh.
00:04:42And that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh yeah, you in?
00:05:01Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:05Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh my god, oh my god.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey!
00:05:25Watch out!
00:05:31Oh my god.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine.
00:05:36It's just a little blood.
00:05:37I know.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56I'm Jason.
00:05:57Rose.
00:05:58Nice to meet you.
00:06:00Come on, Jason.
00:06:01Home room's starting.
00:06:03Stay away from this trash.
00:06:04Might catch something.
00:06:05Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:06Let's go.
00:06:07Jason, come.
00:06:08Later.
00:06:09I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:10Oh my god.
00:06:11Your jacket smells good?
00:06:12I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:14Yep.
00:06:15Kinda lame.
00:06:16Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57She's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes, Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:20Grab brackets.
00:07:26Ow, ow, oh my god, ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:29What is it?
00:07:30Something's in my eye, I need my context solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker, go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:38Okay.
00:07:39Go, go.
00:07:49Oh my god.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:56I, I thought that, um...
00:07:57That'll show the bitch.
00:08:10Oh my god.
00:08:11Oh my god.
00:08:12Rose?
00:08:13Where are you?
00:08:14Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:15Rose?
00:08:16What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:17What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:18What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:19Chasen?
00:08:20Is that you?
00:08:21Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:22Don't lie to me.
00:08:23I saw her come in here.
00:08:24What do I do?
00:08:26What do I do?
00:08:27What do I do?
00:08:29What do you do?
00:08:30Well...
00:08:31What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:32What do I do?
00:08:33What do I do?
00:08:34What do I do?
00:08:35Are you huge?
00:08:36What do I do?
00:08:37What do I do?
00:08:38What do I do?
00:08:39What do you do?
00:08:40It's really dark.
00:08:41What do you think I'm sick?
00:08:42They're all alone.
00:08:43I'm so sorry.
00:08:44I'm so sorry.
00:08:45What do I do?
00:08:46How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:44I...
00:09:47How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:07What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasin?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:29Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:38A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:47You are my new project.
00:10:48Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:49Okay.
00:10:50You know what they say, right?
00:10:51Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:10:53Ugh.
00:10:54Ugh.
00:10:55Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:01It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:02Well, it's...
00:11:03More than fun.
00:11:04I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:05You don't have money.
00:11:06We'll win.
00:11:07I promise.
00:11:08We'll win.
00:11:09Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:10You're crazy.
00:11:11Rose?
00:11:12Rose?
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00:12:00it's okay being a queen bee is important and it is your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me I mean you're not that smart anyways so what are you
00:12:14talking about I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score just go you're not gonna fit in
00:12:22anyway fine whatever Wow you're fitting in fast that uniform looks a lot better on
00:12:39you than I expected thank you she means that as a compliment probably yeah
00:12:45definitely you know it's not every day someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight yes I'm a fast learner Wow so modest loves it hey good form out
00:13:00there thanks not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my
00:13:05pom-pom I would have paid to see that oh my god oh I think I pulled something you
00:13:14okay no oh god Jason I think I need a heroic exit you're not serious I am if I fall and
00:13:26shatter my kneecap it's your fault don't worry I'll bring him back later yeah I'll see it
00:13:42she's being nice that's never a good sign oh my god ew look at these losers my bestie Audrey
00:13:52heroes Wintersby doesn't have to go to school private tutors well maybe she wants to go to
00:13:57regular high school and be a regular teen um no she can't stand these plebeians she told me so herself
00:14:02wow wow you know for fun sometimes the girls and I we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26hey Eric
00:14:36just leave me alone Gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby you really thought I wouldn't find out
00:14:48Gabby what
00:14:54Gabby you okay do you care of course I do you lie to me
00:15:09what you're Audrey freaking Wintersby
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:55How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks. Just the truth.
00:16:11If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:18I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:56Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:03I was lonely. And I wanted to make friends. And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:11I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26It's not all that. Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:32So what are you going to do?
00:17:34I'm going to take her down.
00:17:36How?
00:17:37Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:39I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:42No way.
00:17:43No way.
00:17:44I could teach you.
00:17:45Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:46And that's rich.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:18:15She did that on purpose. She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact, Sloane. It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot. It's polite.
00:18:45Enough! This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that. I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith. Consider this your strike one. Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:23Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:32Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:38What did you say?
00:19:40Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no. Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:57Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay. I think you swear.
00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God. I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:35And yours was always fake.
00:21:40You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:43And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:46Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:21:48It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:21:50Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:21:51Okay, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:21:53I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:21:54I've always been better than you.
00:21:55I was just too polite to say it.
00:21:56I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:21:58You haven't done anything.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:01Okay, what, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:03I've always been better than you.
00:22:04I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:06Trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:36You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:47You bitch!
00:22:49You bitch!
00:22:57You bitch!
00:23:03You bitch!
00:23:05You bitch!
00:23:07You bitch!
00:23:09You bitch!
00:23:13You bitch!
00:23:15I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:25I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:29After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope.
00:23:32I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:38After school.
00:23:40It's a date.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45I can't do it.
00:23:48Like this.
00:23:49Okay?
00:23:50Okay?
00:23:51Like that.
00:23:55Okay?
00:23:56Okay?
00:23:57Ready?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59Okay.
00:24:00I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Like that.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the dentist team.
00:24:30You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:08Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh my god.
00:25:42Oh my god.
00:25:43Oh my god.
00:25:44Oh my god.
00:25:56Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:25:59Oh my god.
00:26:00Oh my god.
00:26:01Oh no.
00:26:02What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:44Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:17Maybe.
00:27:18Hi, Lord.
00:27:19What happened to you?
00:27:20I'll explain in the car.
00:27:21Long day.
00:27:22Is everything okay?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24Oh, my God.
00:27:25There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:26Gross older guy?
00:27:27Even better.
00:27:28This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:29Ew.
00:27:30Ew.
00:27:31Settle down.
00:27:32Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:33People.
00:27:34This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:36Remember, you're representing the school.
00:27:37This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:38Remember, you're representing the school.
00:27:55Mind if I sit here?
00:27:56Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:27:58Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:17Hey, Rose.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:19Saved you a seat.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:21No, you don't.
00:28:22Oh.
00:28:23Jason.
00:28:24You're saying about you.
00:28:25Sorry, Eric.
00:28:26On the way back?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29Sure.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32You're saying about you.
00:28:33Sorry, Eric.
00:28:34On the way back?
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37Sure.
00:28:38You're saying about you.
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:40On the way back?
00:28:41Yeah.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:43Sure.
00:28:44Okay.
00:29:00Boopy.
00:29:01I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:30So, are you gonna go?
00:29:33I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:35Why not?
00:29:36I'll be going.
00:29:37Well, okay then.
00:29:38I'll go.
00:29:39Listen.
00:29:40You want Chase?
00:29:41And I want Rose.
00:29:42So...
00:29:43Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:45Exactly.
00:29:46I got a plan.
00:29:47Oh.
00:29:48Oh.
00:29:50Yeah.
00:29:51I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:53You want Chase?
00:29:54And I want Rose.
00:29:55So...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:58Exactly.
00:29:59I got a plan.
00:30:02plan all right here we go this was a mistake i don't belong here yes yes you do you're with me
00:30:22that's my point see eric is here i don't think i can take more rejection
00:30:27um this could be a turning point just stick with me okay
00:30:41ready oh look rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:49okay hi hi no thank you i don't drink of course you don't so you virgins ever been to a real party
00:31:04before oh my god you are virgins shut up son stop being a jerk okay how about a little game of truth
00:31:15or dare yeah truth or dare oh gabby to eric truth or dare uh eric truth or dare truth
00:31:32oh my god come on gabby we don't have all night what's your favorite color uh okay what kind of
00:31:47question is that blue virgin sloan what okay oh eric to rose okay rose truth or dare dare you gotta
00:32:03give me a kiss wait what come on rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:26what the hell hey watch your ass oh yeah what are you gonna do about it
00:32:33oh gabby no gabby no gabby wait let her go she chased her she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:41okay chasen you're up truth or dare dare dare i dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle
00:32:49on a date for saturday night rose rose you go to dinner with me on saturday what
00:32:58i'd love to
00:33:10oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:25i'm so sorry did i ruin your dime store blouse oh my god why don't you go to the bathroom
00:33:32shit oh oh oh i'm sorry i thought the door wasn't i
00:33:50hi
00:33:58you're so beautiful
00:34:12what
00:34:21what the
00:34:27what the
00:34:36rose rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:04what it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house i have photos
00:35:15he's not her sugar daddy
00:35:18there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is
00:35:34he's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47yeah that was a really fun day yeah oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:54eric
00:35:57hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:03eric we're just friends let's be more than friends please don't make this harder
00:36:10please
00:36:11i wonder if i want to make it
00:36:11okay okay stop stop hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:21what are you laughing at loser where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:29you're a liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby
00:36:37because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:49she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:37:11i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen with
00:37:28me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:42audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:49come on just say yes
00:37:55okay okay
00:38:03where i was early for my first real date
00:38:09hello this is rachel from shape lv
00:38:11unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new
00:38:17reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea maurice 7 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:25i understand the assignment
00:38:40Yeah...
00:38:42Good.
00:38:44How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:38What?
00:39:41You mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um...
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:06What?
00:40:07I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know. But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason. But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:43That you're a clueless virgin? And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:49No.
00:40:52I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56You okay?
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58What?
00:40:59You okay?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01What?
00:41:02You okay?
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04What?
00:41:05Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24What?
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure, let's go.
00:42:02What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:02Did you hear the news?
00:43:03Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:04And we're going to prom together.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:07Hmm.
00:43:08That's a lie.
00:43:09Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:11Ooh.
00:43:12Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:13Enough.
00:43:14Sloan.
00:43:15I'm done.
00:43:16Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:18You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:19Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:20And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:22Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:23Because I don't believe it.
00:43:24And even if you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:25And I don't believe it.
00:43:26I'm not jealous.
00:43:27I don't believe it.
00:43:28And even if I'm jealous, I'm jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow, ow my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man, go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon, we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:16I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:28You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:51Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50Thanks for that.
00:46:52To be continued...
00:47:22Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:52How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:51Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:58Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:23You're so beautiful.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:30Why are you wet?
00:49:57Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11What?
00:50:13What?
00:50:15What?
00:50:17You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:19Okay, I give up.
00:50:21You should give up, huh?
00:50:23I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:25You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up, huh?
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:39Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:45Pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:01That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:25I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:31Neither did I.
00:51:33I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:51:43I'm a virgin.
00:51:45I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:23I love you, too.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:33I love you, too.
00:52:35I love you, too.
00:52:45I love you, too.
00:52:55I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:46Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, thanks.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:57:01Not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:45And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:52Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:02Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean
00:58:38girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:16I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
01:00:00Want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:30Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:37Yes, girl.
01:01:00And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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