00:00It was 1976.
00:02Golden Gate Park.
00:04I see this tall, golden-haired Adonis
00:07high off his gourd on psychedelics.
00:09Mom!
00:10It was a different time.
00:11Drugs were fun then, but now they're bad.
00:14Maybe it's time for the kids to go.
00:16Oh, I've seen way worse on the Internet.
00:18You've been on the Internet for 15 minutes.
00:20Don't be such a cuck, Mom.
00:21Okay, that's it.
00:22No, I can't go back. I've been red-billed.
00:25Uh...
00:26May I continue?
00:27Can you keep it kid-friendly?
00:29Of course.
00:30So, Elliot, sorry, Grandpa, was tripping hard,
00:34running around naked and screaming from the hallucination.
00:37What did I just say?
00:38I ain't gonna be naked!
00:39I wanna scream from hallucination!
00:41Kids, let's go scream naked in the bedroom.
00:43I thought I was surrounded by werewolves.
00:45It was a very hairy era.
00:47No one shaved anything.
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