00:00F***, man.
00:00Everyone's so goddamn serious right now.
00:05I just want to laugh.
00:06I'm at that age now where I just don't give a f***.
00:11I'm tired of hanging out with people that just always want to bring you f***ing down.
00:14Bye.
00:14You know they just suck the f***ing energy out of you.
00:17There's some of you that don't want to laugh or respond because you brought that f***er here tonight.
00:22Now I fall under the category of zaddy.
00:25Ooh, zaddy.
00:26Look at you, zaddy.
00:27I ain't falling for that s***.
00:29Oh, but I want to be with zaddy because he'll take care of me.
00:31You need to take care of f***ing zaddy too.
00:33What happens if we hook up and I forget my CPAP machine?
00:37And I'm laying next to you just caw.
00:40Caw.
00:41You're like, zaddy.
00:43What's wrong with zaddy?
00:46All you young f***ers, it's going to happen.
00:48S*** is going to start breaking down.
00:49I'm lactose intolerant.
00:51I got sciatica.
00:51All of a sudden milk is poison.
00:53You're going to start saying some old s***.
00:55Yo, look at that building.
00:56That's neat.
00:56Here's a PSA for all the young ladies if you're at a bar and zaddy walks up to you.
01:01See if he's doing this right here.
01:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03All right.
01:04He's not doing that to be cool.
01:07It's hot.
01:08And my ball is stuck to my thigh.
01:13Humans love to hang out with other humans that are having a good time.
01:16It's infectious.
01:16It's euphoric.
01:17The only way you get it is through laughter.
01:19That's why I tell people laugh.
01:21It's free.
01:24Not tonight.
01:26Tomorrow.
01:28Remember this s*** tomorrow.
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