00:00oh hi there I'm goddamn I am trying out dating for the first time I've never felt
00:15romantic love before but I've read lots of books about it and I've been practicing
00:22so I think I kind of understand how it works I've also been studying romance movies I don't really
00:35understand what's happening most of the time but it's been very difficult I tried going speed dating
00:43but the people didn't like me I don't know why I tried being really nice
00:52and the alcohol bars won't even let me go inside they said my idea wasn't real like
01:03what even is real anyway does it matter if it's made from crayons or glitter
01:10doesn't mean I'm not real but I won't give up every day I get up
01:21I make myself pretty I go to my bench
01:29and I wait I'll meet the one someday I just know it
01:39hi there I think you might be the one for me would you
02:01maybe accompany me on a romantic date
02:07and I got you this flower if you're not allergic
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