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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:41Ah.
00:01:43Ah.
00:01:47Ah.
00:01:49Ah.
00:01:55Ah.
00:01:56Ah.
00:02:02Ah.
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way and the queen bees i would steer
00:03:29clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:06oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in
00:05:04awesome
00:05:05got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:09shh
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38hang on
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yup
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey rose wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:28ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37go go
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50hey
00:07:51what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32slum
00:08:36what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29how is she
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up second hand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14oh my god it's gonna be so fun
00:11:16well it's more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21you don't have money
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:26plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28you're crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:35for the academic decathlon
00:11:37oh
00:11:39okay well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:42gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:45secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51be there
00:12:01it's okay
00:12:02being a queen bee is
00:12:04important and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:08it's not important to me
00:12:10i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways so
00:12:14what are you talking about
00:12:16i have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:20just go
00:12:21you're not going to fit in anyway
00:12:24fine
00:12:26whatever
00:12:26whatever
00:12:33wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06aww
00:13:07i would have paid to see that
00:13:08aww
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:21you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27ah
00:13:29ah
00:13:31ah
00:13:33don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:39later
00:13:40yeah
00:13:41i'll see ya
00:13:42she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:48oh my god ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:57and be a regular teen
00:13:58um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:01she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:06for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:12watch this
00:14:13now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:27hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:45audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:47you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:15:00gabby
00:15:03you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06yes i do
00:15:07you lie to me
00:15:09why
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:15you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:19like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:25who told you
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:29gabby
00:15:31i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:42okay i
00:15:43didn't
00:15:44start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:52let me make it up to you
00:15:56how
00:15:57give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:01i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:04i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:08no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:13if you're lying
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:31i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax
00:16:34it's just where i live
00:16:36it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that
00:16:38but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41and
00:16:42you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:48yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:16:50yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:51yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:53well
00:16:54come on
00:16:55come on
00:16:56bo
00:17:08Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I can teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:08She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Gabby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Turn this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:38But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bitch.
00:22:07It's like a bum, says the low-class loser, with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what?
00:22:12You think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:37You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:22:44Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:13I need to ask you something, it's kind of important, no, it's really, it's actually
00:23:20kind of lame.
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:57I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:13You should join the tennis team.
00:24:26You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:32I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:40Hey.
00:24:41You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:08Whoops.
00:25:09Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:15What the hell?
00:25:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:38I don't know.
00:25:45I don't know.
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:48I don't know.
00:25:51I don't know.
00:26:05I don't know.
00:26:07I don't know.
00:26:11I don't know.
00:26:20I don't know.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22What are you doing?
00:26:23Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:33Hmm.
00:26:34Checkmate.
00:26:35Here.
00:26:36Take this.
00:26:37It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:52I owe you one.
00:26:54How again?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56What can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:27:05Eric.
00:27:07Huh?
00:27:08I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:21My Lord, what's up to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:27Long day.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:24Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:29:04Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Settle down.
00:29:09Seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So.
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes.
00:30:21Yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41You ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Oh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27何?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27What the hell?
00:32:28Oh, asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby, wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:55Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh, my God. Why don't you go to the
00:33:19bathroom?
00:33:20Shit.
00:33:21Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh, my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:36Shit.
00:33:37Oh.
00:33:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:39I forgot.
00:33:40I forgot.
00:33:41The door wasn't.
00:33:42I...
00:33:43Hi.
00:33:44Hi.
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:49So beautiful.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hu.
00:33:58Hey.
00:34:00Hi.
00:34:01Bye.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Hi.
00:34:08Hi.
00:34:09Hi.
00:34:12Hi.
00:34:13Hi, I'm so H farmers.
00:34:15Hi.
00:34:16Hi.
00:34:17Hi.
00:34:18Hi.
00:34:19Hi.
00:34:20What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:50Wait, what? Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house. I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:17But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Perry?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose? You invited me over to your place for the barbecue?
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh? Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:25Shut up! She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Oh, my God. Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:37:15They're horrible, unlike you.
00:37:20Were you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:39He was just kidding.
00:37:41Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:46Come on, just say yes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:15But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:207pm.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:47No.
00:39:09Jason.
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:10What?
00:40:12I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But, but um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56Go.
00:40:57Go.
00:40:58Go.
00:40:59Go.
00:41:00Go.
00:41:01Go.
00:41:02Go.
00:41:03Go.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Go.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40He's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:53It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:22Girls, girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:52You hurt the man, go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon, we're going to be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25You know, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot!
00:47:09You know, this is so hot!
00:47:19I wasn't going to die.
00:47:22But I was going to take off the politics of peace at which play.
00:47:25Oh, my God.
00:47:28It's so hot.
00:47:32Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:04Tell me!
00:48:06So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I had to sleep with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:58Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and
00:49:12not because of what I am.
00:49:14Because I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:43You're so beautiful.
00:49:57You're so beautiful.
00:49:58Why are you wet?
00:49:59It doesn't matter.
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:02I have an idea.
00:50:03What?
00:50:04Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:15You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36Well, you did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:40Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01Oh!
00:51:02Oh!
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:07Oh!
00:51:08Oh!
00:51:09Oh!
00:51:10Oh!
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:34Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:02I love you, Rose.
00:52:03I love you, Rose.
00:52:04I love you, Rose.
00:52:05I love you too.
00:52:06I love you, Rose.
00:52:07I love you too.
00:52:08I love you too.
00:52:09I love you too.
00:52:12I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:42I love you, too.
00:53:12I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:40Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:20No.
00:57:20No.
00:57:26No.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:28It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:07congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip
00:58:37bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some
00:58:47amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes i mean let's face it high
00:58:55school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud
00:59:05of who you are because every single one of you is special and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff
00:59:14to the stage wait what
00:59:22i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:43hey
00:59:56Hey, want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:52And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:14Gabby, all that hard work has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:01:18Congratulations.
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