00:00I'm John Cena and this is The Wired Autocomplete Interview.
00:06What the f**k? Is that for real?
00:09Uh, okay.
00:15Okay, how did John Cena qualify for the Elimination Chamber?
00:19By leaning on my resume for the one and only time I have in my entire life
00:23and letting everyone know, like, heck, this is my last one.
00:27I think it's a better event with me in it.
00:29In typical WWE fashion, don't try that at home
00:32because you really only have one of those bridges to burn
00:35and this is my last Wrestlemania, so I burned it.
00:39Here's a spoiler alert. It worked.
00:42How did John Cena win at Wrestlemania 41?
00:47By being f**king awesome.
00:50That was my secret sauce, just a dose of awesomeness.
00:54I'm sure The Miz is going to punt me in the nuggets for that one.
00:56Can John Cena grow facial hair?
01:00Not a chance.
01:01I haven't shaved in five weeks.
01:03I've tried.
01:04It shows up in patches.
01:06Guys, you know I can barely grow hair here,
01:08so facial hair is equally challenging.
01:10I did rock a mustache for, like, a hot minute
01:12because I tried to grow my hair and it was like,
01:14this part doesn't grow,
01:16this part doesn't grow,
01:18this part doesn't grow,
01:19so it looks really bad.
01:22Will John Cena be at SummerSlam 2025?
01:27Guys, I'm retiring this year.
01:28I'm going to try to get as many appearances as I can.
01:31All right, first board's done.
01:32Let's get on with the quiz.
01:34Here we go.
01:35Why John Cena is the greatest of all time?
01:40Because I say so.
01:41And as you know,
01:43I also say that winners write the history books,
01:44and currently I'm winning,
01:45so I'm writing history,
01:47and I'm the greatest of all time.
01:48Because I said so.
01:49That's a great answer for you parents out there.
01:52Ha ha ha.
01:53It's not.
01:54Why is John Cena style so iconic?
01:59Because what the f***?
02:02Is that for real?
02:02Well, uh, okay.
02:05So, uh, thanks?
02:10Probably because I was stubborn enough not to change.
02:14So, uh, I wear very small jeans.
02:17They don't go below my kneecap.
02:20Jeans shorts or jorts.
02:21And I just haven't changed that uniform in 20 years.
02:26I used to shower in it.
02:27And now we're here,
02:28where the jorts are about to make their farewell.
02:31Well, and this is me.
02:33This is who I am.
02:34This is how I'm comfortable.
02:35Although I can't move in this coat,
02:37um, I would tear the seams.
02:38But it's, it's comfortable.
02:40It's not.
02:41Help.
02:42Give me some fashion tips.
02:44I'm kidding.
02:44I won't listen.
02:45I'll just show up in a suit or jorts
02:46and a t-shirt until December.
02:48Okay, why is John Cena in Ambani Wedding?
02:54Because I was invited.
02:55Ha ha!
02:55What a cool event to go to.
02:57Man, they really rolled out the red carpet.
02:59And through a huge wedding, I was invited.
03:01And I wanted to go.
03:02I wanted to see what it was all about.
03:03I got to travel the world
03:05and experience incredible culture.
03:08Uh, it was, it was an event I'll always remember.
03:11Uh, so that's why I was there.
03:12Because I got invited.
03:14Okay, here we go.
03:14Let's check it out.
03:15Uh, what did John Cena do to turn heel?
03:21That's a good question
03:22because I believe I said on television
03:24that I'm not a baby face nor heel.
03:27I'm a human being.
03:28So if you have an answer to this question,
03:30it's more personal than practical.
03:32What is John Cena WrestleMania?
03:37What is John Cena WrestleMania record?
03:40This should probably be possessive.
03:41What is John Cena's WrestleMania record?
03:43Uh, I'd like to think I've finished second place
03:46a few times, but I don't know how many.
03:49Hopefully I've finished first
03:50more than I've finished second.
03:52What I do know is
03:52there are no more WrestleMania matches for this guy.
03:56My last one was a few weeks ago.
03:58Alrighty.
03:59What is John Cena's favorite animal?
04:03Hell, I don't know.
04:04I would just literally be making something up.
04:06I, I don't want to play favorites in the animal kingdom
04:08and I try to, to not do that.
04:10So I do not have a favorite animal.
04:12What makes John Cena
04:14a hero?
04:17Well, they say perspective is everything.
04:19And if you think someone dressed like a member
04:22of a highly affiliated organized crime family,
04:25um, wearing a pocket watch that doesn't work
04:27is somehow aspirationally something
04:30you want to aspire to,
04:31that's a great perspective of life.
04:33And I appreciate that.
04:34So thank you so much.
04:35All right.
04:36That board's done.
04:38Who is John Cena?
04:42Again, we should probably add an apostrophe to this,
04:44but that's okay.
04:45Who is John Cena best friend in WWE?
04:48Oh, that's when you're the 17 time champion,
04:51that means you've lost it 16 times.
04:53So, uh, that is an environment with no friends.
04:55I have no allegiances and may God have mercy on my soul.
04:59Who is John Cena's biggest rival?
05:03That one's simple.
05:04The audience.
05:05My goodness.
05:05We've been going back and forth for almost 25 years now.
05:09You're tireless.
05:11You have an energy of an everlasting battery.
05:13I've tried to break you.
05:15I can't.
05:16You got me on the ropes.
05:17This is my last nerve.
05:18I've said I'm going to retire
05:19and I will go down swinging,
05:21trying to crack your resolve.
05:23But damn it, you guys are tough.
05:25You are my biggest rival.
05:26Who is John Cena best friend in real life?
05:30Well, I do have a close crew,
05:32but I got to put the boss first and foremost.
05:34That is my wife.
05:35I love her and she is my best friend.
05:36Who is John Cena's favorite BTS member?
05:40This one's going to set the world ablaze.
05:42My favorite BTS member is...
05:45Hope you got that one.
05:48Here we go.
05:49Did John Cena actually play the piano in Peacemaker?
05:57Yes.
05:57That is my haphazard version of Home Sweet Home.
06:00I don't remember a note of it,
06:01but I did actually play it.
06:03I'm trying to learn how to play the piano.
06:05I've been trying now for eight years.
06:07I still do not know because I practice in my free time
06:11and I have realized by my level of piano,
06:13I don't have a lot of free time,
06:16but I still have a lot of fun doing it.
06:17Does John Cena like anime?
06:21I do, but again, not a lot of free time.
06:24So the last anime I saw was Fist of the North Star,
06:28which is such a cool movie.
06:31It's about like a post-apocalyptic society of martial arts superheroes.
06:36It's kind of like pro wrestling if there was a post-apocalyptic WWE universe.
06:43Yeah.
06:43Fist of the North Star.
06:44It's an oldie, but a goodie.
06:46Does John Cena run his Instagram?
06:50Yes, I do.
06:52I post one picture every day that has personal meaning to me.
06:57It will never be accompanied with text.
07:00You will never see my face.
07:02I will never do more than one image a day.
07:05Now, sometimes the clock is off because my day is in, let's say, Budapest or Morocco.
07:11And you're thinking like, oh, he posted twice today.
07:14If you're really hawking my account that much,
07:15go do something with yourself rather than hawk my account.
07:18But it is the way I run my Instagram.
07:22I'm very, very proud of it.
07:24I run Instagram and X.
07:27Facebook's a little bit of a group effort.
07:30Threads is me.
07:31But yeah, I try to use them all for different things.
07:35I'm very proud of the mystery that is associated with the Instagram account.
07:39Best believe it's all me.
07:41And there's a message in every photo.
07:45All right, that board's done.
07:46Thank you for wasting time with me together.
07:48I can't wait until the next Wired Autocomplete interview so we can do this again.
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