- 6 months ago
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36Oops.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:39Oops.
00:01:40Oops.
00:01:41Oops.
00:01:42Oops.
00:01:43Oops.
00:01:44Oops.
00:01:45Oops.
00:01:46Oops.
00:01:47Oops.
00:01:48Oops.
00:01:49Oops.
00:01:50Oops.
00:01:51Oops.
00:01:52Oops.
00:01:53Oops.
00:01:54Oops.
00:01:55Oops.
00:01:56Oops.
00:01:57Oops.
00:01:58Oops.
00:01:59Oops.
00:02:00Oops.
00:02:01Oops.
00:02:02Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro it gets hansy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:59what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we sign up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:09oh my god ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your
00:14:42rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:52gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you
00:15:24doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:30yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:39okay i didn't start that
00:15:41but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:49how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:40and you have a butler
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:25it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slo
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:45no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48i could teach you
00:17:49girls day
00:17:50and a vendetta
00:17:52and that's rich
00:17:54that's rich
00:17:55that's rich
00:17:57i'm gonna do
00:17:59i'm gonna do
00:18:00i'm gonna do
00:18:01i'm gonna do
00:18:02i'm gonna do
00:18:04i'm gonna do
00:18:05she did that on purpose
00:18:08she looked me dead in the eye and bam
00:18:12i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:14you can ask abby
00:18:15i missed like five in a row
00:18:18she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:21it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:22it's a basic social skill
00:18:24she smiled when she hit me
00:18:26i smile a lot
00:18:27it's polite
00:18:28enough
00:18:29this isn't court
00:18:30I missed like five in a row.
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:34It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:37It's a basic social skill.
00:18:39She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:41I smile a lot. It's polite.
00:18:44Enough. This isn't court TV.
00:18:48Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:52that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:55who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:00with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:04I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:15Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:17Consider this your strike one.
00:19:20Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:25Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:38What did you say?
00:19:40Found this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:50Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:54Just like best friends.
00:19:58Um, okay.
00:20:00I think you swear.
00:20:04Uh, okay.
00:20:05I think you swear.
00:20:07So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:11I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:16Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:40And that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh my God.
00:20:44I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:01Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:12Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:14Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh please, you loved it.
00:21:22You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:26Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:32It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:36Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:37It's slipping.
00:21:38And yours was always fake.
00:21:39You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:01It means it sucks.
00:22:03Says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:07Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:10Okay, well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:16I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:31Bring it on.
00:22:41You bitch!
00:22:44a piss
00:22:46A piss
00:22:47Hey, I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important, no, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:37Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:44I can't do it.
00:23:45You're like this.
00:23:46Okay?
00:23:47Like that.
00:23:48Okay?
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:23:51You're like this.
00:23:52You're like this.
00:23:53Okay?
00:23:54Like that.
00:23:55Okay?
00:23:56Okay?
00:23:57Mm-hmm.
00:23:58Okay?
00:23:59Mm-hmm.
00:24:00Okay?
00:24:01Mm-hmm.
00:24:02Ready?
00:24:03Mm-hmm.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Oh!
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07You should join the tennis team.
00:24:08You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:15Hey!
00:24:16Shh.
00:24:17Shh.
00:24:18Shh.
00:24:19Shh.
00:24:20Shh.
00:24:21Shh.
00:24:22Shh.
00:24:23Shh.
00:24:24Shh.
00:24:25Shh.
00:24:26Shh.
00:24:27Shh.
00:24:28Shh.
00:24:29Shh.
00:24:30Shh.
00:24:31Shh.
00:24:32Shh.
00:24:33Shh.
00:24:34Shh.
00:24:35Shh.
00:24:36Shh.
00:24:37Shh.
00:24:38Shh.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:41Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:43Shh.
00:24:44Shh.
00:24:45You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:15What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:45Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:03I'm crying.
00:26:07What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:37Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:26:57No.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh?
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:17Maybe.
00:27:23My lord, what couple two years?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:47Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:17Hey.
00:28:18Rose.
00:28:19Hmm?
00:28:20Saved you a seat.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:22No you don't.
00:28:23Jason.
00:28:24Same as you.
00:28:25Sorry Eric.
00:28:26On the way back?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29Sure.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:31Sure.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:35Boopy.
00:28:36I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:37Boopy.
00:28:38I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:39on my man's lap.
00:28:40Sloan.
00:28:41Sloan.
00:28:42Seriously?
00:28:43There's no room.
00:28:44Boopy.
00:28:45I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:46On my man's lap.
00:28:51Sloan.
00:28:52Sloan.
00:28:53Seriously?
00:28:54There's no room.
00:28:55Everyone.
00:28:56I have an announcement to make.
00:28:57I'm having a party Saturday.
00:28:58And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:28:59Better show up.
00:29:00Ha ha.
00:29:01Uh.
00:29:02Well, see you.
00:29:03I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:05And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:06Better show up.
00:29:07Uh.
00:29:08Huh.
00:29:09I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:10Uh.
00:29:11Uh.
00:29:12Uh.
00:29:13Uh.
00:29:14Uh.
00:29:15Uh.
00:29:16Uh.
00:29:17Uh.
00:29:18Uh.
00:29:19Uh.
00:29:20Uh.
00:29:21Uh.
00:29:22Uh.
00:29:23Uh.
00:29:24Uh.
00:29:25Uh.
00:29:26Uh.
00:29:29so you're gonna go i don't think i'd be welcome why not i'll be going well okay then i'll go
00:29:53listen one chase and i want rose so well looks like we have something in common
00:29:59exactly i got a plan
00:30:02all right here we go this was a mistake i don't belong here yes yes you do you're with me
00:30:22that's my point see eric is here i don't think i can take more rejection
00:30:27um this could be a turning point just stick with me okay
00:30:36okay you ready
00:30:41oh look rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50i promise okay
00:30:51hi hi
00:30:55no thank you i don't drink
00:30:58of course you don't
00:31:00so you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:04oh my god you are virgins
00:31:10shut up son stop being a jerk
00:31:13okay
00:31:14how about a little game of truth or dare
00:31:16yeah truth or dare
00:31:25oh gabby to eric truth or dare
00:31:29uh eric truth or dare truth
00:31:40oh my god come on gabby we don't have all night
00:31:44what's your favorite color
00:31:45uh okay what kind of question is that blue
00:31:48blue virgin
00:31:49virgin
00:31:50sloan
00:31:51what
00:31:51okay
00:31:53okay
00:31:55ooh eric to rose
00:31:58okay
00:32:00rose truth or dare
00:32:02dare
00:32:03you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:06wait what come on rose
00:32:10rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:17winner
00:32:26what the hell
00:32:27hey watch out
00:32:29oh yeah
00:32:31what are you gonna do about it
00:32:35no gabby wait
00:32:36let her go
00:32:38if you chase her she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:41okay
00:32:44you're up truth or dare
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:47I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:15Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. The door wasn't... I...
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:51Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54I'm so beautiful.
00:34:04You're so beautiful.
00:34:20What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:34Oh, no.
00:34:59Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07It's true.
00:35:08I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Harry?
00:35:34I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:52They're lying.
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:58Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:09Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:31You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40Oh, my God.
00:36:41Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:43Huh?
00:37:10I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:15They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No.
00:37:25Forget it.
00:37:26Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:15But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217pm.
00:38:23Oh.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:40Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:46Oh.
00:38:51Jason.
00:39:09I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:14I've fenced it out.
00:39:15Hey, Rose.
00:39:16Small world.
00:39:17What are you doing here?
00:39:18Uh...
00:39:20I was supposed to have a date.
00:39:21With Jason.
00:39:22No, that's weird.
00:39:23Cause, um...
00:39:24I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:27What?
00:39:28You mind if I sit?
00:39:29Sure.
00:39:30Go ahead.
00:39:31Um...
00:39:32I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:33No.
00:39:34What are you doing here?
00:39:35I'm not supposed to have a date.
00:39:36You're supposed to have a date...
00:39:37With Jason.
00:39:38No, that's weird cause, um...
00:39:39I heard he was out with Sloan...
00:39:40Today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Yeah, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure.
00:39:44Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:48I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:14I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloane's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:30I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:32But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:46That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:58I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:41:00You okay?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04You okay?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:08What?
00:41:10Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:14I've been so stupid.
00:41:16I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:18It's probably for the best.
00:41:20That guy's a pig.
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:24It's probably for the best.
00:41:25That guy's a pig.
00:41:26Yeah.
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:34Can you give me a ride home?
00:41:36Yeah.
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:39Yeah, sure.
00:41:40Let's go.
00:41:41Okay.
00:41:42Sure.
00:41:43Let's go.
00:41:44Yeah, Dr.
00:42:00Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure, let's go.
00:42:23What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello? Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:39And you're going to ace this.
00:42:41And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:56But he said he liked me.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:02Did you hear the news?
00:43:03Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:05And we're going to prom together.
00:43:07Hmm.
00:43:08That's a lie.
00:43:09Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:11Oh.
00:43:12Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:13Enough, Sloan.
00:43:14I'm done.
00:43:15Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:17I'm done.
00:43:18Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:20I'm done.
00:43:21I'm done.
00:43:22I'm done.
00:43:23I'm done.
00:43:24I'm done.
00:43:25I'm done.
00:43:26I'm done.
00:43:27I'm done.
00:43:28I'm done.
00:43:29I'm done.
00:43:30I'm done.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32I'm done.
00:43:33I'm done.
00:43:34I'm done.
00:43:35I'm done.
00:43:36I'm done.
00:43:37I'm done.
00:43:38I'm done.
00:43:39I'm done.
00:43:40I'm done.
00:43:41I'm done.
00:43:42I'm done.
00:43:43I'm done.
00:43:44Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:46You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:47Everyone knows it.
00:43:48And no one seems to care.
00:43:49And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:51Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:53Because I don't believe it.
00:43:54And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight.
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22Bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls!
00:44:27What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow!
00:44:29Ow!
00:44:30Ow!
00:44:31Ow my foot!
00:44:32Oh my god!
00:44:33I think she broke my foot!
00:44:34Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:50I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:52Go!
00:44:53You hurt the man, go!
00:44:54You hurt the man, go!
00:44:55You hurt the man, go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:06I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:07A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:08We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:09You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:10But I tried.
00:46:11No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:12I don't get to go to college.
00:46:13And it's all because of you.
00:46:14But...
00:46:15You...
00:46:16I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:17I don't get to go to college.
00:46:18And it's all because of you.
00:46:19But...
00:46:20You...
00:46:21and your drama.
00:46:22Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:24That was so hot.
00:46:28I didn't get a scholarship.
00:46:29You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:32But I tried.
00:46:33No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:34I don't get to go to college.
00:46:35And it's all because of you.
00:46:36But...
00:46:37You...
00:46:38And your drama.
00:46:39Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:42That was so hot.
00:47:12I had to go to college.
00:47:13Oh my God.
00:47:14Which was his family for?
00:47:15That was not so hot.
00:47:16Like...
00:47:17I don't know, like...
00:47:18You were so hungry.
00:47:19Oh my God.
00:47:20Now if he was his family, then...
00:47:21If he went and he got a family...
00:47:22And you got to go...
00:47:23He was like, you're all right?
00:47:25You're about to go...
00:47:26No.
00:47:27Well, you're all right.
00:47:28I'm so hungry.
00:47:29And don't you?
00:47:30I'm so hungry.
00:47:31I'm so hungry.
00:47:32Don't you?
00:47:33I'm very hungry.
00:47:34So...
00:47:35I'm hungry.
00:47:36I'm hungry.
00:47:37I'm hungry.
00:47:38I'm hungry.
00:47:39I'm hungry.
00:47:40I'm hungry.
00:47:41Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26But I don't know what you do.
00:49:30I don't know what you are.
00:49:31I feel so happy about you too.
00:49:33I did not want you to think of a carrot.
00:49:35I'm so sorry.
00:49:36I have never been.
00:49:37I'm so sorry.
00:49:38You're crazy about you.
00:49:39This is what I was thinking of her.
00:49:40I was thinking of my fellow.
00:49:41Maybe you were just thinking of me.
00:49:43Ms. Mokko said,
00:49:45Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:15You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:58That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:31Who did I?
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:07What?
00:54:07Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:35I'm just bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, let's go.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49She told me.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:22Okay.
00:57:23It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasin Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:59Come on.
00:57:59Get up there, Ron.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:59Hey.
01:00:02You want to dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole
01:00:07Everyone
01:00:13All right, all right
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17But let's take a moment
01:00:19To recognize academic excellence
01:00:22We are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby has been awarded
01:00:27An academic scholarship
01:00:33Gabby, all that hard work has paid off
01:00:37Congratulations
01:00:38Yes, girl
01:01:03And that's the story
01:01:09Of how one simple little heiress
01:01:11Got a regular happily ever after
01:01:14Thank you
01:01:20Thank you
Comments