- 6 months ago
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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:49Steven.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55Steven.
00:03:56Everything all right?
00:04:16Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:22She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:27Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:29I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:38Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:45I just think it's funny how you say you're in love,
00:04:47but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:56Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes
00:05:00because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:04You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that.
00:05:11Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:13I was gonna say...
00:05:16You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:23Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right.
00:05:28Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship,
00:05:33could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36All right? Please.
00:05:37All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got ten minutes max.
00:05:46No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Stephen, turn the fucking phone off.
00:06:00You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:09When are you gonna dump her ass?
00:06:11You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school,
00:06:17I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:22Tristan!
00:06:22What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:29Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:31No, you're crying.
00:06:32Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:34No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:39That's weird.
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:49You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:51Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:55You're the guy stringing along something amazing
00:06:57because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know, Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:07Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you
00:07:12taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness?
00:07:14It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And, uh, also doesn't take away from the fact
00:07:21that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:29When you should be thankful,
00:07:30she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here
00:07:35and talking to me like that?
00:07:36I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:38I'm going to give you five seconds
00:07:41to get the hell out of my...
00:07:42Oh my God, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my...
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha's mouths again,
00:08:03if you so much as look at her wrong,
00:08:06you won't just be losing a plan or two.
00:08:07You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it.
00:08:18What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:27Why would you just...
00:08:28Because I don't get how a girl like you
00:08:30ends up with a guy like him
00:08:31and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:33Why does it piss you off?
00:08:35Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:39He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:41and...
00:08:42I would never do that to you, Sam,
00:08:44because I just...
00:08:45I...
00:08:46Because you what?
00:08:48Sorry, I...
00:08:52I...
00:08:53Just...
00:08:54Forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I want to know is why you don't go in there
00:09:04and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't?
00:09:08So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay.
00:09:12He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later.
00:09:15All right?
00:09:16I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day,
00:09:19so I'll just wait after the wedding.
00:09:20Okay?
00:09:23Smiles.
00:09:24You know you deserve more than this.
00:09:25Don't you?
00:09:27I just want to get out of here.
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:30Fine.
00:09:39Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:41Or...
00:09:41I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:45See?
00:09:47Better.
00:10:00Hey, Sammy.
00:10:08Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay.
00:10:13No, you're busy.
00:10:14That.
00:10:15Plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no.
00:10:19Are you all right?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy.
00:10:25Kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, it doesn't sound familiar.
00:10:28But I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:32Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you.
00:10:34Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:40This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:59Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Good night, Tristan.
00:11:26Poof!
00:11:34Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:38You know what you need.
00:11:39A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister.
00:11:56Who's your best friend?
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:12:06Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey!
00:12:23You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:26Uh, sure.
00:12:44Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:55You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:16What's your problem, huh?
00:13:18What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey!
00:13:28Hey!
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47Just leave me alone.
00:13:57Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:18Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:26She's not coming back up.
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:37Tell me you're alright.
00:15:04Oh my god.
00:15:06Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:09Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:10Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on.
00:15:13It was an accident.
00:15:15We were just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out.
00:15:19Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:27Are you hurt?
00:15:28They must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:47Thank you for saving me.
00:15:50Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:00It isn't your fault.
00:16:01Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:06You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:14Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:20I just...
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:27Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:45We shouldn't.
00:16:46No, no, no.
00:16:47Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:51I, I know.
00:16:52But you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56I...
00:16:57But, but, you're not just any girl, Sam.
00:17:09Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:20I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes or no?
00:17:26I want you, Trista.
00:17:33I want you, Trista.
00:17:33I don't want to stop.
00:17:59Don't.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:02It's fine.
00:18:09Have you ever done this before?
00:18:13I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:16Sam?
00:18:30Sam? Where were you? Where were you? I went to the bathroom. I don't remember you coming
00:18:53home last night. I lost track of time at the lake. You were asleep when I got back. The
00:19:07girls from across the lake came by when you were gone. They brought me this. So like in
00:19:13exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right? Ren, I... Do they think I'm stupid? Like
00:19:18I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan. It's all anyone does. It's always
00:19:22about Tristan. Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:31You would never do that to me, right Sam? You're my friend because you love me. Of
00:19:38course. You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on. You know I hate him. We both hate him. He's a fuck boy who's full of himself
00:19:49and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:53Tristan doesn't mean anything to me. And he never will.
00:19:59Tristan doesn't mean anything to me. And he never will.
00:20:03I know I can trust you. Always, Ren. Come on. It's me and you.
00:20:09There they go. Showing all the golden boy again. Attention everyone. We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship. My boy's going to be a Longhorn. He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind. Isn't that right, son?
00:20:40Hey, yes, sir. Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over. Oh, great. The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:58Hey? Whoa, are you okay? You look like you just saw Ghost. You want his attention, sweetie? Well, then let us help you.
00:21:10Hmm? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fine.
00:21:16God, all this noise is hurting my head. I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:20Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch? Yeah. Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:29Hey, Tristan. Can I talk to you? I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:35All day.
00:21:37Oh, hey, smiles. Need something?
00:21:41No. Never mind. Just...
00:21:44Forget it.
00:21:48Forget it.
00:21:48I knew you'd come around.
00:22:16Want to take this to your room?
00:22:18Not in the mood.
00:22:32I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:40Tristan! Come on! Open up, it's already 10, we gotta get on the road!
00:22:45If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to god I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:53Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:55Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:57Please tell me you're not naked. Put some clothes on! The people of Utah don't need to see that!
00:23:04Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:07If you wanted to get me in bed, you could've just said so.
00:23:13Shut up! There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room. Put that on.
00:23:17God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:21Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Just pay him back the favor. Consider us even now.
00:23:25Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:32Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:36No. Why would I be?
00:23:38Grew up Ren, you and Ren. It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:41It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:44We're not teens anymore, Tristan. You can't tease me like this.
00:23:50What if I'm not teasing, though? What if I'm serious?
00:23:54Tristan Montgomery. Being serious? I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:59Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:04Is that a scar?
00:24:05Is that a scar?
00:24:09We should, uh, get going.
00:24:14Meet you outside.
00:24:23We're out of gas.
00:24:24No, we're not. Phillip yesterday.
00:24:28Hey!
00:24:29Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:31Got gas last night. We were taking your depression now.
00:24:33We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:24:36Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:38Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:24:49So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:52I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:54Come on, lighten up smiles. No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:58It's basically just school and work.
00:25:00I graduated last year and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:03You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:05As much as I'd like to.
00:25:06I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:10What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Painting pools.
00:25:15How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:22Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:27That's where I came in.
00:25:29Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno? Oh, you wound me, smiles.
00:25:33Smiles.
00:25:47Hey, uh, smiles, you still awake?
00:25:51Hey.
00:25:52I have a hell of a headache. Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah, um, come in.
00:26:16You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:28I'm sorry.
00:26:30I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:35How did you get it?
00:26:37Playing football?
00:26:38I remember it was raining.
00:26:42I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:49I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:53That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:56I lost my scholarship.
00:26:58I'm so sorry.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:04Well...
00:27:07You still got the rest of our relax, don't you?
00:27:20Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:23I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:25I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:29What can I get for you?
00:27:34Just two coffees, please.
00:27:36Huh?
00:27:38So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:27:40You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:45We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:47He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:55I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:28:00Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:02You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:09I think he can't.
00:28:13Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15Hey.
00:28:19Anything sound good?
00:28:23What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:28What do you mean?
00:28:29What do you mean?
00:28:30I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:34Right?
00:28:38I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43What do you remember about me?
00:28:46What do you remember about me?
00:28:55I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:28:58Did some stupid shit there?
00:28:59I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:00You know what else I remember?
00:29:01I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:11Oh really?
00:29:12Is that it?
00:29:13What is that supposed to mean?
00:29:14What is that supposed to mean?
00:29:15Nothing.
00:29:16You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:17That's exactly what I am.
00:29:18I am.
00:29:19I am.
00:29:20I am.
00:29:21I am.
00:29:22I am.
00:29:23I am.
00:29:24I am.
00:29:25I am.
00:29:26I am.
00:29:27I am.
00:29:28I am.
00:29:29I am.
00:29:30I am.
00:29:31I am.
00:29:32I am.
00:29:33I am.
00:29:34I am.
00:29:35I am.
00:29:36I am.
00:29:37I am.
00:29:38I am.
00:29:39I am.
00:29:40I am.
00:29:41I am.
00:29:44Did we just run out of gas?
00:30:02I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We are out of gas.
00:30:09No we are not.
00:30:10The last time we did not run out of gas. Oh, yeah. How do you know? I know my car. Oh my god
00:30:18Do we have a problem you are my problem
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving me a real answer
00:30:25You're saying cryptic shit like I know my car because you're too much of a man swimming when you don't know anything
00:30:35What do you want me to say that it's my fault?
00:30:38Yeah, fine. It's my fucking fault. This whole mess is my fault god
00:30:44I should have never agreed to do this. So just told Ren now agreed to what?
00:30:51Ren talked you into this
00:30:54Didn't she? He didn't want to drive me
00:30:58Sam
00:31:02Sam no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it
00:31:05Hey
00:31:12I'm frustrated, too
00:31:17We're in this together, right? You and me
00:31:21What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:34You two are real lucky I found you
00:31:40Well, I have one of my boys come out and tow your car bring it back to the shop
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning for now. Let's get you someplace cozy. Hey, we appreciate the help
00:31:50Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful? I have a gift for my friend in the trunk and I don't want it damaged
00:31:55You have my word miss
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir
00:31:59Ah, just call me Bob
00:32:03So what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York. My best friend's getting married
00:32:07Well, then you're the maid of honor
00:32:09I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress
00:32:11Don't you agree son?
00:32:13One hundred percent
00:32:15One hundred percent
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Two rooms, please
00:32:27Mm-hmm
00:32:29Shoot
00:32:31I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:37I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:39That's okay
00:32:43We'll just go somewhere else
00:32:45Thanks
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:49We're the only spot in town
00:32:51Everything else is over three hours away
00:32:59One room will be fine
00:33:01Look, it's just one night
00:33:03Sorry I was being silly
00:33:09I was being silly
00:33:17So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:23I think it's better if we don't
00:33:25Just forget it
00:33:33Sorry
00:33:35About what I said at the cafe earlier
00:33:37I didn't mean it
00:33:40I know
00:33:46Goodnight Sam
00:33:53Hey honey
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called
00:33:55I've been caught up with the office
00:33:56How's the drive been?
00:33:57Uh, it's been...
00:33:59Crazy, honestly
00:34:00The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:01That's nice
00:34:02Anyway, I got some bad news Sammy
00:34:04My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend
00:34:06I can't make it to the wedding after all
00:34:08Are you kidding?
00:34:10I mean...
00:34:11No, you're supposed to fly in Friday
00:34:12You can't miss one single fucking work event
00:34:14Honey, you're being ridiculous
00:34:16I can't tell my boss no
00:34:17He needs me
00:34:18Yeah, well what about what I need?
00:34:19Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:21I mean...
00:34:22No, no, no
00:34:23We've been planning this for months Steven
00:34:24God, how could you?
00:34:25I...
00:34:26I...
00:34:32What was that?
00:34:34What was that?
00:34:36Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing
00:34:38My co-worker just said something
00:34:39Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down
00:34:41But I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back
00:34:43Okay?
00:34:44See you soon
00:34:52Hey
00:34:53You okay?
00:34:54What happened?
00:34:55Steven's not coming to the wedding
00:34:59Broke up with him
00:35:02What are you gonna say?
00:35:03I told you so
00:35:04You should've dumped him from the start
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass
00:35:06Sam...
00:35:07No...
00:35:08I'm sorry
00:35:09No!
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart
00:35:11I don't wanna hear some bullshit
00:35:12Like I'm sorry
00:35:13Okay, just... just wait
00:35:14Just wait
00:35:15No, I should've never agreed to this
00:35:16I should've said...
00:35:17No, I should've...
00:35:18Sam! Sam!
00:35:19Sam!
00:35:24Sam!
00:35:25God! I'm a close fo-fucking jerk!
00:35:26Will you... Will you just stop? I'm trying to help!
00:35:28I...
00:35:29Why?
00:35:30Because!
00:35:31Because why?
00:35:32Because you can't swim!
00:35:33God, I mean, don't fucking jerk!
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:41Why?
00:35:42Because.
00:35:43Because why?
00:35:44Because you can't swim.
00:35:46You remember.
00:35:49Sam, just listen.
00:35:51No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:53You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything.
00:35:56Don't you?
00:35:57Yes, I remember.
00:36:00I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:07Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:15Sam, just stop, Samantha.
00:36:22Yeah.
00:36:24Alright, yeah, be right there.
00:36:30Fuck.
00:36:31I picked up the car.
00:36:45omdat I know about the truck.
00:36:47I took the truck.
00:36:53It took the truck.
00:36:55I picked up the car.
00:36:57and we're not gonna leave.
00:36:59and tell we...
00:37:07we're not gonna leave.
00:37:09Talk.
00:37:12I don't feel like talking.
00:37:17What are you doing?
00:37:21I don't know.
00:37:25But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:29Never.
00:37:33How much have you had to drink?
00:37:39Doesn't matter.
00:37:41You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:45Things I've never felt before.
00:37:49I hate you so much.
00:37:53But I want you so bad it scares me.
00:38:03I'm sorry.
00:38:27I can't.
00:38:31I can't.
00:38:47I can't.
00:38:49Hey, you hungry?
00:38:51Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:08Like you not talking to me?
00:39:10Not even looking at me?
00:39:14Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me.
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:26Yes.
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:34Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:41You think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:51And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:57But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:01You were drunk and I was sup' I was drunk.
00:40:02I almost lost control.
00:40:03I was drunk.
00:40:04I was out.
00:40:04I was drunk.
00:40:05I was drunk and I was drunk.
00:40:05I was like, oh my again.
00:40:06I don't know.
00:40:06I don't know how to do this.
00:40:07I was drunk.
00:40:08I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:38Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom, wait.
00:41:06Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I say hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:17Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:36another gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:53Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:05And it can't happen again.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:15Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:22I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31Some stupid shit there.
00:42:32You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:38I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:42And he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend.
00:43:02And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just...
00:43:12I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:17I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:26I get it.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:37I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:55Parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:08Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:14I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:28You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:32My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Stephen was easy.
00:44:50Comfortable.
00:44:50Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:58It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:05I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:25I wanted to hate you, but I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:33I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:39I never have.
00:45:39I don't.
00:45:58I don't.
00:45:59I don't.
00:46:00Oh, we finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:14A cell phone?
00:46:18If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion?
00:46:26Is that your code name?
00:46:28Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you.
00:46:33We hate each other.
00:46:36Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:39That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow!
00:46:49Your head smiles.
00:46:50I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:46:58You motherfuckers.
00:47:00It took you long enough?
00:47:04You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Whoa, whoa.
00:47:08Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13Good to see you again, man.
00:47:14And you must be Samantha.
00:47:16Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:19Hey.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:23Yes!
00:47:24Oh, my God!
00:47:26I can't believe it!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was it right?
00:47:29Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:32What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:33Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:34A pirouette on her corpse, if you were me to my bestie, yes.
00:47:37Relax, Ren.
00:47:38It wasn't bad.
00:47:39It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:42You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around
00:47:46with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:56I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:59Jeez.
00:48:00You are not kidding.
00:48:01They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:06Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:10I need to get my name also fitted into a dress.
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:22No, deep tissue.
00:48:24Okay, that tie works.
00:48:29Mom.
00:48:30Please.
00:48:32Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:37You wish.
00:48:38I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:42You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:09I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:14I can't wait to be married so I never have to come in a wedding again.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:20Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:32When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:35I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:47I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:49:55When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:58I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:00God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:09Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:25I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:31And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:34Oh God, I missed you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:53I'm gonna head you all to myself for days.
00:50:57Non-stop, I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on, can we... can we talk?
00:51:03Sure.
00:51:05What about...
00:51:06I was talking with Ren earlier and...
00:51:07Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:15Thank you, Justin.
00:51:18I didn't even think of that.
00:51:19So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:23No.
00:51:24But...
00:51:25I think...
00:51:27I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:29Tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:32Your parents are gonna be here and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:02How could you?
00:52:14Ren, I...
00:52:16I...
00:52:21Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:24Mom showed up this morning and, uh...
00:52:27Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us and...
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:43You were right.
00:52:45I should've just told her from the start.
00:52:48If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:55Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:10I'll be okay with you.
00:53:11I'll be okay with you.
00:53:12I'll be okay with you.
00:53:13I'll be okay with you.
00:53:14I'll be okay with you.
00:53:16I'll be okay with you.
00:53:18I'll be okay with you.
00:53:20See you over here so again.
00:53:31I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:34Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:37It's good to have you.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Ren?
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:58Maybe something happened to him, like his flight got cancelled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:04Stephen, what are you doing here?
00:54:10I left work for you, Sammy. Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text? I didn't get any text.
00:54:16The text I sent you in Iowa?
00:54:19The boy fell in the pool. Oh, my God. I broke up with him.
00:54:31Wait. Don't I know that guy?
00:54:34God, I cannot believe you, Stephen.
00:54:35Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene. Let's just go talk.
00:54:44No.
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:49God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here? And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:04I broke up with you.
00:55:06Excuse me?
00:55:07I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:13And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:19Honey, what? What are you talking about? Come on, you're being crazy. You know I love you. I would never cheat on you.
00:55:26I saw her. She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're gonna dump her ass. You said you were gonna take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten. You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey. Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake. But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven. I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now. I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:54Sam, you're not in the right mind. I know you love me. You can't live without me. You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me. You don't know what you're throwing away right now. You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore. Now get out.
00:56:08My dad isn't coming. Tristan's gonna have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:13Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not. I went to his room, but he wasn't there. I tried calling.
00:56:22This typical Tristan. It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak. He gets that from my dad. Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:23It was your wedding. I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:56:24It was your wedding. I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:25It's bullshit and you know it.
00:56:27have to walk me down the aisle. Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there. I tried calling.
00:56:39This typical Tristan, I don't like anyone seeing him, he's weak. He gets that from my
00:56:45dad. Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding, I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you, because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast,
00:57:04and what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam. We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:22Yes.
00:57:28I loved him.
00:57:33I love him so much.
00:57:41Then you need to tell him.
00:57:42Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:04Her mother and I do.
00:58:10Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:19I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:30I do.
00:58:49Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:54I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I-I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:08Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:13and you just...
00:59:15let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:22Save it.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:29Hi.
00:59:33What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, unlock the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:45I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:59I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:10All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:13So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:15when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:17I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:28you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him,
01:00:32now listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:41Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:43I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight
01:00:59and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him
01:01:02and that they were getting married.
01:01:05Now, I didn't say this at the time,
01:01:06but my first thought was,
01:01:07are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:10I've been with a man for five years
01:01:12and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized
01:01:18Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:25because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:27and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:32Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks
01:01:34or a few days.
01:01:37That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:39and that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom
01:01:43and to love that is timeless.
01:01:47Excuse me, is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:02I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:17Hey, can we talk?
01:02:38Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:41I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:43I was scared, okay?
01:02:49I was shady to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt,
01:02:54and instead of letting you in,
01:02:55I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven,
01:02:58all of those insecurities,
01:03:00it started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:05I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:07Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:03:08and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:11So I convinced myself
01:03:13that it would hurt less
01:03:15if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that
01:03:25I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:28I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now
01:03:35that if I let that happen,
01:03:38I will be giving up on the best thing
01:03:40that's ever happened to me.
01:03:43Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:47It stopped the night of the cabin
01:03:48all those years back.
01:03:52And it stopped again
01:03:53when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:03:57but I want you
01:04:00to need me
01:04:01the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:06Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:08I am just miserably,
01:04:11pathetically in love with you.
01:04:16I want every week,
01:04:19every day,
01:04:20every moment
01:04:21to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past.
01:04:25Ignore the future.
01:04:26Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:27You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really going to take us around the world
01:04:34in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart,
01:04:36I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know,
01:04:39as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say,
01:04:42yes,
01:04:43please,
01:04:43say,
01:04:43yes,
01:04:44please.
01:04:44yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:57Yes.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:06And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:08I love them both,
01:05:10but I'm literally going to kill them
01:05:11if they don't make up
01:05:12before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships
01:05:14just take time to...
01:05:17Wait,
01:05:18isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses
01:05:27really think you could get away
01:05:28without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:30I hope you know
01:05:31I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:32that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey,
01:05:36she was my friend
01:05:36before she was your girl.
01:05:37Okay?
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh,
01:05:40we will see about that.
01:05:43Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:44Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
01:05:59We are going to be here.
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