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Good Girls Gone Wild Full HD
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00:00:00Not bad.
00:00:20Hello?
00:00:21Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:24I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:27So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:32Let's do. Um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:36Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:39Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him. You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:44What? But you can't.
00:00:46I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:00:49Besides, you can't do that to us. You can't break tradition that way.
00:00:54This is bad.
00:00:55Yeah. You know, I'm going to tell Lexi. She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:06Come on, Lexi.
00:01:07So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:24Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something in.
00:01:27But this is the big 1-8. I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special. But this has to be newer and more special. So, what's something we've never done before?
00:01:40Mushrooms?
00:01:41No, not like that. Like something nice. Like maybe a trip.
00:01:46Like a mushroom trip?
00:01:48No.
00:01:51Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
00:01:52Oh, so do I. Sorry, Sue.
00:01:56Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
00:01:58Oh, flowers. Are these from you?
00:02:11Yeah, sure.
00:02:13Here you go.
00:02:15No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:18I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:20I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:26Oh, Jake.
00:02:31Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:34Uh, no, Jake. Not yet.
00:02:36When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:38The best night of my life.
00:02:40It will be. I promise.
00:02:42It'll always be amazing.
00:02:43With you and me.
00:02:45Together.
00:02:50Jake, no. I have to go.
00:02:55I have to work on my art project.
00:02:57You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:00but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:04Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:06This Saturday?
00:03:07Of course.
00:03:12Thanks.
00:03:14Okay. Bye.
00:03:20Oh, baby.
00:03:27You're so hot.
00:03:28I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:30Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:31What was your name again?
00:03:33Rah.
00:03:34Sex guy.
00:03:39Lexi is so upset,
00:03:40she's speechless.
00:03:43Yeah, right. I bet.
00:03:44Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:03:54Oh, no.
00:03:55Does not compute.
00:03:57Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:02Oh, huh.
00:04:03Hi.
00:04:05When did you get home?
00:04:07So, is it true?
00:04:08Yes, it is.
00:04:10It's just...
00:04:11It's the right time,
00:04:12and Jake's the right man.
00:04:14I mean, he's handsome,
00:04:17and smart,
00:04:18and wealthy,
00:04:19and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:21So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:24Lexi, tell her.
00:04:25Losing our virginity is one of those milestones
00:04:27we should all face together.
00:04:29On our birthday, yes,
00:04:30but not on this birthday.
00:04:31Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday,
00:04:33or maybe even, like,
00:04:35our 29th...
00:04:368th...
00:04:37maybe.
00:04:39Listen, guys,
00:04:40I know it's tradition,
00:04:42but...
00:04:42I'm sorry.
00:04:46I know it's tradition,
00:04:48but...
00:04:48I'm sorry.
00:04:55But Cheryl,
00:04:56Sue is right.
00:04:58We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:04:59that...
00:05:01Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:05It's not Jake.
00:05:06It's the male ideal.
00:05:08Like,
00:05:09a Greek god,
00:05:10or...
00:05:11Sue's dad.
00:05:12Right.
00:05:13Oh, yeah,
00:05:15I guess you're right.
00:05:16I mean,
00:05:16it kind of sucks.
00:05:17I'm not really an artist.
00:05:18Girls,
00:05:19can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:21Point is,
00:05:21we should all lose our virginities together
00:05:23on the same day,
00:05:24and I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:26I'm waiting for a sign,
00:05:28and then I'll know it's right.
00:05:29Look,
00:05:30I can go either way.
00:05:32I mean,
00:05:32I'm fine with just 69,
00:05:3479,
00:05:35anal.
00:05:36I don't feel any rush
00:05:37to actually do the deed.
00:05:39Besides,
00:05:40I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:43But,
00:05:43if you want to do it this year,
00:05:45then,
00:05:46maybe we all should.
00:05:48You know,
00:05:48it could be like our big
00:05:4918th birthday thing.
00:05:54Where are you going
00:05:55if it's 6.30 in the morning?
00:05:57To church.
00:05:58To pray for you.
00:05:59Want to be first in line.
00:06:02I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:03Yeah, we too.
00:06:12Forgive me, Father,
00:06:14for I have sinned.
00:06:15It's been four days
00:06:16since my last confession.
00:06:17I accuse myself
00:06:18of the following sins.
00:06:19Mm-hmm.
00:06:22Okay, so,
00:06:23I'm really embarrassed
00:06:23to talk about this,
00:06:24but
00:06:24it's about sex.
00:06:28Mm-hmm.
00:06:30I mean,
00:06:30not me.
00:06:31I've never gone past
00:06:32second base with a guy.
00:06:33Mm-hmm.
00:06:35I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:37Well,
00:06:37there was that one time
00:06:38I took the pants off
00:06:39my Ken doll,
00:06:40but I was dressing him up
00:06:41as Jesus,
00:06:42and I wanted to see his thing,
00:06:44but there was nothing there.
00:06:47Okay,
00:06:49so,
00:06:49it's about my friends.
00:06:50My best friends.
00:06:52They're going to do something
00:06:53really bad this weekend.
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:56Third base.
00:06:57What?
00:06:58No.
00:06:59Like,
00:07:00sex.
00:07:00Like,
00:07:01intercourse.
00:07:02With boys,
00:07:03they barely even know.
00:07:04I mean,
00:07:04they really need us intervention,
00:07:05if you know what I mean.
00:07:07All the way.
00:07:08Go all the way.
00:07:10What are you...
00:07:11What?
00:07:14Ah!
00:07:15How could you do so?
00:07:17You're a bad,
00:07:18bad person.
00:07:22What?
00:07:27Yes.
00:07:28Yes.
00:07:30Run.
00:07:30Run.
00:07:31Home rep.
00:07:33Ah.
00:07:34Damn it.
00:07:37Fucking Yankees.
00:07:40Sorry.
00:07:40Sue,
00:07:49it is 1pm.
00:08:05Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:06I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:09Jeez,
00:08:09can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:12I have an announcement to make.
00:08:14I want to do it.
00:08:16Do you hear me?
00:08:17I want to do it.
00:08:19This weekend.
00:08:20On our birthday.
00:08:22Do what?
00:08:24It.
00:08:25Screw.
00:08:25You know,
00:08:26screwing,
00:08:27boning,
00:08:28making the beast with two backs,
00:08:29you know,
00:08:30shagging,
00:08:31fucking.
00:08:33You do.
00:08:35But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:38And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:40Oh,
00:08:41I got a sign
00:08:41at church.
00:08:43Really?
00:08:44Well,
00:08:45okay,
00:08:46great.
00:08:47We're all in then.
00:08:49So we'll have a big pool party
00:08:50and we'll do it there.
00:08:52Right?
00:08:54Right.
00:08:56I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:05Hey,
00:09:06Frank.
00:09:07Oh,
00:09:08hi,
00:09:08Sue.
00:09:09Guys,
00:09:10we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:12I don't know.
00:09:13Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:14Yeah,
00:09:14he's blind.
00:09:16Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:18We'll be back.
00:09:24Hey,
00:09:25um,
00:09:25I was wondering,
00:09:26we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:29It's for birthdays.
00:09:30Do you want to come?
00:09:31Do you think he can see at my shore?
00:09:44Well,
00:09:45the house looks done.
00:09:46Tomorrow's the big day.
00:09:49We finally turn 18.
00:09:50And finally lose our virginity.
00:09:53Well,
00:09:53we better get our beady sleep
00:09:54because the party starts tomorrow at two.
00:09:56So,
00:09:57okay,
00:09:57we know who Cheryl's gonna do it with,
00:09:59Jake,
00:09:59and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:02But Sue,
00:10:02who are you gonna pick?
00:10:03It's a poppy chain.
00:10:04It's easy.
00:10:06I've known for the past six years,
00:10:07ever since catechism.
00:10:10What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:12I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:15My soulmate.
00:10:27Chris?
00:10:28Sue,
00:10:29you,
00:10:30um,
00:10:31might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:33I mean,
00:10:33What?
00:10:34No,
00:10:34Chris is perfect.
00:10:35He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:38Plus,
00:10:39his name's Chris.
00:10:40It's a sign.
00:10:41Sue,
00:10:41the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:10:46What?
00:10:47He does not.
00:10:48Anyway,
00:10:48there's no such thing as gay face.
00:10:50He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:10:51with a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:10:56Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:10:59Look,
00:10:59Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:01Okay,
00:11:02well,
00:11:02sweet dreams.
00:11:04See you in the morning.
00:11:12I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:13I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:21You're so perfect.
00:11:46You're so perfect.
00:11:51I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:21Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:40Tomorrow's the day.
00:12:54Oh my gosh.
00:13:17They're coming.
00:13:18Lexi,
00:13:19Cheryl,
00:13:20hurry.
00:13:20Hurry.
00:13:20Ew,
00:13:24why?
00:13:25It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:26It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:28I'm going to suppress him.
00:13:29You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:31He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:33It's stupid.
00:13:34Just screw him.
00:13:35That's what he wants.
00:13:36That's what all guys want.
00:13:37Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:39Oh,
00:13:39Christ.
00:13:40And I wrap your mouth too.
00:13:42Anyway,
00:13:42what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:13:45not someone they can just have sex with.
00:13:47You're an idiot.
00:13:48A very smooth,
00:13:49plastic,
00:13:50wrapped idiot.
00:13:52Guys,
00:13:53seriously,
00:13:53come on,
00:13:54hurry up.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:59Oh,
00:14:00what a cool bracelet.
00:14:01I love it.
00:14:03Um...
00:14:04You should put that down though,
00:14:05because it's like,
00:14:06it's really...
00:14:06Very fragile.
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:08Okay.
00:14:08Sit down.
00:14:10Hurry up.
00:14:11Bye.
00:14:13Those are your anal beats,
00:14:14right?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:15Okay,
00:14:15that's how...
00:14:16Woo!
00:14:35It's planning to stop!
00:14:36Oh, jeez!
00:14:36Whoa!
00:14:37Hold up.
00:14:39Oh,
00:14:39we're gonna have some fun.
00:14:41Oh,
00:14:41Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:42Nice!
00:14:43Nice!
00:14:44Nice!
00:14:47Happy birthday,
00:14:53Lex!
00:14:55Oh,
00:14:55Joanna,
00:14:56we said no gifts.
00:14:58That is lip poison
00:14:59to plump your lips,
00:15:00but be careful it stings.
00:15:02And the other one is
00:15:03edible massage oil.
00:15:05Oh,
00:15:05how did you know?
00:15:06I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:15:08I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:15:14Plus,
00:15:14you're such a cutie.
00:15:17Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:19Okay,
00:15:19sorry.
00:15:20Are you okay now?
00:15:21Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:22Okay.
00:15:22See you later.
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:23I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:28This is scary.
00:15:29Oh, wait.
00:15:29Jake!
00:15:30Hi!
00:15:31Hey, babe.
00:15:32Happy birthday.
00:15:35Oh,
00:15:36you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:38What?
00:15:39You want a beer?
00:15:43No.
00:15:47Oh, hon.
00:15:47Yeah.
00:15:48I have your present here.
00:15:53I'll give it to you later.
00:15:54The time's right.
00:15:56You didn't have to get me anything.
00:15:59And I have a present for you
00:16:01that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:04Hey,
00:16:05Rao,
00:16:06we need you to settle this bet
00:16:07over here real quick.
00:16:09A little bit.
00:16:09A little bit.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:12All right,
00:16:13this is my man right here.
00:16:15Hey.
00:16:15Hey.
00:16:16How you doing?
00:16:17Check it out!
00:16:29Dare me?
00:16:33Woo-hoo!
00:16:40Look at the doggies!
00:16:45Oh, dude,
00:16:46look at those.
00:16:47Are those real?
00:16:48Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:16:49Hey!
00:16:50Ah, dude, move!
00:16:51Come on, lame!
00:16:52Oh,
00:16:53all right.
00:16:53Okay.
00:16:54I'll see you guys later.
00:16:55Go do some push-ups or something.
00:16:56Aw, the moves.
00:16:57Money Buck says,
00:16:58by the end of the day,
00:16:59I will be motorboating those titties.
00:17:01Yeah!
00:17:03They're fake anyways.
00:17:04Who cares?
00:17:06Okay.
00:17:08Oh,
00:17:11dude, dude.
00:17:11I'm blind,
00:17:12you fucking asshole.
00:17:16Sue,
00:17:17no,
00:17:17it's your birthday.
00:17:18Here,
00:17:18let me.
00:17:19Joanna,
00:17:19no,
00:17:19just go enjoy the party.
00:17:21What?
00:17:23I win.
00:17:26Hey,
00:17:27do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:29I put this stuff on,
00:17:29but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:33Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:34I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:35He just, like,
00:17:35disappeared.
00:17:36Oh,
00:17:37I don't know.
00:17:37I don't know.
00:17:38I don't know.
00:17:38I don't know.
00:17:39I don't know.
00:17:39I don't know.
00:17:39I don't know.
00:17:40I don't know.
00:17:40I don't know.
00:17:40I don't know.
00:17:41I don't know.
00:17:41I don't know.
00:17:42I don't know.
00:17:46Are these real?
00:17:49Of course they are.
00:17:51It's just,
00:17:52how come I haven't met you before?
00:17:54I don't know.
00:17:55Maybe you just don't be around.
00:17:56Have you seen Jake?
00:17:57Um,
00:17:58I think he's around or something.
00:18:00Maybe upstairs.
00:18:01I don't know.
00:18:03Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:05That's probably where he went.
00:18:08Oh,
00:18:08well.
00:18:11Liquid courage?
00:18:12Yeah.
00:18:13Atta girl.
00:18:16Vodka cranberry?
00:18:18Surely simple.
00:18:21Well,
00:18:22I guess it's now or never.
00:18:23I hope you would have it.
00:18:25Sue?
00:18:26Are you okay?
00:18:27Sue?
00:18:28Relax.
00:18:30Oh,
00:18:30they're just eyes.
00:18:32Okay,
00:18:32nothing to be scared of.
00:18:33Seriously.
00:18:34Gonna be fine.
00:18:35Is Chris here?
00:18:41Wow,
00:18:41it's even worse in person,
00:18:43isn't it?
00:18:44No,
00:18:44he does not have gay face.
00:18:46I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:18:48I'm gonna do it.
00:18:54Wow,
00:18:54it's even worse in person,
00:18:56isn't it?
00:18:57No,
00:18:58he does not have gay face.
00:19:00I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:01I'm gonna do it.
00:19:02I'm gonna do this.
00:19:04Good luck.
00:19:04I'm gonna do it.
00:19:05I'm gonna do it.
00:19:05I'm gonna do it.
00:19:05I'm gonna do it.
00:19:06Oh,
00:19:06God.
00:19:07Hey,
00:19:07you can do this.
00:19:09Just act like a slut.
00:19:13Just pretend
00:19:14you're Lexi.
00:19:22Yeah,
00:19:23my favorite chapter
00:19:24is Sodom and Glory.
00:19:26Chris,
00:19:26hi.
00:19:27Can I talk to you?
00:19:30Uh-huh.
00:19:31Um,
00:19:32in private?
00:19:33Oh.
00:19:46Hey,
00:19:46Lexi.
00:19:47Hey,
00:19:47Lexi.
00:19:48What?
00:19:49Chris,
00:19:50you're so sexy.
00:19:54Ever since you played Jesus
00:19:55at camp,
00:19:56I've just,
00:19:57I've known that
00:19:57we were meant to be together.
00:20:00And I really want to...
00:20:03Oh,
00:20:03what are you doing?
00:20:05Is that wrong?
00:20:06Sue,
00:20:06what's gotten into you?
00:20:08Nothing.
00:20:08I'm sorry.
00:20:09I don't know how to do this.
00:20:11Sue.
00:20:13Sue,
00:20:14Sue,
00:20:14Sue.
00:20:16I understand
00:20:17these
00:20:18urges
00:20:20and,
00:20:21you know,
00:20:22I like you too.
00:20:24Really?
00:20:25You do?
00:20:26I do.
00:20:26I really do.
00:20:28I like you too.
00:20:30Really?
00:20:31You do?
00:20:32I do.
00:20:33I really do.
00:20:34It's just,
00:20:35I've devoted a lot of my life
00:20:38to one
00:20:39certain man.
00:20:41Right.
00:20:42Lexi said you were...
00:20:43Jesus.
00:20:44Oh.
00:20:45Batman.
00:20:46Of course.
00:20:47What did you think?
00:20:49Oh,
00:20:49nothing.
00:20:50So we can still
00:20:52do this then?
00:20:53Oh,
00:20:53Sue.
00:20:55You know,
00:20:57for me,
00:20:58when I think about that man
00:21:01who died for our sins,
00:21:03when I think about him
00:21:04up there on that cross,
00:21:07so helpless,
00:21:08yet so
00:21:09muscular,
00:21:12with his strong
00:21:13thighs
00:21:14crossed over each other
00:21:17so delicately
00:21:19beneath that ragged
00:21:21loincloth,
00:21:23growing so hot,
00:21:25so sweaty,
00:21:26beneath that hot,
00:21:28hot sun.
00:21:30I just feel such
00:21:31compassion.
00:21:33I think about those things too.
00:21:35So you understand
00:21:36why I can't do this?
00:21:39Not really.
00:21:40I just find it too hard.
00:21:42It is
00:21:43to
00:21:44give in to
00:21:45carnal pleasure
00:21:46when
00:21:47he sacrificed
00:21:48so much for us.
00:21:50So...
00:21:51We're going to go out there,
00:22:02right?
00:22:02Andy,
00:22:02we're going to tell
00:22:03we're going to be fun.
00:22:04Hey,
00:22:05whoa!
00:22:07Have you seen Jake?
00:22:09No,
00:22:09no.
00:22:10All right.
00:22:14Okay.
00:22:15All right,
00:22:15focus,
00:22:15focus,
00:22:16focus.
00:22:16Oh,
00:22:22there he is.
00:22:26Oh,
00:22:26he got me the puppy
00:22:27that I wanted.
00:22:41How could he?
00:22:42Sue,
00:22:46what happened?
00:22:47Did you guys do it?
00:22:49Sue?
00:22:50He doesn't want me.
00:22:52Because he's gay.
00:22:53No,
00:22:54he's not.
00:22:54He just really loves Jesus.
00:22:56Oh,
00:22:57come on,
00:22:57Sue.
00:22:58The only reason
00:22:59you even liked him
00:23:00is because you knew
00:23:00he was never a real
00:23:01possibility for you.
00:23:03Look,
00:23:04the only way
00:23:05you are going to find out
00:23:06what kind of man
00:23:07you really want
00:23:07is to know
00:23:08what kind of woman
00:23:09you really are
00:23:10deep inside.
00:23:13What?
00:23:13Come with me.
00:23:15We're
00:23:15to meet your dark side.
00:23:19Lead everything.
00:23:24Out.
00:23:25Everyone out.
00:23:29Day
00:23:29over.
00:23:34Sue,
00:23:35it's time
00:23:36for you and your vagina
00:23:37to meet
00:23:38face to face.
00:23:42You're taking me
00:23:44I really can't.
00:23:51I really don't think
00:23:52I can do this.
00:23:54I'm not letting you out
00:23:55until you look.
00:23:59I'm not letting you out
00:24:00until you look.
00:24:03Sue?
00:24:06Can you see it?
00:24:08Sue?
00:24:09I'm almost...
00:24:13I'm almost there.
00:24:18Oh!
00:24:19What?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Sue, what happened?
00:24:23What did you see?
00:24:25A raccoon?
00:24:26What?
00:24:28You overshot it.
00:24:29Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:30I can't.
00:24:38Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:40Okay, fine.
00:24:41Fine.
00:24:42I didn't want to do this,
00:24:43but you leave me no choice.
00:24:45What?
00:24:46You really need an orgasm.
00:24:49Honestly,
00:24:49I don't know how you expected
00:24:51to ever have sex
00:24:52with someone else
00:24:52when you've never even
00:24:53had it with yourself.
00:24:54This really has to be
00:24:55your first step.
00:24:56Les,
00:24:57I'm ready.
00:24:58Coming.
00:24:59Sue,
00:24:59my black vibrator
00:25:00is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:01Just find it
00:25:02and use it.
00:25:04Wait,
00:25:04what does the black vibrator
00:25:05look like?
00:25:06It's black.
00:25:07It vibrates.
00:25:10Come on, Rod.
00:25:11Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:13And don't come back
00:25:15until you have
00:25:15at least one orgasm.
00:25:16Hey, cutie!
00:25:29Cutie!
00:25:34Booseye!
00:25:35Oh, yeah!
00:25:39Bang.
00:25:40Bang.
00:25:41Bang.
00:25:42Bang.
00:25:44Straighten up.
00:25:46Good boy.
00:25:47Good boy.
00:25:49He knows over
00:25:49a hundred commands.
00:25:52I'm sure
00:25:52I can't see anything.
00:25:54That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:25:56What a bitch.
00:25:58Fortunately,
00:25:58when you're blind,
00:25:59you get used to things like that.
00:26:14Player one.
00:26:16Oh, shit.
00:26:33What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:34is he's a doctor.
00:26:36Nice shot.
00:26:39Direct hit.
00:26:41I'm here.
00:26:42Bum-bum.
00:26:45Gotta lie,
00:26:46you ain't gotta shit.
00:26:46Senna is parking Senna.
00:26:49I'm looking like the Senna.
00:26:51I feel like I've rolled my own.
00:26:52Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:26:54Lexi,
00:26:55it's Jake.
00:26:57He was getting a blowjob
00:26:58by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:00For sure?
00:27:01I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:05That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:09No, it's awful. I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:18It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:21Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:27Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:30No, you can't just leave.
00:27:32Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened. I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:37No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:40Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:27:45I'm leaving.
00:27:46Revenge sex.
00:27:47Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:27:49It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:27:56Revenge sex.
00:27:58Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:00It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:05But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:07He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would-
00:28:08He's just into other girls.
00:28:10Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:12Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:15To his ego.
00:28:16To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:19Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:23No, I- I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:30Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:33Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:28:35I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:28:38Really? And what type is that?
00:28:41Slutty.
00:28:43Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing.
00:28:45I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:28:48Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:28:52Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:28:55Someone that I haven't...
00:28:57fooled around with.
00:28:57Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:06No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:07Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:13to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage, and possibly even scar him with
00:29:17the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it, go ahead. But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:25I don't know.
00:29:28But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourselves.
00:29:32I don't know. Trust me. It's going to work.
00:29:41I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:45Hi, Cheryl.
00:29:46How are you doing?
00:29:46Hey, you left your chat.
00:29:48Oh, no!
00:29:57Hey! Happy birthday!
00:30:02Thanks.
00:30:26Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:27So, happy birthday.
00:30:37Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:41But it's actually from us.
00:30:42U.S.
00:30:44America?
00:30:47United States?
00:30:47I know where we live.
00:30:49Right.
00:30:50Of course.
00:30:51Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:05Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:05Yeah, no, I can totally move. I just...
00:31:08No, you're fine.
00:31:09You're fine.
00:31:21Jake!
00:31:21You make a scene!
00:31:22So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:26Oh, I'm sorry. It? What, um...
00:31:29It. Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket. Get real nasty.
00:31:36Oh! Oh, you mean like, uh, right now?
00:31:42I mean, well, yeah. You know, the sooner the better.
00:31:45Yeah, sure. I mean, yeah, of course.
00:31:49Um, I just never realized that you...
00:31:52I mean...
00:31:55Whew. Uh...
00:31:57It's just...
00:32:00You're so...
00:32:02You're so beautiful.
00:32:04Okay. Um...
00:32:06Uh, no kissing.
00:32:08Right. Um, of course. Sorry?
00:32:14So, um...
00:32:16Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:19Oh, wow. Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket.
00:32:21Or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:24Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:27Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:30Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:32Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:34Organic.
00:32:36Yep.
00:32:39So, the wrap.
00:32:39Right?
00:32:40Uh, where's the, uh...
00:32:44It's, uh, the end that I just like right over here.
00:32:46Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48That's where I see it.
00:32:48Um, let me just, uh...
00:32:52Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:32:53Oh, sorry!
00:32:53Sorry! Sorry!
00:32:54I, um...
00:32:55It's...
00:32:55It's okay.
00:32:57Do it again.
00:32:59Sorry, I, uh...
00:33:00I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:02You know what?
00:33:02Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:10Uh, let me just see...
00:33:14Oh, here it is.
00:33:15I got it.
00:33:15All right.
00:33:16Um, hold it.
00:33:17Let me just...
00:33:18Let me just...
00:33:19Ah!
00:33:20Oh!
00:33:22Oh, geez!
00:33:22Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:25You okay?
00:33:25Help me!
00:33:26Uh...
00:33:29Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:32Oh, geez.
00:33:33Well, that was stupid.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:48How are you doing tonight?
00:33:49Are you having a good time?
00:33:51Yeah?
00:33:51Yeah, I'm good.
00:33:52Jake!
00:33:53I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:33:56What?
00:33:57I can't hear you!
00:33:59You need another beer.
00:34:01Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:02Jake!
00:34:02So are you...
00:34:03Upstairs.
00:34:06Hold on.
00:34:06I'll take a piss.
00:34:08I'm a bunch of beer.
00:34:09Chips are!
00:34:10Yeah!
00:34:10Bad girl, you got a bad brain.
00:34:13I'm running around,
00:34:14I'm driving down and it's insane.
00:34:16No, you're buying drugs.
00:34:17So what's the other thing?
00:34:19You can cry for one.
00:34:20You can cry for one.
00:34:20You can't miss the trick.
00:34:21You can cry for one.
00:34:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:32Finally.
00:34:37I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:34:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:42Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:34:44What?
00:34:46I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:34:48Oh.
00:34:52Well, okay.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:53Finally.
00:35:09I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:11Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:13Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:15What?
00:35:15I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:19I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:23Well, okay.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:49What are you doing?
00:36:10Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:17Um, not yet.
00:36:19More foreplay.
00:36:20Huh?
00:36:20Oh.
00:36:22So good.
00:36:29Oh.
00:36:30Yep.
00:36:32Oh, my God.
00:36:34Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:36What, what, what?
00:36:37Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:42Is that even a thing?
00:36:44I don't know.
00:36:47Ah.
00:36:48Are you okay?
00:36:52No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:36:54I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:36:56It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:03Are you sure you're okay?
00:37:05Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:06Okay, great.
00:37:07Have fun.
00:37:07Oh.
00:37:13Now, now, let's do it now.
00:37:15No, no, not yet, not yet.
00:37:19All right, I'm gonna come.
00:37:20Um, now, I'm gonna come.
00:37:21Are you ready?
00:37:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:24No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:25Lexi, Lexi, oh shh!
00:37:27Ugh.
00:37:28My mind.
00:37:31Oh, no.
00:37:31No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:32Lexi, Lexi, oh shh!
00:37:34Ugh.
00:37:36No means no.
00:37:38Huh?
00:37:38Oh, I, I'm so sorry.
00:37:39I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:40It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't
00:37:42masturbated for anything.
00:37:48Uh-uh.
00:37:50Oh, hey, Jake.
00:37:53How you doing?
00:37:55How's it going?
00:37:56Good.
00:37:57Eric?
00:37:58Help!
00:37:59Eric, help me.
00:38:00I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:03Give me.
00:38:07Cheryl's in here.
00:38:12What's up, bro?
00:38:14What the fuck is...
00:38:15Hey, wait!
00:38:17Lex, man, I'm still waiting.
00:38:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:38:28I can't see.
00:38:29I'm blind.
00:38:31Damn it.
00:38:32I'm going to save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:35Hey, you!
00:38:37You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:39or I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:38:41Help!
00:38:43I'm so sorry!
00:38:45I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:38:47Hey, hey!
00:38:50Watch the video go around.
00:39:09Hey, what the hell?
00:39:10Oh, man.
00:39:12No more water balloons.
00:39:13Sparty's ass.
00:39:15This just isn't working a wreck it nothing it's the big deal about these vibrators anyway
00:39:27Oh man I love this game where's the controllers we gotta play here here here here okay let me play
00:39:43Oh
00:40:02Hey dude nice shot with me
00:40:06Whoa whoa nice
00:40:13Hey you found the grenade launcher nice nice
00:40:31Do you have the extra controller
00:40:33Whoa you are the controller I didn't it's
00:40:40It's
00:40:42It's
00:40:43It's
00:40:45It's
00:40:47It's
00:40:48You are the controller
00:40:50No I just I didn't I swear I
00:40:57When she came over right and was like don't leave hey Sue
00:41:02You know go man
00:41:05It's okay um hey Sue
00:41:07Hey Sue
00:41:09Hey Sue
00:41:15Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:21Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:24Oh, sure.
00:41:26Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:31You were?
00:41:33You mean...
00:41:35Yeah.
00:41:38So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:42Could we go get a drink?
00:41:45Wow, um, your toilet's really full-clogged.
00:41:50You know what?
00:41:52I gotta go.
00:41:53Um, happy birthday.
00:41:54No, Chris, no, there wasn't.
00:41:56I didn't...
00:41:57Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:10This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:13Never going to have sex.
00:42:15Ow.
00:42:34Hello?
00:42:35A little attention here.
00:42:37Oh, yeah.
00:42:38Sorry.
00:42:44Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:46All right.
00:42:48Sorry.
00:42:48Sorry.
00:42:48Oh, jeez.
00:43:02Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:05Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:07Screw it.
00:43:07Screw it.
00:43:08I'm a bueno-
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:26Oh, my God.
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:29I don't wanna see your face no more
00:43:33Paying the door, get out of my clothes
00:43:35That's all, that's all, that's all
00:43:37That's all, that's all
00:43:39I need you that far, I need you that far
00:43:41I need you that far
00:43:43Oh, oh, oh, no, that was bad
00:43:50That was so bad
00:43:59Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:10I think that guy's name starts with a J
00:44:12Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:19Yes, it does
00:44:20So you're JJ?
00:44:23Uh-uh
00:44:29Hello, welcome to 1-900-CONFESS
00:44:48Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:44:50A nun
00:44:51Please punch in your credit card number
00:44:58Please hold
00:44:591-900-CONFESSION
00:45:05How may I be of service?
00:45:06It's been one day since my last confession
00:45:08I accuse myself of the following sins
00:45:11One day
00:45:12Ow!
00:45:19Is that too long?
00:45:20I would have come this morning
00:45:21But it's my 18th birthday
00:45:22Go on
00:45:23Um, okay, well
00:45:26I've been touching myself
00:45:27Inappropriately
00:45:28Well, actually
00:45:29I didn't know
00:45:30A washing machine
00:45:30What's her problem?
00:45:33A washing machine touched her
00:45:34Well, you know
00:45:37I sat on a washing machine
00:45:38And, well
00:45:39Alright, freak
00:45:40Time's up
00:45:41What?
00:45:42But what do I do?
00:45:43Just unplug the thing
00:45:44No, but I think I might have had an orgasm
00:45:48Well, then be happy
00:45:50You found the perfect man
00:45:51You found the perfect man
00:45:51I'm serious
00:45:52Look, honey
00:45:53You seem like a nice young lady
00:45:55So
00:45:55I'll tell you this
00:45:57Masturbation isn't a sin
00:46:00No contritions?
00:46:03You broke no covenant with God
00:46:04It's not in the Bible
00:46:06So the washing machine
00:46:08Could touch me anytime?
00:46:10Like morning
00:46:11Afternoon
00:46:11Night?
00:46:13Yes
00:46:14And other things can touch you
00:46:15Accidental masturbation
00:46:17Is not a sin
00:46:18Neither is intentional masturbation
00:46:20Huh
00:46:22God's pretty cool that way
00:46:23He sure is
00:46:25Now run along
00:46:26Wow
00:46:30How do you know all that?
00:46:33Because I'm a nun
00:46:34Now eat my pussy, bitch
00:46:35What?
00:46:37Accidental masturbation
00:46:39Who'd have thought?
00:46:40Revenge sex
00:46:50What a stupid fucking idiot
00:46:51God, I'm getting out of here
00:46:54Yeah, admit it
00:46:57I've got no game
00:46:58I guess I just get
00:47:00I guess I don't feel
00:47:01Thank you
00:47:02Fucking douchebag
00:47:06Damn it
00:47:08No, I have to get laid
00:47:10If it's the last thing I do
00:47:11You go, girl
00:47:13What?
00:47:16What are you doing here?
00:47:18We needed someplace private
00:47:19But hey, listen
00:47:21If you're serious about getting laid
00:47:22Yeah?
00:47:24If you want someone great
00:47:25I mean, really
00:47:26The best ever
00:47:28No offense
00:47:30Frank
00:47:31The blind guy
00:47:32Really?
00:47:34I'm telling you
00:47:35He's amazing
00:47:37I had food sex with him
00:47:39A few weeks ago
00:47:39It was like nothing
00:47:40I've ever experienced before
00:47:42It was like
00:47:43He saw our senses
00:47:45Everything
00:47:46If you're interested
00:47:49I'll set it up
00:47:51Alright
00:47:52What about him?
00:48:00Jeremy
00:48:01Yeah, I know Jeremy
00:48:03Hey, I think I fooled around
00:48:04With him once
00:48:05I didn't know his last name
00:48:07It's Jones
00:48:09Jeremy Jones
00:48:11This all makes sense
00:48:13Excuse me
00:48:14Jeremy
00:48:15Hi
00:48:17Who was on the phone?
00:48:20Oh, that's my new girlfriend
00:48:20You'll meet her
00:48:22Could be here in like
00:48:23An hour
00:48:23Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:37Oh, hi
00:48:39Hi Frank
00:48:40Sit
00:48:41Oh, you meant
00:48:46You meant the dog
00:48:48Relax
00:48:50You need to relax
00:48:53And calm down
00:48:54Oh, I'm relaxed
00:49:05I'm fine
00:49:05And why are you biting your nail?
00:49:08I'm not
00:49:08How did you know that?
00:49:15Corner
00:49:16Sit
00:49:20Roll over
00:49:22Oh, you mean me
00:49:26Roll over
00:49:29Oh, you mean me
00:49:33Oh, how do you
00:49:35How do you want me to
00:49:37Just lay down
00:49:38I
00:49:38Oh, oh
00:49:50I shouldn't even be doing this
00:49:51But considering it
00:49:53A teachable moment
00:49:54Okay
00:49:56Oh
00:49:59See me with your hands
00:50:03All right
00:50:07You know, I should really
00:50:16I have a boyfriend
00:50:16And I shouldn't be doing this
00:50:17Really
00:50:18Oh
00:50:22Mmm, peanut butter
00:50:32All right
00:50:47Frank
00:50:48Oh
00:50:49Oh
00:50:52Oh, Frank
00:50:53Oh, Frank
00:51:18Dude, give me two
00:51:19My chips, phone boy
00:51:20Dude, give me two, man
00:51:22My chips
00:51:22Dude, my chip
00:51:24Dude, give me two
00:51:25My chips
00:51:27Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:31Sorry
00:51:32It's just a case of accidental masturbation
00:51:41That's all
00:51:42Let me do this
00:51:47Go away
00:51:48I got it
00:51:49I got it
00:51:49No, really
00:51:50Please
00:51:50I want to help
00:51:51Please
00:51:52Okay
00:51:55Everybody out
00:51:55Leave
00:51:57Line up the vacuum
00:51:58Line up the vacuum
00:51:58Hey, little girls
00:52:01I ain't standing there
00:52:03Kissing that guy with a purple hair
00:52:05I don't want to see your face no more
00:52:07Hey, little dog
00:52:08Get out of my closet
00:52:09You're not even getting the chips
00:52:12They're over here
00:52:13I see some dust
00:52:16Over here
00:52:17So
00:52:17It's just
00:52:20So much
00:52:21On this floor
00:52:23It's 34
00:52:24Such a
00:52:26Turning
00:52:27Turning
00:52:29Four
00:52:29And I just
00:52:30Okay
00:52:47Alright
00:52:50I think I got all that
00:52:52I'm just gonna
00:52:53I'll see you
00:52:54Frankie
00:53:04Oh my
00:53:07What was that?
00:53:08What?
00:53:09Oh shit
00:53:11Man, we gotta smoke
00:53:12Oh, we can smoke it
00:53:12Stop
00:53:16Frank
00:53:16Stop teasing
00:53:17Frank
00:53:17Sorry, man
00:53:21We're just looking for a place
00:53:22To finish this roach
00:53:23Oh, I heard something
00:53:24You wanna join us?
00:53:25Uh
00:53:25No, I might
00:53:26Come on
00:53:27You gotta do it
00:53:28Come on
00:53:28Seriously
00:53:29Where's your dog, man?
00:53:31What's it like being blind?
00:53:32It's tripping
00:53:33Frank?
00:53:39Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:43Bro, you are
00:53:44Too
00:53:45Funny
00:53:46Thanks, man
00:53:47Ooh, this is some good stuff
00:53:49I haven't smoked since junior high
00:53:51Dude
00:53:51I haven't stopped smoking since junior high
00:53:53Wait, wait, wait
00:53:55I feel like I was supposed to be doing something
00:53:57Damn, I really can't remember
00:54:01This is some good shit
00:54:02Oh no, you're the devil
00:54:22No more
00:54:24JJ
00:54:27Jeremy
00:54:28You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:32Please
00:54:33Lex, I can't
00:54:36I mean, I got a girlfriend
00:54:38I really like this girl
00:54:39Fine
00:54:40It's just so sad
00:54:42Because I'm wearing this
00:54:44Cupless bra
00:54:45And I also have on crotchless panties
00:54:49With just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation
00:54:54Oh
00:54:55We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here
00:55:01Perfect
00:55:02Before she gets here
00:55:07Perfect
00:55:08I'm gonna do it
00:55:19Let's do it
00:55:20Fuck me
00:55:21Fuck me now
00:55:22What?
00:55:27What's wrong?
00:55:28I can't
00:55:29I can't get it in
00:55:30It's too dry down there
00:55:32It's like
00:55:33Desert down there
00:55:34It's sandpaper
00:55:35Okay, I get the picture
00:55:37Just try it again
00:55:39No
00:55:42Why is this happening?
00:55:44We fooled around before
00:55:45I was dripping wet
00:55:47I came like four times, remember?
00:55:49Just do what you did then
00:55:50Go on
00:55:51I already did my thing
00:55:52I already tried
00:55:53What?
00:55:55What is different this time?
00:55:57I don't know
00:55:58Last time
00:56:00I honestly don't even know what you're talking about
00:56:05What?
00:56:05You're not JJ
00:56:08But your name is Jeremy Jones
00:56:11How can you not be JJ?
00:56:13Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:16Where are you going?
00:56:17We're not done here
00:56:18I can still do this
00:56:20I just need a little bit of fork
00:56:21I can do this
00:56:22I don't need JJ
00:56:23I don't need anyone else
00:56:25We can do this
00:56:26Go team
00:56:29What?
00:56:32Just keep going
00:56:34Jeremy?
00:56:38Shit
00:56:39Jeremy
00:56:42Where's Jeremy?
00:56:50I don't know
00:56:51We were just
00:56:52You know
00:56:53Hey babe
00:56:55Just working out
00:56:57How could you
00:57:02You bastard
00:57:03You might want to
00:57:07What?
00:57:09What?
00:57:12Ah
00:57:13Mariela
00:57:14Mariela
00:57:15You know those aren't mine
00:57:18At least not all of them
00:57:20What is wrong with you
00:57:23What is wrong with you
00:57:28You used to be so pure
00:57:30Well no more
00:57:32That's it
00:57:33Really
00:57:34That's the last one
00:57:35What is wrong with you
00:57:50Oh
00:57:52Cheryl?
00:57:53What is it?
00:57:54What are you doing down here?
00:57:57Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:14What?
00:58:15Why?
00:58:16Nothing, just this lying guy and his dog.
00:58:21Don't roll again.
00:58:23Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:25No, it's not okay.
00:58:28God.
00:58:29And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:31I'm sorry.
00:58:32It's Jake's. Jake's fault.
00:58:34That lying, cheating bastard.
00:58:37Yes. He is such a dickwad.
00:58:39You need to confront him.
00:58:41Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:43I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:58:46Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:48You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:58:51Yeah, a big piece, a big old chunk of my mind, a big piece of it.
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:57You know, you might want to...
00:58:58You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:01Yeah, you're right.
00:59:03What am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:05Oh.
00:59:11I'm sorry.
00:59:13I'm sorry.
00:59:14I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:19I got no game.
00:59:21It's not important.
00:59:27Hey, um...
00:59:40Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:42No, no, no.
00:59:42I really need to talk to you.
00:59:44Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
00:59:46No, no, no, no.
00:59:47I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
00:59:50and I'm just embarrassed,
00:59:52and I want to make it up to you.
00:59:53Eric, really?
00:59:53I don't care.
00:59:55It's fine.
00:59:55No, but I do.
00:59:57I mean, I do.
00:59:58I care.
01:00:00I haven't known how to tell you,
01:00:03maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:05But I was wondering, or hoping,
01:00:08that we could go out sometime.
01:00:12Soon.
01:00:13Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:14and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:16Really?
01:00:17Eric, you're shy.
01:00:18You have no game.
01:00:19No, not really.
01:00:24Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:25Sorry.
01:00:29Okay.
01:00:30All right.
01:00:31I, uh...
01:00:33Happy birthday, then.
01:00:45I'm sorry.
01:00:47I was trying to kiss your...
01:00:48Here I come, baby.
01:01:10You're ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:14Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:16Um, we can't do this.
01:01:18Oh, God damn it.
01:01:19Not again.
01:01:19Oh, no, um...
01:01:20Cheryl, honey, happy...
01:01:21What the fuck is this?
01:01:25Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:26Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:31Cheryl.
01:01:32Baby.
01:01:33What is this?
01:01:35Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:37Here?
01:01:38I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:40and you've been...
01:01:41Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:43You couldn't find me?
01:01:45What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:01:48or your penis getting sucked?
01:01:50Cheryl, honey.
01:01:51No, no.
01:01:52We can work this out.
01:01:53Baby, I love you.
01:01:55Jake, no.
01:01:55You have to go.
01:01:56Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:01:58I promise.
01:01:59No, Jake.
01:01:59I can't do this.
01:02:00I'm sorry.
01:02:02Cheryl, come on.
01:02:02No, Jake, please.
01:02:03Just go.
01:02:04Just go.
01:02:05I'm sorry.
01:02:06You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:07How can you do?
01:02:08You did it.
01:02:11I'm so proud of you.
01:02:12You got your revenge sex.
01:02:14You left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:16Revenge sex?
01:02:18It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:21Right.
01:02:23It all makes sense now.
01:02:26Wow.
01:02:27I feel really stupid.
01:02:29Eric, I'm really sorry.
01:02:32Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:35And you used me.
01:02:37Eric, please don't go.
01:02:38Please, Eric.
01:02:41Aren't you happy?
01:02:43Well, no.
01:02:44That's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:02:47You mean the sex?
01:02:48Was it?
01:02:49Yeah?
01:02:49No, we didn't quite do it.
01:02:51Oh.
01:02:52You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:02:54Really?
01:02:54I just never found the right guy.
01:02:56Or guys.
01:02:58Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:00People are starting to leave.
01:03:02I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:08I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:16This is bullshit.
01:03:17Oh!
01:03:17God, I'm out of here.
01:03:25Yeah!
01:03:26He has good hair, though.
01:03:27Don't you puke on me.
01:03:34And don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:35Might says, Frank, that I might need a vacation.
01:03:40Take this information through your head.
01:03:48Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:03:51Was it from sex?
01:03:52Did you pop your cork?
01:03:53I don't think so.
01:03:54Not with the guy, anyway.
01:03:56Oh, don't ask.
01:03:58Every possible object.
01:04:00It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:02It was like transformers.
01:04:04They just all became vibrators.
01:04:06I told you.
01:04:08It's addicting.
01:04:10So what about Chris?
01:04:12Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through dear life.
01:04:14I told you he was gay.
01:04:15Oh.
01:04:16Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:19Cramp.
01:04:20Oh.
01:04:21Oh.
01:04:22I think it's broken.
01:04:23So wait.
01:04:24None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:31Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:34So I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:36Can I go?
01:04:37No.
01:04:38I think I should finish up here.
01:04:41Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:43No.
01:04:45I don't know.
01:04:45For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:04:49Or something.
01:04:51Why?
01:04:51Do you know him?
01:04:53Sort of.
01:04:53Oh.
01:04:55Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:04:58Leave everything behind.
01:05:05Love him.
01:05:05Shut it.
01:05:06You want to do it?
01:05:06I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:07I want to get married.
01:05:08You want to do it?
01:05:09All right.
01:05:09All right.
01:05:10All right.
01:05:10All right.
01:05:10All right.
01:05:10All right.
01:05:11All right.
01:05:11All right.
01:05:12All right.
01:05:12All right.
01:05:12All right.
01:05:13All right.
01:05:13All right.
01:05:14All right.
01:05:15All right.
01:05:16All right.
01:05:37No. No way.
01:05:54Oh well. It's always next year.
01:06:07Oh no.
01:06:17It's you.
01:06:19I've been waiting for you.
01:06:21JJ.
01:06:25Joanna.
01:06:37I've been waiting for you.
01:06:39I've been waiting for you.
01:06:41I've been waiting for you.
01:06:43I've been waiting for you.
01:06:45I've been waiting for you.
01:06:47I've been waiting for you.
01:06:49I've been waiting for you.
01:06:51I've been waiting for you.
01:06:53I've been waiting for you.
01:06:55I've been waiting for you.
01:06:57I've been waiting for you.
01:06:59I've been waiting for you.
01:07:01I've been waiting for you.
01:07:03I've been waiting for you.
01:07:05And when the heat is on, you'd never take it away.
01:07:15Give me your old box no more.
01:07:21And when the heat is on, you'd never take it away.
01:07:25Wow.
01:07:26That's amazing.
01:07:29Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:32I guess something inspired me.
01:07:35He really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:39Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:44Whose?
01:07:45Eric's.
01:07:46Well, it's him, right?
01:07:49Oh.
01:07:51Yeah.
01:07:53I have to go see him.
01:07:59Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:01Hmm.
01:08:05One-nine-hundred confess.
01:08:14Sister Therese?
01:08:16Yeah, hon.
01:08:17Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:19I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:22Oh, sure.
01:08:23Oh.
01:08:24It's two-seven-one.
01:08:25Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:31Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:35Like, take you back?
01:08:37Sure, hon.
01:08:38Why-why not?
01:08:39As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:42Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:44I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:08:49Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.
01:08:53Sister?
01:08:54Can I get up now?
01:08:56I really gotta pee.
01:08:57No!
01:08:58Hush your trap!
01:09:01Okay, honey.
01:09:02I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:05I will.
01:09:07Thanks.
01:09:07I will.
01:09:08Sister?
01:09:11Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:30Eric, wait!
01:09:33Cheryl?
01:09:36Eric, um...
01:09:38Look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:42I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:09:44At the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:09:47I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:09:50The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:09:53Um, I...
01:09:55I do want to go out with you.
01:09:58And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:02I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink-
01:10:05Eric!
01:10:05Okay.
01:10:07Mom, I gotta get going.
01:10:09Oh.
01:10:11Wow.
01:10:11Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister, Tina.
01:10:14Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:17Hi!
01:10:17Nice to meet you.
01:10:21Um, so, um, you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:26When I get back?
01:10:27Yeah, sure.
01:10:34Oh.
01:10:36Sorry.
01:10:36No kissing, right?
01:10:37No, kissing.
01:10:38Oh.
01:10:38Hmm.
01:10:39Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:10:59I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:02Wait, what?
01:11:03I never did that.
01:11:04I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:07She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:14She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:17I wonder who it was.
01:11:18I wonder who it was.
01:11:34At least this birthday's over.
01:11:50Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:11:53I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:11:57I don't know.
01:12:27Excuse me.
01:12:28Excuse me.
01:12:30Do you know where the church is?
01:12:31It's on Bountain Street.
01:12:33Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:36Or used to go to.
01:12:37Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:43You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:12:45Oh, um, I don't know.
01:12:54Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:12:57Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:02Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:06I don't think so.
01:13:08But thanks.
01:13:09What's your name?
01:13:10Sue.
01:13:11What's yours?
01:13:13Jesus.
01:13:14Really?
01:13:16Si.
01:13:16Uh, maybe I could use a ride.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:35Oh, my God.
01:13:36Oh, my God.
01:13:37Oh, my God.
01:13:37Oh, my God.
01:13:38Oh, my God.
01:13:39Oh, my God.
01:13:39Oh, my God.
01:13:39Oh, my God.
01:13:40Oh, my God.
01:13:40Oh, my God.
01:13:41Oh, my God.
01:13:42Oh, my God.
01:13:42Oh, my God.
01:13:43Oh, my God.
01:13:44Oh, my God.
01:13:45Oh, my God.
01:13:46Oh, my God.
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