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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:42Ah!
00:01:43Ah!
00:01:46Ah!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:51Ah!
00:01:54Ah!
00:01:55Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:14who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:25Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:55That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh yeah, you in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Now I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later babes.
00:05:08Oh my God.
00:05:09Oh my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you
00:05:21want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:26Oh my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:49Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:06:43Let's go.
00:06:44Let's go.
00:06:44Let's go.
00:06:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:03Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:49Oh my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:51What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh my God.
00:08:14Rose, where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:31What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:34What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:36What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Chasen?
00:08:40Is that you?
00:08:41Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:08I'm so sorry.
00:09:29I'm so sorry.
00:09:37What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:40Why are you wet?
00:09:44How's your eye?
00:09:48Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:08Nothing.
00:10:09Absolutely nothing.
00:10:10But...
00:10:11I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:15Hmm.
00:10:16Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:17Chasen?
00:10:18Off limits.
00:10:19Understand?
00:10:20Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:23I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:37With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair, you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:44That's it.
00:10:45You are my new project.
00:10:46Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48You know what they say, right?
00:10:49Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:10:51Ugh.
00:10:52Can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:05It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:07Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:09I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:13for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:29Crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:39Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:27Wow.
00:12:28You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:42Probably.
00:12:43Yeah.
00:12:44Definitely.
00:12:45You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55Wow.
00:12:56So modest.
00:12:57Loopset.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:01Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09Oh my god.
00:13:10Ow.
00:13:11I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:16Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:30I'll bring him back.
00:13:31Later.
00:13:32Yeah.
00:13:33I'll see ya.
00:13:34She's being nice.
00:13:35That's never a good sign.
00:13:36Oh my god.
00:13:37Ew.
00:13:38Look at these losers.
00:13:39My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:40Private tutors.
00:13:41Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:44Um, no.
00:13:45She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:46She told me so herself.
00:13:47Wow.
00:13:48You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:13:52in their place.
00:13:53Gossip chains?
00:13:54Watch this.
00:13:55Oh my god.
00:13:56Oh my god.
00:13:57Oh my god.
00:13:58Ew.
00:13:59Look at these losers.
00:14:00My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:14:01Private tutors.
00:14:02Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:14:04Um, no.
00:14:05She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:06She told me so herself.
00:14:07Wow.
00:14:08You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their
00:14:11place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Oh, no.
00:14:14Look at this.
00:14:15Now watch what happens.
00:14:16Ew.
00:14:17Hey, Eric.
00:14:18Just leave me alone, Gabi.
00:14:19Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:22Hey, Eric.
00:14:37Just leave me alone, Gabi.
00:14:40Hold on, Gabby. Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:09What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:30Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:53How?
00:15:54Give me one chance.
00:15:55This Saturday.
00:15:56I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:15:57Skip it.
00:15:58I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:15:59No tricks.
00:16:00Just the truth.
00:16:01If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:02I am so not dressed for whatever I am doing.
00:16:03Oh, I'm so not dressed for whatever I do.
00:16:04I'm so not dressed for whatever I do.
00:16:08You know how she'll come out of the secret.
00:16:11If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:14I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Yeah, okay. Technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:55Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely. And I wanted to make friends. And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26It's not all that. Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42You want to know another secret? I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way. I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick,
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12I'm...
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:20Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking,
00:21:20hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way,
00:21:56your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means,
00:22:00but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks,
00:22:04says the homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum,
00:22:08says the low-class loser
00:22:09with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:47I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really,
00:23:20it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe
00:23:26you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face,
00:23:31I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:46I can't do it.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:07Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:29You know,
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:38Shh.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:41Shh.
00:24:41Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:43Shh.
00:24:44Shh.
00:24:44Shh.
00:24:45Shh.
00:24:46Shh.
00:24:47Shh.
00:24:48Shh.
00:24:49Shh.
00:24:50Shh.
00:24:51You bitch.
00:24:52You won't get away with this.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Shh.
00:24:56You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops!
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:40Oh my God.
00:25:56Oh my God.
00:25:58What are you doing?
00:26:22Joseph Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:46Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:52I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:14He doesn't even know me.
00:27:16Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:18Maybe.
00:27:22My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:32Oh my god. There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:38You and her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:50Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:36You say about me?
00:28:38Sorry, Eric.
00:28:39On the way back?
00:28:40Yeah.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:42Sure.
00:28:43Boopy.
00:28:44I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:45On my man's lap.
00:28:46Sloan, seriously?
00:28:47There's no room.
00:28:48There's no room.
00:29:05Everyone!
00:29:06I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Oh, I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:12Oh, I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:13I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:14Oh, yeah, I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:15I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:16Everyone!
00:29:17I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:09All right. Here we go.
00:30:17This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:22That's my point. See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh, okay.
00:30:30This could be a turning point. Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:39Okay, you ready?
00:30:45Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:49I found it. Okay.
00:30:52Hi.
00:30:54No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:00So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:04Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:09Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay. How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:15Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh. Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare?
00:31:28Truth.
00:31:29Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:48Virgin.
00:31:49Sloan.
00:31:50What? Okay.
00:31:53Ooh. Eric to Rose.
00:31:57Rose.
00:31:58Okay. Rose. Truth or dare?
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:02You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:04Wait. What?
00:32:06Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose.
00:32:17What the hell?
00:32:26Hey. Watch your little asshole.
00:32:28Oh, yeah. What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:34No, Gabby. Wait.
00:32:36Let her go. If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59I'd love to.
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh, my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:44I...
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:34:01You're so beautiful.
00:34:22What the?
00:34:52Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:22I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:52Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42No.
00:38:56She isn't...
00:38:56I was just walking by outside.
00:39:04I'm not going to...
00:39:05I'm not going to go to the bathroom.
00:39:07I'm not going to go to the bathroom.
00:39:08Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:55It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:20Well, you will.
00:42:21And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:22And you're going to ace this.
00:42:23And...
00:42:24Oh, no.
00:42:25What now?
00:42:26Sloan posted this.
00:42:27Huh?
00:42:28Jason and Sloan?
00:42:29They were together last night.
00:42:30And they're going to prom together.
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:33Hello?
00:42:34Hello?
00:42:35Hello?
00:42:36Hello?
00:42:37Hello?
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:39Hello?
00:42:40I don't care.
00:42:41Well, you will.
00:42:42And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:43And you're going to ace this.
00:42:44And...
00:42:45Oh, no.
00:42:46What now?
00:42:47Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Huh?
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:13Hey, Virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:25Ooh.
00:43:26Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:30I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:37You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:52And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:56Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:02You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:26Ow!
00:44:27Ow!
00:44:28Ow!
00:44:29Ow my foot!
00:44:30Oh my god!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:41Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:45But...
00:44:46I didn't touch her!
00:44:47I didn't touch you!
00:44:48I said go!
00:44:50You heard the man go!
00:44:51Go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:21You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey.
00:45:40You were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:43Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49No!
00:45:50No!
00:45:51No!
00:45:52No!
00:45:53No!
00:45:54Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:56No!
00:45:57No!
00:45:58I thought Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:00No!
00:46:01No!
00:46:02No!
00:46:03No!
00:46:04No!
00:46:05No!
00:46:06No!
00:46:07No!
00:46:08No!
00:46:09No!
00:46:10No!
00:46:11No!
00:46:12No!
00:46:13No!
00:46:14No!
00:46:15No!
00:46:16now. We're disqualified, Rose. You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost. But
00:46:24I tried. No, I don't get a scholarship. I don't get to go to college. And it's all because
00:46:31of you. But you and your drama. Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:46That was so hot.
00:47:16Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:46Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby. How did you find out? Eric told me. Tell me. Tell me. She finally
00:48:08decided to be a decent person. Why didn't you tell me? I was going to. But then the whole
00:48:19date thing happened. And you and Sloane happened. And then you weren't speaking to me. Actually,
00:48:26no one is speaking to me. I didn't sleep with Sloane. She drugged me. And the date thing
00:48:35was a setup. Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had. They set me up too. I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me? Why don't you want anyone to know who you are? I just wanted the chance
00:49:02to feel like a normal teen. And I wanted you to like me. For me. And not because of what
00:49:13I am. Rose, I'm crazy about you. I'm crazy about you too. You're so beautiful.
00:49:43Why are you wet? It doesn't matter. I have an idea. What? Let's do something that normal
00:50:10teens too. You aren't going to kill me at all. Okay. I give up. You should give up. I haven't
00:50:34played video games since I was a kid. You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade
00:50:38to yourself. Is this what normal teens do? Yeah. Pretty much. And hang out with their
00:50:50buttlers. Okay. Okay.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:41It doesn't have to.
00:51:59I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:23I love you too.
00:52:31I'm a virgin.
00:52:33I love you too.
00:52:35I love you.
00:52:37I love you too.
00:52:39I love you too.
00:52:41You are my virgin.
00:52:43You are alive.
00:52:45I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:15So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:26Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:19Hey Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:36Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well, maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:06I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey Gabby.
00:55:22Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:28Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, let's go.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh my God.
00:56:06Is she doing here?
00:56:07Oh my God.
00:56:08That's really Roseby Rose.
00:56:09Give me that.
00:56:10Jason.
00:56:11Jason.
00:56:12Jason.
00:56:13Hang on.
00:56:14Hang on.
00:56:15She can't be here.
00:56:16She can't be here.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:50Turn it off.
00:56:51Turn off the videos.
00:56:52You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:53Not Rose.
00:56:54And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:55And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:56You bitch.
00:56:57Security.
00:56:58Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:59No.
00:57:00Please.
00:57:01No, get off me.
00:57:02Do not touch me.
00:57:03Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:04Jason.
00:57:05Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:20First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:39This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Come get out there, Rose.
00:58:20Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:18I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hi.
00:59:36Hi.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:38Hi.
00:59:39Hi.
00:59:40Hi.
00:59:41Hi.
00:59:42Hi.
00:59:43Hi.
00:59:44Hi.
00:59:45Hi.
00:59:46Hi.
00:59:47Hi.
01:00:07Hi.
01:00:08Hi.
01:00:08Hi.
01:00:09Hi.
01:00:10Hi.
01:00:11everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing but let's take a moment
01:00:19to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes
01:01:08and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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