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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:49Oops.
00:01:57Oops.
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00:01:59Oops.
00:01:59wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathbond the winner gets scholarships which is the only way to go to the college
00:04:12Oh! You should join the academic decathlon! The winner gets scholarships, which is the
00:04:34only way I could go to college. Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:41Oh, that's Eric. He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him. Hey, Gabby. Yo. That's Eric. I was just telling her about the academic decathlon. Oh, yeah. You in? Yeah, sure. Sweet. Then I'm in. Awesome. Got a boat. Later, babes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's just calling me. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you. Shh. Okay. Now for the important stuff. Okay. Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro. He gets handsy. Hey, watch out.
00:05:26Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. It's fine. It's just a little blood. I know. Thanks. Your jacket smells good.
00:05:49Are you the new girl? Yeah. I'm Chasen. Rose. Nice to meet you. Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting. Stay away from this trash. Might catch something. Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:18Let's go. Let's go. Jason, come on. Later. I'll wash your jacket. Oh, my God. Your jacket smells good. I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep. Kind of lame. Ugh. Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys. Come on. Let's go.
00:06:48Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith. Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has. How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes. Rose will suffice. How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:17Yes. That's enough. Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow. Oh, my God. Ow, ow. There's something in my eye.
00:07:30Oh, what is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye. I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker. Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:38What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:08:01Oh, my God.
00:08:08That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:08I'm so sorry.
00:09:29I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Oh, my gosh.
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing absolutely nothing but I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:23Listen up secondhand Rose. Chasin? Off-limits. Understand? Unless you want high school to be a living
00:10:32nightmare. I'm not even ready for boys yet. You know what? With a little makeup, better clothes,
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair. You could almost pass as one of us. That's it. You are my
00:10:50new project. Tomorrow, my house makeover. You know what they say, right? Keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer. Ugh. Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun. Well, it's more than fun. I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money. We'll win. I promise we'll win. Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:29Crazy. Rose, what are you doing? We're signing up for the academic decathlon. Oh.
00:11:37Oh. Okay. Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby. Gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't
00:11:43associate with nerds. Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers. Cheerleading tryouts are
00:11:50next week. Be there.
00:11:52It's okay. Being a queen bee is important and it is your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me. I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:12What are you talking about? I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score. Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway. Fine. Whatever.
00:12:33Wow. You're fitting in fast. That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41Thank you. She means that as a compliment. Probably. Yeah, definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner. Wow. So modest. Loops it.
00:12:57Hey, good form out there. Thanks. Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with
00:13:05my pom-pom, huh? I would've paid to see that.
00:13:08Oh my god. Ow. I think I pulled something. You okay? No. Oh god. Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious. I am. If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry. I'll bring him back. Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya. She's being nice. That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my god, ew. Look at these losers. My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby,
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school. Private tutors. Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen. Um, no. She can't stand these plebeians. She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow. You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their
00:14:11place. Gossip chains? Watch this. Now watch what happens. Ew.
00:14:29Hey, Eric. Just leave me alone, Gabby. Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What? Audrey Rose Wintersby. You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby. You okay? Do you care? Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me. Why? You're Audrey freaking Wintersby. Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals. Like you're not some big legacy with a
00:15:21tennis court and a driver and a whole estate. Who told you? Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you. Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric. They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that. But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you. How? Give me one chance. This Saturday. I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it. I want to show you something no one gets to see. No tricks. Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:33Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am. You say that, but I just passed a tennis
00:16:40quote with your name on it. And you have a butler? Okay, technically my parents do, but
00:16:48yeah, Norman likes me better. So, bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:02Why would you ever go to Hayton High? I was lonely and I wanted to make friends
00:17:21and I wanted a boyfriend. I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26It's not all that. Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:35So, what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret? I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:47No way. I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta. And that's rich.
00:17:56I'm going to take her down.
00:18:05I'm going to take her down.
00:18:09she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called eye contact
00:18:37sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three
00:19:10different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here rose smith consider this your strike one three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50uh please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends
00:19:57um okay
00:20:01i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay i think you swear
00:20:07so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right that figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:09actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it
00:21:23you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:27because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:46and yours was always fake
00:21:49you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way
00:21:56your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:04says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:43hey
00:22:45hey
00:23:11hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:14i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important
00:23:18no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23i was hoping
00:23:25maybe you could
00:23:27coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43yeah
00:23:50i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15oh
00:24:18yeah
00:24:21you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:29i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:34yeah
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00:25:07looks like laundry day came early
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00:25:50Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:26:01Oh my god.
00:26:20What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50Oh my god.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20My lord.
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie.
00:28:47I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07You're on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:51Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:04Oh.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41You ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50Oh, yes.
00:30:51I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12I don't drink.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:28Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:51Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50So beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:26What the...
00:34:28What the...
00:34:44What...
00:34:48Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Perry?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Yeah?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17Ah.
00:36:19Ah.
00:36:20What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:59Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:14I've been stood out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:25I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45Um...
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25 power?
00:42:26Hello? Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:39And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:13Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:26What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy
00:44:38when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:56And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon,
00:45:15we're going to be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:26You stupid, idiotic, dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's,
00:45:37and because of that,
00:45:38I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:59Shut up!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team,
00:46:23and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:57I don't get to go to college.
00:47:27Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me, for me,
00:49:11and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You aren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:38Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:08You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:57I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:09I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you.
00:52:41I love you.
00:52:46I love you, Rose.
00:52:50I love you.
00:52:51I love you.
00:52:52I love you.
00:52:53I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:23Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:53Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old Ross?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Where's it from?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:35Gabby.
00:56:37Gabby.
00:56:39Gabby.
00:56:41Gabby.
00:56:43Gabby.
00:56:44Gabby.
00:56:45Gabby.
00:56:46Gabby.
00:56:47Gabby.
00:56:48Gabby.
00:56:49Gabby.
00:56:50Gabby.
00:56:51Gabby.
00:56:52Gabby.
00:56:53Gabby.
00:56:54Gabby.
00:56:55Gabby.
00:56:56Gabby.
00:56:57Gabby.
00:56:58Gabby.
00:56:59Gabby.
00:57:00Gabby.
00:57:01Gabby.
00:57:02Gabby.
00:57:03Gabby.
00:57:04Gabby.
00:57:05Gabby.
00:57:06She also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security!
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14No, get off me!
00:57:15Do not touch me!
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason!
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is...
00:57:36Jason Gray.
00:57:45And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:06Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey, you want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:39Yes, girl.
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:14That's right.
01:01:19Okay.
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