00:00how would you look at that you're already blushing
00:11you haven't even gotten out of the pocket yet and you're acting like i said something scandalous
00:18relax i'm not gonna bite you
00:24not unless you act like a squeaky toy then i might have to test that plushie squeak theory
00:31scoot over
00:34no really scoot i'm not sleeping on the edge like i'm some athathot
00:42you're warm and i'm cold so obviously i'm gonna glue myself to you
00:48that's what plushies are for
00:51you're dumb
01:06yup
01:08this is the stuff
01:11you're softer than i expected
01:14like unfairly soft
01:18have you been hiding this squishy secret from me the whole trip
01:25and here i was teasing you just for fun
01:28when i could have been cuddling you as a dog's model this whole time
01:33why ain't twitching like that
01:40you keep wrinkling
01:43are you trying to escape
01:46plushies don't squirm you know
01:52i'll have to file a complaint from the plushie factory
01:59if mine keeps acting all with me like this
02:03stop making that face
02:07you're looking at me like i'm some kind of monster
02:13i'm just a girl
02:15i'm just a girl
02:16hugging her adorable
02:18blustered
02:20unruly
02:21human
02:22blushing
02:23on a cold
02:24rainy night
02:25and that's completely normal behavior
02:28hey hey
02:34don't turn away
02:35i saw that plush
02:38yours are red
02:41that's precious
02:45i'm keeping that image in my head forever
02:47i'm keeping that image in my head forever
02:48i'm keeping that image in my head forever
02:52you seriously make the cutest little embarrassed noises
02:58that i need
03:03just made
03:04i should record it
03:06and nope
03:10don't you dare roll away from me
03:12i've got my arm hooked around your waist now
03:27escape attempt denied
03:30you're mine by the night
03:33i'm not letting go until sunrise
03:37actually
03:39maybe not even then
03:42i might need a travel size plushie for the bus ride back down
04:00gosh
04:02it's so nice too
04:04what's up do you use?
04:07don't tell me
04:11i'm just going to keep nuzzling your hoodie until i figure it out
04:20lavender?
04:25vanilla?
04:26a hint
04:28a hint
04:29of nervous
04:30panic
04:31yeah
04:32that last one's definitely in there
04:36your heart's beating so fast
04:39don't worry
04:40i can feel it
04:41my ears on your chest right now
04:55you can't hide stuff from me when i'm this cross
04:58it's thumping like a bunny rabbit
05:02it's thumping like a bunny rabbit
05:05it's thumping like a bunny rabbit
05:06so cute
05:07so cute
05:08you're at a perfect temperature too
05:19not too hot
05:21not too cold
05:22not too cold
05:23not too cold
05:24not too cold
05:25not too cold
05:26just go see
05:28I knew this was your trouble
05:58I knew this was going to be annoying
06:01but I didn't realize it came with the big pain and the snuggles
06:06honestly
06:09I feel like I won the lottery
06:16yeah seriously, don't try to wriggle out
06:21again
06:23plushies don't squirm
06:28they snuggle
06:30they accept their fate
06:33they don't blush as hard and make me want to cuddle them tighter
06:39you're just making it worse for yourself, you know?
06:44I can't believe you're letting me spin you like this
06:53this is a dream
06:57I should send a thank you card to whoever made this room arrangement
07:05or maybe you've primed the teacher to keep on those roommates with the rest of the trip
07:14now, wouldn't that be just tragic for you?
07:18oh, ticklish, are we?
07:29I barely brushed your side
07:31and you flinch like I poke you with a taser
07:35noted
07:37plushies with ticklish spots are dangerous, you know?
07:42you're giving me ideas
07:45evil ones
08:04gosh
08:06you're only trying not to look at me, huh?
08:09you keep staring at the ceiling like I don't see anybody
08:21you can't even handle eye contact when I'm this close
08:26what happened to all the sarcastic confidence you had earlier?
08:32did it melt under the pressure of being cuddled?
08:39mm-hmm
08:42mm-hmm
08:45I can fall asleep like this
08:49you're better than any blanket I've ever used
08:52soft
08:57warm
09:00and
09:01you make the cutest noises when I squeeze you
09:09I should patent you
09:12limited edition
09:14human plushie
09:16bullied into cuddles
09:18okay, but we'll talk
09:21okay, but we'll talk
09:23if I had known how comfy you were
09:27I would've stolen your bed way earlier
09:31all those nights on the bus
09:32you were hugging this of love
09:33and I had no clue
09:34you tevious of a loving
09:37you were hugging this of love
09:39and I had no clue
09:41you tevious of a loving
09:43you tevious of a loving
09:44you tevious of a loving
09:45you tevious of a loving
09:51aww, you're shivering
09:54cold
09:55cold
09:57nervous
09:59flustered
10:01all the three
10:03all the three
10:10here, let me wrap the blanket tighter around us
10:22there
10:25now you can find me trapped
10:28in my affection
10:30you're doomed
10:33you're doomed
10:35this is your life now
10:42you made a whole whimper just now
10:45admit it
10:48you'll like this a little
10:51maybe even a tiny bit more than a little
10:55it's okay
10:57I won't tell anyone
11:01your secrets
11:03save my dear boy
11:08wait
11:10was that a smile?
11:12i saw that
11:15a real
11:17honest to goodness smile
11:20and here i thought you were gonna spend the whole night pouting and acting all annoyed
11:27your breaking character
11:30was she?
11:32oh
11:34oof
11:35okay
11:37your heartbeat just went up again
11:39you really don't like when i say sweet things, huh?
11:51you'd rather i be mean
11:53too bad
11:55too bad
11:57i have one of affection tonight
12:00you're gonna have to suffer through it
12:02you're just fun to muscle in
12:13it's like poking a marshmallow out
12:16and watching it
12:18and watching it trickle
12:20i cuddle
12:22you squirm
12:24i whisper something bloody
12:28you face
12:30i nuzzle into your neck
12:34you exhale out
12:37it's entertaining
12:39it's entertaining
12:43wow
12:45that gulp you just did was allowed
12:49did i short circuit your brain
12:52i didn't even do anything
12:54yeah
12:56just leaned in real close
12:58and said
13:00polishy
13:01don't squirm
13:04like this
13:07leans in
13:11polishy
13:13don't
13:15squirm
13:16you're trembling now
13:18you're trembling now
13:20oh no
13:22is my plushy overheating?
13:24should i fad you with a blanket?
13:26no, wait
13:28i forgot
13:30plushies are supposed to be warmed up
13:31not cooled down
13:33i guess i'll just have to hold you tighter instead
13:38okay, okay, you're not waiting yet
13:43you're going to wait
13:45i'm waiting
13:47should i fad you with a blanket?
13:50no, wait
13:52i forgot
13:54washies are supposed to be warmed up
13:56not cooled down
13:58guess i'll just have to hug you tighter instead
13:59but
14:00you're going to be too tired to assist anymore
14:04just accept your fate
14:07now let me smush my face
14:10against your chest
14:12and use your arm
14:15as my car
14:20and
14:21see
14:24you're adjusting nicely
14:29you know you're lucky
14:30i didn't even make you wear a silly handband or something
14:34that's usually part of a poshie treatment
14:39i'll be nice
14:41this time
14:43just don't make me regret it
14:46our next strap
14:48you're getting ears and a tail
14:50and a tail
14:56do you feel that?
14:58your heartbeat's not going here you are
15:03what if i cast your cheek right now?
15:08or just sound in your body?
15:10i'll leave your body
15:12or should i test the theory?
15:18okay
15:20oh my god
15:22you're so hurt
15:24i was joking
15:26okay
15:27maybe not entirely joking
15:29but your reaction is priceless
15:32you're making it very hard not to actually do it
15:36you know
15:44i'm calling you snuggle book now
15:46that's your field trip nickname
15:49no backseize
15:51you dirt dirt
15:55and congratulations on becoming the confiest part of my day
15:59hey trey
16:05i swear
16:07the way you keep looking at the door
16:10like you're planning an escape is hilarious
16:15where are you gonna go?
16:17uh...
16:19outside in the rain?
16:21naked in the lobby?
16:23no thanks
16:25you're staying right here in my yards
16:27in my yards
16:37you're not squirming as much anymore
16:40are you getting sleepy?
16:44or have you finally accepted your destiny?
16:48my plushy
16:51wherever and always
16:52they're all sounds on your rocks
17:04like the soft sides
17:07they're adorable
17:13i really wanna record them
17:15and use it as my white noise while sleeping
17:18you should see how tangled up we are right now
17:33my legs are wrapped around you
17:37i bet you can't even move without dragging me with you
17:42to meet with you
17:50hey
17:52i just realized something
17:54yeah, plushies i'm supposed to comfort people
17:58and technically
18:00you're doing your job right now
18:03so
18:04so
18:05maybe i should reward you
18:09i have a pet
18:11i guess
18:13i guess
18:14on the forehead
18:16or maybe
18:18hmm
18:20nevermind
18:22yeah
18:23are you gonna combust already?
18:24i like this side of you
18:36all quiet and shy
18:41but between you and me
18:43you're the best cuddle victim i've ever had
18:47i could hold you forever like this
18:52not even exaggerating
18:55like
18:57even the teacher forgot about us
19:00and we had to stay here another night
19:02i wouldn't complain
19:04i just call it
19:07plushies sleepover
19:09route till
19:17you're totally gonna tease me about this
19:19when we get back
19:20aren't you?
19:23now remember when you called me poshy
19:25and put on to me
19:26like a gorilla
19:28i can already hear your smug little voice
19:32but i'll survive
19:34probably
19:40okay
19:41last warning
19:43if you move again
19:45i'm tucking the blanket under you
19:47no
19:48then you'll really be stuck
19:50that's not a threat
19:52that's a promise
19:57well
19:59you're the softest thing i've ever bullied
20:01and what you mean
20:03and that should go on a badge or something
20:07certified softest novel victim
20:09you're bathing is over now
20:17sleepy
20:20that's good
20:23that's good
20:26you're not pushing
20:28okay
20:30watch
20:31and if you start snoring
20:35i might just poke you just before
20:39and i'll hear some warm
20:43like
20:45dangerous
20:46like coffee
20:47i might fall asleep
20:48and forget i'm supposed to be scary
20:59in this time i like
21:01goodnight
21:05my squirmy little plushy
21:07try not to move to a bottle before morning
21:13i'll be here
21:15holding you
21:17always
21:18always
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