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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35So what do you do?
00:01:38Snoopy.
00:01:39Oops.
00:01:42Ah!
00:01:43Ah!
00:01:47Ah!
00:01:50Ah!
00:01:57Ah!
00:01:59Ah!
00:02:02Ah!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:42she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:47you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:52you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:59i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:04okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:11okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:16the jocks
00:03:19and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:39oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:54i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:17oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:46he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:52hey gabby yo
00:04:55that's eric
00:04:58i was just telling her about the academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet then i'm in awesome
00:05:06got a bolt later babes oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:12i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff okay stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay
00:05:22away from mr spadaro he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god oh my god i'm so sorry it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:43oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:54are you the new girl yeah
00:05:59i'm chasing
00:06:02rose
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:13stay away from this trash might catch something oh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:21chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:26oh my god
00:06:28your jacket smells good i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep kind of lame
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:38come on let's go
00:06:49Audrey rose wintersby
00:06:53ladies and gentlemen i'd like you to meet our new student rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:11how would you like to be addressed is it just rose yes rose will suffice how about secondhand rose
00:07:19that's enough grab brackets
00:07:27ow ow oh my god oh there's something in my eye oh what is it something's in my eye i need my
00:07:32contact solution or something rose can you go get it for me yeah where is it it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it over there yeah go go
00:07:49oh my god hey
00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room what are you doing in the boys locker room i i thought that um
00:08:09that'll show the
00:08:10bitch
00:08:11oh
00:08:19rose
00:08:23where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen is that you are you in there with rose don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:46how is she not here i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:12what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:09:26I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:56What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up second-hand Rose.
00:10:26Chasin?
00:10:27Off-limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:54Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose!
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:11:59I...
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:35You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:56So modest.
00:12:57Loopset.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:28I'll bring him back.
00:13:29Later.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31I'll see ya.
00:13:32She's being nice.
00:13:33That's never a good sign.
00:13:35Oh my god.
00:13:36Ew.
00:13:37Look at these losers.
00:13:38My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:41Private tutors.
00:13:42Well, maybe she wants to go to school.
00:13:44I don't know.
00:13:45I don't know.
00:13:46I don't know.
00:13:47I don't know.
00:13:48I don't know.
00:13:49I don't know.
00:13:50I don't know.
00:13:51I don't know.
00:13:52I don't know.
00:13:53I don't know.
00:13:54I don't know.
00:13:55I don't know.
00:13:56She wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in
00:14:10their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:27Ew.
00:14:28Hey, Eric.
00:14:30Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:31Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:45What?
00:14:46Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:49What?
00:14:50What?
00:14:51What?
00:14:52What?
00:14:53Ah!
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:06You lied to me.
00:15:09What?
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:55How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax, it's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:48So, hey.
00:16:49Come on.
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:51Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:16:54I was lonely.
00:16:55And I wanted to make friends.
00:16:57And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:16:58I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:00It's not all that.
00:17:01Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:59She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:23Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:53You're just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23No, figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything, and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:44I'm so relieved.
00:20:49So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:03What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:04What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:05What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:06What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:07What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:53And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:57Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:01It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:07Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:10Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:31Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:47You bitch bitch!
00:22:48You bitch.
00:22:49You bitch!
00:22:50You bitch!
00:22:51You bitch!
00:22:52You bitch, you bitch!
00:22:53I say it'så°åŗshed.
00:22:54You bitch.
00:22:55I let me down.
00:22:56You bitch!
00:22:57You bitch!
00:22:58You bitch!
00:22:59You bitch!
00:23:00You bitch!
00:23:01You bitch!
00:23:02That I'mHype!
00:23:03It's the fourth vibes before you eat.
00:23:04You bitch.
00:23:05You nice bitch.
00:23:06You bitch.
00:23:07You bitch!
00:23:08You bitch!
00:23:09Don't eat!
00:23:10But don't eatаний.
00:23:12You bitch!
00:23:13You bitch.
00:23:14You bitch you bitch!
00:23:15ask you something it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of
00:23:21lame what's up I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis after hitting
00:23:30Sloan in the face I could really use the hope I can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:36cool after school after school it's a date
00:23:49yeah
00:24:02I can't do it
00:24:06like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12ready
00:24:15you should join the tennis team
00:24:29you know
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35hey
00:24:38you bitch
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:24:56whoops looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10what the hell
00:25:26no no no no no no no you've got to be kidding me
00:25:36oh my god
00:25:39oh my god
00:25:56oh my god
00:25:58oh my god
00:25:58oh my god
00:26:00oh my god
00:26:02What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:30I'm gonna do a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:29:00Boopy.
00:29:01I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:03On my man's lap.
00:29:04Sloan, seriously?
00:29:05There's no room.
00:29:06Everyone!
00:29:07I have an announcement to make.
00:29:08I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:09And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:11Better show up.
00:29:13So you're gonna go?
00:29:14I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:42Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:12All right. Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point. See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh, come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:36Okay, ready?
00:30:41Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:49I promise.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:06Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh, Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare?
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:36Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:42What's your favorite color?
00:31:44Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:48Virgin.
00:31:49Sloan.
00:31:50What?
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:55Ooh. Eric to Rose.
00:31:57Okay. Rose. Truth or dare?
00:32:00Dare.
00:32:01You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:03Wait. What? Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose.
00:32:17Gross.
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey, watch out my ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby, wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:16Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:33I'm so sorry.
00:33:34I didn't know.
00:33:35I didn't...
00:33:36I...
00:33:37I...
00:33:38I...
00:33:39I...
00:33:40I...
00:33:41I...
00:33:42I...
00:33:43I...
00:33:44I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46I...
00:33:47I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:34:09So beautiful.
00:34:19What the?
00:34:25What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:29Oh god!
00:34:31Oh!
00:34:33Oh!
00:34:35Oh!
00:34:37Oh!
00:34:39Oh!
00:34:41Oh!
00:34:43Oh!
00:34:45Oh!
00:34:47Oh!
00:34:59Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03Gross!
00:35:05What?
00:35:07It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:13He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:17But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Harry?
00:35:29I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:51Oh my god, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:53Eric?
00:35:55Yeah?
00:35:57Hey, I just wanna say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:01Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:05Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:09I wonder if I wanna make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop! Stop! Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up!
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:39She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh my god.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:09I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't wanna be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:55Jason.
00:38:56I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:12I've fenced it out.
00:39:13Hey, Rose.
00:39:14Small world.
00:39:15What are you doing here?
00:39:16Uh.
00:39:17I was supposed to have a date.
00:39:18With Jason.
00:39:19No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:25What?
00:39:26You mind if I sit?
00:39:27Sure.
00:39:28Go ahead.
00:39:29Um.
00:39:30I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:32She's a half hour late.
00:39:33Really?
00:39:34I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:35She's a half hour late.
00:39:36Really?
00:39:37I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:10What?
00:40:14I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloane's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:30But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:46That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:48And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:58You okay?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:02I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:22I'll run away, Bill.
00:41:28I've never mind.
00:41:30I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:28Hello? Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:34Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:48They were together last night.
00:42:50And they're going to prom together.
00:42:54But he said he liked me.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin. Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:30I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:52And even if it were true,
00:43:54I wouldn't want him.
00:43:56Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:43:58who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:02You take that back.
00:44:04Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow.
00:44:28Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy
00:44:37when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:41Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:47I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50You...
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:52You heard the man go!
00:44:54And?
00:44:55Expelled.
00:44:56What?
00:44:57The Academy Decathlon?
00:44:58We're gonna be disqualified.
00:44:59I am so, so sorry.
00:45:02And expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid idiotic dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:33What? You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:23But I tried.
00:46:24No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:26I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:31But...
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35And your drama...
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:51Aleph would be my result.
00:46:52...
00:46:53We'd love to have a lot.
00:46:56Never have to say a bunch of Personal prophecy at the moment.
00:47:31Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:01How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:18But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:20You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:17You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:09I love you, Rose.
00:52:14I love you, Rose.
00:52:17I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you, Rose.
00:52:38I love you, Rose.
00:53:09I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:30Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:50Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:46Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing it here?
00:56:08That's really Audrey Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:47Not Rose.
00:56:48And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:52And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:00You bitch.
00:57:01Security.
00:57:02Security.
00:57:03Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:04No.
00:57:05Please.
00:57:06No, get off me.
00:57:07Do not touch me.
00:57:08Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:09Jason.
00:57:10Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:11Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:12Jason.
00:57:13Uh.
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:15It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:19First, the prom king is chasing gray.
00:57:20And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:21This year's prom king is chasing gray.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is chasing gray.
00:57:46And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:09Congratulations.
00:58:11Hi.
00:58:12I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:29No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait.
00:59:16What?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:38Hey.
00:59:39Wanna dance?
00:59:40Get lost, asshole.
00:59:45Get lost, asshole.
00:59:46Everyone?
00:59:47All right, all right.
00:59:48I know you want to get back to dance on Brittany, then, no one is coming together.
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:06Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14Alright, alright. I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:31Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:52Yes, girl!
01:01:01And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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