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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever met.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub, or...
00:03:35beating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Ooh!
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly.
00:04:07Ugh, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17Do you know why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:12Oh, well, um, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:02Of course.
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:51I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:05is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly,
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck right down.
00:13:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:51Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:29You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:36Come to her party. You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54First, that's enough. Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just girls!
00:15:24I don't give a fuck!
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:45She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:08Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our-
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe?
00:16:40By pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just cause you run some sort of shady business?
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:49I told you...
00:16:52To stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like luck.
00:17:01Oh yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid...
00:17:06What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:22You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:32I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:36Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:42There'd better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:05What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It cannot be happening, he's gonna be back in every second.
00:18:23second. You know, if you weren't played, could have just asked. I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these? You perv. Oh, I'm the perv. You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:46into my closet when I wasn't here. I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because
00:18:52you shouldn't be here. Uncuff me. What are your manners? Say please. I don't have time for your
00:19:09games, old man. Give me the key. What the? You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen like a good little girl? Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one. There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo. You just haven't been out in the
00:19:40real world long enough to notice it. So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:45you better listen to everything I say. I can take care of myself. Rule number two. No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy. You want to piss off?
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:04Don't start any games. You're not ready to play.
00:20:11So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28My plans are none of your concerns. Um, here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:53How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:18What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good. You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:50You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:51You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:52You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:53You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:54You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:55You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:56You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:57You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:58You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:59You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:00You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:01You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:02You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:03You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:04You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:05You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:06You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:45Filming? Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Mmm, nope. Harper's my best friend, and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:29No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass. Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:23:57These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:21That is art!
00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:36Your choice.
00:24:41The camera is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:45You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:06So first you stalked me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:32My classmate?
00:25:35It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:47You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those...
00:25:52things you do?
00:25:53They're cute, too.
00:25:54You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now, you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:07Or I'll break you.
00:26:11In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:13Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:24Just admit...
00:26:26that you want me.
00:26:32What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:41You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:48Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:52So...
00:26:52Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh, my God.
00:27:02Maria, no.
00:27:03Ew.
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:19You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:26What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So that's step one.
00:27:34Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:13Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:33Sexy outfit.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:36Popcorn.
00:28:36Check.
00:28:37A notebook.
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:43What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:12I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:21Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh-uh.
00:29:25No, I just...
00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:30But it's not...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:45Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52Well, what about your date?
00:29:53How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:33Or...
00:30:33Or...
00:30:34Maybe...
00:30:37You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Now, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:11Ah!
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:14I'll ruin it.
00:31:16Well...
00:31:16I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26Not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:32You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:57I don't want any more.
00:32:00And you can go into work as well.
00:32:01I never love you.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:09Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:12You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:31I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:47You wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:55Maybe for me you're not.
00:32:58When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:13Not this guy.
00:33:22Who's my number?
00:33:31Whoever this girl is,
00:33:33your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:43She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Kid.
00:34:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:03Just stay.
00:34:17Damn it, Harper.
00:34:33You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:02you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well
00:35:20if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:48That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:53You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15What's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:25Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:50This'll do.
00:36:56Bye.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:16Struggling much?
00:37:27I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:37:58That's not...
00:38:05No underwear?
00:38:13That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you gonna do?
00:38:21What is she?
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:33What do I know?
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:38I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49And so you do your worst.
00:38:52And so you do your worst.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But... but what about...
00:39:23There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:28You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:59Was it...
00:40:01Big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like... BDSM?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:22My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait.
00:40:29Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:35Crap. What if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:40if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:51Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:06He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:13Ew. Leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:17You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:20Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:26What do you want, Brian?
00:41:30Just five minutes.
00:41:34Fine.
00:41:36Harper, are you sure?
00:41:37It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:50Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:57I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:10I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:16Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:20I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:31You slut!
00:42:33Get off of me!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:39Show me.
00:42:40Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:48A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:55Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:08It's a fact.
00:43:15You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:27Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:37You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:39I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:48You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:52You okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:57She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:09Stop it!
00:44:10You're gonna kill him.
00:44:11Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:13That's it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:21I promise.
00:44:23Let's go.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:26Let's go.
00:44:27THE 1080.
00:44:29We'll be out here for the next episode...
00:44:31That was good.
00:44:31What happens now?
00:44:32It's Michelle Rodriguez.
00:44:33We have to go out here for 9-1-1.
00:44:35We're either going somewhere by the time watch and OH- OH-O- �in sound.
00:44:41We're gonna have to leave her.
00:44:43Kimberly video shows.
00:44:44We'll be honest.
00:44:45We'll be honest, aren't we?
00:44:46We must be honest with you.
00:44:47No, it's real.
00:44:48You're not good.
00:44:49We'll be with you.
00:44:509-1-1.
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:20So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:48Do we have to do this?
00:45:49What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:03I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:23I'm right here.
00:46:38I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:47Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:51Ready for the next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:50Oh, my God.
00:48:55I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:56I want you to go.
00:48:57I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:02What happened?
00:49:03You blacked out.
00:49:05You're OK.
00:49:07You're OK.
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:11You're all right.
00:49:14You did amazing.
00:49:16You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18What you did is...
00:49:23It's OK.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:26Just kiss me.
00:49:29Your dad won't like this.
00:49:32Don't think about him.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:37If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:42I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:44Just say you don't want me.
00:49:47Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:04I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:05You're going to get hurt.
00:50:06What the hell?
00:50:07What are you doing?
00:50:08We need to talk about this first.
00:50:09Inside.
00:50:10With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:11Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:12I'm not a tease.
00:50:13I just care about you.
00:50:14So you are a grandpa.
00:50:15Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:16Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:17No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:20I'm not a tease.
00:50:21I'm not a tease.
00:50:22I'm not a tease.
00:50:23I care about you.
00:50:24What the hell?
00:50:25What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first.
00:50:27Inside.
00:50:28With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you Grandpa?
00:50:30I'm not a tease.
00:50:31I just care about you.
00:50:33So you are a grandpa?
00:50:35Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:42No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:49I'm going to shower.
00:51:00Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:05So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:14Running a daycare.
00:51:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:34I wanted to warn you.
00:51:36He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:54You've been tracking him?
00:51:55What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:56The same kind he is.
00:51:57Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:04I'm surprised.
00:52:05Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:07Just all around... not intense enough for him.
00:52:13Not intense enough?
00:52:14Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:16Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:18I mean, look at you.
00:52:19You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:22You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:23Don't call me that.
00:52:24You wanna know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:25Ah, yeah.
00:52:26It's just not intense enough for him.
00:52:27You're not intense enough?
00:52:28Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:29Oh, please, don't make me laugh!
00:52:34I mean, look at you.
00:52:37You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:41You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:43Harper, you're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:09He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:18You're going to scare me.
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:33Help me, Mom!
00:53:34Help!
00:53:35Help, I can't swim!
00:53:39Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper?
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:51Help!
00:53:53Smile for T&M's, loser.
00:53:56Please don't!
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:03Help!
00:54:03Harper!
00:54:28Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:55Harper! Harper!
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you. You're safe.
00:55:02I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Harper could never homewreck us, Milano.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:27I knew you'd come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:41Totally harder.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:52I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:20and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:35No, I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:43Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46Please, don't.
00:56:47I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:50I'll do anything.
00:57:11I'll do anything.
00:57:17Wait.
00:57:17Wait.
00:57:18Wait.
00:57:18Wait.
00:57:19Wait.
00:57:20Wait.
00:57:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:30She will not bother you again, I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51Not a brand of her.
00:57:56Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that...
00:58:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:17She said that...
00:58:19that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:42That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:03When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:05I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:15What did you regret?
00:59:19I'm not doing this sooner.
00:59:22You are going to die...
00:59:23I was out of bed.
00:59:23I'm not going to die.
00:59:23I was just...
00:59:24I was looking at you...
00:59:24I was a little bit.
00:59:25I was gonna die.
00:59:25But I really did.
00:59:26Don't panic.
00:59:27I was gonna be out of bed.
00:59:27Wait.
00:59:28Simone?
00:59:28I'm not going to die.
00:59:29I was like...
00:59:29Let's not go second.
00:59:29You're not going to die.
00:59:29Well, you weren't going to die.
00:59:30You're not going to die soon.
00:59:30You're not going to die.
00:59:31I'll do it.
00:59:31I'll do it.
00:59:32Good girl.
00:59:32I'll do it.
00:59:33Oh, well...
00:59:33about you're going to die.
00:59:34What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:28However, there's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:54I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:55Good morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:11You need to eat.
01:01:12No.
01:01:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:01:38What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:00Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:23Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:38Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:47Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55Okay.
01:03:08Wow.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:36Whoops.
01:03:37I think I hear them coming.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:01Harper.
01:04:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:10No, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:16How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:27Harper.
01:04:28I'm kind of confused.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:41It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:50Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:58We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:00You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:22Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, I guess just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:43Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:59I would.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:10Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:32Wait, $1,800?
01:06:34You can study at this school or not.
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:42You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:52Here's $2,000.
01:06:54Here's $2,000.
01:06:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:40Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Well, not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Oh, no!
01:07:53I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:12No stressors, though.
01:08:15Wait, why, um?
01:08:17I...
01:08:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:08:29No stress!
01:08:30ûrrr 344, you asshole!
01:08:31You asshole! You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right. Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:44The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended. Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us? They're the ones who did this. Arrest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera. I'll see you later.
01:09:01Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand. That's $18,000!
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:26I mean, I...
01:09:29I was an idiot.
01:09:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:34...show you how much I want you.
01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:52I want you, Harper. I want to do things to you.
01:09:55I want to do things to you.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:02But only if you want me to.
01:10:06I do.
01:10:07Why'd we stop?
01:10:21We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24We're just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:28And I'll wait for you.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:36Write that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper! Harper!
01:10:46Hello!
01:10:47Hello!
01:10:48Earth to Harper!
01:10:49You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:54...very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:57No! No!
01:10:58That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:00Harper, look!
01:11:02You've got the fuck!
01:11:04I swear!
01:11:05The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:26Hey!
01:11:29Hey!
01:11:30Let go of me!
01:11:31Stop it!
01:11:41Please!
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:47Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:54Hmm.
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:56Why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:01You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:14Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:15Once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:12:21well, we don't need to get into the boring details, do we?
01:12:25No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:30No.
01:12:31No, no, no!
01:12:32No!
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:52A trap?
01:12:53What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:17I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter.
01:13:23You should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Okay, crap. I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:34But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:48Do we have some fun with you?
01:13:50After we kill other grants?
01:13:52Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:01Looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:11I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:35What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without you.
01:14:56The bodyguard?
01:14:57Let me go, I'll leave home.
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:12I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:15:14Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:34I put you in danger.
01:15:38In danger, you should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:56Oh, my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay.
01:16:04I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:24Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:51I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01You remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21In the morning, but I can't breathe.
01:17:25You know what I came here for.
01:17:28Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:31Kissing me goodnight.
01:17:32It's just one more life.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:34You tell me.
01:17:36Save it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:41We always play.
01:17:42Tell me to go.
01:17:43I always stay.
01:17:45I want to fight.
01:17:45I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46I'll make you wait.
01:17:47I want you to beg for me, honey.
01:18:03Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:07Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:29Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:50You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:14You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33Rich or I?
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:39Daddy.
01:19:44Once I started, I'd not stop it.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:09You're different.
01:20:30Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it.
01:20:33I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:36Or what if I don't?
01:20:42What's that?
01:20:43Crap.
01:20:44It's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:46Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48It's okay.
01:20:48I'll just come in for a while.
01:20:50I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:48And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:06So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:26And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:50But I'm one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:20Deal.
01:23:21Deal.
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