00:00you do currently have a california driver's license you just don't have a physical copy
00:04on you at the moment that's my preferred method of identification and this is it's a cat caller
00:09i'm currently identifying as a cat fair enough uh the information here on the tag i'm assuming
00:13belongs to you that's so rude i hope you know i'm recording well it wasn't my intention to
00:18offend you but he just identified as a cat and you're wearing a harris waltz t-shirt so
00:23forgive me if i came to a conclusion that you guys were involved in some sort of a homosexual
00:27arrangement i'm not mad that you think we're together but you're using gender language
00:31besides i'm not his boyfriend i'm his owner okay well look we can do this the hard way if you'd
00:36like i can have this car towed because last i checked a cat is not licensed to operate a motor
00:41vehicle in the state of california we can have animal control come get you take you to a shelter
00:45where your owner can retrieve you for a fee of seventy dollars after you're given the necessary
00:50immunizations which do include a rabies shot possibly even spayed or neuter whichever you prefer
00:55identify with uh is that what you guys want to do here what should we do i don't know i don't
01:00have seventy dollars sir i can also uh request that a mental health care professional come down
01:05here on scene and do an evaluation of you because you're considering letting him take a rabies shot
01:09rather than just give me an id use some manner so i can give you your ticket and move along
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