00:00I'm gonna need one large cafe misto with soy milk, extra hot, next a hot chai latte.
00:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
00:07I'm ordering.
00:08Yeah, I know, but I was here first and I'm just getting a black coffee, one black coffee.
00:13I thought you said ladies first?
00:14Name.
00:15Yeah, back there, not here.
00:17Why?
00:18What's the difference?
00:19Sir, name.
00:20Hold on there, Sporty.
00:21The difference is that over there I was being chivalrous, and over here you're being selfish and thoughtless and rude.
00:26You're living the world with other people, okay?
00:29Get your nose out of your phone, you might see that.
00:31My phone?
00:32I have the coffee order for work on here.
00:34There's like a hundred drinks on that thing.
00:37Why are you getting coffee for the whole office?
00:39Have you never heard of Betty Friedan?
00:41No.
00:42Gloria Steinem?
00:43Not a clue.
00:44Really?
00:45No, not at all.
00:46Maybe you need to be on medication.
00:47I am on medication.
00:48It's called coffee and I can't get it because I'm waiting for you to order for everyone in your millennial clown car.
00:52You're an asshole.
00:53I'm an asshole?
00:54Yes.
00:55I'm an asshole?
00:56Yes, an asshole.
00:57For real, if I wasn't young, and let's face it, kind of hot, you wouldn't have held that door open for me.
01:02You were flirting.
01:03And then when you realized I showed no interest, you got mad.
01:06And then all your chivalry went right out the window.
01:09So that's how you do it?
01:10You just take all your own self-centered behavior and you flip it on me, so now I'm supposed to be the-
01:14Asshole?
01:15Coffee for asshole?
01:16Yeah, that's me.
01:17Alright.
01:18Alright.
01:19Alright.
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