What Dentist Might Do You Never Knew Why 👨‍⚕🦷

Archie 5

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00:00Holy moly, open wide, stay ready. Brush game strong, keep that handle steady.

00:05Not bad, I grin, but yo, can we trust it? Why's that foam look like shave cream? Who brought it?

00:11Step in the mirror, lips poppin' bright red. Tiny metal train tracks ride in my head.

00:16Click, clack, tools twist, braces get in tight. Doc says, little pressure. I'm like, yeah, right.

00:22Question, are these flies all jewelry designed? Suspicious minds wonder if my molars will shine.

00:27Holy moly, he's cranking like a DJ set. Is this orthodontics or a bicycle? Fix it.

00:32Tap, tap, tap, cavity under attack. Fill it up green, then we seal it back.

00:38Zap, zap, zap, polish till it gleams. Who knew dental work started in my dreams?

00:43Not bad, I mumble cheek stuff back. But why is every tool shaped like a mini bat?

00:49Electric brush spinning foam getting thick. Way to raise a swipe. Yo, that's the wrong trick.

00:54Is that barbers all, I'm in a fresh cloud. All the ends, gaps, toothbrush, feelin' proud.

01:00Doc laughs, just demo, don't panic, my guy. But I keep one eyebrow permanently high.

01:05Holy moly, does fluoride taste this wild? Or did I just lick a chemical chow?

01:11Holy moly, open wide, stay ready. Brush game strong, keep that handle steady.

01:16Not bad, I grin, but yo, can we trust it? Why's that foam look like shave cream? Who brought it?

01:21Rub a damn blue, like a dental lagoon. Clamp it down tight, am I drooling too soon?

01:27Green goo droppin' like alien slime. Insert metal crown, now I'm royalty time.

01:33Question judge insurance, cover my throne. Suspicion rising higher than a tooth-shaped drone.

01:38Holy moly, gypsum mask my face. Scope me a statue, this ain't the right place.

01:43Kitchen gloves on, rinsing utensils with flair. Stock piping ice and cupcakes, beware.

01:49Precious old pink looks like bubblegum art. Is this industry our pastry car?

01:54Clay turns to canines, wax melts to bite. Models so real, it could party tonight.

02:00Not bad, he nods, polishin' that grin. Yet I'm still wonderin' one dimension we in.

02:05Tap, tap, tap, cavity under attack. Fill it up green, then we seal it back.

02:11Zap, zap, zap, poly till it gleams. Who knew didn't work startin' my dreams?

02:16Not bad, I mumble cheek stuff fat. But why's every tool shaped like a minibat?

02:21Lights blazin' bright, wax mold on the stage. Tiny white soldiers line up in a cage.

02:27Hands flip dentures like vinyl at the show. Is that sad lie the spray of front row snow?

02:32Holy moly, floss whip like jump rope. Snap till plaque vanish, now that's dope.

02:38But tell me, doc, does ta-ta plot revenge? Will it come back strong?

02:42Seekin' dental advice. Holy moly, watch, stay ready. Brush game strong, keep the handle steady.

02:49Not bad, and but yo, can we trust it? Why's that foam look like Shade Cream who brought it?

02:54So spit, rinse, repeat. Let the chorus resound. Keep the toothbrush swingin', keep the baseline pound.

03:00Smile suspicious, but smile still wide. We battle decay with the medium pride.

03:05Holy moly, that's the final bar. Gentle care superstar plaque. Won't go far.

03:11Not bad, says the mirror. Mission complete. Drop the mic, blast the crown. Stay fresh, stay sweet.

03:16Doedelle Harris.

03:24Is that okay?

03:28Yes.

03:28See you again.

03:29Bye.

03:30Bye.

03:31Bye.

03:32Bye.

03:33Bye.

03:34Bye.

03:35Bye.

03:36Bye.

03:39Bye.

03:41Bye.

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03:45Bye.

03:46Bye.

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