- 3 months ago
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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:50It's an interesting story here because she knows nothing more.
00:03:51Look at that.
00:03:52Very brag with me.
00:03:56Why don't you bring the back into your pockets.
00:04:15Everything alright?
00:04:16Yeah, uh, I'm just... I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:27Uh, he and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:37Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:44I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:04You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:13I was gonna say...
00:05:16You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:22Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36All right? Please?
00:05:37All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:46Last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:04What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:22Tristan! What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:28Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:30You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:33No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:38Is it weird?
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:49You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:51Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:54You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:08Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:29When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:36I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:39I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:42Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my-
00:07:55The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again, if you so much as look at her wrong, you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it?
00:08:11What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:27Why would you just-
00:08:28Cuz, I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:32Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:08:35Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:38He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:42I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:08:47Because you what?
00:08:51Sorry, I-I just forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I wanna know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:17I don't wanna cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just wanna get out of here, okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:32Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again, or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42See?
00:09:43Better.
00:09:44Hey, Sammy. Sorry to pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:09:45No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:09:46That, plus this random dude.
00:09:47I know you're busy.
00:09:48I know you're busy.
00:09:49That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:09:50Oh no.
00:09:51Are you alright?
00:09:52I know you're busy.
00:09:53I know you're busy.
00:09:54I know you're busy.
00:09:55I know you're busy.
00:09:56I know you're busy.
00:09:57I know you're busy.
00:09:58I know you're busy.
00:09:59I know you're busy.
00:10:00I know you're busy.
00:10:01I know you're busy.
00:10:02I know you're busy.
00:10:03I know you're busy.
00:10:08Sammy, sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay.
00:10:13No, you're busy.
00:10:14That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no.
00:10:19Are you all right?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:32Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you.
00:10:34Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:35Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:40This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:42Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Boo!
00:11:27is this the book about the sexy elves and shit you know what you need a nice dip in the lake to
00:11:41wash off all our germs i can't even swim then i can just teach you duh i'll never understand how
00:11:51i feel about him to him i'll always just be his baby sister's best friend earth to samantha
00:11:58smiles
00:12:07there's something i've been wanting to tell you
00:12:12you guys mind if we share at the dock uh sure
00:12:42hey savannah it's samantha oh right for sure um so tristan said you're friends with his sister
00:12:53right you know it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us
00:13:00i don't think he'd listen to me come on sabrina you would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:06girl i can tell you what else is probably huge
00:13:10you don't need me to get him i'm nobody
00:13:14what's your problem huh what what's your problem please no one actually reads anymore
00:13:22that book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act isn't it
00:13:25what hey hey you want to be different so bad you really think playing all sweet and innocent
00:13:33is going to get him to like you what oh my god look at her blushing she thinks she's the main
00:13:39character in one of her stupid little books oh the little sister's best friend has a crush on
00:13:44the hot big brother i do not have a crush on him just leave me alone
00:13:49oh yeah is that why you're parading your tits around so the nerdy girl's actually a slut huh
00:14:02hey what the hell's going on you want his attention sweetie well then let us help you
00:14:09hey what the fuck was that
00:14:20she's not coming back up
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00:15:04tell me you're all right
00:15:04oh my god wow cherson you are literally a hero
00:15:09don't fucking touch me all right just get out of here
00:15:12babe come on it was an accident we're just messing around
00:15:16i said get out before you get thrown in the water next go
00:15:27are you hurt
00:15:28well they must have licked me with their nails
00:15:42thank you for saving me
00:15:55those girls
00:15:57they push you in because of me
00:16:00it isn't your fault
00:16:01isn't it if i were to just pay more attention god i feel like such a piece of shit
00:16:05you're not a piece of shit
00:16:07you know if ren were there she'd call me the same thing and she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:10oh my god i'm so sorry i i'm so sorry i don't know why i just did that i just
00:16:20is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you that was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:27oh really
00:16:29then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:31then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:35we shouldn't
00:16:45no no no no ren is my best friend
00:16:47you kissed me first remember i i know but you're her older brother and she hates when girls like
00:16:55moves on you i but but you're not just any girl
00:17:01forget everyone else it's just you and me
00:17:17do you want me sam
00:17:21i couldn't quite hear those smiles was that yes or no
00:17:23i want you
00:17:43i want you
00:17:53I don't want to suck.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:02It's fine.
00:18:11Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:23Sam?
00:18:31Where were you?
00:18:47Where were you?
00:18:50I went to the bathroom.
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:00You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:10They brought me this.
00:19:12So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Wren, I-
00:19:17Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:21Well anyone does, it's always about Tristan.
00:19:24Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:32You would never do that to me, right Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on, you know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:53Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:55And he never will.
00:20:00Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:01And he never will.
00:20:02I know one can trust you.
00:20:05Always, Wren.
00:20:06Hold on.
00:20:07It's me and you.
00:20:18There they go, showing off Golden Boy.
00:20:20Again.
00:20:21Attention everyone.
00:20:22We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:30My boy's going to be a long horn.
00:20:33He had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right son?
00:20:40Hey, yes sir.
00:20:48Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:55Oh great.
00:20:56The airheads from across the lake are here too.
00:20:59Hey?
00:21:02Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw Ghost.
00:21:05You want his attention sweetie?
00:21:07Well then let us help you.
00:21:10Hmm?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15Oh, yeah.
00:21:16Fine.
00:21:17God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:19I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:21Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:23Yeah.
00:21:24I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30Hey Tristan.
00:21:31Can I talk to you?
00:21:32I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:35All day.
00:21:38Oh, hey Smiles.
00:21:39Need something?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42Never mind.
00:21:43Just...
00:21:45Forget it.
00:21:48Forget it.
00:21:49I knew you'd come around.
00:21:50Want to take this to your room?
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00:22:40Tristan! Come on! Open up, it's already 10, we gotta get on the road!
00:22:46If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:53Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:00Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on, the people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:08If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:14Shut up, there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:19God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:21Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Just paying back the favor, consider us even now.
00:23:31Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:35Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:40Grew up Ren, you and Ren, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:43It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:47We're not teens anymore, Tristan. You can't tease me like this.
00:23:52What if I'm not teasing, though? What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery, being serious? I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:59Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05It's in a scar.
00:24:10We should, uh, get going.
00:24:15Meet you outside.
00:24:16We're out of gas.
00:24:17No, we're not.
00:24:18Filled up yesterday.
00:24:19Hey!
00:24:20Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:21Got gas last night.
00:24:22We were taking your depression now.
00:24:23We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:24Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:25Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:27So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:28Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30Come on.
00:24:31Life is a little weird.
00:24:32I don't care.
00:24:33But there's a little bit of a secret.
00:24:34I'm not PROBABLY.
00:24:35Seriously.
00:24:36A little bit of a secret.
00:24:37What a hell of a secret.
00:24:38And I was?
00:24:39I had a secret.
00:24:41I was about to say-fire.
00:24:43I was about to be up to.
00:24:44I didn't know what a secret's going on.
00:24:45I'm not about to be up to all my friends.
00:24:46I'm about to be up to you today.
00:24:47I'm about to be up to your friends.
00:24:49I was about to be up to you.
00:24:51I wasn't about to go.
00:24:53I'd love to be up to them whenever I saw you.
00:24:54Thanks, Mr.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles. No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:06As much as I'd like to. I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business. Painting pools.
00:25:16How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:23Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno? Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:47Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:50Oh, I have a hell of a headache. Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah, come in.
00:26:25Are you going to keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:26:28I'm sorry.
00:26:30I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:54That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:57I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:00Well, you still got the rest of our relax, don't you?
00:27:10Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:24I'm going to let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:27What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please.
00:27:38So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:41You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:45We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:48He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't, I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:28:00Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:03You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:08something like that?
00:28:10I think he can't.
00:28:13Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:19Hey.
00:28:22Anything sound good?
00:28:23What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:28Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:31I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:37Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:46What do you remember about me?
00:28:48What do you remember about me?
00:28:53I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:28:59I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:11There's some stupid shit there.
00:29:12I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:18You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:28What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32Nothing.
00:29:33You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what I am.
00:29:41Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:01I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah?
00:30:14How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days, and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:30:26you're saying cryptic shit like, I know my car, because you're too much of a man to win when you don't know anything.
00:30:35What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Ren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:52Ren talked you into this.
00:30:54Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:58Sam.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:12I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:21You and me.
00:31:22What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:38You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:40Well, I have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:48Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah.
00:32:00Just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:10I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:13Don't you agree, son?
00:32:15100%.
00:32:16How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:26Mm-hmm.
00:32:28Ah, shoot.
00:32:29I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:36I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:45Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:59One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:17So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:29Sorry.
00:33:37About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:46Good night, Sam.
00:33:53Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up with the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58Uh, it's been...
00:33:59crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean...
00:34:11No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean...
00:34:23No, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:26I...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:43Okay, see you soon.
00:34:52Hey, you okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:34:59Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you going to say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam, no.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said...
00:35:16No, I should have...
00:35:17Sam, Sam!
00:35:31Sam!
00:35:37God, I'm going to fucking jerk!
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:42Why?
00:35:43Because!
00:35:44Because why?
00:35:45Because he can't swim.
00:35:48You remember.
00:35:51Sam, just listen.
00:35:52Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:56Everything!
00:35:57Don't you?
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:16Sam, just stop.
00:36:17Samantha!
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:23All right.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:32Fuck!
00:36:33I picked up the car.
00:36:56Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:00We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:09Talk.
00:37:13I don't feel like talking.
00:37:20What are you doing?
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:25But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:29Never.
00:37:30Mm-hmm.
00:37:37How much have you had to drink?
00:37:39It doesn't matter.
00:37:44You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:47Things I've never felt before.
00:37:50I hate you so much.
00:37:54But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:57And it is so bad for you.
00:38:15Through the wires.
00:38:18Hey.
00:38:19Hey.
00:38:21Hey.
00:38:22Hey.
00:38:23Hey.
00:38:24I'm sorry.
00:38:29I can't.
00:38:50Hey, you hungry?
00:38:54Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:08Like you not talking to me.
00:39:10Not even looking at me.
00:39:14Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes!
00:39:24This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least I have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:35Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why?
00:39:37Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:41You think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:51And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:57But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:02All right.
00:40:03Hey, hold on.
00:40:07Oh, God.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:09I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:39Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, thanks.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05You gotta use the bathroom, okay?
00:41:06Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:09Tell her I say hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:17Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you.
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:54Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:41:57it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:10And it can't happen again.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:15Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:18I don't know.
00:42:22You tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31Some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:36I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:42And he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend.
00:43:01And she, you didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just, I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:10I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just, I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Ren, I just, I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:26I get it.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:31You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:41I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:52Tristan!
00:43:55Parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:06Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:08Last month, I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:13I watched everyone walk past me and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:28You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:29Then it's worth it.
00:44:34My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:44:51Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:58It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:02I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:20You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:25I wanted to hate you, but I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:33I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:55You finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:16A cell phone?
00:46:17If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion?
00:46:27Is that your codename?
00:46:29Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:37Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of a five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow!
00:46:49Your head smiles.
00:46:51I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:54Oh, stop.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:46:58You motherfuckers.
00:47:02Took you long enough?
00:47:05You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Oh, whoa.
00:47:08Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:15And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:19Hey.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:20I'll take your bag.
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God.
00:47:26Oh, my God.
00:47:27I know.
00:47:28How was it right?
00:47:29Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat a bus?
00:47:32What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:34Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:35A pirouette on her corpse.
00:47:36If you were meaning to my bestie, yes.
00:47:38Relax, Ren.
00:47:39It wasn't bad.
00:47:40It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:43You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down, because he was driving around
00:47:46with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a, thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:57I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:00Jeez.
00:48:00You are not kidding.
00:48:02They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:11I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress.
00:48:22No, deep tissue.
00:48:25Okay, the tie works.
00:48:29Mom, please.
00:48:31Okay, Mom, we'll figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:38You wish.
00:48:39I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:41You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:48:59Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:09I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:14I can't wait to be married so I never have to come in a wedding again.
00:49:18It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:21Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:32When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:33I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:57I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:00God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:09Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:25I'm done with him.
00:50:26That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:32And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:47Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50It's only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:53I'm going to head you all to myself for dudes nonstop.
00:50:58I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we talk?
00:51:04Sure.
00:51:05What about...
00:51:06I was talking with Ren earlier and...
00:51:08Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Rene's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:16Thank you, Justin.
00:51:18I didn't even think of that.
00:51:19So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:24No, but I think...
00:51:27I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:32Your parents are going to be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:15Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:23Mom showed up this morning, and Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair, and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us, and...
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:43You were right.
00:52:45I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:48If we were kids, this is where he would say something smug, and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:56Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:07I'll be okay.
00:53:10I'll see you over here, so again.
00:53:31I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:33Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:39I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:40I'm so brave.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Wren?
00:53:44I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:45I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:46As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:58Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:04Stephen, what are you doing here?
00:54:10I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:19Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:31Wait.
00:54:32Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Stephen.
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No.
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you.
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:13And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:18Honey, what?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:26I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that...
00:55:38That girl...
00:55:39She's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:04Not anymore.
00:56:06Now, get out.
00:56:24My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:49I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because...
00:56:59Because my feelings were so big,
00:57:02and everything was happening so fast,
00:57:04and what?
00:57:05You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real,
00:57:18and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:27Yes.
00:57:28I love him.
00:57:29I love him.
00:57:29I love him.
00:57:31I love him.
00:57:33I love him so much.
00:57:40Then you need to tell him.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:44Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:57:54Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:10Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:15Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:30I do.
00:58:32I do.
00:58:49Excellent.
00:58:50Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:51Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:54I'm sorry. I didn't know Steven was gonna show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:58I did. I swear.
00:59:00Then why was he here?
00:59:02Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:07Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:10I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just...
00:59:15let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:18Please, let me explain.
00:59:21Save it. I'm done.
00:59:28Hi.
00:59:33What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, unlock the door. Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to sit.
00:59:51I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:57It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:01He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:04But what I remember most was I'm immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:09All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:11So after everything with my dad broke his world.
01:00:14When he saw you as Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:18He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:21I know.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:26Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:29If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:33Come here.
01:00:40Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:51I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:56Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:00She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:04Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:07are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:10I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized, Wren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:25Because love is about being vulnerable.
01:01:28And doing the things that scare you.
01:01:31Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:35Or a few days.
01:01:37That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:39And that's how I did too.
01:01:41To the bride and groom.
01:01:44And to love that is timeless.
01:01:46Timeless.
01:01:57Excuse me, is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:01I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:04Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:17Hey, can we talk?
01:02:18Oh, now you wanna talk?
01:02:19After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:20I know.
01:02:21I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:23I-
01:02:35Hey, can we talk?
01:02:37Oh, now you wanna talk?
01:02:38After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:40I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:42I-
01:02:47I was scared!
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shitty to you. I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities,
01:03:00he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:05I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:07Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:11So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:18You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now that if I let that happen,
01:03:37I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:43Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:45It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back,
01:03:50and it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:03:58but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:05Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:16I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:27You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:31You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes.
01:04:43Please say yes, please.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:57Yes.
01:04:58And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:09I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:17Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:24Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:30I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl pick.
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:42Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:51We are going to the gas station.
01:05:53I know.
01:05:55Let's go.
01:06:00You're going to the gas station.
01:06:01I don't know.
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